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Good morning, Charlie.
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Did you read my analysis
of the focus group research?
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Maybe.
Was it in the sports section?
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So we're not going to talk about
our little kiss yesterday?
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As far as I'm concerned
it never happened.
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Let me see the research.
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That never happened, either.
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Sorry I'm late.
Am I interrupting something?
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Yes.
No.
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Let's get started.
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Let's see the work.
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Okay, that's my leg.
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Sorry.
Sorry.
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Ready for our lunch
at the U.N.?
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We got a problem.
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This morning,
my limo driver had to have
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an emergency appendectomy.
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Oh, that's horrible.
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Yeah, I appreciate the concern,
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but one day without a driver
won't kill me.
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Why don't you guys
just take the subway?
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Yeah.
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And after that, we'll eat food
from a street vendor.
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Angie, hold my calls.
I've got an important meeting.
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That keeps happening.
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I know.
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It's weird.
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You know what?
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Why don't you and I
go out on a real date?
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A date date?
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Yes...Yes.
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It's not that funny.
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I said "yes" twice
'cause you said "date" twice.
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I'm laughing
at the thought of us dating.
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I mean, no offense,
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but you're not really
the dating type.
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What type am I?
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The making-out-in-the-office
type.
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Can't seem to shake that.
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No, you've got
the wrong impression of me.
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Caitlin, can you come in here?
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What are you doing?
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Would you date Charlie?
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You mean date date?
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Well, Charlie's a great guy
and a good friend.
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Would you date him?
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I mean, he's fun.
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He's...Smart.
He's got nice hair.
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Caitlin...
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Fine.
I wouldn't date him.
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We're out of ice back here.
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Ice chest on the left.
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I can't believe
you're doing this.
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Are you kidding?
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I've always wanted to drive
one of these boys.
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Yeah, this is a smooth ride.
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A smooth, slow ride.
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* slow ride
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* doo doo doo-doo
chicka doo-doo *
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* take it easy
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* doo doo doo-doo
chicka doo-doo *
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* I'm in the mood
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* doo doo doo doo
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* the rhythm is right
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* doo doo doo-doo
chicka doo-doo... *
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sir? Sir?
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What?
We're here.
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Oh.
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Damn.
There's no parking.
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Well, listen,
we're running late.
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I just better
double-park here.
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Yes, baby,
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It's just like a regular car...
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only longer.
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So, Charlie's got a date
with Julia.
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Charlie likes a girl.
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Somebody got bitten
by the lovebug.
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Come on!
I'm just kidding around!
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I'm sorry.
I guess I really like Julia.
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She's so much different
from the women I usually date.
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She's smart, she...
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owns a bra.
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I'm just nervous.
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Every time
I really like someone,
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things go wrong.
It's like I'm jinxed.
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That can't be true.
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I was crazy about this girl,
Laura.
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We were fine
until her birthday.
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I got a cake and put
a candle for each year.
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You put on too many?
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Set her hair on fire.
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Once again,
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cafe sup�rieur refuses
to give me a reservation.
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You know what they're saying
when they reject me?
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"You're not good enough for us.
Screw you."
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I don't think
they're saying that.
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It's on my voice mail.
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Carter,
I need a favor from you.
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You know that guy Kurt
in our building?
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I got caught piggybacking
on his laundry again.
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What's piggybacking?
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It's when you add your clothes
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to someone else's laundry,
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and you take it out
before they get back.
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Anyway,
he's taken my laundry hostage.
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I mean,
you talk about no class.
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Would you do me a favor?
Talk to him.
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Aw, Paul.
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That guy gives me the creeps.
He's infatuated with me.
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He wrote you one love letter.
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It was 78 pages.
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I got a connection
at cafe sup�rieur.
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You do this for me,
I'll get you a reservation.
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All right.
I'll do it.
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But you better come through.
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I will. Of course.
I will.
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Hello?
Cafe sup�rieur?
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Yeah, this is Paul lassiter.
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I'm the press secretary
for the mayor of New York.
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I need a reservation
for tonight.
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Oh, yeah?!
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Well, screw you, too!
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Charlie, I have to admit...
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I'm having a great time.
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Whoa. Nothing flammable
near the lady.
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You seem a little nervous.
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I just want tonight to go well.
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Thank you.
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Charlie, you have some nerve
showing up here.
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We spend the night,
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you don't call,
then come here with a date?
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We're going to need
another minute.
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Well, that was awkward.
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Yes, it was.
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But let's not let it ruin
our date.
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So, you been watching shark week
on discovery channel?
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Sharks are...
Such beautiful creatures.
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My brother nearly lost his leg
in a shark attack.
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Of course he did.
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A toast...
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To our first date.
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Pretty good drink, huh?
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What's in it?
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Tequila, vodka, lime juice...
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lime juice?
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Let me guess...
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your father drowned
in lime juice?
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I'm severely allergic to it.
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Of course you are.
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Oh.
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Thanks for coming in, Kurt.
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It was no problem.
I-I wasn't busy.
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Uh, nor am I busy
any night this week.
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Okay.
Uh, so, where are my clothes?
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Yeah, not so fast there, chief.
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Uh, you'll get your clothes
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when Carter agrees
to have lunch with me.
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Come on, Carter!
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I want a corner booth.
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Done. Done. Done.
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Oh.
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Excellent.
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Uh, shall we?
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So, did you ever get my letter?
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Yes.
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Mr. Mayor, I have a report
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that yesterday you double-parked
your limousine,
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blocking a van of schoolkids.
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I can assure you
the mayor did not do that.
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I assure you
there's a good explanation.
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No comment.
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I didn't have a driver.
I had to get across town.
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What choice did I have?
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You could've taken the subway.
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Well, it was too late
to get tickets.
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I think we need to show
the press
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that you can identify
with the common man.
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Oh, good idea.
How about I sponsor a fox hunt?
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That should be easy.
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I'll just...Round up
8 million horses.
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Hey, Julia.
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I had a really good time
last night.
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Glad to see your head's back
to normal size.
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I know dinner
was a bit of a disaster...
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you know, I just don't think
this is going to work.
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Give me one more chance.
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Let me take you out tonight.
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My parents are in town. We have
tickets to "the lion king."
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I know a guy at the theater
who gets front-row seats.
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Come on.
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We're dining at cafe sup�rieur.
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6:00.
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I'll be there.
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Yes.
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* another chance
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* another chance
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* I'm back in
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* I'm back in
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she digs me.
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The New York City subway system
is the finest in the world,
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and that's why my staff and I
take public transportation
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whenever possible.
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Thank you, Mr. Mayor.
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Well, there's your sound bite.
Now get me out of this hellhole.
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Come on, sir.
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One ride and you'll be
Randall Winston,
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man of the people.
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You might want to hold on, sir.
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No need, bondek.
I have the balance of a cat.
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I love moments like these...
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when our jobs are done,
all the fires are put out.
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Makes me feel like...
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"the lion king."
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Your ego is out of control.
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No, I was supposed to meet Julia
and her parents for dinner,
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then we were going to go
to the show afterwards.
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I should have known this subway
thing would run late.
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Oh, the gods must hate me.
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Relax.
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Get off at the next stop
and catch a cab.
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Trust me...
the gods do not hate you.
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Whoa!
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What did you do to the gods?
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Okay, let's all just,
uh, keep calm.
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If anyone has a problem...
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Just let me know.
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Who made you boss?
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I'm the mayor.
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Well, I was a green beret.
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Why don't we let the people
decide who should be in charge?
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Well, nothing
could make me happier.
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Because this car...
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Deserves a leader
with experience,
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honesty, integrity.
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Bondek, dig up some dirt
on this guy.
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We're going to be here
all night.
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Julia's going to hate me.
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She won't hate you.
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And even if you don't make it,
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they'll still be sitting in
the front row of "the lion king"
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with your great tickets.
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Oh, dude.
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Do you get it now?
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It's the jinx.
Relationships and I don't mix.
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Did it ever occur to you
that things go wrong
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because you want them to?
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What are you talking about?
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Why would you take Julia
to a restaurant
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where you'd slept
with a waitress?
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00:11:03,719 --> 00:11:05,819
And what about
this subway ride?
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Did you have to schedule it
the same night as your date?
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I'm sick of talking about this.
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You have no idea
why I do things.
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Oh, Charlie Crawford
is so complex.
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I can see right through you.
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Really?
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What am I thinking right now?
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That you're scared
you might lose Julia.
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That you're scared
you might get Julia.
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And that the woman in that
lotto poster has huge knockers.
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Lucky guess.
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Okay, that guy was a wacko.
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He ordered nothing
but meatballs.
264
00:11:42,094 --> 00:11:43,061
So?
265
00:11:43,049 --> 00:11:45,183
He stabbed each one with a fork
266
00:11:45,116 --> 00:11:46,483
and yelled, "yah!"
267
00:11:47,631 --> 00:11:50,130
We better be on
for cafe sup�rieur.
268
00:11:50,049 --> 00:11:53,149
I'm never going to get
that reservation!
269
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,374
Call and say you're eating
with someone famous.
270
00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:57,299
One time
I got into a fancy restaurant
271
00:11:57,241 --> 00:11:59,673
because my girlfriend
looked like Jennifer Lopez.
272
00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:00,828
Really?
273
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,304
People tell me I look like
the third guy
274
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,922
who got killed
by that tiger in "gladiator."
275
00:12:05,832 --> 00:12:07,832
Before or after the attack?
276
00:12:12,036 --> 00:12:15,670
Hey, listen, I-I need
a reservation tonight at 7:00...
277
00:12:15,538 --> 00:12:16,504
no, wait!
278
00:12:16,492 --> 00:12:19,391
I know...
screw me...
279
00:12:19,292 --> 00:12:21,258
but listen... wait.
280
00:12:21,201 --> 00:12:25,433
You haven't heard about the
celebrity that I'm dining with.
281
00:12:25,274 --> 00:12:26,974
Who am I dining with?
282
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:31,204
Cuba gooding Jr.
283
00:12:31,097 --> 00:12:35,164
Richard Hayden wants to be
your subway car leader,
284
00:12:35,011 --> 00:12:38,578
but at 7:30
he was for eating the twix bar,
285
00:12:38,448 --> 00:12:41,147
and at 7:45,
he was against it.
286
00:12:41,057 --> 00:12:43,656
Which is it, Richard?
287
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,664
Nice job, bondek.
288
00:12:48,471 --> 00:12:51,605
I've been thinking about
what you said.
289
00:12:51,494 --> 00:12:52,861
Forget what I said.
290
00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:53,797
You were right.
291
00:12:53,785 --> 00:12:55,318
I knew it!
292
00:12:55,281 --> 00:12:56,913
You know that woman Laura?
293
00:12:56,871 --> 00:12:58,205
You set her hair on fire.
294
00:12:58,176 --> 00:13:00,209
That's the one.
295
00:13:00,149 --> 00:13:02,748
I left out one detail...
the accident happened
296
00:13:02,663 --> 00:13:05,596
the day after Laura and I
decided to move in together.
297
00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,262
Now that you understand
your behavior,
298
00:13:07,213 --> 00:13:08,647
you can do something about it.
299
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:10,246
I can turn this right around.
300
00:13:10,203 --> 00:13:13,237
First thing, I'll have my flower
guy send her a nice bouquet.
301
00:13:13,131 --> 00:13:14,432
Oh, perfect!
302
00:13:14,405 --> 00:13:16,605
And make sure it's really big
and expensive.
303
00:13:16,536 --> 00:13:17,737
That's good!
304
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:20,347
You can have a balloon
with a message.
305
00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:22,359
Yes!
You idiot!
306
00:13:22,296 --> 00:13:23,262
What?
307
00:13:23,251 --> 00:13:24,583
Flowers are so lame!
308
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,989
If I were Julia,
I would want a real gesture...
309
00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:28,676
something genuine
and heartfelt.
310
00:13:28,628 --> 00:13:30,227
Caitlin, words come and go,
311
00:13:30,187 --> 00:13:32,921
but a balloon can hover
in your apartment for days.
312
00:13:34,515 --> 00:13:36,748
I'm just not good
with this heartfelt stuff.
313
00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:39,312
Well, that's exactly why
you should do it.
314
00:13:39,224 --> 00:13:40,790
You need to show her
315
00:13:40,751 --> 00:13:43,219
that you're not the guy
she thinks you are.
316
00:13:43,138 --> 00:13:45,005
I'm outta here.
317
00:13:46,288 --> 00:13:47,788
What are you doing?
318
00:13:47,752 --> 00:13:49,519
You can't go out there!
319
00:13:52,334 --> 00:13:54,901
Which way is downtown?
320
00:13:57,266 --> 00:13:59,399
I still can't believe
you got us a table here.
321
00:13:59,335 --> 00:14:00,301
Carter, please.
322
00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:02,590
I do have my connections.
323
00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:06,117
Besides,
Paul lassiter is no stranger
324
00:14:05,985 --> 00:14:08,085
to fine gourmet dining.
325
00:14:08,022 --> 00:14:09,388
Mmm! Mmm!
326
00:14:09,357 --> 00:14:11,924
This custard is rich!
327
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,239
That's butter.
328
00:14:14,162 --> 00:14:15,630
Chocolate souffl�.
329
00:14:15,595 --> 00:14:16,562
Oh.
330
00:14:16,549 --> 00:14:18,315
Courtesy of the chef.
331
00:14:18,268 --> 00:14:21,168
I didn't want to bother you
earlier, but...
332
00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:23,267
I am a huge fan of your work.
333
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,233
Why, thank you.
334
00:14:26,668 --> 00:14:29,035
That's the third compliment
I've gotten tonight.
335
00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:31,559
Boy, you do your job
as a public official,
336
00:14:31,473 --> 00:14:34,206
but you never expect
this kind of recognition.
337
00:14:34,113 --> 00:14:35,714
Hi.
I hate to bother you,
338
00:14:35,673 --> 00:14:37,807
but the waiter told us
you were here.
339
00:14:37,742 --> 00:14:40,308
We've been following your career
from the beginning.
340
00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:41,890
Well, I really appreciate that.
341
00:14:41,845 --> 00:14:45,246
But, uh, I owe all my success
to the people I work with.
342
00:14:45,124 --> 00:14:47,924
Hey, we loved you
in "gladiator."
343
00:14:47,828 --> 00:14:48,929
What?
344
00:14:48,910 --> 00:14:50,110
Nothing.
345
00:14:53,269 --> 00:14:55,103
So, what do you think
of tom cruise?
346
00:14:55,052 --> 00:14:56,484
Honey, don't ask him that.
347
00:14:56,452 --> 00:14:58,018
Oh, that's okay.
That's okay.
348
00:14:57,978 --> 00:15:01,112
I think he's delicious.
349
00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:07,458
Show me the money!
350
00:15:07,398 --> 00:15:09,630
You show me the money!
351
00:15:12,297 --> 00:15:13,798
I love this place!
352
00:15:13,762 --> 00:15:17,129
Ah, ah! This is on me.
Let me give you a credit card.
353
00:15:17,008 --> 00:15:19,374
No, no, no.
Don't give him a credit card.
354
00:15:19,298 --> 00:15:20,331
Why not?
355
00:15:20,317 --> 00:15:22,883
B-because...
356
00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:25,165
I want to pay.
357
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,756
It would be my pleasure
to treat you to...
358
00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:29,700
Oh, God.
359
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,141
Oh, God! Oh, God!
360
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:32,271
Oh!
361
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:35,416
Oh!
Ahh! Ahh!
362
00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:39,484
God!
363
00:15:39,377 --> 00:15:41,211
Can't wait to tell my wife
364
00:15:41,159 --> 00:15:43,559
that I waited on
Cuba gooding Jr.
365
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:48,537
Paul!
366
00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:51,709
Did you...
did you tell these people
367
00:15:51,596 --> 00:15:53,630
I was Cuba gooding Jr.?!
368
00:15:53,569 --> 00:15:55,502
Maybe.
369
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:58,990
I have never been so insulted.
370
00:15:58,947 --> 00:16:01,113
You know, I may not be
an important person,
371
00:16:01,046 --> 00:16:02,513
but I am proud of who I am,
372
00:16:02,479 --> 00:16:04,579
and I'm not going to pretend
for anybody!
373
00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:07,649
I hate to bother
you again, but...
374
00:16:07,538 --> 00:16:09,704
We're having
a private birthday party
375
00:16:09,638 --> 00:16:11,472
for al Pacino upstairs, and...
376
00:16:11,421 --> 00:16:13,620
Well, he would love
for you to come.
377
00:16:16,989 --> 00:16:19,255
Show me the party!
378
00:16:23,352 --> 00:16:24,619
Good news...
379
00:16:24,593 --> 00:16:27,727
it looks like I've made
headway with the blonde.
380
00:16:27,617 --> 00:16:29,450
Oh, we got her vote?
381
00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:30,832
No.
382
00:16:30,798 --> 00:16:33,332
Since Charlie left,
you're down to three votes.
383
00:16:33,249 --> 00:16:35,982
That reporter was right.
I hav lost touch with people.
384
00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:38,489
The people love you. Last week
you got a standing ovation
385
00:16:38,404 --> 00:16:40,071
at that senior citizens'
luncheon.
386
00:16:40,026 --> 00:16:42,159
Those supporters
were handpicked.
387
00:16:42,094 --> 00:16:45,061
Besides, half of them thought
I was James brolin.
388
00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:47,625
When I first ran
for city council, I was...
389
00:16:47,536 --> 00:16:50,402
I was so passionate.
390
00:16:50,305 --> 00:16:55,238
I could make an emotional
connection with anyone.
391
00:16:56,604 --> 00:17:00,272
I remember an event
where only one man showed up,
392
00:17:00,136 --> 00:17:02,570
and he only came
to pick up women.
393
00:17:02,491 --> 00:17:05,591
I know the type.
394
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,583
After talking with him
for a while,
395
00:17:07,519 --> 00:17:09,619
I realized
that behind the bravado
396
00:17:09,556 --> 00:17:11,389
and the juvenile sexual humor...
397
00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:16,144
there was a lonely man,
crying for help.
398
00:17:16,015 --> 00:17:18,315
Wh...
399
00:17:18,243 --> 00:17:21,809
w-what did you tell him?
400
00:17:21,679 --> 00:17:24,746
Well...
I looked in his eyes,
401
00:17:24,638 --> 00:17:28,672
and I said,
"son, I see greatness in you,
402
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,687
and I'm on your side."
403
00:17:30,621 --> 00:17:32,987
Well, he broke down in my arms.
404
00:17:32,912 --> 00:17:36,079
I almost became
like a father figure to him.
405
00:17:35,966 --> 00:17:38,133
Oh, daddy...
406
00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:43,937
And that's why I got into
politics in the first place...
407
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:44,896
the people!
408
00:17:47,262 --> 00:17:50,396
Well...
I have got some work to do.
409
00:17:50,285 --> 00:17:52,252
Hi!
410
00:17:52,195 --> 00:17:54,162
I'm Randy Winston...
411
00:17:57,508 --> 00:18:01,242
and I'd be honored
to be your subway car leader.
412
00:18:03,522 --> 00:18:05,990
Charlie!
413
00:18:05,909 --> 00:18:08,108
How did you get here?
414
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,040
The subway car started moving
10 minutes after you left.
415
00:18:10,936 --> 00:18:12,236
You look terrible.
416
00:18:12,210 --> 00:18:13,776
I don't look that bad.
417
00:18:13,736 --> 00:18:14,836
Here.
418
00:18:14,819 --> 00:18:17,752
You need this more than we do.
419
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:22,731
Sweet... crab cakes.
420
00:18:22,647 --> 00:18:24,747
I came to tell Julia
you were on your way.
421
00:18:24,683 --> 00:18:25,650
What did she say?
422
00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:27,038
They won't let anyone in.
423
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:29,372
Apparently Cuba gooding Jr.
Is here.
424
00:18:32,288 --> 00:18:35,421
Wish me luck.
425
00:18:35,311 --> 00:18:38,144
Uh, Charlie, um...
426
00:18:40,339 --> 00:18:42,005
Perfect.
427
00:18:44,698 --> 00:18:46,965
Hi.
428
00:18:48,485 --> 00:18:51,585
You must be Julia's parents.
429
00:18:51,476 --> 00:18:54,009
Welcome to the big apple.
430
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:56,626
Julia, I am really sorry.
431
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,701
Charlie, I know you mean well,
but...
432
00:18:58,634 --> 00:19:01,469
I know I've been a screw-up,
but I figured out why.
433
00:19:01,371 --> 00:19:03,538
I really like you,
and it scares me.
434
00:19:03,471 --> 00:19:05,671
I'm not just talking about
a sexual attraction,
435
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:08,203
although that stuff we did
in the elevator was amazing.
436
00:19:10,472 --> 00:19:13,839
But I don't want to talk
about that now.
437
00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:16,385
Or ever again.
438
00:19:16,295 --> 00:19:19,362
Julia, I just ran 40 blocks
underground
439
00:19:19,255 --> 00:19:22,288
because I couldn't wait
to talk to you.
440
00:19:22,182 --> 00:19:24,182
I'm not sure
where this is going,
441
00:19:24,123 --> 00:19:26,023
but I think
we might have something.
442
00:19:25,968 --> 00:19:28,468
I realize I'm going to
have to make some changes,
443
00:19:28,386 --> 00:19:29,420
but I promise you...
444
00:19:29,405 --> 00:19:31,639
every day,
I will try to be better.
445
00:19:31,569 --> 00:19:33,469
Please let me try.
446
00:19:33,414 --> 00:19:34,514
Say yes.
447
00:19:34,497 --> 00:19:36,463
Yes.
448
00:19:39,651 --> 00:19:42,851
Why are you so impossible
to hate?
449
00:19:42,738 --> 00:19:44,404
I'm like a puppy.
450
00:19:45,665 --> 00:19:47,699
A puppy who needs a bath.
451
00:19:48,943 --> 00:19:52,142
Which I'll be taking alone.
452
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:56,744
Is this going to be
our first non-office kiss?
453
00:19:56,644 --> 00:19:58,110
I guess it is.
454
00:19:59,571 --> 00:20:01,537
I can't...
you want me to get the Oscar?
455
00:20:01,481 --> 00:20:04,247
You'll hear from my agent!
456
00:20:06,858 --> 00:20:08,958
* take it easy...
457
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:14,892
Sir...
458
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:18,413
Do you have any other music?
459
00:20:18,281 --> 00:20:20,448
Well, I'll take a look.
460
00:20:20,381 --> 00:20:22,381
Thank you.
461
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,600
* ...Slow ride
462
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,862
* take it easy
463
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,654
- Sit, ubu. Good dog. -
464
00:21:31,704 --> 00:21:36,254
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