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What charity's this for, again?
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Help the children,
help the dolphins,
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help... help me, Rhonda.
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It's a charity fashion show.
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I think
we came in the wrong way.
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How can it be wrong
when it feels so right?
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Here, Charlie, have some gum.
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We can't let our breath
hold us back.
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Careful waving that around.
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These girls look hungry.
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Yeah, stick with me.
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You might get to meet
one of these lovely ladies.
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I'm counting on you, sir.
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Why, that...
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that woman's dress
is awfully sheer.
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She's not wearing a dress.
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My hair! It's ruined!
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It's not ruined.
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I'll fix it.
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Uh, uh...
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No it's ruined.
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I can't believe that model
is gonna sue the mayor.
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I mean, all he did is put
a little gum in her hair.
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Caitlin, Tatiana's hair
is her trademark.
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Without it, she's just
another $10,000-a-day supermodel
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who will try her hand at acting
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and eventually
marry rod Stewart.
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We've gotta find the mayor
a good lawyer.
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I already got one...
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my old college buddy, Scott.
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He's on his way in.
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Is being your college buddy
his only credential?
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Well, he was my frat's
official kegmaster.
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Angie, cancel my call
to f. Lee Bailey.
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You've got the kegmaster.
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This guy is a great lawyer.
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In two years, he made partner
at a top Washington law firm.
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I hate lawyers.
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They always give you
false promises like,
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"they don't have
a case, Stuart."
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"Those charges won't stick,
Stuart."
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If you say he's good,
I'll trust you.
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Don't worry about
all that kegmaster stuff.
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That was a long time ago.
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Hey, hey!
How's it goin', mullet head?
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Not bad, you big sack of dirt.
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I forgot to tell you...
your friend Scott is here.
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Thanks, Angie.
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Hah!
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Hah! Hah! Hah!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Scott, this is Caitlin Moore.
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Nice to meet you.
A handshake will be fine.
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Nice to meet you, too.
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I cannot believe
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that you are
the deputy mayor of New York.
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Six months ago, I was
talking you out of streaking
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across the white house lawn.
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You were the voice of reason
that night.
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It was such a better idea
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to streak through
the Lincoln memorial.
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I'll talk to you later,
Charlie.
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Ugh!
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What was that?
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Isn't that what we were doing?
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No? No.
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You dog.
What?
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You've slept with her,
haven't you?
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No, but she treats me
like I have.
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So you wouldn't mind
if I made a run at her?
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You? With Caitlin?
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Good luck.
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She digs chicks?
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No, she likes guys.
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Then I'm in.
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Guys who are open,
sensitive, and honest.
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I could fake that.
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Hey, Paul.
How's the coffee today?
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Paul, you're in another world.
What's up?
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See that girl over there?
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Isn't she pretty?
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Yes. Yes, she is.
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She's coming this way.
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Hi, I'm Carter.
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Hi, I'm Susan.
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I just started
in the parks department.
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And this is Paul,
the press secretary.
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Wow. The press secretary.
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You must really have
a way with words.
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Well, it was, uh,
nice to meet you.
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She's like an angel
sent from heaven.
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Hmm.
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Who's the fresh meat?
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Her name is Susan,
and Paul saw her first.
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I can respect that.
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You've got
till the end of the day,
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and I'm moving in.
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That's 5 hours and 33 minutes.
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Well, so much for that.
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Paul!
Don't let Stuart scare you.
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Hey, I'll help you.
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Pretend I'm Susan.
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Now, ask me out.
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Okay.
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Susan, I may not be
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the best-looking guy
in the world
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or the richest
or the best-dressed,
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and I may not have the best
apartment in the world...
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Paul, there's nothing wrong
with being humble,
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but the whole "I suck" thing
might be a turnoff.
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Susan would never go
for a guy like me.
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That's why I'm gonna
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turn you into a hip,
stylish, ladies' man.
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First of all, what's with this?
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It's Italian.
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This suit is Italian?
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Oh, I thought you were talking
about the stain.
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I had ziti for lunch.
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First, I'm gonna put
the mayor's lawsuit to bed,
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then it's Caitlin's turn.
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Man, are you gonna crash
and burn.
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We'll see.
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I've decided to break out
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the old Charlie Crawford
3-step plan.
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Ah, the classics.
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Step one... impress her
with a skill.
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Step 2... establish
friendly physical contact.
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Step 3... take her to
the beach in Callahan's fiero.
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Actually,
there's been an update.
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Now step 3 is
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accidental revealing
something intensely personal.
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Why? The fiero thing
still works.
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Charlie!
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This lawsuit is ridiculous!
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People target me
because I'm a public figure.
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Regarding your case, I spoke
to the plaintiff's lawyers
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this morning
and cited Martin v torgove.
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A life-and-death situation...
I.E. You choking...
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nullifies any malice of intent,
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thereby releasing you
from any and all liabilities.
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In layman's terms,
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you'll be golfing by 4:00.
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In that case, I'd better go hit
a bucket o' balls.
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Scott, I'm impressed.
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Step one.
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So the mayor's gonna
come through this all right?
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I'll be having them
begging us not to countersue.
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Charlie was right.
You are good.
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Ah-two!
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Enough shoptalk.
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Scott and I have
some catching up to do.
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What do you say the three of us
have dinner tonight?
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It sounds great, but, Caitlin,
you got plans, right?
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I would love to come.
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Oh, but first, I...
I have to go call my mom.
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Today is the anniversary
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of the day that my dad
walked out on us,
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and...
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I think it just helps her
to hear my voice.
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I'm sorry.
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I probably
shouldn't have revealed
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something
that intensely personal.
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Don't be silly.
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It's refreshing to hear a guy
being so sensitive.
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Paul, you look great!
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What is this material?
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I've never felt
anything like it.
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It's cotton.
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I want you to be confident.
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Thanks to me, you're well-versed
in literature, fine music,
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and how to select
the perfect wine for any meal.
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If all else fails,
just don't be yourself.
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Susan!
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Hey...Paul.
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You look different.
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And may I say you look lovely?
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It was Shakespeare who said,
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"shall I compare thee
to a summer's day?
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Thou art more lovely
and more temperate."
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Oh!
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Okay.
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3...2...
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Susan, would you like to go
to happy hour
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and get some chicken wings?
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Sure.
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Paul! Do something!
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A full-bodied cabernet goes
very nicely with chicken wings!
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So, tell me
some of your college stories.
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My stories are pretty much
like anyone else's...
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President of the student body,
captain of the swim team.
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Tell her about the time
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you got caught spying
in the girls' shower,
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and they threatened
to expel you,
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but they let you off
because you cried to the Dean.
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Tell her that one.
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That's pretty much
the whole story, Charlie.
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Yeah, that's a good one.
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Not as good as the time
you got caught plagiarizing...
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I think I'll go get us
another round.
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I'll come with you.
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Don't drink too much.
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Don't want to wet your bed
like you did your senior year.
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What are you doing?
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What? I'm helping him out.
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Girls love
fun stories like that.
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Ladies love
a plagiarizing bed-wetter.
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I just don't think Caitlin
should get involved with Scott.
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He's a dog,
and he's only after one thing.
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Maybe he's changed.
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10 bucks says he's at the bar
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doing his "pulling a quarter
out of her ear" trick.
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Hmm.
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Looks more like a $100 bill.
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What am I worried about?
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Caitlin's way too smart
for Scott.
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It's not like she's gonna
go home with the guy.
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Uh, Charlie...
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and you know why?
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Because she's got
too much class.
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I almost feel sorry for him.
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I'm gonna go bail him out
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before he makes a complete ass
of himself.
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On second thought,
I think I'll just let him
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twist in the wind.
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Where the hell is Caitlin?
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I haven't seen her
since she left with Scott.
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She went home with Scott?
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I can't believe this.
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I've been throwing myself
at him all week.
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Hey, guys.
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Since when do we leave bars
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without telling each other?
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What about last week
at McSorley's?
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I turned my head, and you left
with the coatcheck girl.
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I didn't leave.
I was in the coat closet.
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So, Scott's a pretty
good-looking guy, huh?
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Any details
I should know about?
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That's personal, and I'd
rather not talk about it.
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I don't mean to pry,
but that Scott is a wild man.
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One time,
we were down in Mexico,
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and he got this tattoo
right on his butt.
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I can't remember if it was
a leprechaun or a devil.
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Can you help me out?
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Okay, this is ridiculous.
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If you must know,
nothing happened.
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Hey, whatever.
I don't care.
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Why are you being
so weird about this?
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Wait a minute.
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You're jealous, aren't you?
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No. What kind of person
would be jealous
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about you going home
with Scott?
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Caitlin.
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I get it.
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This is about
that time in the elevator.
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You know... we both reached
for the button at the same time,
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our hands touched,
and you gave me that look.
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And while you tried
to play it off,
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you can't deny
there was a moment.
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Yes, I can,
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00:11:09,182 --> 00:11:12,615
because I have no idea
what you're talking about.
260
00:11:12,492 --> 00:11:15,958
Keep telling yourself that.
261
00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:17,200
Hey, bud.
262
00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:19,769
You got an instant message
from Vanessa,
263
00:11:19,684 --> 00:11:22,051
and we've been having
a little chat.
264
00:11:21,976 --> 00:11:24,509
Oh, this woman is naughty.
Who is she?
265
00:11:24,425 --> 00:11:27,559
She's the governor's
70-year-old secretary.
266
00:11:27,449 --> 00:11:29,316
Goodbye.
267
00:11:29,263 --> 00:11:31,829
Rumor has it you struck out
with Caitlin last night.
268
00:11:31,745 --> 00:11:34,113
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Everything is under control.
269
00:11:34,037 --> 00:11:35,970
The 3-step plan
wasn't working,
270
00:11:35,915 --> 00:11:38,215
so I switched
to the nice-guy routine.
271
00:11:38,142 --> 00:11:39,608
I took her for a walk,
272
00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:41,008
we went out for coffee,
273
00:11:40,975 --> 00:11:43,608
I listened to her talk
about her feelings,
274
00:11:43,521 --> 00:11:44,588
blah, blah, blah.
275
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,671
Hey, Scott,
did it ever occur to you
276
00:11:46,608 --> 00:11:49,174
to try treating Caitlin
with a little respect?
277
00:11:49,090 --> 00:11:51,923
No, but thanks
for sharing that with me.
278
00:11:51,827 --> 00:11:53,793
She will totally eat that up.
279
00:11:53,737 --> 00:11:55,570
I want you to know
280
00:11:55,518 --> 00:11:58,518
that I couldn't have done this
without your help.
281
00:11:58,415 --> 00:12:01,149
When I'm with her,
I'll be thinking of you.
282
00:12:02,552 --> 00:12:05,219
That came out wrong.
283
00:12:07,071 --> 00:12:09,172
You know what?
Forget Caitlin.
284
00:12:09,108 --> 00:12:12,175
When was the last time
we did some male bonding?
285
00:12:12,068 --> 00:12:15,402
We are going camping...
you and me alone
286
00:12:15,283 --> 00:12:18,283
in the middle of nowhere
in a tent.
287
00:12:18,178 --> 00:12:21,312
That came out wrong.
288
00:12:21,202 --> 00:12:23,435
We are going to Vegas.
289
00:12:23,366 --> 00:12:24,600
Two rooms.
290
00:12:24,575 --> 00:12:29,009
You know,
you're acting really weird.
291
00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:29,973
Wait a minute.
292
00:12:29,953 --> 00:12:32,320
You're not jealous
about Caitlin, are you?
293
00:12:32,246 --> 00:12:33,512
No. Oh, God.
294
00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:35,819
Did she tell you some story
about an elevator?
295
00:12:35,746 --> 00:12:37,146
No. What happened?
296
00:12:37,115 --> 00:12:39,415
Nothing. Nothing happened
in the elevator.
297
00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:41,609
Can't get it out
of your mind, can you?
298
00:12:45,358 --> 00:12:47,124
I had Susan right in my hands,
299
00:12:47,075 --> 00:12:49,175
and Stuart just took her
away from me.
300
00:12:49,113 --> 00:12:51,613
Paul, this kind of thing
happens all the time.
301
00:12:51,532 --> 00:12:52,598
Right, Charlie?
302
00:12:52,582 --> 00:12:53,715
Sure.
303
00:12:53,696 --> 00:12:56,761
I've stolen tons of chicks
from guys like Paul.
304
00:12:56,655 --> 00:13:01,389
Thanks, boss.
305
00:13:01,207 --> 00:13:03,940
Come on, Paul, don't be
so down on yourself.
306
00:13:03,848 --> 00:13:05,247
Remember... this is not
307
00:13:05,216 --> 00:13:07,583
a competition
between you and Stuart.
308
00:13:09,385 --> 00:13:10,519
Ah!
309
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:13,399
I love the smell of loser
in the morning.
310
00:13:14,573 --> 00:13:16,306
Hey, you scored the first date,
311
00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:17,993
but Paul lassiter is a fighter.
312
00:13:17,946 --> 00:13:19,113
This is far from over.
313
00:13:19,092 --> 00:13:20,592
That sounds like a challenge.
314
00:13:20,556 --> 00:13:23,357
Paul's gonna take this woman
to dinner and the ballet.
315
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,360
You are gonna look
like a pathetic fool.
316
00:13:25,298 --> 00:13:27,665
Strong words, Paul.
317
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,522
You man enough to back them up?
318
00:13:29,467 --> 00:13:31,800
Paul doesn't like your tone.
319
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:32,926
What are you gonna do?
320
00:13:32,904 --> 00:13:34,772
He's gonna make sure
Susan sees you
321
00:13:34,719 --> 00:13:36,753
for the lecherous fraud
you really are.
322
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,058
Ha ha!
323
00:13:38,028 --> 00:13:40,828
You got a lot of nerve,
talking to me like that.
324
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,933
We can't thank you enough
for settling the mayor's case.
325
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,098
That model was vicious.
326
00:13:53,073 --> 00:13:54,673
She came after me
327
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:57,699
like I was a salad
with dressing.
328
00:13:57,593 --> 00:13:58,892
It was my pleasure, sir.
329
00:13:58,865 --> 00:14:01,166
As a lawyer,
I'm all about helping people.
330
00:14:01,093 --> 00:14:02,393
And as a man,
331
00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:05,000
I'm all about committing myself
to the right woman.
332
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:08,279
This is
such a refreshing attitude.
333
00:14:08,159 --> 00:14:09,291
Where I come from,
334
00:14:09,272 --> 00:14:11,173
we still believe
in traditional values.
335
00:14:11,119 --> 00:14:12,952
L.A.?
336
00:14:12,901 --> 00:14:14,334
Well, let's have a toast
337
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,801
to the clearing
of my good name.
338
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,053
To think that that model
339
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,358
accused me of being
a danger to society.
340
00:14:21,558 --> 00:14:23,957
Ow! My eye!
341
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,313
Well, time to go.
342
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:28,181
Think I'll cut
through the kitchen.
343
00:14:28,081 --> 00:14:32,114
Enjoy.
344
00:14:31,964 --> 00:14:33,997
Your coat's getting
all wrinkled up.
345
00:14:33,938 --> 00:14:37,170
Why don't you let me take it
to the coatcheck for you?
346
00:14:37,055 --> 00:14:38,122
Scott is great.
347
00:14:38,106 --> 00:14:39,806
I am so sick of dating guys
348
00:14:39,762 --> 00:14:43,528
who are all about their money
and the kind of car they drive.
349
00:14:43,389 --> 00:14:45,456
I mean,
he's a real grown-up.
350
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,955
We'd like...
351
00:14:50,869 --> 00:14:52,902
I am one move away
from the end zone.
352
00:14:52,841 --> 00:14:54,241
Caitlin is really into guys
353
00:14:54,209 --> 00:14:56,610
who make a lot of money
and drive flashy cars.
354
00:14:56,533 --> 00:14:58,700
You haven't been
playing that up enough.
355
00:14:58,634 --> 00:15:00,134
I'm all over it.
356
00:15:00,097 --> 00:15:03,764
Would you bring us a bottle
of your best champagne?
357
00:15:03,631 --> 00:15:05,430
By "your best champagne,"
I mean
358
00:15:05,381 --> 00:15:07,114
your most expensive champagne.
359
00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:09,001
And please hurry.
360
00:15:08,945 --> 00:15:12,078
I don't like to leave
my Porsche 911 turbo
361
00:15:11,969 --> 00:15:13,568
parked in the street.
362
00:15:13,528 --> 00:15:15,327
Oh, I love that car.
363
00:15:15,278 --> 00:15:18,045
Maybe you'd like to get out
of here and go for a drive?
364
00:15:17,952 --> 00:15:21,218
Sure, let me just go
to the ladies' room first.
365
00:15:27,754 --> 00:15:30,388
All right, this is getting
out of control.
366
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:31,666
Oh, you're telling me.
367
00:15:31,636 --> 00:15:34,304
I got about three minutes
to find a Porsche.
368
00:15:34,214 --> 00:15:36,881
We need to have
a serious discussion.
369
00:15:36,793 --> 00:15:39,225
I'll give you full details
in the morning.
370
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,714
This thing with Caitlin
ends right now.
371
00:15:41,629 --> 00:15:42,995
Why are you flipping out?
372
00:15:42,966 --> 00:15:44,566
You're acting like an idiot.
373
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:45,792
I'm having a good time.
374
00:15:45,766 --> 00:15:46,900
Why don't you grow up?
375
00:15:46,881 --> 00:15:48,115
Look who's talkin'.
376
00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:49,357
Don't push me.
377
00:15:49,331 --> 00:15:50,764
Are you gonna hit me?
378
00:15:52,991 --> 00:15:55,091
Dude, that was rhetorical!
379
00:16:02,221 --> 00:16:03,821
Ah.
380
00:16:05,944 --> 00:16:08,377
Looks like someone's
sitting home alone
381
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,732
while Paul is out
on the town with Susan.
382
00:16:10,654 --> 00:16:12,088
Ha ha ha ha!
383
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,322
Wait a minute.
384
00:16:13,296 --> 00:16:15,896
A rented movie, a box of wine,
385
00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:18,111
two hungry-man dinners.
386
00:16:18,038 --> 00:16:19,838
You're on a date.
387
00:16:19,788 --> 00:16:20,821
Hi, Carter.
388
00:16:20,807 --> 00:16:22,006
Susan, where's Paul?
389
00:16:21,983 --> 00:16:23,350
I ditched him
390
00:16:23,321 --> 00:16:26,788
halfway through that stupid,
boring dance performance.
391
00:16:26,662 --> 00:16:29,295
Stupid and boring.
392
00:16:29,209 --> 00:16:31,842
"Pas de death"
is this year's definitive
393
00:16:31,754 --> 00:16:34,021
off-Broadway
experimental ballet.
394
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:35,317
What about the restaurant?
395
00:16:35,288 --> 00:16:36,720
Oh, it sucked!
396
00:16:36,687 --> 00:16:39,286
It was so pompous and stuffy.
397
00:16:39,201 --> 00:16:41,768
Pompous and stuffy.
398
00:16:41,684 --> 00:16:42,951
You know what?
399
00:16:42,926 --> 00:16:44,792
I think Paul may be
too cultured for you.
400
00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:47,272
Well, I think he may be gay.
401
00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:50,490
Sorry, Carter, I blew it.
Susan ditched me.
402
00:16:50,372 --> 00:16:53,306
What are you doing here?
403
00:16:53,205 --> 00:16:55,038
Oh, Paul, I'm sorry.
404
00:16:54,987 --> 00:16:57,586
I just don't think
we're right for each other.
405
00:16:57,501 --> 00:16:59,634
You're way too sophisticated
for me.
406
00:16:59,569 --> 00:17:01,803
Carter told me to act that way.
407
00:17:01,734 --> 00:17:04,868
I didn't enjoy
a single thing we did tonight...
408
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,557
well, with the exception
of "pas de death."
409
00:17:07,462 --> 00:17:09,329
I mean, that blew me away.
410
00:17:09,276 --> 00:17:11,776
So you're not really like that?
411
00:17:11,695 --> 00:17:12,829
Oh, no.
412
00:17:12,809 --> 00:17:14,476
I'm just a simple man.
413
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:17,632
I enjoy big-band music
and legal thrillers
414
00:17:17,519 --> 00:17:19,287
and commemorative coins.
415
00:17:19,237 --> 00:17:20,270
Oh!
416
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,189
And here I thought you were
417
00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:24,467
this boring, pretentious jerk.
418
00:17:24,393 --> 00:17:25,460
Hey!
419
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:26,811
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
420
00:17:26,781 --> 00:17:29,781
You're insulting
my good friend Carter.
421
00:17:29,677 --> 00:17:31,677
Well, I got news for you...
422
00:17:31,619 --> 00:17:34,751
you don't like Carter,
you don't like me.
423
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,607
But I do like you.
424
00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:39,118
Okay, let's go!
425
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,802
Thanks.
426
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,223
Bye.
427
00:17:46,194 --> 00:17:47,761
Oh, my God.
428
00:17:47,722 --> 00:17:50,988
I just lost a woman to Paul.
429
00:17:50,871 --> 00:17:51,938
What about me?
430
00:17:51,922 --> 00:17:54,522
She rejected
everything I'm about...
431
00:17:54,437 --> 00:17:56,370
my culture, my refined taste.
432
00:17:56,314 --> 00:17:59,147
I know what will make you
feel better...
433
00:17:59,052 --> 00:18:01,751
"when crocodiles
go crazy III."
434
00:18:01,661 --> 00:18:03,227
I'll unbox the wine.
435
00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:07,316
Ah ha ha.
436
00:18:07,262 --> 00:18:08,262
Ooh!
437
00:18:08,249 --> 00:18:10,816
Alligator in the trailer park.
438
00:18:10,731 --> 00:18:12,897
Bad time to wash the pickup.
439
00:18:19,197 --> 00:18:21,030
Okay, what happened back there?
440
00:18:20,979 --> 00:18:22,979
Why did you get
in a fight with Scott?
441
00:18:22,921 --> 00:18:24,854
That wasn't a fight.
442
00:18:24,798 --> 00:18:27,264
That's an old college game.
443
00:18:27,185 --> 00:18:29,619
It's called "I punch you."
444
00:18:31,323 --> 00:18:33,822
If you ever play,
try to go first.
445
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:36,441
If you were protecting my honor,
you don't have to.
446
00:18:36,350 --> 00:18:38,484
Scott's not the first guy
to hit on me.
447
00:18:38,419 --> 00:18:39,719
I can look after myself.
448
00:18:39,692 --> 00:18:41,092
I know that.
449
00:18:41,061 --> 00:18:42,794
Then what made you snap
like that?
450
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,847
Scott and I have been going out
451
00:18:44,785 --> 00:18:46,751
and picking up women for years,
452
00:18:46,694 --> 00:18:48,894
but when I saw him
doing it tonight,
453
00:18:48,826 --> 00:18:50,192
I-I just lost it.
454
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,229
That's not good enough.
I want to know why.
455
00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:55,101
Because he was doing it to you,
and you're my friend,
456
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,967
and you deserve
better than that.
457
00:18:56,909 --> 00:18:59,310
I'm so touched.
458
00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:01,733
It's the sweetest thing
I've ever heard.
459
00:19:01,651 --> 00:19:04,318
What's going on
with your voice?
460
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,729
This is a special moment.
Tell me you're not moved.
461
00:19:07,603 --> 00:19:08,903
Oh, damn.
462
00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:13,040
Hand me a tissue.
463
00:19:12,949 --> 00:19:16,316
That's it, let it out.
464
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:19,396
I got blood on my loafers.
465
00:19:23,738 --> 00:19:26,172
Look, Charlie,
I know Scott's a player.
466
00:19:26,094 --> 00:19:27,626
But deep down, I can tell
467
00:19:27,589 --> 00:19:29,722
he's an honest,
sensitive person.
468
00:19:29,658 --> 00:19:31,758
You should have seen him
break down
469
00:19:31,695 --> 00:19:34,061
when he realized
his Porsche was stolen.
470
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,493
I know
he thinks the world of you.
471
00:19:38,442 --> 00:19:39,609
You should talk to him.
472
00:19:39,587 --> 00:19:41,587
Yeah, you're probably right.
473
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:45,062
Come on,
I'll walk out with you.
474
00:19:46,366 --> 00:19:49,633
Get over yourself.
475
00:19:56,392 --> 00:19:57,824
Are we cool?
476
00:19:57,791 --> 00:19:59,658
Yeah, we're cool.
477
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,968
I cannot believe the kegmaster
is a big-time lawyer.
478
00:20:04,856 --> 00:20:07,489
And you're the deputy mayor
of New York.
479
00:20:07,402 --> 00:20:08,936
I guess we're maturing.
480
00:20:08,899 --> 00:20:11,665
What do mature guys do?
481
00:20:11,572 --> 00:20:12,872
They golf.
482
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:16,478
Wanna go golfing?
483
00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:18,179
I guess we should bring
some beers.
484
00:20:18,128 --> 00:20:20,395
And some dates.
485
00:20:20,324 --> 00:20:24,525
I'm loving everything
except the golfing.
486
00:20:24,366 --> 00:20:27,765
Let's go to a bar.
We can watch golf.
487
00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:28,267
Sit, ubu, sit!
488
00:21:28,317 --> 00:21:32,867
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