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Morning...
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Sir.
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Good morning, Caitlin.
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Mr. mayor.
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Carter.
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Morning, everyone.
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Morning.
Morning.
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Sir.
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So, we're not talking
about the mayor's outfit?
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What's wrong with it?
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Nothing...
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If you're selling
customized vans.
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I ran out of clean clothes.
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My housekeeper of 20 years
quit last week.
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All she left was a note saying,
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"goodbye, Randall. You're out
of paper towels and ajax."
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Don't worry, sir... we'll find
you someone else right away.
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Oh, look...
one of my old business cards.
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"Randy Winston, capricorn."
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It was just a gag.
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Hey...
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What's your sign?
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Aries.
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Ooh, perfect.
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I don't need excuses, Phil.
I need those runways cleared.
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You know, 6 months ago
when you started...
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you get those snowplows
out to the airport now,
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or I'm going to give
20,000 stranded travelers
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your home phone number.
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You know, Charlie,
6 months ago when you...
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councilman Phillips
wants approval
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for a new office park.
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Tell that blowhard
he'll get approval
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when he backs
the low-income housing plan.
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Ahem...
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You know, Charlie...
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ah.
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6 months ago
when I started here...
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Go on.
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That's where you left off.
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Ah, yes... 6 months ago...
When you...
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I had my doubts...
a lot of people did.
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They said that you threw away
a promising career.
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They said you were washed up.
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They said you were a loser.
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Who are these people?
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And you proved them wrong,
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so as a small token
of my gratitude,
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I'd like you to have this.
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I... sir...
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That's your Sandy koufax
autographed baseball.
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I-I can't accept that.
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I know how much you admire it.
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I want you to have it.
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I don't know what to say.
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You just keep up the good work.
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Oh, and by the way,
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thanks for finding me a suit
on such short notice.
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I can be pretty resourceful
when I need to be.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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Do you realize this ball is from
koufax's perfect game in '65?
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What's the big deal?
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It's just a baseball.
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It's worth $15,000.
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It's so beautiful.
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Hey, Charlie!
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Up for the big poker game
tonight?
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Sorry, I got plans.
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You always have plans
on poker night.
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I get it... you just don't want
to hang out with us.
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What's the matter...
we too nerdy?
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Too unskilled with the ladies?
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Does it embarrass you
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when we steal rolls
in restaurants?
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No, that's not it.
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What is it?
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It's nothing.
Where's the game?
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It's at my place, isn't it?
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8:00.
See ya there, Chuck.
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Ball!
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Just one night of poker
with the guys...
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No big deal.
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Why would it be?
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Well, I used to have
a little problem with gambling.
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Define "little."
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I'd get carried away,
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and then so would
most of my furniture.
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Why don't you just tell them?
They'll understand.
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It means a lot to them
if I hang out with them.
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Besides,
I got it under control.
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I'm gonna sit there, purposely
lose a couple of hands,
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drink a few beers,
and that's it.
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Is there any vice
you haven't indulged in?
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What are you doing?!
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Microwaving my coffee,
like the can-do guy that I am.
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Did you leave a spoon in there
or something?
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Nope, we're okay.
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Sir, you are too busy
to be doing this.
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We really have to find you
a new housekeeper.
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Nonsense! Losing my housekeeper
was a blessing in disguise.
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It's high time
I became more self-sufficient.
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Remember the time
you tried to mow your own lawn?
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Poor little squirrel
never saw it coming.
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Well, at least have someone
show you the ropes.
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What a generous offer, Caitlin.
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We can start by grocery shopping
tonight after work.
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Me?!
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Come on...
it'll be fun.
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Bacon's ready.
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Paul!
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Are you in or out?!
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What's the pot up to?
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85 cents.
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The bet's a dime to you.
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I'm in.
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Paul, recyclables
are only worth a nickel!
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It's a dime in Vermont!
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I got 3 Jacks.
Anybody beat that?
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No.
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Yeah! Come to papa!
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I'm gettin' a pack of gum
on the way home,
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and guess what...
you guys are payin' for it!
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All right, my deal.
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5-card draw is the game.
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Uh-oh. Oh, um...
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, I have a terrible hand.
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I should fold.
I should fo...
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you know what? No...
I'm gonna play just for fun,
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even though
I'm probably gonna lose.
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Anyone got a read on Paul?
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Cards?
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I'm good.
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I'll take 3.
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Not much to work with here.
Give me 4.
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And the dealer takes 3.
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The bet's to you, Charlie.
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Fold.
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You've been folding all night.
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I'm just not getting
good cards.
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The cry of an amateur... you
don't need good cards to win.
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Maybe this is why Charlie
doesn't play poker with us.
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Maybe he doesn't have
the stomach for a big game.
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You afraid
to dance with the devil?
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Bet's $100.
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I'm out.
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Me too.
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I think you're bluffing...
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And my emergency
Ben Franklin...
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Says you got nothin'.
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Full house.
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4 aces.
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Oh, God!
Oh, my God!
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Oh, God, I'm gonna be sick!
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Oh, God!
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Well, it's gettin'
kind of late.
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I'll walk back with you.
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Hey, hey, hey...
sit down.
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Let's play some cards.
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Here's the deli.
Now, um, pick a number.
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Uh...16.
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No, sir, from here.
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Oh, sorry.
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What can I get you?
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I'd like some roast beef,
please.
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How much?
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E-enough for a whole week...
I'll take 25 pounds.
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He'll take one pound
cut extra lean,
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and a pound of smoked Turkey.
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I'm impressed. You're a natural
at helping.
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You really think so?
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Yeah, of course.
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Let's hit
the frozen-food section.
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Great! I'm starting
to get the hang of this.
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Mini cheese pocket?
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Oh, yes, thank you.
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It's after 10:00.
Where's Charlie?
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He's probably out
buying a new wardrobe
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with all the money
he took from me.
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$100?
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Lord knows what he's doing
with the rest of it.
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What are you doing?
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Organizing the mayor's vitamins.
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I want to make sure
he gets enough "c"
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since it's flu-and-cold season.
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Oh, and look at this cute scarf
I got him.
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Looks like someone's
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getting in touch
with their nurturing side.
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What?
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My sister went through
the same thing.
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She bought a hamster...
she started knitting it
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little outfits and purses,
and then it got weird.
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Caitlin, I need your help.
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What can I do?
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I've decided
that being self-sufficient
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is both stupid and dangerous,
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so I need you to help me
find a new housekeeper.
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Aren't I doing a good job?
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You're doing great.
I just need someone full time.
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Fine.
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Whatever.
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Oh, that's a nice scarf.
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This for me?
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No!
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It's Angie's.
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But it says "the mayor."
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Well, that's her nickname.
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Well, this is gonna be
confusing.
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Good morning, gentlemen.
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Morning, sir.
Morning.
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We missed you at poker
last night.
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I think we should come up
with a different activity
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besides poker...
'cause of Charlie's problem.
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What problem?
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He has a terrible history
with gambling.
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Thank God it's all behind him.
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Nice goin', Paul!
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Poker night was your idea!
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Hey...
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guys!
There's no problem.
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It was just one harmless,
little game of poker,
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so let's not point fingers.
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Angie...
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get me 2 cups of coffee,
today's racing form,
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and the point spread
on tonight's ucla game.
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Nice going, Paul!
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I was just at the meeting...
Charlie never showed up.
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He's in trouble,
and it's all our fault.
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He's in trouble?!
I just lost 100 bucks,
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and it's renewal time
for my magazine subscriptions.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Charlie.
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We wanted to apologize
for last night.
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We didn't know about
your history with gambling.
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I think the best way
to rectify the situation
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is if everybody
returns their winnings.
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We're even.
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Guys, I appreciate your concern,
but there's no problem here.
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There's a Eddie on the phone...
he says Philly covered.
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He's from the deli.
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He got the Philly cream cheese
to cover the entire bagel.
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Eddie, I want to put in
my lunch order...
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I love your buffalo wings,
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and your Boston clam chowder's
been on a roll,
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so give me Boston,
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and for dessert,
I'll take the Knicks.
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Wow, it's even worse
than I thought.
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I know!
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Not only is he a gambler...
he's a binge eater!
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We've interviewed
9 housekeepers,
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and you've
turned them all down.
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Sir, none of those applicants
were qualified.
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Well, we have to hire someone,
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and if that means
I have to settle
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for the "former Butler to
the prime minister of France,"
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then so be it.
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Hi, I'm Edith connelly.
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I'm here to interview
for the housekeeper position.
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Come in, Ms. connelly.
Sit down.
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Tell us a little bit
about yourself.
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Well, my previous position
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was with a very prominent
English barrister.
263
00:11:40,331 --> 00:11:43,165
Isn't "barrister" just
a fancy way of saying "lawyer"?
264
00:11:43,063 --> 00:11:45,396
I suppose so.
265
00:11:45,318 --> 00:11:46,552
Pompous.
266
00:11:46,525 --> 00:11:48,492
I managed
all of his household affairs
267
00:11:48,431 --> 00:11:49,897
for 20 years.
268
00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:51,694
Unfortunately, I had to leave
269
00:11:51,639 --> 00:11:53,606
to take care
of my ailing mother.
270
00:11:53,545 --> 00:11:56,145
Quitter.
271
00:11:56,054 --> 00:11:58,754
Well, I think
we've covered everything.
272
00:11:58,658 --> 00:12:00,758
Thank you for coming in.
273
00:12:00,692 --> 00:12:04,159
It was a pleasure
meeting both of you.
274
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:07,093
What a bitch!
275
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,155
I can hear Charlie in there.
276
00:12:12,094 --> 00:12:15,428
Now, let's go confront him
about his gambling problem.
277
00:12:15,303 --> 00:12:17,237
Paul, what's in there?
278
00:12:17,177 --> 00:12:19,144
A Bible and some holy water.
279
00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:21,950
This is an intervention,
not an exorcism.
280
00:12:22,863 --> 00:12:26,362
If you're at a loss,
refer to these cards.
281
00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:28,996
The way we announce ourselves
is critical.
282
00:12:28,897 --> 00:12:30,365
I'm gonna say,
283
00:12:30,327 --> 00:12:32,926
"Charlie, it's Carter,
Stuart, and Paul,
284
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,802
and we need to talk."
285
00:12:34,742 --> 00:12:37,042
Wait... that's confusing.
286
00:12:36,966 --> 00:12:39,399
It sounds like w need to talk.
287
00:12:39,317 --> 00:12:42,449
Why would we stand outside
his door and talk to each other?
288
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:44,600
We're doing that now.
289
00:12:44,525 --> 00:12:46,892
Getting on the other side
of that door
290
00:12:46,812 --> 00:12:48,579
is not gonna be easy.
291
00:12:48,528 --> 00:12:50,294
It's going to require
292
00:12:50,243 --> 00:12:53,043
all of my guile,
cunning, and intellect.
293
00:12:52,942 --> 00:12:54,942
You guys want to come in?
294
00:12:56,754 --> 00:12:58,687
Bingo!
295
00:12:58,628 --> 00:13:01,295
Charlie, we need
to speak with you
296
00:13:01,201 --> 00:13:03,168
about your gambling problem.
297
00:13:03,107 --> 00:13:06,440
Gambling is just a hobby.
I find it relaxing.
298
00:13:06,315 --> 00:13:08,816
Lemieux shoots!He scores!
299
00:13:08,729 --> 00:13:11,329
Son of a...
you call yourself a goalie?!
300
00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:12,771
You fat bastard!
301
00:13:12,731 --> 00:13:14,798
This is an intervention...
places, everyone!
302
00:13:14,732 --> 00:13:16,866
Don't you guys
have anything better to do?
303
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,897
Stuart, I thought
you had Knicks tickets.
304
00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:21,796
I'd rather be here.
305
00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:25,227
Besides, the Lakers
are gonna kill 'em.
306
00:13:25,151 --> 00:13:27,251
50 bucks says you're wrong.
You're on.
307
00:13:27,183 --> 00:13:28,784
I'll take a piece...
308
00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:29,939
guys!
309
00:13:29,915 --> 00:13:31,382
Focus!
310
00:13:31,345 --> 00:13:34,145
Step one... Paul, tell Charlie
how much you care about him.
311
00:13:34,044 --> 00:13:36,411
Charlie,
no matter what happens,
312
00:13:36,332 --> 00:13:37,965
I want you to know
313
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,887
to "add ground beef,
cover, and simmer."
314
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:44,478
Damn!
That's my chili recipe!
315
00:13:44,336 --> 00:13:47,004
Guys, I know you mean well,
but I'm fine.
316
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:50,041
So if you would just calm down,
jagr's about to score.
317
00:13:49,926 --> 00:13:51,892
Man: He shoots!He scores!
318
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:54,199
You're killing me,
you mullet-headed Czech!
319
00:13:54,119 --> 00:13:55,685
Stuart, step two.
320
00:13:59,107 --> 00:14:01,740
Can't you see
what you're doing to yourself?!
321
00:14:01,647 --> 00:14:03,148
Wake up!
322
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:05,009
You've got a problem!
323
00:14:04,951 --> 00:14:07,085
That's step three, you idiot!
324
00:14:07,015 --> 00:14:09,048
Don't you call me an idiot!
325
00:14:08,984 --> 00:14:10,451
You have no idea!
326
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,548
Stop it!
Stop it!
327
00:14:12,479 --> 00:14:15,212
This is one lame intervention.
328
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:16,981
Stop it!
329
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,533
Mr. mayor.
330
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,025
Mr. mayor.
331
00:14:29,704 --> 00:14:32,038
I've always had
a knack for reading people,
332
00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:35,293
and I have a feeling there's
something going on with you.
333
00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:36,300
I'm fine.
334
00:14:36,279 --> 00:14:38,412
Okay, just checking.
335
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:39,510
Wait!
336
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,021
You're right.
337
00:14:40,979 --> 00:14:44,046
I overreacted about you
hiring that housekeeper
338
00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:47,367
because I was really enjoying
taking care of someone.
339
00:14:47,237 --> 00:14:50,237
Lately, I've been so focused
on my career and myself
340
00:14:50,128 --> 00:14:54,228
that helping you reminded me
of what I was missing.
341
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,034
I think I understand.
342
00:14:55,972 --> 00:14:59,438
Since my divorce,
and my daughter's all grown up,
343
00:14:59,308 --> 00:15:01,274
I often feel a void.
344
00:15:01,213 --> 00:15:03,446
But it comforts me to think
345
00:15:03,374 --> 00:15:05,107
that I help take care
346
00:15:05,056 --> 00:15:08,456
of each and every one
of the citizens of this city.
347
00:15:08,329 --> 00:15:10,695
Mr. mayor, my daughter
has always wanted to meet you.
348
00:15:10,615 --> 00:15:12,082
Not now.
349
00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:16,464
You make $10 million a year!
How can you miss a free throw?
350
00:15:16,364 --> 00:15:18,732
Tell me about it...
it's like the time
351
00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:20,919
I lost a bundle
on that basketball game.
352
00:15:20,843 --> 00:15:23,843
You bet
against the globetrotters.
353
00:15:23,734 --> 00:15:26,800
Can you two wait outside?
I need to talk to Charlie.
354
00:15:31,928 --> 00:15:35,728
Look, I know this hasn't been
a perfect intervention.
355
00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:37,249
Hey, it's been great,
356
00:15:37,232 --> 00:15:39,700
especially when Paul doused me
with holy water.
357
00:15:42,092 --> 00:15:43,426
Hello?
358
00:15:43,396 --> 00:15:44,863
They lost?
359
00:15:44,824 --> 00:15:46,458
Aw, damn it!
360
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:49,280
All right, roll it over on fsu.
361
00:15:49,176 --> 00:15:51,210
Aw, come on!
You know I'm good for it.
362
00:15:51,146 --> 00:15:55,146
Where am I gonna get
that kind of cash tonight?
363
00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:58,966
I'll be over with the money
in an hour.
364
00:15:58,864 --> 00:16:01,464
Charlie, you don't want
to do this.
365
00:16:01,373 --> 00:16:03,507
I just have to get even.
Florida state is a lock!
366
00:16:03,438 --> 00:16:05,405
You said the same thing
about the red wings
367
00:16:05,344 --> 00:16:06,977
and Michigan state.
368
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:09,299
No, no...
those were sure things.
369
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,419
This is a lock.
370
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:14,125
All I have to do
371
00:16:14,079 --> 00:16:16,778
is parlay both college dogs
in the front bracket
372
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,417
and round-Robin a 3-team,
61/2-point teaser.
373
00:16:19,319 --> 00:16:22,486
When you put it that way,
I feel like such a fool.
374
00:16:22,369 --> 00:16:23,503
Charlie...
375
00:16:23,481 --> 00:16:25,748
So far, all you've lost
is money.
376
00:16:25,673 --> 00:16:27,606
Don't let it go any further.
377
00:16:27,547 --> 00:16:29,813
I've gotta go with Carter
on this one.
378
00:16:29,737 --> 00:16:31,538
You've got too much to lose.
379
00:16:31,486 --> 00:16:33,785
Who are you to lecture me?
380
00:16:33,708 --> 00:16:34,975
Your friend.
381
00:16:34,948 --> 00:16:36,547
Friends make things more fun.
382
00:16:36,504 --> 00:16:38,470
When you're around,
things get less fun.
383
00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:41,543
I gotta go with Charlie
on this one.
384
00:16:41,427 --> 00:16:44,427
You can be a real downer.
385
00:16:44,318 --> 00:16:46,218
I wouldn't expect you
to understand.
386
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,127
You don't have the guts
to gamble.
387
00:16:48,066 --> 00:16:50,266
You'll never know
what a rush it is.
388
00:16:50,194 --> 00:16:52,760
That ball represents how far
you've come in 6 months.
389
00:16:52,671 --> 00:16:54,638
Now you want
to throw it all away?
390
00:16:54,577 --> 00:16:57,211
I don't have time
for this crap.
391
00:16:57,119 --> 00:16:59,685
I am burning
these index cards...
392
00:16:59,596 --> 00:17:02,429
Except for the chili recipe...
that does sound delicious.
393
00:17:03,821 --> 00:17:05,521
Now do me a favor and back off!
394
00:17:05,472 --> 00:17:07,439
If you want to sell
that baseball,
395
00:17:07,378 --> 00:17:08,911
I won't stand in your way.
396
00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:10,937
Good.
397
00:17:10,872 --> 00:17:13,206
Aha!
398
00:17:16,558 --> 00:17:19,458
Paul! Paul!
Do something!
399
00:17:19,352 --> 00:17:21,020
Um, uh, uh...
400
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,606
the power of Christ compels you!
401
00:17:27,865 --> 00:17:30,832
I can't believe Charlie...
I go to great lengths,
402
00:17:30,723 --> 00:17:32,857
put together
a professional intervention,
403
00:17:32,788 --> 00:17:34,855
and he doesn't even stay
for the grand finale.
404
00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:36,724
We're all sorry we missed out
405
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:39,131
on the "I believe I can fly"
singalong.
406
00:17:39,047 --> 00:17:41,013
I wouldn't expect you
to understand
407
00:17:40,953 --> 00:17:42,619
the healing power of song.
408
00:17:43,907 --> 00:17:46,239
What do you want to do?
Do we keep the pressure on?
409
00:17:46,162 --> 00:17:49,362
Let's give him some space.
Let's just remain upbeat.
410
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:51,609
Good morning.
411
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,862
I don't see
what's so good about it.
412
00:17:53,785 --> 00:17:56,952
Did you go to the pawn shop?
413
00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:58,134
Yes, I did.
414
00:17:58,105 --> 00:17:59,771
Guess what...
415
00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:03,025
that ball isn't worth $15,000
after all.
416
00:18:02,901 --> 00:18:05,501
It's worth $20,000.
417
00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:06,543
Great!
418
00:18:06,522 --> 00:18:08,655
You were able to tease
your boxes,
419
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,633
double down your dogs,
420
00:18:11,588 --> 00:18:13,855
get papa a new pair of shoes.
421
00:18:13,779 --> 00:18:15,945
At the end of the day,
422
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:17,875
all that ball meant to you
was money?
423
00:18:17,813 --> 00:18:20,714
I never asked for that ball.
I never wanted that attention.
424
00:18:20,608 --> 00:18:23,175
You did a good job,
and the mayor rewarded you.
425
00:18:23,086 --> 00:18:24,719
Why is that a problem?
426
00:18:24,674 --> 00:18:26,741
When people's
expectations get too high,
427
00:18:26,675 --> 00:18:28,642
all you'll do
is disappoint them.
428
00:18:28,581 --> 00:18:29,981
Believe me, I know!
429
00:18:29,947 --> 00:18:31,947
That's why I'm not living
my life for you,
430
00:18:31,885 --> 00:18:34,218
the mayor, or anybody else.
431
00:18:34,139 --> 00:18:36,939
If I want to gamble,
I'm gonna gamble.
432
00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:38,740
And you know what?
433
00:18:43,447 --> 00:18:45,512
I don't want to gamble.
434
00:18:45,447 --> 00:18:47,714
You didn't sell it.
435
00:18:47,639 --> 00:18:49,106
What happened?
436
00:18:49,069 --> 00:18:51,501
When I got to the pawn shop,
437
00:18:51,419 --> 00:18:54,852
I reached into my pocket
for the ball,
438
00:18:54,723 --> 00:18:58,289
and I pulled out
your stupid index cards.
439
00:18:58,152 --> 00:19:02,086
I see tips on possible
restraining techniques,
440
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,866
lyrics
to "I believe I can fly."
441
00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:09,067
How weak is that?
442
00:19:08,984 --> 00:19:11,317
Told ya.
443
00:19:11,239 --> 00:19:13,040
Then I came to this one...
444
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:15,853
a list of the things
you guys appreciate about me...
445
00:19:15,751 --> 00:19:18,450
things like my "determination,"
446
00:19:18,355 --> 00:19:20,388
my "friendship,"
447
00:19:20,324 --> 00:19:22,891
my "fine physique"...
448
00:19:22,801 --> 00:19:24,901
that one was mine.
449
00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:29,459
Carter made us write 10!
450
00:19:29,344 --> 00:19:32,611
But "physique"
was your number 2!
451
00:19:35,253 --> 00:19:37,420
It really meant a lot to me.
452
00:19:37,349 --> 00:19:39,616
I've never been around people
453
00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:41,707
who look out for me
the way you guys do.
454
00:19:42,717 --> 00:19:44,617
And then it hit me...
455
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:47,126
I like my life now.
I don't want to mess it up.
456
00:19:48,339 --> 00:19:50,973
I guess what I'm really
trying to say is that...
457
00:19:50,881 --> 00:19:53,481
you don't need to say anything,
Charlie.
458
00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:54,991
Come here.
459
00:19:56,757 --> 00:19:59,923
I would rather have said
something.
460
00:20:06,858 --> 00:20:10,791
Come on, Charlie,
it's all up to you.
461
00:20:10,637 --> 00:20:13,537
You're holding up the game,
Charlie.
462
00:20:13,432 --> 00:20:16,900
Come on, Charlie...
we haven't got all night.
463
00:20:26,202 --> 00:20:27,601
Go fish.
464
00:21:28,114 --> 00:21:30,580
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
465
00:21:30,630 --> 00:21:35,180
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