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Hey. How was your weekend?
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Nonexistent... the mayor
asked me to prepare a report.
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I spent the whole time
in this chair.
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Wow... 48 hours
without female companionship.
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I never said that.
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Tell him you're overworked.
He'll understand.
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Caitlin, things like
talking and understanding
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only work for women.
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Guys don't do all that
"blah blah."
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Which reminds me,
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I went into your desk and took
a couple caffeine pills.
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Those pills are for pms.
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Well, they don't work.
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I'm still cranky.
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This is ridiculous.
At least let me help you.
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No, I gotta do it myself.
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I can't pawn off my work
on somebody else.
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The mayor and the city
are counting on me.
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We're all counting on you,
Batman.
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Where's Paul?
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The meeting
starts at 10:00.
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I'd like to point out
that I was on time.
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Because I told you
the meeting started at 9:00.
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Hey, guys.
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Paul, is that a new suit?
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Yeah. How'd you know?
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The baggie with buttons
was a tip-off.
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Hey, watch it, watch it,
watch it with that coffee.
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I'm taking this thing back
tomorrow.
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Hold on... new suit,
your power tie...
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today's the bagel.
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What's the bagel?
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Every year Paul asks
the mayor for a raise,
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and every year he gets...
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The bagel.
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Not this year!
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This year I am not taking no
for an answer.
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Nor am I taking
"are you kidding?,"
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"what, are you high?
," or "no hable ingl�s."
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Sorry I'm late...
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it's my turn to lose
to the mayor in racquetball.
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Nice suit.
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Hey! Is today the bagel?
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Well, my plans are all set.
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What plans?
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Carter's got a hot date
for the gay ball.
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It is not a gay ball.
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It's a formal dance gala for
alternative-lifestyle artists.
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I'd go with "gay ball."
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It sounds less gay.
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Better be home by midnight,
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or your miata
will turn into a pumpkin.
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At least my dates don't show up
with a manager and a boombox.
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Actually, Carter,
you don't have a date.
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Sean just called.
He had to cancel.
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Canceled?
Uh! It's tonight.
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How am I supposed to get
another date
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at such short notice?
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Carter, I'm flattered,
but, uh...
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I got too much work to do.
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How about you, Caitlin?
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Do you know anybody?
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You're kind of choosy.
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Choosy? All I want is a guy
who's smart, well-traveled,
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rugged yet stylish,
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who prefers to read proust
in French.
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Let's just open the phone book
and pick a name.
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Angie, can you help?
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Sure. I'll get Caitlin
the phone book.
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Hey.
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Why aren't you asking me
for help?
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Stuart, I don't trust
you to pick out produce.
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You don't know any gay people.
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This is New York.
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You can't swing a tank top
without hitting a gay guy.
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I don't want just any guy.
He has to be special.
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I said no.
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Let it go.
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"43% of the 1999 surplus
equals $611,4..."
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we're 15 minutes late
for our 1:30
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at the 21 club on 52nd street.
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Thanks.
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I'm too busy to go to lunch.
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Oh, hey, guys.
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You know what today is?
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Yes, sir. I know.
The report's due.
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No, it's the bagel.
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This year my top three
rejection choices are
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the fake-somber,
"I'm sorry, but no,"
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the mislead...
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"no,"
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or my personal favorite,
the al Pacino...
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"hoo-ah!"
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"No."
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I always liked
the Gary Coleman...
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"what you talkin' 'bout,
Paul?!"
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Yeah, that's good.
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I feel like I could blow off
some steam before the bagel.
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How about we play
a little racquetball?
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Sir, I don't know.
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You have too much work?
Nothing I can't handle.
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Good! Then I guess
you'll have time
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to summarize
these reports for me.
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Great. Now I've got
even more work,
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which I can't do
because I'll be too busy
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trying to lose in racquetball.
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Talk to him, or you'll be
complaining behind his back
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but smiling to his face.
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Oh, and can you
pick up a can of balls?
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Love to.
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Caitlin, I appreciate you
helping me find Carter a guy.
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The linen hut is definitely
the right place to look.
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Let's get to it.
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Excuse me.
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I'm looking for the gay people.
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You might want to be
more subtle.
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I'll lay out some bait.
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* I'll tumble for ya
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* I'll tumble for ya
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* I'll tumble...
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let me handle this.
I can tell when a man's gay.
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How?
I send out "the look."
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If I don't get the look back,
we move in for the kill.
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Let's give this one a try.
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Hi. I couldn't help noticing,
but you're gay, aren't you?
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No, I'm not.
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Excuse me, but, yes, you are.
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A couple years of therapy...
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he'll figure it out.
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Too good, sir.
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Ahh. Come on, Charlie!
Put up a fight!
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Too much tabasco, huh?
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Maybe you should spend
a little more time practicing
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and a little less time
shuffling papers.
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Shuffling papers.
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Come on, Nancy boy.
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Show me somethin'.
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I thought
you were left-handed.
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Not anymore.
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I can't wait for you
to meet this guy.
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He's perfect!
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If you don't take him, I will.
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I'll believe it when I see it.
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Back off. He's mine.
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Robert, this is Carter.
Carter, Robert.
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Hey. Good to meet you.
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Are those madeleines?
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Yes.
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These cookies
remind me of proust.
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"The taste was that of
the little piece of Madeleine,
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"Which started
Sunday mornings at combray."
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I love proust!
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But only
in the original French.
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Yes!
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What's this proust stuff?
Is that like gay porn?
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Would you like to go
and get a cup of coffee?
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Sure.
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Caitlin...
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How's it goin'?
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Why are you
in such a good mood?
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Oh, I just beat the mayor
at racquetball.
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It was exactly what I needed.
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Are you crazy?
Nobody beats the mayor.
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I don't know why.
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He sucks.
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Once my competitive instincts
kicked in,
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I couldn't help myself.
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People let him win
to build his confidence.
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Caitlin, give the mayor
some credit.
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He's not gonna lose
his confidence
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over a couple of games
of racquetball.
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For eight straight years
you've turned me down.
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Well, no more.
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Mr. mayor, I want a raise.
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Okay.
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And a rowing machine.
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Sure.
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Charlie, do something.
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I'm gonna go take
some more of your pills.
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You couldn't tell the mayor
he was overworking you.
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You had to keep it all pent up.
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Now he can't say no to anybody.
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This morning he bought $500
of beauty products
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from some pushy avon lady.
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If he wants to buy
a little hand cream,
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what's the harm?
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Do I smell apricot?
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Yeah. Feel this.
I'm turning back the clock.
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We have a major
budget negotiation,
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and the mayor's gonna cave in
just like he caved in to Paul.
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The only thing Paul's gonna get
out of the mayor
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is a foaming citrus bath balm.
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Hey, guys!
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Charlie, you've gotta give
the mayor a rematch,
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and you've gotta let him win.
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Fine. Paul, you got
that press release?
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Thanks.
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Hey. I met Robert.
You did a great job.
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I'm shocked, because
when I left the store,
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you were getting desperate.
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What are you talking about?
I had a plan.
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You were on the loudspeaker
shouting,
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"will the man in tight pants
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report
to customer service?"
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It was a stampede,
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but none of them were right
for Carter.
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What does Robert do?
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He's an actor.
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Really? Have I seen him
in anything?
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Well, last night he played
the role of Carter's boyfriend.
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You hired an actor?!
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I told him everything to say.
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That proust stuff... mine.
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Here's the kicker...
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he's not even gay.
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I'm brilliant.
I thought of everything.
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What if Carter likes him
and wants to see him again?
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I didn't think of that.
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Well, you said it yourself...
Carter is very choosy.
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Chances are he won't want
to see him again.
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It was a mahogany
roll-top writers' desk
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that I saw
on "antique roadshow."
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You watch "antique roadshow"?
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It's my favorite program.
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Hi, guys.
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The mayor wants to see you.
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Probably wants to discuss
some high-level strategy.
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What the hell are you doing?
I booked you for one night only.
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But my agent told me
that if I can play gay,
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it'll open up
a lot of opportunities.
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I can't get training like this
anywhere else.
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You can't lead Carter on
like this.
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Now, you tell him it's over.
Just...Let him down easy.
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You know what I'll do?
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I'll give him
a little of the breakup
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of "the Bridges
of Madison county,"
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and then I'll bring it home
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with the raw emotion
of "the way we were."
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Are you sure you're not gay?
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That guarantees
my extra vacation.
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And, uh, just sign right there
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to approve
my saltwater fishtank.
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00:11:17,554 --> 00:11:19,620
Paul, somebody wants you
outside.
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Who?
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Everybody in here.
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Somebody just lost
his rowing privileges.
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Sir, if you're not too busy,
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I thought we could squeeze in
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a little rematch
this afternoon.
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You should feel good
about yourself, Charlie.
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You beat a man twice your age
with a bad hamstring
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fair and square.
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Charlie,
could you give us a second?
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His hamstring was fine.
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Sir, that was very big of you.
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That's the kind of guy I am.
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What did I do?
259
00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,851
You let Charlie beat you
at racquetball,
260
00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:02,090
and you're selflessly
letting him savor victory.
261
00:12:02,007 --> 00:12:03,906
Everyone in the office
is talking about it.
262
00:12:03,843 --> 00:12:05,043
Are they?
263
00:12:05,014 --> 00:12:06,681
Yes! I mean,
can't you see it?
264
00:12:06,629 --> 00:12:08,996
You've never lost.
You must have thrown this one.
265
00:12:08,908 --> 00:12:12,608
Well, of course I did.
266
00:12:12,455 --> 00:12:15,987
And obviously there's
a good reason why I did that?
267
00:12:15,842 --> 00:12:18,342
Clearly you sensed
that Charlie was down
268
00:12:18,249 --> 00:12:20,282
and needed a little ego boost.
269
00:12:20,211 --> 00:12:22,111
You see right through me.
270
00:12:22,839 --> 00:12:26,239
Whoo! Way to go, Mr. mayor.
271
00:12:26,101 --> 00:12:28,000
I am on fire.
272
00:12:27,937 --> 00:12:32,136
Just let him win.
273
00:12:31,957 --> 00:12:34,358
Just let him win.
274
00:12:34,269 --> 00:12:37,236
Ugh!
275
00:12:39,113 --> 00:12:41,646
Nice shot, sir.
276
00:12:41,550 --> 00:12:42,817
Thank you.
277
00:12:42,786 --> 00:12:44,752
That was a horrible shot.
278
00:12:44,686 --> 00:12:46,019
Charlie's better than that.
279
00:12:45,984 --> 00:12:47,950
Wait a second.
280
00:12:47,884 --> 00:12:49,917
He's trying to let me win.
281
00:12:49,847 --> 00:12:52,746
He's trying to bethe bigger man.
282
00:12:52,633 --> 00:12:54,232
I'm the bigger man.
283
00:12:54,184 --> 00:12:56,584
I'll show him how to lose.
284
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:06,884
Excellent play, Charlie.
285
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:10,720
Eat that, sucker.
286
00:13:12,864 --> 00:13:14,465
Hey, Carter, I got...
oh.
287
00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:15,715
What are you doing here?
288
00:13:15,682 --> 00:13:17,316
Carter and I
just finished dinner.
289
00:13:17,265 --> 00:13:18,499
He's out getting ice cream.
290
00:13:18,468 --> 00:13:20,202
You're supposed to break up
with him.
291
00:13:20,146 --> 00:13:21,846
I was going to,
but my agent called.
292
00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:24,759
I'm up for the part
of a gay hit man.
293
00:13:24,642 --> 00:13:26,241
Nobody manipulates my roommate,
294
00:13:26,193 --> 00:13:29,093
especially some guy I hired
to pretend to be his boyfriend.
295
00:13:28,979 --> 00:13:30,646
No. When Carter gets back,
296
00:13:30,594 --> 00:13:32,927
tell him you're going
to Costa Rica
297
00:13:32,841 --> 00:13:34,309
to save the rain forest.
298
00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:35,733
Carter will love that.
299
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,192
Hey, guys.
300
00:13:37,148 --> 00:13:38,614
I got mint chocolate chip.
301
00:13:38,573 --> 00:13:43,240
Can you believe we have
the same favorite ice cream?
302
00:13:43,038 --> 00:13:45,971
I checked the freezer
and improvved.
303
00:13:45,855 --> 00:13:47,788
Hey, Carter...
304
00:13:47,723 --> 00:13:52,689
Robert has something
he has to tell you.
305
00:13:52,473 --> 00:13:54,072
What is it?
306
00:13:54,024 --> 00:13:55,657
My name isn't Robert.
307
00:13:56,715 --> 00:13:59,648
It's...Eduardo artiste,
308
00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:03,432
and I am an openly gay hit man.
309
00:14:03,268 --> 00:14:05,668
Wow.
310
00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:07,546
What a shocking ending
311
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,946
to a brief but wonderful
relationship.
312
00:14:10,803 --> 00:14:12,270
Adios, Eduardo.
313
00:14:12,229 --> 00:14:14,229
What the hell's going on here?
314
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,893
I couldn't find you a date,
so...
315
00:14:16,787 --> 00:14:18,188
I hired an actor.
316
00:14:25,843 --> 00:14:27,243
Ooh!
317
00:14:27,204 --> 00:14:28,970
Oh, my God.
318
00:14:28,914 --> 00:14:30,681
He's gotten worsesince yesterday.
319
00:14:32,903 --> 00:14:35,103
Come on, Charlie.Concentrate.
320
00:14:35,025 --> 00:14:36,557
Find the will to lose.
321
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,966
Great match, sir.
You were too good today.
322
00:15:09,854 --> 00:15:11,154
Yep, too good.
323
00:15:11,122 --> 00:15:13,621
Mayor wins racquetball...
everything back to normal.
324
00:15:13,526 --> 00:15:15,927
You couldn't let me lose,
could you, Crawford?
325
00:15:15,838 --> 00:15:17,638
You had to be the bigger man.
326
00:15:17,579 --> 00:15:19,013
With all due respect, sir,
327
00:15:18,973 --> 00:15:22,074
this whole racquetball thing
has gotten a little weird.
328
00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:24,983
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got some more work to do.
329
00:15:24,863 --> 00:15:28,062
Yeah, go do work!
That's what you're good at!
330
00:15:27,933 --> 00:15:29,367
What is wrong, sir?
331
00:15:29,326 --> 00:15:32,293
Can't you be bad at anything?!
332
00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:38,070
I'm pretty bad at knowing what
the hell you're talking about!
333
00:15:39,997 --> 00:15:42,697
Carter,
you can't ignore me forever.
334
00:15:42,592 --> 00:15:45,025
Let me get you a cup of coffee.
335
00:15:44,935 --> 00:15:47,703
Will it be coffee or tea
acting like coffee?
336
00:15:47,595 --> 00:15:49,295
Would you relax?
337
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:51,241
Do you know what it's like
to be with someone
338
00:15:51,172 --> 00:15:53,139
who's there
because he's being paid?!
339
00:15:54,623 --> 00:15:56,024
Bad example.
340
00:15:55,985 --> 00:15:59,818
But I have never been more livid
in my entire life!
341
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:00,724
Carter, easy, easy.
342
00:16:00,703 --> 00:16:01,903
I don't want to hear you!
343
00:16:01,874 --> 00:16:04,274
I don't want to see you!
Stay out of my life!
344
00:16:04,185 --> 00:16:06,085
Carter, don't get so riled up.
345
00:16:06,021 --> 00:16:09,288
We all know Stuart can be
insensitive from time to time,
346
00:16:09,156 --> 00:16:10,489
but that's who he is.
347
00:16:10,385 --> 00:16:12,985
Okay.
I can take it from here.
348
00:16:12,886 --> 00:16:15,320
And every once in a while
he thinks it's funny
349
00:16:15,229 --> 00:16:17,962
when he sews an anchovy
into the lining of your jacket
350
00:16:17,857 --> 00:16:19,757
so you get kicked off
the airplane
351
00:16:19,693 --> 00:16:21,893
because you're making
all the passengers sick!
352
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:22,948
Easy, Paul.
353
00:16:22,923 --> 00:16:24,456
I don't want to hear from you!
354
00:16:24,411 --> 00:16:26,577
I don't want to see you!
Stay out of my life!
355
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:31,855
Heh heh heh.
356
00:16:31,787 --> 00:16:36,421
So, uh, was it worth it,
Stuart?
357
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,030
Did you get a big laugh
at my expense?
358
00:16:38,975 --> 00:16:40,675
I was just trying
to do you a favor.
359
00:16:40,621 --> 00:16:41,888
By humiliating me?
360
00:16:41,857 --> 00:16:43,122
How do you think I felt
361
00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:45,190
when I offered help
and you laughed?
362
00:16:45,116 --> 00:16:48,383
In what world would I go to
Stuart bondek to find me a guy?!
363
00:16:48,252 --> 00:16:51,818
You don't know the first thing
about me or what I want.
364
00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:54,137
So I suppose
it was just a coincidence
365
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:57,079
that Robert liked Miles Davis,
"antique roadshow,"
366
00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:58,491
and mallomar cookies.
367
00:16:58,446 --> 00:17:00,913
You think you know me so well...
what's my favorite book?
368
00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:01,987
"Grapes of wrath."
369
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,127
Favorite monopoly piece?
370
00:17:03,101 --> 00:17:04,067
The shoe.
371
00:17:04,051 --> 00:17:05,318
Favorite movie?
372
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,185
You claim it's "citizen Kane,"
373
00:17:07,121 --> 00:17:08,888
but it's really "meatballs."
374
00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:14,106
Oh, my God.
375
00:17:14,024 --> 00:17:15,490
34 years old,
376
00:17:15,449 --> 00:17:18,716
and the person
who knows me best
377
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:22,917
is an emotionally stunted
porn enthusiast.
378
00:17:22,731 --> 00:17:26,930
I prefer
"adult-film aficionado."
379
00:17:28,018 --> 00:17:30,385
And you're 35.
380
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,375
Look, I'm sorry about Robert.
381
00:17:33,305 --> 00:17:36,506
It was a stupid idea.
382
00:17:36,376 --> 00:17:38,376
Are we okay?
383
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,374
Yeah.
384
00:17:39,352 --> 00:17:42,286
Yeah, yeah, we're okay.
385
00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:46,394
Favorite strongman event?
386
00:17:46,318 --> 00:17:47,651
The log toss.
387
00:17:47,616 --> 00:17:48,950
Damn!
388
00:17:48,914 --> 00:17:50,580
Come on!
389
00:17:52,650 --> 00:17:56,118
Sir, is this a bad time?
390
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,841
No. What's on your mind?
391
00:17:57,780 --> 00:18:01,546
Uh, about what happened
before...
392
00:18:01,389 --> 00:18:04,656
why...Won't...This...Break?!
393
00:18:04,524 --> 00:18:06,424
Sir, if I may?
394
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:11,027
The key is to get it
right above the handle.
395
00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:18,296
Feel like a big man now,
Mr. racket breaker?
396
00:18:18,105 --> 00:18:22,272
Sir, I think maybe it's time
that we try to communicate.
397
00:18:22,095 --> 00:18:23,262
What are you, a girl?
398
00:18:26,971 --> 00:18:29,437
What do you want from me?
399
00:18:29,345 --> 00:18:31,345
You ask me to play
racquetball... I play.
400
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,877
You pile work on me...
I do it.
401
00:18:32,829 --> 00:18:34,795
Not once do I complain
or ask for help.
402
00:18:34,728 --> 00:18:36,060
Did it ever occur to you
403
00:18:36,026 --> 00:18:38,326
that I wanted you
to ask me for help...
404
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,875
that I'd like to feel needed?
405
00:18:39,825 --> 00:18:41,325
That's what's bothering you?
406
00:18:41,282 --> 00:18:44,282
Maybe.
407
00:18:44,163 --> 00:18:46,163
You gave me a chance
when no one else would.
408
00:18:46,094 --> 00:18:48,161
I wanted to show you
you didn't make a mistake.
409
00:18:48,089 --> 00:18:50,056
The truth is, sir,
410
00:18:49,989 --> 00:18:52,589
I can't do this job
without your help.
411
00:18:52,489 --> 00:18:55,256
I mean, I'm stressed out.
I haven't slept.
412
00:18:55,149 --> 00:18:59,216
Oh, you're just saying that
to make me feel good.
413
00:18:59,043 --> 00:19:02,776
No. I'm losing hair.
I'm developing an ulcer.
414
00:19:02,621 --> 00:19:05,321
Well, that's fantastic!
415
00:19:05,218 --> 00:19:06,951
Don't get your hopes up,
416
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:10,329
but my cholesterol levels
are dangerously high.
417
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,660
Well, so it's decided, then.
418
00:19:13,577 --> 00:19:17,510
From now on, we're
going to help each other...
419
00:19:17,344 --> 00:19:18,777
work as a team.
420
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,055
I'm glad we had this talk.
421
00:19:25,006 --> 00:19:26,306
Do me a favor?
422
00:19:26,273 --> 00:19:27,405
If Caitlin asks,
423
00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:29,614
we settled this
by arm-wrestling.
424
00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:34,500
Ooh, you are losing hair.
425
00:19:35,772 --> 00:19:37,804
I just purchased
a dwarf barracuda,
426
00:19:37,733 --> 00:19:40,467
so I need you to sign this
so I can be reimbursed.
427
00:19:40,362 --> 00:19:42,228
Hoo-ah!
428
00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:43,833
No.
429
00:19:43,781 --> 00:19:46,982
Sir, you can't return
a dwarf barracuda.
430
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,186
It's gonna take
all my pay raise
431
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,334
t-to pay for it.
432
00:19:50,303 --> 00:19:51,637
Talk to him, Charlie.
433
00:19:51,602 --> 00:19:54,335
What you talkin' 'bout, Paul?
434
00:20:01,259 --> 00:20:02,625
Just let him win.
435
00:20:02,587 --> 00:20:04,754
Just let him win.
436
00:20:04,677 --> 00:20:06,911
That's long enough.That's long enough.
437
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:09,397
Ooh.
438
00:20:11,674 --> 00:20:13,441
Best two out of three?
439
00:20:13,384 --> 00:20:15,484
Sure.
440
00:20:15,411 --> 00:20:16,910
Huh!
441
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,467
Just let him win.
442
00:20:18,419 --> 00:20:19,684
Just let him win.
443
00:20:20,571 --> 00:20:21,805
I mean...
444
00:20:21,774 --> 00:20:23,841
Just let him win.
445
00:21:28,345 --> 00:21:30,777
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
446
00:21:30,827 --> 00:21:35,377
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