All language subtitles for Spin City s05e06 Balloons Over Broadway.eng

Remind my hotel the room
should have freshly cut roses,

champagne on ice,
and some strawberries.

Oh, and some whipped cream.

Whipped cream
for the strawberries.

Yeah.

You use it for that, too.

Everybody here?

Yeah. Can we
speed this up a little?

I'd like to beat
the Thanksgiving traffic.

I still have to rent a car.

This year, I'm bringing
the centerpiece.

You are so not straight.

I'm leaving for Jamaica
in two hours,

and you don't see me
rushing to get out of here.

Do I smell coconut?

No, there's no coconut.

You put your
sunscreen on already.

I like to land and tan.

We feel that tomorrow's
Thanksgiving day parade

will be the finest to date.

This year's balloon characters
will include

petey the pilgrim,
Toni the Turkey,

and my personal favorite,
garfield the...

Animal.

I represent the New York
native American council.

It's offensive
that in a Thanksgiving parade

there's no balloon that
represents native Americans.

I believe garfield
is 1/10 cherokee.

If there's been an oversight,
it will be corrected.

Are you saying
you're going to produce

a parade-sized native American
balloon in less than 24 hours?

That's exactly what I'm saying.

Mindy, how's my favorite dancer?

Sorry...
favorite music-video dancer.

Look, I got an emergency
here at work.

We got to fly out to Jamaica
in the morning.

Okay. Bye-bye.

Well, the rental place
gave my car away.

My centerpiece
is already dehydrating.

That's the real tragedy,
Carter.

I hope the mayor
doesn't expect us

to find a balloon overnight.

Hey, you think we can get
this balloon by 5:00?

I'm picking up my daughter
at the airport.

Stewart's looking for one.

See if you can find one

that looks like that Indian

that cries when people litter.

Excellent choice, sir.

He bit my pilgrim!

Hi, mindy.

It's usually in the 80s,

but Jamaica
does get cold at night,

so you might want to bring
your bikini tops.

Bye-bye.

I think it's sad how you're
spending your Thanksgiving.

I'll use mindy's bikini tops
to dry my tears.

That is so you.

What does that mean?

When it comes to dating,

you don't exactly like
to be challenged mentally.

Well, there are other ways
to be challenged.

Don't take this the wrong way.

I just think you're pathetic.

What's the right way
to take that?

Don't take this the wrong way,

but I don't care
what you think.

Okay, forget I said anything.

But for the record,
mindy is not a bimbo.

I'm guessing she's perky,

she says painfully
obvious things like,

"New York's really crowded."

And for work, she's a dancer.

She's a music-video dancer.

There's a difference.

This is terrible.

Don't worry, we'll find
a balloon for the parade.

Like I really care about that.

I got bigger problems to fry.

My mother decided to pay me
a surprise visit,

and I haven't even told her

that Claudia left me
to become a nun.

How could you not tell her?

She never asked.

That's weird,

my mom always asks if my wife
left me to become a nun.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

Mom!

Ooh, mom!

Here, look, oh.

I got these for you.

Oh, they're lovely, Paul.
Thank you.

Mom, you remember Carter.

You look better
every time I see you.

We should see each other
more often.

Let me put those in some water.

I'll hold on to them.

Mom, this is Charlie,
the new guy.

Charlie, this is my mother.

Your mother, of course.

The resemblance is scary.

Paul, I made this pumpkin pie.

It's Claudia's favorite.

I'm gonna put it in the fridge.

Great idea, I'll hold...

I'll hold those flowers
for you!

That's your mother?

Yep.

She was married to your father?

Yep.

And they had you?

Yep.

Have you guys met Paul's mom?

Yep.
Yep.

Is there a valid explanation?

Nope.
Nope.

All right, Stewart,
let's see what you got.

I think you're gonna
like this a lot.

That doesn't exactly shout
"Thanksgiving."

She was a stage prop
from kiss' "lick it up" tour.

When I said we needed a balloon
to satisfy native Americans,

I didn't mean sexually.

My daughter
is coming to visit me.

I don't want her seeing me
walking in a parade with that.

I already have a guy
working on buckskin outfit

to cover the, uh, fun parts.

That's not bad.
What do you think?

I think

Hello, Jamaica!

All right, then,

if you'll excuse me,

I'm gonna go see
if I can find Paul's mom.

It's Thanksgiving.

Why is your mom
hanging around city hall?

If she sees my apartment
she'll know Claudia's gone.

She keeps asking me about her.

Change the subject.

Maybe she'll forget
I was married.

She's baking the woman pies.

Don't worry, the pies
will be taken care of.

Paul...

Oh.

Isn't there something...

Paul has something to tell you.

Be strong.

Well, this is the thing.

Mommy, Claudia and I
aren't together anymore.

My poor little pumpkin
is all alone?

Oh, Paul, I'm heartbroken.

Don't be heartbroken.

I'm... I'm not alone.

You're not?

No, no.

I've got Caitlin.

You two are dating?

Oh, that's wonderful!

Be strong.

That was mindy.
She's on her way up.

Excellent.

Now you'll see
that she's not a bimbo.

I thought my opinion
didn't matter.

It doesn't.

Then why have
this conversation?

Huh?

Huh?

I don't know
what Paul sees in you.

Hey, handsome.

Hi!

Sorry I'm late.

Did you notice,
New York is really crowded?

Yes, it is really crowded.

That's a very keen observation
on urban density.

Hey, the mayor's on tv.

your family's finally gonna get
that centerpiece after all.

Her top just fell off.

She's topless.

Hey, I went to that concert!

guys!

Guys!

Oh, my God... Stewart!

In our efforts
to be more sensitive

toward native Americans,

we now have
a topless 40-foot Indian

floating around Manhattan.

I knew you were putting too much
helium in those breasts.

Until this is solved, we are
stuck here on Thanksgiving.

How bad is it?

She's taking out power lines,
billboards.

It's like an x-rated Godzilla.

I can't believe my vacation
is being ruined

by some stupid sex toy.

That reminds me,
mindy's been looking for you.

Okay, I get it.

You don't think
mindy's very smart.

Again, I thought my opinion
didn't matter to you.

Again, it doesn't.

Which is why I never mentioned
she finished number one

in her high school class.

You said
she was home-schooled.

She beat out two sisters.

Now, guys, we need ideas
on solving this balloon thing.

I say we shoot it down.

Well, that's brilliant.

What better way
to celebrate Thanksgiving

than to blast a giant
native American out of the sky?

Yeah, good point.

Before we can shoot it down,
we gotta get permission

from the New York
native American council.

We've got a big mess
on our hands,

and no one's going anywhere
until it's fixed,

and I don't care
if we're here all night!

But it's Thanksgiving!

My holiday is ruined, too.

I was gonna spend it
with my daughter.

Now that's not gonna happen.

Hey, Paul.
What's the update?

She's headed toward
t.G.I. Friday's?

You'r headed toward
t.G.I. Friday's?

What's the balloon doing?

She's stuck where?

Damn.

Well, it appears our lady
is in the process

of giving the Chrysler building
a lap dance.

Aaah!

Paul, I can't keep this
on my desk!

Just keep the ones
I put in your wallet.

I can't believe
you went in my wallet.

By the way, I owe you $20
and some stamps.

Paul, I am not comfortable
pretending I'm your girlfriend.

You know what it's like

to have someone
who thinks you're perfect?

All my life,
my mom has looked at me

like I'm the sun, moon,
and stars.

As long as I'm dating you,

she'll still look at me
that way.

She's only in town another day,
so I guess it's okay.

And I promise you,

I will handle this with
the utmost decorum and respect.

Okay?

Ooh, my mom's coming!

Quick, put your hand on my ass!

Hey, you two!

Get your hands off of me.

This is so great!

Oh, I gotta get a picture
of this... my two best girls.

Okay, let's get something
straight, blondie.

I know what's going on
around here.

Paul's a young hunk
on the rebound,

and you're swooping in
like a vulture.

Face it,
he's out of your league.

Picture time!

Mindy, hey, I'm sorry
for the delay.

I still got a little more work
to do on this balloon thing.

Oh, I've got some choreography
to work on, too.

Let me know
if I'm disturbing you.

Charlie,
Caitlin's on her way...ln.

Should I tell her
there's a cover charge?

No, just keep her
out there for a second.

Come on, you've been dancing
too much.

Sit down.

Sit down, relax,
do some casual reading.

"Economic theories
of inner-city development"?

No laughing out loud.

Ooh, look at that fine print.

Here, put on my glasses.

Let me see
if I got this straight.

So what you're saying is,

with the urbanization
of society,

agrarian economies
are unsustainable?

It's fascinating!

Oh, hi, Caitlin.

How's it going, mindy?

My head hurts.

Hey, it's Paul's girlfriend.

We were just discussing
the problems in eastern Europe.

That's what Charlie
was trying to do.

I was mostly trying
to tickle him.

Tell Caitlin
what you were saying about war.

It's bad.

Mindy, if I don't see you,
have a great trip.

Just think,
once we get on that plane,

we will be together
for 96 straight hours.

Now my head hurts.

We accept your offer of an
authentic native American float

in next year's parade.

If you want to shoot down
that balloon,

we support you 100%.

Sir...

Can I keep the giant brassiere?

Well, this is a fine offer.

But I can't accept it.

All we've solved
is the balloon problem.

We have still got hundreds of
years of injustices to address,

and we're not leaving until
we deal with every one of them.

Bondek, put on a pot of coffee!

I don't think we can wrap that
up over one pot of coffee.

Do you have any idea how
we've made these people feel?

Why, we have acted like
an ungrateful daughter

who promises to have
Thanksgiving with her father

but goes to vail on a whim

because her friend
scores a condo!

The native Americans have waited
300 years to hear those words.

Could you excuse us?

Charlie, I have
a confession to make.

Your daughter blew you off
to go skiing?

You read me like an open book.

I have been looking forward
to her visit for months.

I bought
all of her favorite foods,

I made up her bedroom,

I even went up in the attic

and brought down
her record collection

and her big bag of oregano.

And she ditches me
for a good time!

I'm sorry, sir.

I feel so alone right now.

I mean, you've got mindy.

Carter's got Stewart.

Paul's got...

Caitlin.

Your daughter's young.

It's what kids do.

But she abandoned me
to go party.

Did you ever do that
to your parents?

I'm doing it this year.

Just because she
skips one Thanksgiving

doesn't mean
she doesn't love you.

What am I worried about?
She's a good kid.

I know she's spending
most of the weekend

cooking with friends.

She asked me to fedex her
the oregano.

I wouldn't put
a return address on that.

Paul!

Paul, I have had it!
I am telling your mom!

You can't!
Abby...

All right, that's it.

I'm dumping you.

What?

Don't beg.
You had your shot.

Paul, just tell your mother
the truth.

Okay.

Mom, Caitlin's gay.

I'm out.

Yes, you are.

You be proud, honey!

Paul, is there something
you want to tell me?

I was never dating Caitlin.

I just told you that

because I didn't want you
to be disappointed

that Claudia left me.

I didn't want you to find out
that I wasn't the perfect son.

I don't have the perfect
marriage or the perfect career,

and while we're at it,

I was never captain of
the high school football team.

I was just
the equipment manager.

What about the concussion?

I got kicked by a cheerleader.

It may not seem like it now,

but what happened with Claudia
is going to end up for the best.

Trust your mother.

Okay.

And I couldn't be
more proud of you.

You're caring and intelligent
and handsome.

Not to mention you're
a grand prix racecar driver.

That I am, mom.

That I am.

Good afternoon.

At 3:44 today,

I issued an order to shoot down
a renegade parade balloon.

Just minutes ago,

an elite SWAT team

successfully carried out
operation "deflation."

There were no casualties.

Excuse me.

Oh, I have just been informed
that during the operation,

the garfield balloon
was hit with friendly fire.

Our prayers go out to him
and his fam...

one final note.

A message to the people
of vail, Colorado...

drink responsibly

and never trust
a ski instructor.

Listen, Charlie,

I just wanted to tell you
to have fun in Jamaica.

So, where's mindy?

I decided I didn't want
to go with her.

All she's gonna want to do
is read and drag me to museums.

Museums?

She wanted to see
the jerk chicken exhibit

before it comes to the met.

Okay, I admit it,

I found myself not enjoying
her company so much.

You know, Charlie,
I'm proud of you.

You're not as shallow
as you seem.

Sure I am.

From now on,
when it comes to women,

I think you'll be setting
the bar a little higher.

Who wants it higher?

Before you, I had it set
right about here.

A lot of women
could get over that bar.

Now you've added intelligence
and character and morals.

Where does it end?

Abby, I want to apologize
for this whole balloon fiasco.

The last thing I would want
to do would be to offend

one of my employees'
hot mothers.

Randall,
that's very nice of you,

but not at all necessary.

We are adults, we've seen
women's breasts before.

Yes, we have.

Well, everybody,
the crisis is over!

I want to thank you all
for your hard work,

and now go,
go enjoy your holiday.

Actually,
my plans fell through,

if you don't mind, I'd like
to spend Thanksgiving with you.

I'd like that, Charlie.

Uh, you know,
I missed the train.

And it's too late for me
to go to my parents'.

We could all have dinner
at the mansion

like one big happy family!

Come on, everybody,
my limo awaits!

Abby, you come with me.

The rest of you guys,
grab a cab.

Oh, oh, whoa.

I almost forgot
the centerpiece.

Carter, wait.

Perfect.

This will be fun!

And just so you
don't miss mindy too much,

I'll talk about
how crowded the city is

and twirl my hair.

She doesn't twirl.
She flips.

Charlie, wait!

I want to tickle you!

Aah!

Paul!

What?

I don't
blame you for being upset.

It's not my best side.

That's better.

Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.

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