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You may ask,
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why do 100 enemies
with 100 swords
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pursue one poor poet?
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Because they know
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this poet is a friend
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of Cyrano de Bergerac!
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You lied to me.
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Ok, so it's not
exactly like Pinocchio.
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You should have
caught on, D.J.,
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when she said The Elephant
Man was like Dumbo.
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[Drools]
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What, is aunt Jackie on?
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No. You're
drooling on me.
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Roseanne, I got to go.
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No, Dan. This is
Jackie's big night.
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We got to watch the play
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and then go backstage
and say it didn't stink.
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I'm sick.
I got the flu.
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Me, too.
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[Coughing]
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Cut it out.
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Well, you do feel kind of warm.
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Let's go.
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I need to be sick
in my own bathroom.
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Jackie's part's coming up.
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She's worked hard
to make it special.
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After her part we'll go.
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Even Elvis got to die
in his own bathroom.
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Oh, gods, command the muse
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to mold my Lyric.
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Tureen of beef.
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That's it.
Let's go.
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I just got sick.
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I was there, Dan.
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Sorry about the rug.
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That's ok.
Lay down.
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I'm going to go
get you some soup.
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This is the itchy blanket.
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Jeez. 39 years old...
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Gets a little flu
and acts like a baby.
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What's that, honey?
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I said...
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39 years old...
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He gets a little flu,
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and he acts just like a baby!
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Oh, ok.
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Oh!
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Roseanne?
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Yes?
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Put an ice cube in
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so I can eat it right away.
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You bet, honey.
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It's melting.
Oh, it's almost gone.
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It'll be real cool for you now.
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Oh, Roseanne,
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I can't find the remote control.
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It's right there.
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Put it on channel 2 for me.
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No. Channel 3.
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4.
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Ok. Back to 2.
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No.
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I'll click it once more.
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Whatever's on, you're
going to watch it.
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There. Hee Haw
in Spanish.
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It's your lucky day.
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All right, here you go.
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Here's your soup.
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Thank you.
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What?
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You have more noodles than I do.
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I do not.
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Yes, you do.
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You've just given me
chicken water.
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All right, here.
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Now I have too many noodles.
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Stay sick, Dan,
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because as soon as you're well,
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I'm going to kill you!
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Ok. Here it is.
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Oh. Good work, Deej.
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Give me your handbook.
I'll sign it off.
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What's going on?
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This is his last requirement
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for his woodchuck badge.
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He needed to make
something out of wood,
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and he did.
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Hmm. Well,
that's beautiful.
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Yeah.
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I wonder what it is.
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That woodchuck thing's
tonight, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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You can't go.
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I've got to.
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The reviews are in.
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Uh-oh.
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What?
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Too many noodles.
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Lift up the lid this time!
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"Last night's production
of Cyrano de Bergerac
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"proves that the Lanford
Community Theater Company
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is finally
getting better."
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It's a rave.
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Darlene, come here.
Look at this.
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Read, read, read.
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"Shirley Fiske, proprietor
of Shirl's Nail Hut,
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"turned in
a must-see performance
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as Roxanne..."
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blah, blah, blah.
Read what I circled.
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"The ensemble..."
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that's me.
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"The ensemble was less
confused this time around."
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"Less confused."
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That's great, huh?
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Look. They're putting in
a Dairy Queen
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next to the bank.
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That'll be handy.
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Can you be a little
more excited for me?
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I'm excited, I swear.
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When you said, "tureen of beef,"
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I got totally hungry.
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Roseanne?
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What?
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Roseanne?
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I said what?
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What?
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Darlene, go see what he wants.
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Dad, what do you want?
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What?
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Go in there.
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I hate sick people.
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What time is it?
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I got to get to work
by 1:00.
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Work? You have a job?
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I'm working at the theater,
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answering phones and stuff.
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Oh. What are they
paying you?
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Nothing.
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That's an interesting
career choice.
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I'm part of the theater,
Roseanne.
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I'm helping out.
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Do the other actors help out?
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When they can, yeah.
They all have jobs.
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You just don't get it, do you?
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He wants soup.
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[Telephone rings]
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I ought to just
save him the time
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and pour it down the toilet.
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Hello. Yeah,
just a minute.
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Jackie!
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What?
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It's Steven Spielberg.
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He wants to fly you to Hollywood
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so you can answer his phones.
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Ha ha.
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It's Lou, your stage manager.
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Hi.
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Did you see the review?
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"Less confused."
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Yeah.
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Huh?
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Oh.
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Yep. Ok. Sure.
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All right. Great.
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Bye-bye.
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Shirley Fiske has the flu.
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So?
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So I'm the understudy.
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I have to go on tonight
and do Roxanne.
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Well... Who's going
to do tureen of beef?
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I'm in trouble. I didn't
think she'd get sick.
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She never misses a show.
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I didn't bother to
learn the whole part.
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What?
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I know a little bit.
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I know what happens.
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Kind of.
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I don't believe you!
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Better call and tell
them you can't do it.
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I can't!
I'm the understudy!
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I'm their last resort!
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What are you going to do?
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I don't know.
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I should go buy the play.
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Ok, Cyrano goes, "call her,"
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and then that Christian,
he goes, "Roxanne,"
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and then you go...
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I know this. Don't tell me.
Don't tell me.
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Ok, tell me.
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You've been rehearsing
this play a whole month.
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Have you watched it?
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I wasn't in this scene,
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so I didn't care about it!
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Roseanne, I got bad things
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coming out of
every part of my body.
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Poor baby.
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Can I do anything
to make you feel better
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without actually
having to touch you?
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I need some
postnasal drip medicine.
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We don't have any of that, Dan.
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I'm dripping!
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I'm working on a scene!
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Can you give me a minute?
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No!
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The very next one
of youse to whine
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is going to get creamed.
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Dan, please help her out
with her lines.
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I'll make you some tea.
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All right.
Where were you?
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Where?
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Christian goes,
"it's Christian."
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"It's Christian."
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Uh, and... and
if it is, so?
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"My dearest Rox..."
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[cough cough]
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I'll never learn this scene.
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I'll be humiliated in
front of the whole town!
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You've learned the whole
rest of the play.
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What's the problem
with this scene?
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It's too much pressure!
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Everything happens
in this scene!
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First Christian's talking,
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and then Cyrano's
talking to Christian!
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Then Christian
pretends to be Cyrano!
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Oh, never mind about me!
I'll be fine!
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I'm ready.
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Oh, no. Your scout thing.
I forgot.
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Go out to the car.
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I'll get dressed and join you.
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Hurry up.
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You can't go out, Dan.
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Roseanne, I can't miss this.
He's my son!
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I've got to be there!
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I'll take him.
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Ok.
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What?
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Wait a minute!
You can't go!
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This play's in two hours.
I'll flop without your help!
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D.J.'s getting a medal for
this wood thing he made.
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I'm counting on you!
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Get somebody in the play help.
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I can't. They'll know I
didn't memorize the lines!
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Bye.
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I can't believe
you're dumping me
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for some stupid merit badge!
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That's the most important
thing in my son's life.
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And this is important!
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You're no sister,
running out on me now!
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I already should have told you
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this theater thing
is getting out of hand!
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What's that supposed to mean?
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With everybody else,
it's a hobby.
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You're making it a career
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'cause you got
nothing else going on.
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That's what you think.
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Since you quit the force,
you just been hanging out.
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Now it's the theater,
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but it's still just hanging out.
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Ok, fine. Sure. Fine.
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Thanks for being there
for me. See you.
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[Cough cough]
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Shut up, Dan.
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You've scrambled
the eggs too hard.
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He just said
they were too loose.
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Now they're too chewy,
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and they make his face hurt.
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I'm not cooking for him anymore.
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He can just lick the
vaporub off his chest.
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Hey, girls, your
brother's a chipmunk.
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Woodchuck.
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Whatever.
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Where's dad?
How's he doing?
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He's driving us crazy.
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00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:15,592
Does my tongue
look funny to you?
275
00:13:15,627 --> 00:13:17,561
Oh, gross!
276
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:24,001
Well, well.
It lives.
277
00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:27,438
Yeah, I feel a little better.
278
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:31,809
Then how come you're
driving the girls crazy?
279
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:32,877
Kicks.
280
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:34,412
Did Jackie call?
281
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:35,579
No.
282
00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:36,413
She's a big girl.
283
00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:41,152
I know. What I said to
her was true, you know,
284
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:45,122
but maybe I was
a tad insensitive.
285
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,291
How unlike you.
286
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:50,328
Maybe I ought to just back off
287
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:54,298
and let her live her own life.
288
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:08,313
Christian.
289
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,013
Cyrano!
290
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:10,480
What is this urgency?
291
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,949
She read the letters.
292
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,450
She wants to see me.
293
00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:14,651
Ah, that is good.
294
00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:17,521
But she thinks
they are my words.
295
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:21,058
Is someone calling?
Is someone calling?
296
00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:22,360
Is someone calling?
297
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,561
Is someone calling?
298
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,796
Relax.
You're doing great.
299
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:26,763
You think so, Lou?
300
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,232
Well, you're no Shirley Fiske.
301
00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:31,434
Yeah, well, who is?
302
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:32,970
Not you.
303
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:34,972
Stand beneath the balcony
304
00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:37,340
whilst I stand behind the tree
305
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:40,844
and whisper the words
for you to woo her.
306
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,413
Call her forth.
307
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,851
Roxanne.
308
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,293
Roxanne.
309
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,802
Call her forth louder.
310
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:07,371
Roxanne!
311
00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,140
Is someone calling?
312
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:11,875
Is someone calling?
313
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:13,510
Roxanne!
314
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,745
Jackie, someone's calling.
315
00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:17,881
Oh, god, Lou! Ok.
316
00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:19,583
Yeah, ok.
317
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:21,318
Roxanne!
318
00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:24,721
She comes out not.
319
00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:30,594
Mayhaps we are at
the wrong balcony.
320
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,929
I don't think so.
321
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,200
So...
322
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:40,604
Are you from France originally?
323
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:47,044
Is someone calling?
324
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:48,112
What shall I say?
325
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:50,580
Hear what I say and repeat it.
326
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,917
My words before
could not express...
327
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,020
My words before
could not express...
328
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:58,022
What my heart truly feels.
329
00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:00,991
What my heart truly feels.
330
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:06,630
Um...
331
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:12,002
"I can see that you
love me no longer."
332
00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:16,674
My father the Duke is calling.
333
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,842
Be right back.
334
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,011
What are you doing here?
335
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:24,048
"I can see that
you love me no longer."
336
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:27,517
We had an argument.
We'll work it out.
337
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,653
I'm in a play.
338
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,723
That is the line, Jackie.
339
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,958
Oh. It's no use,
Roseanne.
340
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,226
Go on out there.
341
00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:38,428
I'll feed you your lines.
342
00:16:38,463 --> 00:16:39,730
We can't do that.
343
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:42,632
Why not?
They're doing it.
344
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,740
Oh, the big Dipper.
345
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:58,381
I can see that you
love me no longer.
346
00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,816
Oh, you gods...
347
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,285
Oh, you gods...
348
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,586
See how I love...
349
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:03,920
See how I love...
350
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,489
More than words can say.
351
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,858
More than words can say.
352
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:09,926
Why are your words...
353
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,595
Why are your words...
354
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:12,929
So halting?
355
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,865
So halting?
356
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,968
How shall I explain?
357
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:20,304
I shall speak for you.
358
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,038
Good.
359
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:25,075
Each word struggles
through the dark
360
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:26,643
seeking your light.
361
00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:28,212
If that were true...
362
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:29,779
If that were true...
363
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,281
My own words...
364
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:32,549
My own words...
365
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,118
Would struggle like yours.
366
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,552
Would struggle like yours.
367
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,187
Your words come more easily
368
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,822
than they did before.
369
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,090
That's right.
370
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,858
I know.
371
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:46,763
But I've never spoken
with my true heart before.
372
00:17:46,798 --> 00:17:47,198
Why not?
373
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,832
Because I've never spoken
374
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,068
to your heart before.
375
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,636
I love you.
376
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:53,503
Christian...
377
00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:55,572
You do tremble like a leaf.
378
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,074
Yes, I tremble with love,
379
00:17:57,109 --> 00:18:00,110
for you have made me love you.
380
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,179
That's right.
381
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:03,780
Win me a kiss.
382
00:18:03,815 --> 00:18:07,117
Now I could die,
but for one thing...
383
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,352
A kiss!
384
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,754
Come then, it awaits you.
385
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,322
Go! Climb!
386
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:14,758
A kiss sweet as nectar.
387
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,361
Come claim your prize.
388
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:19,696
Roxanne!
389
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:27,204
Hey, Lou, is that guy single?
390
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,712
I need the table.
391
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:36,646
Oh, sorry.
392
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,715
Jackie was good
tonight, wasn't she?
393
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,318
Yeah, well,
the important thing is
394
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:43,587
she fit the costume.
395
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:47,291
Hey, Phil, good job tonight.
396
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,592
Hey, thanks, Roseanne.
397
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,059
Jackie did good,
don't you think?
398
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:52,229
I've been doing
community theater
399
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:55,566
for 14 years now, and...
400
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:57,368
No.
401
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:01,505
She remembered
most of her lines.
402
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:04,641
That she did.
I'll see you.
403
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:05,943
I said no, Al!
404
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,745
You're going to tell me
405
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,847
you didn't feel
something special
406
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,082
going on between us tonight?
407
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,017
I was playing a part.
408
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,152
I was acting.
409
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:18,521
You're not that good
of an actor.
410
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,457
Good night, Al.
411
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,427
Good night, Roxanne.
412
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,666
What a doof.
413
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,335
Jackie, you were great.
414
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,769
No, I wasn't.
415
00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:33,737
Oh, yes, you were.
416
00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:36,807
Everybody was leaving
during my curtain call.
417
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,909
Sure, because
it's snowing outside.
418
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:40,777
They wanted to get home.
419
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,245
Shirley got roses.
420
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,480
I didn't get roses.
421
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,817
You only get roses
on opening night.
422
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,385
You're just saying that
423
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,320
so I won't feel bad.
424
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,555
Jackie, have
some confidence, ok?
425
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:55,158
God, you're pathetic.
426
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,228
You know, you were right before.
427
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:01,532
I haven't done anything
since I quit the force.
428
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,734
Take your time and figure out
429
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,302
what you want to do.
430
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,638
I've had plenty of time.
431
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:08,405
I know.
432
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,841
I was proud of being a cop.
433
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,209
I don't want to do
just anything.
434
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:15,913
You'll find something,
Jackie. Trust me.
435
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,915
You've got lots of potential.
436
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,817
You'll find the right thing.
437
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,953
You really thought
I was good, huh?
438
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:24,387
I couldn't believe it.
439
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:25,789
I thought you were great.
440
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:27,658
Maybe Roxanne isn't my part.
441
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:30,761
She dumps the cool guy
with the big nose
442
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:33,396
for the moron
with the cute butt.
443
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:36,299
That's right up your alley.
444
00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:44,808
[Coughing]
445
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,844
Want to watch some TV?
446
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,748
No.
447
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:51,615
Make yourself some soup.
448
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,151
You'll feel better.
449
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,253
No.
450
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:56,987
Can I go bowling?
451
00:20:57,022 --> 00:21:00,023
No!
452
00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:01,558
You just want me to
watch you be sick?
453
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,761
You're damn right.
454
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:08,699
Read that.
455
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,234
The Elgin Bulletin?
456
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,869
Some guy came in
from out of town
457
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,337
and reviewed the show.
458
00:21:14,372 --> 00:21:15,405
"Cyrano stinks"?
459
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,706
That's the good part.
460
00:21:16,741 --> 00:21:19,243
"Is it illegal to yell yuck
461
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,444
"in a crowded theater?
462
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,979
Last night, this
reporter considered it."
463
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:26,316
Get down to where
it mentions my name.
464
00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:27,651
"Lured by the promise
465
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,019
"of a masterful performance
466
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,121
"from regional legend
Shirley Fiske,
467
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,190
"we were at first disappointed
468
00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:34,724
"to find Jacqueline Harris
469
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,693
"in the role of Roxanne.
470
00:21:36,728 --> 00:21:38,529
"But disappointment waned
471
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:41,998
as our minds
began to wander."
472
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:45,302
This guy's a moron.
473
00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:46,836
Just keep reading, Dan.
474
00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:50,207
"Let's just hope Miss
Harris has enough sense
475
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,376
not to quit
her day job."
476
00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:55,445
See? He doesn't know
what he's talking about.
477
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,916
You don't have a day job.
478
00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:10,694
I must find a way
to make her love me.
479
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:11,861
Now.
480
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:14,230
And how am I to tea...
481
00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:15,932
How am I to tea...
482
00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:17,701
How am I to tea...
483
00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:18,802
Ah-choo!
484
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,537
Bless you.
485
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:22,206
Thank you.
486
00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:24,674
Uh, anyway...
487
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:29,579
And how am I to teach you now?
488
00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:32,983
What?
489
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,919
Nose! Your nose!
490
00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:38,355
Oh, god.
491
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,623
I shall die!
492
00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:42,625
Stand here beneath her balcony
493
00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:44,894
whilst I stand behind the tree
494
00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:48,031
and whisper the words
for you to woo her.
495
00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:51,034
Ah-choo!
Call her forth.
496
00:22:52,437 --> 00:22:54,204
Roxanne.
497
00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:57,040
Is someone call...
498
00:22:57,075 --> 00:22:58,875
Ah-choo!
499
00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:10,087
Is someone call...
500
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,389
Ah-choo!
501
00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:18,462
A token of her love.
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