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Crystal, he brings you
breakfast in bed?
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How was it?
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No, I mean the breakfast.
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Well, of course Ed's going
to do something romantic.
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It's Valentine's day,
for crying out loud.
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Only the slimiest
lowlife of a husband
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would forget you
on Valentine's day.
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And he just came in.
I got to go. Bye.
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I didn't forget.
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What did you get me?
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A surprise.
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To both of us, huh?
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Here.
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Well, at least
my son remembered.
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"Happy Valentine's day
from your son.
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Love Warren."
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Warren?
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The one I made was lousy.
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I would have loved it
anyway, D.J.,
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because you made it
with your own two hands.
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Is there gravy on this?
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Did you fish it
out of the trash?
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Was that wrong?
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Keep going.
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You're making the
old man look good.
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It's not too late
if he asks tomorrow.
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He's not going to ask me anyway.
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Who ain't going to
ask you anyway what?
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Can we just
eat breakfast, please?
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We're all gathered together.
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This is the perfect time
to get caught up.
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There are three other people
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to get caught up on.
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Ok. Dan,
you going to work today?
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Yep.
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D.J.,
you got scouts?
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Yes.
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Becky, you still blonde?
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Yeah.
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So, Darlene, what's going on?
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It's just like you to
get all gross about this.
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How come you can't
talk behind my back
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like a normal mother?
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Ok, let's do it.
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His name is Barry.
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Hi, guys.
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Get in here, Jackie.
Darlene's got a boyfriend.
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You're kidding. Who?
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This guy she met
playing basketball.
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He's a sophomore.
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Oh, an older man.
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She really wants him to ask her
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to the Valentine's dance.
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I suggested she invite him over
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to help study math.
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I thought the
helpless girl approach
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was better than her
Larry bird thing.
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I don't want to
catch her groping,
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like with that last guy.
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This is completely different.
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She didn't even
like that last guy.
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Oh, well, then.
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Becky, what should I wear?
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I said the pink skirt.
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It's too short.
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She's knows nothing.
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I don't like this
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Darlene-pink-skirt-
boy-too-short thing.
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Well, I don't like this whole
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husband-stupid-
forget-Valentine thing.
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I didn't forget.
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Ok, D.J., I'll
drop you off at school.
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Well...
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Happy Valentine's day
anyhow, honey.
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See? I'm not mad.
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So, Jackie.
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Uh, now that you're
off the police force...
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Ok, I forgot.
Help me out here.
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What does she want?
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I'm sure whatever
you pick out would be...
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Tell me!
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Lingerie.
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No, no, no!
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She says you never
buy her anything
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that makes her feel sexy.
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I bought her cable, didn't I?
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It's what she wants.
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How about jewelry?
She loves jewelry.
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She doesn't have any of her own,
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but she admires it on others.
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You're embarrassed
because you think
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you'll be the only man
in the lingerie store,
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and everybody's going
to be staring at you
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and thinking you're a pervert.
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You've been a great help.
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Dan, come on.
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A lot of guys do it.
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It's romantic.
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Oh, I don't know.
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How am I even going
to know if it fits?
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Try it on.
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Good brownies.
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Yeah.
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They have nuts in them.
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They're good.
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Yeah. Nuts.
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Boy, she looks constipated.
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It's all those nuts.
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She's fine.
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She's just got to relax.
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Much better.
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Ohh! Sorry.
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That's ok.
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I just go get something
to clean that up.
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Mom, clean that up.
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Oh, he hates me.
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He does not.
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He thinks I'm a dork.
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Show him you're
something special.
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Oh, yeah...
A special dork,
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the head dork, the dork queen.
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Geez, Darlene.
Try flirting a little.
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You know, smile, laugh,
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lean in and listen
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like what he's
saying is important.
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Lean in and listen?
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Yeah, like this.
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You're making this up.
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I'm only trying to help you out.
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Ok, ok.
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He's gorgeous, isn't he?
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He's cute.
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Come on, he's a god!
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This homework thing's
kind of lame,
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but he came over,
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so he must like me, right?
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Why shouldn't he like you?
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You're funny, you're cute,
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you're wearing my clothes.
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Thanks.
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There is one problem.
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What?
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Right now he's out there
with Mom... alone.
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I figure when your husband
forgets Valentine's day,
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you've got a right
to say something, you know?
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I don't want to go busting
his chops or nothing,
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but I want a little romance.
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Is that wrong?
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Hi.
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Hi.
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What's that, Lassie?
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You say Timmy
fell down a mine shaft...
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Up on Big Rock mountain,
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and grandpa's
already up there waiting?
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I'd better get out there.
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Good girl.
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Your mom's nice.
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Ok.
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Uh, this is my sister Becky.
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Hi.
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I've seen you in school.
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Would... you like
another brownie, Barry?
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Uh, no.
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Maybe I should take off.
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Uh, Barry, have you
got your license yet?
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Uh-huh. I'm waiting
to get a car.
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Ahh.
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Hmm.
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What kind of car?
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Yeah.
What she said.
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My dream car is a red Corvette
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with a turbocharger,
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but I'll probably wind up
with my aunt's gremlin.
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What is she doing?
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Flirting?
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Well, god, I hope she
doesn't hurt herself.
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We're married 17 years,
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and he forgets Valentine's day.
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I'd divorce him if I were you.
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I'm not going to reward him.
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So did Duke get you anything?
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Oh, he's such a sweetheart.
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There were a lot of
women in his life
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before we met.
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So for Valentine's day,
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he's going to have their
names removed from his back.
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I'd kill for a guy like that.
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That's how I got him.
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Excuse me. Hello!
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I'd like to speak
with the manager please.
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He's not here.
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He's never here.
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Maybe that's why they fired him
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and hired me.
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Leon Carp, your new boss.
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Which leads me to ask,
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why aren't you working?
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Nobody's asking for anything.
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Attitude...
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We'll cover that later.
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Ok, new rules. Ready?
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First... when
your shift starts,
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you start.
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If you're five minutes late,
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you're docked five minutes pay.
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Wow! That's
almost 30 cents.
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Hey, I got to go
to the bathroom.
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Here's a buck.
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That's very funny.
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Thank you.
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Now, to continue on...
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I've been hearing
that the customers
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like to come in here
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because they enjoy themselves.
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You're friendly.
You chat.
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We think it's our sexy uniforms.
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Why is this restaurant
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in the middle of this store?
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Because when
our customers are hungry,
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we do not want them to leave.
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After they've eaten,
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we want them back
out there buying things.
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Should we be mean?
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Not mean.
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Brusque.
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That's going to cut
down on our tips.
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You'll make it up in volume.
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You want us to work twice
as hard for the same money?
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That's great.
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Ok. I got to go.
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[Shouting] Are you
enjoying that coffee?
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Yes, I am.
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That's wonderful!
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Get her out of here.
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She is definitely cute.
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Why didn't you ask her?
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Her whole family was there.
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Her sister was
hanging out with us.
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Dance is tomorrow, bud.
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I think she likes me.
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I'm not sure.
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Oh, god.
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What?
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That's her mother.
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Look, guys, don't, please.
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Hey.
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Hey, Mrs. Conner.
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So all you guys
know what you want?
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Barry does.
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But she's not on the menu.
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I got to go.
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Where are you going?
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It's too embarrassing here.
254
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Oh, it is not.
255
00:12:44,496 --> 00:12:47,397
I know you like
my daughter, right?
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Ok. Yeah.
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Ok.
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I'm a young, hip,
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happening kind of mother here.
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I totally dig this
teen romance stuff.
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That's why I'm giving
you some advice, Barry.
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Call her, dude.
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It's more complicated than that.
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I mean, Darlene...
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00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:07,017
It's not complicated.
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You sure?
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Just promise me you'll
have a small wedding,
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then you'll move away.
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00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,059
Hello, this is Barry Parker.
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Is this Darlene?
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I'll get her.
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Darlene!
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Hurry!
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It's him!
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It's him!
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It's him!
It's him!
277
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:30,574
Now I'm the kind of girl I hate.
Give me the phone.
278
00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:33,844
Here she is, Bar.
279
00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:35,312
What?
280
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,948
I wanted to talk to you, Becky.
281
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:42,052
Do you have a date
for the Valentine's dance?
282
00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:42,986
Hey, Bonnie,
283
00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:46,724
I'm sleeping over at
your house tonight, ok?
284
00:13:53,632 --> 00:13:54,764
I was hardly here.
285
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:58,068
Exactly how did I
steal him away?
286
00:13:58,104 --> 00:13:59,169
"Well, hello, Barry,
287
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:02,572
y'all going to
be driving sometime soon?"
288
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:03,340
Oh, Darlene,
289
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,210
I told you,
he's not even my type.
290
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:08,412
He's not good enough for you?
291
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:12,383
He's 50 times better than
the mutants you date.
292
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:14,284
You're not making any sense.
293
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,320
I don't have to.
294
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,956
I just have to be more
careful with my boyfriends
295
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:21,558
when my sister's feeling feisty.
296
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:22,526
Mother.
297
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,662
What's going on?
298
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:30,200
Barry called and asked me
out instead of Darlene.
299
00:14:30,235 --> 00:14:31,301
No.
300
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:34,505
Would you tell her
I didn't do anything?
301
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,540
Darlene, you know, it's not...
302
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,442
Take her side like always.
303
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,110
She's just your little Princess.
304
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:42,980
What do you mean?
She never takes my side.
305
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:47,184
We're always arguing. She
makes my life miserable.
306
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,319
Am I right?
307
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,688
Well, I do what I can.
308
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,824
I don't care what she says.
309
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:57,628
You hated the idea that I
could have a boyfriend.
310
00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:59,262
I don't have to take this.
311
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:03,901
Yeah, right. Run away,
Becky, like you always do.
312
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:07,237
You know, Darlene, this
isn't Becky's fault.
313
00:15:07,272 --> 00:15:09,473
This happens to all girls.
314
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:10,708
It really does.
315
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,643
I promise, it'll get better.
316
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:16,146
"Tomorrow's another day." "It's
not the end of the world."
317
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:19,216
Did I leave anything out?
318
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:23,720
There's plenty more
fish in the sea.
319
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,923
That about covers it.
320
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,353
What do you think?
Pervert?
321
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:58,222
No. Husband.
322
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,191
He's starting to buckle.
323
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,658
I got him.
324
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,261
Hi.
Can I help you?
325
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,597
No, thanks,
I'm... I'm just looking.
326
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,666
No, I'm not looking.
I didn't come to look.
327
00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:12,903
I don't enjoy
doing that kind of thing.
328
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:14,805
Why don't you believe me?
329
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,707
Something for your wife.
330
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:17,541
Fine.
331
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:18,642
Valentine's day?
332
00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:19,610
Thank you.
333
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:23,314
How sweet. What do you
think she would like?
334
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:24,781
A teddy?
335
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,550
A nightie?
336
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:27,718
How about a robe?
337
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:30,587
Robe... yeah, yeah.
A big long robe.
338
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:35,159
Do you want silk,
lace, see-through?
339
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:40,431
Can I have a glass of water?
340
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,099
Amy.
341
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,171
Good construction here.
342
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:49,473
Here you go, sir.
343
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,309
Would you like to sit down?
344
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,878
Thank you.
345
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,755
There, there.
Calm down. It's ok.
346
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:08,726
You said a robe, but I think
she'll really like this.
347
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,761
See how sheer it is.
Feel it.
348
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:12,596
No.
349
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:13,998
It won't bite.
350
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:14,764
It's ok.
351
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,700
I know you want to.
352
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:19,536
It's wonderful.
Wrap it up.
353
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:22,739
Oh. Excuse me.
354
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:24,375
Sir, are you ok?
355
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:27,544
I got to go... my car.
356
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,180
Arnie.
357
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:29,980
Dan.
358
00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:32,883
- My car broke down...
- I was outside...
359
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,485
- Bye.
- Bye.
360
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:47,665
If Darlene's in the bedroom,
I'll be in the living room.
361
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:48,632
Oh, I hate this.
362
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,735
You remember Kenny
Billows, my first love?
363
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,370
The guy that told you
364
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,707
you should cut your hair
short like Twiggy's,
365
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,475
and you'd look real cute.
366
00:17:58,510 --> 00:17:59,877
So I cut it.
367
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,012
Boy, he was wrong.
368
00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:05,715
Remember what I was like
after he dumped me?
369
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,783
You wore hats.
370
00:18:06,818 --> 00:18:09,219
I stayed in my room
for three days.
371
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:12,089
You listened to me
cry, fed me pizza,
372
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:14,424
and got me
to put on make-up.
373
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,460
I was good then.
374
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:19,029
Too bad I can't
do that for Darlene now.
375
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:22,232
I never could have
taken that to Mom,
376
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,967
so maybe what Darlene needs...
377
00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:27,871
Hey, I got an idea.
I'll be right back.
378
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:31,174
It was my idea.
379
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,145
Hey, Becky, how's that book?
380
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:38,581
Incredibly boring.
381
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:44,487
You know, Becky,
382
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:49,059
that's not your fault that
that Barry kid asked you out.
383
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:51,194
I mean, you're very pretty,
384
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,462
and you're a sophomore,
385
00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:54,531
and you're comfortable
around boys.
386
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:56,967
And it's not his fault, either.
387
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:59,002
It certainly isn't
Darlene's fault.
388
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:02,873
The book is better
than this, mother.
389
00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:05,642
She really needs you now, Becky.
390
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,211
I'm not going up there.
391
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:08,879
She'll just dump all over me.
392
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:12,215
I know. Then she'll
probably cry some more.
393
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,151
It'll be an awful experience,
394
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:17,354
and I'm glad I
won't be having it.
395
00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:18,955
So why should I?
396
00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:19,923
You're the big sister.
397
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:23,027
You get to date first
and drive first.
398
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,062
You get to do everything first.
399
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:29,233
Darlene's going to be killing
herself her whole life
400
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,268
to catch up to you.
401
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:32,303
Give her a break.
402
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:36,006
She needs somebody
to unload on right now.
403
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,975
This time I'm not good enough.
404
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:43,914
This is very, very nice of me.
405
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:47,283
I want big points.
406
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:50,053
I thought it would be
a selfless act,
407
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:53,923
but at the last minute
she pulled it out.
408
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:57,994
I was never trying
to catch up to you.
409
00:19:58,029 --> 00:20:01,131
Oh, yeah?
You wish you were me.
410
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,867
Oh, no.
Get out of here.
411
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:04,868
No, no, no.
412
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:08,104
That was the burden
of my entire life...
413
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,205
Trying to hold myself back
414
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:13,143
so you wouldn't feel
overshadowed by my magnificence.
415
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:15,211
You're dreaming.
No, no.
416
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:18,114
Rosie, could I see you?
417
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:21,718
He got it.
418
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:26,223
Ohh. Guilt is
a many-splendored thing.
419
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,594
Coming, dearest.
420
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,965
Oh, you did get me something.
421
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,835
For my wife on Valentine's day.
422
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,270
Ohh! So nice.
423
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:45,175
I made it with my own
two little hands.
424
00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:47,778
Oh, Dan.
425
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:48,779
Roseanne, I tried.
426
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:53,083
I went to the underwear
store and everything.
427
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:55,986
People were staring
at me, leering.
428
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,154
I felt so cheap.
429
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:00,790
"Dear Roseanne,
430
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:04,694
"though this gift is not
what you desire,
431
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,429
"the sentiment is clear.
432
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:09,566
"If you need proof
I love you still,
433
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:13,470
hell, Rosie,
I'm still here."
434
00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:17,040
"Love, Warren."
435
00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:21,478
Oh, Dan.
436
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:26,416
I know you really do
love me, you old goat.
437
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:30,487
I'm going to go try this on.
438
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:34,057
Ba-a-a-a!
439
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:39,696
Hey.
440
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:40,464
Oh. Hey.
441
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:43,667
So how was the dance?
442
00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:44,668
It was ok.
443
00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:47,904
You can tell me. I'm not
going to break down.
444
00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:50,540
It was really nice.
445
00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:53,509
Anybody there I might know?
446
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:56,380
Barry showed up
with Angela Dietz.
447
00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:58,382
She looks just like you.
448
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,016
That's so gross.
449
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:00,750
Thanks.
450
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:02,152
You know what I mean.
451
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:06,690
So, did he spend the whole
night gazing at you?
452
00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:08,092
Yeah. Sort of.
453
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:10,593
Did he ask you to dance?
454
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:11,762
Uh-huh.
455
00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:12,696
So?
456
00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:15,532
I thought, what would
Darlene want me to do?
457
00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:18,868
So you punched him in the neck?
458
00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:21,471
I just told him to get lost.
459
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,773
Then I told Angela
460
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:24,874
she was his second choice.
461
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,377
So what did she do?
462
00:22:27,412 --> 00:22:28,512
Well, let's just say
463
00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:32,782
old Bar won't be dancing
for a while.
464
00:22:33,451 --> 00:22:35,451
Cool.
465
00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:24,667
I can't look at you.
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