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What kind of theater is this?
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You're in Camelot
but have no lines?
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I got a line...
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"Enter, Lancelot,
the queen awaits."
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That's it?
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I don't say it, he don't
come on, there's no play.
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Oh, you know Phil Hanley?
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From Hanley's sporting goods?
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Yeah. He's Lancelot.
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He's backstage
with Shirley Clemens.
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From Tastee Freeze?
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Yeah. Queen Guinevere.
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Anyway, they don't
know I'm there.
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They're into some
serious tongue jousting.
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I thought he was doing it
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with that girl
in the Quik-Foto booth.
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I hear they almost
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knocked that sucker over.
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You want to know something else?
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Bill Cheevers, who's done
make-up the last 10 years...
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Lives with his mother?
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I know all about him.
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Totally straight.
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Get out of here.
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Hetero from the word go.
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Hold that thought. Got
to yell at the girls.
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I said if you came home
late I'd kick your butt!
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Think you're big enough?
Let's go.
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Come on! Come on!
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Come on!
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What's going on?
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The girls are late.
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Why do we bother
setting any curfew?
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They just come home
when they want.
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They're just a little late.
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An hour late, and they
don't even care
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that we're worried sick
about them.
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Gin.
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Yeah, you're real worried.
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We're setting rules,
and they're ignoring us.
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And it's for their own good.
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A lot can happen
to two teenage girls
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an hour after the mall closes.
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That's why we want them here.
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We just don't
want them out there.
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You want some coffee, Dan?
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Sure.
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Run!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Where the hell you been?
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We're really sorry.
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About what?
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That you didn't come
home when we said to,
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that you never learned
how to use a phone?
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Or that you may never see
the light of day again?
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That'd be the one.
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It's only 10:00.
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Meaning you're an hour late.
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You're always an hour late.
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Well, then...
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We're on time.
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We said 9:00,
we meant 9:00.
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Yeah, 'cause we have
this really crazy idea
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that you actually listen
when we speak.
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When you're late,
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we figure there's a reason.
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If we're not hearing
that reason from you,
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we make up our own reason,
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like you're laying
in a ditch somewhere.
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We would have called,
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but there was
no phone in the ditch.
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Ha ha?
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You're grounded.
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Ha ha.
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And you're home tomorrow night,
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and you're very, very sorry.
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Am I right?
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Yes. We didn't mean
to make you worry.
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It'll never happen again.
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All right.
Get upstairs.
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Boy, you grounded them
real good that time.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Think it'll work?
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As good as it did
the last 12 times.
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Maybe you should
try something else.
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I mean it.
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You should talk to them
like they're adults.
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They're people.
They can listen to reason.
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Honey, Jackie's still here.
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Just smile and nod.
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Come on!
This is good advice.
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Hey, what-cha doing?
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I'm packing D.J.'s
duffel bag.
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He's staying over
at Warren's house tonight.
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You think that's a good idea?
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Didn't Warren tie all
those squirrels together?
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No! That was D.J.
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Little Warren just stunned them.
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[Doorbell chimes]
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Honey, get that, would you?
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Sure. Why not?
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I have nothing else
to do, god knows...
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Except for trying to pack
a bag for D.J.
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You come in like you're
going to say "jump,"
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and I'm supposed to go,
"how high?"
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Mrs. Conner?
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Yeah?
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Flowers for you.
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What's the catch, I
have to buy something?
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No. You just
take them.
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Ok.
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Did you send me flowers, Dan?
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No. Why would I
do that?
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Right. Like, you'd
never be romantic enough
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to do something
like that for no reason.
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"Dear Roseanne, I lied.
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They're from me.
Love, Dan."
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You scum!
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I love you, too, dear.
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Why'd you do this?
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Let me paint the picture.
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20 years ago today,
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I picked you up
in my dad's El Camino,
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a little Zeppelin
on the eight-track,
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a little Boone's Farm Apple
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warming up
in the glove compartment.
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Our first date.
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No. Our first date was a
motorcycle in the A&W drive-in.
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This is the anniversary
of our first...
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Time.
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Our second date!
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No!
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As I recall, I was
able to fend you off
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just a little bit longer.
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I remember driving to that
quaint little restaurant.
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The Blue Swan cafe.
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Yes. Nestled in the heart
of the Blue Swan motel
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out there on highway 72.
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I had a New York steak.
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You had the shrimp cocktail
and chicken Parmesan.
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I thought that was so chic.
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The guy said,
"for the lady."
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He meant me, and I was
really excited about that.
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That was the night I asked
you to be my girlfriend.
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You said you'd make me
the happiest girl
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in the whole USA.
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Mom, the toilet's broken.
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Liar.
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Anyhow, remember how we said
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we'd be more crazy
and spontaneous?
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Well, tonight I booked
two dinner reservations
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at the Blue Swan cafe.
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Oh, how romantic!
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I hope we get that same booth,
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the one with the view
of the interstate.
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And just the scent
of diesel in the air.
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It's getting so's I can
hardly smell a truck anymore
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without thinking of you.
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- Bye.
- Hi.
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Where you going?
You're grounded.
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No. We were late
on Thursday,
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so we were grounded last night.
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Tonight, we are free.
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Ok, so where you going?
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Me and Dana are
going to the mall.
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They're taking me to Marcy's.
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Ok, since it's Saturday,
you've got till 11:00.
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We'll be home early
to check, so...
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One minute late,
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and we'll have
your butts in a sling.
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You look real nice, mom.
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Thank you. 11:00.
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Not nice,
thin! Thin!
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Tell me about the first
time you ever saw me.
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You were coming
out of study hall,
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and you were wearing
those tight corduroys,
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and they were making this sound
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like they were calling my name.
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"Dan Conner,
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"Dan Conner,
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Dan Conner."
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Steak for you...
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Chicken Parmesan for you.
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45 minutes for a rare steak.
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I'd ask for steak sauce,
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but I got to be at work
Monday morning.
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It's 10:30. We won't be
home till after 11:00.
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Call home. Tell the
girls we'll be late.
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Ok.
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No.
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What do you mean, no?
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Well, this grounding stuff
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doesn't seem to be working,
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so let them worry
about us for a while.
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I'll tell Jackie to freak
them out for a while.
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Later she can tell them
what's really going on.
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Lady, you have an evil mind.
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And a body to match.
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What was the second thing
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you noticed about me?
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What, what, what?
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Oh, those big brown eyes,
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like two chained dobermans
waiting to rip your leg off.
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Good, good, good.
Keep going.
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Uh-uh. It's your turn. What
did you like about me?
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The fact that you asked me out.
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What else?
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That's about it.
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So if Tommy Jorgensen
would've asked you out,
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you'd be
Mrs. Tommy Jorgensen?
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Like Tommy Jorgensen
would've ever asked me out!
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Get off the sympathy wagon!
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Plenty of guys were
standing in line
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for you to treat them like dirt.
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I was just the lucky one.
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Now I remember what I
liked about you...
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You could spread it on so thick.
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Come on, Roseanne,
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what about me made you quiver?
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I'd have to say
it was the forearms.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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There were
the biggest, manliest,
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meatiest hunks of flesh
I ever laid eyes on.
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The pythons, huh?
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I remember sneaking
looks at you in class,
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and you'd start rolling
your sleeve up slow
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just to tease me.
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It was all I could do
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to keep from climbing
over all those desks
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and just throwing you
to the floor.
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You know, since we're
not rushing home,
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maybe after dinner we could see
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if they got our old room vacant.
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Oh! I never thought
I'd say this, Dan,
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but let's skip dessert.
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Darlene!
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10 minutes isn't much!
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Don't sweat it.
They're not home.
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Then I'm not late, right?
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Don't worry, Darlene.
I wouldn't rat on you.
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You know, now that
you mention it, though,
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it is kind of strange
they're not back yet.
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I didn't mention it.
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I wonder where they could be.
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You want some ice cream?
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Sure.
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What are you doing here?
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A load of laundry.
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Nah. I'm sure
they're ok.
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Ow! Ooh! Ow!
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Oh, they're not home yet.
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Oh. Cool.
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Roseanne?
Oh, Becky.
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Yeah. Hi.
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00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:35,953
Hi.
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What's she doing here?
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Laundry. Don't worry,
she won't tell.
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It's weird they're not here.
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After that whole deal
about curfew,
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I thought I'd be grounded
before opening the door.
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This is the stuff they live for.
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Here you go.
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Thanks.
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You're not having any?
266
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,272
No. I'm...
267
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:59,176
Not really hungry
all of a sudden.
268
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:05,049
So, you girls have fun tonight?
269
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:05,916
Yeah.
270
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,217
It was ok.
271
00:13:07,252 --> 00:13:08,386
What did you do?
272
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,153
Well, I...
273
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:13,024
I'm going to go
make a phone call.
274
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:15,860
Crystal? Hi.
275
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:19,696
Yeah, I know it's late.
I'm sorry.
276
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:23,700
Uh, have you heard
from Roseanne?
277
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,802
Yeah.
278
00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:27,404
Ok.
279
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,206
Sure. Yeah, thanks.
280
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,142
Bye-bye.
281
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:35,212
Crystal says hi.
282
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,681
Aunt Jackie, what's going on?
283
00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:41,218
It's not like your folks
to be this late.
284
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,720
Maybe their car
broke down again.
285
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,855
Yeah.
That's probably it.
286
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,156
Yeah.
287
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,225
Yeah.
288
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:53,831
Oh, boy, this is the kind
of night that cops hate.
289
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:59,670
A lot of accidents.
290
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:03,841
But I'm sure they're ok.
291
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,949
I wonder what's
taking them so long.
292
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:16,186
You don't think there's
a problem, do you?
293
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:48,218
So, what do you want to do now?
294
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,088
What did we do 20 years ago?
295
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:51,789
Let's see.
296
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:52,923
You were in the bathroom
297
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,959
putting on a fresh coat
of white lipstick.
298
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,795
And you were out
on the pay phone
299
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,665
bragging to your buddies.
300
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,168
I still do that.
301
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:07,571
I remember... we filled up
that huge bathtub
302
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:10,674
and played voyage to
the bottom of the sea.
303
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,142
Yeah!
You kept going,
304
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:15,846
"Ow-oo-gah!
Ow-oo-gah!"
305
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,617
Let's do that again.
306
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:24,188
Ok. This time I get
to be Captain Nemo.
307
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,123
Heave-ho!
308
00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:28,692
No towel-snapping.
309
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:32,162
I'm not making any promises.
310
00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,633
Say, would you look at that?
311
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:39,603
Boy, that tub got a lot smaller.
312
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,778
It's really icing up out there.
313
00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:50,080
Why are they out so late?
314
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,849
You getting worried?
315
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,684
No.
316
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,019
You?
317
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,654
No.
318
00:15:57,322 --> 00:16:01,157
How long could it take
to eat dinner?
319
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,260
If they were going to
be this late,
320
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,129
how come they didn't call?
321
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,063
This is so weird,
322
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:08,999
'cause they were
just saying they worry
323
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:11,168
when we're late.
324
00:16:14,072 --> 00:16:16,873
And here we are
worrying about them.
325
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:20,477
Incredible coincidence
or a lesson for the kiddies?
326
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,346
You make the call.
327
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:28,686
Aunt Jackie's doing laundry
at 11:30 on Saturday?
328
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:30,488
But there's no laundry.
329
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:33,357
Oh, well, I just can't
believe that one.
330
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:37,160
Isn't this just a little
bit too cutesy for them?
331
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,797
They've been watching
too much TV.
332
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,366
So aunt Jackie is just here
333
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,001
to make sure we worry.
334
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:48,706
Well, we can't let her
down now, can we?
335
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,780
Still no sign of them, eh?
336
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:59,116
Mm-mmm. I got to
admit, guys,
337
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,451
I'm starting to get worried.
338
00:17:01,486 --> 00:17:03,320
That's it. I'm
calling the police.
339
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,689
No, no.
We can't do that.
340
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:06,690
Why not?
341
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,893
You'd have to say it was
a missing persons thing,
342
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:11,795
and they don't like that.
343
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:15,399
But maybe mom and
dad are missing.
344
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,167
Well, they're not
missing enough.
345
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,436
They have to be missing
for 24 hours
346
00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:22,105
before the cops will do
that missing person thing.
347
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:25,309
If they're not missing,
then what are they?
348
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,010
I mean, even mom and dad
349
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,514
can't eat dinner for four hours.
350
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:34,785
Oh, my god!
351
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,153
They could be dead!
352
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:39,189
Let's not go crazy here.
353
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,358
They're dead!
354
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,994
They're big giant street pizzas,
355
00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:47,097
and they're out on
the highway all squishy!
356
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,366
Those 18 wheels
running over them...
357
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,901
Squish! Squish!
358
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:53,937
Mommy, daddy!
359
00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:56,240
Are we done now?
360
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,908
But we're so worried.
361
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,377
You are rotten, rotten kids,
362
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:05,048
and I can't even believe
I'm related to you two!
363
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:07,985
Oh, does that mean
you won't adopt us?
364
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,520
What will become of us, Darlene?
365
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,590
We'll be orphans.
366
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,193
♪ The sun
will come out ♪
367
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,027
♪ tomorrow ♪
368
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,629
You two are very funny.
369
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,296
♪ Bet your
bottom dollar... ♪
370
00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:21,698
Knock it off!
371
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,935
So your mom's little
idea didn't work.
372
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,036
That's fine.
373
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:30,774
Why don't we discuss this
curfew thing as adults, ok?
374
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,175
All right.
375
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:35,478
Um...
376
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:37,147
Let's see.
377
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,583
All right.
First of all,
378
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,452
don't think of curfew
as a punishment.
379
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:45,455
See, your parents don't
think of it that way.
380
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:49,058
To them, it's a way
of showing their concern.
381
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:53,730
So, think of curfew
as your parents' way
382
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:55,999
of saying I love you.
383
00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:59,970
I curfew, Darlene.
384
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:01,938
Well, I curfew, too, Beck.
385
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,406
All right, that's it.
386
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:04,675
Upstairs!
You're grounded.
387
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:08,011
You're rotten, rotten,
rotten, rotten kids!
388
00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:09,879
♪ Tomorrow ♪
389
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:11,715
♪ tomorrow... ♪
390
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:21,325
What are you doing?
You took extra cheese.
391
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,193
Cheese fell off my slice.
392
00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:24,661
I put it back on.
393
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,430
It pulled cheese off this piece.
394
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:27,465
Eat the other piece.
395
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,734
I want the one with
the brown bubble on it!
396
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:33,704
You're not getting my cheese.
397
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:34,671
Dan.
398
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:35,639
What?
399
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:38,575
Well, we could be having
this argument at home,
400
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,778
and it wouldn't cost
14 bucks an hour.
401
00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:44,348
What, you want to go home?
402
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,316
I don't know.
Do you?
403
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,785
No! We can't
go home yet.
404
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,420
This is a romantic thing.
405
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:53,890
We're celebrating a great
moment in our life.
406
00:19:53,925 --> 00:19:55,793
Ok.
407
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,395
Hey, Bonanza's on!
408
00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,129
No.
409
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,196
But that was the one
410
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:03,300
where Hoss finds
the leprechauns.
411
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:04,467
We're not watching TV.
412
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:08,238
Well, what do you want to do?
413
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:09,706
Hey.
414
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,408
The vibrating bed.
415
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:15,111
Oh, yeah. I forgot how
much I used to love that.
416
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,748
Remember? We couldn't
get enough of it
417
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,817
and we only had two quarters?
418
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,819
And one was for the wine.
419
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,354
Only the best for my baby.
420
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,022
Should I crank it up?
421
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,893
Crank away, my bishop of love.
422
00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:32,796
Yee-hee!
423
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:34,998
Ride 'em, cowboy!
424
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:41,004
Whoo! This is awesome!
425
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:45,842
Dan?
426
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:46,843
Yeah?
427
00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:49,679
I'm going to throw up!
428
00:20:52,717 --> 00:20:54,517
Hurry!
429
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,855
Let's go home.
430
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:03,393
Maybe we're getting
too old for this.
431
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,996
No, no. It was
great, honey.
432
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,265
Great as the last time?
433
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,567
Better.
434
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:11,568
Do you know why?
435
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,904
'Cause this time we're in love.
436
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,173
I was in love the other time.
437
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,708
Me, too.
438
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:28,218
Thanks for walking me
to my door, Mr. Conner.
439
00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:29,420
You're welcome, miss Harris.
440
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,022
Are you ever going to
call me again,
441
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:33,123
or is it just
442
00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:36,126
"wham, bam,
thank you, Roseanne"?
443
00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:38,228
Don't say that.
You're my girl.
444
00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:39,896
I want to tell you something
445
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,333
I never told anybody before.
446
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,968
This was my first time.
447
00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:48,272
I know.
448
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:53,042
How about a good night kiss?
449
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:55,345
Oh, maybe one.
450
00:21:58,451 --> 00:21:59,649
One more.
451
00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:01,518
Oh, ok.
452
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:05,322
Remember that night when
we played one more kiss
453
00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:07,157
for about half an hour?
454
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:10,594
The door opened,
and it was my dad?
455
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:11,561
In his underwear.
456
00:22:11,596 --> 00:22:14,597
He was reading us the riot act.
457
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:17,200
Daddy's not here now.
458
00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:20,270
Where have you been?
459
00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:22,272
Do you know what time it is?
460
00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:24,240
Couldn't you pick up a phone?
461
00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:27,077
We thought you were
dead in a ditch.
462
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:29,646
I don't think our
ploy worked, dear.
463
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,316
I know... let's try
something new.
464
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,317
You're grounded!
465
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,485
Do we have to...
466
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,587
Hey, hey!
467
00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:39,022
Let us in!
468
00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:40,590
Hey, come on!
469
00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:41,325
It's cold!
470
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,126
That's what we needed all along.
471
00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:46,596
Now they can't wait
to come home.
472
00:22:46,632 --> 00:22:48,131
Let us in!
473
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:48,898
Come on!
474
00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:52,735
Come on!
Let us in!
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