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[Television plays]
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I said turn it down, toad brain.
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You're not my boss.
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I'll rip your face off
from the inside, goon.
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You cannot harm me.
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Sorry.
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So you really think
it was cool, huh?
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Yeah, who said?
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Wow. I guess
the whole school knows.
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What does the whole school know?
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Class picture.
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Fourth row,
second from the left.
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Oh, my god.
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Becky, you're giving the finger.
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Let me see.
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D.J., go watch TV.
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I can't believe it.
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The nerd flips the bird.
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I'll call you back, ok?
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Come on. You were just
scratching your shoulder, right?
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Why is it such a surprise?
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Because you're
a butt-kisser,
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and you never get into
any decent trouble.
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I'm totally impressed.
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Wrong, Jackie.
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It's Paul Revere
and the Raiders,
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but Mark Lindsay was the singer.
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Like there was a Paul Revere.
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Read the back of the album.
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Paul Revere's the blond guy
playing the keyboards.
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Why didn't he sing?
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Because Mark Lindsay
sang better.
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How come it wasn't Mark
Lindsay and the Raiders?
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Because... Paul's mother let
them practice in their garage.
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Oh.
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Becky got a picture today,
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and she won't let me see it.
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It's just my class picture.
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I didn't want him
getting it all gross.
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Well, let me see it.
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Sure.
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See?
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I want to see.
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Me first.
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Why?
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'Cause.
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No fair.
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Becky, where are you?
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You mean you can't see me?
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Look, everybody.
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Daddy's home.
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Oh, hi, daddy.
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Hi, Princess.
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Bud, kitten.
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Margaret.
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What is it, our anniversary
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with the big, greasy car part?
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You're fixing her car,
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and I won't have to drive her.
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Come on. We've
had fun together.
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It's fun listening
to you give directions.
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Speed up, slow down,
turn left, turn right,
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date him, not him.
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I got the part
I've been looking for.
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All I got to do is
figure out what it is.
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Oh, look.
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This guy's giving
the old one-digit salute.
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Yeah, where?
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Right here.
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It's very subtle,
under the chin.
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There's another one
around the back.
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Oh, look it, a double,
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the guy with the arms crossed.
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Bravo.
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Here's the guy
adjusting his glasses.
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He's rubbing his eye.
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Ooh, a mislead.
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Let me try to find one now.
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You thought it was funny
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when the other kids did it.
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But the other kids aren't
my kid, right, Dan?
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Not to my knowledge, dear.
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Well, I'll leave you guys alone
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since I know how disappointed
you are in Becky.
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I think I'm getting
a "D" in math.
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Go to your room.
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What's Becky doing?
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D.J.
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D.J.,
go watch TV.
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I can't believe it's Becky.
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It's almost as good
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as his we're number one
in the football picture.
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That was a classic.
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Your parents were
so very overjoyed.
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They were so uncool.
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I don't know, Dan.
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We ought to do something.
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I'm not punishing her for this.
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But we got to be parents.
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Not ours.
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We can't bust her
for things we did.
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Yeah, but I mean, on one hand,
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I don't want her
to think we approve,
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then on the other hand,
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I feel so close
to her right now.
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Say, guys.
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Um, your son just gave
Gilligan the finger.
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Dan.
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Well, he's the reason
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they're still stuck
on that island.
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Dan.
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All right. All right.
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D.J., get in here,
little buddy.
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Becky!
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Yeah?
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Have a seat.
Let's see.
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Uh, how could I explain this?
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Ah!
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Ok, this is the church,
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this is the steeple,
open the doors.
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See the big guy
in the third row?
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Don't stick him up in
the air at anybody.
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Mom did when she was driving.
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Well, the idiot cuts me off.
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Scoot.
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Ok.
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I'm going to see if this fits.
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They've taken
these pictures forever.
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You'd think the photographer
was wise to it.
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Well, every generation
thinks they're the first.
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You know that picture of
Washington crossing the Delaware?
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The guy in back looks
like he's rowing...
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See? Now you think the painter
would've caught that.
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So how much trouble am I in?
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Sit down.
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So?
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So?
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This doesn't seem
like you, Becky.
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Did you know these guys?
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Was it a dare thing
or something?
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No. I just did it.
I don't know why.
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Don't do it again, or you're
going to get grounded.
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Ok.
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Is that it?
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You're doing dishes tonight,
too, and that's final.
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But, mom, it's my turn
to do the dishes.
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Yeah, well,
nobody has to know that.
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Yeah, that's correct, Amy.
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Fourth row,
second from the left.
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Yeah, her name's Becky Conner...
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My sister.
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I do, too, have a sister.
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She's just been in,
uh... reform school.
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Darlene, you want to
hand me that dish?
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Got to go.
Fingers needs me.
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Here you go...
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Sis.
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Thanks.
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That was Amy Williams.
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Her sister's a senior, and
even she knows about it.
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Seniors are talking about me?
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Everyone is.
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It's like
all of a sudden you're...
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Cool.
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Well, I've always been cool...
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But sometimes it's just...
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Cooler not to flash how
cool you really are.
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[Door slams]
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We should just get a new car.
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That car was built
the year Becky was born.
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It's got a lot of history.
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We bought it last year.
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It's got somebody
else's history.
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We can't afford our own history.
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[Telephone rings]
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Let's get a used '81.
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Oh, an '81!
Dream on!
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Yeah.
Hold on a minute.
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Uh, it's for
"Mrs. Conner."
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It sounds serious.
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Who is it?
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It's Becky's school.
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Hello. This is,
uh, Mrs. Conner.
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Uh-huh.
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Geez!
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Yeah, ok.
I'll be there.
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What?
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You and your finger
just got suspended.
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Cool!
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Cool?
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You think it's cool
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I have to see the principal
and take time off?
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You think that's cool, huh?
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Uh... Mmm... Becky.
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And don't be thinking
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you'll be laying around here
on your butt and watch TV.
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There's plenty stuff
to do around here.
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Dan, you'll be home
fixing the car, right?
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Make sure she does it all.
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A minute ago you said
it was no big deal.
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Well, that was before
you got me in trouble.
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Now I got to go to your school.
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I don't want to go to school.
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Don't worry, honey.
It'll be all right.
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If you run into
that assistant principal
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who told me I
wouldn't amount to anything,
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tell him
Dr. Conner says hi.
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Will the following students
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please report to
the administration office?
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Brian McDermott.
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Thank you.
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Um, I'm Rebecca Conner's mom.
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I'm here to see the principal.
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He'll be right with you.
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Please... Take a seat
with the other mothers.
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Finger?
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We're all fingers over here.
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00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:39,870
Roseanne Harris?
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I used to be.
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Well, I don't believe it.
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Neither do I.
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What is it, 15 years?
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It's at least that long.
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Isn't this weird,
running into each other,
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especially at
the principal's office?
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I'll tell you
what's really weird.
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What?
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I don't have the foggiest
idea of who you are.
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Anne Marie.
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Dixon?
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00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,028
It's Mitchell now.
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Did you marry Chuckie Mitchell?
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Yeah.
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Who would've thought.
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00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:10,501
You?
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Well...
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You remember that
good-looking blond guy
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that took me
to the junior dance?
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Yeah.
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00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,544
Yeah, he dumped me.
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I ended up with Dan Conner.
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It's really good to see you.
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Yeah.
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Boy...
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This place really
brings back memories,
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like the time
we got dragged in here
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for burning our bras,
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and you told Principal Leeb
it was a political statement.
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Oh, man.
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Ya know, Anne Marie, it wasn't
even my bra that I burned.
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It was Sally Glimpsher's
little tiny bra.
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No.
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She didn't need it,
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and I had gym that day,
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so I figured I wasn't going
to get on the trampoline.
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I could've hurt somebody.
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00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,422
I remember Sally Glimpsher.
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00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,156
Boy, she was always in trouble.
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00:12:06,191 --> 00:12:10,193
I think they were just
giving her conjugal visits
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in detention.
261
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,832
So tell me, which one is yours?
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Mmm, right there.
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Aw...
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Mm-hmm.
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It's her first obscene gesture.
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Her father and I
are just so proud.
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Here's Chuckie Jr.
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Oh, geez, he's got
his father's finger.
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Yeah.
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This is taking a while,
isn't it?
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I hope I'm not late for work.
272
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,625
Me, too.
273
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:45,629
I hope to talk this guy out
of the three-day suspension.
274
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,265
I hope I can talk at all.
275
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,834
I feel like I'm 15,
276
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:52,202
listening to what
a horrible person I am.
277
00:12:52,237 --> 00:12:56,006
I used to sit there gnawing
on my fingernails.
278
00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:56,774
Yeah.
279
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,576
Of course now
they've grown back,
280
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,644
and I think I can handle it.
281
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,347
Principal Hiller
will see you now.
282
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:06,350
I didn't do nothing!
Anne Marie did!
283
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,719
Get out of here!
284
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,456
Ladies,
285
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,891
thanks for coming down.
286
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,760
Please, have a seat.
287
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:19,931
Boy, everything sure
looks a lot smaller.
288
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,033
No offense.
289
00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:27,972
Now, what do we
think about this?
290
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:29,673
Mrs...
291
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:30,741
Mitchell.
292
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:31,742
Mrs. Mitchell, yeah.
293
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:36,013
And your son has been
suspended for three days.
294
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,316
True.
295
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,485
Well, you must have
an opinion about that,
296
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,721
and I'd like to hear what it is.
297
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:47,758
I really think a three-day
suspension is a little much.
298
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,459
I think she's right.
299
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,761
I have to agree here.
300
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,530
I'm not saying flipping
the bird is right,
301
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,600
but three days is a long time.
302
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,267
Couldn't you start smaller,
303
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,136
say, like, first a warning,
304
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,771
and then maybe detention?
305
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,206
Something like that?
306
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:06,577
Ok, you may be right,
but I don't think so.
307
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,912
You see, this is the warning.
308
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,782
Next time they're
down for something,
309
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:13,351
it'll be two weeks.
310
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,985
Two weeks at home, watching TV.
311
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,521
Boy, that'll really
make them mad.
312
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:18,956
Yeah.
313
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:21,258
And you are?
314
00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:24,328
Roseanne Harris...
Er, Conner.
315
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:28,665
Well, it's easy to see
where Becky gets her attitude.
316
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,367
What do you mean by that?
317
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:33,737
She's... she's 16, she
gets really good grades,
318
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:34,972
she's not pregnant.
319
00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:36,774
I'd say that's
damn near perfect.
320
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:40,878
Well... I have evidence
to the contrary here,
321
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:41,712
Mrs. Conner.
322
00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:43,881
What are you saying,
she's a bad kid,
323
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,083
or are you calling
me a bad mother?
324
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:50,454
I know how hard it is
to juggle a career and children.
325
00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:52,957
Hey! My children
are my career, ok?
326
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:55,492
You must be talking
about my job,
327
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:58,296
which you're making me late for.
328
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:58,996
Me, too.
329
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,898
I sympathize, ladies,
really I do,
330
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:03,267
but I just can't do this
all by myself.
331
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:06,536
Maybe you could spend
the days with your kids
332
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,305
and teach them about respect...
333
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,708
Respect for others,
respect for themselves.
334
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:15,479
Uh, do your kids do this
in the family pictures?
335
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,280
No way.
336
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:17,882
No. They do it here.
337
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:18,716
That's right.
338
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,618
Following that logic,
Mrs. Conner,
339
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,654
as long as they're
not stealing anything
340
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:24,889
out of your living room,
341
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,124
they can hold up
a convenience store.
342
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,626
We're not talking about
armed robbery here.
343
00:15:29,661 --> 00:15:32,996
We're talking about teenagers
flipping the bird.
344
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:36,233
I think we should get over it.
345
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:39,970
Maybe you're right,
but I don't think so...
346
00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:41,739
And neither do all these parents
347
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,975
who have called in
to complain about the photo.
348
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,643
They want it re-shot at our cost.
349
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,480
Frankly, Mrs. Conner,
that's not within our budget.
350
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,548
What would you have me tell them
351
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,352
about what your daughter did?
352
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:55,986
Uh...
353
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:59,690
That it's a political statement.
354
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,928
Funny...
355
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,264
But I don't think
they would laugh,
356
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,401
and I don't think
they want to "get over it,"
357
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:13,237
because they did
their job as parents.
358
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:14,972
If you won't do yours,
359
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,308
I'll see that it
won't happen again
360
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:21,078
by handing out
a longer suspension next time.
361
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:24,848
Now...
Let's try this again.
362
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:29,954
What do we
want to do about this?
363
00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:41,031
Did you drain the oil
out of the crankcase?
364
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:41,798
Yeah.
365
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:43,500
Take the filter off?
366
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:44,168
Uh-huh.
367
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,802
Put the oil in the pan?
368
00:16:45,837 --> 00:16:48,705
Yeah. All this black stuff
came squirting out.
369
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,474
Slide on out of there.
370
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,174
Thank god.
371
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:54,878
Yeah. Now you're
ready to lube.
372
00:16:58,951 --> 00:16:59,984
You know, dad,
373
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,719
I-it's not like I don't
like all this or anything,
374
00:17:02,754 --> 00:17:07,390
but mom kind of wanted
me to work in the house.
375
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,327
But mom's not here.
376
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,229
Dad, I hate all this.
377
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:16,099
I know, but you're keeping
your old dad company,
378
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,469
and, damn, we're having fun!
379
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:21,772
Now get back on under there.
380
00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:26,644
Dad?
381
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:27,679
Yeah.
382
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,046
What am I supposed to do?
383
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:33,016
Sorry. You know those pointed
doohickeys I showed you?
384
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:33,750
Yeah.
385
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,687
Point your gun at them and fire.
386
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:37,588
Ok.
387
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:40,123
Eww! All this
yellow slime is oozing out.
388
00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:43,694
Oh, my god!
Get out of there quick!
389
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:51,101
Sorry about that. It was
a little garage humor.
390
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,438
Real funny, dad.
391
00:17:55,807 --> 00:17:57,574
Ohh, look at my hands.
392
00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:59,576
They're all greasy and dirty.
393
00:17:59,611 --> 00:18:03,714
Here you go. Wipe them
off on this sandwich.
394
00:18:11,556 --> 00:18:14,525
Say, dad,
were you ever suspended?
395
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,159
Just once.
396
00:18:16,194 --> 00:18:16,927
For what?
397
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:19,697
Snoring too loud in detention.
398
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:22,733
Spent the next three days
tuning up my dad's Rambler.
399
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:28,471
So this is kind of like a
time-honored family tradition, huh?
400
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:29,139
You bet.
401
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:32,176
Get on back under there now.
402
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,286
Hi. Where's your dad?
403
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,288
In the garage.
404
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:49,693
What? No hug and kiss
for your good daughter?
405
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:52,796
As soon as I get one.
406
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:54,864
Hi, mom.
407
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,933
What are you doing
with Becky's picture?
408
00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:59,670
I put that in
my special hiding place.
409
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:02,272
That's where I found it.
410
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:06,943
Mom, how come Becky's got
three hands in this picture?
411
00:19:06,978 --> 00:19:07,944
Three hands?
412
00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:08,945
Yeah. Look.
413
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:10,581
Let me see.
414
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:11,348
Ahh!
415
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:13,817
She didn't do it.
416
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,121
I'll kill her!
417
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:19,889
This turned out pretty good.
418
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:23,693
If you're expelled,
you can do lube work.
419
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,101
You know, don't you?
420
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:31,768
Know what?
421
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:34,004
Have a look, Dan.
422
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:37,607
It's not your finger, is it?
423
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,810
It could've been.
424
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:42,880
Hey, Becky's got three hands.
425
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,015
Catch up, Dan.
426
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,917
What do you mean,
"could've been"?
427
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:50,053
It was the kid next to me.
428
00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:51,208
Why didn't you say anything?
429
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:54,591
The picture came out, and
everyone thought I was cool.
430
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,527
You two didn't seem to care,
431
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,629
so I figured, "hey, I'm popular.
432
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,564
Might as well
go with it."
433
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,299
And then you got suspended,
434
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:05,802
and I had to go down
to the principal's office
435
00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:06,903
and get humiliated.
436
00:20:06,938 --> 00:20:09,974
How long were you
going to go with this?
437
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,642
Till now?
438
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:14,478
You let your mom take
the heat to be popular?
439
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:17,847
I'm sorry, but I didn't
get away with anything.
440
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:18,982
I got suspended.
441
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,818
Well, you're going
to school tomorrow.
442
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:22,552
I can't.
443
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:23,620
Oh, yes, you can.
444
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,355
I'll take another hour off work
445
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:28,392
and straighten everything
out with our principal.
446
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:31,061
Then everyone will know
I didn't do it.
447
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:34,431
Yeah. Life sucks,
don't it?
448
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:38,435
You guys weren't mad when
you thought I did do it,
449
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,937
and now you're mad
because I didn't?
450
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,673
Next year I'll moon
the class photo
451
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,909
so you'll be proud of me.
452
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:49,513
Just make sure
that it's your own butt.
453
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:57,887
You'll have to wait.
454
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,057
I've been waiting
for this all my life.
455
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,927
I'm baaaack.
456
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,995
What is it,
Mrs. Conner?
457
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:09,032
Fourth row,
second from the left.
458
00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:12,736
Did you ever lay awake nights
459
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:17,173
thinking, "if I had that one
moment to live over again,
460
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,875
I would do it differently"?
461
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:21,411
I'm having that moment,
and you're in it.
462
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,680
Obviously there's
been a little mistake.
463
00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:25,348
I'll lift Becky's suspension.
464
00:21:25,383 --> 00:21:28,085
And I think
an apology's in order.
465
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,354
Ok. I think
you're right.
466
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:31,922
I'm sorry, Mrs. Conner.
467
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,559
And what about the other
mothers that were in here?
468
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:37,093
Their children really did it.
469
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,564
Their kid makes one mistake,
and they're bad mothers?
470
00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:42,299
I believe how a student behaves
471
00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:44,301
reflects the attitudes
of the parent.
472
00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:47,004
What if Becky
wishes she'd done it?
473
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:49,773
What kind of mother would I be?
474
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:50,640
I have already apologized...
475
00:21:50,675 --> 00:21:53,776
I'll tell you what kind of
mother that makes me...
476
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,779
The exact same kind
of mother I was yesterday.
477
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,782
No matter how much
we try to control our kids,
478
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:03,019
at some point, they'll
just do what they'll do.
479
00:22:03,054 --> 00:22:05,288
They are like people that way.
480
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,457
But isn't it our job,
Mrs. Conner,
481
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:11,594
to make sure they become
responsible, mature adults?
482
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:12,496
Absolutely, absolutely.
483
00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:15,432
But we must remember, Mr.
Hiller, that it's not easy.
484
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:17,934
Like, say, when
I'm in here next year
485
00:22:17,969 --> 00:22:20,804
because of something
my Darlene does...
486
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:23,840
And I will be here...
487
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:29,680
Just remember that today...
I was a good mother.
488
00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:31,615
I'll do that,
Mrs. Conner.
489
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:33,049
See you next year.
490
00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:36,520
Tuesdays will be good for me.
491
00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:45,662
Attention,
all students taking Latin,
492
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:48,732
you're wasting your lives!
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