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Get you one of these hogs, Gary
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we're talking about
serious freedom.
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Jackie would love one of these.
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It's not the point.
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It's like getting a tattoo.
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Even if you've got
her name on it,
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it's not for her.
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Wouldn't it be cheaper
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to get one of those
Japanese bikes?
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No, no, no.
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You don't want a bike
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that sounds like Barry Manilow.
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You want one that sounds like...
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[Roar]
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Steppenwolf.
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Get on her.
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See how she feels.
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Man, I'm in love.
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[Engine revs]
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Oh, beautiful.
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Incredible. I can still feel it.
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It's always like that.
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Do you guys want, like,
a cigarette or anything?
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We ready to go?
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Jackie's not even here yet.
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What else is new?
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Don't go getting all greasy.
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This is a very nice
restaurant we're going to.
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Gee, mom, me and Eddie
was just goofing off.
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What a lovely dress,
Mrs. Cleaver.
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What time's our reservation for?
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10 minutes ago.
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She's always doing this.
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I'll be waiting 45
minutes at the cineplex
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while she's at the
station printing perps.
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She actually said that?
"Printing perps"?
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She's really into
this police lingo.
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Every time I go over there,
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she's either
eyeballing a mug shot,
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grilling a dirt bag,
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or, uh, frisking a biscuit.
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Or spanking a chicken.
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I hate that stupid job.
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Mom, I worked it out with Becky.
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She'll stay home
and baby-sit D.J.,
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and I'm going out.
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Why would she make
a deal like that?
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I had dirt on her.
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What kind of dirt?
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If I told you,
I'd be staying home.
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So, what do you think
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your punishment ought to be?
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What do you mean?
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Darlene told me everything.
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That little rat.
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I told her I
wouldn't do anything
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until I got your
side of the story.
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Well, first we...
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Wait a minute.
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Uh-uh.
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[Telephone rings]
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You're getting good.
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[Ring]
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If that's Jackie, I'll kill her.
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This better not be you.
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Oh, sorry.
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I thought you were
somebody else.
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Yeah, that's me.
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What?
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What happened?
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Did she get shot?
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Aunt Jackie?
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What, she was shot?
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No, no. Shh.
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Well, where is she?
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We'll be right there.
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Ok, where's the keys?
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She got injured
in the line of duty.
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Let's get out of here.
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How bad is it?
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They don't know.
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Why not?
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Where's my keys?
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I gave them to you.
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I knew this would happen.
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I'll drive.
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Let her be ok.
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Call me when you find out.
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This is for the pain.
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Make it a double.
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Jackie?
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Yeah. Come on in.
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She's down here.
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Are you ok?
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Couldn't find anybody outside.
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What happened?
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It was a nightmare.
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Oh, please. You just
hurt your back.
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May I tell the story?
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Well, it was a 311.
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It was on my beat, so I
was first to respond.
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When I got to the scene,
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I realized the alleged perp
was heavily intoxicated.
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Not only was it a 311,
but a 402 as well.
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He resisted arrest,
and there was a struggle.
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A 979er,
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and that's when things got ugly.
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He went for his gun.
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What gun?
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Your partner said the guy
was completely naked.
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It was dark.
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It could've been a gun.
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And then they both fell
down a flight of steps.
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You tackled some naked guy
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and fell down
the steps with him?
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Well, that's what they
pay me for, Roseanne.
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If we hurry,
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we can still make it
to that restaurant.
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Want to come, Jackie?
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Dan, no. I do have
a herniated disk.
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Anything we can get for you?
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No. I'm fine.
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I'm sorry I ruined
everybody's night.
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We're just glad you're ok.
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Know how long you'll be here?
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A couple of days
for observation,
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then after that, take it easy.
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You know, bed rest,
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no physical exertion.
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Could I have a minute alone?
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Now, no physical exertion.
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Ok, we'll be right outside...
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Listening.
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I hate seeing you lying
here in pain like this.
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Actually, since she
gave me that shot,
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I'm feeling kind of neat.
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When we got that call
said you were hurt,
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I've never been
so scared in my life.
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Oh, you're so sweet.
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No, it's the truth.
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With your cute
little button nose.
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Um, thanks.
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Anyway, every day
when you go to work,
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I worry you're going
to get shot or stabbed.
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Why do you ask?
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Maybe we'll talk
about this later.
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No, no. I'm ok.
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You said shot or stabbed.
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This time it didn't happen.
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You just fell down the stairs,
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but here you are in
the hospital anyway.
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What happens if next time
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maybe some jerk really
does have a gun?
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I know we've talked about this,
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but I just don't know
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if I can handle it anymore.
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What a nice man.
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I wonder who he was.
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What can't D.J.
clean his own room?
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God, what a pig.
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How's aunt Jackie going
to stand sleeping here?
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What is this?
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I think that's his underwear.
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Ooh!
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Where am I supposed
to put this junk?
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Shove it under the bed.
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What are these?
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Oh, my god.
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What?
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It's a box full of little heads.
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Barbie.
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GI Joe.
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Oh, Cher.
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The little runt is psycho.
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What does he do,
cut their heads off
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and throw away
the rest of the parts?
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No.
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This is very creepy, Darlene.
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Well, let's just
put everything back
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exactly where it was.
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Hi.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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Cleaning.
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We're just cleaning.
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Did you clean my closet?
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No. No. Why?
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No reason.
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Careful, Gary.
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You break her, you bought her.
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Very funny, Roseanne.
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There you go.
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Just put her down
here in the bed.
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Easy does it.
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How are you feeling?
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A little stiff, Beck.
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Get you anything?
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No. I'll be fine.
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I got it.
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Roseanne, please, stop fussing.
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No.
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Aunt Jackie, I made
you a get-well card.
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Oh, Deej, look at that.
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Oh, you are such a good kid.
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He's got them all fooled.
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I brought the baggage, master.
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Where do you wish me to put it?
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Just put it anywhere, Igor.
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Yes, master.
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Perhaps later you'll hit me?
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We'll see.
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You're too kind.
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How you doing?
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Need any magazines?
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Need anything?
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I'm ok. I'm fine.
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I need some rest.
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Check with you later.
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Gary, is something wrong?
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No. I'm just
incredibly late.
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Ok, you guys, come on.
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She needs to be all alone.
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Let's leave her alone.
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Roseanne, can you stay?
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I wasn't going to go anywhere.
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What's up?
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I found out that
because of my back,
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I could wind up behind a desk.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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Can I do my little
happy dance now?
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Roseanne, how can you?
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You know how much being
a cop means to me.
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Come on. Nothing's
happened yet.
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It happens all the time.
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You get hurt, can't work,
they send you home.
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I don't know what I'd do.
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There's lots of things
you could do.
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I don't want
to do anything else.
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People respect me.
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I got to do something
that means something,
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that protects people
and helps people,
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even if it means
risking my life.
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You tackled a naked guy
and grabbed for...
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I could've sworn it was a gun.
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00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:13,464
What are you doing?
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Shopping for motorcycles.
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Here's a pip.
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"'78 Harley.
Mint condition."
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We can't afford that.
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It's for Gary.
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Gary and I are planning
on forming a gang.
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You and your sister
will be our chicks.
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Then we plan on going out
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terrorizing small communities
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on the weekends,
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weather permitting.
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How's Jackie?
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She's a bit better,
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but I don't think
she should leave
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until she can
take care of herself.
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You really enjoy
this nurturing crap.
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Do not.
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Do, too.
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You've been real happy
the last few days,
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having somebody to take care of.
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I guess it is cool, having
somebody depend on me
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to feed them,
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take them to the bathroom.
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Besides you, that is.
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Mom, if D.J. Was doing
something weird...
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I don't mean normal weird,
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I mean really weird...
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We'd have to send
him away, right?
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Yeah, but he'd probably
find his way back,
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like you always do.
276
00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:23,801
What's going on?
277
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:26,737
He's doing something
really weird.
278
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:28,439
I'm so tired of it.
279
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,840
It's really, really boring.
280
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,675
Every time he does anything,
281
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,377
you come squawking about it.
282
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:36,580
He doesn't do things
the way you do.
283
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,349
He does them differently.
284
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,150
He's a boy.
285
00:13:40,185 --> 00:13:42,953
Real different.
286
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:48,024
Looks like D.J.
got himself a hobby.
287
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:51,262
Mother, these are my old dolls.
288
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:54,965
He's not playing
with dolls, is he?
289
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,202
Oh, that's a relief.
290
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,505
Do you guys think
this is insane?
291
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:07,377
Well, this one does kind
of look like Darlene.
292
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:12,482
Looks like she put up
quite a little struggle.
293
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:16,553
You guys are sick.
294
00:14:16,588 --> 00:14:19,723
Take them back
where you got them.
295
00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:21,525
Mother!
296
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,195
It's no big deal.
297
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:27,297
He's a boy.
Boys do things like this.
298
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,033
Go find something to do.
299
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,668
Ok, when we finally
lock the wacko up,
300
00:14:31,703 --> 00:14:35,772
don't expect me
to change his papers.
301
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:40,444
Dan, when
you were D.J.'s age,
302
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,482
you did stuff like that, right?
303
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,817
No.
304
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,952
The boy's odd.
305
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,723
Hey.
306
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:53,691
Hey, bud.
307
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,860
I got you a bike.
308
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:56,627
Hey, great.
309
00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:58,796
We'll check it out
this afternoon.
310
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,932
Now you need a good,
tough biker nickname.
311
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,333
Right.
How about psycho?
312
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:07,137
No. We're
saving that for D.J.
313
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:10,474
I'm going to see Jackie.
How is she?
314
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,544
She's laying up in bed
complaining.
315
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,479
I'm used to that.
316
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,286
Hi.
317
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:23,353
Gary.
318
00:15:23,388 --> 00:15:25,089
How are you feeling?
319
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,090
You tell me.
320
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,095
Well, that was fun.
321
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:33,363
These are for you.
322
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:34,364
Thank you.
323
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,699
Gary, what's wrong?
324
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:39,470
Ever since my accident,
we haven't talked.
325
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,972
Well, um...
326
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,908
I'm going to buy that Harley.
327
00:15:44,943 --> 00:15:46,476
Great.
328
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:47,411
And, um,
329
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,848
things have been
real busy at work.
330
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:51,915
Hey, listen.
331
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:56,587
You remember Hank who has
a sign shop next to me?
332
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,089
His secretary is leaving
333
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,591
at the end of this month.
334
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,592
Gary.
335
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,160
It's a great job.
336
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,428
I have a job.
337
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,429
Just think about it.
338
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:10,167
You knew I was a cop
when we started dating.
339
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:11,602
But I always thought...
340
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,638
You thought I would give it up.
341
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,473
It was just a phase.
342
00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:17,742
Now she's a cop,
343
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,010
next month maybe a cowgirl.
344
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:21,245
You got hurt.
345
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,014
So, just say,
"I told you so."
346
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:26,250
No. I can't
live like this.
347
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,085
Forget the fact
you're never home.
348
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,487
We can't make plans
349
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,888
because you don't know
350
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,191
what your day will be like.
351
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:36,427
I can't relate to your friends
352
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:39,196
'cause all you do
is talk cop talk.
353
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:42,199
I'll be damned if
I'm getting a call
354
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:45,202
saying that my wife
is in some hospital.
355
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:48,004
I have to give up
something I want
356
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,407
because you can't deal with it.
357
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,244
Isn't that a wee bit selfish?
358
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,578
That's how I feel.
359
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:56,980
I won't let you run my life.
360
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,182
That won't change.
361
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,751
I won't sit around
waiting for that call.
362
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:02,986
We're saying we're breaking up?
363
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,056
Just say you won't
be a cop anymore
364
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:09,427
and this all goes away.
365
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,666
Don't sell the bike.
366
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,435
My buddy really wants it.
367
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:21,371
We will be there.
Soon.
368
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,007
Gary, come on.
369
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,441
Dan, leave him alone.
370
00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:25,809
He's probably kissing it
371
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,244
and making it better.
372
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:28,579
We'll lose the bike.
373
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:31,381
I can't deal with that now.
374
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:32,783
I got to go.
375
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:34,018
What's the matter,
376
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,653
you guys have another fight?
377
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:39,189
It was more than just
a fight, Roseanne.
378
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,123
Well, what?
379
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,992
It's between her and me.
380
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,762
It's a problem we've been having
381
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,064
from the beginning.
382
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,900
It's private, Roseanne.
383
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,201
Well, fine.
384
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,837
Jackie will tell me.
385
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,942
Sounds bad.
386
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:02,012
It's over.
387
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,213
Aw, man.
388
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,616
Well, these things happen.
389
00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:10,954
We're still going to do
this bike thing, right?
390
00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:12,356
Oh, yeah.
Sure. Definitely.
391
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,592
You'll give me a buzz?
392
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,792
Absolutely.
393
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:16,927
Hey, Gary.
394
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,696
Huh, yeah?
395
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,967
Take care of yourself.
396
00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:26,437
Yeah.
You, too, Dan.
397
00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:33,877
How could you do that
398
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:36,413
without even
discussing it with me?
399
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,383
He's not your boyfriend.
400
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:40,517
This guy's great.
401
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,453
Those irritating things you do,
402
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:43,654
he thinks they're cute.
403
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:47,791
He walked in here, and
he gave me an ultimatum.
404
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,927
He told me to quit the force.
405
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,896
I've been telling you
that since you started.
406
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,799
And I've tried to
break up with you,
407
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,568
but you won't go.
408
00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:01,771
Becoming a cop is something
I worked very hard for.
409
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,274
What would you do
if Dan demanded
410
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,911
you leave the house
and the kids?
411
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,049
Ok. Bad example.
412
00:19:13,084 --> 00:19:14,985
I'll tell you what I'd do.
413
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:15,786
I'd work it out.
414
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,821
There's nothing to work out.
415
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:18,956
I'm quitting.
416
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:19,957
What?
417
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,225
They said I'd have to
take a desk job.
418
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:23,560
I'm didn't become a cop
419
00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:25,094
to sit on my butt typing.
420
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:28,365
All you did was sit on
your butt drinking coffee.
421
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:32,336
Yeah, but I had
a radio and a car.
422
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:35,772
Now you're doing exactly
what Gary wants you to do.
423
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:38,541
No. I'm doing
what I want to do.
424
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,710
It's the same thing
that Gary wants.
425
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:43,280
Let's rent a chapel
and finish it.
426
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:46,649
He'd think I quit
because he told me to.
427
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,519
But you would know the truth!
428
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,421
Let him live in ignorance.
429
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,322
Men love that!
430
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,958
I'm going to do
exactly what you'd do.
431
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:57,728
You would never let
a man run your life.
432
00:19:57,763 --> 00:20:01,164
I want somebody to
support me no matter what.
433
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,100
Like Dan does for you.
434
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:03,867
Are you insane?
435
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:09,473
You think he came
out of a box like that?
436
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:12,942
You could put those
same years into Gary.
437
00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:13,910
He's perfect for you.
438
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,679
No, Roseanne,
he's perfect for you.
439
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,882
You want him to take care
of your flaky sister
440
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,217
so you won't have to worry.
441
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,619
That's ok! You won't
have to worry,
442
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:26,256
because she's going
to be just fine!
443
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:40,203
Ok, so maybe... Maybe you
did the right thing.
444
00:20:40,238 --> 00:20:41,071
Mm-hmm.
445
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,473
God, I hate that.
446
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:43,307
Oh, Roseanne...
447
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:47,444
No, I really, really
hate that, Jackie.
448
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:51,481
So...
449
00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:56,353
It's been kind of
a tough day for you.
450
00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:57,187
Yeah.
451
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:59,923
Feel like crying some more?
452
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:00,691
No.
453
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:03,760
Want to yell at me?
454
00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,795
No.
455
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:07,364
Want a pizza?
456
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:09,833
Yes.
457
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,435
Extra cheese?
458
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:12,402
Mm-hmm.
459
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,438
Pepperoni?
460
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:14,438
Mm-hmm.
461
00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:15,473
Sausage?
462
00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:17,307
Anchovies?
463
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:20,477
No man is worth anchovies.
464
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,755
Why do you want
to go home so soon?
465
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,690
It's been a week.
466
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,358
10 days.
467
00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:37,227
I'll put these in the car.
468
00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:40,497
I'll miss you, too, Dan.
469
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:42,899
You sure you want to go?
470
00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:45,702
There's nobody there
to take care of you.
471
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:49,806
It's just a cramped little
hole of an apartment.
472
00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:50,874
You're depressing me.
473
00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:54,077
Well, if you're depressed,
you really shouldn't go.
474
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:57,513
It's time that I get
on with my life.
475
00:21:57,549 --> 00:21:59,750
What are you going to do?
476
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:01,284
Disability pension's coming in.
477
00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:03,253
There's time to try stuff
478
00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:05,421
I've always wanted to do.
479
00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:06,422
Like what?
480
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,690
I'm not telling you.
481
00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:10,260
Every time I try something new,
482
00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:12,095
you make fun of it,
483
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,630
like becoming a cop.
484
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:14,597
You don't lay off.
485
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:18,668
Oh, I'm not going to
do anything like that.
486
00:22:18,703 --> 00:22:19,669
You can tell me.
487
00:22:19,704 --> 00:22:24,340
I will totally support
whatever you choose.
488
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:25,075
Ok.
489
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:27,644
I was thinking
of trying something
490
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,812
kind of artistic,
491
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:31,614
like being a painter
or a sculptor.
492
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:33,950
I could join that
community theater.
493
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,753
I could be an actor.
494
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:44,027
Yeah, or you could
be a ballerina.
495
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,895
Want to be a ballerina?
496
00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:48,264
Or you could be an astronaut
497
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:51,468
and fly way up high
into outer space.
498
00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:53,303
Thank you for the support.
499
00:22:53,339 --> 00:22:55,972
You could be a kick-boxer.
500
00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:57,674
No. A sumo wrestler.
501
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:58,710
Bye-bye.
502
00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:00,744
No... A psychic.
503
00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:04,013
But then you knew that,
didn't you?
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