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No, Jackie.
I got a microwave.
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I don't have to start cooking
till Dan comes home.
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I made a meat loaf
in 12 minutes.
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It still tasted like crap,
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but it was so hot,
nobody could tell.
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Mother, talk to D.J.
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I was just in the bathroom
completely naked,
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and he barges in.
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Oh, great.
You traumatized him.
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He'll be gay for sure now.
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God, I hate you, Darlene.
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Mother, are you listening?
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Your son is sick.
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After seeing you naked,
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he's probably puking
his guts out.
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You shut your face,
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or I'll shut it for you.
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Go for it, Barbie!
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Maybe I will, Ken!
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I think I heard something.
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What?
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That's the third time
he's walked in on me.
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It was an accident.
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Yeah. Right.
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I'll call you later.
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The sedative I gave the kids
for breakfast is wearing off.
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Look me in the eye
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and say it was an accident.
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I can tell when you're lying.
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It was an accident.
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Could you tell?
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Jeez.
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I have so much to
teach you, sprout.
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Anybody home?
It's me... Arnie.
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Hi. Come on in,
Arnie.
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Mother.
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I'll talk to him later.
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Yeah, right.
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I will. Just keep
your shirt on there.
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Very funny.
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Is this a bad time, Rosie?
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It's a bad life, Arnie.
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I'm about to nuke
some dinner, though.
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I could go for something to eat.
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Yeah?
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Well, then go.
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You're always a kidder.
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Not always.
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Anyway, Nancy's got
dinner for me at home.
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We're shacking up.
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How romantic.
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I got evicted from my place,
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so it worked out good.
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We can spend a lot
more time together.
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There's nothing
like quantity time
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with the person you love.
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But you get tired of always
seeing that same face.
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Hey, did I tell you
we're getting married?
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When's she due?
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You're kidding, right?
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Yeah, I'm kidding.
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Congratulations.
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I knew it.
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The minute I turned my back,
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you stole my man.
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How's it going, buddy?
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Great.
How you doing?
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Hang on a second.
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Why didn't you tell me
Arnie was getting married?
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He didn't want it to mess
up his dating action.
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Yeah. So many magazines,
so little time.
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I really appreciate this.
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No problem.
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I'll have the money back
in six, seven weeks tops.
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Check ok?
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You got an ID?
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Thanks, Rosie.
See you, guys.
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Yeah.
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"You got an ID"?
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How much did you lend him?
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A couple bucks.
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How much?
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$1,500.
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He's thrown work my way.
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Why didn't you talk to me?
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It's covered. I got steady
work till Christmas.
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I'd never do that
without talking to you.
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For once in my life
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I can write out a check
to help a friend,
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no questions asked.
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It's for his engagement ring.
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How's this new
microwave working out?
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You know, the one I bought
you without asking.
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Ooh.
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I should have asked you.
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You want me to stick
my head in the oven?
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Kids, dinner.
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We're having butt roast.
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Dad,
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if D.J. accidentally walks
in on me one more time,
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I'm going to kill him.
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I'll talk
to D.J. later.
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You say you'll talk
to D.J., so does mom.
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Is anybody going to do anything?
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Try locking your bathroom door.
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Great.
Now it's my fault.
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Everything wrong in
this world is my fault.
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You just figured that out?
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Drop dead.
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You got to talk to D.J.
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The little pervert
walked in on me again.
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D.J., stop peeking
at Becky!
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Ok!
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There you go.
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Mother.
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I'll talk to him after I
put the groceries away.
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Hey, Darlene.
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Hey!
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Hey.
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Becky's in a mood.
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Becky's always in a mood.
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What you doing?
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Putting together some bids.
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My, aren't you ambitious?
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I thought you were busy
through Christmas?
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Not anymore.
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The company
went belly-up.
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We'll never see that
6,000 they owe me.
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Why does this always
happen to us?
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We're ok. I got
some jobs lined up.
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I just have to pay
a couple small bills.
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Like what kind of small bills?
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Car payment, mortgage,
credit cards.
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Oh, come on.
Cut it out.
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We're ok.
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What do you mean by ok?
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You mean "Becky can
still go to college" ok,
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or "oh, boy, the government's
giving away free cheese" ok?
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I know what you're thinking.
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Even if I asked Arnie
for the money back,
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we'd still be short.
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By how much?
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20 bucks.
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Roseanne...
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I didn't know this
was going to happen.
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I'm sure Arnie won't mind.
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Why don't you tell him
to return the money?
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No way.
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He probably didn't buy the ring.
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A guy doesn't ask for money
back after it's lent.
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A guy?
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What, is this some kind of
testosterone thing here?
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[Deep voice]
I got it covered, ok?
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Will you be letting the
little woman in on how?
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I'll just get a swing loan.
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Why go to the bank?
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Because that's where
the money is, my pet.
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But maybe you should ask
your folks or my folks.
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Yeah.
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Why don't I just borrow
it from your folks?
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Yeah, wait a minute...
Ugh!
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The bank's just going to
charge you some huge interest.
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Roseanne, I know how
to cut a deal.
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I'll just waltz in
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and act like I don't
need the money.
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You better act
like you got a gun.
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Ah, here it is.
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Yes.
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Traffic directional
guidance apparatus.
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Or as we on the force
like to call them,
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white gloves.
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Without these,
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I'm just some idiot
standing in traffic.
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With those, you're just some...
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Stop.
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You see? The power
of the glove.
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So, uh...
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Did you get these moves
at the police academy?
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No, the Pips.
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So how'd it go?
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Smooth.
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What's going on?
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How come you're all dressed up?
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What, this old thing?
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Come on.
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Jackie, do the words
"none of your business"
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mean anything to you?
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Go ahead and tell her.
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She's family.
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I had to negotiate
a loan from the bank.
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For what?
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I wanted to be in debt.
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Come on.
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I came up a little
short this month
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and needed help paying bills.
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I got cash saved.
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I could loan you some.
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No, thanks.
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I'd lend you money,
you'd pay me back.
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It's like a game.
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Roseanne, make it stop.
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I say we take her for
every cent she's got.
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How much you talking about?
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1,500.
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Is that all?
That's chump change.
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Not that all chumps
would have that change.
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It's taken care of.
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How much interest are we paying?
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What difference does it make?
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I want to know!
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There's a loan fee of $150.
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The interest rate
is 19 1/2 %, ok?
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You really forced them to
their knees there, Ace.
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00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:19,651
I'll tell you what,
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I won't charge you any
loan fee or interest.
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You just got to, uh...
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Suck up to me
for a couple weeks.
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Well, hell, in that case, no.
219
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How come it's ok to pay
this huge interest,
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but it's not ok to get it
from Jackie for nothing?
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It's good business, dear.
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Ok, forget sucking up.
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Just your undying gratitude.
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I said no!
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Don't yell at my sister.
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I just don't want
her damn money.
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Dan...
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Just keep your nose
out of my business.
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Jeez.
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Grump.
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Yeah. I don't know
what got into him.
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The opportunity
to kiss your butt
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doesn't come along every day.
234
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,765
I was joking.
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I'll apologize.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Listen,
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you want to make it up to him?
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Write him a check.
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He won't take it.
241
00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:20,511
Yes, he will.
Trust me.
242
00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:24,582
Just make it out
to Roseanne Conner.
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Aah!
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Mom, Darlene hit me!
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I didn't touch you.
I barely pushed you.
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There's no place like home.
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There's no place like home.
248
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There's no place like home.
249
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No!
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Mom!
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Damn.
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She hit me!
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He was watching me get dressed.
254
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I said to cut that out.
255
00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:09,393
You said stop peeking at Becky.
256
00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:12,229
He's got me there, Darlene.
257
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:13,930
What's going on?
258
00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:17,568
Now the little pervert's
peeking at me.
259
00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:18,369
Why?
260
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,271
It was fun for everybody
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00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:21,905
when he peeked at Becky,
262
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but now...
someone may get hurt.
263
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D.J., come here.
Darlene, go away.
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Darlene called me a prevert.
265
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,622
No, you're not a prevert, honey,
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you're a pervert.
267
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You're just growing up
and curious,
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but you don't like
people walking in on you
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when you're getting undressed.
270
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:53,503
Neither do your sisters.
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00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,372
Does daddy see you naked?
272
00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:58,375
Yeah, but it's different
for married people.
273
00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:02,679
Married people have
to see each other naked.
274
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,581
Knock knock.
Anybody home?
275
00:13:04,616 --> 00:13:05,249
Hey, Rosie.
276
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,218
Hi. I'll be
right with you.
277
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:12,223
You just need to respect your
sisters' privacy more, ok?
278
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,123
Ok.
279
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,893
Or else one of them's
going to kill you.
280
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:18,562
Go get ready for bed.
281
00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:20,031
Ok.
282
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,167
Kid's a peeper, huh?
283
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,071
Boy, that takes me back.
284
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,845
What, you got sisters, too?
285
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,579
I wish.
286
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:40,218
Here. This is kind of
a thank you thing.
287
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,453
I'll take it in the kitchen.
288
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,789
I hope you don't
have one already.
289
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,624
Uh, no, Arnie.
290
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:50,861
I don't have a, uh,
wine and soap basket.
291
00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:54,665
I got it at the car wash.
292
00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:59,169
So, uh...
293
00:13:59,204 --> 00:14:02,706
Did you get Nancy
her little surprise yet?
294
00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:03,574
Sure did.
295
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:05,142
Did she like it?
296
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:05,776
You bet.
297
00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:07,677
So she's going to keep it?
298
00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:10,247
There's no way to return it.
299
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,182
What if there was, like,
300
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:14,318
a really, really good reason?
301
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,786
It's just a ring.
302
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,855
I didn't buy a ring.
303
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,489
Then what did you do?
304
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:24,595
I got her one of those
breast augmentation deals.
305
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:27,765
Huh?
306
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,899
You know.
307
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:32,970
You got her a boob job?
308
00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:34,771
Yeah. Two of them.
309
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,640
It's what she wanted.
310
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:39,176
We gave you $1,500 for that?
311
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,845
Actually, I only had half,
312
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,949
so I borrowed 1,500 so
she didn't walk crooked.
313
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:47,318
What do you think?
314
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,056
Which one is ours?
315
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,292
Hey, Arnie.
316
00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,261
Dan, buddy.
317
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,895
Oh...
318
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,630
Danny.
319
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:01,598
Yes?
320
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:06,203
There's a couple things
we need to talk about.
321
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,137
Like what?
322
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:11,442
Oh, like Nancy's
engagement present.
323
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:19,216
Please tell me you
got her a camera.
324
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:25,656
No, but we did help
with the developing.
325
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,226
You bought her...
326
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,695
The gift that keeps on giving.
327
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:33,263
Neat, huh?
328
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:36,700
I thought you were going
to give her a ring?
329
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,969
Dan, she's got rings.
330
00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:43,307
Arn, ha-hang out here.
331
00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:45,642
Finish your beer.
332
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,778
Honey, honey,
333
00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:48,779
honey...
334
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:52,049
I thought it was for a ring.
335
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,216
Well, it ain't.
336
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:55,953
I think he ought
to pay interest.
337
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:57,254
That wasn't the deal.
338
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,789
We're paying the bank interest.
339
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,892
What if he can't? Are
we going to repossess?
340
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:03,861
We'll give them to Darlene,
341
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:07,765
so D.J. Has something
to look at.
342
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,077
Yep, I'm still here.
343
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,746
You heard what was said?
344
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:25,082
I missed the part about
charging me interest.
345
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:27,517
If I'd known this would happen,
346
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:30,621
I would've said
I got her a ring.
347
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,688
I know that, Arnie.
348
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:35,426
It doesn't matter. I borrowed
the money from Jackie.
349
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:36,627
I didn't tell him.
350
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,496
I don't think
you want to do that.
351
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,466
It's my house.
I got a right.
352
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,934
Absolutely. You do.
353
00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:45,936
You said I was wrong.
354
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:48,405
I don't want to get you mad,
355
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,207
'cause I owe you money.
356
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,576
Shouldn't I give Dan a check?
357
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,845
Your check ain't worth squat.
358
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,113
Everybody knows that, but...
359
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:59,516
If you give me Jackie's
check, I'll cover it.
360
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:03,320
This is just another stupid
guy thing, isn't it?
361
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:06,323
If the money's
from the bank or me,
362
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,892
he's taking care of his family.
363
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,127
If it's from Jackie,
364
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,262
she's taking care of his family.
365
00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:15,565
I didn't tell Nancy I
borrowed money from Dan.
366
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:19,837
I didn't want her to think
these are Dan's boobs.
367
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:23,874
I'm the man.
These are my boobs.
368
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,279
We're out of beer, honey?
369
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:29,914
I'm going to get some.
370
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,415
You want to come, Arn?
371
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:34,551
Sure. Oh,
I got that money.
372
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:35,352
Arnie.
373
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,620
You said six weeks.
374
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,089
It came sooner than I thought.
375
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:42,058
Where did he get the money from?
376
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:45,429
I bet on a horse
named Lucky Arnie.
377
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:46,129
Dan...
378
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:48,932
Right. Lucky Dan, a long shot.
379
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:49,833
Arnie.
380
00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:53,537
Lucky Arnie, lucky Dan.
Work with me here.
381
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:59,876
Why are you friends with him?
382
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:03,314
Ok, I took the money
from Jackie myself.
383
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:06,616
You took the check
from your sister?
384
00:18:06,651 --> 00:18:09,386
Well, I'm out of here.
385
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:12,356
Hey, enjoy the soap.
386
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,191
Give it back, Roseanne.
387
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,526
It's my family, too.
388
00:18:16,561 --> 00:18:17,228
I said no.
389
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,131
And I said I'm taking
my sister's check.
390
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:24,067
Yeah? Well, what
do you think of this?
391
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:31,074
Where the hell is that tape?
392
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:48,826
Hey.
393
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:49,693
Hi, Dan.
394
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,027
What you up to?
395
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,563
Waiting for Gary.
You?
396
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,197
Running away from home.
397
00:18:54,232 --> 00:18:55,699
Buy you a drink?
398
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,001
No. Let me buy.
399
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,870
Yeah, I'll have a beer.
400
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:03,573
Hey, Willie, give me
a couple beers, please.
401
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:04,574
Oh...
402
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:07,044
Things are good
with you and Gary?
403
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,680
Yeah, great. Yeah.
You and Roseanne?
404
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:12,616
Well... I tore up
your check.
405
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,085
What's keeping Gary?
406
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,422
I know you were
only trying to help.
407
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:19,323
I'm sorry.
408
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:20,991
I had it coming.
409
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:21,925
Yeah.
410
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,595
All these years I've
been eating your food,
411
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:25,929
using your washing machine,
412
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,699
making long distance
calls on the...
413
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:29,933
That's not important,
414
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:33,036
but I just figured
I'd pay you back.
415
00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:34,971
I appreciate it, Jackie, but...
416
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,775
I borrowed money
from relatives before,
417
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,043
and it never works out.
418
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,011
I agree.
419
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:44,415
Remember who lent me
money for my first car?
420
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:45,248
You're welcome.
421
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,317
"Don't worry, Jackie.
422
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:49,219
I'll find you a nice solid
transportation vehicle."
423
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:52,556
"I don't want a nice solid
transportation vehicle.
424
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:55,559
"I want a shiny new
piece of crap
425
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:58,495
that looks good
and goes vrrroom."
426
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,698
Well, I did.
427
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,800
Oh, I know.
428
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:04,401
I know.
429
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:08,171
I remember back when me and
Rosey was getting started.
430
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,106
We wanted to buy the house.
431
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:14,211
I had to borrow money from her folks...
your folks.
432
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:15,212
14 years ago,
433
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:19,182
and I still have
to pretend I like them.
434
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,418
Same here.
435
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,120
So... Neither one
of us
436
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:27,157
will ever borrow
from family again.
437
00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:28,592
Here.
438
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,731
But you'd borrow from a friend.
439
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:35,532
Sure. Sure.
440
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,268
I don't think of you
just as family.
441
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:41,305
I think of you as a friend.
442
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,773
I think of you as family.
443
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,710
It would make me feel so good
444
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,546
to help you guys out.
445
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,515
Eeh.
446
00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:54,918
You're my friend, huh?
447
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:55,719
Absolutely.
448
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:58,621
You sure you got
this kind of money?
449
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:02,025
All you got to do is ask.
450
00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:06,897
You got it, pal.
451
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:33,957
Hey.
452
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,492
Where you been?
453
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:38,395
Having a drink with a friend.
454
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:39,196
Oh, boy.
455
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:43,467
I love a man who
knows when to cave.
456
00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:46,869
Are you kidding?
She begged me.
457
00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:48,738
What are you doing?
458
00:21:48,773 --> 00:21:49,272
Oh.
459
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,875
Nancy's picture here...
460
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,912
It's like they follow you.
461
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,090
You're right.
It's eerie.
462
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,259
There was a bunch of these.
463
00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:11,895
We shouldn't leave them
laying around.
464
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,397
Where's the other ones?
465
00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:15,032
I thought you had them.
466
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:19,203
What do I need them for,
proof of purchase?
467
00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:20,804
D.J.!
468
00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:24,741
D.J.!
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