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MEG, ROSIE'S DOWN
AT THE COFFEE SHOP GETTING LUNCHES.
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I CAN JUST PICK UP
THE PHONE AND CALL HER.
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YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T
LIKE SOMETHING?
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PLEASE, MARSHA,
I'M TRYING TO DIET.
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I JUST LOST 3 POUNDS.
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CHOW TIME.
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I ONCE LOST 42 POUNDS.
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THAT'S WONDERFUL. HOW?
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COMMUNIST GUERRILLAS
LOCKED ME IN A BAMBOO CAGE
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FOR 6 MONTHS.
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YEAH, BUT DON'T
YOU GET IRRITABLE?
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ONLY FOR
THE FIRST MONTH.
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TURKEY SANDWICH.
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WITH NOTHING ON IT?
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THERE'S SOME TURKEY ON IT,
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BUT I'LL BET
YOU COULD SCRAPE IT OFF.
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THEIR TURKEY'S VERY FRESH.
THEIR CHICKEN, TOO.
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WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY.
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10 YEARS BEFORE MENOPAUSE,
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WOMEN GO THROUGH
THIS POULTRY PHASE.
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YOU ARE RIGHT,
ROXANNE.
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WHEN I WAS IN MY 30s,
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I ATE NOTHING BUT TURKEY,
CHICKEN, AND TUNA.
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I LIVED ON TUNA.
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WELL, TUNA ISN'T
EXACTLY POULTRY,
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BUT IT'S VERY LIKE POULTRY.
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I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO PUT
SOME KIND OF DRESSING ON IT,
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OR IT TASTES LIKE...CLOTH.
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT, JACQUES?
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TOSSED GREEN, LEMON.
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THANKS.
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LUCKY YOU.
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DIDN'T YOU
ORDER LUNCH, DEBBIE?
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NO. MY EATING HAS GOTTEN
COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL.
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I MEAN, I'VE BEEN
HAVING BREAKFAST,
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THEN LUNCH,
AND THEN I HAVE DINNER.
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WELL, YOU JUST
DESCRIBED MY MORNING.
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YOU KNOW, ROSEANNE,
YOU HAVE SUCH A PRETTY FACE.
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IT'S A SHAME YOU KEEP IT
HIDDEN BY ALL THAT EXTRA WEIGHT.
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ROSEANNE DOESN'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT KEEPING SLIM.
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DAN'S CRAZY ABOUT HER
NO MATTER HOW SHE LOOKS.
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I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT
TO SOUND LIKE--
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UH, WELL, IT'S JUST
SHE'S SO HAPPILY MARRIED,
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AND YOU'RE JUST NOT
ON THE MARKET ANYMORE
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IS ALL I MEANT.
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NO, CRYSTAL. YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I DO NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT,
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AND I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
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I'M GONNA START NOW BY
PICKING A DAY NEXT WEEK
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TO GO ON A DIET.
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ALL RIGHT.
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NEXT WEEK'S BAD.
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MARCH IS OUT.
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OW!
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I MUST HAVE PUT
THESE PANTS IN THE DRYER!
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AAH!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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MY PANTS SHRANK.
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HOW DARE THEY.
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OH, I GUESS
THEY DIDN'T SHRINK.
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I JUST GREW.
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I THINK WE'VE GROWN
TOGETHER, I HOPE.
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WE GOT TO GO
ON A DIET.
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WHAT'S THIS "WE" JAZZ?
MY PANTS FIT FINE.
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WELL, MY PANTS
DON'T FIT ME.
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WELL, YOUR PANTS
DON'T FIT ME EITHER.
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HA HA HA, DAN. LET'S BURN
THE WEIGHT OFF WITH HUMOR.
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LOOK AT YOURSELF.
YOU ARE TOO FAT!
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YOU'VE GOT
TO GO ON A DIET.
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YOU GO ON A DIET.
I'M GOING TO DINNER.
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YOU GOT
TO MOVE, DEEJ.
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MAKE ME.
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HOW ABOUT A KISS,
HOT STUFF?
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I'M OUT OF HERE!
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GO WASH YOUR HANDS.
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A LITTLE SUGAR-FREE,
MY PET?
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I'M SERIOUS, DAN.
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WE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE EATING
ALL THIS FRIED STUFF.
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YOU GUYS GOING
ON A DIET AGAIN?
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NO.
YES.
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SO I GUESS THIS MEANS WE'RE
GONNA HAVE ROAST CHICKEN FOR 3 NIGHTS
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UNTIL THEY GET BACK
TO REALITY.
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WE'RE GONNA LOOK BETTER,
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AND WE'RE GONNA
FEEL BETTER.
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WE WON'T EAT BETTER.
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YOU KNOW HOW
WE HATE BEING LIKE THIS.
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HEY, ROSEANNE,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE DON'T GO OUT A LOT.
WE DON'T HAVE A BIG HOUSE.
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FOOD IS THE ONE LUXURY
WE CAN AFFORD.
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WELL, FOOD AIN'T SUPPOSED
TO BE A LUXURY, DAN.
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I MEAN, IT'S SUPPOSED
TO KEEP YOU ALIVE.
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IT AIN'T SUPPOSED TO PROVIDE
ENTERTAINMENT VALUE.
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WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
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YOU THINK YOUR MOM
NEEDS TO LOSE WEIGHT?
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NO. I LIKE YOU MUSHY.
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YOU COULD STAND
TO LOSE A FEW, MOM.
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I DIDN'T
ASK YOU.
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I KNOW. DAD DID.
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WELL, YOUR DAD
REALLY SHOULDN'T TALK.
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MEN ARE SUPPOSED TO GET
HEAVY WHEN THEY GET OLDER.
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THEY ALL DO.
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BUT IT DOESN'T
LOOK GOOD ON WOMEN.
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WELL, THAT IS ABOUT
THE DUMBEST THING YOU'VE EVER SAID.
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AW, FACE IT.
YOU'RE BOTH TANKS.
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HEY, YOU STAY
OUT OF THIS.
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IT'S YOUR FAULT I GOT
FAT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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OH, RIGHT. LIKE I INVENTED
DOUBLE DUTCH CHOCOLATE.
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NO, BUT I GAINED 20 POUNDS
WITH THAT PREGNANCY.
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ME, TOO.
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20 POUNDS?
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OK, 40 POUNDS...
WITH EACH KID.
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ME, TOO.
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REMEMBER WHEN I WAS
THIN AND BEAUTIFUL?
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HONEY, YOU'RE
STILL BEAUTIFUL.
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YOU'VE HAD 3
BEAUTIFUL KIDS.
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WELL, I CAN'T USE THAT
AS AN EXCUSE FOREVER.
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SURE YOU CAN.
NO, I CAN'T USE THAT FOREVER.
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A COUPLE OF MORE YEARS, MAX,
BUT NOT FOREVER.
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BESIDES, I'M GOING
ON A DIET, DAN. I'M STARTING RIGHT NOW.
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GO. I'LL BE HERE
WHEN YOU GET BACK.
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THIS WHOLE FAMILY HAS GOT
TO START EATING BETTER, I SWEAR.
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THAT'S 'CAUSE I'M GONNA
START SHOPPING BETTER.
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'CAUSE THE WHOLE PLACE
IS FULL OF JUNK.
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LOOK AT THIS.
CHIPS, PRETZELS,
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MACARONI AND CHEESE...
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OOH, WE GOT MALLOMARS.
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THE KITCHEN'S FULL OF JUNK.
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THE KIDS HAVE GOT TO EAT.
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BUT WE DON'T HAVE
TO EAT JUNK.
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YEAH, WE DO.
WE NEED JUNK.
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DAN, LOOK AT YOURSELF.
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HEY, I GET MORE
EXERCISE IN ONE DAY
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THAN MOST GUYS DO
IN A WEEK.
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I'M OUT THERE
HAULING AND LUGGING AND PUSHING AND SHOVING.
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I'VE GOT GREAT
MUSCLE TONE UNDER HERE.
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FEEL THAT PYTHON.
GO ON. FEEL RIGHT THERE.
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I DON'T WANNA FEEL
RIGHT THERE.
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I JUST WANNA GET RID
OF SOME OF THIS JUNK.
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SHE'S FLIPPED, DAD.
HOSE HER DOWN.
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LISTEN. JUST 'CAUSE
YOUR PANTS ARE TIGHT ONE DAY
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DOESN'T MEAN
WE'RE GONNA THROW AWAY $40 WORTH OF GROCERIES.
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WELL, HEY, DRASTIC TIMES
ARE GONNA CALL FOR DRASTIC MEASURES HERE.
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I MEAN, I CAN
HARDLY GO ON A DIET
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HAVING TO LOOK AT All
THIS HORRIBLE, HIDEOUS,
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YET DELICIOUS FOOD.
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HERE. OUT OF SIGHT,
OUT OF MIND.
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ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
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NOW I'M GONNA FIX MYSELF
SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT.
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I BELIEVE WHAT
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
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IS IN THAT CABINET.
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Roseanne: YEAH, I THINK
I DID PRETTY GOOD TODAY.
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I HAD, LIKE, A REALLY
LIGHT BREAKFAST, AND THEN A REALLY LITTLE LUNCH.
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THEN I HAD THIS DIET SODA.
THEN I HAD SOME OF THESE CARROT STICKS OF DEBBIE'S
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FOR A SNACK,
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AND THEN
A REALLY LITTLE DINNER.
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THAT'S IT?
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THAT'S IT.
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YOU DID REAL GOOD, BABE.
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I DID DO GOOD.
HOW DID YOU DO?
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I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING.
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DAN, YOU HAD A GREAT BIG HUNK
OF MEAT LOAF FOR DINNER.
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I ONLY ATE HALF
THAT MEAT LOAF. I THREW THE REST IN THE GARBAGE.
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DAN.
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THAT'S HALF MY DINNER
IN THE TRASH.
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ALL RIGHT THEN.
HOW MANY SANDWICHES DID YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH?
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I HAD 2, BUT IT WAS THAT
SLICED CHICKEN, REMEMBER?
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DID YOU HAVE
THAT DIET SHAKE?
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AND I HAD A SHAKE.
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DIET SHAKE?
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I HAD A SHAKE.
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THE DIET SHAKE?
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IT WAS A CHOCOLATE SHAKE,
ALL RIGHT?
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I NEED A LITTLE SUGAR
IN THE AFTERNOON.
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ALL RIGHT.
I GUESS YOU DID GOOD.
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WE BOTH DID GOOD.
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YEAH.
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YOU KNOW, DAN, AS MY
REWARD FOR DOING GOOD,
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BOY, I AM GONNA
GO IN THERE
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AND TAKE A NICE, LONG,
HOT, PRIVATE BATH.
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BOY, I WOULD LOVE TO GET
10 MINUTES ALL TO MYSELF.
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AND YOU DESERVE ALL 10.
I'LL STAND GUARD AGAINST ALL INTRUDERS.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
OH, THAT'S PROBABLY SIS.
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YOU JUST GO IN THERE
AND TAKE YOUR BATH,
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AND I'LL TELL HER
TO CALL YOU RIGHT BACK.
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OK. THANKS, HONEY.
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[RING]
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[RING]
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10 MINUTES.
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YEAH, JACKIE,
I'LL TELL HER.
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YEAH, JACKIE. UH-HUH.
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UH-HUH.
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UH-HUH.
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UH-HUH.
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YEAH, JACKIE. UH-HUH.
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YEAH, JACKIE.
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YEAH, JACKIE.
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UH-HUH.
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UH-HUH.
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YEAH--NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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NO. IT'S JUST
A SMALL GREASE FIRE.
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OOH. [COUGHS]
IT'S OUT. IT'S OUT.
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YEAH, BAKING SODA.
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UH-HUH.
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UH-HUH.
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UH-HUH.
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JACKIE...OH, JACKIE,
I GOT TO GO.
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D.J. HURT HIMSELF.
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YEAH. TALK TO YOU LATER.
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UH-HUH.
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UH-HUH.
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AH HA HA! OH, JACKIE,
YOU--YOU'RE THE NUTTIEST.
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MM, MM, MM-HMM.
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MM-HMM.
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WELL, LOOK AT YOU!
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GOT TO GO.
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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THE VERY FIRST WEEK YOU
AGREE TO GO ON A DIET, I CATCH YOU CHEATING.
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EXCUSE ME. YOU AGREED
TO GO ON A DIET.
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OH! OW!
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OW.
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OH, ICE CREAM HEADACHE.
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BRAIN FREEZE, HUH?
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WELL, YOU DESERVE IT.
YOU GO HAVE SOME WARM TAP WATER.
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I DON'T EVEN
BELIEVE YOU, DAN.
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YOU DID SAY YOU'D
DO THIS WITH ME.
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YOU SAID THAT,
AND DON'T TRY TO DENY IT.
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AND YOU WERE CHEATING
JUST THEN, TOO, WEREN'T YOU?
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DON'T TRY
TO DENY THAT EITHER.
231
00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:13,866
YOU DID SAY
WE'LL GO ON A DIET,
232
00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:16,869
AND IF WE ARE GONNA DIET,
I SAY LET'S STICK TO THE DIET.
233
00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:19,371
EATING POTATO CHIPS
ISN'T GONNA HELP ANYTHING.
234
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:21,373
WHO'S EATING
POTATO CHIPS?
235
00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:22,374
WHAT?
236
00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:25,377
YOU SAID POTATO CHIPS.
WHO'S EATING POTATO CHIPS?
237
00:12:25,377 --> 00:12:26,745
I MEANT ICE CREAM.
238
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,647
BUT YOU SAID
POTATO CHIPS.
239
00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:30,149
I CAN'T EVEN
BELIEVE YOU, DAN.
240
00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:33,151
DON'T YOU TRY TO TURN
THIS THING AROUND ON ME.
241
00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:36,855
I WANNA SEE WHAT'S
GOING ON IN THIS BATHROOM.
242
00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,766
GOOD MORNING.
All: GOOD MORNING.
243
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,234
I BROUGHT BREAKFAST.
244
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:50,135
YAY!
245
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,505
YOU'RE RIGHT, ROSEANNE.
THIS IS THE BEST BAKERY.
246
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:56,809
I MEAN, THESE DOUGHNUTS
ARE THE CAKIEST.
247
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:59,144
ROSEANNE, YOU'RE STILL
NOT EATING ANYTHING?
248
00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:00,646
NO.
249
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:01,647
YOU SURE?
250
00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:03,148
YEAH.
251
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,650
I'M NOT EVEN HUNGRY.
252
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,652
WELL, YOU HAVE
TO EAT SOMETHING.
253
00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:08,520
HOW ABOUT A BRAN MUFFIN?
254
00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:11,657
NO. NO. I'VE BEEN GOOD
FOR A WEEK NOW.
255
00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:14,426
ONE LITTLE MUFFIN'S
NOT GOING TO HURT YOU.
256
00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:17,429
ARTHUR ATE BRAN
EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE.
257
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:22,434
SO I BET HE HAD
A PRETTY CLEAN COLON.
258
00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:24,836
YES, HE DID.
259
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,973
I LIKE THAT IN A MAN.
260
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,309
NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING
TO BE CAREFUL, BUT...
261
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,812
YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT TOLD ME
262
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,282
I SHOULDN'T HIDE
UNDER ALL THE EXTRA WEIGHT.
263
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,718
WELL, OF COURSE
I DID, BUT YOU CAN'T STARVE YOURSELF, ROSEANNE.
264
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:42,488
MAYBE JUST A HALF.
265
00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:45,623
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU NEED
TO KEEP YOUR ENERGY UP.
266
00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:49,461
I'M NOT EVEN HUNGRY.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M EATING THIS THING.
267
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,463
HABIT.
268
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:57,469
YOU KNOW, WHEN I NEED
TO LOSE A FEW INCHES, I EXERCISE.
269
00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:58,970
YEAH. IT'S THE BEST.
270
00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:01,473
WHEN I EXERCISE,
I GET SO RELAXED.
271
00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:03,341
IT'S LIKE
I ACTUALLY ZONE OUT.
272
00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:05,210
YOU? ZONE OUT?
273
00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:07,812
NO, REALLY.
274
00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:09,314
I DO STRETCHING FIRST,
275
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,817
THEN 20 MINUTES
OF LOW-IMPACT AEROBICS
276
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:13,819
TO GET MY HEART RATE UP,
277
00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:16,321
THEN A HALF HOUR OF TONING
ALL MY PROBLEM ZONES.
278
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:19,091
IT'S REALLY MADE
A DIFFERENCE IN MY LIFE.
279
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,359
YOU KNOW WHAT'S
GREAT EXERCISE?
280
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,863
DODGING MACHINE-GUN
FIRE ON A BEACH.
281
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:27,932
YEAH, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
YOU GET ALL SWEATY,
282
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:30,936
THEN YOU COULD JUST DIVE
RIGHT INTO THE OCEAN.
283
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:33,305
I KNOW. IT'S SO REFRESHING.
284
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,673
HEY, IRIS,
285
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:37,175
HOW COME YOU'RE
ALL THE TIME
286
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:38,677
MAKING THESE
DEMENTED COMMENTS
287
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:41,179
ABOUT BEING BLOWN AWAY
AND STUFF?
288
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,181
THE TRUTH?
289
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,182
YEAH.
290
00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:46,184
I'M SHELL-SHOCKED.
291
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:48,187
COME ON.
292
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,488
HEY.
293
00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:52,991
I STAND HERE ALL DAY
LISTENING TO WOMEN BELLYACHE.
294
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,493
IT'S MY WAY OF SAYING,
295
00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:59,464
"SHUT UP, OR I'LL TURN
YOUR HAIR INTO A BONSAI TREE."
296
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:01,933
YOU KNOW, ROSEANNE, IF YOU
WOULD EXERCISE EVERY DAY
297
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:03,935
AND GET YOUR
METABOLISM GOING,
298
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:05,703
YOU COULD EAT
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
299
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,973
I COULD EAT
ANYTHING I WANT.
300
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,476
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'D IMPROVE YOUR CIRCULATION.
301
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:13,979
YOU'D HAVE MORE ENERGY
DURING THE DAY.
302
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:16,348
I COULD EAT
ANYTHING I WANT?
303
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:17,716
HALF-HOUR WALK
EVERY MORNING
304
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:20,218
WOULD GET YOU INTO GOOD
PHYSICAL CONDITION.
305
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:22,087
AND HELP SUPPRESS
YOUR APPETITE.
306
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,456
I COULD EAT
ANYTHING I WANT?
307
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,503
THERE'S ALREADY SUGAR
IN THAT CEREAL, D.J.
308
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,004
TOUGH NOOGIE.
309
00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:40,839
YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
EAT MORE FRUIT.
310
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:42,140
I DON'T LIKE FRUIT.
311
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:45,143
THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR HEAD
LOOKS LIKE AN APPLE.
312
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:46,644
WHERE'S MOM AND DAD?
313
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:48,614
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE THEY'RE STILL ASLEEP.
314
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,116
Jackie: ANYBODY HOME?
315
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,517
JACKSON.
MORNING.
316
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,219
THEY WEREN'T IN THERE.
WHAT UP, JACK?
317
00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:56,788
HI. WHERE'S YOUR MOM?
I'M SUPPOSED TO GIVE HER A RIDE TO WORK.
318
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,290
NO CLUE.
319
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,292
I JUST CHECKED
THEIR BEDROOM, AND NOBODY'S HERE.
320
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,794
AH. PROBABLY
OUT WALKING.
321
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,295
YEAH. RIGHT.
322
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:06,298
NO. YOUR MOM SAID THAT THEY
WERE GONNA START WALKING EVERY MORNING.
323
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,799
I THINK THAT'S GREAT.
324
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,301
YOU WANT SOME TOAST?
325
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,802
YEAH. THANKS. BUTTER?
326
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,304
IN THE FRIDGE.
327
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:18,076
AUNT JACKIE,
HOW COME MOM IS SO HEAVY AND YOU'RE SO THIN?
328
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:20,245
GENETICS.
329
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,649
OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD!
330
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:28,486
BUT IT'S NOT ALL GENETICS.
331
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,489
A LOT OF
HOW MUCH YOU WEIGH
332
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,391
DEPENDS ON IF YOU
WERE A HEAVY KID,
333
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,260
'CAUSE, UH,
334
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:38,763
THAT'S WHEN ALL YOUR
FAT CELLS ARE FORMED,
335
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,265
YOU KNOW.
336
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:41,766
AND THEN, YOU ONLY HAVE
337
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,769
A CERTAIN NUMBER
OF FAT CELLS IN YOUR BODY,
338
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:48,607
AND THEY EITHER
GET BIGGER OR SMALLER
339
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:50,375
FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE.
340
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:53,278
BUT I DON'T THINK YOU GUYS
ARE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM
341
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:54,712
'CAUSE YOU'RE ALL
PRETTY THIN.
342
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,083
BUT MOM WASN'T A HEAVY KID.
YOU GUYS WERE BOTH THE SAME--
343
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,052
IT'S JUST A THEORY, OK?
344
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:02,054
PLUS THERE'S ALSO
THE ENVIRONMENT,
345
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,890
AND THERE'S
BEING PREGNANT THREE TIMES
346
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,224
AND HAVING KIDS AROUND
347
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:10,662
WHO NEED TO EAT CONSTANTLY
AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY.
348
00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:15,166
AND THERE'S ALSO EXTRA TARTAR
SAUCE ON HER FISH STICKS
349
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:18,203
AND EXTRA MAYO
ON HER ROAST BEEF
350
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:21,439
AND EXTRA ROAST BEEF
ON HER KAISER ROLL.
351
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:27,613
SO BASICALLY YOU'RE SAYING
MOM JUST EATS A LOT.
352
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,448
NO. NO.
353
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,950
WELL, YEAH. YEAH.
354
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:34,719
BUT, LOOK,
SHE'S OUT EXERCISING.
355
00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:36,988
SHE'S NOT EXERCISING.
YOU SAID SHE'S WALKING.
356
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:42,494
YOU KNOW,
357
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:45,997
A JOURNEY
OF A THOUSAND MILES
358
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,500
BEGINS WITH ONE STEP.
359
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:54,573
AWESOME. DID YOU
MAKE THAT UP?
360
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:55,907
UH-HUH.
361
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,212
[COUGHING]
362
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,714
DAN, HOW'S THE WALK?
363
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:04,716
GREAT.
364
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:06,217
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
365
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,320
TO PICK UP YOUR MOM.
366
00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:17,329
WELL, DAN, I WAS
PRETTY GOOD TODAY.
367
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:18,596
ME, TOO, BABE.
368
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:22,367
YEAH, I THINK THAT WALKING
STUFF IS REALLY HELPING
369
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,335
'CAUSE I DON'T EVEN
FEEL HUNGRY.
370
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,804
WHY DON'T YOU COME HERE
AND SIT DOWN AND JOIN THE FAMILY, BABE.
371
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:28,640
YOU KNOW, ORDINARILY
RIGHT NOW,
372
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,510
I'D SURE BE IN THE MOOD
FOR SOMETHING SWEET,
373
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,012
BUT...
NOT EVEN INTERESTED.
374
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:37,515
Man: SAY, WHEN WAS
THE LAST TIME
375
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:39,518
YOU TASTED
REAL BUTTERSCOTCH?
376
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:43,655
CREAMY, SMOOTH BUTTERSCOTCH
WITH WALNUTS,
377
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:46,658
SURROUNDED BY DELICIOUS
MILK CHOCOLATE.
378
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:50,162
HAVE A YUMMY BAR.
YOU DESERVE IT.
379
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,066
YOU OK?
380
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,502
YEAH, YEAH. I JUST...
381
00:18:57,503 --> 00:19:01,373
I'M...I'M GOING
TO GET A DIET SODA.
382
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:04,376
Woman: THIS WEEK ONLY
AT THE KING'S TABLE--
383
00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:07,178
OUR FAMOUS
SURF 'N' TURF PLATTER,
384
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:09,480
WHICH INCLUDES A 10-OUNCE
CHARBROILED FILET MIGNON,
385
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:13,318
A 10-OUNCE MAINE LOBSTER
TAIL WITH DRAWN BUTTER,
386
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,620
AND STEAK FRIES
OR CREAMED SPINACH,
387
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,623
ALL FOR ONLY 8.99.
388
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:20,626
Man: AT BUCKY BURGERS,
OUR BURGERS ARE FLAME-BROILED.
389
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:23,462
EVEN THE BACON WE PUT
ON OUR CHEESEBURGERS
390
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:24,796
IS FLAME-BROILED.
391
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:29,066
AND WE USE REAL CHEESE,
AND ALL OUR BUNS ARE TOASTED.
392
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:31,469
SO BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY
TO BUCKY BURGERS.
393
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:34,372
I'M HUNGRY!
394
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:35,773
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
395
00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:38,276
I HAVEN'T HAD ONE THING.
I CAN'T TAKE IT!
396
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:39,778
DON'T DO IT, ROSEANNE.
DON'T DO IT.
397
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:41,279
I WANT ONE COOKIE!
398
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,282
I'LL WALK
AN EXTRA MILE TOMORROW.
399
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:44,783
YOU'LL HATE YOURSELF
TONIGHT!
400
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:47,786
I'LL WALK 2 MILES
FOR ONE COOKIE!
401
00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:49,287
DARLENE, WHERE'S
THOSE MALLOMARS?
402
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,289
FREEZER.
403
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:56,962
I THOUGHT
YOU SAID ONE.
404
00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:58,463
I GOT ONE FOR YOU.
405
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:01,299
I DON'T WANT IT,
AND NEITHER DO YOU.
406
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,102
OH, YES, I DO, DAN!
I DO! TRUST ME! I DO!
407
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:05,603
ROSEANNE!
408
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:10,108
NOW, NOBODY SAID THIS
WAS GONNA BE EASY,
409
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:12,110
AND IT'S NOT GONNA BE.
410
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:13,611
FOOD'S A TOUGH
THING TO BEAT.
411
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:15,614
IT'S EVERYWHERE.
YOU CAN HEAR IT. YOU CAN SMELL IT.
412
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:18,316
HELL, IF YOU WANT TO,
YOU CAN TASTE IT.
413
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:21,820
BUT WHEN THAT BIG
CALORIE COUNTER IN THE SKY
414
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,321
LOOKS DOWN IN HIS BOOK,
415
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:26,625
I WANT US TO DO HIM PROUD.
416
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,627
THERE'S GONNA
BE CALORIES.
417
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,629
THERE'S GONNA
BE CARBOHYDRATES.
418
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:32,931
BUT IT'S OUR JOB
TO KEEP 'EM DOWN,
419
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,733
PUSH 'EM BACK,
HOLD 'EM TO 3, AND FORCE A TURNOVER.
420
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,735
BUT WE CAN'T
EAT TURNOVERS!
421
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,070
WE CAN'T EVEN
HAVE POP TARTS!
422
00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:39,337
WE GOT TO ZIG.
WE GOT TO ZAG.
423
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,273
WE'RE GONNA STICK
AND MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.
424
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:42,274
WE'RE THE UNDERDOGS
IN THIS GAME,
425
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:43,775
BUT RIGHT NOW
WE'RE WINNING, SEE.
426
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,276
BUT REMEMBER,
427
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:48,079
THE FINAL SCORE--
IT'S UP TO US.
428
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:49,781
IT'S UP TO US.
429
00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:51,616
IT'S UP TO US.
430
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:54,586
OH, THAT WAS
VERY INSPIRING, DAN.
431
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,590
NOW, GIVE ME THOSE COOKIES!
432
00:20:58,590 --> 00:20:59,591
BECKY!
433
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,093
BECKY, CALL VIC
AND RITA NEXT DOOR!
434
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,032
WELL, I PUT IT BACK, COACH.
435
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,234
WAY TO GO, 37.
436
00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:11,002
I DIDN'T EAT NOTHING.
437
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:15,507
BOY, BUT I COULD SURE GO
438
00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:19,010
FOR SEEING THAT BUCKY
BURGER COMMERCIAL AGAIN.
439
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,486
YOU GUYS WERE WALKING
FOR AN HOUR.
440
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,922
THE OLYMPICS ARE
ONLY 2 YEARS AWAY.
441
00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:34,425
THEN YOU STILL HAVE TIME.
WHAT EVENT?
442
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:35,927
CHILD THROWING.
443
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:40,665
MAYBE I SHOULD
START GETTING UP AND WALKING WITH YOU GUYS.
444
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:41,966
ME, TOO.
445
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,769
NO, NO.
THESE WALKS ARE PRIVATE.
446
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:48,273
OOH. DO YOU GUYS MAKE OUT
WHILE YOU'RE WALKING?
447
00:21:48,273 --> 00:21:49,607
Roseanne: DAN!
448
00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:50,842
WHAT?
449
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,245
THEY FIT! THEY FIT!
450
00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:55,180
HEY!
451
00:21:57,416 --> 00:22:00,786
NOW LET ME TRY 'EM ON.
452
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,554
YOU KNOW, I'M SO HAPPY.
453
00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:04,055
I KNOW. I DID IT.
454
00:22:04,556 --> 00:22:06,057
IT'S NOT THAT MUCH
OR NOTHING.
455
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,059
IT'S A SMALL THING.
456
00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:09,961
BUT MY PANTS FIT, AND I FEEL
REALLY GOOD ABOUT IT.
457
00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:12,163
BUT, YOU KNOW,
IF I COULD DO THIS GOOD,
458
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,166
MAYBE I CAN DO EVEN BETTER.
459
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,668
MAYBE WE REALLY CAN
EXERCISE EVERY DAY,
460
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,169
AND MAYBE I REALLY CAN
LOSE SOME MORE WEIGHT.
461
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,539
I FEEL GREAT!
THAT'S GREAT, BABE.
462
00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:22,474
YOU KNOW, I HAVE TIME.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?
463
00:22:22,974 --> 00:22:24,475
I'M GONNA WALK TO WORK.
464
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:25,777
YOU'RE KIDDING.
465
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:27,145
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
I'M REALLY WALKING TO WORK.
466
00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:29,648
I THINK IT'S ABOUT
2 1/2 MILES, RIGHT?
467
00:22:30,148 --> 00:22:32,150
WE PROBABLY WALKED FARTHER
THAN THAT THIS MORNING.
468
00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:34,152
EASY.
469
00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:37,155
YEAH. MAYBE I CAN, LIKE,
WALK HOME FROM WORK, TOO. I CAN DO THAT EVERY DAY.
470
00:22:37,155 --> 00:22:40,658
THAT WOULD BE, LIKE,
AN EXTRA 5 MILES A DAY.
471
00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:41,660
GO FOR IT.
472
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,061
I'M GONNA DO IT.
473
00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:44,462
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
474
00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:45,964
BYE, MOM.
BYE, MOM.
475
00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:47,466
BYE, MOMMY.
476
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:49,468
THAT'S GREAT.
THAT IS REALLY GREAT.
477
00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:50,902
I'M REALLY PROUD
OF YOUR MOM.
478
00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:52,804
OOH! IT'S, LIKE,
13 DEGREES OUT THERE.
479
00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:55,307
I'M NOT WALKING TO WORK.
480
00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:58,310
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CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--
481
00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:01,279
4.
482
00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:03,781
1, 2,
483
00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:05,784
3, 4.
484
00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:10,789
CHEST, BACK, TORSO.
1, 2, 3, 4.
485
00:23:10,789 --> 00:23:13,291
1, 2,
486
00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:15,794
3, 4.
487
00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:18,296
1, 2,
488
00:23:18,296 --> 00:23:20,298
3, 4.
489
00:23:20,298 --> 00:23:23,167
AND 1, 2,
TWO MORE.
490
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:25,170
3, 4.
491
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:27,772
TOGETHER, APART,
492
00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:29,775
DOWN, AND UP.
493
00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:31,409
TOGETHER, APART,
DOWN, AND UP.
494
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,812
AND FINISH. SEE,
YOU DID FEEL IT, RIGHT?
495
00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:36,748
OH! YEAH. CAN'T MOVE.
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