subtitlecat.com

All language subtitles for Ralph Breaks the Internet.2018.

Afrikaans

Akan

Albanian

Amharic

Arabic

Armenian

Azerbaijani

Basque

Belarusian

Bemba

Bengali

Bihari

Bosnian

Breton

Bulgarian

Cambodian

Catalan

Cebuano

Cherokee

Chichewa

Chinese (Simplified)

Chinese (Traditional)

Corsican

Croatian

Czech

Danish

Dutch Download

English Download

Esperanto

Estonian

Ewe

Faroese

Filipino

Finnish

French Download

Frisian

Galician

Georgian

German

Greek

Guarani

Gujarati

Haitian Creole

Hausa

Hawaiian

Hebrew Download

Hindi Download

Hmong

Hungarian

Icelandic

Igbo

Indonesian Download

Interlingua

Irish

Italian Download

Japanese Download

Javanese Download

Kannada

Kazakh

Kinyarwanda

Kirundi

Kongo

Korean

Krio (Sierra Leone)

Kurdish

Kurdish (Soranî)

Kyrgyz

Laothian

Latin

Latvian

Lingala

Lithuanian

Lozi

Luganda

Luo

Luxembourgish

Macedonian

Malagasy

Malay Download

Malayalam

Maltese

Maori

Marathi

Mauritian Creole

Moldavian

Mongolian

Myanmar (Burmese)

Montenegrin

Nepali Download

Nigerian Pidgin

Northern Sotho

Norwegian

Norwegian (Nynorsk)

Occitan

Oriya

Oromo

Pashto

Persian Download

Polish Download

Portuguese (Brazil)

Portuguese (Portugal)

Punjabi

Quechua

Romanian

Romansh

Runyakitara

Russian

Samoan

Scots Gaelic

Serbian

Serbo-Croatian

Sesotho

Setswana

Seychellois Creole

Shona

Sindhi

Sinhalese

Slovak

Slovenian

Somali

Spanish Download

Spanish (Latin American)

Sundanese

Swahili

Swedish

Tajik

Tamil

Tatar

Telugu

Thai

Tigrinya

Tonga

Tshiluba

Tumbuka

Turkish Download

Turkmen

Twi

Uighur

Ukrainian

Urdu

Uzbek

Vietnamese

Welsh

Wolof

Xhosa

Yiddish

Yoruba

Zulu

Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:12,671 --> 00:00:14,180 Okay, my turn, my turn. 3 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,840 - Umm, I got one. - Great. 4 00:00:15,841 --> 00:00:18,708 Can you make it a little more challenging this time? 5 00:00:18,744 --> 00:00:21,219 Okay. Check this out. 6 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:25,029 I spy... with my little eye... 7 00:00:25,554 --> 00:00:29,153 something yellow... 8 00:00:29,187 --> 00:00:33,283 and round, and... it eats dots. 9 00:00:34,259 --> 00:00:36,564 - Seriously, Ralph? - Yeah, seriously. 10 00:00:36,565 --> 00:00:38,396 You're never gonna get it. 11 00:00:38,397 --> 00:00:41,315 Well, obviously, it's Pac-Man. 12 00:00:41,340 --> 00:00:43,401 No... that's not ob... Why is it obvious? 13 00:00:43,402 --> 00:00:48,237 Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots. 14 00:00:48,261 --> 00:00:51,557 I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. Boom! 15 00:00:51,577 --> 00:00:53,812 - I accept your apology. - Yeah, you're right, okay. 16 00:00:53,813 --> 00:00:57,243 - But, was it Pac-Man? - Yeah. You got me. 17 00:00:58,216 --> 00:01:00,351 Alright. Riddle me this, 18 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:04,345 do you or do you not think that Zangief waxes? 19 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:06,424 No way, look at the guy. He looks like a yeti! 20 00:01:06,425 --> 00:01:10,361 I dunno. I mean, if the fur were confined to his chest 21 00:01:10,395 --> 00:01:12,854 I might agree, but look at those two very specific 22 00:01:12,855 --> 00:01:15,299 tufts of shoe hair poking out of his boots. 23 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:18,326 That does not just happen, Ralph. That is a choice. 24 00:01:18,337 --> 00:01:23,240 You're totally right, kid! He's baby smooth everywhere else! 25 00:01:23,275 --> 00:01:27,302 - I rest my case. - My mind is blown. 26 00:01:27,312 --> 00:01:29,753 Let's go get a root beer. 27 00:01:30,248 --> 00:01:33,183 Ok, let's see what you got, kid. 28 00:01:33,285 --> 00:01:37,346 Ooh, nice one! Okay, I think I got one in the chamber. 29 00:01:40,292 --> 00:01:42,294 - Eww! Gross! - Thank you. 30 00:01:42,295 --> 00:01:45,354 - Hey, wanna sneak into Tron? - Doesn't that game have a virus? 31 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:47,815 No, I'm sure they've fixed it. 32 00:01:49,434 --> 00:01:54,134 - I'm gonna beat my speed record! - Hey! Wait for me! 33 00:02:02,447 --> 00:02:05,280 - Ralph? - Yeah? 34 00:02:05,283 --> 00:02:10,354 - I don't think they fixed the game. - Uh, no. 35 00:02:10,355 --> 00:02:16,305 Help! Hey, Tron? 36 00:02:16,361 --> 00:02:21,196 Anyone! Help! 37 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:25,636 Do you realize we're basically just, like, zeroes and ones 38 00:02:25,671 --> 00:02:28,765 floating around like we are just tiny specks of dust? 39 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:32,642 Like, doesn't the very nature of our existence make you wonder 40 00:02:32,678 --> 00:02:34,746 if there is more to life than this? 41 00:02:34,747 --> 00:02:38,649 Why would I wonder if there is more to life when the life I got is perfect? 42 00:02:38,684 --> 00:02:41,653 I mean, sure, it doesn't look so hot on paper, 43 00:02:41,654 --> 00:02:42,887 I'm just a bad guy from 44 00:02:42,888 --> 00:02:44,722 some old video game who wrecks a building. 45 00:02:44,723 --> 00:02:47,886 Yeah, and for 27 years I was a total zero without any friends. 46 00:02:47,893 --> 00:02:51,659 But now I got a best friend who just happens 47 00:02:51,697 --> 00:02:53,898 to be the coolest kid in the whole arcade. 48 00:02:53,899 --> 00:02:56,732 - Aw, thanks, Ralph. - Watch this. 49 00:02:59,271 --> 00:03:02,739 Home run! Alright, let's go watch the sunrise. 50 00:03:02,841 --> 00:03:05,224 Are you really saying that there is not 51 00:03:05,225 --> 00:03:07,679 one single solitary thing about your life 52 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:11,125 - that you would change? - No. Think about it. 53 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,709 You and me get to goof off all night long. 54 00:03:13,719 --> 00:03:16,721 Litwak shows up, we go to work, we put on the hours, 55 00:03:16,722 --> 00:03:19,724 then the arcade closes and we get to do it all over again! 56 00:03:19,725 --> 00:03:22,660 The only thing I might do different in that scenario 57 00:03:22,695 --> 00:03:24,060 would be not having to go to work. 58 00:03:24,061 --> 00:03:27,546 Other than that, I wouldn't change a thing. 59 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:31,601 Hey, where'd the sunrise go? 60 00:03:31,603 --> 00:03:34,572 Alright. Let's get you plugged in. 61 00:03:35,707 --> 00:03:37,841 That's a plug in alert! 62 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:41,676 Litwak hasn't plugged in a new game in forever! Let's go see what it is! 63 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:46,742 Yeah! Excuse us, excuse us. Hey, Felix! Calhoun! What's getting plugged in? 64 00:03:46,784 --> 00:03:50,550 Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks it's gonna be a new pinball machine. 65 00:03:50,588 --> 00:03:52,556 What do you think, ladylove? 66 00:03:52,557 --> 00:03:55,651 I'll bet you a shiny nickel it's a blood pressure machine. 67 00:03:55,693 --> 00:03:58,043 Kids love those things. 68 00:03:58,630 --> 00:04:02,691 Please be a racing game, please be a racing game, please be a racing game. 69 00:04:05,637 --> 00:04:08,606 Whiffy? Or Wifey? 70 00:04:08,641 --> 00:04:10,807 Well, it's either whiffleball or an arranged marriage game. 71 00:04:10,808 --> 00:04:14,676 - It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi", Ralph. - Yeah, that's what I said. 72 00:04:14,679 --> 00:04:16,647 And Wi-Fi is the Internet 73 00:04:16,648 --> 00:04:18,815 which is an online community where human beings go to shop, 74 00:04:18,816 --> 00:04:22,547 - play games, and socialize. - Ooh, fun! 75 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:23,854 Oh no, it is not! 76 00:04:23,855 --> 00:04:28,758 That sign right there says "Wi-Fi", what it should say is "Die-Fi". 77 00:04:30,762 --> 00:04:34,789 That's a little humor there but seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at. 78 00:04:34,799 --> 00:04:38,530 It is new, it is different, and therefore we should fear it. 79 00:04:38,536 --> 00:04:41,699 So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work. The arcade's about to open. 80 00:04:41,806 --> 00:04:44,798 Figures! Finally get something new plugged in 81 00:04:44,842 --> 00:04:47,640 and we're not even allowed to go in there! 82 00:04:47,645 --> 00:04:51,775 - Totally not fair! - A new racing game would've been cool. 83 00:04:51,816 --> 00:04:54,751 - Something wrong with your game? - No, no. 84 00:04:54,786 --> 00:04:58,688 It's just every bonus levels been unlocked, I know every shortcut. 85 00:04:58,723 --> 00:05:02,625 - Man, I'd kill for even just a new track! - New track? 86 00:05:02,627 --> 00:05:05,596 - You already got, like, three choices. - Yeah, I know, 87 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:07,564 but don't you ever wish something new and different 88 00:05:07,565 --> 00:05:09,733 - would happen in your game? - Nope. 89 00:05:09,734 --> 00:05:13,120 Really? Well, agree to disagree. 90 00:05:13,121 --> 00:05:14,638 Wait, I don't wanna disagree. 91 00:05:14,639 --> 00:05:17,699 No, no, it's just a fancy way to say we don't have to argue about it. 92 00:05:17,742 --> 00:05:19,902 We're arguing? I don't want to argue! 93 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:23,291 Relax. Stop making it a thing, go to work. 94 00:05:23,292 --> 00:05:27,283 - I'll see you tonight, stench-vessel. - Alright. 95 00:05:30,755 --> 00:05:33,724 She wants a new track? I'll give her a new track! 96 00:05:37,595 --> 00:05:40,564 C'mon, Nafisa! Let's play Sugar Rush! 97 00:05:40,698 --> 00:05:44,600 Pick Vanellope, Swatti! She's got the best superpower. 98 00:05:44,602 --> 00:05:46,803 Yeah, the glitch! I love her! 99 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:49,773 Drivers, start your engines! 100 00:05:49,774 --> 00:05:52,607 You're gonna lose today, princess. 101 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:55,807 Well, yes, I am technically a princess, Taffyta. 102 00:05:55,847 --> 00:05:59,613 I'd rather you'd just think of me as plain old Vanellope, 103 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,718 the racer who is about to kick your butt. 104 00:06:01,719 --> 00:06:04,779 3, 2, 1, go! 105 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:25,734 - Right on cue. - Yeah. I love it when she glitches! 106 00:06:31,749 --> 00:06:35,617 Excuse me, I must've fallen asleep. Oh, fun, I'm winning. 107 00:06:45,763 --> 00:06:48,113 She's gonna love this. 108 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:51,243 Right on time! 109 00:06:53,771 --> 00:06:54,771 What? 110 00:06:54,772 --> 00:06:58,674 Looking for something new, and different? 111 00:06:58,676 --> 00:07:01,736 Then take this track! 112 00:07:01,746 --> 00:07:03,814 Oh, Ralph, you old son of a gun! 113 00:07:03,815 --> 00:07:06,613 I'd say I got a little time for a detour! 114 00:07:07,752 --> 00:07:10,619 Hey, look! I think I unlocked a new track! 115 00:07:10,655 --> 00:07:12,805 Never seen that before. 116 00:07:14,692 --> 00:07:17,525 This is awesome! 117 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:20,690 - Thanks, Ralph! - You're welcome! 118 00:07:20,798 --> 00:07:22,698 Get back up on the track, Swatti! 119 00:07:22,699 --> 00:07:27,335 - You're going to lose! - I can't! It's like it's driving itself! 120 00:07:31,709 --> 00:07:34,150 What is wrong with this thing? 121 00:07:42,687 --> 00:07:45,105 Oh, no! 122 00:07:46,624 --> 00:07:49,201 Ralph! 123 00:07:52,630 --> 00:07:54,731 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 124 00:07:54,732 --> 00:07:56,700 Kid! 125 00:07:56,701 --> 00:07:59,016 Oh, kid, I'm so sorry! Are you okay? 126 00:07:59,804 --> 00:08:04,503 What an amazing track! Thank you, Ralph! Thank you, thank you, thank you! 127 00:08:04,542 --> 00:08:05,742 You're welcome! 128 00:08:05,743 --> 00:08:08,610 You know I take my duty as your hero very seriously. 129 00:08:08,646 --> 00:08:11,774 Wait a minute. You took a serious doody where? 130 00:08:12,850 --> 00:08:16,650 Vanellope, get up here! We have a situation. 131 00:08:17,722 --> 00:08:22,523 Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope racer wasn't working and 132 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,620 - I think maybe I turned the wheel too hard. - Oh! 133 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,831 - I'm really sorry. - Oh, it's okay, Swatti. 134 00:08:27,832 --> 00:08:29,800 I think I can get it back on there pretty easily. 135 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:31,835 - What did you do, Ralph? - Nothing! 136 00:08:31,836 --> 00:08:33,703 Leave him alone, he's just trying to 137 00:08:33,704 --> 00:08:37,901 - make the game more exciting. - Yeah. Why don't you relax, Taffyta? 138 00:08:37,936 --> 00:08:40,769 - Litwak will fix it. - Alright. 139 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,611 - Oh! - Okay. It's still not a problem. 140 00:08:44,615 --> 00:08:45,682 He'll just order a new part. 141 00:08:45,683 --> 00:08:47,818 Well, I ordered the new part but the company 142 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:50,617 that made Sugar Rush went out of business years ago. 143 00:08:50,621 --> 00:08:52,235 I could try to find them on the internet. 144 00:08:52,236 --> 00:08:53,883 - Oh, good idea! - Yeah, me too! 145 00:08:53,884 --> 00:08:56,094 Good luck. You're only gonna be finding a needle in a... 146 00:08:56,095 --> 00:08:58,660 - I got one! On eBay! - Really? How about that? 147 00:08:58,696 --> 00:09:00,782 See? Those kids have it under control. They're 148 00:09:00,783 --> 00:09:02,732 just gonna get another wheel from the eBoy. 149 00:09:02,733 --> 00:09:04,701 Are you kidding me? How much? 150 00:09:04,702 --> 00:09:06,803 That's more than this game makes in a year! 151 00:09:06,804 --> 00:09:10,740 I hate to say it but my salvage guys are coming on Friday. 152 00:09:10,741 --> 00:09:14,643 It might be time to sell Sugar Rush for parts. 153 00:09:14,645 --> 00:09:16,780 Where's he going? He's... 154 00:09:16,781 --> 00:09:21,284 - Litwak's gonna unplug the game! - Go! Go, go, go! 155 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:32,558 Gang way! 156 00:09:35,566 --> 00:09:37,734 What are you people doing out your game, for Pete's sake? 157 00:09:37,735 --> 00:09:41,738 - The arcade is open! - Sugar Rush is getting unplugged! 158 00:09:48,613 --> 00:09:51,639 - We're homeless! - Yeah, we're homeless! 159 00:09:51,749 --> 00:09:53,683 Oh, what are we gonna do? 160 00:09:53,684 --> 00:09:57,745 Calm down! Calm down. Get a hold of yourself. 161 00:09:59,824 --> 00:10:02,554 Unplugging. 162 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,728 Good Lord, I haven't seen this many game-less characters 163 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:07,113 since Space Invaders went down. 164 00:10:07,765 --> 00:10:10,563 Where are we gonna live? 165 00:10:10,601 --> 00:10:12,702 You can stay here until the arcade closes, I guess, 166 00:10:12,703 --> 00:10:16,639 and then we'll figure out where the heck we're gonna put you all. 167 00:10:32,189 --> 00:10:35,283 Okay. Here we go. 168 00:10:35,325 --> 00:10:38,226 I raided Gene's fridge. Good news, he's got pie. 169 00:10:38,228 --> 00:10:40,707 I took a bunch of his pillows and junk too. I'm 170 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:43,291 thinking we make a fort out here. Or like a yurt. 171 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:45,751 Or, we could take these pillows and stack 172 00:10:45,752 --> 00:10:48,293 them right and we can make an igloo out of pillows 173 00:10:48,338 --> 00:10:52,138 like a pillow igloo, pigloo! Pigloo! 174 00:10:52,176 --> 00:10:57,204 So what do you think, kid? Fort, yurt, or the obvious best choice, pigloo? 175 00:10:57,214 --> 00:11:01,048 I can't believe I don't have a game anymore. 176 00:11:01,084 --> 00:11:04,144 I mean, like what am I gonna do all day? 177 00:11:04,254 --> 00:11:06,255 What? Come on, are you kidding? 178 00:11:06,256 --> 00:11:10,317 You sleep in, you do no work, and you go to Tappers with me every night. 179 00:11:10,327 --> 00:11:15,060 - I've literally just described paradise. - But I loved my game. 180 00:11:15,098 --> 00:11:18,192 Oh, come on., you were just bellyaching about the tracks being too easy! 181 00:11:18,235 --> 00:11:20,236 But that doesn't mean I didn't love it! 182 00:11:20,237 --> 00:11:26,107 Yeah, sure it was kind of predictable, but, still, I never really knew 183 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,177 what might happen in a race. 184 00:11:28,178 --> 00:11:33,115 And it's that, it's that feeling, that "not knowing what's coming next" feeling. 185 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:35,073 That's the stuff. 186 00:11:35,074 --> 00:11:38,178 It feels like life to me. 187 00:11:38,222 --> 00:11:44,058 If I'm not a racer, Ralph, what am I? 188 00:11:44,061 --> 00:11:47,267 - My best friend. - It's not enough. 189 00:11:47,394 --> 00:11:50,226 - Hey... - No, I just... 190 00:11:50,227 --> 00:11:53,058 I'm sorry. I know I'm being weird. 191 00:11:54,304 --> 00:11:58,297 I think that maybe I just need to be alone right now. 192 00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:03,079 Okay. 193 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:08,074 I'll meet you over at Tappers in a little while, I guess. 194 00:12:10,287 --> 00:12:14,223 Alright, now, we've found some good homes for so many of our chums 195 00:12:14,224 --> 00:12:17,091 from Sugar Rush, and we're just hoping a few more of you 196 00:12:17,094 --> 00:12:20,256 will open your doors and your hearts to those in need. 197 00:12:21,098 --> 00:12:25,125 I suppose that large green olive will fit in nicely with my decor. 198 00:12:25,168 --> 00:12:27,207 I'm a sour ball. 199 00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:29,272 Well, beggars can't be choosers, can't they? 200 00:12:29,273 --> 00:12:31,207 Come along, condiment. 201 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,649 Mmmkay. 202 00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:36,145 Marvelous! That just leaves the racers. 203 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:39,206 - We're like, adorable. - You sure are! 204 00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:42,293 So, any takers? 205 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,206 Anyone? 206 00:12:50,093 --> 00:12:54,052 Felix. I know we've never once talked 207 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,132 - about having a family before, but... - I know! 208 00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:58,292 It feels like the kind of thing you just jump 209 00:12:58,293 --> 00:13:00,269 into with both feet, and then made a plan! 210 00:13:00,270 --> 00:13:03,262 Felix and I will give them sanctuary! 211 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:07,683 Can I get a quick word with you two? 212 00:13:10,113 --> 00:13:12,281 Look, I get it, you've been married for 6 years, 213 00:13:12,282 --> 00:13:14,116 you're looking to spice things up. 214 00:13:14,117 --> 00:13:16,218 But, trust me, adopting 15 children 215 00:13:16,219 --> 00:13:18,120 is the wrong kind of spice. 216 00:13:18,121 --> 00:13:22,114 - Those things are basically feral. - Pardon me, sir, 217 00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:26,084 but those youngsters are lambs! Lost little lambs 218 00:13:26,129 --> 00:13:30,065 - in need of two kind, caring shepherds! - That's right. 219 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:33,092 Besides, how hard can parenting be? 220 00:13:33,136 --> 00:13:36,196 You treat the child like your best friend, you give them everything they want 221 00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,640 and you just love their little socks off! 222 00:13:38,641 --> 00:13:41,769 - Right, Tammy? - Darn tootin'. 223 00:13:46,783 --> 00:13:50,742 Hey, mom! Why does your lame TV only have 1 channel? 224 00:13:51,688 --> 00:13:55,199 Well? Hate to say I told you... Ow! 225 00:14:05,635 --> 00:14:09,435 - Hey, Tapper? - No, Ralph, I haven't seen Vanellope. 226 00:14:09,439 --> 00:14:12,431 Not since the last time you asked me 30 seconds ago! 227 00:14:12,475 --> 00:14:14,643 Sorry. I'm just worried about her. 228 00:14:14,644 --> 00:14:17,704 She's glitching like crazy and acting super insecure and 229 00:14:18,515 --> 00:14:23,452 Oh, get this. She said being friends with me wasn't enough for her. 230 00:14:23,653 --> 00:14:26,021 Not enough? I'm a great friend! 231 00:14:26,022 --> 00:14:29,856 - Right, Tapper? Right? - I'm sorry, who's acting insecure? 232 00:14:29,892 --> 00:14:34,761 Ralph, come on. The kid just lost her game. Give her a break. 233 00:14:34,997 --> 00:14:36,965 There you ar... 234 00:14:36,966 --> 00:14:39,833 - Hey, Ralph. - Hey, Felix. 235 00:14:39,836 --> 00:14:42,805 - Since when do you drink root beer? - Since tonight. 236 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:43,972 Yeah, I hear you, buddy. 237 00:14:43,973 --> 00:14:47,909 Hey, listen, this one was supposed to be for Vanellope. I guess you can have it. 238 00:14:47,910 --> 00:14:50,879 - Doesn't look like she's coming. - Thanks. 239 00:14:50,913 --> 00:14:53,939 You know, I can't help but think this whole mess is 240 00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:56,714 somehow, partially my fault. 241 00:14:56,753 --> 00:15:01,884 - It figures. Just when my life was perfect. - Mine was too! 242 00:15:01,924 --> 00:15:05,758 But, hey! Now I'm a father of 15! 243 00:15:05,762 --> 00:15:08,237 Isn't that just a blessing? 244 00:15:14,837 --> 00:15:17,448 Wait a minute. What did you just say, Felix? 245 00:15:17,974 --> 00:15:21,034 - Isn't that just a blessing? - No, that weird sound thing. 246 00:15:22,845 --> 00:15:24,780 Yeah! 247 00:15:24,781 --> 00:15:26,931 Say it again. 248 00:15:29,051 --> 00:15:31,201 Say it again! 249 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,950 - eBoy? - Yeah! 250 00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:38,026 What are you getting at there, Ralph? 251 00:15:38,027 --> 00:15:41,963 That kid out in the arcade said there was a steering wheel part in the internet 252 00:15:41,964 --> 00:15:46,867 in something called eBoy or... eBay! That's it, it was eBay! 253 00:15:46,869 --> 00:15:49,736 Ralph, are you thinking about going to the internet 254 00:15:49,739 --> 00:15:50,839 and fiding that part? 255 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,974 Getting that part's the only thing that's gonna fix the game 256 00:15:52,975 --> 00:15:55,842 and that's the only thing that's gonna make Vanellope happy again. 257 00:15:55,845 --> 00:15:59,838 And if Sugar Rush is fixed, those lovable scamps living in my house 258 00:15:59,882 --> 00:16:03,978 and destroying my sanity will have homes of their own again! 259 00:16:03,986 --> 00:16:07,854 Ralph, this is an important mission. A noble mission! 260 00:16:07,890 --> 00:16:09,991 - I will cover for you. - Thanks, pal! 261 00:16:09,992 --> 00:16:12,961 Ralph, what about your tab? You're only here for the root beer. 262 00:16:12,962 --> 00:16:16,022 Felix is gonna cover for me! Drinks on the house, everybody! 263 00:16:16,032 --> 00:16:18,211 Felix is paying! 264 00:16:30,246 --> 00:16:32,247 Ralph, what is wrong with you? 265 00:16:32,248 --> 00:16:35,397 Start churning butter and put on your church shoes, 266 00:16:35,422 --> 00:16:38,268 little sister, cause we're about to blast off! 267 00:16:38,988 --> 00:16:41,855 What are you even talking about? 268 00:16:41,858 --> 00:16:43,925 - Oh. We're going to the internet. - What?! 269 00:16:43,926 --> 00:16:45,861 Yeah, to find the part to fix your game. 270 00:16:45,862 --> 00:16:46,863 No way! 271 00:16:46,864 --> 00:16:48,029 Yeah, I probably should have just said we're going to the internet. 272 00:16:48,030 --> 00:16:50,931 - We're going to the internet! - Yeah, we are! 273 00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,902 Surge! Are we glad to see you! 274 00:16:53,903 --> 00:16:56,963 We want to report some malfeasants over by the Whac-a-Mole. 275 00:16:56,973 --> 00:17:00,932 Yeah, we saw some undesirables causing a real donnybrook over there! 276 00:17:00,977 --> 00:17:03,775 Oh, heck no, not on my watch! 277 00:17:03,813 --> 00:17:05,963 Appreciate the tip. 278 00:17:08,985 --> 00:17:12,183 So, all we gotta do is find this eBoy place. 279 00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,922 - eBay. - Right, eBay. 280 00:17:13,923 --> 00:17:15,971 So we go over there, get the steering wheel, 281 00:17:15,972 --> 00:17:17,893 have it delivered to Litwak before Friday, 282 00:17:17,894 --> 00:17:20,829 he'll fix your game, everything goes back to the way it was! 283 00:17:20,963 --> 00:17:22,030 Happily ever after! 284 00:17:22,031 --> 00:17:24,870 This is a shockingly sound, well thought-out 285 00:17:24,871 --> 00:17:28,737 - idea for you, Ralph, no offense. - I know, and none taken. 286 00:17:28,771 --> 00:17:34,721 Here it comes! Ladies and gentlemen, boy and girls, I give you the internet! 287 00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:38,013 Huh. 288 00:17:38,014 --> 00:17:42,747 The internet is not nearly as impressive as how Sonic described it. 289 00:17:42,785 --> 00:17:44,886 Yeah. I gotta admit, I'm underwhelmed. 290 00:17:44,887 --> 00:17:47,879 - Where do you think they keep their eBay? - Beats me. 291 00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:51,792 - Hello? Anybody here? - Anyone, hello? 292 00:17:51,827 --> 00:17:54,990 - We're looking for eBay! - You hear that, kid? 293 00:17:54,997 --> 00:17:57,864 Sweet echo! Check this out. 294 00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:06,773 Okay. Connect to network. 295 00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:12,982 Bingo. Password is "highscore", with a zero instead of O. 296 00:18:13,017 --> 00:18:17,851 Yes, and we are online. 297 00:18:27,997 --> 00:18:30,312 Ralph, look! 298 00:18:35,838 --> 00:18:38,171 That's a gremlin! Stay away, it's a gremlin! 299 00:18:38,172 --> 00:18:40,954 It looks like a tiny Mr. Litwak! 300 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:47,814 - Cool! Come on, Ralph, let's follow him! - Hey, wait for me! 301 00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:50,000 Kid, come back! Wait! 302 00:18:53,055 --> 00:18:55,405 Vanellope! 303 00:19:19,015 --> 00:19:20,815 Kid! 304 00:19:20,816 --> 00:19:24,752 - Ralph, isn't this great? - No, it is not! 305 00:20:07,396 --> 00:20:10,365 Sweet mother of monkey milk! 306 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,333 Kid, I don't think we're in Litwak's anymore. 307 00:20:14,336 --> 00:20:19,364 We certainly are not, friendo. We are in the internet! 308 00:20:19,408 --> 00:20:21,558 Come on, Ralph! 309 00:20:29,251 --> 00:20:32,379 Holy cow! Look at all this stuff! 310 00:20:33,355 --> 00:20:37,314 This is the most beautiful miracle I've ever seen. 311 00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:42,356 But it's so big. It goes on forever and ever. 312 00:20:42,364 --> 00:20:46,266 How are we possibly gonna find eBay out there, Ralph? 313 00:20:46,301 --> 00:20:49,327 Kid! Kid. Don't worry! I'm sure there's someone out here 314 00:20:49,338 --> 00:20:51,305 who could give us directions. 315 00:20:51,306 --> 00:20:52,440 Look at there, at that guy! 316 00:20:52,441 --> 00:20:54,508 He's got one of those hats that smart people wear. 317 00:20:54,509 --> 00:20:56,500 I bet he could help us. Come on! 318 00:20:56,501 --> 00:20:58,124 Welcome back to the searchbar, madam. 319 00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:01,025 I hope you are able to find a satisfactory breakfast burrito 320 00:21:01,049 --> 00:21:03,749 based upon the search results I have provided this morning. 321 00:21:04,273 --> 00:21:06,596 What can KnowsMore help you find now? 322 00:21:06,597 --> 00:21:09,120 Where can I find ballet... 323 00:21:09,121 --> 00:21:11,246 Ballet shoes? Ballet classes? Ballet folklorico? Ba... 324 00:21:11,247 --> 00:21:13,170 Tights. Girl, size small. 325 00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:16,371 Oh, little madam is trying ballet now, I see. 326 00:21:16,395 --> 00:21:19,045 I hope this last longer than the soccer phase. 327 00:21:21,937 --> 00:21:24,710 I found 23 million results for ballet tights, 328 00:21:24,735 --> 00:21:27,661 girl, size small. Isn't that interesting! 329 00:21:28,785 --> 00:21:31,485 Redirecting to "DesmondsTutus.com". 330 00:21:32,309 --> 00:21:35,201 They never say "thank you". Oh, hello, sir. 331 00:21:35,236 --> 00:21:38,211 Interesting, you don't seem to have a search history. 332 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:39,450 Well, let's start one for you. 333 00:21:39,451 --> 00:21:41,385 - What can KnowsMore help you find today? - Umm... 334 00:21:41,386 --> 00:21:43,320 - Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami? Uma Thurman? - No. 335 00:21:43,321 --> 00:21:46,222 Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack? 336 00:21:46,258 --> 00:21:48,572 - Err... - Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? 337 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:50,743 Urkel, played by Jaleel White? 338 00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:53,016 Looks like no-one put Humpty Dumpty together again. 339 00:21:53,017 --> 00:21:54,529 This guy's a little soft-boiled. 340 00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:57,522 I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say. 341 00:21:57,533 --> 00:22:01,526 Yes. I'm sorry, but my AutoFill's a touch aggressive, today. 342 00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:03,372 Let me try. 343 00:22:03,373 --> 00:22:05,882 eBay Sugar Rush steering wheel! 344 00:22:08,344 --> 00:22:10,545 Oh. I only found one result for your query! 345 00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:13,021 Hmm. Isn't that interesting! 346 00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:17,417 - What? How did you...? - Ah, the Internet's very intuitive. 347 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:21,322 - Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore! - Well, you're welcome. 348 00:22:59,529 --> 00:23:03,431 Guess we know where to go if we ever need a pair of goggles. 349 00:23:03,433 --> 00:23:05,434 There's a whole building full of 'em! 350 00:23:05,435 --> 00:23:08,046 Look, there it is! eBay! 351 00:23:15,511 --> 00:23:18,571 Ralph, we're really gonna do it. We're actually gonna save my game! 352 00:23:18,614 --> 00:23:22,345 Told you not to worry. We just gotta keep our eyes on the prize 353 00:23:22,385 --> 00:23:23,585 and stay focused. 354 00:23:23,586 --> 00:23:25,620 Get rid of belly fat using this one weird trick! 355 00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:27,822 I love weird tricks! 356 00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,824 Sassy housewives want to meet you! 357 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,893 - Congratulations, you're a winner! - Really? 358 00:23:31,894 --> 00:23:33,496 These 10 child stars went to prison! 359 00:23:33,497 --> 00:23:35,764 - Number 6 will amaze you! - That sounds interesting. 360 00:23:35,765 --> 00:23:38,825 Want to get rich playing video games? Click here to find out how! 361 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,735 - Ralph, come on! - There's a lot of cool stuff here! 362 00:23:41,737 --> 00:23:43,872 I'll be right here if you change your mind, brother! 363 00:23:43,873 --> 00:23:46,740 How about you, lady? Want to get rich playing video games? 364 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,814 Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up, 365 00:23:52,815 --> 00:23:56,808 a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten, bidding starts at 49.99... 366 00:23:56,819 --> 00:23:58,887 The beaver, the beautifully taxidermied beaver... 367 00:23:58,888 --> 00:24:02,881 ...19367, a gently used artificial hip. 368 00:24:08,798 --> 00:24:10,698 ...going once, going twice, and sold! 369 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,934 A tortilla chip shaped like international superstar, Beyonce 370 00:24:12,935 --> 00:24:15,904 - Knowles for 400. - Yay! So happy! 371 00:24:15,905 --> 00:24:18,738 Are you understanding how this game works? 372 00:24:18,741 --> 00:24:20,743 I think all you have to do is, like, yell out 373 00:24:20,744 --> 00:24:23,678 the biggest number and then you win this stuff? 374 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,847 And I thought Q*bert's game was weird. 375 00:24:25,848 --> 00:24:29,716 Hey, kid, hop up here and see if you could tell where they keep their steering wheels. 376 00:24:29,752 --> 00:24:33,828 There's a bunch of, like, sports member-abilia, 377 00:24:33,853 --> 00:24:36,715 big baby clothes called lingerie? 378 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:37,926 Go to the right. Move right. 379 00:24:37,927 --> 00:24:40,862 Oh, there's a row with a bunch of old video game junk. 380 00:24:40,863 --> 00:24:42,931 Oh, there it is! There it is, I see it! 381 00:24:42,932 --> 00:24:46,398 There's someone else trying to win it! Come on, hurry, let's go! 382 00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:49,171 We got 275, and with 30 seconds left in the auction, 383 00:24:49,172 --> 00:24:52,300 - we have 275. - Get out of the way! 384 00:24:52,342 --> 00:24:53,918 - I'll give you three... - I got 3. Can you 385 00:24:53,919 --> 00:24:55,377 give a 305? 305? Can you give a 3-5? 386 00:24:55,378 --> 00:24:56,119 305. 387 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,280 - 305. Give me a 310. Give me a 310. - 310. 388 00:24:58,281 --> 00:25:00,148 - 315. - 320! 389 00:25:00,149 --> 00:25:02,351 - 325. - Oh, man, this guy is good! 390 00:25:02,352 --> 00:25:04,539 He keeps coming up with numbers like it's nothing! 391 00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:06,254 I hear 3 and a quarter, do I hear 350? 392 00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:09,291 - 350? - Watch this. 1,000! 393 00:25:09,292 --> 00:25:13,160 - 1,000! Now we have a bid of 1,000! - Way to go, kid! 394 00:25:13,162 --> 00:25:15,263 - That is a huge number! - Thank you. 395 00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:17,332 - Check this out. 15,000! - 15,000? 396 00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:20,200 Do I hear 15,500? 397 00:25:20,236 --> 00:25:22,337 - 15,500! - 16,000! 398 00:25:22,338 --> 00:25:23,372 - 17,000! - 18,000! 399 00:25:23,373 --> 00:25:25,307 - 20,000! - 23,000! 400 00:25:25,308 --> 00:25:26,341 - 25,000! - 27,000! 401 00:25:26,342 --> 00:25:28,076 27,001! 402 00:25:28,077 --> 00:25:33,180 And sold! For 27,001 to the barefoot hobo in the broken overalls! 403 00:25:33,182 --> 00:25:35,217 - Hey! That's me! - We won! 404 00:25:35,218 --> 00:25:38,415 Congratulations! Here's your voucher for auction item 197324579. 405 00:25:38,421 --> 00:25:41,185 Please take it to checkout for processing. 406 00:25:41,324 --> 00:25:45,260 So, we are sent to ship one Sugar Rush steering wheel 407 00:25:45,261 --> 00:25:48,188 to a Litwak's Family Fun Land in Los Alamitios, California? 408 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,164 Yeah. 409 00:25:49,165 --> 00:25:52,259 With expedited shipping, that should arrive, Wednesday morning. 410 00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:55,293 That's two whole days before Litwak scraps your game! 411 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:58,205 - We're way ahead of schedule! - We rule! 412 00:25:58,207 --> 00:26:00,175 I'll just need a credit card number. 413 00:26:00,176 --> 00:26:04,306 - Sorry, what's a credi... a crehi car huher? - A credit, card, number. 414 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,214 Number. Right. 415 00:26:06,215 --> 00:26:08,283 - Uh, 7. - Excuse me? 416 00:26:08,284 --> 00:26:09,851 Sorry. No, you're right. 417 00:26:09,852 --> 00:26:13,845 - Ridiculous. I meant 11. - Those aren't credit card numbers. 418 00:26:13,856 --> 00:26:14,889 I'm pretty sure they are. 419 00:26:14,890 --> 00:26:17,654 How exactly do you intend to pay for this item, sir? 420 00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:20,686 - You owe $27,001. - Wha...? 421 00:26:20,729 --> 00:26:24,688 - Dollars? Dollars, like, money? - Yes. 422 00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:27,897 And if you don't have a credit card, we also accept PayPal, Verifone, 423 00:26:27,937 --> 00:26:30,701 ProPay, SquareCash, and BuzzyBucks. 424 00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:34,622 You're gonna laugh. Okay... 425 00:26:34,910 --> 00:26:39,364 So, this big galoot, he left his wallet at home. 426 00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:40,883 Yeah. Yeah. 427 00:26:40,884 --> 00:26:43,841 I did leave my wallet at home in my wallet room, and the door's locked. 428 00:26:45,721 --> 00:26:50,681 If you don't pay within 24 hours, you will be in violation of the unpaid item policy. 429 00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:52,727 You will forfeit the bid and you will lose this item. 430 00:26:52,728 --> 00:26:54,878 Next! 431 00:26:55,798 --> 00:26:58,824 Hey, buddy, you goin' to eBoy? Well, I got some free advice for you. 432 00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:01,632 Don't! What a scam! 433 00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:07,706 The signs aren't even real! 434 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,848 What the heck? 435 00:27:13,849 --> 00:27:16,096 Dang, internet! 436 00:27:21,657 --> 00:27:23,825 Hey, kid, what's wrong? 437 00:27:23,826 --> 00:27:26,818 If I don't have the steering wheel, I don't have the game! I'm game-less! 438 00:27:26,829 --> 00:27:31,766 There's only one steering wheel on the whole internet, and we blew our chance 439 00:27:31,767 --> 00:27:34,827 - to get it! - Hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down. 440 00:27:34,837 --> 00:27:36,771 We came here to save your game 441 00:27:36,772 --> 00:27:39,673 - and that's what we're gonna do. - Okay. 442 00:27:39,675 --> 00:27:41,825 - Okay? - Okay. Yeah. 443 00:27:41,877 --> 00:27:45,836 There you go. Now, look, all we gotta do 444 00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:48,782 is figure out a way to earn a little bit of moolah! 445 00:27:48,784 --> 00:27:52,618 We're video game characters, Ralph! We don't have moolah. 446 00:27:52,654 --> 00:27:55,646 Unless you can think of some magical way to 447 00:27:55,691 --> 00:27:58,109 get rich playing video games. 448 00:27:59,862 --> 00:28:01,896 Wanna get rich playing video games? 449 00:28:01,897 --> 00:28:05,788 - Click right here to find out how! - Back off, robber. 450 00:28:06,668 --> 00:28:08,903 - It's right this way. - Dang pop-up blockers! 451 00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:11,702 - Why does everybody gotta be so mean? - There he is! 452 00:28:11,707 --> 00:28:13,775 Oh, thank goodness you're still here! 453 00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:16,209 Me and my friend here, we got 24 hours 454 00:28:16,210 --> 00:28:18,679 to make 27,001 dollars or she loses her game! 455 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,649 Can you please tell us how to get rich playing video games? 456 00:28:21,683 --> 00:28:22,884 You bet! 457 00:28:22,885 --> 00:28:25,877 Come on... Click here and I'll take you to my website! 458 00:28:25,878 --> 00:28:27,328 Oh. 459 00:28:28,891 --> 00:28:32,019 You got, uh, ample carriage there, buster. 460 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,728 - Causing a little drag. - Sorry. 461 00:28:33,729 --> 00:28:36,350 - You're getting close to the edge. - Huh? 462 00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:38,525 You see... the edge! The edge! 463 00:28:40,669 --> 00:28:42,837 By the way, my name is J.P. Spamley. 464 00:28:42,838 --> 00:28:45,898 I'd like to welcome the both of you to the Spamley family! 465 00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:53,647 - Step into my parlor. - This is your website? 466 00:28:53,682 --> 00:28:54,816 I know what you're thinking. Not to worry 467 00:28:54,817 --> 00:28:57,877 because my antivirus guy was just as clean as a... 468 00:29:00,689 --> 00:29:01,856 Oh, my gosh, that's embarrassing. 469 00:29:01,857 --> 00:29:04,416 Anyway, I know it's a little mess. Hey, Gord! 470 00:29:04,893 --> 00:29:08,762 But, I do have a system here, I really do. If I could just find that. Gord! 471 00:29:08,831 --> 00:29:10,327 Just gotta find this list. 472 00:29:10,328 --> 00:29:11,823 Oh! There you are. 473 00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:14,803 These guys are looking to get rich playing video games. 474 00:29:14,838 --> 00:29:17,244 What do you... what do you got for them, partner? 475 00:29:25,647 --> 00:29:26,881 Thank you. 476 00:29:26,882 --> 00:29:30,716 Fishwife's Amulet, Wizard Quest, 3 dollars. 477 00:29:30,752 --> 00:29:34,813 Foxhole Hammer, Zombie Crusades, 5 dollars? 478 00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:38,662 Those there are some of your more common-place low-dollar items. 479 00:29:38,687 --> 00:29:40,895 Can you back up a sec, Mr. Spamley? 480 00:29:40,896 --> 00:29:44,696 You're saying, if we find the Golden Cleats 481 00:29:44,733 --> 00:29:47,702 from Pro League Soccer, we find those 482 00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:49,758 and bring them back here to you, and a human 483 00:29:49,759 --> 00:29:51,939 being in the real world will pay us 15 dollars? 484 00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:53,674 Yes, ma'am! 485 00:29:53,675 --> 00:29:55,877 Welcome to the exciting world of loot hunting! 486 00:29:55,878 --> 00:29:58,711 Folks go into games, they harvest the most coveted 487 00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:00,915 items, and they sell 'em on my web site 488 00:30:00,916 --> 00:30:02,917 to the highest bidder! 489 00:30:02,918 --> 00:30:06,718 Okay, and here's the thing. We need, like, a buttload of money. 490 00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:09,850 So do you have any more lucrative items, maybe? 491 00:30:09,874 --> 00:30:12,674 Gord! Gord! 492 00:30:12,828 --> 00:30:15,143 Oh, there you are. 493 00:30:15,797 --> 00:30:18,664 Thank you, buddy. You're such a nice guy. 494 00:30:18,667 --> 00:30:21,693 - Is $40,000 lucrative enough for ya? - Whoa! 495 00:30:21,770 --> 00:30:25,706 - It's more than enough! - Look, I got a guy in Des Moines, Iowa 496 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:28,801 who will pay 40 grand for Shank's Car 497 00:30:28,810 --> 00:30:30,811 from a game called Slaughter Race. 498 00:30:30,812 --> 00:30:32,780 - A racing game? - That's right. 499 00:30:32,781 --> 00:30:35,841 Slaughter Race is the most popular online racing game out there. 500 00:30:35,851 --> 00:30:38,911 - However, it's wicked dangerous. - We ain't afraid of danger. 501 00:30:38,954 --> 00:30:41,583 This kid is the best racer in the whole world! 502 00:30:41,608 --> 00:30:43,778 We'll get you that car, no problem-o. 503 00:30:43,779 --> 00:30:46,679 Slaughter Race! Enter at your own risk! 504 00:30:54,903 --> 00:30:57,770 This game is kind of amazing! 505 00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:01,842 The attention to detail is pretty impressive. 506 00:31:03,645 --> 00:31:06,325 I don't think I've ever been in a game with smog before. 507 00:31:07,749 --> 00:31:10,224 Nice kitty! Nice kitty! 508 00:31:13,889 --> 00:31:16,687 Let's just find Shank's car and get out of here. 509 00:31:16,712 --> 00:31:18,862 Agreed. 510 00:31:23,732 --> 00:31:25,700 - Look! There it is! - Whoa! 511 00:31:25,701 --> 00:31:30,312 That car is gorgeous! No wonder it's worth so much. 512 00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:35,675 Oh, shocker! Players. They beat us to it. 513 00:31:35,711 --> 00:31:40,671 31 hours of continuous gameplay, and we finally found Shank's car. 514 00:31:40,716 --> 00:31:45,676 - Let's jack this ride. - Oh yeah, DirtySocks. It's on. 515 00:31:45,687 --> 00:31:49,783 Jimmy! You're not playing that horrible video game, are you? 516 00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:52,658 No, grandma! I'm doing my homework! 517 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:55,653 Okay. Like I said, let's jack this ride. 518 00:32:01,559 --> 00:32:03,904 Well, well, well... 519 00:32:03,905 --> 00:32:08,740 While the cat goes away, these mice try to play. 520 00:32:10,246 --> 00:32:11,746 ♪ Shank! Shank! Shank! ♪ 521 00:32:11,747 --> 00:32:15,649 - Hey. I think that might be Shank. - Listen up, mice. 522 00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:18,744 Anyone who tries to play with this cat ride 523 00:32:18,754 --> 00:32:22,622 - is gonna get got! - You're going down, Shank. 524 00:32:22,724 --> 00:32:27,531 - Pyro. Give those punks the works. - With pleasure. 525 00:32:28,930 --> 00:32:32,832 - End of the road! - Gosh dang it! 526 00:32:32,834 --> 00:32:34,935 Now I gotta start all over! 527 00:32:35,186 --> 00:32:37,131 Ralph, maybe... 528 00:32:37,132 --> 00:32:41,022 - Wait, where are you going? - I am scared. 529 00:32:41,026 --> 00:32:43,789 If we get burnt up in here, that's it, we're dead, we're gone. 530 00:32:43,814 --> 00:32:45,930 So I think we should get out of here right now. 531 00:32:45,931 --> 00:32:48,440 No, wait. I have an idea. 532 00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:53,328 - Hey, Shank? - What's up, Pyro? 533 00:32:53,338 --> 00:32:57,172 Do you reckon we're going a bit too hard on the players? 534 00:32:57,208 --> 00:33:00,302 Honestly, no. I don't. 535 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:06,261 Of course I have empathy for players like DirtySocks537 and BabeRaham_Linkin. 536 00:33:06,451 --> 00:33:10,410 But if we just let them win, where's the life lesson, you know? 537 00:33:11,222 --> 00:33:15,892 Yeah, but, to Pyro's point, I mean, those players worked 538 00:33:15,968 --> 00:33:18,328 - so hard to get here. - I hear you, Felony, 539 00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:20,364 but imagine a game without challenges. 540 00:33:20,365 --> 00:33:23,425 The same predictable thing every single time? 541 00:33:23,468 --> 00:33:25,886 - Who wants that? - Shank's right. 542 00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:28,486 You know, I just saw a really insightful TEDtalk, 543 00:33:28,487 --> 00:33:30,840 and I can't really remember what the guy said, 544 00:33:30,841 --> 00:33:32,976 it was more about how it made me feel, 545 00:33:32,977 --> 00:33:38,847 but I think ultimately the point was, I honor your choice, guys. 546 00:33:38,883 --> 00:33:42,717 - And we honor yours, Butcher Boy. - Thank you. 547 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,163 Hey, Shank. Did you ever wonder what it would be like 548 00:33:45,164 --> 00:33:47,424 - if someone actually did get your car? - Well, I know one thing. 549 00:33:47,425 --> 00:33:50,417 Whoever that is, will have to be the best of the rest. 550 00:33:51,229 --> 00:33:53,379 Hm? 551 00:33:54,332 --> 00:33:57,267 - Good day to you, madam. - Who are you? 552 00:33:57,268 --> 00:34:00,362 I'm here from the, uh, Department of Noise. 553 00:34:00,886 --> 00:34:05,208 And, the thing is, we've been getting some complaints down at HQ. 554 00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:06,810 Larry's the one who takes the calls. 555 00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:10,177 Anyways, someone told Larry that we've been hearing a lot of gun sounds... 556 00:34:14,252 --> 00:34:16,761 This is nice! 557 00:34:17,322 --> 00:34:19,865 Where have you been all my life? 558 00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:24,320 - ...so I came to check on things. - I'm sorry, who did you say you were again? 559 00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:25,588 Oh, I'm... Larry? 560 00:34:25,589 --> 00:34:28,345 Nah, you said Larry took the calls. 561 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:41,174 - Good job, Larry! - Yeah! Worked like a charm! 562 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:48,418 Are you kidding me? Someone got Shank's car? 563 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:50,734 And I need yours. Sorry. 564 00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:54,831 I'm just... I'm just gonna go. 565 00:34:57,228 --> 00:34:59,873 This is the worst day of my life! 566 00:35:00,331 --> 00:35:04,233 It's a shame we have to leave so soon. This game is cool! 567 00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:06,403 Just get us out of here so we can get this car to Spamley 568 00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:08,845 - And get paid. - No problem! 569 00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:14,753 Look at this guy coming in hot. 570 00:35:29,427 --> 00:35:33,386 You mess with the bull, you get the horns, little girl! 571 00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:39,845 You still have value, Butcher Boy. 572 00:35:42,838 --> 00:35:46,706 Oh, no! It's that Shank lady! She looks upset. 573 00:35:46,742 --> 00:35:49,251 Ah, don't worry, I will lose her. 574 00:35:58,921 --> 00:36:01,685 Kid, get back on the track or I'm gonna lose my cookies! 575 00:36:01,723 --> 00:36:04,715 There is no track! I can drive anywhere! 576 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,975 Kid, she's coming up right behind us! 577 00:36:20,976 --> 00:36:22,777 Oh, hello! 578 00:36:22,778 --> 00:36:26,737 - I believe you have something of mine? - Yeah, come and get it! 579 00:36:41,930 --> 00:36:44,348 This girl can drive! 580 00:36:53,909 --> 00:36:56,935 - Would you hurry up and lose her? - I'm trying! 581 00:36:57,980 --> 00:37:00,364 Hang on, chumbo! 582 00:37:19,801 --> 00:37:22,467 Mother of Hubbard, this lady can really drive! 583 00:37:22,705 --> 00:37:25,801 Kid, there's a fire! You see the fire there? That's a dead end! Dead end! 584 00:37:25,802 --> 00:37:26,808 Not for me! 585 00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:29,193 Bye-bye, Shanky! 586 00:37:31,413 --> 00:37:34,246 - That's the stuff! - Good job, kid! 587 00:37:34,283 --> 00:37:37,259 Oh, yeah! I feel like me again! 588 00:37:37,260 --> 00:37:39,693 One exit straight ahead! 589 00:37:56,472 --> 00:38:00,203 - You're not gonna lose me that easy. - How did you... 590 00:38:00,242 --> 00:38:03,211 - You might wanna keep your eyes on the road. - Kid! 591 00:38:10,486 --> 00:38:14,252 Yo! Department of Noise. Get out of my car! 592 00:38:14,256 --> 00:38:17,282 - Oh, man. What are we gonna do? - You just stay put. Don't panic. 593 00:38:17,326 --> 00:38:19,460 - I'm gonna talk to her. - Ralph, be careful. 594 00:38:19,461 --> 00:38:23,192 It's fine. This is what heroes do. 595 00:38:26,268 --> 00:38:28,743 I'm stuck! 596 00:38:30,206 --> 00:38:33,437 This car is not designed for a big boy. I'll tell you that. 597 00:38:33,475 --> 00:38:37,206 You guys really thought you could just steal my car? 598 00:38:37,246 --> 00:38:38,865 Well, let me tell you what's gonna happen now. 599 00:38:38,866 --> 00:38:39,380 No, wait! 600 00:38:39,381 --> 00:38:42,373 Listen. We aren't normally car thieves. 601 00:38:42,418 --> 00:38:45,319 My friend here, she's a candy cart racer. 602 00:38:45,354 --> 00:38:48,221 You should see her racing on her sweet little track 603 00:38:48,224 --> 00:38:50,801 in her cookie wafer cart we built together. 604 00:38:51,427 --> 00:38:57,377 The thing is, her perfect little game broke and it was... it was my fault! 605 00:38:57,433 --> 00:39:00,284 So, we are here to try to fix it and we need money to do 606 00:39:00,309 --> 00:39:03,235 that and someone was gonna pay us money to steal your car... 607 00:39:03,272 --> 00:39:06,298 Okay, okay. You can stop crying. 608 00:39:06,342 --> 00:39:10,210 Though I do respect your wonderful display of vulnerability. 609 00:39:10,212 --> 00:39:11,726 Thank you. 610 00:39:11,727 --> 00:39:16,173 I get it. I do. Friendship is everything to us, too. 611 00:39:16,218 --> 00:39:17,252 - Right, guys? - Word. 612 00:39:17,253 --> 00:39:19,487 - We're like family. - That's really great. 613 00:39:19,488 --> 00:39:23,322 - So does this mean we can keep your car? - Absolutely not. 614 00:39:23,325 --> 00:39:26,385 But I do wanna help. Hey, you got your phone on you? 615 00:39:26,395 --> 00:39:28,314 - You know it! - Let's make a video. 616 00:39:28,315 --> 00:39:30,498 Pyro! Hit big boy with the blowing gun. 617 00:39:30,499 --> 00:39:33,195 - I'd love to. - Wait, what's a blowing... 618 00:39:35,404 --> 00:39:38,271 Say something. First thing that comes to your mind. 619 00:39:38,295 --> 00:39:40,745 I'm gonna wreck it! 620 00:39:41,243 --> 00:39:44,178 Good! Alright. Turn it off. 621 00:39:46,248 --> 00:39:48,416 - What the heck did you do that for? - Yeah. 622 00:39:48,417 --> 00:39:51,284 There are much better ways to make money on the internet 623 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:56,223 than stealing cars, such as, becoming a BuzzzTube star. 624 00:39:56,225 --> 00:39:58,293 Am I supposed to know what that is? 625 00:39:58,294 --> 00:40:00,328 Oh, come on, now, everybody knows BuzzzTube! 626 00:40:00,329 --> 00:40:04,288 - It's the video sharing site. - I'm just... starting your account... 627 00:40:04,333 --> 00:40:06,301 Alright, there you go. 628 00:40:06,302 --> 00:40:10,238 If this thing goes viral, you can make a lot of money. 629 00:40:10,272 --> 00:40:14,174 A friend of mine, chick named Yesss, she's the head algorithm over there. 630 00:40:14,209 --> 00:40:16,411 Tell her I sent you. Yesss will hook you up. 631 00:40:16,412 --> 00:40:21,281 - Wow, that's very nice of you. - Not sure if "nice" is a right word. 632 00:40:21,283 --> 00:40:24,377 - Well, thank you. - I should be thanking you, little sister. 633 00:40:24,386 --> 00:40:29,252 - That race was fun. - Oh. Well, uh, thank you again. 634 00:40:30,292 --> 00:40:34,456 Well... Shank, what moves did you do to get through that tunnel of fire? 635 00:40:34,496 --> 00:40:37,431 Was it a power drift into a drift jump, maybe? 636 00:40:37,433 --> 00:40:39,334 Maybe. 637 00:40:39,335 --> 00:40:42,304 If you ever want to come back for a rematch, I'd be happy 638 00:40:42,338 --> 00:40:45,205 to kick your butt again. See ya. 639 00:40:54,450 --> 00:40:56,998 ♪ Shank! Shank! Shank! ♪ 640 00:40:59,421 --> 00:41:01,862 - Whoa. - Show-off. 641 00:41:03,325 --> 00:41:06,453 - That place was scary. - I know, it was so exciting! 642 00:41:06,995 --> 00:41:09,341 No, exciting is when you smile. 643 00:41:09,398 --> 00:41:10,731 Scary is when you clench your butt. 644 00:41:10,732 --> 00:41:12,133 And my butt is still clenched. 645 00:41:12,134 --> 00:41:14,781 Oh, come on, are you honestly telling me that Shank 646 00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:17,405 lady wasn't the coolest person you ever met? 647 00:41:17,406 --> 00:41:20,239 Cool? Name one cool thing about her. 648 00:41:20,242 --> 00:41:23,211 Let's see. She looks cool, she talks cool, she drives cool, 649 00:41:23,212 --> 00:41:25,313 - her hair is cool, her car is cool. - Wait a minute. 650 00:41:25,314 --> 00:41:28,249 - You're saying my hair's uncool? - What? No. 651 00:41:28,283 --> 00:41:30,418 I'm just saying the game was next level. 652 00:41:30,419 --> 00:41:33,354 There's no one telling you what to do, where to go. 653 00:41:33,355 --> 00:41:38,224 - Hey, just where do you thing you're going? - To BuzzzTube. It's this way. 654 00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:40,428 No, no, no, no, no, we're going back to Spamley's. 655 00:41:40,429 --> 00:41:42,363 He can give us some easier loot to find. 656 00:41:42,364 --> 00:41:45,197 No, we're supposed to see Shank's friend. 657 00:41:45,234 --> 00:41:47,807 Oh, come on. I don't trust that Shank one bit. 658 00:41:47,832 --> 00:41:48,769 Well I do. 659 00:41:48,770 --> 00:41:51,349 - Well I... - Hello, mister! 660 00:41:51,350 --> 00:41:54,319 - Who are you? - I'm your friendly eBay alert messenger. 661 00:41:54,343 --> 00:41:56,210 Huh. An actual eBoy. 662 00:41:56,211 --> 00:41:59,237 Just here to let you know your bid expires in 8 hours. 663 00:41:59,248 --> 00:42:02,308 8 hours? Okay, thanks, eBoy. 664 00:42:02,317 --> 00:42:04,318 You got it, Jackson. 665 00:42:04,319 --> 00:42:09,450 Chumbo, if we nickel and dime it with Spamley, it will take 20 years 666 00:42:09,458 --> 00:42:12,222 to make enough money to buy the wheel. 667 00:42:12,227 --> 00:42:15,355 Alright. Fine, we'll do it your way but I'm telling you right 668 00:42:15,397 --> 00:42:18,230 now that BuzzzTube place is a terrible idea. 669 00:42:26,241 --> 00:42:28,476 There are all kinds of videos in here. 670 00:42:28,477 --> 00:42:31,344 Yeah, like beavers and cats. 671 00:42:31,380 --> 00:42:33,764 Look! There's you! 672 00:42:37,352 --> 00:42:40,344 Wonder why those little guys are giving your video all those hearts? 673 00:42:40,355 --> 00:42:42,323 Obviously, they love me. 674 00:42:42,324 --> 00:42:44,292 I told you this place was a good idea. 675 00:42:44,293 --> 00:42:46,327 Yeah, I'm sure you did, doof. 676 00:42:46,328 --> 00:42:49,229 Now, who were we supposed to see about getting paid again? 677 00:42:49,231 --> 00:42:52,166 The head algorithm. Her name is Yesss. 678 00:42:52,201 --> 00:42:56,297 No. No. No. Uninspiring. 679 00:42:56,305 --> 00:42:57,338 ClichĂ©. 680 00:42:57,339 --> 00:42:59,340 YouTube's got this one. 681 00:42:59,341 --> 00:43:04,244 - Chewbacca Dad? Really? - Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom, 682 00:43:04,279 --> 00:43:06,314 - but it's a daddy. - No! 683 00:43:06,315 --> 00:43:10,251 Heyyo! Are you the head of Algor? 684 00:43:10,285 --> 00:43:15,313 I am the head algorithm of BuzzzTube, which means I curate the content 685 00:43:15,324 --> 00:43:18,316 at the internet's most popular video sharing site, 686 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,576 which means I don't have time to trifle with every shoeless, 687 00:43:21,601 --> 00:43:24,265 mouth-breathing hobo that trundles into my office! 688 00:43:24,266 --> 00:43:25,793 Call security, Maybe. 689 00:43:25,794 --> 00:43:29,227 Yes, but Yesss, this is the leaf blower guy. 690 00:43:29,804 --> 00:43:32,072 - Who? - The man with undulating jaws? 691 00:43:32,073 --> 00:43:35,941 - So? - His video has 1.3 million hearts. 692 00:43:35,942 --> 00:43:38,124 Well! 693 00:43:38,847 --> 00:43:41,975 Why didn't you tell me I was in the presence of a genius? 694 00:43:41,983 --> 00:43:43,917 Grab him a drink. 695 00:43:43,918 --> 00:43:46,887 Yeah, this lady named Shank, she actually made the video. 696 00:43:46,921 --> 00:43:49,378 She's the one who told us to come see you. 697 00:43:49,379 --> 00:43:51,024 No wonder your video's so dope. 698 00:43:51,025 --> 00:43:53,926 - Shank is for real cool. - Right? 699 00:43:53,928 --> 00:43:57,864 She is not. I'm the cool one, getting all the hearts. 700 00:43:57,866 --> 00:44:00,926 That's right, you big baby. 701 00:44:01,803 --> 00:44:04,966 - What did you say your name was? - Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph. 702 00:44:05,006 --> 00:44:10,034 Well, Wreck-lt Ralph, you are trending! And these are for you. 703 00:44:10,044 --> 00:44:15,994 Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts! 704 00:44:17,887 --> 00:44:22,017 Not to buzzcoat the lovefest you guys got going on here, 705 00:44:22,057 --> 00:44:27,791 but Shank kinda told us that viral videos can make, like, actual money? 706 00:44:27,796 --> 00:44:31,592 Hearts are money, honey. Your Buzzzy account converts hearts into dollars. 707 00:44:31,717 --> 00:44:34,836 - Kaching! - $43,000? 708 00:44:34,870 --> 00:44:38,863 - Kid, we only needed $27,001. We're done! - Oh, no, no, no. 709 00:44:38,874 --> 00:44:45,927 - No. That's $43. - 43? That's not even half of 27,001. 710 00:44:46,782 --> 00:44:49,910 We only have 8 hours left to save my game. 711 00:44:49,952 --> 00:44:52,921 I hate to say it, but, that ain't happening. 712 00:44:52,955 --> 00:44:56,015 - Your video's tapped out. - But I thought I was "trenching". 713 00:44:56,025 --> 00:44:59,789 - "Trending". - You were, but that was 15 seconds ago. 714 00:44:59,795 --> 00:45:01,029 Now, you're not. 715 00:45:01,030 --> 00:45:04,882 - Thanks for stopping by, though. - Oh! 716 00:45:05,067 --> 00:45:06,622 What we gonna do, kid? 717 00:45:06,623 --> 00:45:09,800 Alright, pal, I have an idea. Hear me out. 718 00:45:09,838 --> 00:45:12,898 What if we go back to Slaughter Race, 719 00:45:12,942 --> 00:45:16,036 - and I ask Shank... - No, no, no. 720 00:45:16,045 --> 00:45:17,979 We're not going back to that death trap. 721 00:45:17,980 --> 00:45:20,813 Yesss, what if I made you a whole bunch of videos of me 722 00:45:20,816 --> 00:45:22,984 doing all kinds of crazy things? 723 00:45:22,985 --> 00:45:24,852 You mean saturate the market? 724 00:45:24,853 --> 00:45:28,827 - That could give you a lot of hearts fast. - Have you thought this through at all? 725 00:45:28,862 --> 00:45:30,992 What do you plan on even doing in these videos? 726 00:45:30,993 --> 00:45:34,827 - I'll just copy whatever's popular. - Genius! 727 00:45:34,863 --> 00:45:36,798 Yo, Maybe, what's trending now? 728 00:45:36,799 --> 00:45:38,032 Let's have a looky-looky. 729 00:45:38,033 --> 00:45:40,831 As usual, human suffering is number 1. 730 00:45:40,869 --> 00:45:43,804 Followed by hot pepper eating challenges, 731 00:45:43,806 --> 00:45:46,840 video game walkthroughs, oh, screaming goats are back, 732 00:45:46,842 --> 00:45:49,834 unboxings, cooking demos, makeup tutorials, 733 00:45:49,845 --> 00:45:52,814 and lastly, bee puns. 734 00:45:53,338 --> 00:45:57,057 - Let's "bee" friends! - Ugh! 735 00:45:57,820 --> 00:46:00,088 Two weeks in a row, guys. That's a fortnight of bee puns. 736 00:46:00,089 --> 00:46:01,956 He won't be doing any bee puns. 737 00:46:01,957 --> 00:46:05,984 - They're beneath you. - Oh, I'm doing the bee pun. Yes I am! 738 00:46:05,995 --> 00:46:08,964 And I'll be eating a hot pepper, and I'll put on a makeup, 739 00:46:08,999 --> 00:46:11,933 whatever else it takes cause kid, we came here 740 00:46:11,967 --> 00:46:14,834 to save your game, and we're gonna do it! 741 00:46:14,870 --> 00:46:18,806 I love it! That is what the internet was made for! 742 00:46:18,807 --> 00:46:20,957 Now, let's get to work! 743 00:46:25,812 --> 00:46:28,341 Seen it. Seen it. 744 00:46:37,761 --> 00:46:39,757 Yo, McNeely, you remember Wreck-lt Ralph? 745 00:46:39,758 --> 00:46:43,765 - That bad guy from the old video game? - Yeah, exactly. 746 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,316 I'm gonna send you a super random video. Check it out, dude. 747 00:46:58,882 --> 00:47:01,976 Hey, everybody. Welcome to Up to the Meme-it. I'm your host, Dani Fernandez. 748 00:47:02,018 --> 00:47:04,019 Nobody knows who's making them, 749 00:47:04,020 --> 00:47:07,472 but the whole world is going bonkers over a series of truly 750 00:47:07,473 --> 00:47:10,925 bizarre videos starring 80s era bad guy, Wreck-lt Ralph. 751 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,986 Check out what everyone's buzzing about over at BuzzzTube.com. 752 00:47:14,030 --> 00:47:17,989 Hey, guys. Wreck-lt Ralph here with the ghost pepper challenge. 753 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:20,834 Supposed to be spicy. We'll see about that. 754 00:47:20,970 --> 00:47:22,838 It's not so... 755 00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:24,807 It's very hot! Oh, make it stop! 756 00:47:24,808 --> 00:47:27,868 Yo, McNeely. Another one just dropped. Check it out, dude. 757 00:47:27,877 --> 00:47:29,912 Where are these things coming from? 758 00:47:29,913 --> 00:47:31,947 Hey, Josie? Have you seen the pepper challenge? 759 00:47:31,948 --> 00:47:34,974 Not yet, I'm watching the one where he just smacks his lips. 760 00:47:35,018 --> 00:47:37,402 It's disgusting! 761 00:47:37,887 --> 00:47:41,050 ...just wanna blend that out there, like this. 762 00:47:41,057 --> 00:47:44,993 And that, my friend, is how you achieve the perfect cat eye. 763 00:47:45,896 --> 00:47:48,987 Start with the "hootenanny", shift it into a "floss", 764 00:47:48,998 --> 00:47:52,866 and then finish with a "hot marat". 765 00:47:53,837 --> 00:47:58,069 ...I'm gonna give this little cloud a little friend. 766 00:47:58,074 --> 00:48:01,976 Wonderfull tree. Everybody needs a friend. 767 00:48:02,812 --> 00:48:07,977 ...these guys sleeping under his ears. 768 00:48:08,852 --> 00:48:13,846 ...and we've been baking at about 950 degrees now for 6 hours, so, 769 00:48:13,857 --> 00:48:15,659 it should be ready. 770 00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:17,694 Voilá! Burnt pie! 771 00:48:17,695 --> 00:48:19,529 Let's get a little whiff of this... 772 00:48:19,530 --> 00:48:22,925 My hair, my hair, my hair! 773 00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:27,534 This man is on fire! Literal and figurative fire! 774 00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:30,506 But he still needs 200 million hearts in the next 5 hours 775 00:48:30,507 --> 00:48:32,741 or this beautiful child loses her game! 776 00:48:32,742 --> 00:48:35,506 That's why I'm onto phase 2! 777 00:48:35,512 --> 00:48:39,642 You! My elite pop-up army, I need you out there popping up 778 00:48:39,683 --> 00:48:41,750 and getting click all over the internet. 779 00:48:41,751 --> 00:48:45,517 I'm talking Tumblr, Instagram, Mashable! 780 00:48:45,555 --> 00:48:48,752 Be my Pied Pipers, and lead that beautiful traffics of buzz, too, 781 00:48:49,258 --> 00:48:52,159 because Wreck-It Ralph needs his hearts! 782 00:48:56,099 --> 00:48:58,166 Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you! 783 00:48:58,167 --> 00:49:01,227 You don't want to miss this! It's the latest Wreck-It Ralph video! 784 00:49:01,270 --> 00:49:03,483 Click it! Click it! 785 00:49:15,151 --> 00:49:18,086 Man, oh, man, that looks so fun! 786 00:49:18,087 --> 00:49:19,254 Yesss, can I be a pop-up? 787 00:49:19,255 --> 00:49:22,088 I don't know. Can you be annoyingly aggresive? 788 00:49:22,091 --> 00:49:27,996 I don't know. Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? 789 00:49:28,031 --> 00:49:29,264 - Oh, yes. You're perfect! - Can I? Can I? Can I? 790 00:49:29,265 --> 00:49:31,166 - Here! - Thank you. 791 00:49:31,167 --> 00:49:34,261 - If you're going, I wanna go. - No, baby. You gotta stay here 792 00:49:34,303 --> 00:49:37,170 - and be my movie star. - What? No, no, no, no. 793 00:49:37,173 --> 00:49:39,241 Me and the kid are like shoes and socks. 794 00:49:39,242 --> 00:49:41,043 Or peanut butter and bacon. 795 00:49:41,044 --> 00:49:43,078 One cannot exist without the other. 796 00:49:43,079 --> 00:49:45,147 - Go on, kid. Tell her. - It's true. 797 00:49:45,148 --> 00:49:48,174 In fact, it's so true that we will be 798 00:49:48,217 --> 00:49:50,252 - fine if we're apart for a minute. - B-but... 799 00:49:50,253 --> 00:49:53,120 Come on, pal. It's my game we're trying to save. 800 00:49:53,122 --> 00:49:56,216 - I just wanna get out there and be useful. - Without me? 801 00:49:56,259 --> 00:49:58,261 What if you get lost? You're just a kid! 802 00:49:58,262 --> 00:50:01,060 Oh, and you're some mature adult? 803 00:50:01,230 --> 00:50:05,064 - I'm bigger. - Don't be insecure, big fella. 804 00:50:05,068 --> 00:50:07,102 She's not gonna get lost, I promise. 805 00:50:07,103 --> 00:50:10,163 She'll be in my personal web browser. 806 00:50:10,273 --> 00:50:13,106 And your app comes with BuzzzFace, 807 00:50:13,109 --> 00:50:15,377 so you can keep in touch anywhere on the internet. 808 00:50:15,378 --> 00:50:20,014 - See? I'll be fine. - I know, I just... 809 00:50:23,019 --> 00:50:26,045 We haven't been apart in, like, 6 years. 810 00:50:26,089 --> 00:50:30,992 - I'm going to miss you. - You'll be fine, too. 811 00:50:31,027 --> 00:50:33,241 The more hearts you videos get, 812 00:50:33,242 --> 00:50:36,008 the faster we'll get the wheel, and then we can go home. 813 00:50:36,032 --> 00:50:40,093 We'll be celebrating at Tappers this time tomorrow, buddy. 814 00:50:40,103 --> 00:50:42,778 Yeah. I guess you're right. 815 00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:45,164 Bye! 816 00:50:45,165 --> 00:50:48,167 Be careful, huh? Don't be a dummy! 817 00:50:51,347 --> 00:50:54,097 So where exactly are you sending her? 818 00:50:54,122 --> 00:50:56,051 Well, since candy girl comes from an arcade game, 819 00:50:56,052 --> 00:50:59,021 I'm thinking she'd be good in the gaming district. 820 00:50:59,222 --> 00:51:02,248 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea. Those games are dangerous. 821 00:51:02,258 --> 00:51:04,126 And they rotten your brain. 822 00:51:04,127 --> 00:51:08,086 Why don't we send her somewhere a little more, totally different from that 823 00:51:08,097 --> 00:51:10,165 and nowhere near there? 824 00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:14,262 Let's see. Family-friendly fan sites, that sounds safe. 825 00:51:14,270 --> 00:51:16,138 And she is technically a princess, 826 00:51:16,139 --> 00:51:19,233 so how about this one here with the sweet little pink castle? 827 00:51:19,275 --> 00:51:23,006 I love it! Okay, I'll redirect our newest pop-up 828 00:51:23,012 --> 00:51:25,162 to "OhMyDisney.com"! 829 00:51:29,218 --> 00:51:33,018 Jeez-Louise, this place is bonkers! 830 00:51:44,133 --> 00:51:49,196 Oh, come on! Princesses and cartoon characters? Lame. 831 00:51:49,205 --> 00:51:54,074 - Hey. Easy there. - Oh. I mean, no offense or anything. 832 00:51:54,110 --> 00:51:56,278 Time to get to work! 833 00:51:56,279 --> 00:51:58,280 ...and for your final question, 834 00:51:58,281 --> 00:52:01,182 my friend would describe me as? 835 00:52:01,184 --> 00:52:05,143 Smart, funny, kind, or brave. 836 00:52:06,255 --> 00:52:08,190 Kind, I guess? 837 00:52:08,191 --> 00:52:14,141 Based on your answers, your princess BFF is, Snow White! 838 00:52:19,035 --> 00:52:20,700 Hey, wanna meet my BFF? 839 00:52:20,701 --> 00:52:23,649 It's Wreck-lt Ralph. Just click here to see his new video. 840 00:52:25,074 --> 00:52:27,008 Thank you! 841 00:52:27,009 --> 00:52:29,244 In Captain America: The First Avenger, 842 00:52:29,245 --> 00:52:32,043 Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil, the World Tree, 843 00:52:32,048 --> 00:52:33,148 guardian of wisdom and faith. 844 00:52:33,149 --> 00:52:37,108 Are we to believe, sir, that you are a descendant of that tree? 845 00:52:37,153 --> 00:52:41,146 - I am Groot. - Okay. Okay, thank you very much. 846 00:52:41,257 --> 00:52:45,023 - What is Drax really like? - I am Groot. 847 00:52:45,027 --> 00:52:48,121 - Thank you. - Are you a conifer or a fruit berry tree? 848 00:52:48,130 --> 00:52:50,047 - I am... - Excuse me, I'll take this one. 849 00:52:50,048 --> 00:52:52,000 He is Groot, I am Vanellope. 850 00:52:52,001 --> 00:52:54,302 Click here to meet Wreck-It Ralph! 851 00:52:54,303 --> 00:52:57,067 This is almost too easy. 852 00:52:58,074 --> 00:53:00,141 Hey! You have a permit for that pop-up? 853 00:53:00,142 --> 00:53:03,134 That's unauthorized clickbait. You're coming with us, kid. 854 00:53:04,213 --> 00:53:06,528 - Ow! - She's getting away! 855 00:53:09,051 --> 00:53:11,119 This way. 856 00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,435 Sorry, mister! 857 00:53:15,291 --> 00:53:19,159 Hey! Can't you read? Cast members only! 858 00:53:20,196 --> 00:53:23,962 - Think she went out this way. Come on. - Roger that. 859 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,410 Did you see a kid coming through here? 860 00:53:25,411 --> 00:53:28,087 Came running through here like a headless hen. 861 00:53:29,272 --> 00:53:32,036 - Any sign of her? - No. 862 00:53:32,074 --> 00:53:35,976 - Maybe she went out to the Airbud memorium. - Come on, let's check it out. 863 00:53:43,184 --> 00:53:45,465 Hi. 864 00:53:48,189 --> 00:53:50,698 Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain! 865 00:53:51,226 --> 00:53:54,059 - See, um... I'm a princess, too! - Wait. What? 866 00:53:54,062 --> 00:54:00,012 Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the, uh... Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? 867 00:54:00,235 --> 00:54:04,061 I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. 868 00:54:05,140 --> 00:54:08,041 - What kind of a princess are you? - What kind? 869 00:54:08,076 --> 00:54:10,177 - Do you have magic hair? - No. 870 00:54:10,178 --> 00:54:12,079 - Magic hands? - No. 871 00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:14,048 - Do animals talk to you? - No. 872 00:54:14,049 --> 00:54:15,215 - Were you poisoned? - No! 873 00:54:15,216 --> 00:54:16,250 - Cursed? - No! 874 00:54:16,251 --> 00:54:19,049 - Kidnapped or enslaved? - No! Are you guys okay? 875 00:54:19,054 --> 00:54:20,020 Should I call the police? 876 00:54:20,021 --> 00:54:22,990 Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, 877 00:54:23,024 --> 00:54:26,084 where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs! 878 00:54:26,094 --> 00:54:28,195 No! Good Lord, who would do that? 879 00:54:28,196 --> 00:54:30,994 - Have you ever had true love's kiss? - Eww, barf! 880 00:54:31,032 --> 00:54:34,001 - Do you have daddy issues? - I don't even have a mom. 881 00:54:34,002 --> 00:54:35,235 Neither do we! 882 00:54:35,236 --> 00:54:38,034 And now for the million dollar question: 883 00:54:38,039 --> 00:54:40,274 Do people assume all your problems got solved 884 00:54:40,275 --> 00:54:42,971 because a big strong man showed up? 885 00:54:43,011 --> 00:54:44,278 Yes! What is up with that? 886 00:54:44,279 --> 00:54:46,629 She is a Princess! 887 00:54:47,182 --> 00:54:50,242 Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it. 888 00:54:50,251 --> 00:54:54,119 - Oh, this old thing? - I'd so love to have one of my own. 889 00:54:54,122 --> 00:54:56,989 - As would I. - Me too! 890 00:54:56,992 --> 00:55:00,018 - I want one too, you guys. - I'll get my mice on this. 891 00:55:02,197 --> 00:55:05,166 So this is love. 892 00:55:05,201 --> 00:55:10,001 All hail Princess Vanellope, the Queen of comfy. 893 00:55:11,106 --> 00:55:14,075 Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, 894 00:55:14,110 --> 00:55:16,176 I never thought I'd get to wear a real... 895 00:55:16,177 --> 00:55:18,045 What's it called again? 896 00:55:18,046 --> 00:55:20,464 Oh, yeah. A shirt. 897 00:55:25,053 --> 00:55:27,021 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on? 898 00:55:27,022 --> 00:55:28,061 Uh, she's singing. 899 00:55:28,062 --> 00:55:31,083 Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and... 900 00:55:31,092 --> 00:55:33,959 Wait, you all saw it, too, right? 901 00:55:33,995 --> 00:55:37,021 That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams. 902 00:55:37,032 --> 00:55:40,160 Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once. 903 00:55:40,201 --> 00:55:41,268 Why don't you give it a try? 904 00:55:41,269 --> 00:55:44,946 What is it you really want? Sing about that. 905 00:55:44,971 --> 00:55:46,173 Okay. 906 00:55:46,174 --> 00:55:48,972 Okay, uh, sure. I can do that. Uh, let's see. 907 00:56:02,123 --> 00:56:04,258 Well, there's a lot to unpack here. 908 00:56:04,259 --> 00:56:09,146 So, this steering wheel you sing of, that's a metaphor? 909 00:56:09,371 --> 00:56:11,165 Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a metaphor. 910 00:56:11,166 --> 00:56:13,200 It's just, I literally want a steering wheel. 911 00:56:13,201 --> 00:56:16,077 I think the issue was I was a little pitchy. 912 00:56:16,102 --> 00:56:17,271 Maybe a little. 913 00:56:17,272 --> 00:56:23,006 But sometimes, your song can't start until you go someplace 914 00:56:23,011 --> 00:56:25,212 - to reflect. - What works for some of us 915 00:56:25,213 --> 00:56:29,233 is finding a form of water and staring at it. 916 00:56:29,958 --> 00:56:31,070 What? 917 00:56:31,071 --> 00:56:33,253 Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well. 918 00:56:33,254 --> 00:56:35,022 I stare at the ocean. 919 00:56:35,023 --> 00:56:37,124 - Horse trough. - Soap bubbles. 920 00:56:37,125 --> 00:56:40,026 Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water... 921 00:56:40,061 --> 00:56:43,121 - Ah. Important water. - Right, of course, 922 00:56:43,164 --> 00:56:45,099 important water. 923 00:56:45,100 --> 00:56:48,092 I stare at the important water, and somehow 924 00:56:48,136 --> 00:56:50,270 magically, I'll start singing about my dream? 925 00:56:50,271 --> 00:56:52,172 For sure. 926 00:56:52,173 --> 00:56:55,233 Uh, yeah. I don't think so, ladies, but thanks. 927 00:56:56,044 --> 00:56:58,046 Five minutes, Princesses. 928 00:56:58,047 --> 00:57:02,108 Another "Which Disney Princess are you?" quiz starts in five minutes. 929 00:57:02,150 --> 00:57:04,659 Okay, thank you. 930 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,221 Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls. 931 00:57:07,222 --> 00:57:09,986 It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope. 932 00:57:10,024 --> 00:57:12,499 And best of luck finding your song. 933 00:57:20,101 --> 00:57:22,136 - Uh-huh... What did she just say? - We don't know. 934 00:57:22,137 --> 00:57:25,004 - We can't understand her. - She's from the other studio. 935 00:57:27,008 --> 00:57:31,104 Hi, everybody. Wreck-It Ralph here with a little box I'm gonna open. 936 00:57:31,146 --> 00:57:33,147 Let's see what we got here. 937 00:57:33,148 --> 00:57:36,140 A Pancake Milkshake Fun Set. 938 00:57:36,184 --> 00:57:40,018 Got a little heft to it. Something's wobbling around in there. 939 00:57:40,054 --> 00:57:42,699 Have we got the kitty or the bunny? Let's open the... 940 00:57:44,092 --> 00:57:46,260 Open "sesabees"! 941 00:57:46,261 --> 00:57:48,162 Who would've guessed that bee pun 942 00:57:48,163 --> 00:57:50,164 would be the thing to put us over the top? 943 00:57:50,165 --> 00:57:52,232 That's the internet for you 944 00:57:52,233 --> 00:57:56,192 - Alright. It is uploading. - Hey, mister! 945 00:57:57,038 --> 00:57:59,173 - Hi, eBoy. - Just here to let you know 946 00:57:59,174 --> 00:58:02,075 your bid does expire in 30 minutes! 947 00:58:02,143 --> 00:58:05,112 - Thanks, little eBoy. - You got it, chairman. 948 00:58:05,146 --> 00:58:08,047 You hear that, Yesss? We don't have a lot of time left. 949 00:58:08,049 --> 00:58:10,150 Okay. We just gotta... 950 00:58:10,151 --> 00:58:15,214 - No, no, no. No! Not now! - What? Why are you angry at the lollipop? 951 00:58:15,223 --> 00:58:18,021 - What does that mean? - The file's not loading. 952 00:58:18,059 --> 00:58:20,093 If this doesn't load, we're not gonna make it! 953 00:58:20,094 --> 00:58:22,512 You don't have enough hearts. 954 00:58:23,031 --> 00:58:24,147 Ralph, where are you going? 955 00:58:24,148 --> 00:58:26,099 Going down to the floor to get some hearts! 956 00:58:26,100 --> 00:58:27,234 Genius, good thinking! 957 00:58:27,235 --> 00:58:29,999 Now someone get me tech support in here, stat! 958 00:58:33,274 --> 00:58:35,242 Oh, no, only one person. 959 00:58:35,243 --> 00:58:39,009 Hey, guys. Come and check out my video. You're gonna love it. 960 00:58:39,013 --> 00:58:40,672 Right over here. Here we go. 961 00:58:40,673 --> 00:58:42,981 What are you... You guys! 962 00:58:43,218 --> 00:58:45,118 A cat? 963 00:58:45,119 --> 00:58:49,146 You're gonna like this better than some dusty old cat. 964 00:58:50,258 --> 00:58:51,291 What? 965 00:58:51,292 --> 00:58:53,227 Give me that hose, partner. 966 00:58:53,228 --> 00:58:56,254 You know you love it. You give me those hearts! 967 00:58:57,065 --> 00:59:00,060 Hey, folks, where are you going? Give my video a heart! 968 00:59:00,085 --> 00:59:01,068 That's it! 969 00:59:01,069 --> 00:59:03,103 Let's see who's in here. 970 00:59:03,104 --> 00:59:06,130 Hello? Anybody in here? 971 00:59:09,010 --> 00:59:11,690 What the heck is this place? 972 00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:15,147 Some kinda library? 973 00:59:15,250 --> 00:59:18,151 "Wreck-lt Ralph is back." 974 00:59:18,186 --> 00:59:20,700 Hey! You're talking about me! 975 00:59:20,701 --> 00:59:23,214 Gee-whiz, the internet is so positive. 976 00:59:23,258 --> 00:59:27,058 "Fix-lt Felix Jr. was my favorite game." 977 00:59:27,061 --> 00:59:28,262 Mine too. 978 00:59:28,263 --> 00:59:32,237 "Ralph's videos stink." Wha...? 979 00:59:32,272 --> 00:59:37,060 "So stupid." "Ralph is the worst." 980 00:59:37,071 --> 00:59:39,682 "I hate him." 981 00:59:40,074 --> 00:59:43,066 "He's so fat and ugly." 982 00:59:44,279 --> 00:59:49,216 "Just a worthless bum alone on a pile of bricks." 983 00:59:56,224 --> 01:00:00,251 Yo, Ralph. You in here, dude? I gotta show you... 984 01:00:04,032 --> 01:00:09,095 First rule of the internet: Do not read the comments. 985 01:00:09,137 --> 01:00:11,171 Should've told you that. 986 01:00:11,172 --> 01:00:15,199 Look, this place can bring out the worst 987 01:00:15,243 --> 01:00:18,007 in some people, but you gotta ignore all this. 988 01:00:18,012 --> 01:00:20,213 This isn't about you, Ralph. It's about them. 989 01:00:20,214 --> 01:00:23,240 I don't care. It's fine. 990 01:00:24,085 --> 01:00:27,213 People hated me my whole life for being a bad guy. 991 01:00:28,122 --> 01:00:33,116 It's just a good reminder that this is the only heart that really matters. 992 01:00:33,161 --> 01:00:36,221 Vanellope gave me this. And as long as she likes me, 993 01:00:36,230 --> 01:00:37,878 I don't need anybody else. 994 01:00:37,879 --> 01:00:40,167 And I sure don't need the internet. 995 01:00:40,168 --> 01:00:43,228 Hold on. It's not all bad. 996 01:00:43,237 --> 01:00:48,072 The internet can also be a place where you find a steering wheel at one website 997 01:00:48,076 --> 01:00:50,277 and make enough money to buy it at another one. 998 01:00:50,278 --> 01:00:55,045 - Congratulations, Ralph. You did it! - Really? 999 01:00:55,049 --> 01:00:57,117 Yes! Check your Buzzzy account. 1000 01:00:57,118 --> 01:01:00,087 You needed $27,000, you got over 30 grand! 1001 01:01:00,088 --> 01:01:03,114 Oh, my gosh! This is great! Thank you, Yesss! 1002 01:01:03,124 --> 01:01:06,025 - I couldn't have done it without ya. - That's really true. 1003 01:01:06,060 --> 01:01:08,261 - Hey, eBoy! - What do you need, Ace? 1004 01:01:08,262 --> 01:01:12,221 - Can you give me a ride? - Let's hop along, Cassidy! 1005 01:01:14,001 --> 01:01:17,061 Come on, song. Come on. 1006 01:01:17,071 --> 01:01:19,139 I'm reflecting. 1007 01:01:19,140 --> 01:01:22,075 What is it that I want? What is my quest? 1008 01:01:22,110 --> 01:01:24,687 What is my dream? 1009 01:01:26,214 --> 01:01:31,208 Well, at least I tried. No song for this princess, I guess. 1010 01:01:33,121 --> 01:01:36,181 How does this thing work? 1011 01:01:37,024 --> 01:01:39,993 - Hey, kid, can you see me? - Yeah, you're right there. 1012 01:01:39,994 --> 01:01:41,995 We did it! We got the money! 1013 01:01:41,996 --> 01:01:44,231 No way, Ralph! That's great! 1014 01:01:44,232 --> 01:01:47,065 I'm on my way to eBay right now with eBoy. 1015 01:01:47,068 --> 01:01:49,236 - We're almost there, champ. - Good work, eBoy. 1016 01:01:49,237 --> 01:01:52,001 Meet me out in front of eBay in 5 minutes, okay? 1017 01:01:52,006 --> 01:01:53,206 Okay, I'll see you soon. 1018 01:01:53,207 --> 01:01:55,075 We're going home, kid! 1019 01:01:55,076 --> 01:01:57,653 Our lives could finally get back to normal. 1020 01:02:01,082 --> 01:02:04,074 Wow, I can't believe that I get to go home. 1021 01:02:04,118 --> 01:02:08,214 So I guess that's it. I guess I just wanted a steering wheel. 1022 01:02:09,056 --> 01:02:11,667 And now I got it, so, woo-hoo. 1023 01:02:17,131 --> 01:02:20,965 Slaughter Race? 1024 01:05:44,138 --> 01:05:46,139 You want to get rich playing video games? 1025 01:05:46,140 --> 01:05:49,109 Click here to f... Oh, Ralph. Ralph! 1026 01:05:49,143 --> 01:05:51,111 - Hey there. - Oh, hey there, Spamley. 1027 01:05:51,112 --> 01:05:52,228 What's the good word, brother? 1028 01:05:52,229 --> 01:05:54,247 The good word is I just paid for the steering wheel 1029 01:05:54,248 --> 01:05:55,792 and we are going home. 1030 01:05:55,793 --> 01:05:58,051 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 1031 01:05:58,052 --> 01:06:03,046 - Have you seen Vanellope anywhere? - Your little chum? No, no, I haven't. 1032 01:06:03,057 --> 01:06:04,257 Hope she's not lost. 1033 01:06:04,258 --> 01:06:07,056 I'm gonna try to reach her on this doohickey. 1034 01:06:16,270 --> 01:06:19,205 - See over there? Over that mountain? - Yeah? 1035 01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:23,006 That's the Sequoia Speedway. It's gonna be unlocked next month. 1036 01:06:23,044 --> 01:06:25,979 What are you doing in that awful game with her? 1037 01:06:26,213 --> 01:06:29,148 ...right over there. It's gonna be so tight. 1038 01:06:29,183 --> 01:06:31,117 I love it. 1039 01:06:31,118 --> 01:06:35,054 Can I tell you something that I don't think I could ever tell Ralph? 1040 01:06:35,056 --> 01:06:36,337 Of course. 1041 01:06:36,338 --> 01:06:40,084 I know it sounds crazy, but the second I walked into this game, 1042 01:06:40,094 --> 01:06:44,030 It felt... well, it felt like home. 1043 01:06:44,065 --> 01:06:48,263 - More than Sugar Rush ever did. - Oh, yeah? How so? 1044 01:06:48,269 --> 01:06:50,271 Cause it's like my dream. 1045 01:06:50,272 --> 01:06:55,174 It's full of weirdos, and the racing is super dangerous, and... 1046 01:06:55,176 --> 01:06:58,043 ...you never know what's gonna happen next. 1047 01:06:59,046 --> 01:07:02,982 Back home, I know exactly what's gonna happen next 1048 01:07:03,017 --> 01:07:06,009 because Ralph's dream is to do the same thing every day. 1049 01:07:11,125 --> 01:07:14,219 Here's something I wish I'd learned years ago. 1050 01:07:14,228 --> 01:07:19,476 There is no law saying best friends has to have the same dreams. 1051 01:07:19,501 --> 01:07:21,234 You know? 1052 01:07:21,235 --> 01:07:27,185 Yeah. You are a very wise person, Shank. And a good friend, too. 1053 01:07:30,077 --> 01:07:31,108 Thank you. 1054 01:07:31,109 --> 01:07:34,128 Around here, peeps like to say "Shank you." 1055 01:07:35,082 --> 01:07:39,109 You know, after you go home, and your life gets back to normal, 1056 01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:41,555 - you're always welcome here. - But that's the thing, 1057 01:07:41,556 --> 01:07:43,757 I want this to be my normal. 1058 01:07:43,758 --> 01:07:48,695 I want this to be my life. I can't go home now. 1059 01:07:48,696 --> 01:07:51,597 I just can't. 1060 01:08:01,542 --> 01:08:05,478 You know, where I come from, that's called a kick in the face. 1061 01:08:05,513 --> 01:08:08,744 - I can't believe it. - Straight up donkey kick to the teeth. 1062 01:08:08,783 --> 01:08:14,585 She's supposed to be my best friend. No, this can't be right. 1063 01:08:14,689 --> 01:08:16,757 No, she's been brainwashed! 1064 01:08:16,758 --> 01:08:19,591 That's what this is. Cause the Vanellope I know 1065 01:08:19,594 --> 01:08:21,495 would never abandon me like that. 1066 01:08:21,496 --> 01:08:22,729 I gotta get her out of there right now. 1067 01:08:22,730 --> 01:08:24,665 Easy now, tiger! 1068 01:08:24,666 --> 01:08:27,499 I admire the impulse, but you charge in there like 1069 01:08:27,502 --> 01:08:29,770 some white knight, she's likely to hold it against you. 1070 01:08:29,771 --> 01:08:33,730 So what, I'm supposed to let her stay in the game that's obviously bad for her? 1071 01:08:33,775 --> 01:08:36,642 - Of course not. - Then how do I make her leave? 1072 01:08:36,644 --> 01:08:39,545 She thinks it's so cool and exciting in there. 1073 01:08:39,547 --> 01:08:42,539 Unless you know how to make a game boring 1074 01:08:42,583 --> 01:08:43,437 or... 1075 01:08:43,438 --> 01:08:44,618 Wait. 1076 01:08:44,619 --> 01:08:47,639 You know about viruses and stuff. Right, Spamley? 1077 01:08:47,664 --> 01:08:48,655 Who's asking? 1078 01:08:48,656 --> 01:08:53,491 Back home, me and the kid use to goof off in this game called "Tron". 1079 01:08:53,528 --> 01:08:56,554 But then it got a virus that made the motorbikes go slow 1080 01:08:56,564 --> 01:08:58,498 and then Vanellope stopped wanting to hang out there. 1081 01:08:58,499 --> 01:09:01,559 So, do you know a way to do something like that to Slaughter Race? 1082 01:09:01,602 --> 01:09:03,933 Oh, there's ways. 1083 01:09:03,934 --> 01:09:06,084 Follow me. 1084 01:09:13,381 --> 01:09:16,373 This area right here is what's called the "Dark Net". 1085 01:09:16,384 --> 01:09:18,285 Lot of shady characters hang out here. 1086 01:09:18,286 --> 01:09:20,277 So try to keep a low profile. 1087 01:09:20,278 --> 01:09:21,656 Gord! 1088 01:09:21,657 --> 01:09:24,649 Now Gord here, he's dabbled in virus-making, 1089 01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:27,561 but his cousin, this guy we're gonna go see, Double Dan. 1090 01:09:27,596 --> 01:09:30,207 This dude is a virus making machine. 1091 01:09:30,732 --> 01:09:33,667 - Here we are. - Are you sure this is safe? 1092 01:09:33,669 --> 01:09:34,869 Is it safe? Of course it is. 1093 01:09:34,870 --> 01:09:38,601 Just whatever you do, do not look at his little brother. 1094 01:09:38,807 --> 01:09:41,122 Oh, his little brother? 1095 01:09:43,745 --> 01:09:47,875 - Double Dan, long time no see? - Who are you? 1096 01:09:47,883 --> 01:09:53,833 J.P. Spamley. We've met one time over at Friendster. It had to be a long time before. 1097 01:09:55,757 --> 01:09:56,921 - What are you lookin' at? - Nothing. 1098 01:09:56,922 --> 01:09:57,859 You lookin' at my brother? 1099 01:09:57,860 --> 01:10:00,624 - No, sir. - Don't you look at my little brother! 1100 01:10:00,662 --> 01:10:03,137 - No, I wasn't! - He's very self conscious! 1101 01:10:05,601 --> 01:10:08,695 You. What are you doin' here? 1102 01:10:09,705 --> 01:10:12,606 The reason why I came to the neck of the face, 1103 01:10:12,641 --> 01:10:15,701 I mean, there's a face on your neck, I mean, neck of the woods. 1104 01:10:15,711 --> 01:10:18,937 The reason I'm here is because I heard a little tumor. 1105 01:10:18,962 --> 01:10:20,615 Rumor! I heard a rumor that 1106 01:10:20,616 --> 01:10:23,585 you could give me a harmless virus kind of thing 1107 01:10:23,619 --> 01:10:26,611 that might be able to slow down the Slaughter Race game? 1108 01:10:26,655 --> 01:10:27,788 Oh, yeah. 1109 01:10:27,789 --> 01:10:30,815 My cousin, Gord, told me that you wanted to crash it. 1110 01:10:30,859 --> 01:10:36,627 Crash it? No! No, no, no, no. I don't want anyone to get hurt. 1111 01:10:36,632 --> 01:10:40,301 If there's a way to just, uh, I don't know. Just make 1112 01:10:40,326 --> 01:10:43,834 the cars go slow or something so the game is boring 1113 01:10:43,872 --> 01:10:46,773 and my friend comes back home to me. 1114 01:10:46,775 --> 01:10:49,519 Allow me to introduce you 1115 01:10:49,544 --> 01:10:51,694 to Arthur. 1116 01:10:51,780 --> 01:10:55,614 Easy there, boy! He's tingling. 1117 01:10:55,617 --> 01:10:59,713 Arthur is what I call an "insecurity virus". 1118 01:10:59,755 --> 01:11:02,781 Means he looks for little flaws and weaknesses 1119 01:11:02,791 --> 01:11:05,209 that make a program insecure. 1120 01:11:06,762 --> 01:11:09,754 You release him into that Slaughter Race game, 1121 01:11:09,798 --> 01:11:12,790 Arthur will find some defect in the code, 1122 01:11:12,801 --> 01:11:16,635 then he'll copy that defect and spread it all over the game 1123 01:11:16,638 --> 01:11:19,985 'til everything becomes quote-unquote 1124 01:11:20,010 --> 01:11:22,804 "boring", just like you wanted. 1125 01:11:22,811 --> 01:11:26,480 Okay. Just to be super clear here. No one get's hurt, right? 1126 01:11:26,649 --> 01:11:28,584 Are you stupid? 1127 01:11:28,585 --> 01:11:32,544 Because the only way anyone gets hurt is if you are stupid. 1128 01:11:32,589 --> 01:11:35,558 All you have to do is make sure the virus 1129 01:11:35,593 --> 01:11:39,494 - stays in Slaughter Race. - Right. Don't be stupid. 1130 01:11:39,496 --> 01:11:42,624 Make sure it doesn't get out of Slaughter Race. Got it. 1131 01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:44,680 - Get out! - Thank you for your assist-face. 1132 01:11:44,681 --> 01:11:46,768 - Out! - I mean, assistance. Thank you 1133 01:11:46,769 --> 01:11:48,737 - for your assist-face! No. Assistance! - Get out! 1134 01:11:48,738 --> 01:11:50,188 Goodbye! 1135 01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:54,943 Argh. Fiddlesticks. 1136 01:11:54,944 --> 01:11:57,078 - Well, that's game. - Beginner's luck. 1137 01:11:57,079 --> 01:12:00,767 Come on, kid. I know a hustle when I see one. 1138 01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:02,467 Players on the way. 1139 01:12:02,468 --> 01:12:04,052 - Thanks, Bob. - Let's roll! 1140 01:12:04,053 --> 01:12:06,954 It's show time. You ready for your first race? 1141 01:12:06,956 --> 01:12:08,368 Yeah. I think so. 1142 01:12:08,369 --> 01:12:12,019 Hey. Don't get nervous. You're gonna be great. 1143 01:12:12,061 --> 01:12:14,029 I know, I know. I'll be fine. 1144 01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:18,990 - You didn't tell Ralph yet, didn't you? - Not exactly. 1145 01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:22,835 Come on, V, he's your best friend. You gotta let him know 1146 01:12:22,872 --> 01:12:24,873 you're planning on staying here for a while. 1147 01:12:24,874 --> 01:12:27,866 I know, but he's gonna get really upset. 1148 01:12:27,877 --> 01:12:31,779 Yeah, you might, but you guys will talk, you'll work it out. 1149 01:12:31,781 --> 01:12:34,015 - You'll figure it out. - Yeah, but what if we don't? 1150 01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:36,883 What if his feelings get hurt so bad 1151 01:12:36,919 --> 01:12:38,987 he won't wanna be my friend anymore? 1152 01:12:38,988 --> 01:12:41,957 Look. All friendships change. 1153 01:12:41,991 --> 01:12:46,826 But the good ones, they get stronger because of this. 1154 01:12:46,829 --> 01:12:50,925 Shank, I hate to bother you, but the player is waiting. 1155 01:12:50,933 --> 01:12:52,934 I'm not gonna tell you what to do, kid. 1156 01:12:52,935 --> 01:12:56,029 - It's your call. - Okay. 1157 01:12:56,072 --> 01:12:59,064 Alright. Let's race! 1158 01:13:12,855 --> 01:13:15,790 Scanning for insecurities. 1159 01:13:17,026 --> 01:13:19,961 Scanning for insecurities. 1160 01:13:21,864 --> 01:13:23,899 Precious Car-Go! 1161 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:26,001 Deliver the car to Bert's Chop Shop. 1162 01:13:26,002 --> 01:13:28,869 But watch out for Shank and her crew! 1163 01:13:46,789 --> 01:13:50,688 Power drift into a drift jump! I saw it. You're amazing! 1164 01:13:50,713 --> 01:13:52,863 Thank you! 1165 01:14:00,970 --> 01:14:03,837 Scanning for insecurities. 1166 01:14:07,910 --> 01:14:10,936 Looks like we're not finished. Come on, V. 1167 01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:15,099 Ralph? 1168 01:14:19,956 --> 01:14:24,984 Okay... Relax, relax. I'll just call him after the race. 1169 01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:27,792 Ralph will be fine. 1170 01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:31,099 Insecurity detected. 1171 01:14:31,100 --> 01:14:34,001 Copying insecurity. 1172 01:14:36,072 --> 01:14:38,247 Distributing insecurity. 1173 01:14:38,248 --> 01:14:40,487 Distributing insecurity. 1174 01:14:40,488 --> 01:14:42,752 Distributing insecurity. 1175 01:14:42,753 --> 01:14:45,535 Distributing... 1176 01:14:45,881 --> 01:14:48,390 What is happening? 1177 01:14:52,885 --> 01:14:55,980 What's going on, Spamley? The whole place is going crazy. 1178 01:14:56,015 --> 01:14:57,822 I thought that virus was just supposed 1179 01:14:57,824 --> 01:14:59,858 - to slow down her car! - It was. 1180 01:14:59,859 --> 01:15:02,623 He must've found something real unstable in there. 1181 01:15:02,729 --> 01:15:07,794 - It's her glitch! - Game reboot begins in 60 seconds. 1182 01:15:07,802 --> 01:15:10,947 Hey, Ralph, you can't go in there! They're gonna reboot the game 1183 01:15:10,971 --> 01:15:12,972 and anything that doesn't belong in there will be deleted! 1184 01:15:12,973 --> 01:15:16,985 Yeah! If I don't get her out of there, Vanellope's gonna die! 1185 01:15:18,845 --> 01:15:21,397 Come on, kid. The game's crashing. Let's go! 1186 01:15:21,422 --> 01:15:22,882 I think it's my glitch! 1187 01:15:22,883 --> 01:15:25,784 I'm sorry! I didn't mean to destroy your game! 1188 01:15:25,819 --> 01:15:29,240 We'll be fine but your code isn't part of this game! 1189 01:15:29,275 --> 01:15:32,491 We've gotta get you out of here now! Follow me to the exit. 1190 01:15:48,809 --> 01:15:51,744 Kid? Kid, where are you? 1191 01:15:51,745 --> 01:15:53,980 The server's rebooting, Ralph. 1192 01:15:53,981 --> 01:15:55,982 Both of you have to get out of here now. 1193 01:15:55,983 --> 01:15:58,747 Here, I got you! 1194 01:15:58,986 --> 01:16:03,855 Game reboot in 5, 4, 1195 01:16:03,890 --> 01:16:06,859 3, 2, 1. 1196 01:16:07,794 --> 01:16:11,753 Reboot in progress. 1197 01:16:13,934 --> 01:16:18,701 Come on, Vanellope. Wake up. 1198 01:16:20,841 --> 01:16:23,717 - Ralph? - Oh. There you are. 1199 01:16:23,752 --> 01:16:27,713 - You okay, kid? - Ralph. I messed up so bad. 1200 01:16:27,740 --> 01:16:33,690 - No. No, you didn't. It's okay. - It's all because of me and my glitch. 1201 01:16:34,455 --> 01:16:39,290 I should've just stayed with you instead of following some stupid dream! 1202 01:16:40,461 --> 01:16:45,364 - I've ruined everything! - No, kid. No. 1203 01:16:45,499 --> 01:16:50,436 Look, I didn't mean for it to happen like this. 1204 01:16:50,471 --> 01:16:53,406 It's not supposed to be this bad. 1205 01:16:56,410 --> 01:16:59,311 You didn't mean for what to happen? 1206 01:16:59,313 --> 01:17:05,263 I might have, kind of, sort of put a harmless little virus in the game. 1207 01:17:07,521 --> 01:17:09,455 A virus? 1208 01:17:09,456 --> 01:17:12,289 You did this? 1209 01:17:12,926 --> 01:17:14,728 I wouldn't have done anything if I hadn't heard 1210 01:17:14,729 --> 01:17:17,926 you tell Shank that you want to live in Slaughter Race forever. 1211 01:17:17,965 --> 01:17:20,991 So you were spying on me? 1212 01:17:21,002 --> 01:17:22,903 You aren't exactly innocent here. 1213 01:17:22,904 --> 01:17:25,737 You were gonna ditch everybody and abandon Sugar Rush! 1214 01:17:25,740 --> 01:17:28,903 I'm one of 16 racers. They never missed me. 1215 01:17:28,943 --> 01:17:30,010 What about me? 1216 01:17:30,011 --> 01:17:32,980 Why would I ever spend another second with you 1217 01:17:33,015 --> 01:17:35,295 after what you did? 1218 01:17:35,917 --> 01:17:38,267 No! 1219 01:17:42,824 --> 01:17:46,760 - Vanellope, where are you going? - Where ever you're not. 1220 01:17:46,761 --> 01:17:49,821 - Wait a minute. I can explain... - No! You will not follow me! 1221 01:17:49,831 --> 01:17:52,823 - Vanellope, please! - A friend would never do what you did. 1222 01:17:52,834 --> 01:17:55,860 Never! So you leave me alone! 1223 01:17:55,903 --> 01:17:59,896 Vanellope, no, no, no, please! Please? 1224 01:18:00,741 --> 01:18:03,733 Scanning for insecurities. 1225 01:18:03,778 --> 01:18:05,846 ...don't leave me! 1226 01:18:05,847 --> 01:18:08,356 Insecurity detected. 1227 01:18:11,719 --> 01:18:14,228 Copying insecurity. 1228 01:18:14,956 --> 01:18:17,789 No, no, no! 1229 01:18:17,825 --> 01:18:20,436 Distributing insecurity. 1230 01:18:42,350 --> 01:18:44,768 Oh, no. 1231 01:18:59,367 --> 01:19:01,842 You're such an idiot! 1232 01:19:13,314 --> 01:19:17,341 What is your problem, Ralph? I told you, don't follow me! 1233 01:19:17,385 --> 01:19:19,453 Friend? 1234 01:19:19,454 --> 01:19:23,447 - Cut that out. You're scaring me. - Friend. 1235 01:19:24,292 --> 01:19:26,869 - What the? - Friend? 1236 01:19:30,398 --> 01:19:32,713 Friend? 1237 01:19:37,272 --> 01:19:39,832 Sweet mother of Ralph! 1238 01:19:39,841 --> 01:19:43,954 In breaking news, the internet is under assault as a massive 1239 01:19:43,979 --> 01:19:47,270 denial-of-service attack crashes servers across the web. 1240 01:19:47,315 --> 01:19:51,217 The Wreck-It Ralph virus is fast moving and destructive. 1241 01:19:52,387 --> 01:19:54,537 Friend? 1242 01:19:59,260 --> 01:20:01,410 Friend? 1243 01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:10,829 Experts are still trying to understand who or what the virus's intended target may be. 1244 01:20:13,241 --> 01:20:15,625 Friend. 1245 01:20:16,211 --> 01:20:18,561 Friend? 1246 01:20:19,180 --> 01:20:21,330 Friend! 1247 01:20:24,286 --> 01:20:28,222 I found 130 results for "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?" 1248 01:20:29,324 --> 01:20:32,293 - You're welcome. - Mr. KnowsMore! 1249 01:20:33,061 --> 01:20:35,299 Hm? Oh, delightful! You're that courteous little 1250 01:20:35,300 --> 01:20:37,317 child who says "please" and "thank you". 1251 01:20:37,318 --> 01:20:39,300 What can KnowsMore help you find today? 1252 01:20:39,301 --> 01:20:41,644 - There's a whole... - Whole Foods? A hole in the ozone? 1253 01:20:41,645 --> 01:20:44,038 Whole Lotta Love by British rockers, Led Zeppelin? 1254 01:20:44,039 --> 01:20:47,167 No! No! There's a whole bunch of Ralphs chasing me! 1255 01:20:50,045 --> 01:20:53,105 This would probably be an appropriate time for me to shelter my site. 1256 01:21:00,288 --> 01:21:03,121 How long you think before they get in here? 1257 01:21:04,059 --> 01:21:06,477 Precisely one second. 1258 01:21:09,197 --> 01:21:11,706 Hey, it's me! It's the real me! 1259 01:21:13,201 --> 01:21:16,102 - Ralph? - My apologies. 1260 01:21:16,137 --> 01:21:19,106 I followed those things here. I think they're looking for you, kid! 1261 01:21:19,608 --> 01:21:22,634 Yeah, you think? What did you do? 1262 01:21:22,644 --> 01:21:25,545 I'm so sorry! I don't know how this happened! 1263 01:21:25,547 --> 01:21:26,814 Well, I think it's fairly obvious. 1264 01:21:26,815 --> 01:21:30,546 It happened because an insecurity virus cloned all of your needy, 1265 01:21:30,586 --> 01:21:32,520 clingy, self-destructive behavior, 1266 01:21:32,521 --> 01:21:34,427 the very behavior which left unchecked and 1267 01:21:34,428 --> 01:21:36,557 destroy friendships and in this particular case, 1268 01:21:36,558 --> 01:21:39,169 the entire internet! 1269 01:21:40,562 --> 01:21:43,622 KnowsMore! You have all the answers. Official query. 1270 01:21:43,665 --> 01:21:47,658 What do I do if clones of me are trying to capture my friend? 1271 01:21:47,703 --> 01:21:49,737 Search. 1272 01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:51,739 I found 2 results for your query. 1273 01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:54,533 Either you put all of your clones in therapy, 1274 01:21:54,568 --> 01:21:57,995 very unrealistic, or, the Anti-Virus District 1275 01:21:58,030 --> 01:22:00,546 is surrounded by a gate, made from security software. 1276 01:22:00,549 --> 01:22:02,650 If Vanellope could somehow lead all the clones to the gate, 1277 01:22:02,651 --> 01:22:04,552 they would be deleted all at once! 1278 01:22:04,553 --> 01:22:07,579 Sort of a co-dependant Pied Piper situation. 1279 01:22:07,623 --> 01:22:10,298 Wait. We know a Pied Piper! 1280 01:22:10,359 --> 01:22:11,426 - You do? - Yes! 1281 01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:12,493 - Who? - Yesss. 1282 01:22:12,494 --> 01:22:15,440 Yeah, but who is it? 1283 01:22:16,332 --> 01:22:18,682 Oh, you mean "Yesss?" 1284 01:22:21,437 --> 01:22:24,235 Thanks for your help, KnowsMore! 1285 01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:27,470 It's a bit of an empty gesture at this point, wouldn't you say? 1286 01:22:28,410 --> 01:22:31,436 Guess I forgot to tell Ralph that when you "break" the internet 1287 01:22:31,447 --> 01:22:34,280 you don't literally have to break the internet. 1288 01:22:34,283 --> 01:22:36,251 I can't believe he did this. 1289 01:22:36,252 --> 01:22:40,211 Yeah, I mean, dude obviously made some real questionable choices here, 1290 01:22:40,256 --> 01:22:44,420 but he also made a bee pun to save his best friend's game. 1291 01:22:44,426 --> 01:22:48,362 So, what can I say, kid? Life's complicated. 1292 01:22:48,497 --> 01:22:51,227 You ready to pied the piper? 1293 01:22:54,270 --> 01:22:56,847 Yoo-hoo! Up here! 1294 01:22:57,373 --> 01:23:03,278 It's me, your bestest friend in the whole wide world who you can't live without! 1295 01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:10,485 From up here, I can see how I do come across 1296 01:23:10,486 --> 01:23:13,421 as needy and clingy and self-destructive 1297 01:23:13,422 --> 01:23:15,390 like KnowsMore said. 1298 01:23:15,391 --> 01:23:20,328 Listen, kid. I don't blame you for not wanting to be my friend anymore. 1299 01:23:20,362 --> 01:23:22,497 I never said I didn't want to be your friend. 1300 01:23:22,498 --> 01:23:25,296 I said you're acting like a bad friend, 1301 01:23:25,301 --> 01:23:27,502 - which you were. - I know I was... 1302 01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:31,993 Hey, my babies! There's the Anti-Virus district, straight ahead! 1303 01:23:32,018 --> 01:23:34,815 Alright, to be continued, okay? 1304 01:23:42,251 --> 01:23:44,794 We're gonna make it! 1305 01:23:59,835 --> 01:24:02,344 - You guys okay? - I'm fine. 1306 01:24:02,438 --> 01:24:04,900 Yeah, all good. Look, we can still do this. 1307 01:24:04,901 --> 01:24:07,559 Come on, big man. Help me turn this thing over. 1308 01:24:11,448 --> 01:24:13,798 Guys? 1309 01:24:26,396 --> 01:24:28,939 That is unsettling. 1310 01:24:34,870 --> 01:24:36,838 Get Vanellope out of here now! 1311 01:24:36,839 --> 01:24:38,039 - What about you, Ralph? - Just go! 1312 01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:40,549 I got a date with the man in the mirror. 1313 01:24:44,981 --> 01:24:47,456 You keep away from her! 1314 01:24:47,883 --> 01:24:50,426 I'm gonna wreck it! 1315 01:24:51,988 --> 01:24:55,048 She's not your friend! 1316 01:24:55,091 --> 01:24:58,822 She's mine! 1317 01:24:58,828 --> 01:25:02,025 Here it is, this way! Come on, kid, we gotta move! 1318 01:25:33,029 --> 01:25:35,447 No! 1319 01:25:36,832 --> 01:25:38,982 Vanellope! 1320 01:25:43,940 --> 01:25:46,620 Hey! Let go of me! 1321 01:25:49,212 --> 01:25:51,459 Ralph! 1322 01:25:57,921 --> 01:26:00,362 Get back here! 1323 01:26:01,958 --> 01:26:04,467 You put her down! 1324 01:26:27,184 --> 01:26:29,914 Vanellope! 1325 01:26:45,101 --> 01:26:49,003 You know, you're acting like a real bad guy here! 1326 01:26:49,039 --> 01:26:51,207 No. 1327 01:26:51,208 --> 01:26:53,075 Well, you are, 1328 01:26:53,076 --> 01:26:56,011 and I will never be your friend! 1329 01:27:01,017 --> 01:27:03,332 Ralph! 1330 01:27:09,993 --> 01:27:12,962 Catch me if you can, you big dummy! 1331 01:27:18,201 --> 01:27:20,999 I gotcha, little sister. 1332 01:27:23,206 --> 01:27:26,175 - Now go, get out of here! - Ralph! 1333 01:27:26,209 --> 01:27:32,079 - Go! - No! Don't hurt him! Please, no! 1334 01:27:36,219 --> 01:27:39,086 Stop it! You're squishing him! 1335 01:27:40,991 --> 01:27:43,568 You're gonna kill my best friend! 1336 01:27:47,063 --> 01:27:49,998 Fine, you win. You win, okay? 1337 01:27:53,036 --> 01:27:56,005 Please put him down. 1338 01:27:57,207 --> 01:28:00,176 I'll be your only friend, okay? 1339 01:28:01,011 --> 01:28:03,980 - Let him go. - No! No, kid! 1340 01:28:06,883 --> 01:28:09,750 That's it. That's it, yeah. 1341 01:28:09,786 --> 01:28:14,883 Let him down, and I'll go with you. We'll be best friends forever. 1342 01:28:15,025 --> 01:28:19,792 Just me and you. That's what you want, right? 1343 01:28:21,365 --> 01:28:24,198 Well, that's not what I want! 1344 01:28:24,468 --> 01:28:29,337 It's not right to hold a friend back from her dreams. You don't own her! 1345 01:28:29,340 --> 01:28:32,241 That's not how friendship works! 1346 01:28:32,276 --> 01:28:35,302 You need to let her go! 1347 01:28:41,252 --> 01:28:43,863 You need to let her go. 1348 01:28:45,322 --> 01:28:49,418 I know. It's gonna hurt a little bit when you do. 1349 01:28:49,426 --> 01:28:52,452 Ah, who am I kidding, it's gonna hurt a lot. 1350 01:28:54,298 --> 01:28:57,267 But you're gonna be okay. 1351 01:28:59,236 --> 01:29:02,467 We're gonna be okay. Right, kid? 1352 01:29:02,473 --> 01:29:07,206 Of course we are. Always. 1353 01:29:08,412 --> 01:29:13,372 See? No matter where she goes, or where she lives, 1354 01:29:13,417 --> 01:29:19,287 she's always gonna be our friend. You just gotta trust her. 1355 01:29:19,290 --> 01:29:24,227 Cause that's what best friends do. Right? 1356 01:29:38,409 --> 01:29:41,207 Thanks, buddy. 1357 01:29:44,481 --> 01:29:47,245 I feel good about this. 1358 01:29:53,390 --> 01:29:57,326 Ralph, look! I think you fixed your insecurity! 1359 01:29:57,494 --> 01:30:01,045 You're right! Whoo! 1360 01:30:01,833 --> 01:30:04,308 Ralph, no! 1361 01:30:06,503 --> 01:30:08,796 Park it right here, Ralph! 1362 01:30:08,797 --> 01:30:12,237 Your old pal, J.P. Spamley's got you! 1363 01:30:13,778 --> 01:30:15,928 Wow, that didn't work. 1364 01:30:19,584 --> 01:30:24,063 Look up there! It's a big, strong man in need of rescuing! 1365 01:31:25,183 --> 01:31:27,879 Thanks, Frogger. 1366 01:31:27,919 --> 01:31:30,542 Wait a minute, who are all of you? 1367 01:31:30,567 --> 01:31:33,057 We're friends of Vanellope's. 1368 01:31:33,058 --> 01:31:37,119 Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours. 1369 01:31:37,129 --> 01:31:40,030 - You're welcome. - Ralph! 1370 01:31:40,031 --> 01:31:43,725 - Looking good, big fella! - Hey-o! 1371 01:31:44,169 --> 01:31:46,120 Oh. This dress is not made for a big boy. 1372 01:31:46,121 --> 01:31:48,072 It's going right up the back alley there. 1373 01:31:48,073 --> 01:31:51,133 Let me just make a little adjustment. There we go! 1374 01:31:51,977 --> 01:31:56,004 Internet users are breathing a collective sigh of relief tonight. 1375 01:31:56,047 --> 01:31:58,149 Just as mysteriously has it appear, 1376 01:31:58,150 --> 01:32:01,210 the Wreck-lt Ralph virus has vanished. 1377 01:32:06,992 --> 01:32:09,126 You know what I just realised? 1378 01:32:09,127 --> 01:32:11,994 The sun never rises or sets here, 1379 01:32:11,997 --> 01:32:13,998 cause everything is always on. 1380 01:32:13,999 --> 01:32:17,196 - Well know, isn't that an astute observation? - I know, right? 1381 01:32:17,636 --> 01:32:21,133 Other than KnowsMore, I'm probably the smartest guy in the internet. 1382 01:32:22,073 --> 01:32:23,104 Yeah. 1383 01:32:23,105 --> 01:32:26,100 Yo, V! We're about to come back online. You ready? 1384 01:32:26,144 --> 01:32:27,912 Be right there! 1385 01:32:27,913 --> 01:32:29,814 Hey, Ralph. Don't be a stranger. 1386 01:32:29,815 --> 01:32:32,613 Well, I can't be much stranger than you, Shank. 1387 01:32:32,918 --> 01:32:35,359 Oh! That's a good dad joke! 1388 01:32:35,787 --> 01:32:39,267 Hey. Don't forget, you know, Shank added my code 1389 01:32:39,292 --> 01:32:41,642 in and everything, so I'll be able to regenerate. 1390 01:32:41,643 --> 01:32:42,818 I'm gonna be totally safe. 1391 01:32:42,828 --> 01:32:44,862 No, I know. It's gonna be great! 1392 01:32:44,863 --> 01:32:48,911 - You found your dream game. - Yeah, I did. 1393 01:32:49,052 --> 01:32:52,426 I did. So... 1394 01:32:52,844 --> 01:32:56,007 I should probably head in there now, you know? 1395 01:32:56,048 --> 01:32:59,950 Oh. Before you go, I wanted to give you this. 1396 01:33:00,786 --> 01:33:04,889 - I'm so sorry I broke it, Ralph. - No, no, it's okay. 1397 01:33:04,890 --> 01:33:07,757 Now we can both have a half. See? 1398 01:33:09,027 --> 01:33:11,377 Yeah! 1399 01:33:17,803 --> 01:33:23,451 I love you so much. I'm really gonna miss you. 1400 01:33:23,942 --> 01:33:29,005 I'm gonna miss you too, kid. I really am. 1401 01:33:34,753 --> 01:33:36,903 Alright. 1402 01:33:36,935 --> 01:33:39,805 Okay, you're getting a little clingy on me here. 1403 01:33:41,193 --> 01:33:44,495 Go on, get out of here. The world's waiting for you, kid. 1404 01:34:42,021 --> 01:34:43,795 I'll be honest. 1405 01:34:43,796 --> 01:34:46,338 It still feels kinda weird around here. 1406 01:34:46,558 --> 01:34:48,593 I mean, a lot has changed. 1407 01:34:48,594 --> 01:34:51,529 Even though we got that steering wheel and saved Sugar Rush, 1408 01:34:51,530 --> 01:34:54,465 it's never really gonna be the same. 1409 01:34:54,566 --> 01:34:57,666 For one thing, the racers aren't even that obnoxious anymore. 1410 01:34:57,903 --> 01:35:00,822 Oh, golly! I'm sorry you didn't win, Taffyta. 1411 01:35:00,973 --> 01:35:03,701 Our friendship is much more important to me than winning, Rancis. 1412 01:35:03,910 --> 01:35:07,879 - Losing builds character! - Everyone's a winner, Taffyta. 1413 01:35:07,880 --> 01:35:10,411 Felix and Calhoun, as goofy as they are, 1414 01:35:10,412 --> 01:35:12,943 they turn out to be pretty great parents. 1415 01:35:12,985 --> 01:35:16,921 I gotta hand it to you two. How on earth did you tame those things? 1416 01:35:16,956 --> 01:35:19,982 It's simple, Surge. The key to parenting is to... 1417 01:35:22,895 --> 01:35:25,404 ...and then what you do is... 1418 01:35:27,860 --> 01:35:31,377 ...and that is the secret to raising perfect children. 1419 01:35:31,490 --> 01:35:34,696 Wow. I wish every parent could hear that. 1420 01:35:34,700 --> 01:35:35,834 I'm keeping busy, too. 1421 01:35:35,835 --> 01:35:38,804 - Finally joined Zangief's book club. - Good point, Bison. 1422 01:35:38,838 --> 01:35:40,539 And how about you, Ralph? 1423 01:35:40,540 --> 01:35:44,442 Do you feel Dostoevski intended to make narrator unreliable? 1424 01:35:44,443 --> 01:35:45,443 Uh... 1425 01:35:45,711 --> 01:35:48,612 I do and I don't. 1426 01:35:48,648 --> 01:35:50,782 You do and you don't? 1427 01:35:50,783 --> 01:35:54,583 - Duality. That's really deep, Ralph. - Thanks, Sonic. 1428 01:35:54,620 --> 01:35:57,197 I don't know what I'm talking about. 1429 01:35:57,223 --> 01:35:59,725 Oh, and we got this new thing we do every Friday night 1430 01:35:59,726 --> 01:36:01,860 where we all go and hang out in a different game. 1431 01:36:01,861 --> 01:36:03,762 I actually hosted this week. 1432 01:36:03,763 --> 01:36:07,597 Heyo! Hope you're all hungry. I made burnt pie! 1433 01:36:07,633 --> 01:36:11,704 - What's burnt pie, Wreck-It? - Oh, just... a pie that you burn. 1434 01:36:11,705 --> 01:36:14,698 You can do this with any pie. You just leave it in the oven for too long. 1435 01:36:17,177 --> 01:36:19,788 We really do have a lot of fun. 1436 01:36:21,181 --> 01:36:23,349 Guess that's pretty much all the news I got for you. 1437 01:36:23,350 --> 01:36:26,251 Oh, man, your stories never disappoint, Ralph. 1438 01:36:26,286 --> 01:36:29,346 - I just wish we can hang out sooner. - Yeah, me too. 1439 01:36:29,356 --> 01:36:31,570 When did you say you're getting those days off? 1440 01:36:31,629 --> 01:36:34,226 Oh... our update starts on January 25th. 1441 01:36:34,227 --> 01:36:37,219 - So, like, 2 months from now? - That'll go by in a flash. 1442 01:36:37,230 --> 01:36:39,181 Oh. Speaking of which, you want me to bring you 1443 01:36:39,182 --> 01:36:41,166 anything from home when I come visit? 1444 01:36:41,167 --> 01:36:44,295 Ooh. You know what I cannot find anywhere on the internet? 1445 01:36:44,304 --> 01:36:47,205 A halfway decent Burger Time burger. 1446 01:36:47,240 --> 01:36:49,283 I've been talking em up, to Shank and the crew, 1447 01:36:49,284 --> 01:36:51,243 and honestly, I think they're starting to think 1448 01:36:51,244 --> 01:36:53,764 - I'm making it up! - Alright. Consider it done. 1449 01:36:53,765 --> 01:36:56,307 I'll bring you guys a truck load. 1450 01:36:57,684 --> 01:36:59,685 The sun's coming up already. 1451 01:36:59,686 --> 01:37:02,655 - Guess I better get to it. - Yeah, me too. 1452 01:37:02,689 --> 01:37:05,749 - Talk next week? - I shall await your call, Madame. 1453 01:37:05,759 --> 01:37:10,696 Then, ado-ado. Farting is such sweet sorrow. 1454 01:37:10,831 --> 01:37:14,858 - So long, stinkbrain. - Bye, kid. 1455 01:37:27,748 --> 01:37:30,723 Hey. You doing okay there, Ralph? 1456 01:37:30,724 --> 01:37:34,988 Yeah. I am, actually. I'm doing great. 1457 01:37:35,622 --> 01:37:38,614 Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, buddy. 1458 01:41:07,792 --> 01:41:10,815 Hey, Mo! Did you like the movie, sweetie? 1459 01:41:11,139 --> 01:41:14,721 Well, there was a scene in the trailer that 1460 01:41:14,746 --> 01:41:18,326 wasn't in the movie. And that makes me sad. 1461 01:41:18,350 --> 01:41:22,273 Oh, that's too bad! Maybe playing your game would cheer you up. 1462 01:41:22,297 --> 01:41:24,447 Okay. 1463 01:41:25,382 --> 01:41:26,905 Pancake. 1464 01:41:26,906 --> 01:41:28,929 Milkshake. 1465 01:41:28,930 --> 01:41:30,653 Pancake. 1466 01:41:30,654 --> 01:41:32,177 Pancake. 1467 01:41:32,178 --> 01:41:34,219 - Milkshake. - Ooh! Ooh, ooh! 1468 01:41:34,220 --> 01:41:36,218 I wanna try, I wanna try, I wanna try! My turn, my turn. 1469 01:41:36,219 --> 01:41:40,719 Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake. Milkshake. 1470 01:41:40,743 --> 01:41:44,743 Pancake. Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake. 1471 01:41:44,867 --> 01:41:48,167 I'm starting to understand why people like this game! Very zen! 1472 01:41:50,416 --> 01:41:52,893 Hey, everybody! Look what I found! 1473 01:41:52,894 --> 01:41:55,860 - More pancakes! - Sweet! Let's speed it up! 1474 01:41:55,861 --> 01:41:57,846 Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, 1475 01:41:57,847 --> 01:41:59,870 pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, 1476 01:41:59,871 --> 01:42:02,695 pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake. 1477 01:42:02,719 --> 01:42:04,473 Eat, little bunny. Eat, eat, eat! 1478 01:42:04,474 --> 01:42:07,580 Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while. 1479 01:42:08,204 --> 01:42:10,702 No, the kitty gets the milkshake! 1480 01:42:10,703 --> 01:42:15,279 The bunny gets the pancake! 1481 01:42:25,166 --> 01:42:30,750 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 1482 01:42:31,305 --> 01:42:37,481 Craving big poker? Feast your eyes on Venom. $5 million GTD. AmericasCardroom.com 120129