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d Sometimes
the world looks perfect d
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d Nothing to rearrange d
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d Sometimes
you just get a feeling d
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d Like you need
some kind of change d
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d No matter what
the odds are this time d
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d Nothing's gonna
stand in my way d
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d This flame in my heart d
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d Like a long lost friend d
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d Gives every dark street
a light at the end d
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d Standing tall d
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d On the wings of my dreams d
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d Rise and fall d
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d On the wings of my dreams d
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d Through the rain and thunder
the wind and haze d
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d I'm bound for better days d
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d It's my life d
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d My dream d
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d And nothing's
gonna stop me now d
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Balki, je�li oddasz wi�cej rzeczy
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na s�siedzk� zbi�rk� charytatywn�
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nie zostanie nic dla ciebie.
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Kuzynie, lubi� �y� wed�ug
jednej zasady.
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"Serce si� raduje,
je�li dzielisz si� z innymi"
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Poza tym, to nie moje rzeczy,
tylko twoje.
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Moje?
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Czekaj chwil�.
Czekaj chwil�.
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Uch...
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To moja kurtka z liceum.
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Wi��e si� z ni� wiele wspomnie�.
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Och!
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Mo�e powiniene� z niej wyj��
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kilka wspomnie�.
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Nie rozumiem.
Zawsze pasowa�a idealnie.
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Kuzynie, ucieczka nie jest odpowiedzi�.
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O m�j Bo�e!
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Przyty�em trzy kilo!
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- Cze��, Balki.
- Cze��, cze��.
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- Cze��.
- Witaj.
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Przez tydzie� b�dziemy w Australii
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pomy�leli�my wi�c, �e od razu
podrzucimy ubrania.
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Mam nadziej�, �e tyle wystarczy.
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Dzi�kuj�.
S� pi�kne.
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Kuzynie, patrz
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jakie pi�kne rzeczy przynios�y.
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Wszystko to jest na nas za du�e.
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To te� mo�esz ju� zabra�.
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Larry, jaka �adna kurtka.
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Czemu jej nie chcesz?
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Po pierwsze, jest ju� niemodna.
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A po drugie przyty� trzy kilo
i ju� na niego nie pasuje.
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Oczywi�cie wi�kszo�� to mi�nie.
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Wygl�dasz dobrze.
Prawda, Mary Anne?
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Gdybym ja przyty�a trzy kilo
to bym umar�a.
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U faceta ma�y brzuszek jest uroczy.
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Chod�my, Mary Anne.
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Widzimy si� w sobot�, tak?
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Pa, Balki.
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S�ysza�e� to?
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Jennifer uwa�a, �e ty i tw�j
brzuszek jeste�cie uroczy.
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Jasne!
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Tak jak uroczy jest ludzik
Micheline.
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Dobra, dobra.
Bez paniki.
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Nie zdawa�em sobie sprawy,
�e panikuj�.
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Zobaczmy.
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Jennifer i Mary Anne
wracaj� za tydzie�.
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Gdybym tylko chud� p� kilo dziennie.
Dam rad�.
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Och.
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Nic nie b�d� jad�,
tylko ci�gle �wiczy�.
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Kuzynie,
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wiesz, �e mam o tobie wysokie
mniemanie
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i �e chce dla ciebie jak
najlepiej
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wi�c musisz mi uwierzy�,
jak ci powiem
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�e nie masz szans.
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My�lisz, �e nie dam rady?
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Chyba nie znasz Larry'ego Appletona
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tak dobrze jak ci si� wydaje.
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Wystarczy samodyscyplina.
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Czysta, podparta �elazn� wol�
samodyscyplina.
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Nie musia�by� podpiera� swojej
woli �elazem
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gdyby� pozwoli� mi wzi�� ci�
na mypozja�sk� diet�.
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Mypozja�sk� diet�?
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Och, mypozja�ska dieta.
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Co robicie, ograniczacie
�wi�skie ryje?
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Nie, same �wi�skie ryje nie tucz�.
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Tylko to �wi�stwo, kt�rymi si�
je przyprawia.
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Mypozja�ska dieta?
Prosz�.
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Kraj, kt�rego kr�l wa�y 135 kilo?
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Ma problemy z tarczyc�.
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Balki, m�wi�e�, �e pobi�
�wiatowy rekord
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w jedzeniu p�czk�w z marmolad�.
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Lubi wsp�zawodnictwo.
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Je�li mam i�� na diet�,
wybieram t� ameryka�sk�.
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Znamy si� na dietach.
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Jeste�my najbardziej oty�ym
narodem �wiata.
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Nie.
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Potrzebuj� tylko "diety Larry'ego".
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Potrzebna jest tylko si�a woli.
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A kiedy chodzi o jedzenie
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Jestem Panem Silna Wola.
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Czekaj, kuzynie
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je�li pozwolisz mi zafundowa�
ci mypozja�sk� diet�--
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Zapomnij o mypozja�skiej diecie.
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Ale s�uchaj--
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Balki...
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...s�uchaj uwa�nie co mam do
powiedzenia.
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Nie chc� wi�cej s�ysze� s�owa
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o mypozja�skiej diecie...
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...nigdy.
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O to si� nie martw,
Panie Zjadaczu T�uszczu.
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Sta�!
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Zauwa�y�em wieczorem
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�e lod�wka wymaga czyszczenia.
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Wi�c...
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...to w�a�nie robi
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Pan Silna Wola
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gdy zachodzi s�o�ce.
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Ok, ok.
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K�ama�em.
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Mia�e� racj�.
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Sam nie dam rady.
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Same �wiczenia, zero jedzenia.
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Tak si� nie da zrzuci� wagi.
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Nie wiem co sobie my�la�em.
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Mia�e� racj�.
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Ja si� myli�em.
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Potrzebuj� pomocy.
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Wi�c...
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...mo�e m�g�by� mi zafundowa�
mypozja�sk� diet�?
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Ustalmy jedno.
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Chcesz...
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...�ebym zafundowa� ci...
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...mypozja�sk� diet�.
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Tak.
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Tak, zafunduj mi diet� z Mypos.
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Mam z tym ma�y k�opot. Czemu?
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Bo nie wolno mi o niej nigdy
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wspomina�.
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Nie u�atwisz mi tego, co?
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- Hmm, nie, nie.
- Nie.
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Balki, prosz�.
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Kuzynie, nie mo�emy si� �pieszy�.
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Na pewno chcesz zrezygnowa�
z diety Larry'ego?
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Wiesz, tej na kt�rej nic nie
jesz ca�y dzie�
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a potem rzucasz si� na jedzenie
w nocy
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i zjadasz z lod�wki wszystko
poza �wiate�kiem?
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Tak.
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Nie zjad�e� �wiate�ka, prawda?
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- Nie, nie zjad�em.
- Mi�o z twojej strony.
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Odrzucam diet� Larry'ego.
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Zafundujesz mi mypozja�sk� diet�?
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Nie mog�.
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Dlaczego?
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Nabija�e� si� z mojego kr�la.
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Cofam to.
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Kocham kr�la.
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Przykro mi, �e ma problemy
z tarczyc�.
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I grube ko�ci.
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Najgrubsze.
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Najwi�ksze.
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Wzbudza zazdro��
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wszystkich monarch�w.
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Tak w�a�nie jest.
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My�l�, �e m�wisz tak tylko
dlatego
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�ebym zafundowa� ci mypozja�sk�
diet�.
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Wcale nie.
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- Ale� tak.
- Wcale nie.
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- Ale� tak.
- Zgadza si�.
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Dobrze, kuzynie.
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Zafunduj� ci mypozja�sk� diet�.
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Och, dzi�kuj�.
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Ale tylko dlatego, �e jeste�
taki �a�osny.
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Dzi�kuj�, dzi�kuj�, dzi�kuj�.
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Balki, nie b�d� musia� je�� �adnych
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dziwnych rdzennych potraw, prawda?
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Oczywi�cie, �e nie
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Nie b�d� �mieszny.
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Nie masz alergii na zup� z
rybich oczu, prawda?
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Ach!
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Nie jest taka z�a.
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Balki, je�li przejd� na diet� z Mypos
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musisz mi pom�c nie oszukiwa�.
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- Zrobisz to?
- Oczywi�cie.
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Obiecaj mi, �e nie pozwolisz mi
zje�� nic
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czego nie ma w tej diecie.
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- Mam obieca�?
- Tak.
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Ju�.
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Obieca�em.
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Co mi zrobi�e�?
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Przeprowadzi�em
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mypozja�ski rytua� obietnicy.
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Nadal jestem prezbiterianinem?
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To oznacza...
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...�e ziemia mo�e si� zapa��
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niebo zawali�
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ale ja nigdy
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nigdy, przenigdy...
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...nie z�ami� obietnicy.
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- Nie z�amiesz?
- A co w�a�nie powiedzia�em?
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Min�y cztery dni.
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Nie mog� si� doczeka�, �eby zobaczy�
ile schud�em.
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Nie wierz�!
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Zgubi�em ponad kilogram!
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Dieta z Mypos dzia�a!
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Balki, dzi�kuj�.
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Kuzynie, nie musisz mi dzi�kowa�.
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- Tak, musz�.
- Nie, nie, nie. Nie musisz.
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- Musz�.
- Nie musisz.
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Natychmiast przesta�.
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Wiesz Balki, gdybym zwa�y� si�
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bez but�w, to pewnie...
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Balki.
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Minus dwa kilo?
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Co zrobi�e� ze skal�?
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Ba�em si�, �e si� zniech�cisz
wi�c j� przestawi�em.
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Kilogram?
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Przyty�em kilogram?
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Tak.
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Balki, przybieram na wadze.
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Mog�em je�� czekolad�, �eby to
osi�gn��!
220
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Zamiast tego przez cztery dni
jad�em rybie oczy
221
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i �wi�skie ryje
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i te ma�e mi�kkie rzeczy
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kt�rych nawet nie chc� zna�.
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- To s�--
- Nie chc� wiedzie�!
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Pos�uchaj, kuzynie
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pozw�l mi wyja�ni�.
227
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Przez pierwsze dni mypozja�skiej
diety
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mo�na troch� spuchn��.
229
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Ale waga spadnie.
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- Zobaczysz.
- Spadnie?
231
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Oczywi�cie.
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A teraz co� zjedz.
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Poczujesz si� lepiej.
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00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:26,580
Znowu zupa z rybich oczu?
235
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Znowu zupa z rybich oczu.
236
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Zupa jest dobra.
237
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Jedz p�ki gor�ca.
238
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Je�li pozwolisz jej wystygn��,
oczy stwardniej�.
239
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Halo? Pioli Pizza?
240
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M�wi Larry Appleton.
241
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Tak, to znowu ja.
242
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Chc� swoj� pizz�!
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Bo jest tu cz�owiek,
244
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kt�ry nie jad� prawdziwego
jedzenia od pi�ciu dni
245
00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:05,020
i jest bardzo, bardzo g�odny!
246
00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:08,820
Ju� jest. Uch, uch...
Mi�ego dnia.
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Balki!
248
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,320
My�la�em, �e poszed�e� zbiera�
ubrania dla potrzebuj�cych.
249
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Tak by�o.
250
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:19,820
Zobacz jacy ludzie s� hojni.
251
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,880
Zdejmuj� z siebie ostatni ciuch.
252
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,280
Balki, to nie wystarczy.
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Idzie zima.
254
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,420
Wracaj tam i zdob�d� we�n�!
255
00:13:28,650 --> 00:13:29,720
Co ja wygaduj�?
256
00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:31,750
We�na powoduje sw�dzenie.
257
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,380
- Kto to?
- Spis powszechny.
258
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:36,580
Dwie osoby.
259
00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:40,580
Powiem ci co�..
260
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,850
Zgubi�em par� centrymetr�w wok�
brzuszka.
261
00:13:42,950 --> 00:13:46,380
Sporo moich ciuch�w jest ju�
na mnie za du�ych.
262
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,620
Id� do szafy i we�
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co ci si� tylko podoba.
264
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,380
Ale kuzynie,
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00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:56,720
ju� rano by�e� taki hojny--
266
00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:58,850
I zn�w jestem!
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00:14:02,650 --> 00:14:04,750
Przepraszam, to mia�a by� niespodzianka.
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To jego urodziny.
Zatrzymaj reszt�.
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00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,850
Kuzynie, wiesz...
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00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:14,350
...my�l�, �e ta koszula
nadal na ciebie pasuje.
271
00:14:14,450 --> 00:14:15,780
Niewa�ne.
Wzi��e� swetry?
272
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,950
- Jakie swetry?
- Moje kaszmirowe swetry!
273
00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:20,550
We� je! Zabierz je!
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00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,420
Powiniene� si�
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00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,680
wstydzi�.
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00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:01,820
Wiesz...
277
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,850
...normalnie bym si� wstydzi�...
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00:15:03,950 --> 00:15:06,320
Zdecydowa�em, �e wcale
279
00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:07,680
nie musz� zrzuca� wagi.
280
00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:09,820
Jestem szcz�liwy taki jaki jestem.
281
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,850
Id� po pizz�.
282
00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:19,250
Och, wiem.
283
00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:20,820
Chodzi o t� obietnic�, prawda?
284
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,820
Balki, mo�esz zapomnie� o obietnicy.
285
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,720
Mo�emy �y� dalej.
286
00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:27,780
Id� po pizz�.
287
00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:34,550
Balki, Balki, Balki.
288
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:36,820
To nie jest Mypos.
289
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,420
To Ameryka.
290
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,950
Ludzie ca�y czas �ami� tu obietnice.
291
00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:43,050
Dlatego zdobyli�my te india�skie ziemie.
292
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,850
Id� po pizz�.
293
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,780
Ok, ok, zapomnij o pizzy.
294
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,280
Nie wiem czemu w og�le
295
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:56,280
o tym rozmawiamy.
296
00:15:56,380 --> 00:15:57,880
Koniec diety
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00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:59,750
i ju�.
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00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:01,820
Ha ha!
299
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,550
To tylko kilka dodatkowych kilogram�w.
300
00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:04,980
Mo�na z tym �y�.
301
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,650
To nawet lepiej.
�wiat kocha grubas�w.
302
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:08,980
Co� ci powiem...
303
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:11,520
id� co� zje��.
304
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,220
Nigdzie nie idziesz.
305
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,550
Zostan�. B�d� grzeczny.
Tylko mnie postaw.
306
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,320
Co to by�o?
307
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,380
Co?
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00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:39,480
Och!
O matko przenaj�wi�tsza!
309
00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,550
To ciasteczka.
310
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,920
Ciekawe kto je tam po�o�y�.
311
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:48,720
No chyba nie Ciasteczkowy Potw�r.
312
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:53,520
Balki, nie wiem o czym m�wisz.
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00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:55,980
Pewnie le�a�y tam od lat.
314
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,780
Kupi�em u�ywan� kanap�.
315
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,550
Sam spojrz�.
316
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,580
Aha!
317
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,550
- Czy to wszystko?
- Tak, tak.
318
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,750
Zawsze wiem kiedy k�amiesz
319
00:17:15,850 --> 00:17:17,980
bo powtarzasz s�owa dwa razy.
320
00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:21,350
Nie k�ami�.
321
00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:23,480
Nie k�ami�.
322
00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:35,880
Sam znajd� reszt�.
323
00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:39,820
A prowadzi� mnie b�dzie twoje sumienie.
324
00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:24,520
Unh!
325
00:18:28,550 --> 00:18:30,350
Powiniene�
326
00:18:30,450 --> 00:18:32,750
si� wstydzi�.
327
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:33,880
Wstydz� si�.
328
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,650
Wstydz� si�.
329
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,350
Dzi�kuj�, �e uratowa�e� mnie
przed samym sob�.
330
00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:40,520
Dzi�kuj�.
331
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,280
Dzi�kuj�.
Prawdziwy z ciebie przyjaciel.
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00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,680
Ach! Ach!
333
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,680
Ach! Ach!
334
00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:15,750
Daj mi to.
335
00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:20,250
Zjem to i mnie nie powstrzymasz.
336
00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:21,920
Nie!
337
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:31,450
Odsu� si�!
338
00:19:31,550 --> 00:19:33,480
Nie zawaham si� tego u�y�!
339
00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:38,620
Dobra.
340
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,680
No dalej.
341
00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:41,720
Zjedz tego g�upiego p�czka.
342
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,920
- Co?
- Zjedz go sobie.
343
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,850
Je�li to dla ciebie niewa�ne,
to go zjedz.
344
00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:49,680
Nie obchodzi mnie to.
345
00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:52,680
Umywam od tego stopy.
346
00:19:55,550 --> 00:19:56,650
Nie spr�bujesz mnie powstrzyma�?
347
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:58,220
Nie.
348
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,480
Ale powiniene�. Obieca�e�.
349
00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:02,250
�ami� obietnic�.
350
00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:04,550
M�wi�e�, �e mieszkaniec Mypos
nigdy nie �amie obietnic.
351
00:20:04,650 --> 00:20:06,880
�aden mieszkanie Mypos nigdy nie
mieszka� z tob�.
352
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,750
Gdy poprosisz kogo� na Mypos
�eby ci pom�g�
353
00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:13,480
pozwalasz mu na to.
A nie walczysz z nim.
354
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,850
To ty chcia�e� zgubi� wag�
355
00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:17,780
a to ja musz� si� stara�.
356
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,280
Ok�ama�e� mnie...
357
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:21,580
...zmanipulowa�e�
358
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,980
a teraz to.
359
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,450
Zamieni�e� nasz salon
360
00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:27,520
w delikatesy.
361
00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:35,450
D�u�ej tak nie mog�.
362
00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:38,480
Nie mam czasu na b�l.
363
00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:46,420
Wi�c...
364
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,550
�ami� obietnic�.
365
00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:53,880
Ju�.
Mam nadziej�, �e jeste� zadowolony.
366
00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:55,850
Przez ciebie zosta�em pierwszym
mieszka�cem w historii Mypos
367
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,420
kt�ry z�ama� obietnic�.
368
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:04,320
Balki, przepraszam, �e ci to
zrobi�em.
369
00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:05,820
Ja...
370
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,520
Szczerze prosi�em o pomoc.
371
00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:10,780
Bo nigdy wcze�niej nie musia�em
zrzuca� wagi.
372
00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:13,720
Kiedy ludzie m�wili jakie to trudne
373
00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:17,420
nie rozumia�em czemu po prostu
nie jedz� mniej.
374
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,920
Przez ostatnie par� dni zrozumia�em
czemu to takie trudne.
375
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,820
Nigdy nie powinienem pozwoli�
ci wzi�� za to odpowiedzialno��.
376
00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:26,920
Uch.
Och!
377
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,920
Gdybym tylko m�g� ci to jako�
wynagrodzi�.
378
00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:34,820
Wi�c...
379
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,680
...jest jeden spos�b.
380
00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:39,280
Jest?
Zrobi� wszystko.
381
00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:40,550
Mo�esz wr�ci� na diet�.
382
00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:42,650
Tego nie zrobi�.
383
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:46,250
Wi�c zostan� mieszka�cem Mypos
pozbawionym honoru.
384
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,750
Chyba przyzwyczaj� si� do noszenia
kaptura.
385
00:21:52,780 --> 00:21:55,450
- Kaptura?
- Tak.
386
00:21:55,550 --> 00:21:58,320
Jest zrobiony ze �mierdz�cej
387
00:21:58,420 --> 00:21:59,550
i sw�dz�cej koziej sier�ci
388
00:21:59,650 --> 00:22:01,250
od kt�rej p�ka sk�ra.
389
00:22:01,350 --> 00:22:03,380
Ale to nie ma znaczenia,
390
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,020
bo nikt wi�cej nie zobaczy mojej twarzy.
391
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,650
Dobra.
Wr�c� na diet�.
392
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:21,880
Ok.
393
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:30,820
Kuzynie, po�piesz si�.
394
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,250
Im szybciej si� zwa�ysz
395
00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:34,280
tym szybciej p�jdziemy co� zje��.
396
00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:35,950
Larry, wygl�dasz �wietnie.
397
00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:37,250
Tak, schud�e�?
398
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,320
Mary Anne, on by� na diecie.
399
00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:44,450
Och, racja.
400
00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:49,280
No dalej, kuzynie. Chcemy zobaczy�
o ile mniej ci� jest.
401
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,620
Najwa�niejsze jest nie to...
402
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,880
...czy schud�em lub przyty�em.
403
00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:01,550
Tylko �e dojrza�em jako osoba.
404
00:23:01,650 --> 00:23:03,620
Moje wewn�trzne "ja" jest silniejsze.
405
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,720
Ale chcemy zobaczy� ile twoje zewn�trzne
"ja" wa�y.
406
00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:07,780
Moja samoocena nie zale�y
407
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,820
od jakich� numerk�w na skali.
408
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,880
Tak! Tak! Zrobi�em to!
409
00:23:12,980 --> 00:23:14,320
Zgubi�em trzy kilo!
410
00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:16,620
- Och, kuzynie!
- Brawo!
411
00:23:19,550 --> 00:23:21,550
Chod�cie.
Idziemy na obiad.
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