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[TELEPHONE RINGING][CAR HORNS HONKING]
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Uh, hi. This is Rob
calling for Alison.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Hey, hi, sorry.
I just, uh, pulled over.
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Uh, what's the--
Did they have her--
What's the news?
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I don't know what the laws
are about driving
with a cell phone.
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I don't...
I know that I voted
for something
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about Bluetooth headsets,
but I don't...
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Look, I just wanted
to play it safe. Um...
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Hey, listen, have we, um...
Have we heard from them?
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Are we, uh... Are we in?
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That's great.
That's, gr-- [CLEARS THROAT]
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Yeah, it's great.
That's great.
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Uh, yeah,
I felt like the pitch
went really well,
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and I was...
I was pumped about it.
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I felt really, um...
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Pumped.
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Uh, listen.
Um, good job setting this up.
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Yeah, good job.
Hey, we're doing it.
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Mmm-hmm, yeah.
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Uh-huh, yeah, that...
That works.
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Monday's wide open.
Yeah, I can do Monday.
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Yeah. Um, listen.
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I should go
'cause I have, uh,
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some other calls
that I gotta make.
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Okay, all right.
Thank you. Thank you, Alison.
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Thanks again. Bye-bye.
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[MUFFLED] Yes!
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Yes!
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Oh!
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[BREATHES HEAVILY]
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[LINE RINGING]
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Mom?
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I think it's finally starting.
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[SIGHS]
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CONNOR: Well, thanks, guys,
be right out.
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Have some boxes
in the hall, Connor.
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CONNOR: Okay, got it.
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[CHUCKLES] What're you doing?
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I could've got those for you.CONNOR: Uh, no.
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Anything else?No, this is everything.
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Thank God.
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So it's like official.
You're like a Hollywoodian.
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Like a Hollow-Hollywooder?
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Out of the valley
and into the frying pan.
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Why would anyone
do that to themselves?
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[DOOR CLOSES]WOMAN: Connor?
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In here.
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I thought you left
without locking it again.
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Yeah.
I said sorry for that.
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I saw a distinctly
bass Halsey man peeing
in a trash can out front.
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So a little more
caution, please?
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[CHUCKLES] I know.
Not happening again.
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You went back.Look.
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It's bad enough
living a block away
from Hollywood Boulevard.
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I'm just trying to make
the most of it
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by stocking up on
shitty swag and trinkets.
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All my Christmas presents
for family I don't talk to.
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We don't set foot
on that street
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unless there's
a virus outbreak
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and that's
the closest medical tent.
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I got something for you.And even then,
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we would have
to weigh it against
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how severe
the virus symptoms are.
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"Best Writer."
It only took three years.
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And mine.
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Very cute.I thought so.
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Have you seen any more
of our neighbors?
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Yeah, actually.
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They helped me
carry all this stuff up here.
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Aw. Simple but sweet.
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My kinda guys.
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Which one's Mark
and which one's Dave?
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I doubt their mothers
even know.
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He's so funny.
He's like a prankster.
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He's basically
another Clooney.
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That's amazing.
What's something funny
that he did?
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Yeah, um,
you know what?
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It was one of those
you had to be there
type deals.
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Oh, I get it.
What else about him?
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Yeah, dude, tell us more about
Bradley Cooper's eyes.
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Shut up, dude.
You didn't work with him.
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CONNOR: Neither did you
though, right?
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You just saw him
at the studio?
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While I was dropping off
a package for work.
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It counts.
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Uh, maybe then
you can pitch
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one of Connor's scripts
to the Coop.
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No. Dave's just
totally joking.
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I would never ask a friend
to do anything like that.
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Oh, hey, beer.
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Oh, hook a brother up.
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You want one?
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Uh, I'm good.
Help yourself though, Mark.
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[MOUTHING]
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This week I caught up with "Funny Girl" Ashley North
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on the set of her new comedy. Oh, I just love her.
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As do I. I might be in love with her.
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Aren't we all?
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I spoke to her
about the pressures
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of becoming a rising star--
You've spoken to her?
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She's so down to earth.
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Yeah, I've heard that.
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[CLEARS THROAT] We discussed
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the pressures of becoming a rising star
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and what it's like having the weight of the world
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on her shoulders.
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Take a look.
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"Weight of the world."
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Uh, it's probably
a bit of an over statement,
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but, uh,
my back is killing me.
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[LAUGHING]
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No, but seriously.
It's a serious question.
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Oh, okay.
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Uh, yeah, I guess
it can be difficult at times.
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[MOANING IN BACKGROUND]
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It's a nice
night out tonight, huh?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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[MOANING CONTINUES]
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So, is that why
you moved to L.A.?
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The weather?
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I'm actually
trying to be a writer.
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Oh, my God.
Well, me too.
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Well, what kind of stuff
do you write?
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Uh, scripts and stuff,
you know?
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Is this your first one?Uh, no.
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I've already written five.Ah, that's a lot.
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They're not great.
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[MOANING][POUNDING ON WALL]
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They're not good at all,
actually.
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SOFIA: Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
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Mmm, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Dave's been in there
with Mariah
for a long time now.
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Sofia.
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[DAVE MOANING]
Oh, Sofia!
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Yep. Yep.
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Oh, um, uh...
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I'm not gonna...
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Oh, I just...
I get it. I get it.
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I'm so sorry.No, don't be sorry.
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No, I'm sorry for,
you know...
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Did you want
another beer or...
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No, I'm, uh... I'm good.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[SHOWER RUNNING]
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[SOFIA IN SOUTHERN ACCENT]
Thank you, Connor.
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That's right.
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I am Betsy Ross, and I did sew this here flag.
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[NORMAL ACCENT] Is it okay
if I do like a Southern thing?
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[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT]
Those men claimed
they designed it,
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but they have
no sense of style.
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Those stars were all wrong...
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I cannot believe my ears.
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I know.
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I still have
every one of 'em.
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...needs a woman's touch.
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Do you remember how we
could just turn in
a video assignment for any class
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and it was like
an automatic A?
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My mom's camera single-handedly
kept us on the honor role.
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You could not have found these
at a better time.
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It's crazy
how stunning we were.
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Even back then,
you were so talented.
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SOFIA: ...I just...
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I just love
my country so much.
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I just changed.CONNOR: "I just changed."
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Yeah, I guess not.
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...but damn, is he hot.
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Did I write this one?
I forget.
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SOFIA: Damn, I wouldn't mind gettin' a few splinters in my tongue,
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if you know what I mean.
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Is that a genuine
one and a quarter...
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Diamond, what, carat?
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Is that a genuine
one and a quarter
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carat... One...
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Oh honey,
is that a genuine...
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Is that a genuine...
Am I a bitch?
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A quarter carat diamond ring?
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Moon Kissed Jewelers?
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Yes, a thousand times, yes.
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[GASPS] Yes,
a thousand times, yes.
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[DOOR OPENING]CONNOR: Hey.
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I remembered
to lock the door.
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Impressed?
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I hate that.
I fucking hate that.
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You had an audition.
That's great.
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I don't need to read
about it on Facebook.
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And what's worse
is after it was over,
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he posted another picture
of him giving the thumbs up.
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Oh, like it went great.
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Prayers and good vibes
are appreciated.
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Gross. The worst.
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Hey, guys.Oh, shush, she's here.
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Everyone shut up.Funny, A.J.
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I didn't even know
you were home, Connor.
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I was trying
to get some work done,
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but I couldn't concentrate
over all your rehearsing.
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And how
are we supposed to work
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with all of your
silent writing?
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So, who had an audition?
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A.J.: Oh, I worked
something yesterday.
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CONNOR: That's awesome.
Congratulations.
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Whatever. It's just
another commercial,
but, hey.
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I miss commercials.
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I'd murder a child
for a commercial.
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Stop.
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Ugh! I don't know
if I can handle
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booking another
bullshit pilot
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that's never gonna see
the light of day.
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I drool over Marcus'
residual checks when
they come in the mail.
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Oh.
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Well, it sounds like
things are really
going well for you guys.
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Sofia is kicking ass
too, actually.
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Really?TAYLOR: What you got, girl?
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Yeah.
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New headshots?
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Okay.
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They're gonna be
really pretty.
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Wow, Sofia.
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You always
need to update those.
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Thanks, guys.
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Connor has her first ever
coffee meeting tomorrow.
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Yeah.
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She does.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Well, I'm off to go
find a place
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where I can get
some work done.
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A.J.: Bye-bye.Later, Connor.
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I'm locking the door.
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Thank you.
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How'd go?
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I have never been
so embarrassed
in my entire life.
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I want to go crawl
under a rock.
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So, not great.
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What're you making?
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Dinner.
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I know I can be
a little manic,
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and I know I can come on
a little strong,
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but all things considered,
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I'm like
a normal person, right?
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Usually?
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I mean, that's kind of
a loaded question, Connor.
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Well, apparently,
I am a huge, creepy weirdo
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when it comes
to coffee meetups with...
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[OVEN TIMER SOUNDING]Connections?
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That, yeah.
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And fuck that word,
by the way.
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I can make friends,
no problem.
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I have probably made a few
enemies without even trying,
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but connections?
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I mean,
what does that even...
Connections.
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There's a reason
I've avoided coffee meetups
254
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:19,266
for this long.What happened?
255
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:22,095
Just so many bad things.
256
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,578
From the start, okay?
257
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,189
Oh, wait.
Who was this guy again?
258
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,017
Sorry, was he the web
comic guy?
259
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,454
No, Carmen's the writer.
260
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:36,022
Like the actual writer
who sold that script.
261
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,154
Shit.
262
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:41,114
So he comes in and he says,
"Hey, how are you?"
263
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,898
Oh, and you said,
"Not much," didn't you?
264
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,160
Ugh, I hate that.
265
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:47,947
"No thanks."
266
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,038
Oh, my God.
267
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,344
Just "No thanks."
268
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:55,911
Came right out.
269
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,826
I have never even heard
of a "No thanks."
270
00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:01,395
No one has,
first in history,
I think.
271
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:04,093
Oh, in all of history,
I mean, there was probably
272
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,921
some nervous Roman... Maybe...[KNOCK ON DOOR]
273
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,357
Not the worst of it.
274
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:08,968
To be continued.
275
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:11,883
Thank you.
276
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,497
For you.
277
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,499
I told him I saw his movie.
278
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,805
But you didn't.I did not.
279
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:23,199
But I pretended like I did,
because that can be
280
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,635
too hard to fake
in front of the person
281
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:27,029
who actually
made the movie.
282
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,597
I don't know
who's making these decisions.
283
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,338
Who is this girl?
284
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:33,296
I'm listening.
285
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:36,038
Every time
the part of his movie
came up in conversation,
286
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,561
I told him
I couldn't remember it
287
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,346
because I was really drunk
when I watched it,
288
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:42,392
which is probably worse
than not watching it at all.
289
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:45,352
I bullshitted my way
through an entire
290
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:46,962
breakdown of his movie.
291
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,485
He would say
a character's name
292
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,009
and I wouldn't know,
and I would smile...
293
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:56,580
Everyone in that cafe
knew that I had not
seen that movie.
294
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:59,192
It was like I was floating
295
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:02,021
outside of my body,
watching some girl
296
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,848
single-handedly destroy
297
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:06,590
her chances
of ever having a career.
298
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,766
What? What? When did...
299
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,159
Why did I take this?
300
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,089
[SIGHS]
301
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:41,364
You know what?
302
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,801
It's okay.
303
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,891
Even if it had
gone really well,
which...
304
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,416
[MUFFLED]
it didn't, but even
if it had, what the hell?
305
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,070
It's not like...
306
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,512
[CONNOR TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
307
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,606
...when it was time
to say goodbye,
308
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,999
then I kissed him
on the cheek.
309
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,045
Oh.
310
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,699
[PHONE RINGING]
311
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:13,657
Wow.
312
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:14,832
Hello.
313
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,184
Yes. Hi.
314
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,450
Oh, my God, um...
315
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,930
[SOBBING]
316
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:32,894
No, no, no, I'm sorry, um,
I appreciate it so much.
Uh...
317
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:49,040
♪ Highway driving
318
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:54,045
♪ Up and down
the countryside
319
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,787
♪ Forever winding...
320
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:15,241
[PHONE KEYPAD BEEPING]
321
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:18,200
Um, hi, this is, uh,
Connor Miller.
322
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,376
I found your number
on this list online.
323
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,725
I hope that's okay.
324
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,945
Um, I'm an aspiring
screenwriter and I--
325
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,470
Hello?
326
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,082
Hi. I'm an
aspiring screenwriter,
327
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,867
and I'm looking
for representation--
328
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:41,571
[DEEP VOICE] Hi. I've got
professional screenwriter
Connor Miller on the line.
329
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:44,052
I can patch her through.
She's got a small window--
330
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:51,929
[RINGING]
331
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,323
Hello?
332
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,805
No, Dad, I'm fine. Sorry.
333
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:00,982
Yeah.
334
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,201
No, I can talk.
335
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:07,423
As soon
as I get a new roommate,
I can start paying you back.
336
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,903
It just...
337
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,689
No, I know.
338
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:15,126
Two months is more than fair.
339
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,563
Thank you.
340
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,262
Look, Daddy,
I gotta go.
341
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,525
I'm in the middle
of working and, uh...
342
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,136
Writing.
343
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,009
Okay.
344
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,445
I love you, too.
345
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,276
[EXHALES]
346
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:29,331
[GIGGLING]
347
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,550
Shh.
348
00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:34,989
Aren't we gonna
wake up your roommate?
349
00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:37,296
Don't have one.Oh.
350
00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:39,210
So.Mm-hmm.
351
00:21:39,254 --> 00:21:40,473
Am I coming in?
352
00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,306
Oh, my God, you...
353
00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:50,570
You are special.
354
00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:51,832
What?
355
00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:57,141
I know special, believe me.
356
00:21:57,968 --> 00:22:00,319
I can tell that you
357
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,756
are a special person.
358
00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:06,325
You know a lot
of special people.
359
00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:10,981
It's kind of my job.
360
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:16,857
[LAUGHING]
361
00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:36,833
[CHUCKLING]
362
00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:40,968
[MOANING]
363
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,682
Um, the side table.
364
00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:02,119
What?I think I have
condoms in there.
365
00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:06,689
Let me just, uh...
366
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:08,343
We should
really use a condom.
367
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,736
Yeah.
368
00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:12,782
Shit.
369
00:23:13,696 --> 00:23:15,089
Oh, I'm sorry.
370
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:18,658
We really shouldn't
do this without...
371
00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:20,137
No.
372
00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:22,662
Definitely, uh...
373
00:23:22,705 --> 00:23:24,141
Yeah, we shouldn't.
374
00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:28,668
[EXHALES]
375
00:23:35,152 --> 00:23:36,980
You finished, didn't you?
376
00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:39,505
Yeah.
377
00:23:40,941 --> 00:23:42,246
Did you?
378
00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:11,667
[WATER RUNNING]
379
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,414
I hate you.
380
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,121
I don't know, Connor.
381
00:24:31,165 --> 00:24:33,820
There's lots
of these guys around,
you know.
382
00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:35,865
Like, he can be
the real deal,
383
00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:37,519
but he can be full of shit.
384
00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:39,129
How did you
meet this guy again?
385
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,566
Bar.
386
00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:43,090
Well...
387
00:24:44,613 --> 00:24:46,963
I mean, if he seems cool,
he's probably legit.
388
00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:48,225
Who knows?
389
00:24:52,795 --> 00:24:56,016
You know, if you're
like not feeling up for it,
we could do...
390
00:24:56,059 --> 00:24:57,713
No, no, no, we should...
We should leave for dinner.
391
00:24:57,757 --> 00:25:00,411
I, uh, I wanna be home
early tonight.
392
00:25:00,455 --> 00:25:03,066
Plans with
business card guy?No.
393
00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:04,807
I wanna get to sleep.
394
00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:07,680
I'm waking up at 4:00
to pick someone up
from the airport.
395
00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:13,207
I am locking the door.
396
00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:14,556
You're what?
397
00:25:22,869 --> 00:25:23,913
Jesus.
398
00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:26,960
This is how she left it.
399
00:25:27,003 --> 00:25:28,396
All she took
was the coffee table,
400
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:30,833
which we split the cost of,
by the way.
401
00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:34,358
You can sleep on the couch
if you want.
402
00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:35,751
Does it fold out?
403
00:25:35,795 --> 00:25:37,623
Nope. Just a couch.
404
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:39,625
[SIGHS]
405
00:25:39,668 --> 00:25:41,017
Your pick.
406
00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:44,238
All right, fine.
407
00:25:44,281 --> 00:25:45,761
I'll take the Sofia
shrine room,
408
00:25:45,805 --> 00:25:47,371
but I swear to God
if I see
409
00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:48,982
one pair of eyes moving.
410
00:25:49,025 --> 00:25:50,592
Yeah, yeah.
411
00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:52,942
This took time and care.
412
00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:54,596
I know.
413
00:25:56,293 --> 00:25:58,600
In my head, you'll always be
way more adult
414
00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:00,036
and put together than me.
415
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,473
All things considered.Exactly.
416
00:26:02,517 --> 00:26:05,999
It just blows my mind
that I may know more
about finances than you.
417
00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:07,304
Well, that's the price
you pay
418
00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:08,915
for living on your own
like you are.
419
00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:11,352
You gotta know about stuff.
420
00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:14,616
So, since you have a wife,
you don't have to know stuff?
421
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:16,836
I only have to know
half the stuff.
422
00:26:16,879 --> 00:26:18,272
[LAUGHING]
423
00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:20,666
I talked to Mom and Dad.Recently?
424
00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:22,493
Yeah, like a few
weeks ago.
425
00:26:22,537 --> 00:26:24,583
They're, uh...
426
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,497
They sound
real stoked for you.
427
00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:27,890
New apartment,
428
00:26:28,761 --> 00:26:30,153
new momentum.
429
00:26:30,197 --> 00:26:31,415
Really?
430
00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:33,026
Yeah.
431
00:26:33,069 --> 00:26:34,505
Like, what'd they say?
432
00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:39,423
Well, Dad's impressed
that you're still out here.
433
00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,687
I remember, uh,
they were really worried
434
00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:44,864
when you first,
uh... [WHISTLES]
435
00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:47,170
Worried?Yeah.
436
00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:50,086
I don't know,
just about you being okay.
437
00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:54,264
I guess the thing
that I'm learning is, uh,
438
00:26:56,092 --> 00:26:59,356
if you play ball
and stick to the rules,
439
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,402
things have a tendency
to work out.
440
00:27:01,881 --> 00:27:04,274
[LAUGHS]
441
00:27:04,318 --> 00:27:07,147
Was that a scoff?
Connor, did you just
scoff at me?
442
00:27:10,933 --> 00:27:13,327
It's a nice place, Con.
443
00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:14,720
I really like it.
444
00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:15,982
Thanks, Milo.
445
00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:20,377
America's newest
celebrity sweetheart
446
00:27:20,421 --> 00:27:23,119
may not be
so sweet after all.
447
00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:25,426
Another unhinged
starlet rampage?
448
00:27:25,948 --> 00:27:27,471
I'm afraid so.
449
00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:29,822
And this time,
it's Ashley North.
450
00:27:29,865 --> 00:27:31,519
Oh, I just love her.
451
00:27:31,562 --> 00:27:33,390
You did. I did.
452
00:27:33,434 --> 00:27:36,176
Not anymore, huh? Not anymore.
453
00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:39,135
The drunken actress
was caught by our cameras
454
00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:42,138
causing a scene
outside a local strip club.
455
00:27:42,182 --> 00:27:43,923
Ow. A scene.
456
00:27:43,966 --> 00:27:46,490
It's just so tragic
457
00:27:46,534 --> 00:27:48,884
to see an otherwise normal girl
458
00:27:48,928 --> 00:27:51,147
just... I remember, you met her.
459
00:27:51,191 --> 00:27:52,496
...unravel like that.
460
00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:54,020
So sad.
461
00:27:55,412 --> 00:27:57,893
I think we have some footage.
462
00:27:57,937 --> 00:28:00,330
But they [BLEEP]
cut me off, man!
463
00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:02,550
I'm [BLEEP] Ashley North!
464
00:28:02,593 --> 00:28:05,118
[BLEEP] Italian.
[BLEEP] mother [BLEEP].
465
00:28:05,161 --> 00:28:06,902
"I'm a security guard."
[BLEEP] you.
466
00:28:06,946 --> 00:28:08,643
You [BLEEP] hole.
467
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,732
I'm gonna
[BLEEP] up the Italians,
every one of them
468
00:28:10,776 --> 00:28:13,996
mother [BLEEP]
meatball-eating [BLEEP].
469
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,389
MAN 1: We love you, Ashley. Get outta here.
470
00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:17,696
MAN 2: We love you, Ashley.
[LAUGHS]
471
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,132
MILO: Okay, no, no, no.
472
00:28:19,175 --> 00:28:21,351
You don't get to be
upset about this, okay?
473
00:28:21,395 --> 00:28:23,963
It was your decision
not to come with me
and stay home.
474
00:28:24,006 --> 00:28:26,443
So you're gonna have to figure
this out on your own.
475
00:28:26,487 --> 00:28:27,836
Oh, oh, great.
476
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,752
Rebecca's fucking
swearing at me now.
477
00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:31,840
What a surprise.
478
00:28:31,884 --> 00:28:33,973
What a refreshing change.
479
00:28:35,235 --> 00:28:37,367
Hey, uh, babe, um,
480
00:28:37,411 --> 00:28:39,282
yeah, Connor's real bummed
she missed you this weekend.
481
00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:43,809
Yeah, yeah, I'll tell her.
That's sweet, sure.
482
00:28:43,852 --> 00:28:45,898
Okay, all right,
good night.
483
00:28:45,941 --> 00:28:47,726
Love you too, bye.
484
00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:57,605
[SNAPS FINGERS][CHUCKLES]
485
00:29:02,392 --> 00:29:04,699
So, that came quick.Yeah, the place
was right down the block.
486
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:05,874
It's kind of
my go-to lately.
487
00:29:05,918 --> 00:29:07,397
This town blows, huh?
488
00:29:08,137 --> 00:29:10,400
What? Why'd you say that?
489
00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:12,054
I mean, like there's
fun stuff to do,
490
00:29:12,098 --> 00:29:15,014
but it's not us.
491
00:29:15,057 --> 00:29:17,668
No, it's not us.
492
00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:19,279
It's me.
493
00:29:19,322 --> 00:29:21,977
This is where I've lived
for three years.
494
00:29:23,457 --> 00:29:25,459
Yeah, but, you know.
495
00:29:29,419 --> 00:29:30,812
But, you know what?
496
00:29:35,861 --> 00:29:37,514
[MUMBLING]
497
00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:42,650
This is, uh,
this is the first time
you've visited me
498
00:29:42,693 --> 00:29:43,999
and you...
499
00:29:45,609 --> 00:29:47,220
What were you
gonna say, Milo?
500
00:29:53,704 --> 00:29:55,881
Do you remember
Todd Dormer?
501
00:29:57,099 --> 00:29:59,972
Um, yeah.
502
00:30:00,015 --> 00:30:01,277
He was your grade.
503
00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:03,279
Cassie Neckowitz's
boyfriend, right?
504
00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:05,891
Yeah. And so,
Cassie breaks up with him
505
00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:09,242
the day that she gets accepted
into JMU and he doesn't.
506
00:30:09,285 --> 00:30:13,768
So he goes on this 10-day
group trek
to the Amazon River,
507
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:17,337
and on the last day
they're like a couple miles
away from the river,
508
00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:19,687
a few of the guys
decided to take a leak
509
00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:21,863
in this little
flowing stream.
510
00:30:21,907 --> 00:30:23,256
They're like,
"Hey, Todd.
511
00:30:23,299 --> 00:30:26,650
"You need to hit the head?"
He says, "Yes,
512
00:30:26,694 --> 00:30:29,523
"but I'm not gonna go
in that little
flowing stream."
513
00:30:29,566 --> 00:30:33,353
He decides
to fill his bladder up
to its capacity
514
00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:35,572
so that once
he gets to the river,
515
00:30:35,616 --> 00:30:38,358
he could unleash
an epic golden shower
516
00:30:38,401 --> 00:30:40,795
into the mighty Amazon.
517
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,058
How many times
have you rehearsed this story?
518
00:30:43,102 --> 00:30:47,323
And so he holds it,
and it hurts,
like hell it hurts.
519
00:30:47,367 --> 00:30:49,543
Okay, every single step
feels like a thousand
520
00:30:49,586 --> 00:30:52,328
little pins
tickling his spleen,
521
00:30:52,372 --> 00:30:54,678
but he makes it.
522
00:30:54,722 --> 00:30:58,552
He drops his pants
like a four-year-old
at a urinal that's too high,
523
00:30:58,595 --> 00:31:03,383
and he takes the greatest pee
of his entire life.
524
00:31:04,253 --> 00:31:05,776
Follow your dreams.
525
00:31:07,561 --> 00:31:09,650
Have you ever heard
of the candiru fish?
526
00:31:10,129 --> 00:31:11,739
No.
527
00:31:11,782 --> 00:31:14,655
So, the Amazon river is lousy
with these little candirus.
528
00:31:14,698 --> 00:31:16,657
They have a tendency
to swim upstream
529
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:19,703
and are attracted
to human urine.
530
00:31:19,747 --> 00:31:21,618
So, it swims
into his urethra?
531
00:31:21,662 --> 00:31:23,011
[SIGHS]
532
00:31:23,055 --> 00:31:24,447
Did I tell you
this one already?
533
00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:27,059
No, Milo.
It's bullshit.
534
00:31:27,102 --> 00:31:29,844
This is a myth.
I've read about it online.
535
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,846
You know what else he said?
536
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,893
He said his biggest mistake
was flying too close
to the sun.
537
00:31:36,416 --> 00:31:39,680
He should've just peed
in that little flowing stream.
538
00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:42,030
He should've
gone with the flow.
539
00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:45,033
Got it.
540
00:31:45,077 --> 00:31:47,166
I'm not trying to be
a dick here, Connor.
541
00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:49,995
Okay, I'm trying to be
an honest and helpful voice.
542
00:31:50,038 --> 00:31:53,694
Maybe the type of voice
that Mom and Dad never took
the opportunity to give.
543
00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,746
Did you tell Rebecca
I said hi?
544
00:32:08,491 --> 00:32:09,971
I'm gonna go
take a shower.
545
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,761
Where the hell
are the goddamn guest towels?
546
00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:39,392
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
547
00:32:39,435 --> 00:32:40,871
Come in.
548
00:32:44,832 --> 00:32:46,138
[CHUCKLES]
549
00:32:46,181 --> 00:32:48,140
You guys look great.
550
00:32:49,489 --> 00:32:50,881
And so do you.
551
00:32:50,925 --> 00:32:52,579
You're... You're a ninja?Mmm-hmm.
552
00:32:52,622 --> 00:32:54,363
And, Dave,
you're a hula girl?
553
00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:55,712
No.
554
00:32:56,148 --> 00:32:57,323
Vampire.
555
00:32:58,237 --> 00:32:59,586
And you're a mom.
556
00:32:59,629 --> 00:33:01,849
Someone's blind mom
557
00:33:01,892 --> 00:33:05,200
who dresses herself
and doesn't wear bras.
558
00:33:07,681 --> 00:33:10,466
Are you still coming with us?Um, you know, I've got
559
00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:13,034
a lot of other things
I really should be doing.
560
00:33:13,078 --> 00:33:14,340
Would you like
some company?
561
00:33:14,383 --> 00:33:15,515
What?
562
00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:18,300
Let's go.
563
00:33:18,344 --> 00:33:20,346
I guess, good night.Yeah, you too, Mark.
564
00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:24,698
Did you want the address
like just in case
565
00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:27,353
you want come later?Mark, uh, Uber's here.
566
00:33:30,704 --> 00:33:31,966
Bye.
567
00:34:02,997 --> 00:34:05,043
[GRUNTS][GIGGLING]
568
00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:11,353
Ah, I'm free.[GIGGLES]
569
00:34:20,188 --> 00:34:21,668
Guess what?What.
570
00:34:21,711 --> 00:34:23,713
I shaved my legs for you.
571
00:34:37,379 --> 00:34:39,512
So, who are you?
572
00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:43,646
Orson.
573
00:34:46,258 --> 00:34:48,216
We've done this before,
haven't we?
574
00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:51,611
[SCOFFS] I know who you...
575
00:34:51,654 --> 00:34:56,398
We've...
Drinks and sex, twice.
576
00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:58,139
I meant,
who are you dressed as?
577
00:34:58,183 --> 00:34:59,401
Ah.
578
00:34:59,445 --> 00:35:04,798
I am Ashley North,
the actress.
579
00:35:04,841 --> 00:35:06,800
Do you mind?[CHUCKLES]
580
00:35:06,843 --> 00:35:08,889
That's a good one?Thank you.
581
00:35:12,675 --> 00:35:14,547
I should probably--Do you wanna...
582
00:35:17,854 --> 00:35:18,942
Sorry.
583
00:35:20,205 --> 00:35:21,423
Go ahead.
584
00:35:22,859 --> 00:35:25,471
Do you know anyone
who is looking for a roommate?
585
00:35:28,778 --> 00:35:29,779
No.
586
00:35:30,911 --> 00:35:32,913
Hmm.
587
00:35:32,956 --> 00:35:34,915
Well, if you find out
about anyone.
588
00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:36,960
Cool, yeah, definitely.
589
00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:41,574
What about...
590
00:35:42,444 --> 00:35:43,576
[CHUCKLES]
591
00:35:43,619 --> 00:35:47,319
Sorry.
Um, just one more thing.
592
00:35:47,362 --> 00:35:49,190
Know anyone
with a coffee table
593
00:35:49,234 --> 00:35:50,626
they're trying
to get rid of?
594
00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:56,110
I don't know anyone
with an extra coffee table.
595
00:35:57,242 --> 00:35:58,852
Sorry.
596
00:35:58,895 --> 00:36:01,898
They're weirdly expensive,
you know?
597
00:36:01,942 --> 00:36:03,726
These people down the block
left theirs outside
598
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:04,814
all day yesterday,
599
00:36:04,858 --> 00:36:07,382
and it's exactly
what I would want.
600
00:36:07,426 --> 00:36:08,775
Take it.
601
00:36:11,517 --> 00:36:13,127
Just steal a coffee table?
602
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,520
Do you do stuff
like that, Orson?
603
00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:17,566
They left it there
for people to take.
604
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,002
People do that all the time.
605
00:36:20,003 --> 00:36:22,136
Really?Yeah.
606
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,225
They're throwing it out.
607
00:36:24,269 --> 00:36:27,185
Just take it.
608
00:36:29,274 --> 00:36:30,840
Hmm.
609
00:36:34,844 --> 00:36:37,543
You really can't afford
a coffee table?
610
00:36:39,501 --> 00:36:40,894
I can't afford rent,
611
00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:44,680
hence the need
for a roommate.
612
00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:47,553
I'd, uh,
I'd really like to make it
through my year lease.
613
00:36:51,948 --> 00:36:53,254
What do you do again?
614
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,822
I'm a waitress.
615
00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:00,174
Well, like really.
616
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:04,004
Your thing was acting?
617
00:37:04,047 --> 00:37:05,223
Writing.
618
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,666
Well, lucky you.
619
00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:17,104
I know people
who like scripts.
620
00:37:19,062 --> 00:37:20,847
Are you really
a "producer"?
621
00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:22,892
Or do you just tell
all the girls that?
622
00:37:22,936 --> 00:37:24,851
Those finger quotes
hurt a little.
623
00:37:24,894 --> 00:37:27,114
And you kinda
just answered my question.
624
00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:37,298
Send me one of your scripts,
Ms. Writer.
625
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,954
Serious.
626
00:37:40,997 --> 00:37:42,651
If it's good,
627
00:37:42,695 --> 00:37:44,000
I want it.
628
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:47,656
Seriously?
629
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:50,572
Well, 'cause I'm working
on this great new script.
630
00:37:50,616 --> 00:37:52,444
It's... I'm still
trying to find my end,
631
00:37:52,487 --> 00:37:54,097
but thematically,
I already broke it.
632
00:37:54,141 --> 00:37:56,099
It's about the struggles
of this young woman
633
00:37:56,143 --> 00:37:57,579
and-- Oh.
634
00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:07,241
Keep the wig.
635
00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:57,204
[SKYPE RINGTONE]
636
00:39:00,642 --> 00:39:03,906
So, she lives.
637
00:39:07,693 --> 00:39:09,085
Did you freeze?
638
00:39:09,129 --> 00:39:10,348
Nope.
639
00:39:15,004 --> 00:39:17,050
Okay, good catching up.
640
00:39:17,093 --> 00:39:18,660
What do you
want me to say, Con?
641
00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:21,010
You want me to apologize?If you're offering.
642
00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:22,403
Well, then, I'm sorry.
643
00:39:22,447 --> 00:39:23,839
You're not very genuine.
644
00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:25,580
Hmm. Must be a bad connection.
645
00:39:25,624 --> 00:39:27,582
Sofia.
646
00:39:27,626 --> 00:39:31,456
Why should I apologize?
It was... It was rough, okay?
647
00:39:31,499 --> 00:39:33,327
So, why should I say
I'm sorry?
648
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,763
For abandoning me. Please.
649
00:39:34,807 --> 00:39:36,548
It's not like
I left you on a stoop
in a basket.
650
00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:38,419
We were
supposed to be a team.
651
00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:40,813
We were gonna make it
or break it together.
652
00:39:40,856 --> 00:39:43,424
I don't remember taking a vow.Well, I did.
653
00:39:43,468 --> 00:39:44,860
Well, of course
you did, Connor,
654
00:39:44,904 --> 00:39:47,515
'cause you don't
half-ass anything, do you?
655
00:39:47,559 --> 00:39:49,996
I tried it out
just like I said I would.
656
00:39:50,997 --> 00:39:52,390
"Tried it out."
657
00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:56,829
I'm so grateful
you were there, Con.
658
00:39:56,872 --> 00:40:00,310
Okay, but you knew
this would happen.
659
00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:02,487
I knew it.
660
00:40:02,530 --> 00:40:06,969
After years of being
almost perfect for the role
661
00:40:07,013 --> 00:40:08,841
I knew I wasn't an actor.
662
00:40:08,884 --> 00:40:10,669
We're not cut out for this.
663
00:40:10,712 --> 00:40:13,149
CONNOR: Yeah, I am actually.
664
00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:15,630
Holy shit.
665
00:40:29,644 --> 00:40:31,298
[GIGGLES]
666
00:40:34,606 --> 00:40:36,042
I'm sorry, Connor.
667
00:40:39,132 --> 00:40:40,829
I know.
668
00:40:40,873 --> 00:40:42,309
I'm sorry, too.
669
00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:46,618
So, what're you
working on now?
670
00:40:46,661 --> 00:40:48,663
Actually,
I think you'd really
like this one.
671
00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:51,666
It's... It's about
the struggles
of a young woman--
672
00:40:51,710 --> 00:40:53,625
Car chase!Oh, my God, Dave.
673
00:40:53,668 --> 00:40:55,627
Car chase! Car chase!
Car chase!Holy shit!
674
00:40:55,670 --> 00:40:57,803
Is everything okay?Everything's amazing.
675
00:40:57,846 --> 00:40:59,761
"Car chase," I said.
676
00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:02,068
Don't you have a TV?
677
00:41:02,111 --> 00:41:03,678
Yours is bigger.
678
00:41:03,722 --> 00:41:05,680
SOFIA: Hi, Dave.
679
00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:07,682
Have we met?
680
00:41:07,726 --> 00:41:09,684
[SIRENS BLARING ON TV]Jeez.
681
00:41:09,728 --> 00:41:12,470
I've never seen
the 405 so open.
682
00:41:12,513 --> 00:41:14,472
This can't be
your first car chase.
683
00:41:14,515 --> 00:41:15,734
What?
684
00:41:15,777 --> 00:41:17,736
Is this
your first car chase?
685
00:41:17,779 --> 00:41:19,172
I haven't seen one live,
I guess.
686
00:41:19,215 --> 00:41:21,174
Oh, this is the best reason
to live in L.A.
687
00:41:21,217 --> 00:41:22,305
How have you missed this?
688
00:41:22,349 --> 00:41:24,220
Okay, every couple
of months
689
00:41:24,264 --> 00:41:26,962
and adventures
criminals sacrifices
next year or so
690
00:41:27,006 --> 00:41:29,704
of their freedom
to entertain the entire city,
691
00:41:29,748 --> 00:41:31,924
and like a cosmic gift
to the masses,
692
00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:33,316
the freeways
are wide open.
693
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,536
It's magic,
and I don't want anyone--
694
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:37,538
Okay, shut up.
I'm into it.
695
00:41:37,582 --> 00:41:39,540
NEWS REPORTER:
If you're just joining us...SOFIA: Turn me around.
696
00:41:39,584 --> 00:41:40,933
...we're bringing
these images to you live
697
00:41:40,976 --> 00:41:42,369
from our traffic helicopter.
698
00:41:42,412 --> 00:41:44,371
We have unconfirmed reports
that the driver
699
00:41:44,414 --> 00:41:47,505
of this stolen sedan is,
bizarrely enough,
700
00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:49,898
celebrity actress
Ashley North.Holy shit.
701
00:41:49,942 --> 00:41:51,639
North has been involved
in a series
702
00:41:51,683 --> 00:41:54,686
of embarrassing public exploits over the past few months.
703
00:41:54,729 --> 00:41:56,252
At the risk
of editorializing,
704
00:41:56,296 --> 00:41:58,733
I'd say we're witnessing
a downward spiral.
705
00:41:58,777 --> 00:42:00,953
Stay with us
as this story unfolds.
706
00:42:00,996 --> 00:42:03,695
Maybe she'll crash
into a library or something.
707
00:42:03,738 --> 00:42:05,087
[SIRENS CONTINUE BLARING]
708
00:42:06,959 --> 00:42:09,657
Do you think
she'll crash into a library?
709
00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:12,704
I just want this to be on TV
all the time.
710
00:42:22,627 --> 00:42:23,976
[CONNOR LAUGHS]
711
00:42:24,019 --> 00:42:25,412
In a rush?
712
00:42:25,455 --> 00:42:28,023
Uh, no.
713
00:42:29,068 --> 00:42:31,505
I mean,
we can if you want.
714
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:34,073
No, let's, uh...
715
00:42:34,116 --> 00:42:35,553
Let's chat first.
716
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,992
[CLEARS THROAT][CHAIR CREAKING]
717
00:42:42,603 --> 00:42:43,952
How're you doing?
718
00:42:44,779 --> 00:42:46,215
How are things?
719
00:42:47,826 --> 00:42:49,349
Great, actually.
720
00:42:50,524 --> 00:42:51,525
I found my end.
721
00:42:53,179 --> 00:42:55,964
I did it.Uh-huh.
722
00:42:56,008 --> 00:42:57,487
I can't wait for you
to read it.
723
00:42:57,531 --> 00:43:00,142
It's gonna be, um...
It's great.
724
00:43:00,186 --> 00:43:01,361
Oh, you're script?
725
00:43:01,404 --> 00:43:03,755
Yeah.That's...
726
00:43:03,798 --> 00:43:05,495
That's awesome.
727
00:43:07,019 --> 00:43:09,282
That's really great to hear.
728
00:43:11,327 --> 00:43:12,720
How are you doing?
729
00:43:14,287 --> 00:43:16,594
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
You know, good.
730
00:43:17,856 --> 00:43:20,467
Busy and, uh, good.
731
00:43:20,772 --> 00:43:21,816
Yeah.
732
00:43:26,081 --> 00:43:28,867
You seem so happy.Yeah.
733
00:43:28,910 --> 00:43:33,306
Uh, things are just
feeling clearer, I guess.
734
00:43:43,882 --> 00:43:45,100
So...
735
00:43:48,364 --> 00:43:50,758
You wanna?Um...
736
00:43:52,804 --> 00:43:55,807
I'm actually...
I don't know.
737
00:43:56,895 --> 00:43:58,331
Give me a sec.
738
00:44:08,515 --> 00:44:11,474
[CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING]
739
00:44:11,518 --> 00:44:13,607
MILO: [ON ANSWERING MACHINE]
You have reached a recording
of my voice.
740
00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:15,217
Leave a recording
of your voice.
741
00:44:15,261 --> 00:44:17,045
We're connecting.
742
00:44:17,089 --> 00:44:19,047
Can you feel it?
Ah, this one's stupid.
743
00:44:19,091 --> 00:44:21,223
Was this one stupid--[MACHINE BEEPS]
744
00:44:21,267 --> 00:44:23,051
Milo, me again.
745
00:44:23,095 --> 00:44:24,879
Mom's got me really
freaked out about you.
746
00:44:24,923 --> 00:44:28,317
Would you please just call back
so I know you're not dead?
747
00:44:28,361 --> 00:44:30,580
You know you could always
come here if you need to--
748
00:44:30,624 --> 00:44:32,452
MILO: Merry Christmas.
Stop calling me.
749
00:44:32,495 --> 00:44:34,106
Jesus Christ, Milo.
750
00:44:36,108 --> 00:44:39,067
I love what you've done
with the place.
751
00:44:39,111 --> 00:44:42,027
Is that single
plastic snowflake new?
It really ties the room.
752
00:44:42,070 --> 00:44:43,637
Where the fuck
have you been?
753
00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:46,509
The North Pole.
Can I get a glass?Milo.
754
00:44:46,553 --> 00:44:48,511
I was at Mom and Dad's
for the holidays
755
00:44:48,555 --> 00:44:50,905
and for
the foreseeable future.
756
00:44:50,949 --> 00:44:53,212
I was serious
about that glass,
by the way.
757
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,085
I was at Mom and Dad's
and I had to leave,
758
00:44:57,129 --> 00:44:59,609
because I didn't
feel so welcome anymore.
759
00:44:59,653 --> 00:45:01,829
Milo, they've been
so stressed out.
760
00:45:01,873 --> 00:45:03,483
Stressed out? Yeah?
761
00:45:03,526 --> 00:45:05,877
I thought everything would be
hunky-dory after I left,
762
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,400
without all
the screaming and shit.
763
00:45:07,443 --> 00:45:08,749
They haven't changed a bit.
764
00:45:08,793 --> 00:45:10,316
What happened?
765
00:45:10,359 --> 00:45:12,144
Same thing
that always happens,
only now,
766
00:45:12,187 --> 00:45:14,842
I don't have
the patience for it.
767
00:45:14,886 --> 00:45:18,193
After the 18th
and final argument
of the season,
768
00:45:18,237 --> 00:45:20,630
I had to bounce.
769
00:45:20,674 --> 00:45:22,023
I don't need to be parented.
770
00:45:22,067 --> 00:45:25,461
I'm a grown-ass,
fucking adult man, okay?
771
00:45:25,505 --> 00:45:28,900
And that's exactly
why I stole these
out of their basement.
772
00:45:31,076 --> 00:45:33,426
We haven't heard from you
in two days.
773
00:45:33,469 --> 00:45:34,688
Huh.
774
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:37,169
How did you get across
the country in two days?
775
00:45:42,304 --> 00:45:43,915
Airplanes, Connor,
776
00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:45,351
lots of airplanes.
777
00:45:45,394 --> 00:45:48,049
I think I had a layover
in every state,
778
00:45:48,093 --> 00:45:51,052
and apparently,
Delta has not been
notified yet
779
00:45:51,096 --> 00:45:52,488
of my reason separation.
780
00:45:52,532 --> 00:45:55,013
So, I used all
of Rebecca's miles.
781
00:45:55,056 --> 00:45:57,276
Boom.Jesus, Milo.
782
00:45:57,319 --> 00:46:00,279
Why didn't you call someone?
Mom? Me?
783
00:46:00,322 --> 00:46:01,497
I've been busy.
784
00:46:01,541 --> 00:46:04,631
That's a dick move, man.Yeah.
785
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:07,808
You can't do shit like that.
786
00:46:07,852 --> 00:46:12,552
Look, I know
you're going through...
I know it,
787
00:46:12,595 --> 00:46:15,555
but there's a lot of people
that give a shit, Milo.
788
00:46:16,077 --> 00:46:17,470
I thought...
789
00:46:22,910 --> 00:46:24,346
I'm sorry, Connor.
790
00:46:26,522 --> 00:46:28,524
So, are you gonna help me
with the stuff or what?
791
00:46:31,571 --> 00:46:33,703
[CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING]
792
00:46:55,682 --> 00:46:56,988
[INAUDIBLE]
793
00:47:16,181 --> 00:47:17,747
[MILO SIGHING]
794
00:47:28,149 --> 00:47:30,151
[SIGHS LOUDLY]
795
00:47:37,550 --> 00:47:39,726
[SIGHS]Milo!
796
00:47:39,769 --> 00:47:42,947
Could you maybe not?Well, I'm confused.
797
00:47:42,990 --> 00:47:44,600
Connor,
am I supposed to be
798
00:47:44,644 --> 00:47:46,211
chipping in more around
the apartment or not?
799
00:47:46,254 --> 00:47:47,647
I feel like we had
a very clear discussion--
800
00:47:47,690 --> 00:47:50,041
Just later would be great.
801
00:47:50,084 --> 00:47:52,260
What, are you crafting
the perfect status update?
802
00:47:52,304 --> 00:47:54,480
I am trying to write.
803
00:47:54,523 --> 00:47:57,004
I'm so close
to finishing this draft.
804
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,275
Hold my calls.
805
00:48:11,062 --> 00:48:12,280
[PHONE CHIMES]
806
00:48:24,031 --> 00:48:25,206
[CHUCKLES]
807
00:48:28,949 --> 00:48:30,777
Hey, so who's this guy again?
808
00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:32,779
Like a boyfriend?
809
00:48:32,822 --> 00:48:35,042
He's really connected
and he's nice.
810
00:48:35,086 --> 00:48:37,349
We're like friends.Oh, gross.
811
00:48:37,392 --> 00:48:39,873
Don't say shit like that.
I know what that means.
812
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:42,615
Don't be weird.You don't be weird.
813
00:48:43,572 --> 00:48:46,227
Hey, what can I make tonight?
814
00:48:46,271 --> 00:48:48,316
Bread.
What can you make?
815
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,058
I make a pretty mean
grilled cheese.
816
00:48:52,277 --> 00:48:54,061
Usually a little overcooked.
817
00:48:56,368 --> 00:48:59,197
You could put
some clothes on maybe?
818
00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:00,633
How much time do I have?[OVEN TIMER SOUNDING]
819
00:49:00,676 --> 00:49:02,983
Shit, uh, 20 minutes.
820
00:49:03,810 --> 00:49:05,812
Cool, I'll get ready in 19.
821
00:49:13,559 --> 00:49:14,952
Milo.
822
00:49:14,995 --> 00:49:16,170
What?
823
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:20,522
Orson, you'll have to excuse
my excessive drinking.
824
00:49:20,566 --> 00:49:22,742
I'm going through a divorce,
and it's Christmas.
825
00:49:22,785 --> 00:49:23,786
Sorry.
826
00:49:25,658 --> 00:49:27,051
I like your tree.
827
00:49:28,878 --> 00:49:31,969
I haven't bought one
in like six years.
828
00:49:32,012 --> 00:49:33,231
So much work.
829
00:49:33,274 --> 00:49:35,755
No, it's just a cheap
little plastic one.
830
00:49:35,798 --> 00:49:37,322
So, Orson,
831
00:49:37,365 --> 00:49:39,541
why aren't you
with your family
for the holidays?
832
00:49:39,585 --> 00:49:42,892
Are they as unstable
and self-absorbed as ours?
833
00:49:43,806 --> 00:49:45,199
Mmm...
834
00:49:45,243 --> 00:49:48,159
I, uh,
usually don't do anything
for Christmas.
835
00:49:48,202 --> 00:49:50,248
So, thanks for the invite.
836
00:49:53,816 --> 00:49:56,080
I actually kind of like L.A.
this time of year.
837
00:49:56,123 --> 00:49:58,299
It's empty. Town of transplants.
838
00:49:58,343 --> 00:50:02,608
You know,
people empty out at home.
839
00:50:06,394 --> 00:50:07,917
So, Connor tells me
you're a producer.
840
00:50:07,961 --> 00:50:09,876
Hmm.What does that mean?
841
00:50:12,052 --> 00:50:13,271
I'll let you know when I do.
842
00:50:15,534 --> 00:50:16,926
That's funny.
843
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:19,364
I, uh...
844
00:50:21,279 --> 00:50:23,846
Make movies
and other projects happen.
845
00:50:23,890 --> 00:50:26,371
I get shit done, I guess.
846
00:50:26,414 --> 00:50:29,678
What kind of shit?Movies and projects, Milo.
847
00:50:29,722 --> 00:50:31,419
You don't...
848
00:50:31,463 --> 00:50:34,031
He doesn't really know a lot
about the industry.
849
00:50:35,554 --> 00:50:37,947
Orson's actually
offered to read
one of my scripts.
850
00:50:37,991 --> 00:50:39,775
Oh, that's pretty cool.
What'd you think of it?
851
00:50:39,819 --> 00:50:41,864
Mmm, it was great.
852
00:50:41,908 --> 00:50:43,301
Way to go, Connor.
853
00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,525
CONNOR: I, um...
854
00:50:53,137 --> 00:50:54,747
I haven't, uh...
855
00:50:54,790 --> 00:50:56,488
I haven't given you anything.
856
00:50:59,839 --> 00:51:01,623
Hmm?
857
00:51:01,667 --> 00:51:04,017
I haven't given you
a script yet.
858
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:05,888
I've been working on it.
859
00:51:05,932 --> 00:51:07,934
Well, I've read bits and pieces.
860
00:51:07,977 --> 00:51:09,327
Hmm.
861
00:51:09,370 --> 00:51:10,589
That makes sense.
862
00:51:13,679 --> 00:51:14,897
Um...
863
00:51:15,855 --> 00:51:17,726
No, you haven't.
864
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:24,298
Are you sure?
865
00:51:24,342 --> 00:51:26,083
I know I've read
something of yours.
866
00:51:27,475 --> 00:51:30,739
No, you haven't.
867
00:51:30,783 --> 00:51:32,915
I've been way too terrified
to send you anything.
868
00:51:32,959 --> 00:51:34,874
It's been kind of a thing.
869
00:51:35,788 --> 00:51:37,659
You read
a lot of scripts, Orson?
870
00:51:38,443 --> 00:51:39,879
From a lot of girls?
871
00:51:45,058 --> 00:51:47,843
This glaze,
out of this world, Connor.
872
00:51:47,887 --> 00:51:49,106
Hmm.
873
00:51:54,546 --> 00:51:56,200
[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
874
00:52:04,599 --> 00:52:06,166
Are you a dick
or an eccentric?
875
00:52:06,210 --> 00:52:09,604
You see, I have so much trouble
telling apart the dicks
876
00:52:09,648 --> 00:52:12,346
from the eccentrics
in this town.
877
00:52:15,828 --> 00:52:18,309
Do you get into
lots of fights?
878
00:52:19,832 --> 00:52:20,876
No.
879
00:52:21,399 --> 00:52:22,574
Not really.
880
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:25,490
Me either.
881
00:52:25,533 --> 00:52:27,883
But still, you should probably
get out of my apartment
882
00:52:27,927 --> 00:52:30,147
before I finish this glass.
883
00:52:32,410 --> 00:52:34,281
[MUSIC PLAYING]
884
00:52:38,024 --> 00:52:42,594
♪ Everything is over
885
00:52:42,637 --> 00:52:45,988
♪ And I'm feeling sad
886
00:52:46,032 --> 00:52:49,601
♪ I just lost the best pal
887
00:52:49,644 --> 00:52:52,952
♪ That I ever had
888
00:52:52,995 --> 00:52:55,911
♪ Is but four nights
889
00:52:55,955 --> 00:52:57,913
♪ Since she was here...
890
00:52:57,957 --> 00:53:00,481
Good morning, honey.
Orange juice?
891
00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:03,136
Oh...
892
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:04,703
Oh, you just
brushed your teeth, didn't you?
893
00:53:04,746 --> 00:53:06,661
I hate that.
We'll hold off.
894
00:53:06,705 --> 00:53:08,794
Finally decided to get up
895
00:53:08,837 --> 00:53:10,752
after all
the cooking's done.
896
00:53:10,796 --> 00:53:12,580
Oh, Arthur,
leave her alone.
897
00:53:12,624 --> 00:53:14,582
Teenagers are designed
to sleep in.
898
00:53:14,626 --> 00:53:17,629
Right, Connor?Right, Mom.
899
00:53:17,672 --> 00:53:20,109
I'm kidding.
She knows I'm kidding.
900
00:53:22,895 --> 00:53:25,506
Ugh, the economy.
901
00:53:27,900 --> 00:53:31,077
So, checkout this alien brain
I found in the desert.
902
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,905
That's disgusting.Yeah.
903
00:53:32,948 --> 00:53:35,516
Hey, Mom.Milo, Rebecca.
904
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,909
I didn't know
you were coming.
905
00:53:36,952 --> 00:53:38,693
Yes, this is
a surprise, Mom.
906
00:53:38,737 --> 00:53:40,782
This is what
a surprise feels like.Hi, Judy.
907
00:53:40,826 --> 00:53:43,089
There's not enough food
for you.
908
00:53:43,132 --> 00:53:44,438
You should've called first.Oh, Dad.
909
00:53:44,482 --> 00:53:46,092
Don't even worry about it,
old man.
910
00:53:46,135 --> 00:53:48,529
We stopped on the way here.
911
00:53:48,573 --> 00:53:51,358
You've already eaten?
You're not gonna eat?
912
00:53:51,402 --> 00:53:52,446
I can make more.
913
00:53:52,490 --> 00:53:54,535
Mom, we're fine.
Thank you, though.
914
00:53:54,579 --> 00:53:56,276
God bless you.
Hey, Hollywood.
915
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,757
Oh, Connor wants
a big migration.
916
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:01,238
Oh, we're still
a few months away.
917
00:54:01,281 --> 00:54:04,241
And we're
not talking about it.He's joking, dear.
918
00:54:04,284 --> 00:54:06,721
Yeah, it's one
of his famous jokes,
you know the kind
919
00:54:06,765 --> 00:54:08,288
that sounds
more like a threat.
920
00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:10,159
It's very unsettling.
921
00:54:10,203 --> 00:54:12,292
Mom, I promise you
we're not gonna eat anything.
922
00:54:12,336 --> 00:54:15,643
There's plenty to go around.Judy, just sit down already.
923
00:54:15,687 --> 00:54:18,124
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
924
00:54:20,909 --> 00:54:23,521
The whole family's here,
Arthur.
925
00:54:23,564 --> 00:54:26,263
Oh, there's actually
a reason for that.
926
00:54:26,306 --> 00:54:27,525
Yeah, that's right.
927
00:54:27,568 --> 00:54:30,528
Uh, the temp agency
finally got me a job.
928
00:54:30,571 --> 00:54:33,357
Oh, that's wonderful, honey.There you go, Milo.
929
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:34,619
ARTHUR: It's about time.
930
00:54:35,184 --> 00:54:36,577
Thanks, Dad.
931
00:54:39,363 --> 00:54:41,930
I'm proud of both of you.
932
00:54:41,974 --> 00:54:44,803
Milo's finally getting
his life going.
933
00:54:44,846 --> 00:54:48,241
Connor is making
an extremely brave move.
934
00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:49,851
That's respectable.
It's noteworthy.
935
00:54:50,852 --> 00:54:52,854
Dad.No, really.
936
00:54:52,898 --> 00:54:55,640
Not everyone would do
what you're doing, kiddo,
not at your age.
937
00:54:55,683 --> 00:54:56,858
I didn't.
938
00:54:56,902 --> 00:54:58,686
We're very proud of you.
939
00:55:01,689 --> 00:55:03,996
No one's gonna get in
on those sausages, huh?
940
00:55:09,088 --> 00:55:10,307
[LAUGHS]
941
00:55:10,350 --> 00:55:11,656
That's disgusting.
942
00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:17,139
Your mother
made that food to eat.
943
00:55:17,183 --> 00:55:18,489
I already told her
we didn't want any,
944
00:55:18,532 --> 00:55:20,491
so it'd be rude
not to play with it.
945
00:55:20,534 --> 00:55:21,579
Can I have a grape?
946
00:55:21,622 --> 00:55:23,798
How did you end up
so stupid?
947
00:55:25,496 --> 00:55:29,064
No, really.
Don't just sit there laughing
like an idiot, Milo.
948
00:55:31,066 --> 00:55:33,852
Tell me, why can't you
take anything seriously?
949
00:55:33,895 --> 00:55:36,420
Why is everything
such a goddamn joke to you?
950
00:55:36,463 --> 00:55:37,986
Come on, Dad.
My wife's here.
951
00:55:38,030 --> 00:55:39,814
This is a surprise.
We've got news for you.
952
00:55:39,858 --> 00:55:42,208
ARTHUR: Your wife is here.
Why are you behaving
like a child?
953
00:55:42,251 --> 00:55:44,471
Playing with the food?
I don't understand you anymore.
954
00:55:53,828 --> 00:55:57,266
Orson?Kinda.
955
00:55:57,310 --> 00:55:59,530
I'm a mix of Orson
and that guy from Sum 41
956
00:55:59,573 --> 00:56:01,183
you had a crush on
in high school.
957
00:56:01,227 --> 00:56:03,403
[LAUGHS]See?
958
00:56:03,447 --> 00:56:05,144
I'm wearing a tie
as a belt.
959
00:56:05,187 --> 00:56:08,452
That does something to me,
and I don't understand why.
960
00:56:08,495 --> 00:56:11,368
It's all for you.
You deserve it.
961
00:56:11,411 --> 00:56:13,326
You've got a lot of talent.
962
00:56:13,718 --> 00:56:14,980
Really?
963
00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:17,896
Yeah.
964
00:56:30,735 --> 00:56:32,345
She fell asleep.
965
00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:34,042
Welcome back to the show.
966
00:56:34,086 --> 00:56:35,870
I'm feeling
really good about today.
967
00:56:35,914 --> 00:56:37,132
How 'bout it?
968
00:56:38,743 --> 00:56:40,309
Let's get right to it.
969
00:56:40,353 --> 00:56:44,357
Ashley North is once again
our main talking point.
970
00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:45,793
She's still trekking, huh?
971
00:56:45,837 --> 00:56:47,621
I can't believe it either.
972
00:56:47,665 --> 00:56:49,710
Ashley North, really?
973
00:56:49,754 --> 00:56:52,060
Ashley North,
Ashley North
974
00:56:52,104 --> 00:56:54,715
is on the Dr. Newton Show this week,
975
00:56:54,759 --> 00:56:56,587
and she is telling all
976
00:56:56,630 --> 00:56:58,240
about her recent struggles
977
00:56:58,284 --> 00:56:59,633
with substance abuse.
978
00:56:59,677 --> 00:57:01,809
More like struggles
with drugs.
979
00:57:01,853 --> 00:57:03,202
[LAUGHING]
980
00:57:03,245 --> 00:57:04,812
Yeah, why flower it up? She's a junkie.
981
00:57:04,856 --> 00:57:05,857
Here's a clip.
982
00:57:09,469 --> 00:57:11,471
I'm late for work.
983
00:57:11,515 --> 00:57:13,212
So you turn off the TV?
984
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:18,478
Oh, God.
It's a beautiful day,
985
00:57:18,522 --> 00:57:19,784
Of course it is.
986
00:57:19,827 --> 00:57:22,439
Every day
is a fucking beautiful day.
987
00:57:24,745 --> 00:57:26,791
Which,
if you think about it,
988
00:57:26,834 --> 00:57:29,097
kinda makes no day
truly beautiful.
989
00:57:31,230 --> 00:57:33,928
Can you do something today?Ugh, like what?
990
00:57:33,972 --> 00:57:35,930
Like look for a job?[SIGHS]
991
00:57:35,974 --> 00:57:37,758
I can't get a roommate
while you're here,
992
00:57:37,802 --> 00:57:39,760
and you can't pay the rent
until you get a job.
993
00:57:39,804 --> 00:57:41,806
Aren't Mom and Dad
still sending you checks?
994
00:57:42,676 --> 00:57:44,069
Yes,
995
00:57:44,112 --> 00:57:45,723
but how much longer
do you think they'll do that?
996
00:57:48,029 --> 00:57:49,596
Look, just check
the Internet, okay?
997
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:50,945
You can use my computer.
998
00:57:51,903 --> 00:57:52,947
Okay.
999
00:57:52,991 --> 00:57:55,167
I'm locking the door.
1000
00:57:56,647 --> 00:57:58,475
I don't care.[DOOR CLOSES]
1001
00:58:31,812 --> 00:58:33,248
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1002
00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:36,904
[KNOCKING CONTINUES]
1003
00:58:43,041 --> 00:58:44,695
What do you want?
1004
00:58:46,305 --> 00:58:47,654
Just returning this.
1005
00:58:47,698 --> 00:58:49,526
Why do you have that?
1006
00:58:49,569 --> 00:58:51,528
After your brother
had threatened to beat me up,
1007
00:58:51,571 --> 00:58:53,921
he made sure I took home
some leftovers.
1008
00:58:53,965 --> 00:58:55,575
Good guy.
1009
00:58:55,619 --> 00:58:56,924
He's an idiot.
1010
00:58:59,623 --> 00:59:02,582
I, uh, I still haven't
read your script.
1011
00:59:02,626 --> 00:59:04,671
I'm sorry,
but I haven't.
1012
00:59:04,715 --> 00:59:07,674
[SCOFFS] Don't be.
I still haven't sent it.
1013
00:59:07,718 --> 00:59:09,110
Yeah, you did.
1014
00:59:10,068 --> 00:59:11,460
This time I know you did.
1015
00:59:16,030 --> 00:59:18,642
I definitely
did not send that.
1016
00:59:21,253 --> 00:59:22,646
Okay.
1017
00:59:31,698 --> 00:59:33,918
Listen, there's another reason
I wanted to stop by.
1018
00:59:35,789 --> 00:59:36,964
Out with it.
1019
00:59:40,446 --> 00:59:41,795
[SIGHS]
1020
00:59:41,839 --> 00:59:43,841
I don't like
where we left things.
1021
00:59:43,884 --> 00:59:45,538
[SCOFFS] Me neither.
1022
00:59:46,713 --> 00:59:50,108
And I don't like the idea
1023
00:59:50,151 --> 00:59:53,415
that you might think
I was using you or...
1024
00:59:53,459 --> 00:59:55,026
I don't think that.
1025
00:59:55,069 --> 00:59:56,767
I wouldn't let you use me.
1026
00:59:57,855 --> 01:00:00,074
Exactly.
1027
01:00:00,118 --> 01:00:02,207
And the fact
that I even give a shit
what you think about me
1028
01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:03,730
is good.
1029
01:00:07,299 --> 01:00:10,215
I've talked it over
with myself a few times,
1030
01:00:10,258 --> 01:00:11,825
and I've decided
1031
01:00:13,348 --> 01:00:14,698
that I like you.
1032
01:00:19,093 --> 01:00:20,660
I don't want this to stop.
1033
01:00:21,095 --> 01:00:22,314
Orson.
1034
01:00:22,357 --> 01:00:24,316
Now I'm not being sweet
or earnest, okay?
1035
01:00:24,359 --> 01:00:26,187
Because I'm neither
of those things.
1036
01:00:26,231 --> 01:00:27,667
But I know what I want
1037
01:00:28,842 --> 01:00:31,018
and I want this.
1038
01:00:32,367 --> 01:00:33,586
But again,
just to be clear,
1039
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:36,633
no sweetness
or earnestness at all.
1040
01:00:40,506 --> 01:00:42,682
So, a movie sometime?
1041
01:00:42,726 --> 01:00:45,206
Yeah, yes, that's...
1042
01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:47,339
That's perfect.
1043
01:00:47,382 --> 01:00:49,994
Call me when you're free.That'll take forever.
1044
01:00:50,037 --> 01:00:52,910
I am very busy,
and I will not be free
until you call me.
1045
01:00:52,953 --> 01:00:54,085
[CHUCKLES]
1046
01:00:54,128 --> 01:00:55,347
Fine.
1047
01:01:00,439 --> 01:01:01,658
Bye.
1048
01:01:07,446 --> 01:01:09,796
Whoa. Hey, knock please.
I could have been...
1049
01:01:11,363 --> 01:01:12,973
Oh, my God.
This is all that I do.
1050
01:01:13,017 --> 01:01:14,758
Did you send my script
to Orson?
1051
01:01:15,802 --> 01:01:17,412
That sounds
a little familiar, yeah.
1052
01:01:17,456 --> 01:01:19,066
God, Milo, what a...
1053
01:01:19,110 --> 01:01:22,026
Why? It wasn't...
I was working on it.
1054
01:01:22,069 --> 01:01:23,897
It seemed finished to me.
1055
01:01:25,725 --> 01:01:27,248
You read my script?
1056
01:01:27,292 --> 01:01:28,554
Yeah.
1057
01:01:29,381 --> 01:01:31,818
What? What did...
1058
01:01:31,862 --> 01:01:33,559
Did you like it?
1059
01:01:33,602 --> 01:01:35,604
Yeah, it was fine.
1060
01:01:35,648 --> 01:01:37,171
And you thought it was okay
1061
01:01:37,215 --> 01:01:39,913
to email a fine script
to a connection?
1062
01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:42,699
Yeah, relax.No, I won't.
1063
01:01:42,742 --> 01:01:44,439
You're fucking this all up.
1064
01:01:44,483 --> 01:01:46,746
Whoa, Connor.You know,
1065
01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:48,748
you just don't get
how this works.
1066
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,581
You're on IMDb.
1067
01:01:58,540 --> 01:02:00,934
What?Yeah, I guess,
1068
01:02:00,978 --> 01:02:03,807
uh, one of the PA gigs
you did last year went up,
1069
01:02:03,850 --> 01:02:06,810
and now you're, uh,
you're on IMDb.
1070
01:02:10,161 --> 01:02:13,555
How many degrees?What?
1071
01:02:13,599 --> 01:02:15,514
How many degrees?
1072
01:02:17,342 --> 01:02:19,344
Are you serious?Yeah.
1073
01:02:20,345 --> 01:02:21,563
All right.
1074
01:02:28,788 --> 01:02:32,183
Okay, this stunt guy...
1075
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:35,708
To super...
1076
01:02:37,841 --> 01:02:39,277
to Kevin fucking Bacon.
1077
01:02:41,235 --> 01:02:42,454
And?
1078
01:02:43,585 --> 01:02:44,761
Twenty-eight.
1079
01:02:48,242 --> 01:02:49,330
[LAUGHS]
1080
01:02:49,374 --> 01:02:51,811
Holy shit, 28?
1081
01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:53,247
Pretty...
It's pretty cool.
1082
01:02:53,291 --> 01:02:55,772
Twenty-eight? Twenty-eight?
1083
01:02:55,815 --> 01:02:57,469
Twenty-eight! Twenty-eight!
Twenty-eight! Twenty-eight!
1084
01:02:57,512 --> 01:02:59,688
[POUNDING ON WALL]MAN: Shut the fuck up!
1085
01:03:08,132 --> 01:03:10,874
Why are you so huffy?Huffy?
1086
01:03:10,917 --> 01:03:12,353
You seem grumpy.
1087
01:03:15,226 --> 01:03:17,489
Your hair looks
really nice today.
1088
01:03:17,532 --> 01:03:19,012
Thank you.Huh.
1089
01:03:19,056 --> 01:03:20,274
So you can't say it.
1090
01:03:21,710 --> 01:03:23,800
One hour
to get to the airport,
1091
01:03:23,843 --> 01:03:27,760
Forty-five minutes circling
round and around LAX
1092
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,153
and then two hours
to get back
1093
01:03:29,196 --> 01:03:30,676
because you just had to stop
1094
01:03:30,719 --> 01:03:33,113
at the busiest In-N-Out
in this dimension.
1095
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,290
This is long overdue.
1096
01:03:36,334 --> 01:03:37,901
Thanks for
picking me up, Milo.
1097
01:03:38,205 --> 01:03:39,859
Mmm.
1098
01:03:39,903 --> 01:03:41,208
You're welcome.
Do you want to drink?
1099
01:03:41,252 --> 01:03:42,601
Nah, probably not.
1100
01:03:42,644 --> 01:03:44,298
I'm trying
to score points back
with my best friend.
1101
01:03:44,342 --> 01:03:47,519
I don't want her to come home
and see us drunkenly making out.
1102
01:03:47,562 --> 01:03:50,522
[CHUCKLES] Like you could
score with the Milostone?
1103
01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:52,306
No one calls you that.
1104
01:03:52,350 --> 01:03:53,960
It sounds like milestone.
1105
01:03:54,004 --> 01:03:55,788
That's barely
a play on words.
1106
01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:59,531
Milo Ren.
Are you into Star Wars?
1107
01:04:02,229 --> 01:04:03,665
So how is she?
1108
01:04:07,321 --> 01:04:08,757
[SCOFFS]
1109
01:04:13,197 --> 01:04:14,589
Well, is she all right?
1110
01:04:14,633 --> 01:04:16,635
I think you left
a few things.
1111
01:04:21,379 --> 01:04:24,861
I swear to God,
he's like 300 pounds now
1112
01:04:24,904 --> 01:04:27,689
and way into trucks.Oh, my God.
1113
01:04:27,733 --> 01:04:29,778
[LAUGHS] I hate how happy
that makes me.
1114
01:04:29,822 --> 01:04:31,519
Yeah, well, fuck her.
1115
01:04:31,563 --> 01:04:33,870
Serves her right for stealing
your boyfriend in school.
1116
01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:35,262
In the third grade.
1117
01:04:35,306 --> 01:04:37,525
In the third fucking grade.
1118
01:04:41,703 --> 01:04:44,141
I'm so glad you're still
kicking ass out here.
1119
01:04:45,055 --> 01:04:46,883
I wish you'd never left.
1120
01:04:49,755 --> 01:04:51,322
I got a part.
1121
01:04:52,758 --> 01:04:55,456
What? When?
1122
01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:57,894
Right after the headshots.
1123
01:04:57,937 --> 01:04:59,983
But I'd already
decided to move back home,
1124
01:05:00,026 --> 01:05:02,376
and I'm sorry
I didn't tell you.
1125
01:05:06,163 --> 01:05:10,167
I wanted to see my mom,
my family,
1126
01:05:10,210 --> 01:05:13,866
and I decided
that I could be happy
working as a secretary
1127
01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:17,391
or in retail,
or trying to convince Jeffrey
1128
01:05:17,435 --> 01:05:18,958
to marry me and deport me
1129
01:05:19,002 --> 01:05:22,875
with his mysterious
contracting job.
1130
01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:25,443
Just coast through
the rest of my life.
1131
01:05:27,836 --> 01:05:32,580
'Cause after three years
of drowning in L.A.,
1132
01:05:32,624 --> 01:05:36,454
I decided these things
and it scared me.
1133
01:05:38,282 --> 01:05:40,675
Would that make me
a failure?
1134
01:05:40,719 --> 01:05:43,635
Would it make me
as unhappy as my parents?
1135
01:05:43,678 --> 01:05:45,506
Are my parents even unhappy?
1136
01:05:47,465 --> 01:05:49,771
And then I got
the phone call.
1137
01:05:51,730 --> 01:05:54,646
It was a real speaking part
and real pilot.
1138
01:05:55,734 --> 01:05:57,301
And all of a sudden,
1139
01:05:57,344 --> 01:06:01,174
all of these questions
that I was asking myself
1140
01:06:01,218 --> 01:06:03,307
were suddenly
so much less scary
1141
01:06:03,350 --> 01:06:06,005
than saying yes
to the voice on the phone.
1142
01:06:08,573 --> 01:06:11,750
So, all because
you are afraid?
1143
01:06:11,793 --> 01:06:12,838
No.
1144
01:06:15,449 --> 01:06:17,147
I was also pissed
1145
01:06:17,886 --> 01:06:21,064
and bored and tired.
1146
01:06:22,935 --> 01:06:25,894
And I just don't care
as much as you do, Connor.
1147
01:06:25,938 --> 01:06:28,288
I mean, what if I spent
the rest of my life
1148
01:06:28,332 --> 01:06:30,682
being that tired? Ugh.
1149
01:06:30,725 --> 01:06:32,336
It's just not worth it.
1150
01:06:33,815 --> 01:06:35,817
You're stronger than me,
I guess.
1151
01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:42,172
I can't think
of anything scarier
than doing what you did,
1152
01:06:42,215 --> 01:06:43,869
giving up.
1153
01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:53,357
You are going to be
amazing out here.
1154
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:55,011
You already are.
1155
01:06:55,054 --> 01:06:57,535
And it's just
going to continue,
I know it.
1156
01:06:59,580 --> 01:07:00,668
I know it, too.
1157
01:07:02,496 --> 01:07:04,933
[MUSIC PLAYING][INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION]
1158
01:07:16,554 --> 01:07:18,512
♪ You know,
when I was young
1159
01:07:18,556 --> 01:07:20,471
♪ I was pretty sure
1160
01:07:20,514 --> 01:07:23,343
♪ That if you knew
what I had
1161
01:07:23,387 --> 01:07:26,390
♪ You would eat your words
1162
01:07:26,433 --> 01:07:29,610
♪ Trying to see
what's in my hands
1163
01:07:32,309 --> 01:07:36,095
♪ And all of my friends
that I've kept in my purse
1164
01:07:36,139 --> 01:07:38,489
♪ Made me numb and stupid
1165
01:07:38,532 --> 01:07:41,318
♪ But I kept to my own
1166
01:07:41,361 --> 01:07:44,060
♪ And treat it
like it's medicine ♪
1167
01:07:46,236 --> 01:07:48,455
[TV PLAYING IN BACKGROUND]
1168
01:08:03,644 --> 01:08:05,037
Can I help you?
1169
01:08:07,170 --> 01:08:08,388
Did you read it?
1170
01:08:10,173 --> 01:08:11,826
Your script?Yeah
1171
01:08:12,914 --> 01:08:14,090
Uh-huh.
1172
01:08:17,615 --> 01:08:19,486
Hey.When did you read it?
1173
01:08:20,531 --> 01:08:23,534
Like a week ago,
I guess.
1174
01:08:23,577 --> 01:08:26,058
And you didn't...
1175
01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:28,104
Did you hate it?I did not hate it.
1176
01:08:29,931 --> 01:08:31,672
We didn't
talk about it after?
1177
01:08:31,716 --> 01:08:33,718
No.Hmm.
1178
01:08:36,155 --> 01:08:38,505
Connor, I...
1179
01:08:38,549 --> 01:08:41,073
I really dug it, actually.
1180
01:08:41,465 --> 01:08:42,683
Really?
1181
01:08:42,727 --> 01:08:45,730
I was kind of obsessed
with it afterwards.
1182
01:08:46,557 --> 01:08:48,863
It's so funny and...
1183
01:08:48,907 --> 01:08:50,387
And it's so sad,
1184
01:08:50,430 --> 01:08:53,825
and the funny parts
make the sad parts
way sadder.
1185
01:08:53,868 --> 01:08:55,000
It's one of those.
1186
01:08:55,043 --> 01:08:57,263
That's exactly
what I was going for.
1187
01:08:57,307 --> 01:08:59,526
I've been
telling people about it.
1188
01:08:59,570 --> 01:09:01,398
What? What people?
1189
01:09:02,442 --> 01:09:04,836
Other industry guys,
1190
01:09:04,879 --> 01:09:07,055
Indie guys mostly.
1191
01:09:07,099 --> 01:09:08,448
Why didn't you tell me?
1192
01:09:08,492 --> 01:09:10,494
I swear we talked about it.
1193
01:09:11,930 --> 01:09:14,541
No, it's...
It's really good.
1194
01:09:15,890 --> 01:09:17,631
Seriously, like,
1195
01:09:17,675 --> 01:09:20,460
like good enough
to move forward
1196
01:09:20,504 --> 01:09:22,201
with these guys?
1197
01:09:22,245 --> 01:09:23,594
Don't get too worked up.
1198
01:09:24,421 --> 01:09:25,596
It's a long shot,
1199
01:09:25,639 --> 01:09:28,381
but I'm building
some excitement.
1200
01:09:28,425 --> 01:09:30,253
Don't get
your hopes up, though.
1201
01:09:31,036 --> 01:09:32,429
[CHUCKLES]
1202
01:09:32,472 --> 01:09:36,041
MAN: [ON TV ] I know who I am, but it's not that.
1203
01:09:36,084 --> 01:09:37,869
I kind of feel like
it's all finally happening.
1204
01:09:37,912 --> 01:09:41,220
What did I just say?[LAUGHS]
1205
01:09:41,264 --> 01:09:43,657
Yeah, listen, man,
I wanna hear, uh...
1206
01:09:43,701 --> 01:09:45,659
I wanna hear
more about this gig.
1207
01:09:45,703 --> 01:09:48,706
Um, is it something
I could, uh...
1208
01:09:50,098 --> 01:09:51,839
Is it possible
to work remotely?
1209
01:09:51,883 --> 01:09:53,450
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1210
01:09:53,493 --> 01:09:54,712
Uh-huh.
1211
01:09:58,106 --> 01:09:59,456
Who's that for?Hey, sign here.
1212
01:09:59,499 --> 01:10:01,893
Okay, cool. Sorry.
I'm asshole phone guy.
1213
01:10:01,936 --> 01:10:03,547
It's cool.
1214
01:10:03,590 --> 01:10:06,114
Um, so no wiggle room
on that, huh?
1215
01:10:06,158 --> 01:10:09,205
Uh-huh. No, it's just that
I'm in L.A. with my, uh...
1216
01:10:10,336 --> 01:10:12,599
Hey, uh, I'll...
I'll call you right back.
1217
01:10:12,643 --> 01:10:14,601
Do you need something else?
1218
01:10:14,645 --> 01:10:16,212
Where did you
get that table, bro?
1219
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:21,173
What table? Uh, don't!
1220
01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:23,610
I know this
is my shit right here.
1221
01:10:25,003 --> 01:10:27,092
Uh-huh, seriously.
1222
01:10:27,135 --> 01:10:29,094
Where did you get this table?I don't know, man,
1223
01:10:29,137 --> 01:10:31,401
but you can't just barge
into somebody's apartment.
1224
01:10:31,444 --> 01:10:33,490
I made this table
for my mama in shop class.
1225
01:10:33,533 --> 01:10:35,796
So, how the fuck did it
end up in your apartment?
1226
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:37,972
Look, if you don't leave,
I'm gonna have to call
the cops.
1227
01:10:38,016 --> 01:10:39,713
I'm sorry,
but, okay, no, no, stop it!
1228
01:10:39,757 --> 01:10:42,934
Okay, this isn't your table!Man, this is my table.
1229
01:10:42,977 --> 01:10:44,936
No, it belongs to my sister,
and she's having
1230
01:10:44,979 --> 01:10:47,286
a really rough year. [GRUNTS]
1231
01:10:47,330 --> 01:10:49,245
Get outta here,
you little dumb fuck.
1232
01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:01,996
And all he took
was the coffee table?
1233
01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:05,217
Yeah, it wasn't really
like a robbery scenario.
1234
01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:07,001
I think it was legit
his table,
1235
01:11:07,045 --> 01:11:09,395
like the pizza guy
makes tables.
1236
01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:12,050
It was on the side
of the road.
1237
01:11:12,093 --> 01:11:15,096
People do that
all the time.
1238
01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:17,490
Are you sure you
didn't say anything to him?
1239
01:11:17,534 --> 01:11:19,231
Like what?
1240
01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,624
Were you drunk?
1241
01:11:20,667 --> 01:11:22,495
No, I wasn't drunk.
1242
01:11:24,149 --> 01:11:25,933
Huh, I wasn't drunk.
1243
01:11:25,977 --> 01:11:29,285
Oh, I can't handle you.Me?
1244
01:11:29,328 --> 01:11:31,591
How in any way
is this my fault?
1245
01:11:31,635 --> 01:11:33,027
Ever since you got here,
1246
01:11:33,071 --> 01:11:36,422
it has been shitstorm
after shitstorm.
1247
01:11:36,466 --> 01:11:39,469
I forgot that you were queen
of Hollywood before I showed up.
1248
01:11:39,512 --> 01:11:41,079
How am I supposed
to get anywhere
1249
01:11:41,122 --> 01:11:43,908
if I have to keep
taking care of you?
1250
01:11:45,213 --> 01:11:47,477
What are you
doing here, Milo?
1251
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:49,348
Hanging out
with my baby sister.
1252
01:11:49,392 --> 01:11:50,784
I'm not a...
1253
01:11:53,483 --> 01:11:56,442
Look, I'm really
struggling here, okay?
1254
01:11:56,486 --> 01:11:59,445
I can't keep
watching your life
fall apart while I am
1255
01:11:59,489 --> 01:12:02,318
fighting to keep
mine together.
1256
01:12:03,231 --> 01:12:04,581
My life's not falling apart.
1257
01:12:04,624 --> 01:12:07,061
Look, I need
to focus on my own shit,
1258
01:12:07,105 --> 01:12:10,891
and if that means
not being able
to hold you up constantly,
1259
01:12:10,935 --> 01:12:13,241
then I need you
to stay out of my way.
1260
01:12:14,808 --> 01:12:16,244
Okay, Connor.
1261
01:12:17,811 --> 01:12:20,205
Where're you going?To my girlfriend's?
1262
01:12:20,248 --> 01:12:22,381
I didn't know
you had a girlfriend.
1263
01:12:22,425 --> 01:12:25,297
Yeah, well,
you've been real busy
focusing on your own shit.
1264
01:12:27,691 --> 01:12:29,345
It's locked.
1265
01:12:39,267 --> 01:12:41,269
[DOOR CREAK OPENS]
1266
01:12:45,448 --> 01:12:46,623
Bathroom?
1267
01:12:53,194 --> 01:12:54,370
Thanks.
1268
01:13:05,119 --> 01:13:06,686
Milo,
1269
01:13:06,730 --> 01:13:09,210
was that fucking
Ashley North?
1270
01:13:09,820 --> 01:13:12,039
Oh, you know her?
1271
01:13:12,083 --> 01:13:15,260
Yeah, we got in
pretty late last night.
Tried to be quiet.
1272
01:13:15,303 --> 01:13:17,088
Didn't wanna be
1273
01:13:17,131 --> 01:13:19,786
a burden.ASHLEY: You're out
of toilet paper
1274
01:13:19,830 --> 01:13:21,614
so I'm just gonna
drip-dry, okay?
1275
01:13:21,658 --> 01:13:23,268
Might be a sec, Milo.
1276
01:13:23,311 --> 01:13:25,226
Okay, sweetheart.
Thank you.
1277
01:13:26,184 --> 01:13:28,447
She really is down to earth.
1278
01:13:29,361 --> 01:13:30,884
Yeah.
1279
01:13:30,928 --> 01:13:32,669
[TOILET FLUSHES]
1280
01:13:33,104 --> 01:13:34,322
All set.
1281
01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:36,629
Well, as predicted,
1282
01:13:36,673 --> 01:13:38,457
all we have
left in this apartment
1283
01:13:38,501 --> 01:13:40,633
is off-brand,
out-of-date cereal.
1284
01:13:40,677 --> 01:13:44,855
I'm gonna rollerblade on down
to the taco shop, get us some
breakfast burritos.
1285
01:13:44,898 --> 01:13:46,813
You are so sweet.Stop it.
1286
01:13:46,857 --> 01:13:48,119
You're so sweet.
1287
01:13:48,859 --> 01:13:50,730
A kiss from Ashley North.
1288
01:13:50,774 --> 01:13:53,429
That's gonna
last me all day.[GIGGLES]
1289
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:01,828
Connor, right?
1290
01:14:03,526 --> 01:14:04,701
Yeah.
1291
01:14:06,833 --> 01:14:10,271
I'm sorry.
Um, am I like on some show
1292
01:14:10,315 --> 01:14:13,449
where celebrities
screw with regular people?
1293
01:14:13,492 --> 01:14:14,972
I don't remember
how Punk'd works.
1294
01:14:15,015 --> 01:14:16,364
You recognize me.
1295
01:14:16,408 --> 01:14:20,368
Yeah, I, uh, yeah.
1296
01:14:20,412 --> 01:14:22,414
We don't have to sit here
if you don't want.
1297
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:25,461
Uh, we can
sit on the couch too, also.
1298
01:14:27,114 --> 01:14:29,726
I'm good. Thanks.
1299
01:14:31,118 --> 01:14:32,555
[CLEARS THROAT]So, uh,
1300
01:14:32,598 --> 01:14:35,514
how exactly
did you meet my brother?
1301
01:14:35,558 --> 01:14:37,821
At a bar,
few weeks back.
1302
01:14:37,864 --> 01:14:40,998
We've, uh, met for drinks
a few times since then.
1303
01:14:41,912 --> 01:14:43,391
Oh.
1304
01:14:45,698 --> 01:14:49,267
He just cares so much
about other people.
1305
01:14:49,310 --> 01:14:52,139
He's basically the opposite
of L.A. guys,
1306
01:14:52,183 --> 01:14:54,794
which is exactly
what I need right now.
1307
01:14:56,056 --> 01:14:59,277
I'm kind of
being devoured.
1308
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:03,237
Yeah. No, it's all over TV.
What happened?
1309
01:15:05,239 --> 01:15:06,719
I'm sorry, that's...
1310
01:15:06,763 --> 01:15:08,329
No, that's fine. Uh...
1311
01:15:10,810 --> 01:15:13,030
I used to be
a really good person.
1312
01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:16,642
Most people
don't realize that.
1313
01:15:20,428 --> 01:15:23,257
How did you,
um, become an actress?
1314
01:15:25,956 --> 01:15:28,915
Uh, I moved out here
when I was 16
1315
01:15:28,959 --> 01:15:31,352
and I dropped out
of high school,
1316
01:15:31,396 --> 01:15:32,702
hit the pavement,
1317
01:15:32,745 --> 01:15:34,704
took a bunch
of shitty jobs.
1318
01:15:34,747 --> 01:15:36,662
Soon enough,
I got my first agent.
1319
01:15:38,098 --> 01:15:39,143
How long did that take?
1320
01:15:39,186 --> 01:15:42,625
Nine, ten years probably.
1321
01:15:42,668 --> 01:15:45,453
But, uh...
Anyway, uh, fast forward
1322
01:15:45,497 --> 01:15:48,282
to this whole
overnight success.
1323
01:15:48,326 --> 01:15:50,023
Which took about
a thousand nights.
1324
01:15:50,067 --> 01:15:51,459
Yep.
1325
01:15:51,503 --> 01:15:55,115
And all that focus and drive
1326
01:15:55,159 --> 01:15:58,510
just wasn't all
that necessary anymore.
1327
01:15:59,206 --> 01:16:00,599
That whole struggle
1328
01:16:00,643 --> 01:16:04,037
really did a number,
I guess.
1329
01:16:04,081 --> 01:16:06,910
Yeah, but, I mean,
you were pursuing your dreams.
1330
01:16:06,953 --> 01:16:09,173
Yeah, but you know,
1331
01:16:09,216 --> 01:16:12,045
that's what broken people do.
1332
01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:16,397
That's not true.
1333
01:16:18,399 --> 01:16:19,749
What's more selfish
1334
01:16:19,792 --> 01:16:22,229
than wanting to be happy
all the time
1335
01:16:22,273 --> 01:16:23,622
for the rest of your life?
1336
01:16:26,190 --> 01:16:28,932
We punish ourselves for years,
1337
01:16:28,975 --> 01:16:31,021
we call it
"paying our dues."
1338
01:16:31,064 --> 01:16:32,936
It's all so that
we can have a chance
1339
01:16:32,979 --> 01:16:34,851
at that light
at the end of the tunnel,
1340
01:16:34,894 --> 01:16:37,114
where everything
is just hunky-dory.
1341
01:16:38,202 --> 01:16:40,160
And it's not?
1342
01:16:40,204 --> 01:16:42,119
Life doesn't cooperate
like that.
1343
01:16:43,294 --> 01:16:46,558
You can't front-load
the shittiness.
1344
01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:48,473
What, so people
shouldn't try?
1345
01:16:49,735 --> 01:16:50,954
People shouldn't feel guilty
1346
01:16:50,997 --> 01:16:53,347
for striving
to live their best life.
1347
01:16:53,391 --> 01:16:56,176
I mean, that can't be right,
can it?
1348
01:16:56,220 --> 01:16:57,830
I don't know.I'm sorry.
1349
01:16:57,874 --> 01:17:00,180
The more
I'm thinking about this,
1350
01:17:00,224 --> 01:17:03,053
the more pissed off
I'm getting,
1351
01:17:03,096 --> 01:17:06,012
at you specifically,
for saying that.
1352
01:17:06,839 --> 01:17:08,188
Uh-huh.
1353
01:17:08,232 --> 01:17:10,843
I'm proud
of what I'm doing here.
1354
01:17:10,887 --> 01:17:15,369
My friends, my family
are all super proud of me.
1355
01:17:15,413 --> 01:17:18,111
Because not everyone
has the balls
1356
01:17:18,155 --> 01:17:20,461
to try and make something
of themselves.
1357
01:17:20,505 --> 01:17:22,159
Only... Only a big fish
1358
01:17:22,202 --> 01:17:24,117
in a small pond
is capable of transferring
1359
01:17:24,161 --> 01:17:25,423
to a bigger pond
1360
01:17:25,466 --> 01:17:27,468
or an ocean even,
1361
01:17:27,512 --> 01:17:29,166
if you don't
factor in the saltwater.
1362
01:17:29,209 --> 01:17:31,995
It's a messy metaphor.Yeah, but I think it's fine
1363
01:17:32,038 --> 01:17:34,432
what I'm doing here,
and, yeah,
1364
01:17:34,475 --> 01:17:37,435
I haven't finished a script
since I moved, and, yeah,
1365
01:17:37,478 --> 01:17:40,046
I hate the person
that I'm turning into,
1366
01:17:40,090 --> 01:17:42,701
but I've only scratched
the surface of this town
1367
01:17:42,745 --> 01:17:44,964
and if it breaks off
and falls into the ocean,
1368
01:17:45,008 --> 01:17:47,184
like they say it will,
I'm in deep enough
1369
01:17:47,227 --> 01:17:50,666
that it'll drag me
right down with it.
1370
01:17:50,709 --> 01:17:53,277
Not even a natural disaster
could break me free.
1371
01:17:55,758 --> 01:17:57,673
I thought
we were talking about me.
1372
01:17:58,456 --> 01:18:00,066
Burritos!
1373
01:18:01,981 --> 01:18:05,028
MILO:
Were, uh... Were you guys
talking about me?
1374
01:18:10,207 --> 01:18:11,730
CONNOR:
Are you still awake?
1375
01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:13,950
Mmm.
1376
01:18:16,343 --> 01:18:18,737
When is it, uh, okay for me
1377
01:18:18,781 --> 01:18:19,912
to stop playing it cool?
1378
01:18:27,311 --> 01:18:29,313
You've been
playing it cool?
1379
01:18:32,490 --> 01:18:37,451
I want to ask you
about that script you read,
1380
01:18:37,495 --> 01:18:40,063
and how it's all going
with those Indie film guys,
1381
01:18:40,106 --> 01:18:43,501
but I don't wanna sound
overly eager, which is weird,
1382
01:18:43,544 --> 01:18:45,938
because we're like
in a relationship.
1383
01:18:48,114 --> 01:18:49,550
That is weird.
1384
01:18:50,943 --> 01:18:52,075
Of course.
1385
01:18:52,902 --> 01:18:55,339
Yeah?
1386
01:18:55,382 --> 01:18:58,472
How's it all going
with those Indie film guys?
1387
01:19:02,955 --> 01:19:04,174
[SIGHS]
1388
01:19:06,567 --> 01:19:08,700
It's a no-go, Connor.
1389
01:19:31,201 --> 01:19:32,376
[SOBS]
1390
01:19:37,990 --> 01:19:39,775
[SNIFFLES]
1391
01:19:40,471 --> 01:19:42,038
Oh, Connor.
1392
01:19:42,603 --> 01:19:43,604
Hey.
1393
01:19:49,262 --> 01:19:50,524
I'm so sorry.
1394
01:19:52,004 --> 01:19:53,571
This just
1395
01:19:54,354 --> 01:19:56,139
happens sometimes.
1396
01:19:56,182 --> 01:19:57,923
Most of the time, actually.
1397
01:19:57,967 --> 01:19:59,185
Yeah.
1398
01:20:01,884 --> 01:20:03,799
Look, your script
went out there.
1399
01:20:03,842 --> 01:20:05,191
The guys
just didn't connect.
1400
01:20:05,235 --> 01:20:08,673
That's still
a huge accomplishment.
1401
01:20:10,675 --> 01:20:13,809
You've only
been here a few years
You got so close.
1402
01:20:15,071 --> 01:20:16,812
How could you not tell me?
1403
01:20:18,291 --> 01:20:20,859
"Nothing budged."
1404
01:20:20,903 --> 01:20:22,861
What kind of news
is that to hear?
1405
01:20:22,905 --> 01:20:24,863
Well, why didn't
they like it?
1406
01:20:27,692 --> 01:20:29,302
Connor.
1407
01:20:29,346 --> 01:20:32,479
Tell me what they said
about my script.
1408
01:20:35,395 --> 01:20:36,440
Okay.
1409
01:20:39,312 --> 01:20:41,097
[SIGHS]
1410
01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:44,143
Carl, the producer of Rager,
that slasher series,
1411
01:20:45,884 --> 01:20:47,712
he said it didn't have
a question.
1412
01:20:49,932 --> 01:20:51,063
What does that mean?
1413
01:20:52,935 --> 01:20:56,068
I guess like a...
A central question.
1414
01:20:56,112 --> 01:20:59,028
You know?No, I don't know.
1415
01:21:02,596 --> 01:21:04,772
A mystery, a thesis
1416
01:21:04,816 --> 01:21:07,427
that keeps you turning
the pages, a question.
1417
01:21:09,995 --> 01:21:12,128
That's so dumb.
1418
01:21:12,171 --> 01:21:13,564
[SCOFFS]
1419
01:21:13,607 --> 01:21:16,219
He produced those
fucking Rager movies!
1420
01:21:16,262 --> 01:21:18,047
What's he know?
1421
01:21:18,090 --> 01:21:20,919
If there is a character
that people can latch onto,
1422
01:21:20,963 --> 01:21:22,921
they'll wanna see
how it all works out.
1423
01:21:22,965 --> 01:21:25,315
It's about
the victories of humankind.
1424
01:21:25,358 --> 01:21:26,969
Carl's an idiot.
1425
01:21:31,016 --> 01:21:32,235
Well...
1426
01:21:36,413 --> 01:21:39,807
Nobody cares
about character, Connor.
1427
01:21:42,593 --> 01:21:45,117
People want a point of view.
1428
01:21:45,161 --> 01:21:48,120
People want thoughtfulness
[STUTTERS] and doubt,
1429
01:21:48,164 --> 01:21:50,383
not just
mission accomplished.
1430
01:21:54,039 --> 01:21:56,912
This is exactly why
I didn't want to talk to you
about this stuff.
1431
01:21:56,955 --> 01:21:58,914
Why is that?
1432
01:21:58,957 --> 01:22:00,741
We're talking about writing.
1433
01:22:00,785 --> 01:22:02,918
We're talking about craft.
This is good.
1434
01:22:02,961 --> 01:22:05,311
No, this actually
kind of sucks.
1435
01:22:05,355 --> 01:22:07,487
Look, I asked you
for their notes,
1436
01:22:07,531 --> 01:22:10,099
and you're giving me
their notes,
1437
01:22:10,142 --> 01:22:11,578
I can take it.
1438
01:22:13,363 --> 01:22:14,799
You don't think
I'm a good writer.
1439
01:22:14,842 --> 01:22:17,193
[SCOFFS]
1440
01:22:17,236 --> 01:22:19,847
Totally normal way
to receive notes, by the way.
1441
01:22:19,891 --> 01:22:21,501
[SCOFFS]
1442
01:22:21,545 --> 01:22:22,938
I thought you could...
1443
01:22:23,982 --> 01:22:26,376
The whole point
of this was...
1444
01:22:39,258 --> 01:22:40,694
Holy shit.
1445
01:22:42,827 --> 01:22:45,656
No--No, hey, I'm gonna
stop you right there.
1446
01:22:47,179 --> 01:22:49,138
I cannot believe
I did not see this coming!
1447
01:22:49,181 --> 01:22:50,400
Orson.
1448
01:22:55,144 --> 01:22:58,190
I was so worried
about your feelings.
1449
01:22:58,234 --> 01:23:01,019
I was so worried
that you thought
1450
01:23:01,063 --> 01:23:04,675
I was taking advantage
of you. Amazing.
1451
01:23:04,718 --> 01:23:06,503
I wasn't
taking advantage of you.
1452
01:23:06,546 --> 01:23:08,984
Oh, you are the fucking
worst of 'em, Connor.
1453
01:23:11,290 --> 01:23:13,162
You thought
I was what, huh?
1454
01:23:13,205 --> 01:23:14,728
An opportunity?
1455
01:23:16,078 --> 01:23:18,123
A fucking connection?
1456
01:23:27,306 --> 01:23:28,438
[CHUCKLES]
1457
01:23:32,224 --> 01:23:34,444
You actually think
you're a good person?
1458
01:23:36,359 --> 01:23:37,664
Huh?
1459
01:23:40,711 --> 01:23:42,408
God, this town blows.
1460
01:23:43,801 --> 01:23:45,194
I know.
1461
01:23:51,852 --> 01:23:52,940
[EXHALES]
1462
01:23:55,378 --> 01:23:56,901
Bye, Connor.
1463
01:23:59,730 --> 01:24:00,905
[SOBS]
1464
01:24:48,257 --> 01:24:49,606
[WHIRRING]
1465
01:24:59,442 --> 01:25:00,878
[SHREDDING]
1466
01:25:14,457 --> 01:25:17,503
You didn't get
that shredder off the side
of the street, did you?
1467
01:25:17,547 --> 01:25:19,114
I don't think
we're supposed
to be taking shit
1468
01:25:19,157 --> 01:25:20,289
off the side of the street.
1469
01:25:20,332 --> 01:25:21,768
No.
1470
01:25:21,812 --> 01:25:23,422
This was in my closet.
1471
01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:32,910
Connor,
these are all scripts.
1472
01:25:32,953 --> 01:25:35,869
Do you have them
backed up
on your computer or...
1473
01:25:35,913 --> 01:25:37,001
Yeah.
1474
01:25:38,655 --> 01:25:40,091
Fun.
1475
01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:48,708
When did I get
so delusional?
1476
01:25:48,752 --> 01:25:51,363
Oh, can't talk about that.
I'm shredding.
1477
01:25:57,326 --> 01:26:01,286
Mom and Dad were just always
pressuring me to be great.
1478
01:26:01,330 --> 01:26:03,201
I guess I felt like
I had to be.
1479
01:26:03,245 --> 01:26:05,116
Uh, no.
1480
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:06,552
Mom and Dad worshiped you.
1481
01:26:08,250 --> 01:26:10,600
They hung
your participation medals
on the wall.
1482
01:26:10,643 --> 01:26:11,775
Not bitter.
1483
01:26:11,818 --> 01:26:13,342
They were supportive
of you, too.
1484
01:26:14,256 --> 01:26:15,648
[CHUCKLES]
1485
01:26:15,692 --> 01:26:18,434
It's like we grew up
in different households.
1486
01:26:18,477 --> 01:26:20,305
[MACHINE SHREDDING]
1487
01:26:23,090 --> 01:26:24,483
But again,
I'm not bitter.
1488
01:26:29,401 --> 01:26:32,796
But if you're wondering
why you grew up
1489
01:26:32,839 --> 01:26:35,320
thinking you were capable
of great things,
1490
01:26:36,495 --> 01:26:38,105
it's probably
just because you are.
1491
01:26:39,933 --> 01:26:41,152
Probably.
1492
01:26:42,284 --> 01:26:43,415
How do you know?
1493
01:26:43,459 --> 01:26:45,417
Oh, you told me,
you were six.
1494
01:26:45,461 --> 01:26:46,723
[LAUGHS]
1495
01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:49,769
Is this the new one?
1496
01:26:49,813 --> 01:26:51,118
Yeah.
1497
01:26:53,164 --> 01:26:55,688
"Interior, editor-in-chief's
office, day."
1498
01:26:55,732 --> 01:26:57,386
Milo.What?
1499
01:26:57,429 --> 01:26:59,649
I never got a chance
to read the last scene.
1500
01:26:59,692 --> 01:27:01,868
"Articles and papers
clutter the desk.
1501
01:27:01,912 --> 01:27:03,870
"What a stark change
from Athena's first visit."
1502
01:27:03,914 --> 01:27:05,829
I've been meaning
to tell you,
1503
01:27:05,872 --> 01:27:08,571
nobody's name is Athena,
and you can't call her that.
1504
01:27:08,614 --> 01:27:10,747
You sent my rough draft
to a producer,
1505
01:27:10,790 --> 01:27:12,357
and you didn't even
finish reading it?
1506
01:27:12,401 --> 01:27:14,011
Oh, we're way
past that, Connor.
1507
01:27:14,054 --> 01:27:15,404
Can you read
for Athena, please?
1508
01:27:15,447 --> 01:27:17,275
You're such a dick.
1509
01:27:17,319 --> 01:27:18,711
I'll be the editor.
1510
01:27:18,755 --> 01:27:20,322
"You've had
a great run, Athena,
1511
01:27:20,365 --> 01:27:22,324
"but we just can't
overlook this controversy.
1512
01:27:22,367 --> 01:27:24,717
"The sight
can't take the hint."
1513
01:27:24,761 --> 01:27:27,329
"But, Mr. Plummer..."Oh, that's a wonderful read.
1514
01:27:27,372 --> 01:27:29,635
You're really good at this.
1515
01:27:29,679 --> 01:27:31,855
"But, Mr. Plummer,
you don't understand."
1516
01:27:31,898 --> 01:27:35,424
"No buts, Athena,
we love your work,
1517
01:27:35,467 --> 01:27:37,382
"and we love
having you on the team,
1518
01:27:37,426 --> 01:27:41,256
"but the world
of fashion journalism
isn't always fair.
1519
01:27:41,299 --> 01:27:43,258
"That's a harsh reality,
and I'm glad
you're hitting on that."
1520
01:27:43,301 --> 01:27:46,304
Okay, it sucks.
Let's stop.
1521
01:27:46,348 --> 01:27:48,480
MILO:
"The world isn't always fair.
1522
01:27:48,524 --> 01:27:50,961
"You're young
so you might not have
gotten that memo yet."
1523
01:27:53,268 --> 01:27:56,053
"I know more
than you give me
credit for."
1524
01:27:56,096 --> 01:27:57,794
"That's exactly right.
1525
01:27:58,360 --> 01:27:59,448
"You are smart.
1526
01:28:00,362 --> 01:28:02,973
"You are special, Athena."
1527
01:28:04,540 --> 01:28:07,804
So, fuck this place.
1528
01:28:07,847 --> 01:28:11,634
Fuck this journalism
fashion place.
1529
01:28:11,677 --> 01:28:13,288
That's not in there.
1530
01:28:13,853 --> 01:28:15,115
Change it.
1531
01:28:18,380 --> 01:28:20,338
Okay, but I worked
really hard on this.
1532
01:28:20,382 --> 01:28:23,080
So, can you please
stick to what's on the page?
1533
01:28:23,123 --> 01:28:24,386
Connor, it's great.
1534
01:28:25,474 --> 01:28:26,692
You're great.
1535
01:28:43,448 --> 01:28:45,711
Today's the day.For what?
1536
01:28:45,755 --> 01:28:47,191
Bibimbap.
1537
01:28:47,234 --> 01:28:48,671
That place by Ralph's
is closing in a month,
1538
01:28:48,714 --> 01:28:51,761
and I think
this is our window.
1539
01:28:53,197 --> 01:28:54,677
Okay.
1540
01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:57,332
But can we Google
what the fuck that is first?
1541
01:28:58,028 --> 01:29:00,813
Yes. Yes, please.
1542
01:29:00,857 --> 01:29:03,250
I've got allergies
to worry about.
1543
01:29:03,294 --> 01:29:04,556
See, when I was a kid,
1544
01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:06,515
we'd probably
have to Google it
before we left.
1545
01:29:06,558 --> 01:29:08,168
But with your
little smartphone,
1546
01:29:08,212 --> 01:29:10,606
we can do it on the way.You're so old.
1547
01:29:54,824 --> 01:29:56,260
[DOORKNOB RATTLES]
1548
01:30:16,585 --> 01:30:18,282
[RUSTLING]
1549
01:31:11,466 --> 01:31:12,858
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
1550
01:31:14,512 --> 01:31:16,079
MARK: Connor?
1551
01:31:16,122 --> 01:31:17,733
[KNOCKING CONTINUES]
1552
01:31:20,997 --> 01:31:22,302
You guys?
1553
01:31:36,839 --> 01:31:39,406
MILO:
Orson might still have
the one I emailed him.
1554
01:31:40,451 --> 01:31:41,844
I could check in
if you want.
1555
01:31:48,633 --> 01:31:50,287
Detective Simmons was nice.
1556
01:31:52,028 --> 01:31:53,856
I liked his tie.
1557
01:31:57,163 --> 01:31:58,904
Connor?Hmm?
1558
01:31:59,601 --> 01:32:01,603
Oh. Yeah.
1559
01:32:06,608 --> 01:32:07,652
This is a mess.
1560
01:32:10,350 --> 01:32:13,353
It's like some sort
of natural disaster came in.
1561
01:32:29,456 --> 01:32:30,501
[CHUCKLES]
1562
01:32:38,857 --> 01:32:40,293
Where are you going?
1563
01:33:00,662 --> 01:33:03,186
There's another suitcase
in the closet.
1564
01:33:05,405 --> 01:33:07,756
You know what?
I'm good, actually.
1565
01:33:09,496 --> 01:33:10,889
I'm serious, Milo.
1566
01:33:12,674 --> 01:33:14,110
Yeah, so am I.
1567
01:33:17,156 --> 01:33:18,984
But I can help you pack,
you know.
1568
01:33:24,033 --> 01:33:25,164
Hurry up. You're trying
to leave tonight?
1569
01:33:25,208 --> 01:33:27,079
Come on. [LAUGHS]
1570
01:34:33,493 --> 01:34:35,713
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1571
01:34:40,370 --> 01:34:42,024
♪ Well, I was driving west
1572
01:34:42,067 --> 01:34:44,635
♪ In the middle of June
1573
01:34:44,679 --> 01:34:46,376
♪ And gonna see some family
1574
01:34:46,419 --> 01:34:49,031
♪ And forget about you
1575
01:34:56,560 --> 01:34:58,301
♪ And I heard you singing
1576
01:34:58,344 --> 01:35:00,433
♪ On the radio
1577
01:35:00,477 --> 01:35:02,697
♪ It sounded like a tune
that I had written... ♪
1578
01:35:02,740 --> 01:35:04,394
Okay.
1579
01:35:04,437 --> 01:35:08,354
Um, so, make sure
you call the landlord
about that leaky faucet.
1580
01:35:08,398 --> 01:35:09,834
Yeah, I'm on it.It's completely going crazy.
1581
01:35:09,878 --> 01:35:12,315
Okay, um,
the keys to the mail room--
1582
01:35:12,358 --> 01:35:14,317
Are on the kitchen counter.
You've told me
1583
01:35:14,360 --> 01:35:16,406
like three times already.Okay, okay.
1584
01:35:16,449 --> 01:35:19,017
Um, rent is due
on the first and...
1585
01:35:19,061 --> 01:35:20,671
Just give me
a little bit of credit,
1586
01:35:20,715 --> 01:35:22,673
just the littlest
bit of credit.
I'm an adult.
1587
01:35:22,717 --> 01:35:24,066
I'm an adult man.I'll try.
1588
01:35:25,502 --> 01:35:27,504
Where is the mail room again?Oh, my, Milo--
1589
01:35:27,547 --> 01:35:29,375
I'm fucking with you.
God, get out of here.
1590
01:35:29,419 --> 01:35:30,768
I'm tired of you.
1591
01:35:30,812 --> 01:35:32,639
And I love you.I love you, too.
1592
01:35:32,683 --> 01:35:34,119
Drive safe.I will.
1593
01:35:34,163 --> 01:35:35,773
Don't tell Mom
where I'm staying.
1594
01:35:36,295 --> 01:35:37,296
Okay, deal.
1595
01:35:40,517 --> 01:35:44,390
♪ The pavement on the ground
decided to swallow me up
1596
01:35:44,434 --> 01:35:46,001
♪ And you just
took off running
1597
01:35:46,044 --> 01:35:49,047
♪ And you let me go
1598
01:35:50,832 --> 01:35:53,791
♪ And I've been here
all alone
1599
01:35:55,706 --> 01:35:59,405
♪ Yeah, I've been stuck here in some kind of a
1600
01:35:59,449 --> 01:36:03,583
♪ California sinkhole
1601
01:36:03,627 --> 01:36:07,457
♪ Yeah, I've been stuck here in some kind of a
1602
01:36:07,500 --> 01:36:11,200
♪ California sinkhole
1603
01:36:27,129 --> 01:36:28,913
[SONG ENDS]
1604
01:36:32,134 --> 01:36:35,572
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1605
01:36:48,715 --> 01:36:50,543
[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
1606
01:36:50,587 --> 01:36:53,242
♪ Got to drop that
and look at me
1607
01:36:53,285 --> 01:36:56,158
♪ Drawn up in your old ways
and your mind games
1608
01:36:56,201 --> 01:36:58,203
♪ That we'll set free
1609
01:36:58,247 --> 01:37:02,860
♪ Pull me closer
to the edge with you
1610
01:37:02,904 --> 01:37:06,385
♪ Pull me closer as we
float through the room
1611
01:37:06,429 --> 01:37:12,174
♪ Oh, don't pay attention to
the other half of you
1612
01:37:12,217 --> 01:37:15,133
♪ Are you lost
in those words you said?
1613
01:37:16,265 --> 01:37:18,571
♪ Can't get enough of you
1614
01:37:18,615 --> 01:37:21,009
♪ After all that
we've been through
1615
01:37:21,052 --> 01:37:24,012
♪ Some days
you just don't forget
1616
01:37:30,279 --> 01:37:31,846
♪ Tryin' hard to...
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