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"I Am Mia"

[phone beeping]

Well, let's get ready

to smash another watermelon

that I carried up all

by myself... Violetta.

- I can't believe - I got stuck doing this stupid...

- "science" experiment - with you.

Can we just get this over with?

We could have finished this

a week ago, like I wanted to!

Now listen:

I'll drop one egg

and one watermelon.

- All you have to do - is take a picture of them

- Hitting the ground - at the same time.

Listen, dork,

if you get any egg

on my designer shoes,

you'll hear from my lawyer!

[Mia] Just pay attention!

- Our science grade - depends on this!

I'm not really friends with her.

It was a random draw, I swear!

You get all that?

Yeah, yeah.

Bombs away!

[typing beeps]

"Still stuck with dork...

- Did you get it? - Yup...

Hey, watch it!

- This outfit is worth - more than you!

[Violetta] Hey! Get back here!

Is that egg yolk on my shoe?!

- [sighs] - Now, listen.

- You don't like me... - True.

And I don't like you.

- But we are gonna - have to work together on this,

- Or we both gonna - fail this assignment.

You don't want to fail, do you?

I told you before.

I've got it covered.

What's that supposed to mean?

- Just be happy - you got paired with someone

With my resourcefulness

and ingenuity.

You worry too much.

Stress gives you acne.

Why do I have a sinking feeling

about this?

See you in class, "partner."

And I know you don't expect me

to help clean up that mess.

That is so unfair of Violetta.

- I can't believe - she actually made you

Prove the law of falling bodies

by yourself.

I know, especially considering

- she waited till the last minute - to blow it off.

[sighs] I don't think an "A"

is in the cards.

[sighs]

[Violetta] Niiiice job.

What's that?

- [Violetta] It's our physics - project.

I told you to trust me!

There's no way

you did that by yourself.

And in so little time.

Uh, duh!

We can't do that!

I should turn you in!

- [sighs] It'll be my word - against yours.

Do you know how much my daddy

- donates to this school's - science department?

It just doesn't feel right.

What did I say

about worrying too much?

Right. I'll be right back.

Acne cream.

I'm sure you'd understand.

I think I've got it.

Hi Mia. Say your password.

"Along the ground,

it can't be seen.

Go further down in the ravine"

[screams]

Wooooa...

wooo...

wooo!

Uff!

That was better than last time.

Huh!

Hey, Onchao!

Hello?

Hi Onchao!

[neighs]

[laughs] What are you

wearing these for?

[neighs]

Yuko gave them to you?

To block the annoying music?

What annoying music?

[discordant music playing]

Oh. Sorry.

Better?

[louder] Better?!

[snorts]

I'm not even sure it's music.

Where's it coming from?

Phuddle. I might have known.

[Yuko] Mia!

Hey, guys.

What's Phuddle doing up there?!

Whatever it is,

it's been going on for hours,

and I've had about enough of it.

I need those back.

- It doesn't matter. - He's going to have to stop.

Come on.

- Give me those earmuffs! - [neighs]

[plays discordant music]

Thank you!

Thank you!

[Mia applauds]

What? I'm trying to be polite.

Don't encourage him.

[Phuddle] What'd you think?!

Pretty sweet, eh?

For the first minute or so.

You don't get it!

It's not just any old music!

- You guys have trouble - finding unicorn dust these days,

- right?

- Yeaaaah...

Well the Unichordian

is built to attract unicorns!

You'll never have to search

for it again!

Observe!

[plays discordant music]

[birds shriek]

[neighs]

Ha! No taste in music.

Sorry, Phuddle. Maybe you can

play it out in the woods

where it won't bother anybody?

[rattling]

- [rattling stops] - Uuugh!

Come on Unichordian.

We'll show them...

[rattles momentarily]

Uuugh...

dodlee stinking slug sliming...

[rattles]

Mmmm...

- [rattling stops] - Aaagh! Dodlessss...

Nothing aaaghhh...

[rattling resumes]

Ouh! That seemed to work!

[hums]

- Careful Phuddle. - Watch out for the...

[Phuddle screams]

Ou... ou... ouu...

Ahhh!

- [crashing clatter] - [Phuddle groans]

- steps!

- [Phuddle] I'm okaaay!

Okay, that's one problem solved.

So... did you bring the oracle?

Just find the closest ravine.

- I'll tell you the oracle - on the way.

Humph. I'll show those Elves.

What do they know anyway?

- I'll play the Unichordian - in the woods

And attract every unicorn

in Centopia!

- There'll be - so much unicorn dust,

The Elves won't know

what to do with it all!

Hmm. Steep hill.

Now where'd I put those brakes?

Ah, there they are.

Ooh...

YAAAAAAAH!

[Mia] "Along the ground

it can't be seen,

go further down, in the ravine."

This is definitely a ravine.

Is Onchao sure it's this ravine?

Anything Onchao?

- [neighs]

- Definitely.

- Well whether the Trumptus piece - is here or not,

I sure got lots of unicorn dust!

[distant screaming]

Did you guys hear something?

[Phuddle] Aaaaggghhh!!!!

Aaaaaahhhhh!

Woooooooooooa!

Loooook outttt!!

- [crash] - [Phuddle] Agh!

- Phuddle?!

- [Phuddle] I'm O... kay!

Just a minor technical problem.

If you call nearly killing

a full grown tree

a "minor technical problem"...

- Nothing a little unicorn dust - can't handle.

[clank]

[snorts]

[neighs]

Hey, wait a minute...

- No way!

- [Mia] Voila!

- Piece number fourteen!

- Wow!

- Every one of them - looks better than the last.

Nice work, Phuddle!

It may not attract unicorns,

but it's pretty good at

- digging up - pieces of the Trumptus!

[snorts]

It will too attract unicorns!

Onchao's just different,

that's all!

Watch!

[plays discordant music]

[neigh loudly]

Eww...

[neighs]

[agitated neighing]

Onchao, wait!

At least wait

until I get to the chorus!

[???]

Oh...

[gasp]

- Munc attack! - Wait!

It's like...

They're hypnotized by the music.

[music stops]

[Phuddle] Ahhh.

Oops! Messed that up...

Let's try that again.

From the top!

[???]

Hey, nice moves!

[???]

[gasps]

[terrified] Aaaahaa!

Muncs!

Phuddle! Start playing again!

[crying] No way!

[grunts]

- [gasps] - Onchao?!

[gasps]

[grunts]

Stay under cover!

Oh no!

[grunts]

Mo!

Yuko!

Where are those blasted scouts?!

Gargona!

Yes my Queen, sorry my Queen!

Well? Where did they go?!

I don't know.

We've had scouts late before,

but not this many at once.

Ugh! Probably the elves' doing.

- They're always - shrinking your troops,

Making an utter fool of you.

- I've half a mind - to banish them from the island.

- [to herself] If you had - the other half

- We'd rule Centopia - by now.

What did you say?

I was only commenting on

how sparkly

your mask looks today!

Have you polished it?

[shrieking]

Ah, there they are...

They've got...

Prisoners! Elves!

[Panthea] This is turning into

a good day after all!

Well, well...

the Elf prince and...

some other elf

who looks vaguely familiar.

Uugh!

Take their weapons

and throw them in the cage!

Agh!

Ugh!

[grunts]

Let me go,

you brainless zombies!

[laughs]

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

Aaah! Uh!

Woo!

King Raynor

should pay handsomely

for these two.

Perhaps an exchange

for the little unicorn

I've heard so much about.

[cackles]

Stop cackling!

I'm supposed to do that!

[cackles]

[Mia] Phuddle?

You can come out now.

Oh no.

This is all my fault!

[crying] Stupid

unicorn-repelling,

munc-attracting piece of junk!

[rattling]

You just gave me an idea,

- Phuddle! - I did?

- If the muncs like this thing - so much,

- What do you say - we give it to them?

What? Give away

my precious Unichordian?

- I don't mean literally.

- Phew.

You had me going there

for a second.

Turn this...

thing on and follow me!

With pleasure!

[Unichordian rattles]

Mhmm... just listen to the...

[mumbling to himself]

Are you okay Phuddle?

Oh yeah, just dandy!

Never been better!

[chuckles nervously]

[to himself] How did I let

myself get talked into this?

This is as far as we can go

without getting into the vapors.

Now for the hard part.

Onchao, come over here!

You hide in those rocks.

- Don't come out - unless you hear us.

If we're not back by sundown,

- fly back to the elves - and get help, okay?

[snorts]

Okay! Let's do this!

Take it away, Phuddle!

[cracks his knuckles]

[???]

[snorts disgusted]

[???]

- [whispering] What's Phuddle - trying to do?

I don't know! But I wish

I had some of those earmuffs

right now!

[Panthea] What... is that?

So beautiful...

Such lovely music.

I must have it!

Gargona,

whatever's making that sound,

bring it to me, immediately!

[Gargona] Of course, my Queen!

[???]

[Gargona] Whatever this...

thing... is,

it belongs to Panthea now!

Sure thing, boss.

I brought it for her,

as a gift from the humble Pans!

You...

Know how to play it, right?

How hard can it be?

Ah?

Uuhh?

Ah?

[plays random notes]

[huffs]

Bring this thing!

And the mangy little

goat man too!

Well... okay.

But only for a concerto

and one light opera!

[dragon shrieks]

Whoa!

[Phuddle] Waaa!

Uuh! [grunts]

I hope he knows what he's doing!

Uuh?

[Panthea] What is this?

A Pan, my queen.

According to him,

he is some kind

of musical prodigy.

According to everybody.

You! Play it for me!

I thought you'd never ask.

Woa!

[Panthea] Play. Play!!!

You know, a nice bouquet

of flowers in a vase here

would be really inspiring!

- Play!!!

- All right, all right!

Keep your mask on... jeeesh.

[???]

It's... it's...

magnificent.

[???]

[Mo] Mia!

Boy are we glad to see you!

[???]

[Mia gasps]

The Trumptus piece!

[finishes playing]

Thank you!

- You've been - a wonderful audience!

You're beautiful!

Phuddle! Don't stop playing!

- I believe the word - you're looking for is...

[Panthea] Grab her!

"Encore".

What do you want me to play?!

You've heard me!

Grab her, you fools!

[gasps]

Phuddle! Just hit one note

as hard as you can!

[Panthea] What's she doing?

What note? C-flat? Or D?

- Play!!

- Oh no! Run!

Okay, okay!

[plays discordant note]

I'll take that.

Nice work!

I gotta hand it to you,

that was one gutsy plan.

And here is the trumptus piece!

You can stop playing now,

Phuddle!

We gotta go

before Panthea comes back!

But what about the Unichordian?!

It's going to have to stay here.

Noooo...

- Sorry Phuddle. - Oouh!

At least she'll stay among

those who loved her sweet,

beautiful song.

Well, there's always

an unichordian number two!

Hey! Yeaaah!

The next one

is gonna be better than ever!

And the seat

will be ten times more cushiony!

And brakes!

Naaah, don't need them.

- Ah, I have to cheat - though a bit on the engine,

- You know, - to make room for the cup holder.

Agh! Don't even mention

cheating to me today!

Aaaaghh!

[Mia] Hello?!

Anybody home?!

[neighs]

Yeah, we took a while.

But we always come back, right?

[neighs]

I gotta get back.

I have my own project to finish.

Bye everyone!

[Phuddle] I don't know about you

but I feel inspired!

I'm going to create a musical.

Hey Mo, can you sing?

[Mo] Yep.

About as well as you can play.

[Phuddle] That good, eh?

We are gonna have a head

on our hands!

Remember, no one likes a snitch!

So, how did it go with

the falling bodies experiment?

Actually, we decided

to work as individuals.

- [teacher] Mhmm... - Here's mine.

Oh! Interesting.

Why is this section

highlighted...?

It's dried egg yolk.

And this is my project.

Which I did all by myself.

Oh this is very impressive,

Violetta.

Organized and well presented.

Definitely A-plus material.

Thank you.

I would have to agree.

At least, it was A-plus material

when it was submitted

three years ago

by another student.

The second time around,

I'd say it's closer to an F.

But... you can't...

Mia, at least you tried.

C-minus.

Violetta, "C" me after class.

But... my grade point

average...!

Well... I guess what goes up

must come down, huh?

That's Mia's law

of failing bodies.

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