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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,100 Okay, five rows to go. 2 00:00:05,169 --> 00:00:06,502 Why do we have to rotate this again? 3 00:00:06,571 --> 00:00:07,359 So it doesn't get moldy. 4 00:00:07,384 --> 00:00:08,783 Jordan, I am your business partner. 5 00:00:08,852 --> 00:00:10,734 You really should have asked me before buying this much. 6 00:00:10,774 --> 00:00:13,929 No, no, this is HufflePuff. This strain commands top dollar. 7 00:00:13,953 --> 00:00:15,386 And I got it for half off. 8 00:00:15,454 --> 00:00:17,414 Trust me, you'll be thanking me when we sell all this. 9 00:00:17,439 --> 00:00:19,534 We're gonna be 80 when we sell all of this. 10 00:00:19,559 --> 00:00:21,140 Also, we really need the cash. 11 00:00:21,164 --> 00:00:23,631 Did you see we got a second notice on our power bill? 12 00:00:23,945 --> 00:00:25,600 Okay, I'm sorry... we'll go to the DWP 13 00:00:25,669 --> 00:00:26,935 and we'll pay the bill tomorrow. 14 00:00:27,003 --> 00:00:29,037 (scoffs) No, I'm sorry. 15 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:31,406 God, I had the worst date with this guy last night. 16 00:00:31,474 --> 00:00:33,408 I'm still so bummed about it. 17 00:00:33,476 --> 00:00:35,376 Okay, sat across from him for like two hours, 18 00:00:35,445 --> 00:00:37,345 he didn't ask me a single question about myself. 19 00:00:37,414 --> 00:00:39,681 And then I caught him Tindering under the table. 20 00:00:39,749 --> 00:00:40,748 Ugh, bad form. 21 00:00:40,817 --> 00:00:43,218 I think I'm just done dating in L.A. 22 00:00:43,286 --> 00:00:45,153 I mean, seriously, is it so much to ask 23 00:00:45,222 --> 00:00:46,554 just to have someone listen to you? 24 00:00:46,623 --> 00:00:48,223 Girl, if I was dating you, 25 00:00:48,299 --> 00:00:50,199 I would listen to the shit out of you. 26 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,482 Thanks, lady. 27 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,358 And trust me about this HufflePuff strain. 28 00:00:53,383 --> 00:00:54,420 It's gonna sell. 29 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,255 I have a good feeling about this. 30 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:58,591 - _ - 31 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:00,793 Is is possible it's getting bigger? 32 00:01:00,862 --> 00:01:03,362 Or are we getting smaller? 33 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,532 34 00:01:08,849 --> 00:01:10,949 (Paige) What is this line? 35 00:01:11,018 --> 00:01:13,285 Ugh, there's Bentley. 36 00:01:13,354 --> 00:01:15,454 He's like the UTI of weed dealers. 37 00:01:15,523 --> 00:01:18,123 And then she wasn't a "she," and I was like, "So what?" You know what I mean? 38 00:01:18,192 --> 00:01:20,359 - 'Scuse me? What is all this? - Oh, wow. 39 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:22,428 It's Beach East, dummies. 40 00:01:22,496 --> 00:01:23,529 - What? - Heh, of course, 41 00:01:23,597 --> 00:01:24,797 you wouldn't know about it. 42 00:01:24,865 --> 00:01:26,532 It's the premiere beach experience 43 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:27,733 for the Eastside. 44 00:01:27,758 --> 00:01:30,212 It's got lifeguards, sands, lime-aritas, 45 00:01:30,237 --> 00:01:33,072 broken glass, lost children, mm-hmm. 46 00:01:33,140 --> 00:01:35,574 Yeah, but the actual beach is only like 40 minutes away. 47 00:01:35,643 --> 00:01:38,377 Anybody can get into the actual beach, mm-kay? 48 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:40,345 It's just... whoa. 49 00:01:40,414 --> 00:01:41,947 You guys smell weird. 50 00:01:42,016 --> 00:01:45,284 Did somebody buy that skunk-ass HufflePuff weed in bulk? 51 00:01:45,352 --> 00:01:47,252 Oh, my God, you did, didn't you? 52 00:01:47,321 --> 00:01:48,754 Goddamn it. 53 00:01:48,823 --> 00:01:50,322 How did you know about this place, anyway? 54 00:01:50,391 --> 00:01:51,890 Because Immaeatit posted about it 55 00:01:51,959 --> 00:01:54,860 on his Whaaaaaaat.com channel. 56 00:01:54,929 --> 00:01:56,095 All these people are waiting in line 57 00:01:56,163 --> 00:01:58,063 because a guy in a viral video told them to? 58 00:01:58,132 --> 00:02:01,166 Hey, Immaeatit has millions of subscribers. 59 00:02:01,235 --> 00:02:02,570 He's an influencer. 60 00:02:02,602 --> 00:02:06,270 So why don't you scatter before they see me with you, 61 00:02:06,339 --> 00:02:08,272 and then they don't let me in. 62 00:02:08,341 --> 00:02:09,407 Go on! 63 00:02:09,953 --> 00:02:11,575 Don't scrunch your nose at me. 64 00:02:11,644 --> 00:02:13,110 Yo, yo, yo, it's Immaeatit! 65 00:02:13,179 --> 00:02:14,645 Everyone check out Beach East in Silver Lake. 66 00:02:14,714 --> 00:02:16,147 It's a beach, but inside, all right? 67 00:02:16,215 --> 00:02:18,516 I just found a burrito in a nail salon dumpster 68 00:02:18,584 --> 00:02:20,418 under a pile of hair extensions. 69 00:02:20,486 --> 00:02:23,387 Immaeatit! 70 00:02:23,456 --> 00:02:24,822 Okay, this is our answer. Look at this. 71 00:02:24,891 --> 00:02:26,857 We'll hire a viral video guy to plug our business. 72 00:02:26,926 --> 00:02:28,526 Girl, I'm gonna prove to you that buying a wall of weed 73 00:02:28,594 --> 00:02:31,495 was not stupid by hiring a guy who eats garbage. 74 00:02:31,564 --> 00:02:32,663 Yeah! 75 00:02:36,002 --> 00:02:39,070 Uh... yeah, thank you. I'm so sorry. 76 00:02:39,812 --> 00:02:41,839 Immaeatit can't do it. He's in the hospital. 77 00:02:41,908 --> 00:02:44,008 - Why? What'd he eat? - He got stabbed. 78 00:02:44,077 --> 00:02:45,576 - Oh. - I know. 79 00:02:45,645 --> 00:02:49,639 But I've compiled a list of the top-rated Whaaaaaaat... 80 00:02:49,664 --> 00:02:50,581 You don't have to say it every time. 81 00:02:50,606 --> 00:02:52,083 - Oh. Right. - Yeah. 82 00:02:52,151 --> 00:02:53,684 Okay, these guys 83 00:02:53,753 --> 00:02:56,087 prank each other until one of 'em throws up. 84 00:02:56,461 --> 00:02:57,955 Um, this girl... 85 00:02:58,024 --> 00:03:00,691 puts makeup on with her feet. 86 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,360 Uh, this girl puts makeup on her feet. 87 00:03:02,428 --> 00:03:03,828 Close. 88 00:03:03,896 --> 00:03:05,262 And these are goats screaming at cops. 89 00:03:05,331 --> 00:03:06,897 (goat screeching) 90 00:03:06,966 --> 00:03:08,432 (female announcer) Tired of dating frogs 91 00:03:08,501 --> 00:03:10,368 instead of princes in Los Angeles? 92 00:03:10,436 --> 00:03:11,769 - Yeah. - Why date real guys 93 00:03:11,838 --> 00:03:13,971 when you can create the perfect guy? 94 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,573 What is this? 95 00:03:15,641 --> 00:03:16,874 Download the Prinz app 96 00:03:16,943 --> 00:03:18,676 to create your ideal Prinz Charming. 97 00:03:18,745 --> 00:03:20,511 Yeah, Prinz Charming, we get it... skip. 98 00:03:20,580 --> 00:03:21,712 Oh, yeah, skip all day. 99 00:03:21,781 --> 00:03:24,281 Oh, a gamer! MasonFlipsCubes... sweet! 100 00:03:24,350 --> 00:03:26,615 Gamers love weed. 101 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,498 What's up, everybody? It's MasonFlipsCubes. 102 00:03:28,523 --> 00:03:29,520 Here we go. 103 00:03:29,589 --> 00:03:31,455 Okay, he plays a game called Cube Move. 104 00:03:31,524 --> 00:03:33,824 Basically, he just flips and stacks cubes. 105 00:03:33,893 --> 00:03:36,127 But look at how many subscribers he has. 106 00:03:36,195 --> 00:03:37,561 I mean, people travel to competitions 107 00:03:37,630 --> 00:03:39,147 to watch him play. 108 00:03:39,937 --> 00:03:42,633 He made $5 million last year?! 109 00:03:42,702 --> 00:03:44,975 It is a sad day when any kid with a phone 110 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,226 can make more money than a drug dealer. 111 00:03:48,541 --> 00:03:50,508 Say, baby, what's your name? 112 00:03:50,576 --> 00:03:53,444 Are you the one Mary, are you Jane? 113 00:03:53,469 --> 00:03:55,469 Synced and corrected by Chitorafa www.addic7ed.com 114 00:03:57,216 --> 00:03:59,150 Noodles is pregnant? 115 00:03:59,383 --> 00:04:01,990 Well, who let her outside? 116 00:04:02,015 --> 00:04:03,254 No, I can't find another (bleep) cat 117 00:04:03,322 --> 00:04:05,671 with 200 million followers. 118 00:04:05,696 --> 00:04:07,095 Get... get the cat in the box. 119 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:08,630 'Scuse me, Andrew? 120 00:04:08,699 --> 00:04:09,998 Mason's manager? 121 00:04:10,067 --> 00:04:12,968 Hi. Jordan. Mary + Jane. 122 00:04:13,036 --> 00:04:14,369 - Oh, right, the drug dealer. - Yeah. 123 00:04:14,438 --> 00:04:16,137 Okay, listen, I'm gonna level with you. 124 00:04:16,206 --> 00:04:17,772 Mason is very much in demand right now. 125 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,641 Why don't I hook you up with Dranks Pranks? 126 00:04:19,710 --> 00:04:21,142 - Or, uh, Twerking Grandma? - No, no, no. 127 00:04:21,211 --> 00:04:22,711 Mason is who we want, and don't worry. 128 00:04:22,779 --> 00:04:24,145 He's gonna love me. 129 00:04:24,214 --> 00:04:26,848 I have a giant wall of rotting weed that says has to. 130 00:04:26,917 --> 00:04:28,183 Well, if you want to win him over, 131 00:04:28,252 --> 00:04:29,651 you'll have to meet with him in his cube cave. 132 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,074 You know, if you do actually get him 133 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:32,627 to promote Mary + Jane, 134 00:04:32,652 --> 00:04:34,985 that Mason bump is a game-changer. 135 00:04:35,046 --> 00:04:37,613 There's tons of fans in L.A. They all love weed. 136 00:04:37,682 --> 00:04:40,383 You think people watch that shit not stoned? I mean, come on. 137 00:04:40,730 --> 00:04:43,252 Hi, Therese, it's Paige from Mary + Jane. 138 00:04:43,322 --> 00:04:45,589 We're running a special on some amazing HufflePuff 139 00:04:45,657 --> 00:04:47,023 we have this week, and... 140 00:04:47,091 --> 00:04:49,759 (British accent) the Sorting Hat picked you! 141 00:04:49,827 --> 00:04:51,160 Hello? 142 00:04:51,229 --> 00:04:53,886 You will be flying higher than a snitch. 143 00:04:53,917 --> 00:04:57,033 If it was bad, we'd call it The Weed That Must Not Be Named. 144 00:04:57,101 --> 00:04:58,000 Oh! 145 00:04:59,170 --> 00:05:00,269 Uhh. 146 00:05:07,761 --> 00:05:09,134 _ 147 00:05:09,159 --> 00:05:09,879 (phone chimes) 148 00:05:09,947 --> 00:05:11,449 Welcome to Prinz. 149 00:05:11,474 --> 00:05:13,424 Create your ultimate Prinz Charming 150 00:05:13,449 --> 00:05:15,182 with a brief survey. 151 00:05:15,251 --> 00:05:16,917 Okay, lame. 152 00:05:16,986 --> 00:05:19,353 Um, let's see. 153 00:05:19,421 --> 00:05:20,988 "What is your favorite color?" 154 00:05:21,056 --> 00:05:22,055 Light Blue. 155 00:05:22,124 --> 00:05:23,757 You've selected "Handsome, 156 00:05:23,826 --> 00:05:25,744 but doesn't know how handsome he is." 157 00:05:25,769 --> 00:05:30,164 Okay, uh, "What is your favorite Thanksgiving Day side dish?" 158 00:05:30,232 --> 00:05:31,832 (scoffs) Mashed potatoes. 159 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:36,303 You've selected stable and supportive. 160 00:05:36,372 --> 00:05:38,438 161 00:05:38,507 --> 00:05:41,175 Hey, I don't know, I guess it's maybe that I die first, 162 00:05:41,243 --> 00:05:43,043 and then he dies... no, no, no, no, no. 163 00:05:43,112 --> 00:05:45,379 He would die first, and then I would die of a broken heart, 164 00:05:45,447 --> 00:05:46,647 John Green style. 165 00:05:46,715 --> 00:05:48,882 - (phone chimes) - Survey completed. 166 00:05:49,081 --> 00:05:53,420 Introducing your ideal boyfriend: Channing. 167 00:05:53,489 --> 00:05:56,523 Wow... you are beautiful. 168 00:05:56,592 --> 00:05:58,192 Oh, my God, come on. 169 00:05:58,260 --> 00:06:00,527 No, really, I didn't know what to expect. 170 00:06:00,596 --> 00:06:03,263 Sorry... I'm Channing. 171 00:06:03,462 --> 00:06:06,815 So, Paige... tell me about yourself. 172 00:06:06,902 --> 00:06:09,765 (scoffs, stammers) Okay, come on. 173 00:06:09,790 --> 00:06:12,573 Like I'm gonna talk to some stupid, fake phone person. 174 00:06:12,641 --> 00:06:14,593 (snickers) Weak. 175 00:06:14,618 --> 00:06:16,226 (Channing) Look, I know that it's a little weird. 176 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:19,152 But give it a shot. I'm here to listen. 177 00:06:19,751 --> 00:06:20,920 What are you up to, Paige? 178 00:06:21,813 --> 00:06:25,425 I'm just sorting my giant wall of rotting weed. 179 00:06:25,493 --> 00:06:26,719 You sound upset. 180 00:06:26,728 --> 00:06:28,461 Well, I am, because, yet again, 181 00:06:28,530 --> 00:06:30,130 Jordan has dreamed up some amazing plan, 182 00:06:30,198 --> 00:06:32,117 but I'm stuck doing all the grunt work. 183 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,808 That must be really hard for you. 184 00:06:34,212 --> 00:06:35,297 It is. 185 00:06:36,321 --> 00:06:37,412 Thanks. 186 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:38,780 I'm here to listen. 187 00:06:38,849 --> 00:06:40,415 You know, you are so cute 188 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:41,850 when you do that little thing with your nose 189 00:06:41,918 --> 00:06:43,952 that only you can do... Paige. 190 00:06:45,922 --> 00:06:48,390 191 00:06:53,563 --> 00:06:56,768 What? This kid is 19? 192 00:06:57,300 --> 00:07:00,101 What the (bleep) have I been doing with my life? 193 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,937 He lives in a house like this for playing video games? 194 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,472 - (scoffs) - (cell phone ringing) 195 00:07:04,541 --> 00:07:06,341 Oh! Hello, Mary + Jane. 196 00:07:06,410 --> 00:07:07,942 (Scottish man) Ah, hello! 197 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,978 Yeah, I'd like to purchase a large, 198 00:07:10,046 --> 00:07:13,782 Costco-sized quantity of your reefer product! 199 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:15,183 Great! Amazing! 200 00:07:15,207 --> 00:07:17,086 We're actually running a big special right now on... 201 00:07:17,087 --> 00:07:19,921 On bullshit, moldy weed! Ya better burn it. 202 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:21,756 (bleep) you, Bentley! God... you know what? 203 00:07:21,825 --> 00:07:23,758 Your Scottish accent sucks! 204 00:07:23,827 --> 00:07:24,859 No, it doesn't! 205 00:07:24,928 --> 00:07:26,895 (muttering) Stupid... 206 00:07:27,898 --> 00:07:31,065 So, Mason, huge fan. 207 00:07:31,134 --> 00:07:34,869 Um... I really admire the way you... 208 00:07:34,938 --> 00:07:37,639 flip and stack cubes. 209 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,174 Uh, Mary + Jane would be honored 210 00:07:39,242 --> 00:07:41,940 if you would wear our gear in your next competition. 211 00:07:42,550 --> 00:07:44,546 I've given your marijuana venture some thought. 212 00:07:44,614 --> 00:07:46,881 In my two long years as a businessman, 213 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:48,750 I've learned its vital I protect my brand. 214 00:07:48,819 --> 00:07:51,586 White Castle wanted me to eat burgers during competitions. 215 00:07:51,655 --> 00:07:53,054 - Seven figures. - Sweet! 216 00:07:53,123 --> 00:07:54,556 - I said no. - Right, say no to that. 217 00:07:54,624 --> 00:07:56,991 They have square burgers, and I refuse to be limited 218 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,126 to cube-shaped products. 219 00:07:58,195 --> 00:07:59,237 Well, I am proud to tell you 220 00:07:59,262 --> 00:08:01,743 that our weed has no right angles. 221 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:04,299 (sighs) 222 00:08:05,469 --> 00:08:07,268 - I'll need to try it. - Yeah, absolutely. 223 00:08:07,293 --> 00:08:08,226 I'll hook you up. 224 00:08:10,941 --> 00:08:12,841 Oh, now! Oh. 225 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,995 226 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:16,555 Then Laurie posts a picture of her bag, 227 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,613 and I say "love it," but I put a period 228 00:08:18,682 --> 00:08:21,282 and seven exclamation points, and she got all offended. 229 00:08:21,351 --> 00:08:22,776 I didn't even know that was a thing. 230 00:08:22,801 --> 00:08:24,368 Sounds like she's jealous. 231 00:08:24,393 --> 00:08:25,526 Thank you! 232 00:08:26,597 --> 00:08:28,223 Does this shirt look too tenty? 233 00:08:28,291 --> 00:08:30,191 You look beautiful in everything. 234 00:08:32,362 --> 00:08:33,972 You... 235 00:08:33,995 --> 00:08:35,962 Have you really been to all these places? 236 00:08:36,031 --> 00:08:38,655 No... my fans just send me those. 237 00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:40,665 I don't really go anywhere. 238 00:08:40,690 --> 00:08:42,902 Yeah, but you can't play videogames 24/7. 239 00:08:42,971 --> 00:08:44,170 You have to get out sometime. 240 00:08:44,239 --> 00:08:46,290 Oh, my orthodontist is in Tarzana. 241 00:08:46,315 --> 00:08:48,576 Dude, there's a whole world out there you should be experiencing. 242 00:08:48,644 --> 00:08:50,642 - You're 12 years old. - I'm 19! 243 00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:52,947 What?! Then there's even more you should be experiencing. 244 00:08:53,015 --> 00:08:54,315 You're 40 minutes from the mountains, dude. 245 00:08:54,384 --> 00:08:56,132 You're 40 minutes from the beach. 246 00:08:56,552 --> 00:08:58,085 You're right. 247 00:08:58,643 --> 00:08:59,720 We need to go to the beach! 248 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:02,423 What? No, I can't... I can't take you to the beach. 249 00:09:02,737 --> 00:09:04,592 You know who also didn't take me to the beach? 250 00:09:04,823 --> 00:09:05,559 White Castle. 251 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:06,794 To the beach! 252 00:09:08,164 --> 00:09:09,864 (crowd chattering faintly) 253 00:09:09,932 --> 00:09:12,800 Okay, Mary + Jane is proud to present... 254 00:09:12,869 --> 00:09:14,034 the beach. 255 00:09:14,103 --> 00:09:17,204 Now, will you please agree to wear Mary and... 256 00:09:17,273 --> 00:09:19,407 Oh, my God, what the (bleep) are you doing? 257 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:22,309 (bleep), dude, have you seriously never been to the beach before? 258 00:09:22,378 --> 00:09:23,823 Oh, is this not what you do at the beach? 259 00:09:23,848 --> 00:09:25,246 No, this is not what you do at the beach. 260 00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:27,081 (laughing) Oh... I always... 261 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,483 - I'm gonna go find Nemo! - No, Mason, what are you doing? 262 00:09:29,552 --> 00:09:31,118 (cell phone ringing) 263 00:09:33,289 --> 00:09:35,222 (New York man) Hey, yo, this is the police. 264 00:09:35,291 --> 00:09:37,324 We got a call about a terrible smell 265 00:09:37,393 --> 00:09:38,859 coming from your apartment, 266 00:09:38,928 --> 00:09:40,761 Yeah, we suspect it's a... 267 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,696 dead business! Ha ha ha ha... 268 00:09:42,765 --> 00:09:43,864 Hey, (bleep) you, Bentley, okay? 269 00:09:43,933 --> 00:09:45,065 Your police accent sucks. 270 00:09:45,134 --> 00:09:46,519 No, it doesn't! 271 00:09:50,212 --> 00:09:55,937 272 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:57,495 Imma blaze high till the day I die 273 00:09:57,564 --> 00:09:59,497 Sweat the shit out, every tear, every lie 274 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,299 Hey, anybody wanna dance with me? 275 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,201 Sipping on my rum in the corner still 276 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,671 277 00:10:06,696 --> 00:10:10,475 Too original for them pawdie 278 00:10:10,544 --> 00:10:12,877 279 00:10:17,551 --> 00:10:18,550 Nathan, are you okay? 280 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,385 Look at me. Are you okay? 281 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:21,519 - Uhh! - Ohh! 282 00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:27,524 I'm so sor... 283 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:28,726 It's okay. 284 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,695 285 00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:35,933 Hey, they have any hand sanitizer? 286 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:37,534 No, but they had this artisanal beard oil. 287 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:39,970 It smells like juniper and entitlement. 288 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:40,986 Thank you. 289 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,340 Listen... 290 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:45,309 I'm not just saying this because you... 291 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,711 let me make you into a sand mermaid and I... 292 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,480 ralphed on you, but... 293 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:52,016 Jordan, this has been the best day of my life. 294 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,918 So I will probably wear Mary + Jane 295 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,119 for a very large fee. 296 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:56,587 Mason, thank you! 297 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,589 Oh, and wait till you see the nasty gear 298 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,423 we're gonna put you in... you're gonna look so dope. 299 00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:03,627 To the Mason bump. 300 00:11:03,688 --> 00:11:05,321 See ya, weed wall. 301 00:11:05,626 --> 00:11:07,631 (laughing) But then I had a boyfriend 302 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,555 while I was at Northwestern who stole $500 from me 303 00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:12,227 and my Social Security number. 304 00:11:12,252 --> 00:11:14,838 I mean, he was nice compared to guys in L.A. 305 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:16,974 You deserve so much better. 306 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:20,148 307 00:11:20,173 --> 00:11:22,279 You know, I thought this was gonna be so weird. 308 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,082 But... we're just like everybody else. 309 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,917 Nobody else has what we have. 310 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:28,290 Excuse me. 311 00:11:28,314 --> 00:11:30,514 Did I hear you say you went to Northwestern? 312 00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:31,582 I went to Northwestern. 313 00:11:32,055 --> 00:11:33,250 And... 314 00:11:35,788 --> 00:11:36,954 Is that guy bothering you? 315 00:11:37,023 --> 00:11:39,457 Channing... you jealous? 316 00:11:39,525 --> 00:11:40,758 Of course I am. 317 00:11:40,827 --> 00:11:41,959 I don't wanna share you, Paige. 318 00:11:42,028 --> 00:11:43,632 I'm here to please you... 319 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,253 in every way imaginable. 320 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:47,965 Shh. 321 00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:49,633 Let's go back to your place, 322 00:11:49,702 --> 00:11:51,802 you slip your headphones in. 323 00:11:51,871 --> 00:11:53,433 Let's just say... 324 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,436 you're gonna need to be hands-free. 325 00:11:57,343 --> 00:11:59,276 You like a hotter Margot Robbie. 326 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:02,613 (chair clatters) 327 00:12:02,682 --> 00:12:04,548 328 00:12:04,617 --> 00:12:06,984 I know, I can't stop thinking about it, either. 329 00:12:07,053 --> 00:12:08,853 - (door slams) - Hey, do you want me to take a shift? 330 00:12:08,921 --> 00:12:10,913 Uh, what... wha... Yeah, sure! 331 00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,857 Um, did you pick up that dehumidifier? 332 00:12:12,925 --> 00:12:14,258 It's next on my list, but right now, 333 00:12:14,327 --> 00:12:16,894 we gotta celebrate 'cause we got Mason! 334 00:12:16,963 --> 00:12:18,362 Mason bump! 335 00:12:18,431 --> 00:12:19,630 Boom! 336 00:12:19,699 --> 00:12:21,098 See, I promised you I'd fix everything. 337 00:12:21,167 --> 00:12:23,400 And I did. I'm gonna get you off that wall, girl. 338 00:12:23,469 --> 00:12:24,902 I knew you had it in you. 339 00:12:24,971 --> 00:12:26,971 Right? I'm killing it at business. 340 00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:31,542 So, to celebrate, I got... a... 341 00:12:31,611 --> 00:12:33,273 $225 owl T-shirt. 342 00:12:33,298 --> 00:12:34,898 You know I love owls, right? 343 00:12:34,966 --> 00:12:36,141 Look at him, look at his eyes. 344 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,322 It's like he understands the secrets of the universe. 345 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:39,623 I love it so much. 346 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,025 - Wait, you do? - Yeah. 347 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,593 You're not gonna, like, lecture me 348 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:43,794 about reckless spending 349 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,196 or ask me if it was on sale or... 350 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,597 Mm-mm. 351 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:47,977 Oh, my God. 352 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,000 You met a guy! 353 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:52,069 - What? - P, I'm so happy for you! 354 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:54,038 No, I... ptuh! Well, it's not... 355 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,741 Look at your face. You spent the night with him. 356 00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:57,808 I don't want to talk about it. 357 00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:59,310 Good, don't jinx it. 358 00:12:59,626 --> 00:13:02,446 In the meantime, check out the gear I had made for Mason. 359 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:03,514 Boom! 360 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,316 "Gary + Jane." 361 00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:07,118 What? Oh, crap weasel. 362 00:13:07,509 --> 00:13:08,757 I have to get all-new gear made. 363 00:13:08,782 --> 00:13:10,849 Mm, you gotta spend money to make money. 364 00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:13,718 Wow, you must really like him. 365 00:13:13,787 --> 00:13:16,187 No... get... 366 00:13:18,225 --> 00:13:20,658 I was thinking maybe this weekend we could drive down to Ojai. 367 00:13:20,727 --> 00:13:24,229 I heard about this amazing place where there are these lavender fields. 368 00:13:24,297 --> 00:13:26,865 We could pack a picnic. What do you think? 369 00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:27,932 Hmm? 370 00:13:28,001 --> 00:13:29,601 About Ojai? 371 00:13:29,669 --> 00:13:31,136 Were you listening? 372 00:13:31,415 --> 00:13:33,493 Uh... whatever you want. 373 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,141 I'm sorry, I'm just tired. 374 00:13:36,209 --> 00:13:38,510 375 00:13:38,578 --> 00:13:40,545 (dog whimpers) 376 00:13:40,614 --> 00:13:42,881 377 00:13:42,949 --> 00:13:47,118 (phone ringing, shower running) 378 00:13:47,187 --> 00:13:48,520 Oh, hey, Andrew. 379 00:13:48,588 --> 00:13:49,921 Where's Mason? 380 00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:52,057 I don't know, I haven't seen him since the beach. 381 00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:54,492 Hey, can I call you back, I'm about to take a shower right now. 382 00:13:54,561 --> 00:13:57,562 You took him to the beach the week of his competition? 383 00:13:57,631 --> 00:13:58,897 Do you know what you've done? 384 00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:00,240 Made you very loud? 385 00:14:00,265 --> 00:14:01,399 The last big gamer 386 00:14:01,468 --> 00:14:02,801 that went outside before a championship 387 00:14:02,869 --> 00:14:04,769 volunteered for Habitat for Humanity. 388 00:14:04,838 --> 00:14:05,837 That sounds great. 389 00:14:05,906 --> 00:14:07,338 No! It wasn't great! 390 00:14:07,407 --> 00:14:10,111 Two weeks later, she quit gaming to become a doctor. 391 00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:11,779 A doctor! 392 00:14:12,446 --> 00:14:14,612 Doctors don't play videogames in front of millions of people, 393 00:14:14,681 --> 00:14:16,284 wearing your brand. 394 00:14:16,351 --> 00:14:18,049 Aw, don't worry. 395 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,751 Mason'll be fine. I'll find him. 396 00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:21,286 At least you didn't introduce him to a girl. 397 00:14:21,354 --> 00:14:23,221 That's fatal for gamers. 398 00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:24,989 May as well just shoot me in the dick right now. 399 00:14:25,058 --> 00:14:26,758 (shower running) 400 00:14:26,827 --> 00:14:28,526 401 00:14:28,595 --> 00:14:29,961 Mason! 402 00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:31,396 - Mason! - Very cool. 403 00:14:31,465 --> 00:14:33,565 - (panting) - Do you play good at that? 404 00:14:33,633 --> 00:14:35,767 (gasping) 405 00:14:35,836 --> 00:14:37,545 - Ma... - Jordan? 406 00:14:37,570 --> 00:14:38,903 What are you doing here? 407 00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:42,540 Uh, I don't know if you two officially met, 408 00:14:42,609 --> 00:14:44,576 but you remember Julie, right? 409 00:14:47,314 --> 00:14:49,380 - Sorry. - See ya. 410 00:14:50,726 --> 00:14:52,005 Who needs the beach? 411 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:53,185 This is where you belong. 412 00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:54,642 The cube cave, where you can practice. 413 00:14:55,031 --> 00:14:59,100 We can hang, while you practice. 414 00:14:59,169 --> 00:15:01,903 Right? Cube for life. 415 00:15:03,890 --> 00:15:06,941 Back in the lab, Muay Thai kickin' bags, mashin'... 416 00:15:07,164 --> 00:15:08,317 Flip it! 417 00:15:09,085 --> 00:15:10,521 And up, and forward. 418 00:15:10,546 --> 00:15:13,186 You gotta get in there, flip the cubes, you know what I mean? 419 00:15:13,211 --> 00:15:14,777 You're just gonna give up now? 420 00:15:14,846 --> 00:15:15,978 That's all you got?! 421 00:15:16,047 --> 00:15:18,114 Hit 'em with the heavyweight 422 00:15:18,182 --> 00:15:19,390 Yeah! 423 00:15:20,992 --> 00:15:22,694 I like your owl shirt. 424 00:15:22,773 --> 00:15:24,477 It's so cool you like owls. 425 00:15:25,042 --> 00:15:26,174 Did you know that an eagle owl 426 00:15:26,243 --> 00:15:27,676 can carry off an adult monkey? 427 00:15:27,745 --> 00:15:29,111 Psh, do I? 428 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,912 And their feathers make no noise, either. 429 00:15:30,981 --> 00:15:32,447 So, by the time the owl gets here... 430 00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:34,249 You've never even had a chance to run. 431 00:15:34,318 --> 00:15:35,083 Yeah! 432 00:15:35,152 --> 00:15:36,418 Dude, this is hard! 433 00:15:36,487 --> 00:15:38,019 Seriously, I guess I thought it was, 434 00:15:38,088 --> 00:15:39,588 I don't know, like, silly at first, 435 00:15:39,656 --> 00:15:40,822 but it's a skill. 436 00:15:40,891 --> 00:15:42,624 I mean, you found something you love, 437 00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:44,092 and you're great at it. 438 00:15:44,161 --> 00:15:46,165 That took me forever to figure out. 439 00:15:46,796 --> 00:15:47,863 You should be proud. 440 00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:49,865 Thanks, that's... that's really nice. 441 00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:51,767 And I'm not just blowing smoke. 442 00:15:51,835 --> 00:15:53,769 (snickering) Get it? 443 00:15:53,837 --> 00:15:55,737 "Blowing smoke." Oh, my God. 444 00:15:55,806 --> 00:15:57,305 Your muscles are so soft. 445 00:15:57,726 --> 00:15:59,241 It's like you're made of memory foam. 446 00:15:59,309 --> 00:16:00,242 Oh. 447 00:16:02,179 --> 00:16:04,146 And so I realized I was having that dream again 448 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:06,047 where Rihanna has invited me to a dinner party, 449 00:16:06,116 --> 00:16:07,649 but then suddenly, all my teeth fall out, 450 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:09,317 and my mom shows up, and I... 451 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,754 Hey, you used to love hearing about my dreams. 452 00:16:13,171 --> 00:16:14,523 Channing, hello? 453 00:16:14,999 --> 00:16:16,458 (snaps) What? 454 00:16:17,257 --> 00:16:18,827 Are you mad at me? 455 00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:20,295 Whoa... babe... 456 00:16:20,364 --> 00:16:21,997 I think you're being a little dramatic. 457 00:16:22,358 --> 00:16:24,132 - I'm not being... - Okay. 458 00:16:24,968 --> 00:16:26,568 We're in public. 459 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,136 You need to calm down. 460 00:16:28,205 --> 00:16:31,072 Do not tell me to calm down. 461 00:16:31,141 --> 00:16:33,141 Seems like somebody's on the rag. 462 00:16:33,421 --> 00:16:34,709 Must be Shark Week. 463 00:16:34,778 --> 00:16:36,678 Ohh! You... 464 00:16:36,944 --> 00:16:38,747 Channing? 465 00:16:38,816 --> 00:16:41,850 Channing! Channing... 466 00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:44,419 (woman) If you would like Channing to turn around, 467 00:16:44,488 --> 00:16:46,221 pay $19.99. 468 00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:48,089 Are you (bleep) kidding me? 469 00:16:48,158 --> 00:16:50,125 If you'd like Channing to tearfully apologize 470 00:16:50,194 --> 00:16:51,793 and introduce you to his parents, 471 00:16:51,862 --> 00:16:54,496 - pay $29.99. - Oh, hell no. 472 00:16:54,565 --> 00:16:56,998 473 00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:59,801 (man on PA) All right, squares, it's almost Cube-o-clock! 474 00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:02,838 Who's ready to rock out with their blocks out? 475 00:17:02,906 --> 00:17:04,280 Where is he? 476 00:17:05,008 --> 00:17:06,541 Oh... 477 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,333 Oh, my God, Mason, where the hell were you? 478 00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:09,811 I had to get your present. 479 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,671 You didn't have to get me a present. 480 00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:13,215 Oh, my God, is that an owl? 481 00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:14,916 You got me an owl? 482 00:17:14,985 --> 00:17:16,151 Yeah, you like them, remember? 483 00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:17,752 Yeah, but I... 484 00:17:17,821 --> 00:17:20,355 And now the reigning World Cube Move champion. 485 00:17:20,424 --> 00:17:23,124 You know him as MasonFlipsCubes. 486 00:17:23,193 --> 00:17:24,626 Oh, quick, the Mary + Jane gear! 487 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,094 Oh, right. 488 00:17:26,163 --> 00:17:27,829 (crowd cheering, music pumping) 489 00:17:27,898 --> 00:17:29,030 Yeah. 490 00:17:29,099 --> 00:17:30,131 Don't worry, Jordan. 491 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,433 I'm gonna slay this. 492 00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:33,034 In about an hour, the entire world 493 00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:34,970 will know the name Mary + Jane. 494 00:17:35,038 --> 00:17:36,037 Yes! 495 00:17:36,345 --> 00:17:37,377 Good luck. 496 00:17:37,402 --> 00:17:39,608 (cheering and applause) 497 00:17:39,676 --> 00:17:41,042 (gasps) Oh... 498 00:17:41,111 --> 00:17:43,178 So this is actually a male owl. 499 00:17:43,247 --> 00:17:44,579 His name is Owl Gore. 500 00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:45,580 (both) Aww... 501 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:46,548 Here's his food. 502 00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:48,250 Fresh mice and water every day. 503 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,948 Oh, and this freak is agitated by the color purple. 504 00:17:50,973 --> 00:17:51,987 The movie? 505 00:17:52,012 --> 00:17:53,174 Yeah, because he should really watch that. 506 00:17:53,199 --> 00:17:55,223 Oprah's performance is like next level. 507 00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:56,925 Oh, it's an amazing Broadway musical. 508 00:17:56,994 --> 00:17:57,993 The color. 509 00:17:58,061 --> 00:17:59,527 (both) Ohh... 510 00:17:59,596 --> 00:18:01,429 (Mason) I'd like to dedicate this performance 511 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:02,731 to Mary + Jane. 512 00:18:03,129 --> 00:18:06,067 And especially... to my girlfriend... 513 00:18:06,559 --> 00:18:07,605 Jordan. 514 00:18:09,106 --> 00:18:10,505 Come on up here, babe. 515 00:18:10,574 --> 00:18:12,340 (scattered cheering) 516 00:18:12,409 --> 00:18:14,309 Come on, I wanna... show you off, heh. 517 00:18:15,152 --> 00:18:17,045 I'm... I'm not your girlfriend. 518 00:18:17,114 --> 00:18:19,147 Heh heh. Such a kidder. 519 00:18:19,216 --> 00:18:21,049 (mic feedback) 520 00:18:21,118 --> 00:18:23,885 Wha... of course you are. 521 00:18:23,954 --> 00:18:25,353 I mean, you... 522 00:18:25,422 --> 00:18:26,588 You stayed up all night with me. 523 00:18:26,657 --> 00:18:28,857 You pulled me off of the girl at the beach. 524 00:18:28,926 --> 00:18:30,525 Gave me a finger massage, I mean... 525 00:18:30,594 --> 00:18:32,327 You said that my muscles were like memory foam. 526 00:18:32,396 --> 00:18:35,363 I mean... the impression of your fingers are still in my arm. 527 00:18:35,432 --> 00:18:37,499 That was business, Mason. 528 00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:39,267 I just needed you to stay inside and practice 529 00:18:39,336 --> 00:18:40,735 and not get distracted. 530 00:18:40,804 --> 00:18:43,918 I'm sorry, I have to stay loyal to my brand. 531 00:18:45,008 --> 00:18:46,637 You can sympathize? 532 00:18:47,511 --> 00:18:49,110 (sighs) 533 00:18:49,179 --> 00:18:51,392 (near tears) I'm your square burger. 534 00:18:52,816 --> 00:18:54,749 You keep the owl. And I'll... 535 00:18:54,818 --> 00:18:56,584 I'll wear the Mary + Jane brand. 536 00:18:56,653 --> 00:18:57,786 A deal's a deal. 537 00:18:57,854 --> 00:19:00,021 (crying) Even if it is the brand of my ex. 538 00:19:00,090 --> 00:19:01,256 I'm not your ex. 539 00:19:01,325 --> 00:19:02,691 (woman) Is he crying? 540 00:19:02,759 --> 00:19:04,626 (man on PA) He does appear to be crying! 541 00:19:04,695 --> 00:19:05,694 Nope, nope, not crying. 542 00:19:05,762 --> 00:19:07,701 Mason flips cubes... 543 00:19:07,965 --> 00:19:09,597 not tears. 544 00:19:09,666 --> 00:19:10,765 (owl screeching) 545 00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:12,634 (all gasping) 546 00:19:12,703 --> 00:19:15,136 (crowd screaming) 547 00:19:15,205 --> 00:19:17,772 Oh! I mean, you really can hear them coming. 548 00:19:17,841 --> 00:19:19,174 (Mason whimpering) 549 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,327 This is not good for our brand. 550 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,662 It's great for our brand! 551 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,265 And, look, we already have 500 new Instagram followers 552 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,967 and 40 orders, just for this week. 553 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,069 I'm gonna swing by the hospital and bring Mason 554 00:19:31,138 --> 00:19:32,170 some cush for the pain. 555 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,404 Maybe I'll bring him two. 556 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:34,862 He can, like, flip 'em and stack 'em. 557 00:19:34,887 --> 00:19:36,708 Should I pick up candy or just, like, 558 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,106 let him touch a boob? 559 00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:39,550 (phone chimes) 560 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,447 (woman) Channing says, "How are you? " 561 00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:44,482 Oh, uh, hey, babe, 562 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,218 can you give us a second to catch up? 563 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,524 Hey. 564 00:19:52,855 --> 00:19:53,871 Hey. 565 00:19:54,621 --> 00:19:56,194 You look good. 566 00:19:56,785 --> 00:19:58,530 - Thanks. - (phone chimes) 567 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,762 (woman) For closure, pay $2.99. 568 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,734 (scoffs) 569 00:20:06,504 --> 00:20:09,777 If you'd like Channing to get an STD from his new girlfriend, 570 00:20:09,802 --> 00:20:12,102 pay $35. 571 00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:16,112 (phone chimes) 572 00:20:17,653 --> 00:20:18,761 (whispering) What's up, guys? 573 00:20:18,786 --> 00:20:20,276 This is Weed Pranks. 574 00:20:20,301 --> 00:20:23,340 My friend Paige is super high right now. 575 00:20:24,137 --> 00:20:26,245 So I'm gonna go in there and tell her 576 00:20:26,270 --> 00:20:29,372 that there was an apocalypse and that I got bit by a zombie. 577 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,140 Okay? Here we go. 578 00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:33,442 Oh, my God, help! Help, I was attacked! 579 00:20:33,511 --> 00:20:34,744 - I got bit by a zombie! - What?! 580 00:20:34,812 --> 00:20:36,712 Help, I got bit by a zombie! I think I died! 581 00:20:36,781 --> 00:20:38,881 - Oh, my God! - Paige, oh, my God, look! 582 00:20:38,950 --> 00:20:40,983 (both shouting) 583 00:20:41,052 --> 00:20:43,019 (Paige screaming) 584 00:20:43,087 --> 00:20:46,288 This is not my day to die, bitch! 585 00:20:46,357 --> 00:20:48,290 (screaming) 586 00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:49,825 (panting) 587 00:20:49,894 --> 00:20:51,661 (laughing weakly) 588 00:20:51,729 --> 00:20:54,797 That was... awesome! 589 00:20:54,866 --> 00:20:56,632 You should have seen your face, Paige. 590 00:20:56,701 --> 00:20:58,523 I totally got you. 591 00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:00,348 Synced and corrected by Chitorafa www.addic7ed.com 592 00:21:00,398 --> 00:21:04,948 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41986

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