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(cars honking).
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(Jordan) Ugh, Mother
of Moses, it is hot.
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I don't have a single body part
that's not sweating right now.
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I know... God, you know
how everyone's always, like,
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you're so lucky to live in L.A.
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It's so sunny all the time.
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Do they have butt sweat
11 months out of the year?
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I would stab you for an
ocean breeze right now.
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I'm so hot, I've literally
sweated my boobs off,
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Look at this. Do you see this?
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Can you stop Tindering
and listen to me complain?
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I mean, just look at these guys.
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Data entry.
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IT manager.
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Insurance sales? Ugh!
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Wait.
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Oh, this guy used to be the
backup drummer for Fall Out Boy.
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Motorcycle.
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Padlock necklace. Right!
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Wait... Where'd he go?
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Why aren't we a match?
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What happened to that ring
your mom gave you for Christmas?
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Oh, you know that guy Todd
that I dated for a while?
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He kinda stole it.
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Well, he was super in debt
from getting his tattoo license.
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He's a true artist.
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I mean, your ring, my boobs?
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There's a lot going missing right now.
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Oh, my God, I don't want my
skin to be touching my skin.
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Aaaaahh!
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Whoa... This place is huge.
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It looks just like Bachelorette Manor.
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Psst! Mary and Jane?
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Yeah, that... That's us.
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Awesome.
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Hey, do you guys mind if
we do the exchange out here?
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I got dogs in the house, ring the
bell, they start barking, it's a mess.
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Yeah, yeah, no prob,
I love dogs. Thanks.
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Cool house by the way.
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Do you mind if I ask what you do?
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Tech... Yeah, actually, Mark
Zuckerberg stole Facebook
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from the guy who stole it from me, so.
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I don't... Is that true?
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(scoffs) Is that true?
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Doug? They're looking for you.
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You're late for group.
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Oh, right-o, man. Right-o.
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I guess I'll see you ladies
in mindfulness therapy, huh?
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Holy crap.
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Did we just deliver
drugs to a guy in rehab?
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- Huh?
- (loud splash)
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What?
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I would stab you to get in that pool.
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I kind of feel like you mean it now.
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Are you two supposed to
be in group right now?
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Oh... No, no, no, we don't belong here.
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Oh, if I had a dollar for
every patient who said that.
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Now, would you like robes for
the spa or towels for the pool?
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- No, we really...
- Uh, yes. Yes, we would.
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Say baby, what's your
name? (What's your name?)
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Are you the one Mary?
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Are you Jane?
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(Jordan) "Here at Becomings,
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we offer our patented six-step program."
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Half the steps at twice the price.
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Damn, rich people get
to do everything better.
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Look at this spa menu.
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They have a 15-hands massage.
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Paige! 15 hands!
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So, does one masseuse have one hand?
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Or does one masseuse have three hands?
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Serenity bell chimes and
then, with warm jojoba oil,
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scented with the essence
of blah-blah-blah...
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15 hands, I'm in.
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Jordan, we cannot stay here.
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It's fine.
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We'll just stay here for a little bit
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then we'll skip out.
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Vagina steam?
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I don't even know what that is.
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Put me down for 3:00. Thank you.
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Say my name
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It got a ring (What?)
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Hotter than my
diamonds from Tiffany's
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Make you copy cut
paste and click on me
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I'm glistening
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I'm glistening
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Yeah I'm on that
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You can't afford
You can't afford
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I'm maxing out on "Forbes" list
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Yo I bet you never seen
a black card, back off
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I could fit your
condo in my backyard
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Better recognize opulence
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Opulence
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Recognize opulence
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Opulence
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-
I own everything, baby
- _
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Come on, mouth. Make room!
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(bell tolling)
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Do you hear that? It's a serenity bell.
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That means someone is
getting a 15-hands massage
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and tomorrow, that
somebody's gonna be me.
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We're staying here overnight?
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Yeah, dude. They have central air.
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And I clocked a vacant room
just past that smoothie bar.
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Wait a minute, is that...
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I think that's Chris!
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Do you remember him?
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He was that super sweet
guy that I slept with
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and he thought I was a prostitute,
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but it a really just a
mix-up stemming from that time
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that you slept with
one of our customers.
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I'm looking forward to
when you let that go.
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We went on one date after
that, but he was just so...
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Chris.
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I had to ghost him.
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I wonder what he's doing in rehab.
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He looks like...
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taller...
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Or broader or something.
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Hello, ladies. Enjoying the facilities?
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Amazing.
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The vagina steam fell a little
bit short of my expectations.
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So your Miscellaneous Addictions
group session starts in five minutes.
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That's not our group. Thank you, though.
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Well, I've been watching you two all day
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and you know, I couldn't help but notice
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that you haven't reported
to a single group session,
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and therapy is mandatory for patients.
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Unless, of course, you aren't patients
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and you just snuck in
here to use the facilities.
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(both laughing)
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Miscellaneous addictions.
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That... I didn't hear that part.
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That is our group.
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Yeah, our addictions definitely fall
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into the miscellaneous category.
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Jordan!
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French pastries!
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Not again!
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Welcome to Miscellaneous Addictions.
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Please keep your shares
to under five minutes
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and never, ever, ever share
without the talking stick.
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Thanks. Ahem.
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Um, hi. I'm Doug.
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(all) Became, become, be Doug!
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Yeah... uh... I'm a workaholic.
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I'm super addicted
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to working on super
secret government projects.
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Uh, Doug...
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I'm addicted to my stormy,
yet passionate relationship
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with Emma Stone, with
whom I share two children.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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(sighs deeply) I'm addicted to lying.
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Although I did meet Emma Stone.
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No, I didn't. No, I didn't.
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No, I didn't. (sobbing)
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Thank you, Doug.
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Chris?
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Uh, hey. I'm Chris.
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(all) Became, become, be Chris!
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Chris.
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I wonder when it's gonna
get better, you know?
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I still crave it.
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I still wake up in sweats
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because I can't sleep
through the night without it.
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And I'm still afraid
to get close to anyone,
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because I'm always
sneaking off to get my fix.
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(whispering) I feel
like you dodged a bullet.
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- Jordan.
- What?
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- Shh.
- Would you like to share?
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What?
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Yeah, I'll share, I don't mind.
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Uh, hi. I'm Jordan.
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(all) Became, become, be Jordan!
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Um, if I'm addicted to anything,
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it's probably just work and success
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and general bad-assery
and just, you know,
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pimping hoes and clocking the grip,
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so that's me and I'd like
to go back to the pool now.
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Are you uncomfortable with emotion?
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What?!
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No, I love emotions.
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Happiness, elation, joy.
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Yes, please!
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What was the green
character in "Inside-Out"?
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- Disgust!
- That resonated with me.
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Emotions are like my sweatpants,
that's how comfortable I am in...
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Emotion. Yah.
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Okay.
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Let's break for trust falls.
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(sobbing) And then there was Noah.
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And he threw a party at my apartment.
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But then he slept with two
of my best friends, in my bed.
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Then there was Pete.
Do you remember Pete?
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Oh, Pete!
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He stole her identity and then
used it to get credit cards
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and then bought all these plane
tickets with her credit cards...
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Jordan.
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The talking stick is
with Paige right now.
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Well, Paige.
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It seems like you've got an open heart,
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but maybe you're drawn
to destructive people.
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Maybe I am.
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Excellent, Paige.
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Well, I'm afraid that's all
the time we have for today.
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Good work.
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Most of you.
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Until we meet again.
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Love and light, dear friends.
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I gotta go... That guy
David is zeroing in on me
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and it's Popsicle-o'-clock at the pool.
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Okay, I'll catch up with you.
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- Hey, Chris.
- Hey.
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Hey.
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It's crazy that we're both
here in rehab together.
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Yeah.
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God, Chris, I'm...
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I feel really bad about
how everything went down
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and I know after we went on that date,
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- you texted me a couple times and...
- Eight.
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I texted... I texted you eight times.
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- Was it that many?
- Mm-hmm.
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Um, eight times.
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Well, I was in a really messed-up place
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and I guess I wish I'd known
you were having a hard time, too,
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because maybe we could have
been there for each other.
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Yeah, I don't think
you could have helped.
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It was messy.
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Some of it was dark.
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I like dark.
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You know, sometimes people are
just a little more interesting
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and complicated than you might think.
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(bell tolling)
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Jordan.
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Oh! Hello.
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Beautiful sound, isn't it?
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You know, that bell is from
an ancient monastery in Tibet?
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And it's only rung
during the sacred ritual
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that begins the 15-hand massage.
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Mm-hmm. I've read about it.
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And I am very much
looking forward to mine.
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But right now, I'm
late for a seaweed wrap,
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so I'll bid you adieu.
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Jordan.
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I can't stop thinking
about your problem.
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I don't have a problem.
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I mean, I do, but, like,
the regular sort of problem
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for which one might go to rehab.
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I'm talking about your inability
to express sincere emotion.
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There's no healing without feeling.
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There's no denying crying.
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Not with a fox, not
in a box. (chuckling)
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(clears throat) I can cry.
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I cry all the time,
I'm just holding back
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because I'm feeling...
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vulnerable...
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here.
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00:09:17,698 --> 00:09:20,299
(sobbing)
261
00:09:24,505 --> 00:09:26,338
Good God, it's worse than I thought.
262
00:09:26,932 --> 00:09:29,975
You're dealing with
severe emotional blockage.
263
00:09:30,433 --> 00:09:31,932
You might be right.
264
00:09:32,001 --> 00:09:34,201
And I would love to stay
here and talk about it, just,
265
00:09:34,270 --> 00:09:38,439
after my seaweed wrap and then
maybe like, 20, 30 minutes max
266
00:09:38,508 --> 00:09:40,703
in the saline pool, okay?
267
00:09:41,702 --> 00:09:44,169
Wait, are you crying?
268
00:09:45,482 --> 00:09:47,596
I'm so sorry, just give me a moment.
269
00:09:50,941 --> 00:09:55,277
I am so moved by your struggle.
270
00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:58,146
Now, we do things
differently here at Becomings,
271
00:09:58,215 --> 00:10:00,949
but I assure you, that
it is very effective
272
00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:03,652
if you will simply
commit to the program.
273
00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,062
Look around you.
274
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,957
Why do you think all of
these people keep coming back
275
00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:11,359
year after year after year?
276
00:10:11,428 --> 00:10:14,862
But I thought the point of rehab
was, like, not to come back.
277
00:10:15,899 --> 00:10:17,240
Oh, Jordan.
278
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:21,970
Do any of us ever stop
becoming his or her best self?
279
00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:24,940
Oh... My child.
280
00:10:25,008 --> 00:10:26,775
Come with me.
281
00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:29,210
We have so much work to do.
282
00:10:29,279 --> 00:10:32,347
And by so much work, do
you mean seaweed wrap?
283
00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,587
(Bleep) David spa-blocked me hard today.
284
00:10:39,656 --> 00:10:40,956
He took me to his office
285
00:10:40,981 --> 00:10:43,368
and made me take a
200-question psychological test.
286
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,826
I didn't get a test. Just come here and,
287
00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:47,329
like, pull a nose hair
or something and I'll cry.
288
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,864
Well, I'm not gonna be able
to do that in front of David.
289
00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:51,299
We could distract him.
290
00:10:51,368 --> 00:10:52,901
Maybe instead you should focus on
291
00:10:52,970 --> 00:10:55,182
finding your deeper emotional issue.
292
00:10:56,206 --> 00:10:58,139
I don't have a deeper emotional issue.
293
00:10:58,208 --> 00:10:59,607
Jordan.
294
00:10:59,676 --> 00:11:02,043
You're, like, my best
friend in the whole world,
295
00:11:02,112 --> 00:11:05,513
and all I want for you
is to be happy, but...
296
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,182
You know, sometimes
in order to be happy,
297
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,831
you just have to be sad and...
298
00:11:10,287 --> 00:11:12,420
I just love you so much.
299
00:11:12,489 --> 00:11:13,922
Are you tearing up?!
300
00:11:13,991 --> 00:11:15,824
Could you do it again
and I'll take notes?
301
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,158
(knocking)
302
00:11:17,227 --> 00:11:19,294
Just a minute!
303
00:11:22,645 --> 00:11:24,378
All right.
304
00:11:24,634 --> 00:11:25,397
Oh.
305
00:11:25,422 --> 00:11:27,155
- Hey.
- Hi.
306
00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,204
I thought you'd wanna hang.
307
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,569
See what kind of
trouble we can get into.
308
00:11:31,948 --> 00:11:33,249
Really?
309
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,046
Became, become, but use a be-condom!
310
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:40,648
-
- _
311
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,917
Okay, you ready?
312
00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:45,653
What is all of this?
313
00:11:45,722 --> 00:11:47,055
It's from David's office.
314
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,538
I broke into the cabinet
315
00:11:48,563 --> 00:11:50,530
where they keep all the stuff
they confiscate from patients.
316
00:11:50,827 --> 00:11:54,044
I guess this little guy is
addicted to being adorable.
317
00:11:54,718 --> 00:11:56,006
Oh, I almost forgot.
318
00:11:57,262 --> 00:11:58,416
For you.
319
00:12:01,999 --> 00:12:03,799
Look, I know we didn't get a lot of time
320
00:12:03,868 --> 00:12:05,200
to get to know each other before,
321
00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:07,303
but I really want to
get to know you now,
322
00:12:07,372 --> 00:12:08,452
and I just want you to know
323
00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:11,520
that no matter what you have
to tell me, I promise you,
324
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,981
I won't be afraid.
325
00:12:16,929 --> 00:12:18,686
It's not my first time here.
326
00:12:18,703 --> 00:12:19,836
Really?
327
00:12:19,904 --> 00:12:21,701
I mean, I'm so sorry.
328
00:12:21,726 --> 00:12:23,700
I was doing great for almost a year.
329
00:12:24,936 --> 00:12:28,030
But then, the next thing
you know, I am in a Costco,
330
00:12:28,099 --> 00:12:30,466
and it's August, and...
331
00:12:30,535 --> 00:12:32,500
it is all out in front of me.
332
00:12:33,037 --> 00:12:35,504
- Three months early.
- God.
333
00:12:35,726 --> 00:12:39,361
Then, all of a sudden, the
mini bars are everywhere.
334
00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:40,729
Even in the dentist's office.
335
00:12:40,798 --> 00:12:43,332
Whoa... What kind of
dentist has a mini bar?
336
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,801
The minis are the
gateway to the full size
337
00:12:45,870 --> 00:12:48,891
and the full size are the
gateway to the king size.
338
00:12:50,141 --> 00:12:51,913
But you don't feel like a king,
339
00:12:52,409 --> 00:12:53,709
because the next thing you know,
340
00:12:53,777 --> 00:12:56,278
it is Halloween night and
you are lying on the floor
341
00:12:56,347 --> 00:12:57,846
dressed like an astronaut,
342
00:12:57,915 --> 00:12:59,982
licking the wrappers like an animal.
343
00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:01,921
I'm sorry, what are we talking about?
344
00:13:01,946 --> 00:13:04,246
I'm addicted to chocolate, Paige.
345
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:07,585
You're addicted to chocolate?
346
00:13:07,610 --> 00:13:08,500
I am.
347
00:13:09,593 --> 00:13:12,060
But I'm gonna get through it this time.
348
00:13:12,129 --> 00:13:13,835
One day at a time, you know?
349
00:13:16,634 --> 00:13:19,935
You know, I just realized,
I'm late for group.
350
00:13:20,004 --> 00:13:20,936
It's midnight.
351
00:13:21,005 --> 00:13:23,288
Well, addiction never rests... Bye!
352
00:13:29,485 --> 00:13:32,386
(sighing deeply) Oh.
353
00:13:34,590 --> 00:13:35,484
Oh.
354
00:13:35,508 --> 00:13:37,408
Okay, David, I am very
excited and interested
355
00:13:37,477 --> 00:13:39,077
to hear the results of my test,
356
00:13:39,145 --> 00:13:42,213
but my 15-hands massage
is in ten minutes
357
00:13:42,282 --> 00:13:47,063
and I feel it would be bad
for my recovery if I missed it.
358
00:13:48,054 --> 00:13:49,654
Jordan.
359
00:13:49,723 --> 00:13:52,957
Feeling real emotion is
going to be the first step
360
00:13:53,026 --> 00:13:55,326
in breaking you out of
this self-imposed prison.
361
00:13:55,395 --> 00:13:56,742
Listen, I'm gonna level with you
362
00:13:56,767 --> 00:13:59,030
and just tell you the complete truth.
363
00:13:59,617 --> 00:14:01,928
(sighs) I'm afraid I'm addicted to weed,
364
00:14:01,953 --> 00:14:05,103
and I do it because it helps me
365
00:14:05,171 --> 00:14:07,505
to manage the anxiety
of becoming an adult
366
00:14:07,574 --> 00:14:10,508
and going into business for
myself, selling marijuana,
367
00:14:10,577 --> 00:14:14,579
and yes, my mother was way
too busy with her own problems
368
00:14:14,647 --> 00:14:15,613
to worry about mine.
369
00:14:15,682 --> 00:14:19,250
And my parents' divorce was difficult,
370
00:14:19,319 --> 00:14:22,235
and weed was a great
way to dull the pain.
371
00:14:23,074 --> 00:14:25,567
It helped me to suppress feelings
372
00:14:25,592 --> 00:14:30,461
that were just... too hard
to deal with at the time.
373
00:14:33,691 --> 00:14:35,227
Holy shit!
374
00:14:36,469 --> 00:14:39,438
I've been repressing all of this stuff.
375
00:14:39,571 --> 00:14:40,803
With weed!
376
00:14:41,107 --> 00:14:42,024
Wait!
377
00:14:42,509 --> 00:14:43,975
Dave... I...
378
00:14:44,043 --> 00:14:46,551
Like, I didn't believe in any
of this, but this is a big...
379
00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:49,466
breakthrough... David!
380
00:14:49,532 --> 00:14:50,698
Thank you.
381
00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:52,233
I... I...
382
00:14:52,302 --> 00:14:53,968
And I still have time for my massage!
383
00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:56,304
- Thank you.
- Not so fast.
384
00:14:59,477 --> 00:15:00,641
Weed?
385
00:15:01,696 --> 00:15:02,862
Come now, Jordan.
386
00:15:02,931 --> 00:15:05,152
That's barely an illegal drug.
387
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:10,737
I think it's best if we spend
the next hour working on this.
388
00:15:10,797 --> 00:15:13,600
Now, when I say the following words,
389
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:17,206
I want you to use one word
to describe how you feel.
390
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:19,712
Trust.
391
00:15:19,781 --> 00:15:22,582
My massage is in five minutes.
392
00:15:22,651 --> 00:15:24,063
One word, please.
393
00:15:24,786 --> 00:15:26,922
My-massage-is-in-five-minutes.
394
00:15:28,022 --> 00:15:29,488
Let's try another.
395
00:15:42,504 --> 00:15:45,940
Looks like this little guy
is addicted to being adorable.
396
00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:48,074
Could you shut up?
397
00:15:48,143 --> 00:15:49,676
I'm reading.
398
00:15:54,816 --> 00:15:58,217
(bell tolling)
399
00:15:58,286 --> 00:16:00,320
(David) Friendship.
400
00:16:00,388 --> 00:16:01,988
15 hands.
401
00:16:02,057 --> 00:16:03,756
Toast.
402
00:16:03,825 --> 00:16:05,124
Massage.
403
00:16:05,193 --> 00:16:08,744
- Community.
- (bell stops tolling)
404
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:12,689
Gone. (sobbing)
405
00:16:15,136 --> 00:16:16,969
And breakthrough.
406
00:16:17,038 --> 00:16:18,604
(sobbing) What?
407
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,462
Time for group.
408
00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:25,800
(Paige) So I met this guy recently,
409
00:16:25,869 --> 00:16:27,893
and we had a great time together,
410
00:16:27,924 --> 00:16:32,573
but I started distancing myself
from him because he was too...
411
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:34,933
nice.
412
00:16:35,002 --> 00:16:36,033
You know what? I realize now
413
00:16:36,058 --> 00:16:38,225
that I do that all of the time.
414
00:16:38,549 --> 00:16:41,102
And I mean, what... what does
that say about me, you know,
415
00:16:41,127 --> 00:16:42,641
that I date these guys because I think
416
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,586
that I don't deserve
any better than that?
417
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,272
Well, you know what?
418
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,574
No!
419
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,242
No more.
420
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,911
Because I am worth more than that.
421
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,913
Congratulations, Paige.
422
00:16:56,205 --> 00:16:59,183
You have reached a
new level of becoming.
423
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:02,920
(all) Became, becoming, be Paige!
424
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,229
425
00:17:05,254 --> 00:17:07,025
_
426
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,694
- Hey.
- Hey.
427
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,696
Listen, I'm so sorry.
428
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,064
For what?
429
00:17:13,244 --> 00:17:15,360
You're just, like, this really nice guy
430
00:17:15,385 --> 00:17:18,736
and I think before today,
that would have scared me away,
431
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,504
but I don't know.
432
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,086
Since being here, I've
realized that maybe I'm ready
433
00:17:23,111 --> 00:17:24,508
to be with someone
who's gonna be nice to me
434
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:27,678
rather than someone who's gonna,
I don't know, steal my stereo.
435
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,046
That's such a relief.
436
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:31,157
I thought that you had
been, like, scared off
437
00:17:31,182 --> 00:17:33,284
- by my boring addiction for some reason.
- No!
438
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,619
So I actually broke into David's office
439
00:17:35,644 --> 00:17:37,888
and stole some heroin to impress you.
440
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,156
You're kidding, right?
441
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,591
Yeah, totally.
442
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,026
- Um, about the heroin.
- Oh...
443
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,227
Excuse me.
444
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,929
Can I see you and your friend Jordan
445
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:46,364
in the office for a moment?
446
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,466
Uh... Uh, yeah, yeah.
447
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:51,111
Of course, great. Be right there!
448
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:52,416
- So ladies,
- _
449
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,485
we need to update your
credit card information,
450
00:17:54,510 --> 00:17:56,841
because we have no card for you on file.
451
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,149
We actually have
nothing for you on file,
452
00:17:59,174 --> 00:18:01,595
but we do have a record
of your stay so far.
453
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:04,187
So it's $30,000 for
the standard rehab fee.
454
00:18:04,256 --> 00:18:06,723
Another $5,000 in spa charges.
455
00:18:06,791 --> 00:18:10,260
$600 for Becoming's swimsuits.
456
00:18:10,328 --> 00:18:13,429
Oh, and $500 for your 15-hand massage
457
00:18:13,498 --> 00:18:16,002
that you failed to cancel
within the four-hour window.
458
00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:17,276
Oh, is that all?
459
00:18:17,604 --> 00:18:20,063
And do you offer an installment plan?
460
00:18:20,088 --> 00:18:20,838
We do.
461
00:18:20,846 --> 00:18:23,185
It's one payment, in full.
462
00:18:26,702 --> 00:18:28,423
- Are they following us?
- I don't know.
463
00:18:28,448 --> 00:18:29,845
I'm too afraid to turn around.
464
00:18:29,846 --> 00:18:32,213
(Chris) Paige? What's going on?
465
00:18:32,282 --> 00:18:35,049
Um, turns out maybe we're
not supposed to be here!
466
00:18:35,118 --> 00:18:36,299
I'll call you.
467
00:18:42,259 --> 00:18:44,518
(alarm blaring)
468
00:18:44,543 --> 00:18:45,299
_
469
00:18:48,745 --> 00:18:50,212
Wait... What the hell are you doing?
470
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,413
Okay, we can go.
471
00:18:51,481 --> 00:18:52,421
Hey!
472
00:18:53,116 --> 00:18:54,783
I've got heroin!
473
00:18:54,851 --> 00:18:56,484
Oooof!
474
00:19:02,292 --> 00:19:03,558
Go, go, go, go!
475
00:19:03,627 --> 00:19:05,126
Hyah!
476
00:19:05,195 --> 00:19:06,361
Here!
477
00:19:06,430 --> 00:19:08,196
I got it!
478
00:19:08,265 --> 00:19:10,131
Go, go!
479
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,299
Oh!
480
00:19:11,368 --> 00:19:12,934
Oh, they're dragging Chris off!
481
00:19:13,003 --> 00:19:14,393
Oh, he really did steal the heroin.
482
00:19:14,418 --> 00:19:16,385
- What a nice guy!
- Paige!
483
00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:18,177
- Sorry.
- Hey, Paige.
484
00:19:18,508 --> 00:19:19,541
Oh, hey, Doug.
485
00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:21,243
Uh, I just wanted to
come and say thank you.
486
00:19:21,268 --> 00:19:22,210
For what?
487
00:19:22,279 --> 00:19:23,678
Look, I know you're not a real patient,
488
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:26,648
but what you said in group the
other day about self-esteem,
489
00:19:26,717 --> 00:19:28,783
it really resonated with me.
490
00:19:28,852 --> 00:19:31,297
It made me realize
that my compulsive lying
491
00:19:31,322 --> 00:19:33,121
was just a way to inflate my self-worth
492
00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:35,857
and now I feel like I don't
have to do that anymore.
493
00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:38,627
Doug... I am so proud of you.
494
00:19:38,695 --> 00:19:40,028
Thanks.
495
00:19:41,244 --> 00:19:42,330
Tell them I'm not here.
496
00:19:42,399 --> 00:19:44,466
Oh, I don't do that anymore. Please!
497
00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:46,401
Hey, Doug.
498
00:19:46,470 --> 00:19:47,802
Have you seen Jordan and Paige?
499
00:19:47,871 --> 00:19:49,504
Yeah, they're both
here, right in the bush.
500
00:19:49,573 --> 00:19:52,240
And they're huge drug dealers,
and I bought drugs from them,
501
00:19:52,309 --> 00:19:54,400
and I buffed one out in the massage oil.
502
00:19:55,432 --> 00:19:56,478
Aren't you proud of me?
503
00:19:56,546 --> 00:19:58,713
Damn it, Doug! I ain't
got time for your bullshit.
504
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,582
I'm not bullshitting...
They're right here in the bush.
505
00:20:00,651 --> 00:20:02,350
Let's check inside. It's
like a foot away, dude.
506
00:20:02,419 --> 00:20:04,451
Just look in the bush,
they're right there.
507
00:20:07,649 --> 00:20:09,082
Hey, Paige?
508
00:20:09,393 --> 00:20:11,293
Do you really feel like you
deserve to date assholes?
509
00:20:11,361 --> 00:20:12,671
'Cause that's kinda crazy.
510
00:20:12,696 --> 00:20:14,429
Well, not anymore.
511
00:20:14,609 --> 00:20:16,498
Didn't you hear about my breakthrough?
512
00:20:16,566 --> 00:20:18,800
You don't need anybody
to tell you you're okay.
513
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,300
'Cause you're okay.
514
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:21,936
Oh, thanks.
515
00:20:22,005 --> 00:20:24,639
You ready to go back to our hot,
sweaty, disgusting apartment?
516
00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:25,389
Yeah.
517
00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:29,218
And guess what I'm
gonna turn into a bong!
518
00:20:34,117 --> 00:20:35,684
You know, being in
that place for two days
519
00:20:35,752 --> 00:20:36,985
made me really grateful that
520
00:20:37,054 --> 00:20:39,788
we're not addicted to anything.
521
00:20:39,856 --> 00:20:40,989
What?
522
00:20:41,058 --> 00:20:42,895
I don't know, something.
523
00:20:43,893 --> 00:20:45,893
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