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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,171 --> 00:00:01,204 [alarm blaring] 2 00:00:01,205 --> 00:00:04,973 Sometimes my highly tuned Spider-Sense tells me there's trouble. 3 00:00:04,975 --> 00:00:06,809 And sometimes I just hear a really loud alarm. 4 00:00:06,811 --> 00:00:09,511 [alarm continues blaring] 5 00:00:09,513 --> 00:00:12,247 Don't worry, folks. Gonna check on that pesky noise 6 00:00:12,249 --> 00:00:14,516 so you can get back to your fancy ribbon-cutting ceremony. 7 00:00:16,252 --> 00:00:18,765 Whoa. That's a seriously big hole. 8 00:00:18,766 --> 00:00:21,590 Okay, Spidey. [web-shooters discharging] 9 00:00:21,592 --> 00:00:24,827 Looks like you're about to take on a whole army of... 10 00:00:24,829 --> 00:00:27,329 one bald guy? 11 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:29,631 [alarm stops] You do all this damage yourself, shiny? 12 00:00:29,633 --> 00:00:32,768 Yeah. Pretty impressive, huh? 13 00:00:32,770 --> 00:00:36,308 [Spider-Man] It doesn't add up. You're a big guy, 14 00:00:36,343 --> 00:00:39,174 but that wall looks like it was hit by a wrecking ball. 15 00:00:39,176 --> 00:00:42,211 And there it is. Man, can I call 'em or what? 16 00:00:42,213 --> 00:00:43,512 I should have my own detective show. 17 00:00:43,514 --> 00:00:46,615 People call me the Absorbing Man. 18 00:00:46,617 --> 00:00:48,851 'Cause you have paper towel powers? 19 00:00:48,853 --> 00:00:52,421 Because I can absorb anything. 20 00:00:53,323 --> 00:00:55,057 [grunts] 21 00:00:55,059 --> 00:00:57,626 [grunts] Right. Just like paper towels can. 22 00:00:57,628 --> 00:01:00,662 You sure you don't wanna go with "Paper Towel Man"? [groans] 23 00:01:00,664 --> 00:01:03,532 I promise you no other bad guys are using that name. [grunts] 24 00:01:03,534 --> 00:01:05,167 [grunting] 25 00:01:05,169 --> 00:01:06,301 [grunting] 26 00:01:09,138 --> 00:01:13,475 Insult me all you want. I have thick skin. 27 00:01:13,477 --> 00:01:15,344 Or, better yet, 28 00:01:15,346 --> 00:01:17,846 sharp skin. 29 00:01:17,848 --> 00:01:20,249 Uh-oh. 30 00:01:20,251 --> 00:01:21,583 [grunts] 31 00:01:23,253 --> 00:01:25,554 [grunts, groans] 32 00:01:27,557 --> 00:01:30,492 Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard face! 33 00:01:32,692 --> 00:01:36,057 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 34 00:01:41,886 --> 00:01:43,335 [grunts] 35 00:01:43,519 --> 00:01:45,340 [grunts] 36 00:01:45,342 --> 00:01:46,942 [both grunt] 37 00:01:46,944 --> 00:01:50,512 So, you become what you touch, huh? 38 00:01:50,514 --> 00:01:52,214 [car alarm blaring] 39 00:01:52,216 --> 00:01:54,149 [car alarm honking] [car alarm blaring] 40 00:01:55,885 --> 00:01:57,252 [grunts] 41 00:01:58,187 --> 00:02:00,689 [grunts, yells] 42 00:02:00,691 --> 00:02:03,425 Let's see what happens when you can't touch anything. 43 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:05,394 Hmm? Now, what do we have here? 44 00:02:05,396 --> 00:02:10,032 - Your vacation photos? - Hey, gang! Screwball here! 45 00:02:10,034 --> 00:02:12,601 - Screwball? - With another fun fact. 46 00:02:12,603 --> 00:02:15,855 It's hard for a CEO to cut the ribbon on his polluting 47 00:02:15,856 --> 00:02:19,107 power plant headquarters if he doesn't have the ribbon! 48 00:02:19,109 --> 00:02:21,877 Let this be a lesson to all you corporate shills. 49 00:02:21,879 --> 00:02:24,413 You never know when you'll be surprised by... 50 00:02:24,415 --> 00:02:26,548 [grunts] Spider-Man? 51 00:02:26,550 --> 00:02:29,451 Mmm. [yells] Metal. 52 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:30,719 [grunting] 53 00:02:30,721 --> 00:02:33,255 [screaming] 54 00:02:33,257 --> 00:02:35,490 You might want to look [grunts] both ways next time. 55 00:02:35,492 --> 00:02:38,627 And you might not wanna stand there this time. 56 00:02:38,629 --> 00:02:40,595 Sorry, Spider-Man. 57 00:02:40,597 --> 00:02:42,931 I expected those business goons to chase me. 58 00:02:42,933 --> 00:02:45,734 [grunts, laughs] 59 00:02:45,736 --> 00:02:49,104 - Great. - Smile, Spider-Man. 60 00:02:49,106 --> 00:02:50,439 [Screwball's voice] 61 00:02:50,441 --> 00:02:52,274 [laughing] 62 00:02:52,276 --> 00:02:55,677 Pete, you have got to watch the new Screwball video. 63 00:02:55,679 --> 00:02:58,747 Not right now, Harry. I'm working on something. 64 00:02:58,749 --> 00:03:00,349 [click] 65 00:03:00,351 --> 00:03:05,120 [beeping] Pretty heavy security for vacation photos. 66 00:03:05,122 --> 00:03:08,590 Check it out. She totally messes with Spider-Man. 67 00:03:08,592 --> 00:03:11,876 - It's hilarious. - Is it? 'Cause thanks 68 00:03:11,911 --> 00:03:13,829 to this Screwball character, Spider-Man lost a bad guy. 69 00:03:13,831 --> 00:03:17,499 Oh, please! Spider-Man needs to be taken down a peg. 70 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:19,801 [chuckles] This Screwball's my new hero. 71 00:03:19,803 --> 00:03:22,337 She's not a hero, Harry. 72 00:03:22,339 --> 00:03:24,439 Heroes have power and responsibility. 73 00:03:24,441 --> 00:03:26,208 Screwball doesn't have either. 74 00:03:26,210 --> 00:03:29,945 Oh, she has power, all right. The power of the Internet. 75 00:03:29,947 --> 00:03:31,947 This video's only been up a few hours, 76 00:03:31,949 --> 00:03:34,716 and it already has hundreds of thousands of views. 77 00:03:34,718 --> 00:03:38,462 - Views aren't power. - They're not? Look around. 78 00:03:38,497 --> 00:03:40,789 - You've been Screwballed! - Must be a slow news day. 79 00:03:40,791 --> 00:03:42,290 [laughing] Come on! 80 00:03:42,292 --> 00:03:44,659 - What's so funny? - Oh, hey, Liz. 81 00:03:44,661 --> 00:03:47,162 Just watching Screwball's latest post. Have you seen it? 82 00:03:47,164 --> 00:03:50,864 Uh, no, not yet. What are people saying? Do they like it? 83 00:03:50,899 --> 00:03:54,503 Oh, yeah. It's by far her best. It has Spider-Man in it. 84 00:03:54,505 --> 00:03:56,471 And that's the only reason people care about it. 85 00:03:56,473 --> 00:04:00,509 People care because Screwball takes on corruption with cool pranks, 86 00:04:00,511 --> 00:04:04,076 - not because it has Spider-Man in it. - Really? Then why 87 00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:07,716 does this video have four times as many views as all her others? 88 00:04:07,718 --> 00:04:10,255 It does? 89 00:04:10,290 --> 00:04:14,556 Well, if involving Spider-Man brings more attention to my causes, 90 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:18,638 then Spider-Man is exactly what my viewers are gonna get. 91 00:04:18,673 --> 00:04:20,162 [beeps] 92 00:04:20,164 --> 00:04:24,499 Hey, guys. Welcome to Screwball's brand-new Spidey segment. 93 00:04:24,501 --> 00:04:27,569 At least once a week, I'll be making a video about Spider-Man. 94 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:29,604 So sound off in the comments, and let me know 95 00:04:29,606 --> 00:04:31,373 what you think of the old webhead. 96 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:34,276 - You've been Screwballed! - Agh! 97 00:04:34,278 --> 00:04:37,579 - Where is it? - Where's what? 98 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:40,282 I told you to grab everything in the safe. 99 00:04:40,284 --> 00:04:44,687 - And I did. - I don't care about diamonds. 100 00:04:44,688 --> 00:04:46,288 I wanted the flash drive! 101 00:04:46,290 --> 00:04:49,524 [chuckling] Oh, that. Spider-Man got it. 102 00:04:49,526 --> 00:04:53,895 You imbecile. That store is a front for The Owl, 103 00:04:53,897 --> 00:04:57,566 who was blackmailing me with the information on that drive! 104 00:04:57,568 --> 00:05:01,933 - Why didn't you tell me all this? - Because I wanted 105 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,706 to keep it simple enough to absorb through your thick skull! 106 00:05:04,708 --> 00:05:08,610 The only reason I hired you was so he wouldn't trace it to me! 107 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:12,586 - And stop eating my chips! - I'm not! 108 00:05:13,716 --> 00:05:15,750 [yells] Busted. 109 00:05:15,752 --> 00:05:19,654 That drive has enough dirt on it to put me away forever, 110 00:05:19,656 --> 00:05:22,324 and now Spider-Man has it. 111 00:05:22,326 --> 00:05:24,559 You get it back, and keep my name out of it, 112 00:05:24,561 --> 00:05:28,096 - or so help me... [grunts] - Ow! 113 00:05:28,098 --> 00:05:32,000 ...there won't be enough of you left to scoop up salsa! 114 00:05:33,336 --> 00:05:36,304 That's not funny. 115 00:05:36,306 --> 00:05:39,074 Spider-Man should leave the crime-fighting to the police... 116 00:05:39,076 --> 00:05:43,745 [laughter] but keep being part of those hilarious videos. 117 00:05:43,747 --> 00:05:47,149 Leave Spider-Man alone. Spider-Man rules! 118 00:05:47,151 --> 00:05:50,652 Which is also the name of my Spider-Man fan page. 119 00:05:50,654 --> 00:05:54,456 Spider-Man's a menace. I had to look that word up. 120 00:05:54,458 --> 00:05:58,160 But once I did, I agreed. A menace! 121 00:05:58,162 --> 00:06:00,676 - What are you doing?! - Gotta go. 122 00:06:01,130 --> 00:06:03,198 - Hey, Liz. - Hey, Randy. 123 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:06,201 Can we move our study group to... Oh, come on! 124 00:06:06,203 --> 00:06:08,270 Don't tell me you're a Screwball fan too. 125 00:06:08,272 --> 00:06:10,839 Why wouldn't I be? She's great. 126 00:06:10,841 --> 00:06:13,642 She's everything that's wrong with the Internet. 127 00:06:13,644 --> 00:06:17,445 If she really wanted to make a difference, she'd do something legitimate. 128 00:06:17,447 --> 00:06:21,280 - Like your boring blog? - Exactly! I mean... 129 00:06:21,315 --> 00:06:24,185 It's not boring. In fact, 130 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:25,787 you know that power company she pranked last week? 131 00:06:25,789 --> 00:06:28,690 It was one of a dozen businesses bought up on the same day 132 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,659 by the same anonymous corporation. 133 00:06:30,661 --> 00:06:33,862 I haven't cracked who it is yet, but my gut tells me the Mob's behind it. 134 00:06:33,864 --> 00:06:35,664 They have... You know what? 135 00:06:35,666 --> 00:06:37,832 I'll just send you my story. It's only 35 pages. 136 00:06:37,834 --> 00:06:41,036 I'm good, thanks. I just think you're jealous because 137 00:06:41,037 --> 00:06:44,239 Screwball gets a ton of hits, and your blog only has... three. 138 00:06:44,241 --> 00:06:47,642 So what? Screwball's numbers are down too. 139 00:06:47,644 --> 00:06:50,412 Without new footage of Spider-Man, she's nothing. 140 00:06:50,414 --> 00:06:54,249 Hey, finding Spider-Man is hard. Probably. 141 00:06:54,251 --> 00:06:56,251 Oh, I have to go. 142 00:06:56,253 --> 00:06:59,321 My dad's speaking a the groundbreaking ceremony for 143 00:06:59,322 --> 00:07:02,390 the city's new media building today. Now, he's a real journalist. 144 00:07:02,392 --> 00:07:05,594 In fact, every major news outlet's gonna be there, 145 00:07:05,596 --> 00:07:08,997 including my blog, thank you very much. 146 00:07:08,999 --> 00:07:12,687 Every major outlet, huh? 147 00:07:16,772 --> 00:07:19,574 [chattering] 148 00:07:24,714 --> 00:07:26,715 Thanks for coming out to support my dad, guys. 149 00:07:26,717 --> 00:07:29,117 I didn't even know you knew about this event. 150 00:07:29,119 --> 00:07:31,953 Oh, thi... [chuckling] Of course we did. 151 00:07:31,955 --> 00:07:34,857 And it has nothing to do with the fact that we were across 152 00:07:34,858 --> 00:07:37,759 - the street having lunch. - Don't let him fool you, Randy. 153 00:07:37,761 --> 00:07:39,148 It's just nice to do something 154 00:07:39,149 --> 00:07:41,229 that doesn't involve our competing schools for a change. 155 00:07:41,231 --> 00:07:45,734 Well, technically, my dad is lending them an Oscorp worker bot. 156 00:07:45,736 --> 00:07:48,570 [Peter] I should've known. 157 00:07:48,572 --> 00:07:52,207 Well, maybe you can use a Horizon High pen to write the story. 158 00:07:52,209 --> 00:07:54,943 [laughter] [Robertson over mic] Thank you, everyone. 159 00:07:54,945 --> 00:07:58,446 Before we break ground, I'd like to say a few words, 160 00:07:58,448 --> 00:08:00,915 and though my editor won't believe me, 161 00:08:00,917 --> 00:08:03,118 I promise it'll only be a few. 162 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,819 [laughter] People always ask 163 00:08:04,821 --> 00:08:07,422 if I have any advice for the next generation. 164 00:08:07,424 --> 00:08:12,127 If I do, it's this: value your story. 165 00:08:12,129 --> 00:08:16,131 Nowadays, anyone anywhere can have an audience of millions. 166 00:08:16,133 --> 00:08:21,069 But being seen by those people isn't the same as reaching them. 167 00:08:21,071 --> 00:08:24,005 A real writer doesn't care about getting likes, 168 00:08:24,007 --> 00:08:26,007 they care about making a difference, 169 00:08:26,009 --> 00:08:29,744 whether it's for 100,000 people or just one. 170 00:08:29,746 --> 00:08:33,014 [cheering] And now, let's put this big guy to work 171 00:08:33,016 --> 00:08:36,318 and break some ground on this new building. 172 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:40,322 What's it doing? [grunts] 173 00:08:40,324 --> 00:08:42,390 I'm okay, son. 174 00:08:43,926 --> 00:08:46,161 You've just been Screwballed! 175 00:08:46,163 --> 00:08:48,163 [crowd] It's Screwball! 176 00:08:48,165 --> 00:08:51,299 - This is awful. She could've hurt my dad! - I love your videos! 177 00:08:51,301 --> 00:08:54,302 Don't worry, Randy. Her pranks look worse than they are. 178 00:08:54,304 --> 00:08:55,704 Right, Pete? 179 00:08:55,706 --> 00:08:57,772 Um... Pete? 180 00:08:57,774 --> 00:09:00,108 [sighs] Typical Parker. 181 00:09:00,110 --> 00:09:02,844 You took over the worker bot? 182 00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:06,582 - Not cool, Screwball. - Ha! Are you kidding? 183 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:08,283 I'm just getting started. 184 00:09:08,285 --> 00:09:10,661 [humming] [music] 185 00:09:11,787 --> 00:09:16,091 - Whoa! [yells] - Screwball! No! 186 00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:18,583 [screaming] 187 00:09:18,585 --> 00:09:20,719 Hold on! [grunts] 188 00:09:20,721 --> 00:09:22,787 Thanks for the save, Spider-Man. [beeps] 189 00:09:24,924 --> 00:09:27,609 [Spider-Man] What in... A billboard? 190 00:09:27,644 --> 00:09:28,410 [crowd gasps] 191 00:09:28,445 --> 00:09:29,861 You're gonna answer for that one. 192 00:09:29,863 --> 00:09:33,531 A bungee cord? [grunts] 193 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:35,700 [groaning in disgust] 194 00:09:35,702 --> 00:09:37,702 And cut! 195 00:09:37,704 --> 00:09:40,972 Nice work, Spidey. I was hoping for the banner plug, 196 00:09:40,974 --> 00:09:42,974 but the quick-drying cement was an added bonus. 197 00:09:42,976 --> 00:09:46,111 [grunting] And what if someone out there 198 00:09:46,113 --> 00:09:48,546 needed my help while I was preoccupied here with you? 199 00:09:48,548 --> 00:09:52,317 Relax, Spidey. This city is full of heroes. 200 00:09:52,319 --> 00:09:56,324 I can't help it if my viewers wanna see us together. 201 00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:57,922 [grunting] 202 00:09:57,924 --> 00:09:59,991 - Spidey, Spidey! - Over here! Give us a smile. 203 00:09:59,993 --> 00:10:01,626 [groans] Nice! 204 00:10:01,628 --> 00:10:03,662 You've been Screwballed! [laughing] 205 00:10:07,133 --> 00:10:11,836 Are you seriously still watching stupid Internet videos? 206 00:10:11,838 --> 00:10:15,140 You're supposed to be getting my drive back from Spider-Man! 207 00:10:15,142 --> 00:10:19,844 I tried. I broke into another jewelry store to draw him out, 208 00:10:19,846 --> 00:10:22,847 but that Avenger Hawkeye showed up instead. 209 00:10:22,849 --> 00:10:27,319 I don't want excuses! I want you to find Spider-Man. 210 00:10:27,321 --> 00:10:30,622 Your little Internet friend here doesn't seem to have any trouble finding him. 211 00:10:30,624 --> 00:10:35,960 - Maybe they're partners, like us. - We are not partners! 212 00:10:35,962 --> 00:10:39,331 Although, that's not a bad idea. 213 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:42,534 Really? 'Cause I can move my stuff in tomorrow. 214 00:10:42,536 --> 00:10:44,803 I'm talking about the girl. 215 00:10:44,805 --> 00:10:49,007 We get the girl, we get Spider-Man. 216 00:10:49,009 --> 00:10:51,643 But how do we find him? 217 00:10:51,645 --> 00:10:57,549 Look, there's always something. Always something they forget. 218 00:10:57,551 --> 00:11:00,352 "Midtown High School." There! 219 00:11:00,354 --> 00:11:02,820 Now get on it! 220 00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:05,990 You've just been Screwballed! 221 00:11:05,992 --> 00:11:08,226 [crowd laughing, chattering] 222 00:11:08,228 --> 00:11:10,495 Not a Screwball fan either, huh? 223 00:11:10,497 --> 00:11:12,831 - I thought I was the only one. - No way. 224 00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:16,534 The Internet is the most powerful technology in human history, 225 00:11:16,536 --> 00:11:20,872 and we use it for prank videos. Such a waste. 226 00:11:20,874 --> 00:11:24,309 - Hey, is that a school project? - What? No. 227 00:11:24,311 --> 00:11:27,879 - I mean, yes. - An asymmetric encryption key? 228 00:11:27,881 --> 00:11:30,715 Mind if I take a look? 229 00:11:30,717 --> 00:11:31,983 [beeping] 230 00:11:31,985 --> 00:11:35,887 Whoa. You don't see a lot of these. 231 00:11:35,889 --> 00:11:38,823 You know what this is? Can you crack it? 232 00:11:38,825 --> 00:11:42,927 Are you kidding? This kind of problem solving is my favorite. 233 00:11:42,929 --> 00:11:45,697 Here. I'll show you what you're missing. 234 00:11:45,699 --> 00:11:48,633 [keyboard clacking] I think what I was missing was you. 235 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:57,742 [boy] Aw. Flash, you're out. 236 00:11:57,744 --> 00:11:59,711 Bring me Screwball! 237 00:11:59,713 --> 00:12:01,246 [students gasping, murmuring] 238 00:12:01,248 --> 00:12:03,681 [boy] Hey, get outta here! 239 00:12:03,683 --> 00:12:06,284 You're out! Get lost, freak! 240 00:12:07,253 --> 00:12:08,319 Now! 241 00:12:09,522 --> 00:12:12,624 [clamoring] [music] 242 00:12:12,626 --> 00:12:16,094 Hey! No one's going anywhere! 243 00:12:17,062 --> 00:12:19,063 [grunts] [yells] 244 00:12:19,065 --> 00:12:22,400 Hey, one of you twerps knows where she is. 245 00:12:22,402 --> 00:12:23,968 So tell me. 246 00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:26,404 [Randy grunting] Oh, no! 247 00:12:26,406 --> 00:12:29,641 Guess this isn't just about me anymore. 248 00:12:29,643 --> 00:12:32,677 But maybe I can do something from here. 249 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:36,414 [beeps] Spider-Man, this is Screwball. 250 00:12:36,416 --> 00:12:38,416 Got it! I broke the encryption. 251 00:12:38,418 --> 00:12:40,418 And we have... 252 00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:43,321 a bunch of files with scrambled titles, 253 00:12:43,323 --> 00:12:46,324 all connected to... Hammerhead? 254 00:12:46,326 --> 00:12:49,093 Isn't he a gangster? 255 00:12:49,095 --> 00:12:52,464 He is. But what do those scrambled titles mean? 256 00:12:52,466 --> 00:12:55,266 I don't know, but there are a dozen of these files. 257 00:12:55,268 --> 00:12:57,302 [phone humming] 258 00:12:57,304 --> 00:13:01,139 [beeps] Anya says we need to check out the new Screwball video. 259 00:13:01,141 --> 00:13:05,222 She knows I'm not a fan, so this should be interesting. 260 00:13:06,145 --> 00:13:08,780 Spider-Man, this is Screwball. 261 00:13:08,782 --> 00:13:11,583 I need you to come to Midtown High right away. I'm in trouble. 262 00:13:11,585 --> 00:13:13,818 I hope Spider-Man is watching this. 263 00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:16,154 [sighs] It's probably just another prank. 264 00:13:16,156 --> 00:13:19,457 That girl will do anything for attention. 265 00:13:19,459 --> 00:13:21,993 I'm getting impatient. 266 00:13:21,995 --> 00:13:24,996 Hi. Randy Robertson, freelance journalist. 267 00:13:24,998 --> 00:13:29,033 What do you want with Screwball... [grunts] exactly? 268 00:13:29,035 --> 00:13:31,135 Stop stalling! 269 00:13:31,137 --> 00:13:34,205 If Screwball doesn't show herself in ten seconds, 270 00:13:34,207 --> 00:13:36,841 this guy's gonna be toast. 271 00:13:36,843 --> 00:13:38,443 - Come on, Spidey. Where are you? - Ten. 272 00:13:38,445 --> 00:13:41,045 - Is it possible he's not coming? - Nine. Eight. 273 00:13:41,047 --> 00:13:44,782 - Did I prank him one too many times? - Seven. Six. 274 00:13:44,784 --> 00:13:48,019 - [sighs] Okay. I don't need Spider-Man. - Five. Four. 275 00:13:48,021 --> 00:13:50,889 - I'm Screwball. I'm just as good as him, right? - Three. Two. 276 00:13:50,891 --> 00:13:52,991 - Better, even. - One. 277 00:13:52,993 --> 00:13:56,628 Let him go! 278 00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:59,220 You're about to be Screwballed! 279 00:14:00,065 --> 00:14:02,901 [both grunting] 280 00:14:02,903 --> 00:14:05,169 [laughing] Huh? 281 00:14:05,171 --> 00:14:08,172 Did you really think you were a superhero? 282 00:14:08,174 --> 00:14:12,143 And did you really think you could pull off that tank top? 283 00:14:12,145 --> 00:14:14,979 Spider-Man! [grunts] You came! 284 00:14:14,981 --> 00:14:17,315 I was worried you thought my video was a prank. 285 00:14:17,317 --> 00:14:19,817 To be honest, I was wondering if it might be. 286 00:14:19,819 --> 00:14:22,153 But that's the thing about being a hero. 287 00:14:22,155 --> 00:14:23,888 You don't get to wonder. 288 00:14:23,890 --> 00:14:28,640 Webs! I don't know why [yells] I didn't do this earlier. 289 00:14:28,741 --> 00:14:30,590 [grunting] 290 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:32,697 Smothered by webs? 291 00:14:32,699 --> 00:14:35,500 Is this irony? Feels like irony. 292 00:14:35,502 --> 00:14:39,451 Also feels like a good time to use my web dissolvent. [beeping] 293 00:14:39,605 --> 00:14:41,173 [screaming] 294 00:14:41,175 --> 00:14:43,708 That wasn't nice! 295 00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:46,611 Nice? Now you're worried about being nice? 296 00:14:46,613 --> 00:14:48,747 [grunts] 297 00:14:52,718 --> 00:14:54,452 [grunts] Aahh! 298 00:14:54,454 --> 00:14:57,789 Just give me the flash drive, and I'll let them go! 299 00:14:57,791 --> 00:15:00,859 The flash drive! That's what this is about?! 300 00:15:00,861 --> 00:15:03,328 I don't have it on me. Do you see pockets? 301 00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:05,830 Fine, then. 302 00:15:05,832 --> 00:15:10,235 Meet me at the new media building construction site. 303 00:15:10,237 --> 00:15:13,506 Be there in an hour, or you'll find 304 00:15:13,507 --> 00:15:16,775 a couple of concrete teens waiting for ya. 305 00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:20,116 Get to safety! 306 00:15:21,847 --> 00:15:25,750 Just a sec. This is gonna get so many likes. [shutter clicks] 307 00:15:25,752 --> 00:15:26,952 [chuckles] 308 00:15:29,488 --> 00:15:33,858 - This is all my fault. - Now, there's a news flash. 309 00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:37,929 But... you did put your life on the line to save a total stranger. 310 00:15:37,931 --> 00:15:39,798 You're not a stranger, Randy. 311 00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:45,837 - You're my friend. - Liz? But why? 312 00:15:45,839 --> 00:15:51,114 [sighs] I don't know. I used to feel so... special. 313 00:15:51,149 --> 00:15:54,879 I was a straight-A student, the class president of Midtown High. 314 00:15:54,881 --> 00:15:58,550 But then came genius schools like Horizon High and Oz Academy, 315 00:15:58,552 --> 00:16:01,720 and those things didn't seem to be enough anymore. 316 00:16:01,722 --> 00:16:04,422 So I became Screwball. 317 00:16:04,424 --> 00:16:06,858 Thought I could be a hero to the community. 318 00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:10,462 I guess I lost sight of that when I started focusing on Spider-Man. 319 00:16:10,464 --> 00:16:13,865 I felt powerful because I had the attention. 320 00:16:13,867 --> 00:16:17,636 But I guess it takes a different kind of power to be a real hero. 321 00:16:17,638 --> 00:16:22,258 - Well, saving my life was no small thing. - Thanks. 322 00:16:28,648 --> 00:16:30,382 Get out! 323 00:16:33,819 --> 00:16:36,288 Dangling over a cement mixer? 324 00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:38,823 Oh, that's the last time I let you watch the kids. 325 00:16:38,825 --> 00:16:42,227 Spider-Man, you made it. 326 00:16:42,229 --> 00:16:44,829 Hand over the drive, and nobody gets hurt. 327 00:16:44,831 --> 00:16:47,165 Sure. Should I give it to you, 328 00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:49,801 or directly to your boss, Hammerhead? 329 00:16:49,803 --> 00:16:54,977 Oh-ho, congratulations. You figured out the dumb 330 00:16:55,012 --> 00:16:57,409 brute's actually working for me. You want a medal? 331 00:16:57,411 --> 00:17:00,945 No. Although there's probably enough metal in your head 332 00:17:00,947 --> 00:17:03,081 to give me the gold, silver, and bronze. 333 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:08,153 Just deliver the goods, and we'll let the kids go. 334 00:17:08,155 --> 00:17:10,021 Sure thing. 335 00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:16,328 - Now let them go. - Oh, that's exactly what I plan on doing. 336 00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:17,862 Drop 'em! [grunts] 337 00:17:17,864 --> 00:17:19,798 [both screaming] 338 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,300 I knew a thug like you couldn't be trusted. 339 00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:24,869 But I thought I'd give you a chance before I went to the police 340 00:17:24,871 --> 00:17:27,813 with the list of businesses you're using to launder money. 341 00:17:27,848 --> 00:17:30,761 - What? Well, how did you... - Easy. 342 00:17:30,796 --> 00:17:34,946 - Just used the old noggin. - Extinguish that bug! 343 00:17:34,981 --> 00:17:37,015 [all grunting] 344 00:17:39,018 --> 00:17:40,218 [groans] Oops. 345 00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:44,889 Can't I have just one person that does what I need 'em to do? 346 00:17:44,891 --> 00:17:46,958 I'll take care of this myself. 347 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,893 [grunts] 348 00:17:51,831 --> 00:17:52,931 [grunts] 349 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:57,135 See how easily you're replaced, Absorbing Man? 350 00:17:57,137 --> 00:18:00,138 Clearly, your boss likes 'em big, bad, and easy to control. 351 00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:05,810 [growls] Oh? Then he's gonna love this new power I have. 352 00:18:05,812 --> 00:18:08,413 Sometimes I don't know why I open my mouth. 353 00:18:08,415 --> 00:18:11,516 [laughing] 354 00:18:11,518 --> 00:18:15,019 [echoing] Didn't know I could increase in size, did ya? 355 00:18:15,021 --> 00:18:17,889 Hold still. I'll have us outta here in a second. 356 00:18:17,891 --> 00:18:20,325 [grunts] You increased in size and strength, 357 00:18:20,327 --> 00:18:22,160 but sadly not in looks. [grunts] 358 00:18:24,163 --> 00:18:25,263 [grunting] 359 00:18:25,265 --> 00:18:28,933 [yells] No! 360 00:18:30,269 --> 00:18:33,004 [grunts] I just got an idea. 361 00:18:33,006 --> 00:18:35,610 Yo, chrome dome! Over here! 362 00:18:37,543 --> 00:18:38,843 [grunts] 363 00:18:38,845 --> 00:18:41,880 [electricity arcing] [grunting] 364 00:18:41,882 --> 00:18:44,449 That's an impressive ability you have there. 365 00:18:44,451 --> 00:18:46,951 Not as impressive as absorbing knowledge, of course. 366 00:18:46,953 --> 00:18:49,020 [grunts] 367 00:18:49,022 --> 00:18:52,524 I'd pick strength over smarts any day. 368 00:18:52,526 --> 00:18:55,560 I figured. Otherwise you would've realized 369 00:18:55,562 --> 00:18:57,929 that the metal you just absorbed was lithium. 370 00:18:57,931 --> 00:19:00,235 Yeah? So what?! 371 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:03,968 So, lithium doesn't react well with certain compounds. 372 00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:06,070 Like your face? 373 00:19:06,072 --> 00:19:09,707 No. [grunts] Like water. 374 00:19:09,709 --> 00:19:10,975 [sizzling] Huh? 375 00:19:10,977 --> 00:19:13,978 [screaming] 376 00:19:17,049 --> 00:19:19,584 [screaming stops] 377 00:19:19,586 --> 00:19:22,587 - Is he gone? - Sadly, I doubt it. 378 00:19:22,589 --> 00:19:24,989 He'll probably pull himself together soon enough. 379 00:19:24,991 --> 00:19:26,712 Still, that was amazing! 380 00:19:26,713 --> 00:19:29,294 - You saved the day! - With your help. 381 00:19:29,296 --> 00:19:31,730 That drive didn't mean a thing until I remembered the story 382 00:19:31,731 --> 00:19:34,165 on your blog about the companies that were just bought up. 383 00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:38,169 You... You read my blog?! 384 00:19:38,171 --> 00:19:40,850 Spider-Man is one of my three hits! 385 00:19:40,885 --> 00:19:41,961 [thunderous thud] Uh-oh. 386 00:19:41,996 --> 00:19:43,808 - [grunts] Spider-Sense. - Whoa! 387 00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:47,785 [Hammerhead] I'm gonna crush you like the insect you are! 388 00:19:49,415 --> 00:19:52,116 What's wrong with this piece of junk? 389 00:19:52,118 --> 00:19:54,986 You've just been Screwballed! 390 00:19:55,855 --> 00:20:00,625 Wha... You've gotta be... Hey! I hate that kid! 391 00:20:00,627 --> 00:20:03,570 You've just been Spider-Man... ned! 392 00:20:03,605 --> 00:20:06,297 [grunting] 393 00:20:06,299 --> 00:20:08,099 Hope you got his swan dive on camera. 394 00:20:08,101 --> 00:20:11,169 Oh, I got it. Among other things. 395 00:20:12,938 --> 00:20:15,540 [grunting] [Screwball's voice] 396 00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:17,775 [Screwball chuckles] It's pretty funny. 397 00:20:17,777 --> 00:20:21,145 [muffled grunting] Depends on what side you're on. 398 00:20:21,147 --> 00:20:23,882 Although today, I was glad you were on my side. 399 00:20:23,884 --> 00:20:26,684 But I also started this whole mess. 400 00:20:26,686 --> 00:20:29,120 Fixing your mistakes is part of being a hero. 401 00:20:29,122 --> 00:20:33,691 - A hero? Me? - After today? Absolutely. 402 00:20:33,693 --> 00:20:37,228 [chuckles] That's better than a million likes. 403 00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:41,299 Still, maybe it's time I went back to just being me. 404 00:20:42,301 --> 00:20:43,301 [sighs] 405 00:20:43,303 --> 00:20:46,704 - Liz Allan? - You know who I am? 406 00:20:46,706 --> 00:20:49,007 Uh, of course. 407 00:20:49,009 --> 00:20:52,510 You're Midtown High's class president. Everybody knows that. 408 00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,012 [siren wailing] [both gasp] 409 00:20:54,014 --> 00:20:58,082 And the perfect person to hand over Absorbing Man to the police. 410 00:20:58,084 --> 00:20:59,918 Not to mention Hammerhead. [muffled grunting] 411 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,387 So, it turns out the biggest Spidey fail 412 00:21:02,389 --> 00:21:04,355 was that I failed Spidey. 413 00:21:04,357 --> 00:21:06,991 He was doing the kind of good I set out to do, 414 00:21:06,993 --> 00:21:09,427 but I got caught up in the popularity of it all. 415 00:21:09,429 --> 00:21:11,563 And I'm sorry about that. 416 00:21:11,565 --> 00:21:14,065 This is my last Screwball video for a while. 417 00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:16,367 In the meantime, for real news, 418 00:21:16,369 --> 00:21:19,604 Randy Robertson's blog has got you covered. 419 00:21:19,606 --> 00:21:21,172 So Spidey saved the day. 420 00:21:21,174 --> 00:21:23,274 I guess he really is a true hero, huh, Harry? 421 00:21:23,276 --> 00:21:25,276 Aw, please! 422 00:21:25,278 --> 00:21:28,562 You can't believe everything you see on the Internet, Pete. 423 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,368 [sighs] [slurps] 424 00:21:31,403 --> 00:21:33,043 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 425 00:21:33,093 --> 00:21:37,643 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33591

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