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Dana: Please stop. Come on.
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Peter: Oh, please stop.
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Dana: Finally.
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Peter: Oh, about time.
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Dana: What's this? You rude man!
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You and your bad manners
and your uneven ears.
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There you go, miss.
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How sweet.
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Cool ears.
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[Coughs, blows nose]
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Oh, thank you.
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Uh, you'd be much more
handsome if you'd shave.
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[Sighs]
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Thank you, sir!
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And thank you, New York.
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Peter: Ohh, thank you, New York.
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Sync and corrections by awaqeded
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[knock on door]
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I got it!
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Are you golfing?
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I feel like the odds of me
getting away with a lie here
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are really low.
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[Smooches] Who you going with?
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Uh, I'm just going to the driving
range with Peter and Chloe.
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Peter? Your brother?
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Dana: All right, quick assess.
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Hair... unbrushed.
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Pajamas... still in them at noon.
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Bra... in the other room.
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Okay, I love you. We're leaving.
I'll see you after the game.
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Amy! Hey!
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Just act normal.
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How do you usually greet someone?
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Dana.
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Peter. Whatever are you doing here?
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And the winner for most awkward
greeting goes to... Dana!
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Cute pajamas.
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- Thank you.
- Peter: Whoa. Is she not wearing a bra?
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I didn't expect company.
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Yeah, well, we're just gonna go
hit some balls this morning,
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and then I might hit the gym later.
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Kind of on a two-a-day right now.
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Well, I was gonna read "Jane
Eyre" and eat burritos.
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[Chuckles]
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Well, listen, if you're not
doing anything tomorrow,
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do you want to maybe grab
some dinner, do something?
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No.
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I'm... not doing anything tomorrow.
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- Okay.
- Yes, I can come.
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Great. Fantastic.
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Here, let's, uh... you want to
meet at, um... oh, crap.
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I have a thing. Sorry. I totally forgot.
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Um... y-you doing anything Tuesday?
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No.
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Great. All right.
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Tuesday it is. I'll
see you guys later?
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- Mm-hmm.
- [Door closes]
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- Yay!
- No. [Chuckles]
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Look, it's great... that
you guys are going out,
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but maybe you shouldn't
make it look like
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you just sit at home with nothing to do.
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I don't have nothing to do.
I have my books.
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And if you'd let me, I'd get a cat.
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Let's avoid that fate by making
things work out with Peter.
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I don't need to make
things work out with Peter.
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But things are going...
nicely. Thank you.
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Are they?
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Yeah.
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We've had some really nice moments.
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And I'm sure that someday,
we're gonna get through a date
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without one of us crying.
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Come on!
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- Nice one.
- Oh, was it?
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I wasn't even looking.
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Totally saw it. Might not
be too late to turn pro.
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By the way, tomorrow's bonus day.
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Come on!
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Bonus day!
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Can we please not turn
dad giving us free money
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into a competition this year?
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What do you say? Want to make
a bet on whose is bigger?
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The only thing creepier
than listening to my brothers
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talk about whose is bigger is... nothing.
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Wow. Nothing is creepier
than this conversation.
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All right, fine. Let's
just forget about it.
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No competition this year.
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Because there is no competition.
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I am literally the best at everything.
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Come on! Heads up!
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Geez, David!
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My bad.
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Is it me
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or does one of those
envelopes look a little heavier?
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I'm rising above.
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You impressed?
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The great birthday debacle of 2008 started
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with you bragging about
how strong you are.
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It ended with a bicycle
wrapped around David's neck.
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[Laughing] Oh, yeah!
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That was the best present ever.
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I know.
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- Great year, Peter.
- Thanks, dad.
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It goes without saying
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that I'd like you to
keep the amount private.
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Oh, yeah. Of course.
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Look. Trust me, I wouldn't
dream of... sharing it.
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- Check's upside down.
- Daddy. Oh.
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[Chuckles] Oh, sweetie.
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You're the... it...
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Oh, can I help you?
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Nope. Just... looking at some underwear.
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That's a necklace.
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And necklaces.
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[Chuckles]
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Dana: Okay, just move awayfrom the judgment zone
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and fish some underwear
out of this giant birdbath.
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When did lingerie stores all
start looking like dollhouses?
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Peter!
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...is on a date.
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Fun.
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Peter: All right. You haven't
done anything wrong.
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Now, don't make this awkward.
You can handle this.
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[Bell jingles]
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Dana, this is grace.
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Grace, this is Dana, my friend.
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Dana: "Friend"?
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"Friend"?!
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Not friend. Oh, that
is not handling it.
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Actually, tha... ah. It's a funny story.
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Um... And I'm holding a thong.
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Just slide it behind your back.
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It's not a really funny story,
now that I think about it.
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Oh. Cute panties.
Shopping for a hot date?
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Oh, these are... no, they're nothing.
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Stop waving them like a sparkler, Dana.
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- Oh.
- They're my backups.
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Wait. Backups? For what?
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I don't want to keep you two.
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So... have fun on your outing.
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- Backup panties.
- Miss!
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- [Bell jingles]
- This could not get any worse.
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Miss! You gonna pay for those?!
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Uh, you know what?
She... she's a friend.
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I'll buy those.
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Pity panties. Oh, it just got worse.
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I'm not angry.
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Peter may date whomever he wants.
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Exactly. He's got a mix.
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This is how things work in New York,
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which is why we need
to get you your own mix.
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You know me.
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I date one guy at a time,
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and more often no guy at a
time, which is why we need...
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We are not getting a cat!
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So, the plan is to...
not date anyone else
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while you play this one out with Peter?
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It's just the kind of person I am.
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So... you're fine with Peter
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just dating a bunch of other women?
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Well, yeah, how many
women are we talking?
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Like, if he had to drive them around,
are we talking sedan or minivan?
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Like an airport shuttle?
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The number doesn't really matter.
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What matters is that he's
out there dating up a storm
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while you're just waiting
to see who he picks.
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No, if that's how he wants to handle it,
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then I'm fine with it.
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Are you fine with that?
Really? [Sighs]
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If you're seeing other people,
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then he can't take you for granted.
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Like, when David found out I was still
dating other people, he proposed.
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True story. I buckled.
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I'm not playing this game.
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Like, if the universe wants
to bring someone my way,
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I will be open to it.
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Well, you are in luck,
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because the universe has brought you me,
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and I just put Tinder on your phone.
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That's not really my style.
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Okay, you've dated like
three people since college,
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so you don't really have a style.
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Okay. We're in.
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All right, you swipe right if like him
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and then left if you don't.
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Look, even if I were to
agree on this mix thing,
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I want to actually get to know someone
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and go out with them and
not reduce my judgment
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to a stupid tiny little pho...
[Chuckles] He's cute.
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No. No ironic porkpie hats.
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Strong disagree.
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Wow, lots of guys with beards
who can't grow beards.
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No offense.
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Why would I take offense?
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Exactly.
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Mm, okay. All right. I can do this.
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- Mm.
- Yeah. I got this.
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- Swipe left.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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You swipe to the right
if you like him, not left.
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No. Just make him come back. Come back.
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Oh. No. Can't. He's gone forever.
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No! Dana, stop... no. Slow it down. Huh?
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This guy... two distinct
eyebrows and a job.
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Swipe right.
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I feel like a princess.
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- Hey.
- Did you see Dana last night?
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- I guess.
- Did she say anything?
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She said a lot of things.
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What did she say?
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Just the usual... "I love Thai food.
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"Could that car alarm go
off a few more times?
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I ran into Peter on a
date with another woman."
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Oh. That's probably the
one you're asking about.
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Was she pissed?
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Let me see if I can summarize
what's going on here.
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- Oh...
- I have information that you want.
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Now, if you had some
information that I wanted,
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maybe we could come up
with some kind of deal here.
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No. Be strong, Peter.
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Yeah, be strong. Don't tell me
how much your bonus is...
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And walk into a buzz saw
on your date tonight.
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All right. You made $200 more than me.
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- Yes!
- Peter: $400, but who's counting?
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Should have been a lot more, but I'll
take the victory and move right along.
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Oh, wait. Wait, whoa!
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What about Dana? Was she upset?
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- I have no idea.
- What?!
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Oh, they were yammering on and on for
like an hour, but I just tune it out.
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Honestly, it's all clicks
and whistles to me, buddy.
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This Dana... she's Amy's
friend with the bucket list?
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That's her.
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Ooh! Someone's a little nervous
about their relationship.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop that. All right?
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Look, there's no relationship, okay?
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We haven't even kissed yet.
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I'm just... don't... I
don't want to ruin this.
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If there's no relationship,
what's there to ruin?
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[Scoffs] Not ruin.
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I mean... she's a cool girl.
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All right? She's nice.
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She's a nice, cool girl.
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Peter, I've got some bad news for you.
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You're not gonna like this,
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but I think you might be
experiencing some feelings.
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[Chuckles] W-well, calm down.
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I've experienced feelings before.
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And I don't like them.
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She showed. That's good.
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Or she just wants to throw
a glass of wine on me.
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[Sighs, clears throat] God, I shouldn't
have worn this. I love this blazer.
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Dana, you look wonderful.
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As do you. I like this.
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Oh, what? This old thing? I... come on.
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I just wear it because I don't
care if anything happens to it.
254
00:09:16,736 --> 00:09:21,006
Are we going on a date
or painting something?
255
00:09:22,609 --> 00:09:24,610
So, I'm just gonna be an idiot
and I'm gonna bring it up.
256
00:09:24,611 --> 00:09:26,111
Last night, when I ran into you...
257
00:09:26,112 --> 00:09:27,613
- on your date?
- Yeah.
258
00:09:27,614 --> 00:09:30,282
Protect the jacket. It was
weird, and I'm sorry. But...
259
00:09:30,283 --> 00:09:31,416
No. Are you kidding?
260
00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:33,752
It's none of my business
if you date other people.
261
00:09:33,753 --> 00:09:35,887
It's fine.
262
00:09:35,888 --> 00:09:37,723
Wow. Great.
263
00:09:37,724 --> 00:09:40,025
Yeah, plus, it's not
like I'm one to judge.
264
00:09:40,026 --> 00:09:43,328
Yeah, exactly.
265
00:09:43,329 --> 00:09:44,997
Why is that?
266
00:09:44,998 --> 00:09:46,498
Well, it's not like
267
00:09:46,499 --> 00:09:48,300
you're the only one dating other people.
268
00:09:48,301 --> 00:09:52,137
Of course not. No, that's...
I wouldn't expect otherwise.
269
00:09:52,138 --> 00:09:53,772
So, you're seeing someone else?
270
00:09:53,773 --> 00:09:57,242
Yeah. Like, just today,
I met a nice guy.
271
00:09:57,243 --> 00:09:58,410
Dana: Online.
272
00:09:58,411 --> 00:09:59,544
And we have a date tomorrow night.
273
00:09:59,545 --> 00:10:00,846
I'm hoping he's not a serial killer.
274
00:10:00,847 --> 00:10:04,316
Well, that's awesome.
That's good for you.
275
00:10:04,317 --> 00:10:05,550
How's work treating you?
276
00:10:05,551 --> 00:10:08,854
It's good. It's good. I'm sorry.
277
00:10:08,855 --> 00:10:10,622
Did you say you made a date today?
278
00:10:10,623 --> 00:10:11,923
You want to have this conversation?
279
00:10:11,924 --> 00:10:13,592
No. May... I don't know.
280
00:10:13,593 --> 00:10:15,394
Look, I woke up this morning thinking,
281
00:10:15,395 --> 00:10:16,728
"oh, a date with Dana tonight.
282
00:10:16,729 --> 00:10:18,397
That'll be fun. I'll wear
my favorite blazer."
283
00:10:18,398 --> 00:10:19,498
Peter: Damn it.
284
00:10:19,499 --> 00:10:21,833
I didn't think, "oh,
date with Dana tonight.
285
00:10:21,834 --> 00:10:23,969
That stranger's cute.
Let's stack them up."
286
00:10:23,970 --> 00:10:26,438
No, that's something you would never do.
287
00:10:26,439 --> 00:10:27,927
Except yesterday, when you asked me out
288
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,374
the night you had a
date with someone else.
289
00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:31,009
Uh, that's... different.
290
00:10:31,010 --> 00:10:33,312
- How?
- I'm thinking.
291
00:10:33,313 --> 00:10:35,714
Because the other date had
been on the books for a while.
292
00:10:35,715 --> 00:10:37,182
I didn't even want to see other guys.
293
00:10:37,183 --> 00:10:39,818
Well, a... g... guys?
294
00:10:39,819 --> 00:10:41,720
How many women are you dating, Peter?
295
00:10:41,721 --> 00:10:43,288
And I'm not asking 'cause I'm jealous.
296
00:10:43,289 --> 00:10:45,457
I actually want to understand
the depths of your hypocrisy.
297
00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:46,758
Look, you can date whoever you want!
298
00:10:46,759 --> 00:10:48,527
Uh, ask him out. He's cute.
299
00:10:48,528 --> 00:10:51,563
Oh, thanks. You know,
I am having the worst day.
300
00:10:51,564 --> 00:10:52,698
All right. Keep it moving.
301
00:10:52,699 --> 00:10:55,100
Be nice.
302
00:10:55,101 --> 00:10:58,537
Here, maybe you should
just show me a rule book
303
00:10:58,538 --> 00:10:59,638
so I know how to act.
304
00:10:59,639 --> 00:11:02,274
It's called "men can do whatever they want
305
00:11:02,275 --> 00:11:03,775
and women can't."
306
00:11:03,776 --> 00:11:05,043
Yeah, great. That rule book.
307
00:11:05,044 --> 00:11:06,478
Okay. I'll drop that off tomorrow.
308
00:11:06,479 --> 00:11:08,547
Oh, wait. I can't. You'll be on a date.
309
00:11:08,548 --> 00:11:10,047
Oh, well, you were on a date yesterday,
310
00:11:10,048 --> 00:11:11,416
so I'll just pick it up... then.
311
00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:12,851
Well, that doesn't work at all.
312
00:11:12,852 --> 00:11:13,819
What?
313
00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:14,853
We're here.
314
00:11:14,854 --> 00:11:16,955
- Great.
- Do you want to go inside?
315
00:11:16,956 --> 00:11:20,258
It depends. Will you be in there?
316
00:11:22,328 --> 00:11:24,930
Okay, fine. [Clears throat]
317
00:11:24,931 --> 00:11:28,700
Pleasure as always, Dana.
I'll see you later.
318
00:11:28,701 --> 00:11:30,702
Oh, I'll go when I'm ready.
319
00:11:40,213 --> 00:11:41,513
I'm ready.
320
00:11:41,514 --> 00:11:46,251
I can't believe I
shoplifted panties for this.
321
00:11:46,252 --> 00:11:50,689
[Sighs] Well, at least
the blazer's safe.
322
00:11:50,690 --> 00:11:52,357
- Ohh!
- Oh! Sorry, dude.
323
00:11:52,358 --> 00:11:54,326
Come on!
324
00:11:56,744 --> 00:11:57,878
[door opens]
325
00:11:56,478 --> 00:11:58,112
I love Wesley snipes.
326
00:11:58,113 --> 00:11:59,580
[Scoffs]
327
00:11:59,581 --> 00:12:02,349
Ooh, you are home way too soon.
328
00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:03,817
Did you forget something?
329
00:12:03,818 --> 00:12:06,787
Yeah. Men suck.
330
00:12:06,788 --> 00:12:08,455
Oh. Peter find out about the mix.
331
00:12:08,456 --> 00:12:09,924
Mm-hmm.
332
00:12:09,925 --> 00:12:11,725
And let's just say that
he didn't exactly fall
333
00:12:11,726 --> 00:12:13,160
to his knee to propose.
334
00:12:13,161 --> 00:12:14,962
Well, you've got to remember...
335
00:12:14,963 --> 00:12:19,366
Peter's a little, um...
stronger personality than David.
336
00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:20,701
David: My bonus is bigger!
337
00:12:20,702 --> 00:12:21,835
I know, dear.
338
00:12:21,836 --> 00:12:23,871
You've got the biggest
bonus I've ever seen.
339
00:12:23,872 --> 00:12:26,480
Peter wouldn't have gotten upset
if he didn't care. This is good.
340
00:12:26,481 --> 00:12:28,576
Oh. Oh, is this what good feels like?
341
00:12:28,577 --> 00:12:31,178
Like you want to punch
a hole in the wall...
342
00:12:31,179 --> 00:12:32,846
With him in front of it?
343
00:12:32,847 --> 00:12:34,760
So, you're still gonna go
out with this other guy?
344
00:12:34,761 --> 00:12:37,084
Mm-hmm, and not only... am I
going to go out with him,
345
00:12:37,085 --> 00:12:39,053
I am going to line them
up like Rockettes,
346
00:12:39,054 --> 00:12:41,522
but men in a line, not women.
347
00:12:41,523 --> 00:12:42,656
You know what I mean. Help.
348
00:12:42,657 --> 00:12:44,959
Yep. Oh. You've got to just slide that.
349
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,328
- Ah.
- Uh-huh.
350
00:12:47,329 --> 00:12:48,629
So...?
351
00:12:48,630 --> 00:12:50,264
I don't want to talk about it.
352
00:12:50,265 --> 00:12:51,398
How was the date?
353
00:12:51,399 --> 00:12:53,167
I don't want to talk about it.
354
00:12:54,536 --> 00:12:56,804
The date didn't happen
because she got upset
355
00:12:56,805 --> 00:12:57,938
that I was going on a date,
356
00:12:57,939 --> 00:12:59,607
but then she's going on a date, too.
357
00:12:59,608 --> 00:13:01,475
And why should I even care, you know?
358
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:04,011
And then my jacket got
ruined. How is that fair?
359
00:13:04,012 --> 00:13:05,497
Well, now I don't want to talk about it.
360
00:13:05,498 --> 00:13:06,904
This bonus thing has me thinking.
361
00:13:06,905 --> 00:13:08,439
- Ohh.
- Stop. It's not really your thing.
362
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,718
It... either my bonus is bigger
363
00:13:10,719 --> 00:13:12,753
because I make more
and it reflects that...
364
00:13:12,754 --> 00:13:14,388
I'm sure that's what it is. Goodbye.
365
00:13:14,389 --> 00:13:17,658
...or dad's making it up to
me because you make more.
366
00:13:17,659 --> 00:13:19,960
David, why do you even care?
Amy is loaded.
367
00:13:19,961 --> 00:13:21,707
You know, I could make
twice what you make,
368
00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:23,731
and you could still buy and sell me.
369
00:13:23,732 --> 00:13:26,066
Higher or lower. I don't
even need a number.
370
00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:28,836
I'm not even looking at that.
371
00:13:28,837 --> 00:13:30,270
I know where Dana's going tonight.
372
00:13:30,271 --> 00:13:31,505
Don't care.
373
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:33,173
- Don't you?
- I kind of do.
374
00:13:33,174 --> 00:13:35,442
I know where they're going.
I know who he is.
375
00:13:35,443 --> 00:13:38,212
- I know all the details.
- Peter...
376
00:13:38,213 --> 00:13:40,275
How do I know I can trust you?
You burned me last time.
377
00:13:40,276 --> 00:13:42,049
I'll go first. She met the guy online.
378
00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:43,384
That's kind of desperate.
379
00:13:43,385 --> 00:13:46,153
Hey! Three out of five
relationships start online...
380
00:13:46,154 --> 00:13:50,290
In a fact I just made up because
I'm totally not defensive.
381
00:13:50,291 --> 00:13:52,393
His name's Henry. He's
got impeccable brows.
382
00:13:52,394 --> 00:13:55,229
And they're gonna be at Dunley's
in Brooklyn Heights.
383
00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:59,400
What? That... that's like
three blocks from my place.
384
00:13:59,401 --> 00:14:00,734
That's my turf!
385
00:14:00,735 --> 00:14:02,238
Okay, "West Side story."
386
00:14:02,239 --> 00:14:04,054
All right, all right. I don't
care about your love life.
387
00:14:04,055 --> 00:14:05,406
I care about what you make.
388
00:14:05,407 --> 00:14:08,142
[Sighs]
389
00:14:08,143 --> 00:14:10,110
Peter, this is one of
those defining moments.
390
00:14:10,111 --> 00:14:13,113
This is your chance
to grow as a person.
391
00:14:14,049 --> 00:14:17,543
I may not understand the first
thing about women, David,
392
00:14:17,544 --> 00:14:19,853
but I do know everything
393
00:14:19,854 --> 00:14:23,657
when it comes to kicking your ass!
394
00:14:23,658 --> 00:14:24,825
Boom!
395
00:14:24,826 --> 00:14:26,160
Is this childish?
396
00:14:26,161 --> 00:14:27,594
'Cause I don't care.
397
00:14:27,595 --> 00:14:31,398
I make more than you, David!
398
00:14:31,399 --> 00:14:32,866
So suck on...
399
00:14:32,867 --> 00:14:36,937
Dad. How you doing?
400
00:14:36,938 --> 00:14:40,107
My office. Now.
401
00:14:40,108 --> 00:14:43,577
So, I told you boys to
keep the numbers private.
402
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,446
You decided you knew better.
403
00:14:45,447 --> 00:14:46,647
Not better. Just...
404
00:14:46,648 --> 00:14:49,149
I am very sorry that you're disappointed
405
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:50,718
with the gifts I gave you.
406
00:14:50,719 --> 00:14:53,821
All I can do is assure you that
I agonized over the decision.
407
00:14:53,822 --> 00:14:55,482
I try to look at your body of work
408
00:14:55,483 --> 00:14:56,893
and come up with a fair compensation.
409
00:14:56,894 --> 00:14:59,326
But apparently, I failed you both.
410
00:14:59,327 --> 00:15:01,161
You're excused.
411
00:15:02,997 --> 00:15:04,331
[Door closes]
412
00:15:04,332 --> 00:15:07,468
No idea what they made.
Very happy with what I make.
413
00:15:07,469 --> 00:15:08,469
Can you keep a secret?
414
00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:09,603
Do you even have to ask?
415
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,505
The difference in what they make...
416
00:15:11,506 --> 00:15:12,873
Totally random.
417
00:15:12,874 --> 00:15:15,175
But I know they'll show
their checks to each other,
418
00:15:15,176 --> 00:15:18,178
go crazy, and their paranoia
will make them work even harder
419
00:15:18,179 --> 00:15:20,481
the next year to meet
my imaginary standard.
420
00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:24,084
I love and fear you, father.
421
00:15:24,085 --> 00:15:26,753
That's all I ever ask for.
422
00:15:28,123 --> 00:15:32,960
With a chemical left in your gut
423
00:15:32,961 --> 00:15:34,495
was there for no good cause
424
00:15:34,496 --> 00:15:35,662
Henry?
425
00:15:35,663 --> 00:15:36,864
Hey.
426
00:15:36,865 --> 00:15:38,407
Dana.
427
00:15:38,408 --> 00:15:40,144
Dana. Good to meet you.
428
00:15:40,145 --> 00:15:42,069
Hi. Nice to meet you.
429
00:15:42,070 --> 00:15:43,170
I got to be honest,
430
00:15:43,171 --> 00:15:46,140
I've never done this online-dating thing,
431
00:15:46,141 --> 00:15:47,875
so I'm a little out of my element.
432
00:15:47,876 --> 00:15:51,145
You want to hit another bar?
This one's kind of lame.
433
00:15:51,146 --> 00:15:54,414
No. Nah, I probably shouldn't.
434
00:15:54,415 --> 00:15:55,883
My friend gave me three rules.
435
00:15:55,884 --> 00:15:57,885
Uh, no second location,
436
00:15:57,886 --> 00:16:00,320
don't drink anything... the
bartender doesn't hand you,
437
00:16:00,321 --> 00:16:02,523
and don't go past a certain base.
438
00:16:02,524 --> 00:16:03,925
I don't remember which one.
439
00:16:03,926 --> 00:16:07,795
Dana? Uh, Henry.
440
00:16:07,796 --> 00:16:10,764
Henry.
441
00:16:10,765 --> 00:16:12,699
You're not Henry.
442
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,468
Nope. Saw an opening, took a shot.
443
00:16:14,469 --> 00:16:16,336
See you.
444
00:16:16,337 --> 00:16:19,306
That guy just tried to poach me.
445
00:16:19,307 --> 00:16:20,340
Yeah, that's a new one.
446
00:16:20,341 --> 00:16:22,112
What kind of creep
does a move like that?
447
00:16:22,113 --> 00:16:23,310
What the...
448
00:16:23,311 --> 00:16:24,611
What was that?
449
00:16:24,612 --> 00:16:25,929
I saw it on Buzzfeed.
450
00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:27,588
You just go for the
kiss right off the bat.
451
00:16:27,589 --> 00:16:28,710
It takes the pressure off the date.
452
00:16:28,711 --> 00:16:30,571
It's called the, uh...
the "shock and aww."
453
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,052
It's a little shocking,
doesn't always work.
454
00:16:32,053 --> 00:16:33,821
But when it does, "aww."
455
00:16:33,822 --> 00:16:35,155
- [Chuckles] Okay.
- Okay.
456
00:16:35,156 --> 00:16:37,057
- Oh! Whoop!
- [Thud]
457
00:16:43,231 --> 00:16:46,166
Ohh, dare I ask?
458
00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:48,302
I deleted the dating-app thing.
459
00:16:48,303 --> 00:16:50,270
Or I tried, but the train
was shaking so badly
460
00:16:50,271 --> 00:16:51,572
that I deleted my contacts.
461
00:16:51,573 --> 00:16:54,174
Long story short, what
is your phone number?
462
00:16:54,175 --> 00:16:55,309
Peter's here.
463
00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:58,745
And your hair... it's
mostly peanut shells.
464
00:16:58,746 --> 00:17:00,080
Shake 'em off.
465
00:17:00,081 --> 00:17:03,183
Gin. I win again. Can I
please go to bed now?
466
00:17:03,184 --> 00:17:05,819
Oh, Dana. What a pleasant surprise.
467
00:17:05,820 --> 00:17:07,020
How was your date?
468
00:17:07,021 --> 00:17:09,690
Fabulous. Why are you here?
469
00:17:09,691 --> 00:17:12,626
Just bro-ing out... with my bro.
470
00:17:12,627 --> 00:17:15,562
Okay, Dana... why don't
you stop pretending
471
00:17:15,563 --> 00:17:17,064
that you had a good date.
472
00:17:17,065 --> 00:17:19,233
And, Peter... why don't
you stop pretending
473
00:17:19,234 --> 00:17:20,868
that you weren't waiting for Dana?
474
00:17:20,869 --> 00:17:23,103
And, David, why don't you bring
475
00:17:23,104 --> 00:17:24,938
that big bonus of yours to bed?
476
00:17:24,939 --> 00:17:27,574
Ooh. I'm gonna deposit my check.
477
00:17:27,575 --> 00:17:28,742
Ew.
478
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:33,013
Don't ever judge my sexy talk.
479
00:17:34,382 --> 00:17:36,516
[Sighs] Bad date?
480
00:17:36,517 --> 00:17:38,285
Worse than ours.
481
00:17:38,286 --> 00:17:40,454
Which one?
482
00:17:40,455 --> 00:17:41,588
All of them.
483
00:17:41,589 --> 00:17:44,458
Ooh. That's bad.
484
00:17:44,459 --> 00:17:46,760
Yeah. I don't know.
485
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:50,864
I've always been this...
serial monogamist.
486
00:17:50,865 --> 00:17:53,433
I forgot how much dating sucks.
487
00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:58,005
Well, I'm kind of a serial dater.
488
00:17:58,006 --> 00:18:01,341
And let me tell you... dating sucks.
489
00:18:01,342 --> 00:18:03,644
We're doomed.
490
00:18:03,645 --> 00:18:04,778
[Sighs] Absolutely.
491
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:07,848
[Bottles clink]
492
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,718
I have to tell you... about
this move this guy tried.
493
00:18:11,719 --> 00:18:12,719
Okay.
494
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,855
It's called the "shock and aww."
495
00:18:14,856 --> 00:18:16,690
He shocks you with a
kiss right off the bat,
496
00:18:16,691 --> 00:18:18,659
and if it works, "aww."
497
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,627
[Both laugh]
498
00:18:20,628 --> 00:18:22,930
- That's not good.
- No.
499
00:18:22,931 --> 00:18:25,065
Actually, genius. It's kind of genius.
500
00:18:25,066 --> 00:18:26,433
- No, no.
- Yeah, it is.
501
00:18:26,434 --> 00:18:29,069
No, I-I wish I'd tried that
on any of our failed dates.
502
00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:32,673
Oh, geez. I'm so glad you didn't.
503
00:18:32,674 --> 00:18:34,641
Aww.
504
00:18:34,642 --> 00:18:38,979
Oh! Okay.
505
00:18:44,118 --> 00:18:45,752
[Chuckles]
506
00:18:45,753 --> 00:18:47,421
I want to say something.
507
00:18:47,422 --> 00:18:48,588
Are you sure?
508
00:18:48,589 --> 00:18:51,692
'Cause you're actually doing
really well right here.
509
00:18:51,693 --> 00:18:54,962
I think that the reason we
get into these stupid fights
510
00:18:54,963 --> 00:18:57,264
is because I care more
about what you think
511
00:18:57,265 --> 00:19:00,534
than anyone else I've gone out with.
512
00:19:00,535 --> 00:19:04,271
And I wish I could just
put you in the freezer.
513
00:19:04,272 --> 00:19:06,206
That's...
514
00:19:06,207 --> 00:19:07,374
Terrifying.
515
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,176
...terrifying.
516
00:19:09,177 --> 00:19:11,144
Look, I didn't expect to get
into a serious relationship
517
00:19:11,145 --> 00:19:12,612
at this point in my life.
518
00:19:12,613 --> 00:19:15,749
You know, and if I had met
you five years from now,
519
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,452
oh, it would be so much
easier to know what to do.
520
00:19:18,453 --> 00:19:20,253
Are we getting to the freezer part?
521
00:19:20,254 --> 00:19:22,889
So, if I could put you in
a freezer for five years,
522
00:19:22,890 --> 00:19:27,160
then take you out and thaw you
out and meet you again...
523
00:19:27,161 --> 00:19:29,997
man, this sounded so much better
in my head walking over here.
524
00:19:29,998 --> 00:19:31,298
Did it?
525
00:19:31,299 --> 00:19:32,933
You know, you walked
away from everything.
526
00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:35,035
You came out here with
no real safety net.
527
00:19:35,036 --> 00:19:37,838
You gave everything up to start over.
528
00:19:37,839 --> 00:19:41,475
You're just kind of a... badass.
529
00:19:41,476 --> 00:19:43,510
[Chuckles] Oh, my God. You're serious.
530
00:19:43,511 --> 00:19:45,979
No, I am terrified.
531
00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:48,448
I feel like I just jumped out
of a plane with no parachute on.
532
00:19:48,449 --> 00:19:51,118
I'm pretty sure... everybody
at work hates me.
533
00:19:51,119 --> 00:19:53,487
Everyone I meet on the
street thinks I'm a bumpkin.
534
00:19:53,488 --> 00:19:56,056
Yeah. I'm a walking disaster.
535
00:19:56,057 --> 00:19:57,057
Well, see, there you go.
536
00:19:57,058 --> 00:19:58,725
You're not like anybody that I know,
537
00:19:58,726 --> 00:20:01,728
because you're not afraid to
admit what a total mess you are.
538
00:20:01,729 --> 00:20:05,232
I'll tell you what.
539
00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:07,167
I'm not gonna go into a freezer,
540
00:20:07,168 --> 00:20:09,102
but we just see where this goes.
541
00:20:09,103 --> 00:20:11,271
There's no pressure. [Sighs deeply]
542
00:20:11,272 --> 00:20:14,441
And when we date other people,
we act like mature adults
543
00:20:14,442 --> 00:20:15,942
and we hide it from each other.
544
00:20:15,943 --> 00:20:17,277
Deal.
545
00:20:17,278 --> 00:20:19,446
- [Chuckling] Okay.
- Okay.
546
00:20:19,447 --> 00:20:20,781
So, what do you say?
547
00:20:20,782 --> 00:20:22,449
You want to go to dinner Friday night?
548
00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:25,285
I have to check my calendar.
549
00:20:25,286 --> 00:20:27,954
Okay.
550
00:20:29,857 --> 00:20:31,691
You're in luck.
551
00:20:31,692 --> 00:20:33,360
I deleted my calendar.
552
00:20:33,361 --> 00:20:34,694
[Chuckles]
553
00:20:37,994 --> 00:20:39,830
- Wow.
- David still horrible at golf?
554
00:20:39,831 --> 00:20:41,134
- Yep.
- [Chuckles]
555
00:20:41,135 --> 00:20:43,653
Peter still horrible
but thinks he's great?
556
00:20:43,654 --> 00:20:44,954
Yep.
557
00:20:44,955 --> 00:20:47,223
Hey, listen, sweetie,
about the bonuses...
558
00:20:47,224 --> 00:20:48,758
I don't want you to worry, okay?
559
00:20:48,759 --> 00:20:51,093
You always get the most,
because you're my favorite.
560
00:20:51,094 --> 00:20:53,763
I know. [Chuckles]
561
00:20:53,764 --> 00:20:56,332
Wait, are you screwing with me, too?
562
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,367
Am I?
563
00:21:00,089 --> 00:21:05,741
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