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What's going on?
Why are you all sitting like this?
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Y-You've got visitors, sir.
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Mr Davies.
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Mr and Mrs Elliston
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are thinking of transferring
their daughter to the school.
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And she loves drama, so we thought
we'd pop in.
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Right!
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Welcome.
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So...
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Good morning, everyone.
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Good morning, sir.
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Right. Are you wearing slippers?
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Yes. Yes, I am. Now... Why are you
wearing slippers? It doesn't matter.
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Is it something to do with the space
mission, sir? No.
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But surely slippers would make it
difficult
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to get a sufficient purchase
on the space rock.
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Shut up!
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Thank you. It's got nothing to do
with the space mission, everyone.
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It was a little incident with my
neighbour's cat and my shoes.
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Did it poo in them? It was just
a wee,
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but it's an old cat so it properly
stinks.
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So where were we with the lesson?
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Dennis reckoned he could kick
an alien's nutsack off, sir.
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We don't talk about things like that
in here. Oh, we do. Often.
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Yes, and I've said you can't kick
anything's nutsack off
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and that's the end of it. You can,
sir! My uncle kicked a pig's off!
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Jesus! Did he? Yeah, it tried
to bite him!
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Yeah, well, they don't like being
cornered, do they, guys?
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Pigs do not like being cornered.
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Oh! Now... focus!
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What's happening with the lesson?
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You said we'd meet the alien lizard
king this lesson. Did you forget?
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No.
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Fuck it!
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The lizard king!
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Hello.
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I've never seen you eat, Brian.
It's so weird!
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Hmm. Shakira, could I have a little
pepper?
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Fuck off!
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First 10K run of the season
tomorrow, so I need the protein.
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Shakira's ripped you off, mate,
that is egg.
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Dominic says... Oh, here we go.
Pray silence for what Dominic says.
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Dominic says food is key to focus,
so I need it.
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And by the way, Jo, egg is protein.
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Right. And a pen is a house, is it?
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Dominic says I can go for my PB
tomorrow.
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"Hello, everyone, my name's Brian.
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"I used to listen to my friends,
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but now I'm too busy jog-dogging
with Dominic."
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Honestly, mate, you'd finger a swan
if he asked you to.
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Sorry, I just happen to find him
inspirational. Three cider quizzes on the bounce you've missed.
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You know I can't win with Jo,
she thinks ABBA is a person.
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Well, I can't go either, I'm moving
house. Since when?
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Mr Camol kicked me out for not
paying rent, no biggie.
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I've already got another place
sorted.
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Well, if I've lost you two,
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I truly have nothing left
in the world to lose.
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There's a mouthful left in that,
Shakira.
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Bob!
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Dan, you're being absurd, you're not
losing me to Dominic.
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It's him.
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"I'm giving you a lie-in tomorrow,
let's meet at 5.35.
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That's actually very good.
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That is very good. Very good.
That is....very funny!
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Right, fine, I won't go to cider
quiz either.
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I'll get an early night
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and I'll come to your running club
with you tomorrow morning.
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I don't think running club is for
you, Dan.
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Shorts?! What do you want
with shorts?
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I'm making a sports-themed quilt.
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Ohh, lovely! Obviously not.
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I'm joining Brian's running club.
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Don't be silly.
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Fuck off! I am. You can't go
running, you silly boy.
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Not with your big fat tummy
and twiglet legs.
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Oh, right, whereas you're ripped,
aren't you, Jessica Ennis?
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I thought a baby elephant had broken in last
week when you wore that sleeveless top.
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You have got some shorts, Daniel, but
they're from when you were at school.
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You can't go running in tight shorts,
it gives you a rash.
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You know it does. Listen, when I want
advice about pacing myself
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during the buffing of worthless
china tat, I'll come to you.
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Until then, get my shorts. What's
the fuss? Daniel's going running.
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Stop laughing!
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What time are you going to get up?
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5am.
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Wakey-wakey, Daniel. Rise and shine.
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Running time.
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Fuck!
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Fuck! Fuck!
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What the fuck are you doing?!
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You said you wanted to be woken up
early. What time is it? 2.30.
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I've only been asleep for an hour!
Why are you waking me up now?!
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I thought you might like to stretch.
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At five!
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Oh... God!
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You look dreadful!
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And why are you wearing slippers?!
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Sort yourself out before Dominic
gets here, he runs a tight ship.
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I'm shagged already, mate.
I barely slept last night.
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Shit! He's here. Behave.
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- Team!
- Hi, Dom. Hi, Dominic.
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Hi, Dominic!
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Hope you lot are ready for a beefing
today. Beef!
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Yeah! OK. Beef! Plate up.
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It's a crisp morning, puts me in mind
of Seoul '88.
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All right, here's how I read it,
we head up Hammer Hill,
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then get a rage on through the woods,
and I do mean rage.
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I can't have any half measures.
Watch... hot tea.
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Hot... tea! Beef!
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Beef! Yes! Come on! That's the way
we like it.
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What the fuck was that about?!
I'm trying to listen.
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Remember, you are in control.
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It all starts with the mind.
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Goodness, yes, commitment. Gosh!
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Beef! Beef! What's so special about
him?
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All he's done so far is pour tea on
the floor, big deal.
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Come to the staff room, mate, Shakey
O'Donnell's covered in the stuff.
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Dan, please. I just don't see what
all the fuss is about.
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He just seems like...
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Oh! Oh, my God!
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Dan. That's the biggest arse I've
ever seen!
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What was his sport, mate? It wasn't
fucking hurdles, was it?
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It's not that big. Brian, he looks
like a centaur!
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Look, this is precisely why I didn't
want you coming to running club!
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This is my sanctuary. It's huge!
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We could make money out of this.
All we need is a caravan.
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Shit! He's coming over. I swear,
if you mention his arse,
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I will never speak to you again.
Do you understand?
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Good one, men. Hey, new member alert.
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Friend of yours, Ben? It's Brian.
Hi, Brian. Hello.
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No, I'm Brian, this is Dan. Dan,
Ben, Brian, who gives a fuck?
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Great to have another pain addict on
board.
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Glad to see you made a start on the
cranberry.
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In Seoul we drank so much of this, we
pissed crimson.
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Wow! He just flicked the end of my
penis.
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Never miss. Come on, guys, lunge it!
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That arse is so ripe, it's going to
come off the vine, Brian!
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What's that? Looking forward to the
burn today, Dominic? Always.
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Where do you get your jogging bottoms,
Dom? I have to order them online,
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it's hard to find the right fit.
I bet it fucking is!
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Dominic, just to let you know,
I've got this old hamstring injury,
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I think it's playing up again. What?
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I said I've got a hamstring injury.
I think it's...
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No... you haven't.
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OK. Good.
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Thank you.
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See you on the road, yeah?
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It's mental here! I thought we were
just going jogging, mate.
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Already, I've discovered this red
nectar
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and I've seen you hypnotised by
a human baboon!
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I love running club!
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I'm going to do everything that
big-arsed man says. Look!
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It's not that big, OK! Stop ruining
running club!
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It's pretty big, Brian.
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Brian!
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Brian!
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Brian!
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Christ, how much of that cranberry
juice have you drunk?!
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It's really good for you, you heard
Dom.
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It doesn't mean you're supposed to
drink it all day.
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Now shut up! I'm trying to monitor
my heart rate.
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If I drink enough of it, I might get
a big magic arse.
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He hasn't got a big magic arse,
you idiot!
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I saw what he did, Brian. He cured
your leg with his arse.
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He's like a big-bummed Jesus!
OK, he has a method.
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I don't know what it is, I haven't
been invited for the one-to-one yet.
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Ah! What's the one-to-one?
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Dominic...
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Dominic's secret is so powerful, he
can only tell one man at a time.
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Sounds incredible!
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I totally understand why you're in
love with him.
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I'm not in love with him! You are!
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I am! I don't have time for this!
I'm going for my PB
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and Julia's expecting me back to do
the big shop.
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Brian.
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Brian.
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Oh, my God!
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You all right, boys? You out for
a run?
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Oh, fuck!
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I wish I knew you were coming round,
it's not quite ready yet,
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it's still a bit of a pigsty. Jo?
Yes.
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Is your new house a tent by
the road? Yes! Wicked!
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No, not wicked. It is weird, mate.
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Says the cranberry-guzzling fuckwit!
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Hey, listen, I didn't have a house,
now I have a house. Winner!
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It's a tent, you mad bitch!
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We should ask Dom what to do about
this.
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Dom would know what to do about
this. No! No, we shouldn't.
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Dom must never see this. Hey, guys.
Oh, fuck! Hi, Dom.
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Taking five? Just checking my pulse
rate. What's with the tent?
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Hello. I live here. Ah, a gypo!
Good luck to ya, live and let live.
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I don't really know her.
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I've had five cartons of cranberry
juice, Dom. Why?
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So I can piss crimson like they did
in Seoul '88. Well, all right, then.
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Oh! He got the tip again!
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Don't aim for where the dick is, aim
for where the dick is going to be.
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What does that mean? I think it...
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Dom, I think I've shaved five
seconds off my PB.
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You can't beat the crimson piss, Dan.
Keep it up.
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D-D-Dom, I think... my hamstring's
holding up, thanks.
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Glad to hear it, Ben! It's Brian.
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He seems really nice. He is.
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You should invite him to the
tent for drinks.
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Jo, you can't live in a fucking
tent!
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How you going to eat?
How are you going to eat?
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I'll forage. She'll forage.
This is insane!
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You have already ruined running club
and you...
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Dominic now thinks I hang out with
the big one from Bananarama!
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Brian! Why are you so stressed?
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And how have I ruined running club?
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I have totally embraced that
big-butt genius' way of life.
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Will you stop going on about
his arse!
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Someone's got himself into a tizz.
Yes.
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Here... I've popped a cranberry.
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You... idiot! Just stay away from
the club! Stay away from Dom!
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He's mine! He's mine! Argh! Oh, God!
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He's juiced me! Brian! Why?!
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Hey, Dan.
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What happened, get juiced?
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Felt like you were getting somewhere.
I messed up, Dom.
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I always do.
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We'll see about that.
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Get in. We're going to my place.
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The one-to-one!
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That's much better.
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Velour.
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Hello.
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Please don't be nervous, I'm not a
homosexual.
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Right-o.
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I used to be like you.
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Tall? A directionless loser, a fat
drop-out,
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a pointy-dicked, saggy-jowelled toss
stick. A...
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All right, mate! Let me guess.
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A woman, right?
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A woman you thought was there
for ever just upped and left you.
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Out of the blue.
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Gone.
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Just like that.
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And you don't know why.
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Yes! God, you are magic!
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I'm not magic, my pot-bellied
friend,
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I've just harnessed something,
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something that could change your
life.
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I can help you.
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I can give you what you need.
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But first... I have to know that you
want it enough.
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I don't know what it is that I need.
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You know what it is.
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I honestly don't know what it is.
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Ultimate control!
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You think I don't know about my arse?
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00:15:22,976 --> 00:15:25,855
Hmm? You think I don't know what
people say?
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You think I haven't heard the calls?
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"Silverback butt. Bubble bum.
Big icing-sugar-dusted peach!"
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00:15:34,736 --> 00:15:38,736
"The cock-and-balled Nicky Minaj!"
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00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:49,975
It is big. Of course I know.
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00:15:49,976 --> 00:15:53,095
None of these ornaments are more than
a week old.
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Every shit costs me ?300.
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But I don't care. And you know why?
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Because I have control, Dan.
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It's not about looking at my
behind...
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..it's about looking within.
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Teach me.
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Teach me, you massive-arsed guru!
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Oi! Come back here!
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00:16:47,936 --> 00:16:51,936
First of all, we centre ourselves
with the trigger.
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Look at me, Dan.
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When I pull the trigger finger,
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I have taught myself that the wild
horses of my mind are tamed!
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Do you believe it? Yes! Then express
it!
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Cure me with your arse!
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I feel the rush of control coursing
through my veins, Daniel!
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I don't understand, Dom!
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Do you want to see the power of
control? Yes!
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Then tell me your PIN number and pull
your shorts down! What?!
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Do it!
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1-9-6-8!
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Beef! Beef!!
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00:17:39,936 --> 00:17:42,815
I've been arrested. Clearly, Jo.
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Foraging. It's mental.
Jo, they told me what you did.
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Stealing a frozen chicken from a
shop
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can never be classified as a forage!
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00:17:50,016 --> 00:17:53,735
It's a modern forage. It's not a
modern forage, Jo. You stole!
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Don't wind me up! Just let me do the
talking.
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Well, well. Oh, God!
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You. Yes, it is.
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It's amazing the levels of
responsibility we're given, isn't it?
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Can I remind you, it was my friend
who insulted you.
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I don't know what you're talking
about.
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00:18:13,536 --> 00:18:17,495
Now you, chicken theft, very serious.
I was foraging!
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I said leave it to me. Shut up!
Look, mate, she's a nutter.
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00:18:21,216 --> 00:18:25,135
Let her go. Brian! I'm not a nutter,
I was hungry!
294
00:18:25,136 --> 00:18:27,175
Why are you so angry?!
295
00:18:27,176 --> 00:18:30,655
I came as quickly as I could. What's
happened? Forage nightmare, Dan.
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00:18:30,656 --> 00:18:33,495
Oh... hello, Officer. Yeah, yeah,
yeah.
297
00:18:33,496 --> 00:18:36,295
Might have known you'd be involved in
this little debacle.
298
00:18:36,296 --> 00:18:38,055
Now, let's process this 'king theft.
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00:18:38,056 --> 00:18:42,056
Theft? Jo stole a frozen chicken
from the supermarket.
300
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:47,656
OK... I'll handle this.
301
00:18:59,256 --> 00:19:01,855
I don't think we need to pursue this
any more, do we, Officer?
302
00:19:01,856 --> 00:19:05,175
I beg your pardon, I think you'll
find a crime has been committed.
303
00:19:05,176 --> 00:19:07,776
Oh! Hey! Eh, come on.
304
00:19:09,776 --> 00:19:12,935
Come on.
305
00:19:12,936 --> 00:19:15,535
There.
306
00:19:15,536 --> 00:19:17,255
Hmm!
307
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,176
Ooh, that's it.
308
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,655
Hmm. Yeah!
309
00:19:22,656 --> 00:19:25,575
What's your favourite memory? Oh!
310
00:19:25,576 --> 00:19:28,935
When they gave me the big special hat
with a badge.
311
00:19:28,936 --> 00:19:32,775
Yeah, hat. Hmm. Like a proper
grown-up policeman.
312
00:19:32,776 --> 00:19:35,175
Hmm. A big boy!
313
00:19:35,176 --> 00:19:38,735
Hmm. Yeah, a big boy! Ooh!
314
00:19:38,736 --> 00:19:42,736
We don't need to keep this silly
girl, Officer.
315
00:19:42,776 --> 00:19:46,455
Ooh! Let her go.
316
00:19:46,456 --> 00:19:50,456
Hmm. Yeah.
317
00:19:51,216 --> 00:19:53,895
OK, you can get your things,
318
00:19:53,896 --> 00:19:57,896
but don't be involved in anything
so silly again, OK?
319
00:19:59,696 --> 00:20:03,696
Take your trousers down and tell me
your PIN number.
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00:20:08,176 --> 00:20:10,975
6-0-7-9.
321
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,655
Into the cells.
322
00:20:12,656 --> 00:20:16,656
Yeah!
323
00:20:18,296 --> 00:20:19,895
Oh, my God!
324
00:20:19,896 --> 00:20:22,135
You saw Dominic? Yeah!
325
00:20:22,136 --> 00:20:24,495
He gave you the one-to-one. Yes!
326
00:20:24,496 --> 00:20:26,655
He was right, I'm going to be fine.
327
00:20:26,656 --> 00:20:30,495
You got the one-to-one?! I can't
fucking believe it!
328
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:34,496
Brian, calm down. Oh, fuck this! And
fuck you!!
329
00:20:37,456 --> 00:20:41,456
Weird. Very weird.
330
00:20:42,456 --> 00:20:45,415
Are you still coming back to mine
for the house warming?
331
00:20:45,416 --> 00:20:48,295
I've...
332
00:20:48,296 --> 00:20:52,296
..still got a potato.
I'd love to, Jo.
333
00:20:53,056 --> 00:20:56,015
I'm going to get my life back on
track.
334
00:20:56,016 --> 00:21:00,016
Hmm. Yeah.
335
00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:08,015
Are you all right?
I'm much more than all right.
336
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:10,175
What?
337
00:21:10,176 --> 00:21:14,176
Naomi, we're going to be OK! Dan...
Sorry, I...
338
00:21:14,456 --> 00:21:16,575
I mean, I'm cured. Dan.
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00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:20,335
I mean, it's going to take me a long
time to harness the power of the control,
340
00:21:20,336 --> 00:21:23,455
but I think I... I think I'm
different. Dan!
341
00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:25,095
Sorry, I'm talking, I'll stop.
342
00:21:25,096 --> 00:21:28,775
Because I can stop whenever I like
and then I can start and stop again.
343
00:21:28,776 --> 00:21:32,776
I'm seeing someone.
344
00:21:33,896 --> 00:21:37,775
What?! I've been...
345
00:21:37,776 --> 00:21:41,776
I'm seeing someone.
346
00:22:03,616 --> 00:22:06,935
Well... I...
347
00:22:06,936 --> 00:22:10,615
have shat myself.
348
00:22:10,616 --> 00:22:12,255
Apologies.
349
00:22:12,256 --> 00:22:16,256
I have had an awful lot of
cranberry.
350
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:20,536
And I'm very tired!
351
00:22:30,376 --> 00:22:33,575
Hello, darling.
352
00:22:33,576 --> 00:22:37,576
You're in my bed again!
353
00:22:38,336 --> 00:22:41,415
A man is at his most vulnerable in
his bed, Daniel.
354
00:22:41,416 --> 00:22:45,416
This is where you need a friend.
355
00:22:45,496 --> 00:22:49,335
You fucking nutter! You're upset.
356
00:22:49,336 --> 00:22:53,336
What happened? I explosively shat
cranberry in front of my ex.
357
00:22:53,736 --> 00:22:56,055
Oh, sweetheart!
358
00:22:56,056 --> 00:22:58,935
OK, get a good night's sleep.
359
00:22:58,936 --> 00:23:02,615
It'll all seem better in the morning.
360
00:23:02,616 --> 00:23:04,455
Spoons?
361
00:23:04,456 --> 00:23:08,015
Yep.
362
00:23:08,016 --> 00:23:12,016
Ooh!
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