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- Oh, man, he was right.
- He was just teasing you.
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Teasing me? Guy tells me I look like
Charles Laughton. He's teasing?
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Maybe he was talking
to somebody else.
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Son of a bitch
calls me Charles Laughton.
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- Charles Laughton was a terrific actor.
- Yeah, but he had, like, nine chins.
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- He had a huge, huge, chubby face.
- You are not getting a chubby face.
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Did you ever see Henry VIII?
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He would rip open half a goose
and eat it right there at the table.
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- You look gorgeous.
- I'm getting this double chin.
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- I'm telling you.
- Go like this. Now go like this.
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A little bit.
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Listen to those high notes.
I'm telling you.
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- I need you to taste this.
- Listen to this.
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That's a good finger.
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- What about the pasta?
- Pasta's good.
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- Really?
- Yeah. Listen to this.
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It's flat.
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- How is that flat? It's gorgeous.
- I mean the pasta. It's bland. It's flat.
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- It has no purpose.
- How much purpose could it have?
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There's nothing special about it.
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It's a noodle. We eat it
and get rid of it.
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- Yeah, but what's the point?
- Honey, do yourself a favor.
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Grab the ladle, give yourself
a little tap on the head.
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Does allspice really have
every spice?
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Yes. Everything except paprika.
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- Really?
- How do I know?
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- Why'd you make so much?
- Because Lisa's coming over.
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- I'm sorry?
- My sister's coming over for dinner.
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What?
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- I thought it was you and me tonight.
- You were fooled.
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- Better?
- Yeah. What'd you put in there?
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- Everything.
- That's what it needed. It's much better.
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- I mean, why doesn't she...?
- Just...
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- What a clever, clever girl.
- It means she's happy.
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Don't go hide in the bedroom.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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I'm famous. My shrink wrote a book.
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Manics?
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It's been done.
Mike Connors. Big hit.
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No, Manics.
Like more than one manic.
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Chapter 26. Weep for me.
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Chapter 26: "Edna on the Road
to Nowhere."
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- Who's Edna?
- Me, I'm Edna.
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Well, I can see
why you'd be so proud.
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How do you know it's you?
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"Resentful of her mother's
large breasts...
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...Edna doused her brassieres
in kerosene and ignited them."
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Oh, my God.
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- Your mother's got large breasts?
- When she was younger.
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- Then what happened?
- They went away. We don't know.
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- Isn't this great?
- Great? This is terrible.
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- Are you okay?
- Sure, I'm Edna.
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This is so sad.
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I know. It's the saddest chapter
in the whole book.
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What about this guy,
"Henry Out on a Ledge"?
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Nothing. Guy had a couple
breakdowns. Boo-hoo.
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Listen to this. Interesting.
"Edna's earliest sexual fantasy...
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...can be traced back to her youthful
preoccupation with clay."
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I just really don't need to know that.
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- This is tragic.
- I know.
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So why are you so happy?
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I'm on a road. I've never had
a road before.
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- She's got a road.
- But it's a road to nowhere.
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- At least it's a direction.
- You're right. You are.
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We should celebrate this.
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It's too spicy?
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Paul liked it. Didn't you?
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Or we could go out.
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I love hot wax.
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You know, it makes
a very tasty beverage too.
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- Here you go.
- I'm sorry, this is what?
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Right. That's your check.
Unless you want to get something else.
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- I thought we'd order dinner first.
- Oh, right.
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- What can I get you?
- Menus.
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- And some water.
- Menus and water.
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That'll be fine.
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"Edna's emotional growth
was thwarted...
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...by Stella's overbearing
and suppressive ways."
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- Oh, my God.
- I am gonna get a salad.
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This is serious. This is my family.
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Now it's out there in print
for the whole world to read.
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Mom would die.
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How is anybody gonna know
it's about your family?
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I'm hiring a publicist.
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Do you need more time?
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Yes, and menus.
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- And water.
- Menus and water.
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Lisa, you cannot let Mom read this.
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- I already sent her one.
- Are you nuts?
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That's not a term we like to use.
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She's gonna be devastated.
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"During Edna's adolescence,
it was Stella...
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...that suffocated her ability
to relate to others...
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...and tethered her..."
She was tethered.
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"...to a lifetime
of insecurity and neurosis."
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You're 33 years old. Give it up.
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Oh, this is interesting.
"And once Edna's sister got married...
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...Edna's screwy life
became a humongous burden...
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...on her very attractive
brother-in-law."
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Which I made up. I made it up.
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When are you gonna stop
blaming Mom for your life?
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- I don't blame Mom.
- Well, the book does.
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- No, the book blames Stella.
- Well, who is Stella?
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You are.
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- I'm Stella?
- Yeah.
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Meanwhile, your shrink
has got some schnoz, huh?
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- Look at that.
- How do you mean, I'm Stella?
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I don't know. I guess she couldn't
use "Jamie" for legal reasons.
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I don't believe this. I spend
half my life looking after you...
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...and this is what you think of me?
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I thought you'd be happy for me.
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Happy about what,
that you're publicly ridiculing me?
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Of course that's all you see.
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You don't see that
I'm getting recognition.
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As a mental patient!
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It kills you that I'm better
at something than you are!
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Honey, say something.
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What would that be?
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Something! How would you feel if you
were smeared all over this book?
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It's a stupid book written by
a stupid shrink with a big schnoz.
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- Look at the schnoz.
- He's in there. He's Raul.
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Where?
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Oh, look at this. "Stella and Raul."
Yeah, that makes sense.
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You take "Paul," you add a little leg
to the "P," You got "Raul." Clever.
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I can't believe that this is how you
describe me to your shrink.
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Look at this. "Stella and Raul
lived as though...
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...the world revolved around them."
Hey, I'm in here a lot.
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I suffocated your ability
to relate to others?
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You never liked my friends.
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She says I have a way about me.
Do I have a way about me?
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Yes.
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Menus.
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You never had any friends...
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...which is why I let you
hang around with mine.
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What about Cindy Cline? She was
my friend until you just took her over.
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She got sick of you.
She thought you were a flake.
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I had to jump in and do something
before she ditched you.
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Did it occur to you
that I may not need your help?
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Yeah, right.
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Ladies, how are we doing here?
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You know, I'm so overbearing.
Maybe you're right.
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- You'd be better off without me.
- Grow up.
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- I'll get some water.
- No, Lisa, you grow up.
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Let somebody else
do your laundry.
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Have somebody else fix you up.
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Eat dinner with somebody else
every other night.
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Fine. I'll hop in a cab right now
and I will go home.
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- Fine.
- Fine!
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Oh, you are pathetic.
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This isn't a favor.
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You're the one
who scared me out of subways.
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- Because I care about you!
- I don't need this!
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- Whoa, where's Edna going?
- I'm never speaking to my sister again.
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Yay.
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Could we get a check, please?
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No, Mom, I'm not going to call her.
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I know it's been three days.
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Let Lisa be the sane one.
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I don't think that's something
that'll happen.
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- Because she's an idiot.
- See, I say that, you get mad.
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Mom, stop it. We are not
gonna fight like this after you're gone.
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Say you're getting it out now so you
can enjoy yourselves when she's dead.
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I'm on the phone.
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I know.
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You know what? It's been 23 years.
I'm sick of hearing about her ant farm.
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Ma, hold on one second, okay?
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Sorry.
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Yeah, the thing about...
On page 47, about the diary.
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That wasn't even me. That was you.
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No, I'm not saying
you're a bad mother.
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Oh, nobody reads the footnotes.
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- Honey!
- Paul's calling me. I gotta go.
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- Oh, look what happened in here!
- I really, really have to go.
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- No, I am not gonna call her.
- Oh, look, I broke the big thing.
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Bye, Mom.
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- God. "The big thing"?
- I couldn't think of anything.
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- She called me "puerile."
- Well, meanwhile...
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...not to be whatever,
but I rather dig the fact...
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...that your sister's
not been around.
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Me too.
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There's no one calling us at 3:00 a.m.
To pick her up in Trenton.
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Nobody's coming over,
licking salt off our crackers...
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...and putting them back.
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- She's selfish, isn't she?
- Very selfish.
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- And she's petty.
- She's petty and selfish.
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- I'm gonna call her right now.
- And tell her what?
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All right. You're right.
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- Let her call me.
- Let her call you.
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- Lisa?
- Probably. She would call and hang up.
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She's the one who's puerile.
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- "Childish."
- That's what I thought.
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Look, you got to remember...
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... when I first startedsinging scat, nobody dug it.
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They didn't appreciatewhat I was doing.
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So who gave you the name"King of Scat"?
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I did.
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Can you do that? Are you
allowed to just declare yourself king?
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Yes, you are.
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What if there's another guy
and he says he's the king?
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Then they joust.
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Oh, I learned scatfrom my Uncle Cecil.
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Now, he was...
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His Uncle Cecil was a "prammatee"
and a dweezil bone?
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Unless this guy is lying.
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Back then, it was...
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- You understand what he's saying?
- Yes. Yes, I do.
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Back then, it was...
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"We would sing away
on the tips of our toes"?
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Look, if I tell you,
how are you gonna learn?
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Back then, it was...
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"Back then, we would send away
for our elbows."
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"We would sing towards our nose"?
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What?! What is he saying?
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Only the club in Houston
would pay them cash.
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Hey.
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Hi. What are you doing here?
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It's not like I've never
been here before.
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It's very much like
you've never been here.
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- Whatever. Hey, Warren.
- Hi, Edna.
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You read it?
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- I read it out loud.
- Me too!
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I thought that was you.
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Lis, see what
you can make of this.
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Back then, it was...
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Oh, yeah, that's true.
All the clubs in Houston did pay cash.
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- All right, all right.
- So, Pauly.
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- What?
- How's everything going at, you know.
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- The apartment?
- Wherever.
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- It's okay.
- Yeah, and how's Murray and...
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- The doorman?
- Whoever.
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She's good. Call her.
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- Why should I?
- Because you should.
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- Oh, you mean, because I'm wrong?
- No, I didn't say that.
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You know, I bet Sybil's sister
was proud of her.
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- Sybil who?
- You know, Sybil Sybil.
236
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:56,206
You know, the one with Sally Field,
but she had a book first too.
237
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,306
I don't think she had a sister.
238
00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:00,104
She must have had a cousin,
or someone...
239
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,406
...who wouldn't yell at her
in a restaurant...
240
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:05,642
...or ridicule her, or pick on her
and make her feel like a screwup...
241
00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:08,582
...just because she didn't have
a job, a boyfriend, or a pen.
242
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,253
- A pen?
- Yeah.
243
00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:13,482
Remember the time
she asked me for a pen?
244
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,854
I didn't have one.
I saw her roll her eyes.
245
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:18,394
So she rolled her eyes.
That's what she does.
246
00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:21,124
You don't have a pen.
That's what you do.
247
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,235
- Call her.
- I could get a pen if I wanted to.
248
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,530
I have always
said that about you. Yes.
249
00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:27,967
What's that gonna prove?
250
00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:31,106
I don't know what to tell you, Lis.
251
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:33,404
You shouldn't be talking to me.
Talk to Jamie.
252
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:34,637
- Talk to Jamie, huh?
- No.
253
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:39,148
She's only gonna agree with herself.
Why can't I talk to you for a while?
254
00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:41,816
Sure.
255
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:45,354
- Sure. So, what's new?
- I started my period 20 minutes ago.
256
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:46,957
Oh, good.
257
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:56,458
So, anyway, I say hello,
and she just hangs up...
258
00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:58,102
...like I don't know it's Lisa.
259
00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:01,728
- Two coffees.
- Wait. Where?
260
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,572
For here. Two coffees
for here, please.
261
00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:07,439
Oh, right. Okay.
262
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,547
- What's wrong?
- I think I'm getting a cold.
263
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:12,548
- Now!
- The heat's been off in my apartment.
264
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:15,744
- Have you called your landlord?
- Of course, I called my landlord...
265
00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:18,287
...but you know how they can
jerk you around.
266
00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:19,446
Want me to call?
267
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,388
And say what,
that you're my friend...
268
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,791
...and you're outraged
that I have no heat?
269
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:27,455
Yes. Call the tenants' association.
You want me to call?
270
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:30,659
- James, I am not Lisa.
- I know. Now.
271
00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:33,304
- I can take care of myself.
- I know. Now.
272
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,303
- You don't have to fix my life.
- I know.
273
00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:39,035
Fran, you're gonna blow it.
Let me just finish this.
274
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:54,115
Well, is he cute?
So go introduce yourself.
275
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,761
- Who are you talking to?
- Ira.
276
00:14:56,929 --> 00:15:00,126
Who do you think I'm talking to?
Lis, why would he not like you?
277
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:02,563
- What are you doing?
- She called, so I picked it up.
278
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,965
- What does she want?
- Hang on a second.
279
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,731
She thinks Liam Neeson
moved into her building.
280
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,035
Yeah, well, she thought she had
Lyndon Johnson for algebra.
281
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,507
Jamie.
282
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:13,906
- What? What about me?
- Nothing.
283
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,637
She wants to know
who I'm talking to.
284
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:19,215
Who does she think
you're talking to? My God!
285
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:23,947
Wow. Listen, I gotta go.
I'll call you tomorrow.
286
00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:26,614
I won't forget. All right. Bye.
287
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,657
Why is she calling
at 3:00 in the morning?
288
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:30,556
She always calls
at 3:00 in the morning.
289
00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:35,132
- She and her friend went to this thing...
- I don't want to know.
290
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,995
All right. What friend?
291
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:39,501
- Harriet.
- Which Harriet?
292
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,333
- I don't know.
- She knows two Harriets.
293
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:44,505
- The bulimic one.
- They're both bulimic.
294
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,111
Your sister knows
two bulimics named Harriet?
295
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,645
- Yes.
- What the hell are the odds of that?
296
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,913
- Where did they go?
- Some new club or something.
297
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:55,553
- Oh, God.
- Sounded pretty cool. They had snakes...
298
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,382
...and she thinks she saw
Ethel Kennedy.
299
00:15:57,556 --> 00:16:00,457
- Why are you encouraging her?
- I'm not. I'm just listening.
300
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,390
Do you know what it means
when she spends time with Harriet?
301
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:04,961
- Which one?
- Either one.
302
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:09,798
- I'm new to this world of Harriets.
- Well, I'm not, and I'm telling you.
303
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,766
- What? You're telling me what?
- Never mind.
304
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:15,737
Let her make her own mistakes,
and you can pick up the pieces.
305
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,239
- What pieces?
- You'll see.
306
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:18,933
There's always pieces with her.
307
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:21,102
- So why don't you do something?
- Like what?
308
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,713
Call her.
309
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:26,248
She doesn't need me.
She's got you and two Harriets.
310
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,010
The Harriets
are going to Disneyland.
311
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:31,384
Well, then I guess that leaves you.
312
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:38,997
Right here we put
in the Chet Baker footage.
313
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,825
- What did you have for lunch?
- I think...
314
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,299
Harriet. No, well, that's
the thing about crab cakes.
315
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:47,997
Oh, we don't even have that.
Did you call the lab yet?
316
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:51,233
- On what, my shoe?
- Hey, Lis, Lis...
317
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:54,038
Harriet, wait one second.
318
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:57,273
We need the phone, Lisa.
We are trying to work here.
319
00:16:57,449 --> 00:17:01,112
I'm gonna have to call you back.
Okay, what are we doing here?
320
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:04,585
Warren and I are trying
to cut the sequence and you are...
321
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,914
See, that's where I'm stumped.
I don't know.
322
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:11,085
- You mean, you want me to leave?
- No, I don't want you... It's just...
323
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:14,164
- I don't want to hog your time up.
- That's okay.
324
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:17,598
- Do you like this scarf?
- I like the scarf a lot. Yes.
325
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,994
I think it's too busy.
326
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,606
Leave her alone.
You know what, we can't even do that.
327
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:26,905
I'm wrong. We can't use the piece here
because the other stuff we have...
328
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,479
Don't you ever talk about
anything but movies?
329
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:33,209
No, we don't. So you know what?
If we're boring you, I would suggest...
330
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,354
- Oh, great. Now you're mad at me too.
- No, I'm not mad at you.
331
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:39,423
It's just that we're under
a lot of pressure here, you know?
332
00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,991
I know you're having a very
tough week. I understand.
333
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:45,597
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
Whatever you need, huh?
334
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:46,788
- Thank you.
- All right.
335
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,490
Will you go to the dentist with me?
336
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,837
- Hey.
- I just want you to know something.
337
00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:58,570
- Yes?
- You see this?
338
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,406
Four yearbooks from high school,
four yearbooks from college...
339
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,276
...three yearbooks from camp.
There are over 200 signatures here...
340
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,010
...and not one of them
said I was overbearing.
341
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,813
Well, that settles that, doesn't it?
342
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:11,581
I tried to call you and
Warren said you were with Lisa.
343
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,351
I had to take her to the dentist,
thank you very much.
344
00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:17,927
- Why did she need you there?
- Because you're not talking to her...
345
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,464
...and she says the laughing gas
makes her depressed.
346
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:23,692
Is she okay?
347
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,268
You see? You do miss her.
348
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,530
- Why would I miss her?
- Because she's your sister.
349
00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,731
- So what?
- So that's how it should be.
350
00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:32,900
I talk to you, and you talk to me,
but you should talk to Lisa.
351
00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:35,808
Lisa should talk to you about
her dentist and leave me out of it.
352
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:39,115
That's our world, and right now
our world is out of whack.
353
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:42,549
Well, you're gonna
have to get used to it.
354
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:46,721
I can get used to anything,
but it hurts me to see you so unhappy.
355
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:48,659
You are so full of crap.
356
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:53,426
Nevertheless...
Oh, come on, Stella!
357
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,726
- Don't call me Stella.
- I'm sorry. I was kidding.
358
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,000
Listen, don't make me
do this anymore.
359
00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:00,570
- Take her back.
- You can't handle her for one week?
360
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:02,568
- You're talking to her.
- I'm not calling.
361
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,733
You don't have to.
She's outside in the hall.
362
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,105
- What?
- They gave her too much Novocain.
363
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:11,113
I couldn't send her home like that.
Come here.
364
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:13,547
- All right, you hear that?
- Hear what?
365
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:17,985
She's saying to you,
"Jamie, I'm sorry." Right?
366
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,422
Either that or the club in Houston
pays her cash.
367
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,786
- Are you sorry?
- Are you sorry?
368
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:25,122
- What?
- Are you sorry?
369
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,788
- "Are you sorry?"
- Are you sorry?
370
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,991
I'm sorry, that's all I know.
I'm very sorry.
371
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,195
The stuff you said
in that book really stinks.
372
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:38,569
- "My shrink wrote that, not me."
- Well, where did she get it?
373
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,335
"I don't know.
I just lie there and gamble."
374
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:44,346
"Ramble." It's got to be "ramble."
375
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:47,484
"Half the time, my shrink's
not listening."
376
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,281
Did you tell her
that I was overbearing?
377
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:51,444
- Yeah.
- No.
378
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:52,783
Yes, yes.
379
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,423
"I didn't say there's
anything wrong with it."
380
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:59,826
So you like that I'm overbearing?
381
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,856
"Of course. That way
I can be underbearing."
382
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:06,101
Is that really what you just said?
383
00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:08,897
Well, then, I am sorry.
384
00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:11,269
- "Screw you"?
- Me too.
385
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:13,502
- You too?
- Yeah.
386
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:17,410
All right. You know what?
You're drooling on your beautiful shirt.
387
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,744
- She said, "It's your shirt."
- I know what she said.
388
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,679
Your skirt.
389
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:27,485
Wrong? "Al Hirt."
Something about Al Hirt.
390
00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:30,355
I don't know.
I don't know.
391
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,309
Here you go.
392
00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:49,140
Ursula, this is our bedroom.
393
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,646
Oh, right. Okay.
394
00:20:51,696 --> 00:20:56,246
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