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This is the 8:05
Holiday Express to Connecticut...
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making station stops
at New Rochelle...
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Stamford and New Haven.
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This was a great idea. Go to your folks'
the night before, beat the crowds.
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It was. Just everybody else
thought of it too.
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Excuse me.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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- Yeah, right.
- Wow.
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You are a ruthless woman.
You're entirely without ruth.
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-What are you doing?
-We came in the station this way, right?
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And Macy's was over there, which
means that Connecticut is this way.
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- Switch seats with me.
- Honey, what are--
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I can't ride backwards.
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This makes no sense at all.
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- All the seats facing this way.
- So?
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So they're not gonna have an
entire carload of people...
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backing their way into New England.
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Thankyou.
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Didn't see you. Sorry.
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Like I don't have enough problems
with my pelvis.
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Actually, these seats are taken.
We're waiting for someone.
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Aren't we all.
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- Honey, it's really--
- Excuse me.
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- What was that?
- Nothing.
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I just told her
we needed some private time...
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since we were going up
for your mother's funeral.
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It always works.
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- Why is it my mother?
- I don't know.
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I wanted the leg room. I had to
kill somebody. She came to mind.
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Allaboard!
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- When's dinner?
- What?
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Tomorrow. What time's
your family usually eat?
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I don't know. 3:00, 4:00.
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See, 'cause we would
always eat at about 1 :00.
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- There's hors d'oeuvres.
- And there's definitely turkey, right?
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No, we usually have
bologna sandwiches.
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- You never know with some people.
- Ofcourse there's turkey.
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Stuffing?
What kind ofstuffing?
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Oyster.
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- What?
- Shellfish within foul--
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It's delicious.
It's my cousin Susie's specialty.
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Which one is Susie? She's the one
with all the dead husbands?
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No, that's Beth.
And there were only three.
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- Which one is Arlene?
- You meanJeanette.
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- Which one isJeanette?
- The one you always call Arlene.
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See, this is why
we should've gone to my folks'.
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That way I'd know what I'm eating,
I'd know who I'm eating with.
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- Oh, God.
- Now what?
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Oh, is this funny.
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Look at this. I didn't think
you guys were going till tomorrow.
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- We wanted to beat the crowd.
- Us too. We're going to New Rochelle.
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- Is this a small world or what?
- Yes, it is, Mark.
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And it's getting smaller
every minute.
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Paul, sit next to Jamie.
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Ryan gets sick if he
has to ride backwards.
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- Oh, that's just silly.
- Trust me.
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Honey, come on.
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- Come here.
- Wow!
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That's some hat there, Ryan.
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He's gonna recite Hiawatha
for his grandma tomorrow.
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Ryan, you wanna show
everyone your poem?
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- Do I have to?
- No.
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Oh, thanks for saving me a seat.
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- Where were you?
- Food car.
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I love Thanksgiving.
What a pleasure.
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I see Mom and Dad. They awaken my eating
disorder just in time for the holidays.
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Where's that poundcake?
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- What are you doing here?
- I'm her boyfriend.
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- Since when?
- About an hour or so.
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We're very happy.
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Yep. I'm tired ofeverybody
torturing me about being single.
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Do you know what escort services
charge for the holidays?
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"By the shore ofGitche Gumee...
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by the shining Big-Sea-Water
stood the wigwam of Nokomis...
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daughter ofthe moon Nokomis."
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- So how did it happen?
- What?
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Us. My family's met you.
They know you're Paul's friend.
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Suddenly we're in love.
How did it happen?
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I make you laugh.
Isn't that what women always say?
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Keep thinking.
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New Rochelle.
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- That's us.
- This stop will be New Rochelle.
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- What about the wishbone?
- Is this gonna go on all night?
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Yeah, it is. I lived it.
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The first holidays, married,
away from your family.
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It creates a sort ofdisorientation.
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- I'm not disoriented.
- He's always like this.
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You'rejust a little tense.
It's natural.
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I remember the first time I took Fran
to my family for Thanksgiving.
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- She went completely manic.
- I wanted them to like me.
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And they would have.
Except, you know Fran.
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She kept pushing and pushing
till finally, my sister...
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she grabs me by the arm,
pulls me into the kitchen.
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- She looks me in the eye and says--
- What?
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- Nothing.
- No, Mark, I'm curious.
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What did she say?
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Nothing.
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It was years ago.
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She loves you now, okay?
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Okay. Happy Thanksgiving,
everybody.
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We're gonna take off. We'll see you
all in a couple ofdays, all right?
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Come on.
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Please, we're almost there.
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Don't start. Please, let's go.
Okay? Please?
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Fine. All right. You do what you want.
I swear to God, I'm going.
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All right? Here I go.
I'm going.
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All right, fine.
We'll get offat Stamford.
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I'll call Marvin.
He'll pick us up.
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I'm not setting foot
in that woman's house.
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She has had it in for me
from day one.
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Did I tell you about
the fruit compote at the Seder?
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She slipped.
It was an accident.
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It is a miracle I am still alive.
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- Your whole family--
- All right. That's it. Fran, come on.
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Ryan, stay here.
Mommy and I are going to the--
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to the fighting car.
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- Watch it there.
- It's fun!
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Yeah, well, just remember, you start out
laughing, you end up crying.
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- What does that mean?
- It means you start out laughing...
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you're horsing around
and boom, tragedy ensues.
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My parents used to say it
to me all the time.
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God, that explains so much.
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- Do something.
- What?
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I'm bored. Do something.
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- How's that?
- Stupid.
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Your turn.
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- You wanna hear a story?
- No.
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Good. This is the story
ofthe first Thanksgiving.
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I have to make.
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Your turn.
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You can't hold it in
for one hour? Be a man!
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Stamford.
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Next stop will be Stamford.
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How.
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Your wife said to tell you
she's in the food car with her sister.
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Hey, how did Lisa
talkyou into this?
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She's a friend.
She needed a favor.
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- So, you know, I just figured--
- What?
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- How much? How much?
- Fifty bucks.
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Hey, no cutting!
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No problem, champ.
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Great kid.
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- When are you gonna get yourselfone?
- Thankyou.
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Like I'm not gonna hear
enough ofthat tomorrow?
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You should.
I've been thinking about it.
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- You?
- Yeah.
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Maybe it's time I get
past my fear of intimacy.
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I'm seriously considering donating
my sperm to an anonymous Lesbian couple.
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That'll be nice. Turning your hobby
into something useful.
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Exactly. Till the right thing
comes along. If it does.
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Oh, hey, it will.
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Yeah, maybe.
But how do you know?
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Like with you andJamie.
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What made you say, ''This is it''?
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A veal chop. Seriously.
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One ofour first dates,
we go out to dinner, we're talking.
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The waiter comes over,
and without batting an eye...
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she goes,
''I'll have the veal chop.''
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- Wow.
- Exactly.
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Not a salad
like all the others.
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Not a little girlie
wedge of melon.
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Meat. She gets
a huge chunk of meat.
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The way she went after
that chop, I thought...
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''That's a person who knows
who she is.
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That's a woman I could love.''
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- A veal chop?
- It was our third date.
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I already knew
it wasn't going anywhere.
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So we went out to dinner,
and I decided, what the hell...
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I'm just gonna order the most
expensive thing on the menu.
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I'm never gonna see
this guy again anyway.
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So, we ate,
and he walked me home...
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and just as I was about
to tell him that this was it--
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You fell in love.
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- I got sick.
- From the veal?
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Apparently.
I mean, really sick.
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I mean,
I threw up on his shoes.
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- Most guys hate that.
- I know.
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He came in with me.
He stayed there all night.
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He held my hand. He brought me tea.
He was so sweet.
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Actually, it was
kind ofdisgusting.
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But then the sun came up,
and I fell asleep.
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- And I fell asleep.
- We woke up, and it was night again.
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- And there we were.
- And here we are.
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- That's it?
- That's it.
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I'll just tell them
he makes me laugh.
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Take care.
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What happened to you?
We're almost in New Haven.
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- There was a line. Who was that?
- Hap Evans. Do you believe it?
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-No kidding. Who is that?
-I told you about him. From high school.
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He was the lead in The Music Man
when I was in the orchestra.
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- What were you doing in the orchestra?
- Playing the cello.
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- You don't play the cello.
- I used to.
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-How come I don't know this?
-It's weird, running into him like that.
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The last time I saw him was
the big Thanksgiving dance in 1 979.
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I caught him flirting
with Marcia Dixon.
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I just threw his engagement
ring right in his face.
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- You were engaged before?
-J ust for a couple of months.
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- To someone named Hap?
- Didn't I tell you this? I must've.
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When we broke up, I was devastated.
I thought I'd never get over it.
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- After the three weeks in the convent--
- I'm sorry. The convent?
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It wasn't an actual convent. It was
like a preparatory thing for novices.
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- You were gonna be a nun?
- Yeah. I was very confused.
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I'll say.
You're not even Catholic. Gee.
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See? This is why I don't like
to leave the apartment.
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Fran was right. Between this and the
oyster stuffing, I'm very disoriented.
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- Where are Fran and Mark?
- They must be somewhere.
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They wouldn'tjust run off
and leave Ryan like that.
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New Haven.
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New Haven will be the next
and final stop.
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- Forget it. It's been done.
- We'll change it a little.
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- We'll tell them it was a pork chop.
- Fine.
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We'll just take the next train
back to New York.
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We'll spend Thanksgiving at home,
eating your kugel and seething.
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I am spending it with my loved ones,
which you are not one ofat this moment.
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Like you're gonna find a flight
to Boca Raton at this hour.
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My mother is not my only loved one.
Is she,James?
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No, no, no, no.
Oh, you meant--
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- I would love to.
- Thankyou. That's very generous.
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- I did not hear them invite you.
- It was implied, wasn't it?
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Yeah. Sure.
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How touching. Can wejust get going?
I'm starving.
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I want to get to that mince pie
before Daddy does.
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Did she say ''mince pie''?
You guys don't have pumpkin?
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- Come on.
- New Haven.
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This is New Haven.
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Last stop.
Have a happy holiday.
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- Yeah, easy foryou to say.
- It's myjob.
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This is the 91 9 Constitution
to New York...
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making station stops
at Stamford, New Rochelle...
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- Are you gonna move that thing?
- and Penn Station.
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Fine.
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- Look--
- Shut up!
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It was all my fault,
sweetheart.
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No, pookie. It was me.
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You really thinkyou can start
playing this again?
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That's good.
It's good to have a hobby.
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And music is something else.
Music is-- you know.
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'Cause music really
fills the silences.
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Okay, so my mother
sent a few things.
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It was an act, a gesture.
People do that--
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She Federal Expressed a turkey!
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I think it went very well.
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I mean, your folks are great.
They were so happy for us.
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Yeah, all in all,
I'd say it went very well indeed.
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I ndeed it did. Until you called
everyone into the living room...
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to announce our engagement.
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All aboard!
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She sent a few things.
It was an act of love.
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- It was an insult.
- You wanna talk about insults?
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- I was insulted plenty today.
- When?
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''When?'' Like maybe when
your old pal Hap stopped by.
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How do you think that felt...
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having to watch the two ofyou perform
the entire score of The Music Man?
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And I'll tell you
something, babe.
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''76 Trombones''
was not written for the cello.
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- Says who?
- The title.
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And the fuss your parents
made over him.
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Your father has never once invited me
to play golfwith him.
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Hap plays golf. You don't.
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That's not the point.
J ust once I'd like to feel welcome.
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We played your stupid
wishbone game, didn't we?
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Well, excuse me for trying to bring
a little bit of myselfto the party.
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You didn't bring yourself.
You weren't even there.
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Well, wherever I was,
I'm sure I was having a better time.
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- Too far?
- Oh, yeah.
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Who cares what you tell them?
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Tell them it didn't work out.
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You do realize my cousin Beth's
already planning the shower?
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Selby, switch seats with me.
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- Gladly.
- Fine.
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- How did she pack this?
-J ust get that out of my face.
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All I wanted was to have a peaceful,
happy Thanksgiving.
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- Is that too much to ask?
- Yes. When are you gonna learn?
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Ever since I was a little girl,
I dreamed ofthe day...
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I'd bring my husband up to
Mom and Dad's for Thanksgiving.
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- That was your dream?
- Yes. One ofthem.
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And I'm the one on Prozac.
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I liked being engaged to Lisa.
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Yeah. She seemed
real happy about it too.
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It felt so good to have someone.
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You know, being in the middle
ofall that warm family stuff.
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Yeah.
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Guess I just didn't
want it to end.
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I don't know what I'm gonna
tell her dad on Sunday.
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Why? What's Sunday?
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He invited me to play golf.
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- What's up?
- I don't wanna interrupt.
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Even ifyou are the last friends
I have on this train.
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I'm gonna wander.
Wanna sit?
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- Are you sure?
- Sure.
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Nice way to kick off
the holidays, huh?
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- It'll get better. You'll see.
- When?
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This should be a magical time.
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Miracles, world peace.
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I'd settle for finding
a cab at Penn Station.
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What am I doing with this thing?
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Hey, you were fabulous today.
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Thanks.
What did you think of Hap?
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He's no Robert Preston.
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He is no Paul either.
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I know.
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I just wish this whole day
could start over again.
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I just wish this whole day
could start over again.
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Yeah.
I love the holidays.
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I thinkyou missed
an essential point right there.
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Anyway, I love the train.
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Riding the rails through the night.
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Makes me feel likeJack Kerouac.
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You know he died ofa stomach hemorrhage
while opening a can oftuna fish?
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Well, itjust goes to show you.
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You gotta live in the moment
and keep moving on.
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Anything else is just
riding backwards.
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I'm just--
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I know. Me too.
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See, I don't get that
you really mean it.
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You're forgiven.
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- What do you mean, I'm forgiven?
- You are.
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- For what?
- For all of it.
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All ofwhat?
What did I do?
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- I don't understand.
- Ifyou don't know what you did...
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- how can we possibly--
-J ust really forget it.
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J ust forget it.
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Fine.
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Do something.
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- What?
- I'm bored. Do something.
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- Want me to tell you a story?
- No.
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Good. This is the story
ofthe first Thanksgiving.
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This is once upon a time,
many, many, many, manyyears ago.
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- How many?
- Many.
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There was a group of people
called the Pilgrims, see?
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And they set sail from their home
looking for a new land.
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- Why?
- I don't know why.
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'Cause they wanted a change.
Do you want to hear the story or not?
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- No.
- Good. So they get to their new home...
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and they're walking around...
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and they go, ''This is great.''
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All ofa sudden,
out ofthe woods comes...
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this other group of people,
the I ndians.
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So right away, there's trouble.
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- So the head Pilgrim--
- What was his name?
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Ed.
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I'm thinking Ed. So Ed
goes over to the head I ndian...
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and says, ''What are we gonna do?
We got some trouble here.''
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I ndian says, ''I don't know. Maybe
we should eat for six hours in a row.''
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- What'd they eat?
- They ate everything.
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I mean, they had turkey,
kugel...
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oyster stuffing...
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and Hiawatha's mother...
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FedExed a lovelyJello-O mold.
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What an ''asehole.''
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It was a gesture.
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But the point is...
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that they had come together...
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and they knew that they
were in this thing together...
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for the whole nine yards...
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no matter what.
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And for that they gave thanks.
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- The end.
- Do something else.
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Honey, youreallyneed
a trombone on this.
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Trustme.
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