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Excuse me.
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Hey, that's-that's my sofa.
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Okay.
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Hey-- What are you
doing with my sofa?
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The lady upstairs.
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Yeah, get it.
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Now you.
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No, you aren't.
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Hi!
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Daddy.
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Hi.
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Girls, look at your dad's face.
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What the-- What the hell?
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Oh, you had to get new stuff.
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All of that shit was horrible.
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Daddy, we got rid
of the ugly couch,
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the ugly table and all
the ugly chairs.
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Where are we gonna get-
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Where are we
gonna get new-
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Where am I gonna get new stuff?
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I don't know, that's
your problem,
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but that shit had to go, man.
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Oops.
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Louie.
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You're gonna thank me someday.
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I gotta get the kids
to their mom's,
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Are you mad that
I threw away your house?
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Okay.
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Look, we still gotta
get going, all right?
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So girls, get your stuff
and say goodbye to Pamela.
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Pamela should come with us.
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Yeah, you can meet Mommy.
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Yeah, that's a great idea.
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That's such a good idea,
you can meet Mommy.
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Okay, okay.
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Okay, "one smart
fellow, he felt smart."
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Okay, I can do it, ready?
"One smart fellow, he felt smart."
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"One-One smart
fellow, he smelled-"
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No.
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"One smart fellow,
he felt smart."
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Oh, I did it, I
did it, I did it.
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You said
he smelled farts--
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One smart fellow, he felt smart.
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He felt-
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He smelled farts.
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That's not the
nice word to use.
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One smart fellow, he--
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One fart--
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hello, what did I miss?
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Nothing, nothing.
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This is Pam, Pamela.
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Oh, hi.
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This is Janet.
Hey.
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Hi, Janet.
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Hi, I've heard.
Nice to meet you.
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Thanks, come on in.
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Patrick.
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Hey.
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Hey, this is Pamela.
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This is Patrick.
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Hi, Patrick.
Pamela, nice to meet-
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Really nice to meet you.
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Likewise.
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Jesus Christ,
is it always like this?
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Pretty much.
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Go Lilly!
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Woo!
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Yes, it's all.
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Well, yeah.
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It's all-
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We're all-
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We're all parents, so...
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Okay.
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I gotta ask you a question.
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What?
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How is your
ex-wife black?
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What, I can't marry
a black woman?
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You can marry a green elephant.
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The question is, how the hell is
she the mother of those almost
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translucent
white girls of yours.
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Oh, her mom is white.
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Oh, well, then, her mom must
have had those kids,
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because Janet is not their mom.
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Yes-- Yes, she is.
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Did you see them being born?
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Did you see those little
white babies come out
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of her juicy black pussy?
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Because I think she stole them.
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Or something happened.
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Oh.
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Oh, he's all serious now.
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Aww...
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Come here.
Where?
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Come here.
Where?
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Lay down-- lay down.
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What are you doing--
what are you doing?
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We're gonna do it now
on the empty room floor.
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And then we're gonna get
you some furniture.
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I didn't know.
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Oh, God.
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What am I
supposed to do--
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Shh!
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Sorry.
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Just look around and
see what you like.
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Look at this.
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This is gorgeous.
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It's kind of big and--
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No, it's-- It's nice.
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These are kind of nice.
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What if I had those two?
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Those are
like, gynecological.
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Look at this.
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I'm gonna touch this
just because I shouldn't.
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What is this?
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Which one?
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Get those off your
face right now.
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Look at that, look at that.
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What?
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That mirror, that
old mirror clock.
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It's 19th century French.
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That is frickin' so cool.
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I hate that.
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I hate that.
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I wanna get that for her.
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Okay.
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How much--
How much is it?
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495.
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Okay, I don't want to get it.
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Sorry.
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You don't wanna get it?
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No, thank you, though.
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Okay.
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This is gonna be a lot of fun at
some point, we have some very
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talented people at the show.
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This is weird
because you've never-
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I've never-You've never
seen me do this before.
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What?
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You're fine.
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Come here.
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What, do I have something?
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No.
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I just think you like this.
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And outerwear.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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please welcome to
the stage, Mr. Louis C.K.
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Uh, hi, everybody,
how are you doing?
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I saw a dog and he had a
sweater on and on the side
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of his sweater, it said,
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"Please don't pet me,
I'm working."
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And I thought,
there's no way he wrote that.
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There's no way.
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Somebody walked up and wrote
some shit on his sweater.
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What's wrong with you?
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You didn't laugh--
You didn't laugh one time.
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That's because
you were staring at me.
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It made me nervous.
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How am I supposed to
laugh when the funny guy
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is staring right at me?
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I was trying to check
if you're laughing.
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So this is what you
guys do, like,
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just hang out
here after the shows?
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Yeah, do a set, have some
falafel, go home.
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So what's the suicide
rate for comedians?
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Like 76% per capita,
around there?
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Actually, clinical depression is
a big problem amongst comedians.
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Most of it is caused
by Louie's act.
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And his face!
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What's up, fellas?
Hey, Marc.
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What's going on?
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Uh, my show got picked up.
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What?
Yes.
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That's great.
Yeah.
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That's amazing.
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Full season, full season.
Kid's gonna be famous.
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That's really great, man.
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His own show.
Thanks, man.
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What?
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You're not happy for me?
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Yeah, sure I am.
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Wow.
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That is disappointing, man.
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I mean...
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I'm not gonna let it take
away from how good I feel,
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but you are--
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You are certainly not adding
anything, either.
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Look, Marc, I'm happy for you.
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That's not-- If you're not
picking up on that,
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then I'm sorry.
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Oh, wow.
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That's really nice, Lou.
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That is the sweetest thing
anyone's ever said to me,
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thank you so much.
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Do you remember--
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Do you remember that we were
best friends back when we were
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coming up together?
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Do you remember that?
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I was washing dishes.
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You were working at some,
like, phone line or something?
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And we--
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We were doing comedy and we
sucked at it, but we loved it
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and we were there
for each other.
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Do you remember that?
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Yeah, I remember.
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Look.
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You know, I know that--
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You know, I'm just gonna say it.
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You know, things are
going pretty well for me.
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Last couple years
have been great.
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And now you don't talk to me.
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You think that's easy for me?
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I mean, I went
through a divorce.
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One of my cats is probably dead.
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I could've used a friend, man.
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And I'm not sure I wouldn't be
acting the same as you if I were
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in your position,
I'm not saying that.
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What I am saying is, you've
been a shitty friend.
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And it hurt me.
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Why don't you two get
a room already?
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It's like the worst night ever.
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Why?
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'Cause that cute guy got his own
sexy show instead of you?
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No, you know what?
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'Cause he's right, I'm a bad friend.
What?
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I'm a shitty, bad friend.
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You're not a bad
friend, that's bullshit.
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I'm a bad guy, I'm a bad friend.
No.
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The reason-- I wasn't there for him.
No.
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What?
I'm a bad friend.
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You're not a bad friend.
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You're not a bad friend.
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It's just--
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You can't handle his success
because you're not happy with
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you own life.
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You're not satisfied.
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You're anxious and you're hungry
and you know, I mean, it's like,
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it's show business,
it's a tough racket.
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What does that guy want?
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Flowers from poor people
the second he gets rich?
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Screw that guy, I hated him.
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But I don't like being--
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I don't like the feeling that
I'm jealous, I don't like the
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idea that I'm a jealous person.
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So do something about it.
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I don't want to
look at my---
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I don't want to be
one of those--
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What? Do what?
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Just go get on TV, go get
a show and be a star.
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It's that simple, right?
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Yes, it is exactly that simple.
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No, it-- Okay,
I'll go get a TV show.
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Yes.
Okay?
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Look, that guy is not special.
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He used to wash dishes, okay?
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And he's some nebbish
southwest Jew, you're a--
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I-don't-know-what
from wherever,
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none of you guys
are special or magical,
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some of you are luckier and some
of you work harder than others.
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So you have to decide.
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You just gotta decide
to go on TV, get a show,
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be a star and then you and your
friend can go lick each other's
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balls and leave
everybody alone already.
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Oh, that's the face.
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Don't make the face!
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Don't make the face!
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Oh, God.
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Okay.
269
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,220
All right, big guy.
270
00:13:27,756 --> 00:13:30,458
All right, that's nice.
271
00:13:39,494 --> 00:13:43,697
Um, you want a plate
of jelly with a spoon?
272
00:13:43,765 --> 00:13:48,736
Is that what your kind eat?
273
00:13:48,803 --> 00:13:51,505
People?
274
00:13:51,573 --> 00:13:53,107
Should we have some Bulleit?
275
00:13:53,174 --> 00:13:55,042
Yes.
276
00:13:55,110 --> 00:13:56,644
Let's have some Bulleit.
277
00:14:20,001 --> 00:14:21,301
What?
278
00:14:22,771 --> 00:14:24,972
I love you.
279
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,540
Yeah?
280
00:14:26,608 --> 00:14:29,977
Yeah, I love you.
281
00:14:30,045 --> 00:14:31,545
Okay.
282
00:14:31,613 --> 00:14:32,579
That's...
283
00:14:32,647 --> 00:14:33,781
I--
284
00:14:33,848 --> 00:14:36,050
Pamela.
285
00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:37,518
I love you.
286
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:41,021
Yes, I heard, I heard it.
287
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,357
So say something.
288
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:47,494
I love you.
289
00:14:47,562 --> 00:14:49,630
I...
290
00:14:49,698 --> 00:14:54,168
Something people.
291
00:14:54,235 --> 00:14:56,370
Pamela.
292
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,138
Pamela.
293
00:14:58,206 --> 00:14:59,573
Stop, stop.
294
00:14:59,641 --> 00:15:00,607
Stop?
295
00:15:00,675 --> 00:15:01,642
Yeah, stop--
296
00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:06,180
Trying to have sex
with me to avoid me.
297
00:15:06,247 --> 00:15:11,177
Oh, my God, what do you want?
298
00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:13,613
I want what couples say.
299
00:15:13,681 --> 00:15:17,117
I want you to say things to
me, like that you love me
300
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,551
and you're my girlfriend
301
00:15:18,619 --> 00:15:23,990
and I want you to kiss me
and put your face on mine
302
00:15:24,058 --> 00:15:26,059
and stare at me.
303
00:15:26,127 --> 00:15:27,994
Ew.
304
00:15:28,062 --> 00:15:29,529
See, you can't do it.
305
00:15:29,597 --> 00:15:31,598
No, I don't want to do it.
306
00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:32,932
Why?
307
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,835
Because it's gross
and disgusting.
308
00:15:35,903 --> 00:15:36,970
Feelings are?
309
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,171
Yes.
310
00:15:38,239 --> 00:15:39,472
Yes.
311
00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:44,477
Feelings are gross and boring
and rude and too private
312
00:15:44,545 --> 00:15:48,014
and yuck!
313
00:15:48,082 --> 00:15:49,682
Do you hear yourself right now?
314
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,918
Yes, I hear myself
perfectly well.
315
00:15:51,986 --> 00:15:52,919
Wait, hang on.
316
00:15:52,987 --> 00:15:53,887
Testing.
317
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:54,921
One, two?
318
00:15:54,989 --> 00:15:55,922
Am I coming in clear?
319
00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:56,923
Am I coming--
320
00:15:56,991 --> 00:15:58,792
Yes, all good here.
321
00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:00,059
You're an asshole, you're an asshole.
Can you hear you right now?
322
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,027
You're an asshole.
323
00:16:01,095 --> 00:16:02,061
I'm--
324
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,096
What.
325
00:16:03,164 --> 00:16:04,464
You're an asshole.
326
00:16:04,532 --> 00:16:06,432
You're an asshole.
327
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:07,581
I don't like you right now.
328
00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:08,668
I don't like you right now.
329
00:16:17,178 --> 00:16:19,078
Oh.
330
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,079
No.
331
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,688
Women.
332
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,467
Hello?
333
00:16:41,535 --> 00:16:43,002
It's Pamela.
334
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,805
Yeah, I know, stupid, everybody
knows who everybody is now,
335
00:16:45,873 --> 00:16:46,906
'cause it's--
336
00:16:46,974 --> 00:16:47,974
Hey!
337
00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:49,475
What?
338
00:16:49,543 --> 00:16:51,044
Come back here.
339
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,213
Come back right now, okay?
340
00:16:55,196 --> 00:16:56,950
Okay.
341
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:57,951
Okay, I'm coming.
342
00:17:02,492 --> 00:17:04,059
Hello?
343
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,364
Pamela?
344
00:17:15,071 --> 00:17:16,872
Hello?
345
00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:19,308
In here!
346
00:17:21,778 --> 00:17:22,611
Here?
347
00:17:22,679 --> 00:17:23,679
Are you in there?
348
00:17:23,747 --> 00:17:24,680
Yes.
349
00:17:24,748 --> 00:17:26,782
Come in here, please.
350
00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:28,250
Okay.
351
00:17:33,156 --> 00:17:34,757
Hi.
352
00:17:36,993 --> 00:17:40,662
Hi.
353
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:43,265
Remember?
354
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:46,160
Yeah.
355
00:17:46,228 --> 00:17:48,496
Take your clothes
off and get in.
356
00:17:56,238 --> 00:17:57,705
Come on.
357
00:18:17,092 --> 00:18:18,592
What's wrong?
358
00:18:19,561 --> 00:18:21,028
I--
359
00:18:21,096 --> 00:18:22,530
I just--
360
00:18:22,597 --> 00:18:24,131
You don't wanna
take your shirt off?
361
00:18:24,199 --> 00:18:27,034
Well, I never did yet with you.
362
00:18:27,102 --> 00:18:28,102
I've never--
363
00:18:28,169 --> 00:18:29,803
You've never seen me
with my shirt off.
364
00:18:29,871 --> 00:18:33,040
I very strategically always had
it on whenever we did anything
365
00:18:33,108 --> 00:18:34,408
and I...
366
00:18:34,476 --> 00:18:37,311
Louie, that's your body.
367
00:18:37,379 --> 00:18:41,248
Don't be ashamed, you should be
proud, Papa, you're a big bear.
368
00:18:41,316 --> 00:18:43,350
You're awesome.
369
00:18:43,418 --> 00:18:45,085
Come on, off with the shirt.
370
00:18:49,324 --> 00:18:52,293
Okay.
371
00:18:55,196 --> 00:18:59,033
Oh, no!
372
00:19:00,101 --> 00:19:01,268
Oh, forget it.
373
00:19:01,336 --> 00:19:02,670
Forget it.
374
00:19:02,737 --> 00:19:05,406
I am kidding,
I'm kidding, seriously.
375
00:19:05,473 --> 00:19:07,007
I'm kidding, Louie.
376
00:19:07,075 --> 00:19:08,642
Seriously.
377
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:10,277
I want you to get in.
378
00:19:10,345 --> 00:19:11,512
You're turning me on.
379
00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:14,448
I'm totally wet right now.
380
00:19:14,516 --> 00:19:16,717
Okay, I see where this is going,
forget the whole thing.
381
00:19:16,785 --> 00:19:18,018
No, no, no, no!
382
00:19:18,086 --> 00:19:19,447
I'm just playing,
I'm just playing.
383
00:19:19,487 --> 00:19:21,155
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please.
384
00:19:21,222 --> 00:19:23,223
Please, Louie.
385
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:25,993
Please, I want you to
get into this tub with me.
386
00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:38,172
- Okay, now, really get in or put some pants on,
'cause holy shit. - Yeah, okay, let's go.
387
00:19:40,909 --> 00:19:42,176
Oh, God.
388
00:19:42,243 --> 00:19:44,478
Okay.
389
00:19:47,082 --> 00:19:49,350
My God!
390
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:51,875
Oh, no!
391
00:19:51,943 --> 00:19:54,845
Oh, my God!
392
00:19:54,913 --> 00:19:55,879
Oh!
393
00:19:55,947 --> 00:19:56,880
Oops.
394
00:19:56,948 --> 00:19:57,848
I'm sorry.
395
00:19:57,916 --> 00:19:58,882
It's okay.
396
00:19:58,950 --> 00:19:59,883
I'm sorry!
397
00:19:59,951 --> 00:20:00,951
It's okay.
398
00:20:01,019 --> 00:20:02,085
It's okay.
399
00:20:02,153 --> 00:20:03,120
I mean, come on.
400
00:20:03,188 --> 00:20:04,755
It's okay.
401
00:20:04,822 --> 00:20:08,759
There's nothing left.
402
00:20:08,826 --> 00:20:11,195
Doesn't this feel nice?
403
00:20:11,262 --> 00:20:13,830
Yeah.
404
00:20:13,898 --> 00:20:16,667
Come here, turn around.
405
00:20:16,734 --> 00:20:18,902
Okay.
406
00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:24,908
Oh, Jesus.
407
00:20:24,976 --> 00:20:26,476
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
408
00:20:26,544 --> 00:20:29,913
Okay.
409
00:20:29,981 --> 00:20:30,881
Good?
410
00:20:30,949 --> 00:20:32,883
Yeah.
411
00:20:34,419 --> 00:20:36,920
Okay.
412
00:20:36,988 --> 00:20:40,724
So, tell me something.
413
00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:42,559
What?
414
00:20:42,627 --> 00:20:53,036
Well, you like saying things and
talking about romantic feelings.
415
00:20:55,373 --> 00:20:57,574
So...
416
00:20:57,642 --> 00:21:00,611
Tell me about kissing.
417
00:21:00,678 --> 00:21:03,213
Tell me about your first kiss.
418
00:21:03,281 --> 00:21:04,314
My first kiss?
419
00:21:04,382 --> 00:21:06,583
Like, the first time
I ever kissed a girl?
420
00:21:06,651 --> 00:21:08,885
Sure.
421
00:21:08,953 --> 00:21:12,923
Okay, well, her name was Laurie.
422
00:21:12,991 --> 00:21:14,992
I was in eighth grade
and she was--
423
00:21:15,059 --> 00:21:19,429
She was like an
upper-echelon social girl.
424
00:21:19,497 --> 00:21:22,299
Like, I was not in her world.
425
00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:25,135
And one day, I'm at my locker,
and she walked right up to me
426
00:21:25,203 --> 00:21:27,137
and she goes--
427
00:21:27,205 --> 00:21:29,406
She said, "Plant one
right here, big guy."
428
00:21:29,474 --> 00:21:30,407
Ooh.
429
00:21:30,475 --> 00:21:31,942
And I didn't know what to say.
430
00:21:32,010 --> 00:21:35,078
And then she kissed me
right on the mouth.
431
00:21:35,146 --> 00:21:37,981
And then she walks
away over to her friends.
432
00:21:38,049 --> 00:21:42,486
And they all start
laughing and she goes, "bleh!"
433
00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:44,521
It was a dare.
434
00:21:44,589 --> 00:21:46,290
Aw, Louie!
435
00:21:46,357 --> 00:21:49,526
No, I don't care,
I got to kiss Laurie Presser.
436
00:21:49,594 --> 00:21:53,297
I mean, I wish they dared her
to suck my dick, I don't care.
437
00:21:53,364 --> 00:21:55,599
I got to kiss her.
438
00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:58,802
I don't need a
person to like it.
439
00:21:58,870 --> 00:22:03,206
Tell me about you, tell
me about your first kiss.
440
00:22:03,274 --> 00:22:08,679
Well, I was supposed to kiss
this kid Jeff Choadler, because
441
00:22:08,746 --> 00:22:10,981
this girl Dina who told
everybody their business
442
00:22:11,049 --> 00:22:12,249
all the time said,
443
00:22:12,317 --> 00:22:16,420
"You're gonna kiss
Jeff at the dance."
444
00:22:16,487 --> 00:22:21,024
And then later, I'm in the
cafeteria and this boy I like,
445
00:22:21,092 --> 00:22:22,426
Mark, said,
446
00:22:22,493 --> 00:22:24,594
"Hey, I hear you're
gonna kiss Choadler."
447
00:22:24,662 --> 00:22:27,397
And I said, "Don't
talk about me."
448
00:22:27,465 --> 00:22:29,533
And he laughed in my face.
449
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,536
So I took all the
food that was on my tray
450
00:22:32,603 --> 00:22:34,805
and I shoved it in his face
451
00:22:34,872 --> 00:22:37,674
and then he hit the ground
and I just started pummeling him
452
00:22:37,742 --> 00:22:38,942
and his girlfriend came over
453
00:22:39,010 --> 00:22:40,811
and she ripped out
a chunk of my hair
454
00:22:40,878 --> 00:22:42,479
and the principal
walked me home.
455
00:22:42,547 --> 00:22:43,880
It was gnarly.
456
00:22:47,719 --> 00:22:50,020
That's your first kiss?
457
00:22:50,088 --> 00:22:51,521
Yeah.
458
00:22:57,962 --> 00:23:00,997
Listen.
459
00:23:01,065 --> 00:23:07,170
I know you want me to say things
460
00:23:07,238 --> 00:23:10,340
and act a way.
461
00:23:10,408 --> 00:23:16,780
And it's not that
I don't feel certain...
462
00:23:16,848 --> 00:23:20,083
Ugh.
463
00:23:20,151 --> 00:23:25,756
Look, I want to do what you
want, but I just can't.
464
00:23:25,823 --> 00:23:31,595
There's some
things I just can't do.
465
00:23:34,899 --> 00:23:40,971
So...is it okay...
that we're here?
466
00:23:41,038 --> 00:23:43,073
I want to be here.
467
00:23:43,141 --> 00:23:45,175
We're in a tub.
468
00:23:45,243 --> 00:23:48,478
We like each other.
469
00:23:48,546 --> 00:23:51,114
Can this just be okay?
470
00:23:56,654 --> 00:24:07,281
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