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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,499 --> 00:00:08,166 Shit. 2 00:00:11,871 --> 00:00:13,767 Oh, God. 3 00:00:16,293 --> 00:00:18,230 Jesus Christ, man. 4 00:00:18,350 --> 00:00:19,563 I'm sorry, I used your shower. 5 00:00:19,683 --> 00:00:24,082 Well, we got-- We have bigger towels than that, dude. 6 00:00:24,150 --> 00:00:25,460 Sorry. 7 00:00:25,580 --> 00:00:27,452 What's wrong? 8 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:30,588 Just keyboard's broken, 9 00:00:30,656 --> 00:00:32,991 and I can't get the "J" or the "L" keys to work. 10 00:00:33,059 --> 00:00:35,193 What, are you trying to spell July? 11 00:00:35,261 --> 00:00:36,628 Why don't you get an iPhone, for God's sake? 12 00:00:36,695 --> 00:00:38,396 I don't want one. 13 00:00:38,464 --> 00:00:39,545 Let me see, I can fix those. 14 00:00:39,565 --> 00:00:41,066 - I got it. - Just give it to me. 15 00:00:41,133 --> 00:00:42,233 I can fix it. 16 00:00:42,301 --> 00:00:43,735 - I know how to fix these-- - I got it. 17 00:00:43,803 --> 00:00:45,136 Lou, I can fix these Blackberries. 18 00:00:45,204 --> 00:00:46,438 I got it. 19 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:47,439 - Just give me the phone. - Stop it. 20 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:48,540 You're being a dummy. 21 00:00:48,607 --> 00:00:50,108 - Just give me the-- - Get outta here. 22 00:00:50,176 --> 00:00:51,276 Give me the phone for God's sake. 23 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:53,548 - I can fix it! - Get off of me! 24 00:00:53,668 --> 00:00:55,435 Seriously. 25 00:00:55,772 --> 00:00:58,020 Sorry. 26 00:01:29,049 --> 00:01:31,616 Jesus... 27 00:01:38,591 --> 00:01:40,291 Hi, stupid asshole. 28 00:01:45,197 --> 00:01:48,199 Look at your face. 29 00:01:50,269 --> 00:01:52,604 Aww. 30 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:56,574 Hey. 31 00:02:05,484 --> 00:02:09,187 So, Europe was a bust. 32 00:02:09,255 --> 00:02:10,722 Sur's dad looked like he was trying 33 00:02:10,789 --> 00:02:12,757 for about two months there. 34 00:02:12,825 --> 00:02:15,860 I pretended like I wanted to make it work, 35 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:19,297 but the truth comes out, man. 36 00:02:19,365 --> 00:02:22,000 You know, we're just not two people 37 00:02:22,067 --> 00:02:23,468 who are meant to be together. 38 00:02:23,536 --> 00:02:26,104 Sur and his dad, on the other hand, 39 00:02:26,172 --> 00:02:29,073 very happy, 40 00:02:29,141 --> 00:02:30,375 and he's good with him, 41 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:34,188 so I left them both in Barcelona. 42 00:02:35,137 --> 00:02:39,484 I'll get him back in time for school next year. 43 00:02:40,653 --> 00:02:45,223 So... got lots of free time. 44 00:02:45,291 --> 00:02:46,257 I'm here. 45 00:02:46,325 --> 00:02:48,092 I'm down to hang. 46 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:54,065 Hello? Hello? 47 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:55,867 Are there any people in there? 48 00:02:55,935 --> 00:02:58,803 Did a plant make a new one of you? 49 00:02:58,871 --> 00:03:01,139 What's wrong? Am I in trouble? 50 00:03:01,207 --> 00:03:03,041 Are you gonna screech at me now? 51 00:03:11,617 --> 00:03:16,888 Look, I thought about you... 52 00:03:16,956 --> 00:03:18,852 ...a lot. 53 00:03:18,972 --> 00:03:23,828 You got under my skin from far away, 54 00:03:23,896 --> 00:03:26,965 and I mean-- 55 00:03:28,767 --> 00:03:32,503 If you want to try to pursue a... 56 00:03:32,571 --> 00:03:35,807 ...guy-girl, 57 00:03:35,874 --> 00:03:42,113 kissing-type-of-thing... 58 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:47,485 I'm willing to go down that road with you, 59 00:03:47,553 --> 00:03:49,254 if you're interested. 60 00:03:49,321 --> 00:03:51,055 I'm with somebody now. 61 00:03:51,123 --> 00:03:55,593 What? No, you're not. 62 00:03:55,661 --> 00:03:57,562 No one wants to be with you, Louie. 63 00:03:57,630 --> 00:03:58,930 Stop lying. 64 00:04:00,899 --> 00:04:02,667 Oh, my God. 65 00:04:02,735 --> 00:04:04,502 Look at your face. 66 00:04:04,570 --> 00:04:08,439 Wait, hold on. 67 00:04:10,609 --> 00:04:14,879 Oh, my God. 68 00:04:16,248 --> 00:04:19,217 Look, I don't know what you've got 69 00:04:19,285 --> 00:04:20,818 going on with who, 70 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:22,987 but this is me you're talking to. 71 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,756 Look, it's really good to see you. 72 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:27,859 It really is, you know? 73 00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:32,397 But I got something going on now. 74 00:04:32,464 --> 00:04:35,767 That's what's-- That's what's going on with me. 75 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:37,869 Oh, hmm. 76 00:04:37,936 --> 00:04:39,470 All right, then. 77 00:04:39,538 --> 00:04:43,641 Well, that's all very official and clear. 78 00:04:43,709 --> 00:04:45,610 That's what's going on with you. 79 00:04:45,678 --> 00:04:46,744 Mm, very good. 80 00:04:46,812 --> 00:04:47,879 Very good, sir. 81 00:04:47,946 --> 00:04:50,081 Yeah, I gotta-- I gotta go. 82 00:04:50,149 --> 00:04:51,316 You gotta go. 83 00:04:51,383 --> 00:04:54,552 You got a big relationship with like the President 84 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:55,887 or something, yeah. 85 00:04:55,954 --> 00:04:57,322 I'll see you later. 86 00:04:57,389 --> 00:05:00,024 Hey, what are you doing? 87 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:01,059 You're not leaving? 88 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:02,193 Are you serious? 89 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,629 Yeah, I gotta-- I gotta go. 90 00:05:04,697 --> 00:05:09,100 Louie... Louie. 91 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:17,909 Okay, well, um, I'm very happy for you. 92 00:05:17,976 --> 00:05:21,346 Congratulations. 93 00:05:32,024 --> 00:05:35,193 Folks, folks, you gotta get out of the way. 94 00:05:35,260 --> 00:05:37,695 That guy is in a big relationship now. 95 00:05:37,763 --> 00:05:39,864 Seriously, make way. 96 00:05:39,932 --> 00:05:41,933 Big stuff. 97 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,202 It's really big stuff. 98 00:05:51,076 --> 00:05:52,510 Oh. 99 00:05:54,513 --> 00:05:56,047 Hello. 100 00:05:56,115 --> 00:05:57,715 Hi. Hi, is Amia here? 101 00:05:57,783 --> 00:05:59,050 Yes, come in. 102 00:05:59,118 --> 00:06:01,452 Oh, thank you. 103 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:02,720 How're you doing? 104 00:06:02,788 --> 00:06:03,821 I am good. 105 00:06:03,889 --> 00:06:04,889 - You all right? - Yeah, and you? 106 00:06:04,957 --> 00:06:06,057 Good, good. 107 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:07,258 Hey, I got a great question for you. 108 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:08,326 What is that? 109 00:06:08,394 --> 00:06:09,694 What is your name? 110 00:06:10,796 --> 00:06:12,196 - Ivanka. - Ivanka. 111 00:06:12,264 --> 00:06:13,698 Okay, Ivanka. 112 00:06:13,766 --> 00:06:15,466 She's in here. 113 00:06:15,534 --> 00:06:16,467 Amia? 114 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:22,106 Hi. 115 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:24,575 Hey, hey, uh, just one second. 116 00:06:24,643 --> 00:06:27,578 Can you do me a favor and, uh, tell her 117 00:06:27,646 --> 00:06:29,714 I'd like to go to dinner with her tonight. 118 00:06:29,782 --> 00:06:30,748 Can you ask her? 119 00:06:30,816 --> 00:06:32,016 Why don't you tell her? 120 00:06:32,084 --> 00:06:35,186 Oh, come on, come on, man. 121 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,829 Ah. 122 00:06:44,897 --> 00:06:49,634 She, um, she wants you to know that she is 123 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:51,536 going back to Hungary. 124 00:06:51,603 --> 00:06:53,271 She is not staying here. 125 00:06:53,338 --> 00:06:55,373 She lives there in Hungary. 126 00:06:55,441 --> 00:06:57,408 She has a son. 127 00:06:57,476 --> 00:07:03,014 And, uh, she's going back, and-- 128 00:07:03,081 --> 00:07:06,751 Oh, oh, and she liked very much to be with you. 129 00:07:06,819 --> 00:07:09,787 Can you tell her don't go? 130 00:07:09,855 --> 00:07:11,722 Please tell her don't go. 131 00:07:11,790 --> 00:07:13,124 Oh, but you see-- 132 00:07:13,192 --> 00:07:14,459 I know, I get it, I get it. 133 00:07:14,526 --> 00:07:15,860 I-I.she's got a kid. 134 00:07:15,928 --> 00:07:17,261 Everybody's got a kid, it's okay. 135 00:07:17,329 --> 00:07:18,463 I mean, is she married? 136 00:07:18,530 --> 00:07:19,564 Is she married? 137 00:07:19,631 --> 00:07:21,799 - No. - Then don't go. 138 00:07:21,867 --> 00:07:23,501 Please tell-- Just tell her I said stay. 139 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:25,136 Tell her I said stay. 140 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,509 Stay, you know? Come on, just stay. 141 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:35,012 Ma-- what? Marad, marad. 142 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,014 Stay, stay here. 143 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,282 Marad. 144 00:07:38,350 --> 00:07:42,086 Marad, marad, marad, marad. 145 00:07:42,154 --> 00:07:43,654 Marad, stay. 146 00:07:43,722 --> 00:07:45,089 I'm not-- I mean I really-- 147 00:07:45,157 --> 00:07:48,359 Look, just-- I-I don't know you. 148 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:49,660 I wanna know you. 149 00:07:49,728 --> 00:07:51,762 It's only been one day that I spend with you, 150 00:07:51,830 --> 00:07:53,431 but don't go all of a sudden. 151 00:07:53,499 --> 00:07:54,665 I know this is a good idea. 152 00:07:54,733 --> 00:07:55,766 This looks crazy, right? 153 00:07:55,834 --> 00:07:56,834 This is stupid? 154 00:07:56,902 --> 00:07:58,569 But this is a good idea. 155 00:07:58,637 --> 00:08:00,805 I know this is, please don't go. 156 00:08:00,873 --> 00:08:02,640 Please don't go. 157 00:08:02,708 --> 00:08:04,876 No, come down-- 158 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:06,844 Don't go. Why go? 159 00:08:22,661 --> 00:08:24,629 Okay? 160 00:08:24,696 --> 00:08:25,897 She wants you to know-- 161 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,131 No, no, I got it, I got it. 162 00:08:27,199 --> 00:08:29,233 No, but-- 163 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,035 No, no, I got.I-I got it. 164 00:08:31,103 --> 00:08:32,069 I got it, thanks. 165 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,070 That was nice. 166 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:36,974 I just-- I... 167 00:08:37,042 --> 00:08:43,147 Uh, I really had a good time with you. 168 00:08:43,215 --> 00:08:44,415 Thank you. 169 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:48,319 And it's nice to have met you. 170 00:08:48,387 --> 00:08:54,392 Um... I'll see you, thank you, thanks. 171 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:44,742 Oh. 172 00:09:44,810 --> 00:09:45,776 Hi. 173 00:09:45,844 --> 00:09:48,980 Uh, hi. 174 00:09:50,983 --> 00:09:57,989 Sorry, I was, uh, cleaning... the piano. 175 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:03,928 Amia wanted me to tell you that you didn't really hear 176 00:10:03,996 --> 00:10:07,565 or understand what it is that she wanted to say to you. 177 00:10:07,633 --> 00:10:09,433 Okay. 178 00:10:09,501 --> 00:10:14,438 You see, she, um, is here for one month to help me 179 00:10:14,506 --> 00:10:17,908 to move back to Hungary to live there, you know, 180 00:10:17,976 --> 00:10:20,902 because it's time for me to go home. 181 00:10:21,202 --> 00:10:25,516 And, um, so she will be here for one month, 182 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:29,687 and she very much would like to see you again, 183 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:31,856 but she just wanted me to tell you 184 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:33,991 that she's leaving so that, you know, 185 00:10:34,059 --> 00:10:38,362 everything is-- Everything is said, you know? 186 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:41,432 So, she would like to see you again 187 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:44,669 if that is okay with you that she will be leaving. 188 00:10:44,736 --> 00:10:46,671 Okay. 189 00:10:46,738 --> 00:10:48,673 Well, tell her thank you. 190 00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:51,842 Uh, I'd very much like to see her again, 191 00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:54,211 and could you please tell her 192 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,447 that I'd love to take her to dinner tomorrow. 193 00:10:56,515 --> 00:10:57,648 You tell her. 194 00:10:57,716 --> 00:10:59,083 Okay, okay. 195 00:10:59,151 --> 00:11:02,753 Tomorrow, uh, seven. 196 00:11:02,821 --> 00:11:05,256 Din.you and me, dinner. 197 00:11:05,323 --> 00:11:06,557 Okay? 198 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:09,927 Okay. 199 00:11:09,995 --> 00:11:13,864 Thank you for-- Thank you. Thank you. 200 00:11:13,932 --> 00:11:15,332 Oh, can you tell her-- 201 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,202 Just let her know I have two daughters, okay? 202 00:11:18,270 --> 00:11:20,671 Girls, eight and thirteen. 203 00:11:20,739 --> 00:11:22,473 - I will tell her. - Tell her that. 204 00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:25,743 Okay. Thank you. 205 00:11:38,510 --> 00:11:40,847 I'm sorry that I ripped your skirt off. 206 00:11:41,435 --> 00:11:43,860 And I was behaving badly. 207 00:11:45,140 --> 00:11:49,277 I know even when I'm upset, I can't hurt someone else. 208 00:11:49,345 --> 00:11:51,324 I'm very sorry. 209 00:11:51,974 --> 00:11:53,762 Okay. 210 00:11:53,882 --> 00:11:55,984 Thank you, Jane. 211 00:11:56,051 --> 00:11:57,711 Thank you, Marcy. 212 00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:09,697 Jane, can you wait outside while I speak to your parents? 213 00:12:09,765 --> 00:12:12,533 Okay. 214 00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:18,139 So, what's the plan? 215 00:12:18,207 --> 00:12:19,107 What's the plan? 216 00:12:19,227 --> 00:12:19,995 Yes. 217 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:22,407 It's time to make a plan for Jane. 218 00:12:22,527 --> 00:12:24,879 Do you have one? 219 00:12:24,947 --> 00:12:26,114 Um... 220 00:12:27,308 --> 00:12:33,647 We're-- we're kinda, um-- 221 00:12:33,715 --> 00:12:34,915 Okay. 222 00:12:34,983 --> 00:12:36,503 Clearly, you two are not communicating, 223 00:12:36,551 --> 00:12:37,551 which is a problem. 224 00:12:37,619 --> 00:12:39,820 You need to communicate. 225 00:12:39,887 --> 00:12:42,089 Tell you what-- I'm gonna go down the hall. 226 00:12:42,156 --> 00:12:45,292 Why don't you two sit here and devote a few minutes 227 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,395 to talking constructively about Jane. 228 00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:49,963 Okay? 229 00:13:22,296 --> 00:13:24,064 Hey. Hey, hi. 230 00:13:24,132 --> 00:13:25,365 Hi. 231 00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:28,068 Hey, this is, uh-- This is my daughter, Jane. 232 00:13:28,136 --> 00:13:30,337 Jane, Jane? 233 00:13:30,405 --> 00:13:31,672 Yeah. Hi. 234 00:13:31,739 --> 00:13:34,374 This is Amia, she's my friend. 235 00:13:34,442 --> 00:13:36,376 Uh, doesn't speak English. 236 00:13:36,444 --> 00:13:37,511 She's Hungarian. 237 00:13:37,578 --> 00:13:39,279 Oh. Szervusz. 238 00:13:39,347 --> 00:13:40,547 Szervusz! 239 00:13:40,615 --> 00:13:41,882 What's that? 240 00:13:41,949 --> 00:13:45,118 It's "hello" in Hungarian. 241 00:13:49,157 --> 00:13:50,257 Minute. 242 00:14:03,171 --> 00:14:05,472 Ah. 243 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,340 Oh. 244 00:14:09,077 --> 00:14:11,044 I didn't know-- I didn't know... 245 00:15:31,592 --> 00:15:32,893 Hey! 246 00:15:35,763 --> 00:15:36,830 Okay. 247 00:15:36,898 --> 00:15:40,133 - Szervusz. - Szervusz. 248 00:15:46,874 --> 00:15:48,642 Let's go, come on. 249 00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:50,343 You got homework. 250 00:15:50,411 --> 00:15:51,578 I don't wanna do homework. 251 00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:52,813 I know you don't, come on. 252 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,514 Listen, can I just do the violin? 253 00:15:54,582 --> 00:15:56,883 No, 'cause you're already good at violin, you see. 254 00:15:56,951 --> 00:15:59,953 So you need to balance your education and develop. 255 00:16:00,021 --> 00:16:01,021 Come on, that's boring stuff. 256 00:16:01,088 --> 00:16:02,913 Yeah, it's boring, but later in life-- 257 00:16:07,378 --> 00:16:08,111 It's pretty good. 258 00:16:08,336 --> 00:16:10,747 Yeah? 259 00:16:24,362 --> 00:16:26,191 All right, see you later, dude. 260 00:16:26,311 --> 00:16:28,398 Have a great day, all right? 261 00:16:28,466 --> 00:16:29,666 Daddy? 262 00:16:29,734 --> 00:16:30,667 Yeah? 263 00:16:30,735 --> 00:16:34,438 Is everybody mad at me? 264 00:16:34,505 --> 00:16:37,307 Nope. 265 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:39,210 I mean I worry about you. 266 00:16:40,985 --> 00:16:44,848 But I never really get mad at you, Jane. 267 00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:51,388 I just-- I-- It's my job to help you be, 268 00:16:51,456 --> 00:16:54,157 you know, a person that can live in the world 269 00:16:54,225 --> 00:16:55,959 and be easy to be around. 270 00:16:56,027 --> 00:16:57,461 That's all. 271 00:16:57,528 --> 00:16:59,630 Well, am I easy to be around? 272 00:16:59,697 --> 00:17:01,965 Yeah, you really are. 273 00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:04,201 I love being with you. 274 00:17:04,268 --> 00:17:06,036 It's like my fourth favorite thing. 275 00:17:06,104 --> 00:17:08,905 What are the first three? 276 00:17:08,973 --> 00:17:14,811 Uh, okay, number three, riding elephants. 277 00:17:14,879 --> 00:17:16,480 Love it. 278 00:17:16,547 --> 00:17:19,282 Number two, collecting hydrogen. 279 00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:20,350 Cool. 280 00:17:20,418 --> 00:17:21,785 Yeah, my hydrogen collection is awesome. 281 00:17:21,853 --> 00:17:23,320 Yes. 282 00:17:23,388 --> 00:17:29,626 And number one would have to be remembering being with you. 283 00:17:29,694 --> 00:17:31,361 That's my favorite. 284 00:17:31,429 --> 00:17:33,497 Bye, daddy. See you later. 285 00:17:33,564 --> 00:17:34,498 Take it easy. 286 00:17:34,565 --> 00:17:36,133 Have a good one. 287 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,167 Bye. 288 00:17:37,235 --> 00:17:38,602 Bye, daddy. 289 00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:41,938 So long, sucker. 290 00:17:43,274 --> 00:17:46,309 Easy, easy, easy, easy. 291 00:17:46,377 --> 00:17:47,678 Take it easy, take it easy. 292 00:17:47,745 --> 00:17:49,046 Easy. 293 00:17:49,113 --> 00:17:50,313 Hey, Dr. Bigelow. 294 00:17:50,381 --> 00:17:51,715 - Hi. - Yes, yes. 295 00:17:51,783 --> 00:17:53,383 Hey, hi. 296 00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:55,152 Hey, my back is much better. 297 00:17:55,219 --> 00:17:56,753 So... 298 00:17:56,821 --> 00:17:57,988 Better than what? 299 00:17:58,056 --> 00:18:01,058 Oh, well, you know my back was hurting, 300 00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,359 and it's better now. 301 00:18:02,427 --> 00:18:03,360 So, thank you. 302 00:18:03,428 --> 00:18:05,529 Oh, yeah. 303 00:18:05,596 --> 00:18:06,997 I don't think I had anything to do with that. 304 00:18:07,065 --> 00:18:08,065 Easy, easy, easy, boy. 305 00:18:08,132 --> 00:18:09,132 Easy, boy. 306 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,201 Sit, sit, sit, okay, okay. 307 00:18:11,269 --> 00:18:12,569 Yes, what? 308 00:18:12,637 --> 00:18:17,007 Oh, nothing, just I've been dating this girl. 309 00:18:17,075 --> 00:18:20,711 I'm-- I just-- I was dating this woman, 310 00:18:20,778 --> 00:18:22,579 and she's leaving the country, 311 00:18:22,647 --> 00:18:23,914 so I don't know if-- It's kinda confusing. 312 00:18:23,981 --> 00:18:25,716 I don't know if I should keep dating her. 313 00:18:25,783 --> 00:18:29,319 I-I don't understand why I'm hearing about this. 314 00:18:29,387 --> 00:18:32,255 I'm sorry, I just-- 315 00:18:32,323 --> 00:18:34,604 When I was in your office, you gave me really good advice, 316 00:18:34,659 --> 00:18:38,929 you know, philosophically, so I guess I-- 317 00:18:38,996 --> 00:18:42,432 So you-- you want me to advise you about what? 318 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,701 I've been-- Okay, I've been dating this woman. 319 00:18:44,769 --> 00:18:46,636 And I don't know if I should keep dating her 320 00:18:46,704 --> 00:18:47,771 because she's leaving the country. 321 00:18:47,839 --> 00:18:49,339 I'm not gonna get to stay with her. 322 00:18:49,407 --> 00:18:54,611 And I'm liking her more and more, so it's-- You know? 323 00:18:55,947 --> 00:18:57,280 Here's what I can tell you. 324 00:18:57,348 --> 00:18:59,049 In medical school, 325 00:18:59,117 --> 00:19:00,951 they tell you about thousands of things 326 00:19:01,018 --> 00:19:03,120 that can happen to the human body, 327 00:19:03,187 --> 00:19:06,857 diseases and maladies that you could never dream up. 328 00:19:06,924 --> 00:19:08,759 There's a thing where your bones dissolve, 329 00:19:08,826 --> 00:19:11,228 and you become just a sack of organs. 330 00:19:11,295 --> 00:19:15,699 People are born sometimes with no eyes, with no face. 331 00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:17,234 They're rare, 332 00:19:17,301 --> 00:19:21,037 but neurological diseases that eat half of your brain. 333 00:19:21,105 --> 00:19:22,239 People are born sick, 334 00:19:22,306 --> 00:19:24,474 and they never know a moment 335 00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:29,513 of anything but pain and suffering. 336 00:19:31,883 --> 00:19:34,151 So? 337 00:19:34,218 --> 00:19:38,588 So, nobody cares whether you date this girl 338 00:19:38,656 --> 00:19:40,157 or whether you don't. 339 00:19:40,224 --> 00:19:44,795 Just pick a road and go down it, or don't. 340 00:19:44,862 --> 00:19:47,531 But there's gotta be a way to decide 341 00:19:47,598 --> 00:19:49,332 which one's gonna make me happier. 342 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,300 To predict-- 343 00:19:50,368 --> 00:19:52,836 Take a look at this dog. 344 00:19:52,904 --> 00:19:54,638 - What's his name? - Doesn't have one. 345 00:19:54,705 --> 00:19:56,239 How many legs does it have? 346 00:19:56,307 --> 00:19:58,008 Three. 347 00:19:58,075 --> 00:19:59,376 The answer is it has plenty of legs. 348 00:19:59,443 --> 00:20:00,610 It had four, 349 00:20:00,678 --> 00:20:02,753 a coyote in Poughkeepsie chewed the other one off. 350 00:20:03,065 --> 00:20:06,449 Look at his face, perfectly happy. 351 00:20:06,517 --> 00:20:07,617 Belly is full. 352 00:20:07,685 --> 00:20:11,922 Just looking, waiting to see what comes next. 353 00:20:11,989 --> 00:20:17,494 Do you know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? 354 00:20:17,562 --> 00:20:19,796 A four-legged dog. 355 00:20:19,864 --> 00:20:22,199 Now, if you'll excuse me, 356 00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:24,467 this dog would like to get some air. 357 00:20:56,361 --> 00:20:58,610 Do it again. 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