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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,326 --> 00:00:01,994 (Jane whimpering) 2 00:00:03,429 --> 00:00:06,131 (screaming) 3 00:00:06,199 --> 00:00:07,900 (whimpering) 4 00:00:10,138 --> 00:00:11,439 No. 5 00:00:13,742 --> 00:00:15,676 (whimpering) 6 00:00:15,462 --> 00:00:17,797 (Louie) Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you okay? 7 00:00:17,864 --> 00:00:19,532 I'm having a scary dream. 8 00:00:19,599 --> 00:00:20,533 No, no, no, no, no. 9 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,068 You're awake now, it's over now. 10 00:00:22,135 --> 00:00:23,436 It's over. 11 00:00:25,639 --> 00:00:28,441 No, I'm still dreaming. 12 00:00:28,508 --> 00:00:31,110 But it's better now. 13 00:00:31,178 --> 00:00:32,711 Okay. 14 00:00:32,779 --> 00:00:34,447 Okay. 15 00:00:34,514 --> 00:00:35,748 There you go. 16 00:00:35,816 --> 00:00:36,682 Daddy? Shh... 17 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:37,983 Yeah. 18 00:00:38,051 --> 00:00:40,052 I'm having a nice dream now. 19 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,454 Okay, good. 20 00:00:41,521 --> 00:00:43,355 Keep having a nice dream, okay? 21 00:00:43,423 --> 00:00:44,790 Yeah. You promise? 22 00:00:44,858 --> 00:00:45,891 Got it. 23 00:00:45,959 --> 00:00:47,860 Okay, good. 24 00:00:49,496 --> 00:00:50,830 Goodnight. 25 00:00:50,897 --> 00:00:52,031 Goodnight, Daddy. Love you. 26 00:00:55,602 --> 00:00:57,069 27 00:00:57,137 --> 00:00:58,037 (door closing) 28 00:00:59,739 --> 00:01:00,906 Dad, I forgot my science notebook at your house. 29 00:01:00,974 --> 00:01:02,942 Okay. 30 00:01:03,009 --> 00:01:04,677 No, but I need it and I'm going to Mom's house. I'll get it to your mom later. 31 00:01:04,744 --> 00:01:05,811 What? Daddy. 32 00:01:05,879 --> 00:01:06,712 Girls, do we know the subway rules? 33 00:01:06,780 --> 00:01:07,780 Daddy. Yes. 34 00:01:07,848 --> 00:01:08,747 Do we remember the subway rules? 35 00:01:08,815 --> 00:01:10,015 What are they? Daddy-- 36 00:01:10,083 --> 00:01:11,851 Let's hear the subway-- just a second-- let's hear-- 37 00:01:11,918 --> 00:01:13,686 - I'm still dreaming. - Okay, come here, come here, come here, come here. 38 00:01:13,753 --> 00:01:14,987 Daddy, I'm still dreaming. 39 00:01:15,055 --> 00:01:16,956 What? I'm still dreaming. 40 00:01:17,023 --> 00:01:18,591 This is all my dream, it's really cool. 41 00:01:18,658 --> 00:01:20,960 It's almost like real life. 42 00:01:21,027 --> 00:01:22,361 Okay, the subway rules. 43 00:01:22,429 --> 00:01:23,696 If you get on the train-- Wait, wait, wait. 44 00:01:23,763 --> 00:01:25,030 But-- okay, if you get-- 45 00:01:25,098 --> 00:01:26,832 Let's say you get on the train-- 46 00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:29,902 Let's say I get on the train and you don't, 47 00:01:29,970 --> 00:01:32,338 you get somehow stuck on the platform by yourself, 48 00:01:32,405 --> 00:01:34,507 what do you do? Then we-- 49 00:01:34,574 --> 00:01:35,875 we stay right there 50 00:01:35,942 --> 00:01:37,676 and then you'll come back to us. 51 00:01:37,744 --> 00:01:38,944 That's right. Stay in that exact spot. 52 00:01:39,012 --> 00:01:40,093 You stay in that exact spot 53 00:01:40,113 --> 00:01:41,213 and you don't move, right? 54 00:01:41,281 --> 00:01:42,181 Right. Bingo. 55 00:01:42,249 --> 00:01:44,350 Okay, what if you got on the train 56 00:01:44,417 --> 00:01:45,857 and somehow I don't get on the train? 57 00:01:45,886 --> 00:01:47,286 When you're alone on the train, what do you do? 58 00:01:47,354 --> 00:01:48,854 We get off at the next spot. At the next stop. 59 00:01:48,922 --> 00:01:50,222 At the next stop. What do you do there? 60 00:01:50,290 --> 00:01:51,257 And then we stay there 61 00:01:51,324 --> 00:01:52,625 and we don't let anyone move us 62 00:01:52,692 --> 00:01:54,994 and we stay right there until you come get us. Ahh! 63 00:01:56,129 --> 00:01:57,029 Come on. 64 00:01:58,231 --> 00:01:59,265 This dream's cool. 65 00:02:01,034 --> 00:02:03,569 (wheels screeching) 66 00:02:03,637 --> 00:02:04,770 Ah, it's coming, come on. 67 00:02:06,406 --> 00:02:08,407 Ba-ba-ba, come on. 68 00:02:08,475 --> 00:02:09,642 Go, go, go, come on. 69 00:02:11,678 --> 00:02:13,345 Jane, you're with me? Yeah. 70 00:02:13,413 --> 00:02:14,680 Let's go. 71 00:02:16,783 --> 00:02:18,023 Get on, get on, get on, get on. 72 00:02:19,119 --> 00:02:20,853 Okay. 73 00:02:20,921 --> 00:02:22,121 (exhaling) 74 00:02:22,189 --> 00:02:23,829 So what do you need from your mom's house? 75 00:02:23,890 --> 00:02:25,124 You need your science notebook. I need my science notebook 76 00:02:25,192 --> 00:02:26,725 and I need it for Wednesday. 77 00:02:26,793 --> 00:02:28,294 So if I get it to you tomorrow, that's okay? 78 00:02:28,361 --> 00:02:30,095 Yeah. Do you need anything else? 79 00:02:30,163 --> 00:02:31,096 No, that's it. 80 00:02:31,164 --> 00:02:32,898 I need it by Wednesday. 81 00:02:32,966 --> 00:02:34,466 By Wednesday? 82 00:02:34,534 --> 00:02:36,168 So if I get it to you tomorrow, that's okay? Yeah. 83 00:02:36,236 --> 00:02:38,156 (man) Stand clear of the closing doors, please. 84 00:02:38,738 --> 00:02:39,672 (door dinging) 85 00:02:39,739 --> 00:02:41,740 Jane, Jane! 86 00:02:41,808 --> 00:02:43,108 (Jane) It's okay, Daddy. Jane! Stop the train! 87 00:02:43,176 --> 00:02:44,416 Open the door! It's okay, Daddy. 88 00:02:44,477 --> 00:02:45,811 I'm going to stay right here. 89 00:02:45,879 --> 00:02:47,246 Jane, Jane! (Jane) I'll stay right here. 90 00:02:47,314 --> 00:02:48,347 It's my dream. Jane! 91 00:02:48,415 --> 00:02:49,815 Jane! I'll stay right here. 92 00:02:49,883 --> 00:02:51,050 Stop the train! 93 00:02:52,419 --> 00:02:53,953 Dad, Dad, it's okay. Stop the train! 94 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:55,254 Dad! Stop the train! 95 00:02:55,322 --> 00:02:56,589 Dad, it's okay, she's going to be okay. 96 00:02:56,656 --> 00:02:57,957 Oh! Remember the subway rules. 97 00:02:58,024 --> 00:02:59,124 The subway rules. Oh! 98 00:02:59,192 --> 00:03:00,359 Remember the subway rules, it's going to be-- 99 00:03:00,427 --> 00:03:01,560 (bleep) Dad! 100 00:03:01,628 --> 00:03:03,329 Goddamn it! Dad, it's gonna be okay. 101 00:03:03,396 --> 00:03:04,496 Dad, stop. 102 00:03:04,564 --> 00:03:06,398 It's gonna be okay. 103 00:03:06,466 --> 00:03:08,267 Okay, she knows the subway rules. 104 00:03:08,335 --> 00:03:09,301 We just went over them. 105 00:03:09,369 --> 00:03:10,436 It's going to be okay. 106 00:03:13,006 --> 00:03:15,407 As soon as the doors open, 107 00:03:15,475 --> 00:03:16,709 we have to run-- get off that train. 108 00:03:16,776 --> 00:03:18,077 Fast. 109 00:03:18,144 --> 00:03:19,078 What are we gonna do when we're-- 110 00:03:19,145 --> 00:03:21,046 we're gonna go up to the mezzanine, 111 00:03:21,114 --> 00:03:22,748 we're gonna go to the downtown side, 112 00:03:22,816 --> 00:03:24,283 we're gonna get on the first train coming back. 113 00:03:24,351 --> 00:03:25,784 We're gonna have to come back downtown. 114 00:03:25,852 --> 00:03:27,052 Okay? 115 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,020 And then we have to go upstairs, 116 00:03:28,088 --> 00:03:29,321 we have to go outside, 117 00:03:29,389 --> 00:03:30,923 we have to cross Lexington, 118 00:03:30,991 --> 00:03:32,151 we have to go back downstairs 119 00:03:32,192 --> 00:03:33,359 and then we'll find Jane. 120 00:03:33,426 --> 00:03:35,386 Come on, come on, come here, come here, come here. 121 00:03:37,197 --> 00:03:39,465 Soon as these doors open, we're running, you understand? 122 00:03:39,532 --> 00:03:40,899 Running. Got it. 123 00:03:43,536 --> 00:03:45,204 Oh, Christ. 124 00:03:49,709 --> 00:03:51,210 What is wrong with her? 125 00:03:52,679 --> 00:03:54,046 It's not her fault. 126 00:03:55,215 --> 00:03:56,882 (wheels screeching) 127 00:03:58,952 --> 00:04:00,419 128 00:04:03,256 --> 00:04:04,290 Come on, come on! 129 00:04:10,314 --> 00:04:21,095 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 130 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:32,318 Goddamn shit, goddamn shit, goddamn shit. 131 00:04:33,653 --> 00:04:37,790 Shit, shit, shit... 132 00:04:37,857 --> 00:04:40,793 You shouldn't curse in front of your daughter. 133 00:04:40,861 --> 00:04:41,761 Shit! 134 00:04:47,868 --> 00:04:49,335 (wheels screeching) 135 00:04:51,405 --> 00:04:53,306 What? You're okay? 136 00:04:53,374 --> 00:04:54,907 Okay, love you, love you, love you. 137 00:04:54,975 --> 00:04:55,908 Sorry. Okay. 138 00:04:55,976 --> 00:04:57,110 Yeah, it's fine, Dad. 139 00:05:01,181 --> 00:05:02,749 (man) Hey, are you okay? 140 00:05:02,816 --> 00:05:04,083 Are you lost? 141 00:05:04,151 --> 00:05:06,085 Well, my dad told me to stay here. 142 00:05:06,153 --> 00:05:07,654 It was part of the subway rules. 143 00:05:07,721 --> 00:05:12,492 Plus, this is all my dream, so everything is okay. 144 00:05:12,559 --> 00:05:13,660 Your dream. 145 00:05:16,030 --> 00:05:17,030 146 00:05:17,097 --> 00:05:18,865 Let people off, let people off, please! 147 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,173 (horn honking) 148 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:30,677 (groaning) 149 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,254 150 00:05:48,059 --> 00:05:49,626 Daddy, it worked and this is all part of my dream! 151 00:05:49,694 --> 00:05:51,829 No, this is not a dream, Jane! 152 00:05:51,896 --> 00:05:53,030 It's not a dream! 153 00:05:53,098 --> 00:05:54,998 This is real! 154 00:05:55,066 --> 00:05:56,033 People get hurt! 155 00:05:56,101 --> 00:05:57,267 It's a dangerous world! 156 00:05:57,335 --> 00:05:59,069 Kids get stolen! 157 00:05:59,137 --> 00:06:01,505 And they disappear forever, Jane! 158 00:06:01,573 --> 00:06:02,773 This is real! 159 00:06:02,841 --> 00:06:04,942 Bad things happen! 160 00:06:05,009 --> 00:06:08,278 You can't do something like that ever again! 161 00:06:08,346 --> 00:06:09,480 Just-- Dad, Dad. 162 00:06:09,547 --> 00:06:10,814 It's enough. No! 163 00:06:10,882 --> 00:06:11,749 It's enough. (crying) 164 00:06:11,816 --> 00:06:12,816 Go ahead and cry, that's right! 165 00:06:12,884 --> 00:06:13,751 That's what you should be doing! No. 166 00:06:13,818 --> 00:06:15,753 You should be scared and crying! 167 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:17,054 Do you know what could have happened?! 168 00:06:17,122 --> 00:06:18,021 No! 169 00:06:18,089 --> 00:06:19,456 It's not okay! 170 00:06:19,524 --> 00:06:21,091 Never do something like that again! 171 00:06:21,159 --> 00:06:22,393 Never! 172 00:06:22,460 --> 00:06:24,661 Why did you do that?! 173 00:06:24,729 --> 00:06:27,364 Why did you do that, Jane?! I don't like this dream. 174 00:06:27,432 --> 00:06:30,167 This is a bad dream. No, it's not a good dream! 175 00:06:30,235 --> 00:06:32,136 You never do this again! 176 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,737 This is a horrible dream. 177 00:06:39,611 --> 00:06:40,577 Come on, we're taking a cab. 178 00:06:40,645 --> 00:06:41,678 I'm taking you to your mom's. 179 00:06:41,746 --> 00:06:43,747 Go, come on, come on. 180 00:06:55,827 --> 00:06:56,860 Hey. Mommy. 181 00:06:56,928 --> 00:06:58,262 Hi. 182 00:07:00,432 --> 00:07:01,532 (Jane) Hi, Patrick. 183 00:07:01,599 --> 00:07:03,967 Hi, Patrick. Patrick. 184 00:07:04,035 --> 00:07:05,469 Hi, Louie. 185 00:07:05,537 --> 00:07:08,038 Hey, um... 186 00:07:08,106 --> 00:07:10,274 something happened, we had a thing happen. 187 00:07:10,341 --> 00:07:11,875 What happened? 188 00:07:11,943 --> 00:07:14,962 First of all, last night, Jane had a bad dream. 189 00:07:15,082 --> 00:07:16,616 Yeah, she gets those. 190 00:07:16,684 --> 00:07:18,051 No, so... 191 00:07:18,118 --> 00:07:20,119 but then this morning, she says she's still dreaming. 192 00:07:20,187 --> 00:07:21,187 Like she's saying how 193 00:07:21,255 --> 00:07:22,288 everything is part of her dream. 194 00:07:22,356 --> 00:07:23,389 That, she's just being creative-- 195 00:07:23,457 --> 00:07:25,725 So then we're on the subway 196 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:27,927 and right before the doors close-- 197 00:07:27,995 --> 00:07:31,698 The craziest... lined up today 198 00:07:33,867 --> 00:07:35,201 And the thing that would please me 199 00:07:35,269 --> 00:07:36,602 Oh yeah baby 200 00:07:36,670 --> 00:07:39,172 I just want to know what to do 201 00:07:42,242 --> 00:07:43,376 'Cause you-- 202 00:07:43,444 --> 00:07:44,978 Jane? 203 00:07:45,045 --> 00:07:45,945 Jane?! 204 00:07:46,013 --> 00:07:48,181 Stop, Jane. 205 00:07:48,248 --> 00:07:49,983 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 206 00:07:50,050 --> 00:07:51,351 You tell me something right now. 207 00:07:52,987 --> 00:07:55,022 Is this a dream? 208 00:07:55,090 --> 00:07:57,624 Are we in your dream right now? 209 00:07:57,692 --> 00:07:58,926 No, Mommy. 210 00:07:58,993 --> 00:08:00,227 Is it true what your dad said, 211 00:08:00,295 --> 00:08:02,796 what you did on the subway? 212 00:08:02,864 --> 00:08:03,897 Yes, Mommy. 213 00:08:03,965 --> 00:08:05,366 Sorry, Mommy. 214 00:08:06,022 --> 00:08:08,902 You go to your room right now. 215 00:08:12,674 --> 00:08:13,807 Okay. 216 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:15,042 Let's go, huh? 217 00:08:20,782 --> 00:08:24,151 (breathing heavily) 218 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,394 Yeah. 219 00:08:33,461 --> 00:08:34,461 Yeah... 220 00:08:34,529 --> 00:08:35,996 (scoffing) 221 00:08:38,433 --> 00:08:39,733 (nervously chuckling) 222 00:08:43,772 --> 00:08:44,838 (inhaling deeply) 223 00:08:49,944 --> 00:08:51,712 (clearing throat) 224 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:53,113 Okay? 225 00:08:54,916 --> 00:08:55,916 Uh-huh. 226 00:08:57,519 --> 00:08:58,552 All right, I'll talk to you later. 227 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:00,287 Uh-huh. 228 00:09:00,355 --> 00:09:01,455 Yep. 229 00:09:12,705 --> 00:09:13,672 (horn honking) 230 00:10:17,870 --> 00:10:18,837 (clanking) 231 00:10:20,239 --> 00:10:21,320 (speaking foreign language) 232 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,033 Oh... 233 00:10:39,478 --> 00:10:40,712 (elevator bell ringing) 234 00:10:41,847 --> 00:10:42,881 (ringing continues) 235 00:10:44,950 --> 00:10:46,418 (ringing continues) 236 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,822 What happened? (ringing continues) 237 00:10:50,890 --> 00:10:51,956 I don't-- I don't know. 238 00:10:52,024 --> 00:10:53,391 What'd you do? 239 00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:55,160 I just pressed the elevator button. 240 00:10:55,227 --> 00:10:56,394 Help! 241 00:10:56,462 --> 00:10:57,896 (elevator bell ringing) 242 00:10:57,963 --> 00:10:59,230 Someone's stuck. 243 00:10:59,298 --> 00:11:00,265 Oh, shit. 244 00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:04,235 Hey! 245 00:11:04,303 --> 00:11:05,670 Hello! 246 00:11:05,738 --> 00:11:07,572 Who's stuck in there? (elevator bell ringing) 247 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,340 Help, I'm st-- (man) Hello! 248 00:11:09,408 --> 00:11:11,576 I'm stuck! Who's in there? 249 00:11:11,644 --> 00:11:13,778 Okay, well, don't ring the bell no more. 250 00:11:13,846 --> 00:11:15,180 Just hold on. 251 00:11:15,247 --> 00:11:16,915 You hold on here. 252 00:11:16,982 --> 00:11:17,849 (woman) Hello? 253 00:11:17,917 --> 00:11:18,983 Hello? 254 00:11:19,051 --> 00:11:20,218 Help! 255 00:11:20,286 --> 00:11:22,454 Uh, he's coming right back. 256 00:11:22,521 --> 00:11:24,756 I'm afraid! 257 00:11:24,824 --> 00:11:26,758 You're fine. 258 00:11:26,826 --> 00:11:28,126 No, I'm not fine. 259 00:11:28,194 --> 00:11:29,994 I'm stuck. 260 00:11:30,062 --> 00:11:31,529 Well, yeah. 261 00:11:31,597 --> 00:11:33,164 You... 262 00:11:33,232 --> 00:11:34,332 Hold this. 263 00:11:38,337 --> 00:11:39,471 (grunting) 264 00:11:41,373 --> 00:11:42,373 Hello? 265 00:11:42,441 --> 00:11:43,808 Can you get me out of here? 266 00:11:43,876 --> 00:11:45,510 No, not right now! 267 00:11:45,578 --> 00:11:46,678 Why not? 268 00:11:46,745 --> 00:11:48,847 I can't move this elevator. 269 00:11:48,914 --> 00:11:51,149 I gotta call the fire department. 270 00:11:51,217 --> 00:11:52,784 Can't you just get her out through-- No, no, no, no. 271 00:11:52,852 --> 00:11:55,587 That's how you get cut in half, see? 272 00:11:55,654 --> 00:11:57,021 The elevator moves, 273 00:11:57,089 --> 00:11:58,756 and she gets out partway... 274 00:11:58,824 --> 00:12:00,692 (imitating slicing) 275 00:12:00,759 --> 00:12:03,995 I seen a guy cut in half like a fish. 276 00:12:04,063 --> 00:12:05,730 Hold on here. 277 00:12:05,798 --> 00:12:07,332 I gotta go call fire... 278 00:12:07,399 --> 00:12:08,500 Hello? 279 00:12:08,567 --> 00:12:11,069 Hello, is someone there? 280 00:12:11,136 --> 00:12:13,571 Uh, yeah, he's coming right back. 281 00:12:13,639 --> 00:12:15,373 He's just calling the fire department. 282 00:12:15,441 --> 00:12:17,242 Can you help me? 283 00:12:17,309 --> 00:12:18,643 I can't get you out of there. 284 00:12:18,711 --> 00:12:21,079 But can you help me? 285 00:12:21,146 --> 00:12:22,647 How? 286 00:12:22,715 --> 00:12:24,549 I need my medication. 287 00:12:24,617 --> 00:12:26,651 It's very important. 288 00:12:26,719 --> 00:12:31,890 If-- if-- if you go to my apartment, it's 2B. 289 00:12:31,957 --> 00:12:33,925 Can you help me? 290 00:12:33,993 --> 00:12:35,026 Okay. 291 00:12:35,094 --> 00:12:36,995 I will give you my keys. 292 00:12:37,062 --> 00:12:40,031 And, um, if you go in my kitchen, 293 00:12:40,099 --> 00:12:42,667 on the counter is my pills. 294 00:12:42,735 --> 00:12:44,068 Okay. 295 00:12:44,136 --> 00:12:45,603 I need them now. 296 00:12:45,671 --> 00:12:46,971 I'm sorry. 297 00:12:49,308 --> 00:12:50,909 I'll be right back. 298 00:12:50,976 --> 00:12:52,877 299 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:09,494 (floor creaking) 300 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,034 (pills rattling) 301 00:13:30,616 --> 00:13:33,952 Pee, pee, pee, pee, pee pee, pee, pee, pee, pee 302 00:13:36,322 --> 00:13:39,257 And here's to you Mrs. Pee-Pee Face 303 00:13:42,061 --> 00:13:43,127 (whimpering) 304 00:14:09,854 --> 00:14:12,455 I called the fire department! 305 00:14:12,523 --> 00:14:14,924 They're sending someone over! 306 00:14:14,992 --> 00:14:16,893 Please don't shout at me. 307 00:14:16,961 --> 00:14:18,795 I'm not shouting! 308 00:14:18,863 --> 00:14:22,065 I'm talking loud enough so you can hear me in there! 309 00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,934 Oh, good, you're back. 310 00:14:25,002 --> 00:14:26,002 Wha... 311 00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:27,403 Oh, hello? 312 00:14:27,471 --> 00:14:30,073 Uh, hi, I got-- I got your pills. 313 00:14:30,141 --> 00:14:32,142 Oh, thank you so much. 314 00:14:32,209 --> 00:14:33,143 Okay. 315 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:34,410 God bless you. 316 00:14:34,478 --> 00:14:37,080 All right, well, so you're okay now, right? 317 00:14:37,148 --> 00:14:38,948 Well... 318 00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:41,785 It's awful being trapped in here alone. 319 00:14:43,154 --> 00:14:46,022 Well, try to, uh, try not to think about it. 320 00:14:46,090 --> 00:14:48,091 Try to think of something else. 321 00:14:48,159 --> 00:14:50,293 You know, like pretend, uh... 322 00:14:50,361 --> 00:14:52,562 you're in, uh, you're not stuck. 323 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,297 You're in a little waiting room 324 00:14:54,365 --> 00:14:56,499 with no chairs and no windows 325 00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:58,601 like on purpose. 326 00:14:58,669 --> 00:15:00,770 You're very kind. 327 00:15:00,838 --> 00:15:02,972 All right, well, he's gonna be back soon 328 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,641 with the fire department. 329 00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:05,909 Yeah. 330 00:15:05,976 --> 00:15:09,646 All right, well, you don't have to stay here with me. 331 00:15:10,948 --> 00:15:12,649 I'll be fine. 332 00:15:12,716 --> 00:15:13,950 Thank you. 333 00:15:14,018 --> 00:15:15,185 Thank you very much. 334 00:15:15,252 --> 00:15:17,020 Okay. 335 00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:18,221 Hey, by the way, 336 00:15:18,289 --> 00:15:20,623 there's a woman in your apartment. 337 00:15:20,691 --> 00:15:21,858 She's asleep on the sofa. Oh! 338 00:15:21,926 --> 00:15:23,827 That's my niece. 339 00:15:23,894 --> 00:15:25,595 I did not know that she was home. 340 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,731 Oh, please, can you go and ask her to wait with me? 341 00:15:28,799 --> 00:15:29,766 Please? Uh, sure. 342 00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:31,034 But she was sleeping. 343 00:15:31,101 --> 00:15:33,536 Oh, for heaven's sake, wake her. 344 00:15:33,604 --> 00:15:35,071 You still have my keys. 345 00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:37,774 Yeah, I do. 346 00:15:37,842 --> 00:15:38,942 Okay. 347 00:15:39,009 --> 00:15:40,209 All right, I'll be right back. 348 00:15:48,352 --> 00:15:49,419 Hello. 349 00:15:51,021 --> 00:15:51,921 350 00:15:51,989 --> 00:15:53,356 Hello, hello? 351 00:15:53,424 --> 00:15:54,424 Hello. 352 00:15:57,094 --> 00:15:59,095 (keys jangling) 353 00:15:59,163 --> 00:16:00,230 Hello. 354 00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:06,536 Uh, hi. 355 00:16:06,604 --> 00:16:07,937 You're kind of naked. 356 00:16:08,005 --> 00:16:09,405 I don't want to touch you. 357 00:16:13,544 --> 00:16:14,444 (whistling) 358 00:16:34,665 --> 00:16:36,299 Hello, hello, come on. 359 00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:38,735 Hello, hello, hello. 360 00:16:41,038 --> 00:16:41,938 All right. 361 00:16:49,013 --> 00:16:52,682 (shouting in foreign language) 362 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:53,816 No, no, no! Your aunt! 363 00:16:53,884 --> 00:16:55,485 Your aunt... (shouting continues) 364 00:16:55,552 --> 00:16:56,686 ...is on the elevator! 365 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,321 Your aunt is in the elevator! 366 00:16:58,389 --> 00:16:59,455 Your aunt is in the elevator! (shouting continues) 367 00:16:59,523 --> 00:17:02,430 (siren blaring) 368 00:17:03,532 --> 00:17:05,967 (siren blaring) 369 00:17:07,803 --> 00:17:09,404 (horn honking) 370 00:17:17,279 --> 00:17:19,114 (horn honking continues) 371 00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:22,617 (exhaling) 372 00:17:27,056 --> 00:17:28,523 Oh... 373 00:17:28,591 --> 00:17:29,824 Oh... 374 00:17:29,892 --> 00:17:30,792 Mother's tits. 375 00:17:34,713 --> 00:17:37,581 (woman on phone) Take advantage of Bryn Jorner Cable's newest deals, 376 00:17:37,649 --> 00:17:40,651 including free HBO for only $20 a day 377 00:17:40,719 --> 00:17:43,821 and a sports package with none of your favorite sports. 378 00:17:43,889 --> 00:17:45,656 Here at Slime Dormer Cable, 379 00:17:45,724 --> 00:17:48,292 we know you have no choice in cable providers, 380 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,462 so we appreciate your choosing us. 381 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:55,333 Your hold time may be up to 7,000 seconds. 382 00:17:58,303 --> 00:17:59,503 (doorbell ringing) 383 00:18:10,449 --> 00:18:12,717 Oh, hi. 384 00:18:12,784 --> 00:18:14,485 Uh, come, uh... 385 00:18:15,687 --> 00:18:17,021 Hi. 386 00:18:19,191 --> 00:18:20,725 (speaking foreign language) 387 00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:22,326 I'm sorry, um... 388 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,562 Oh, oh. 389 00:18:24,629 --> 00:18:26,497 Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no. 390 00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:28,699 Nah, just don't-- don't worry about it. 391 00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:30,234 Don't, uh... 392 00:18:30,302 --> 00:18:33,471 No, no, it's fine, it's fine. 393 00:18:33,538 --> 00:18:34,672 It's all right. 394 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:35,740 It's okay. 395 00:18:35,807 --> 00:18:36,907 (speaking foreign language) 396 00:18:36,975 --> 00:18:38,442 Yeah. 397 00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:39,543 (yelling) 398 00:18:39,611 --> 00:18:40,878 Yeah, yeah, that was crazy. 399 00:18:40,946 --> 00:18:43,347 You know, it's, uh... 400 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,549 That's nice, don't worry about it. 401 00:18:45,617 --> 00:18:47,051 Thank you. 402 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:49,854 Oh, is that... 403 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,389 (speaking foreign language) 404 00:18:51,456 --> 00:18:52,423 For me? 405 00:18:52,491 --> 00:18:54,024 Can you-- come in, come on in. 406 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,226 Uh... 407 00:18:55,293 --> 00:18:56,861 Come on inside, please. Okay. 408 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:57,895 Come on in. 409 00:18:57,963 --> 00:18:59,597 Yeah, this is my apartment. 410 00:18:59,664 --> 00:19:01,165 Come on in. 411 00:19:01,233 --> 00:19:02,666 Ah. Yes. 412 00:19:02,734 --> 00:19:04,368 413 00:19:06,171 --> 00:19:07,571 This is really good. 414 00:19:07,639 --> 00:19:09,039 It's yummy. 415 00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,040 Yum-yum. 416 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,242 Yum-yum! 417 00:19:11,309 --> 00:19:12,309 It's delicious. 418 00:19:12,377 --> 00:19:13,944 It's mmm. 419 00:19:14,012 --> 00:19:15,246 (speaking foreign language) 420 00:19:15,313 --> 00:19:16,280 You don't want it? 421 00:19:16,348 --> 00:19:17,381 No, no, this is for me. 422 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:18,649 No, I'm not serving you any-- 423 00:19:18,717 --> 00:19:20,117 Yeah, this is more for me. 424 00:19:20,185 --> 00:19:21,886 (laughing) Yeah, here we go. 425 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,053 You know what? 426 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,221 (speaking foreign language) 427 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,222 Yeah, look, let's just-- 428 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,357 let's just go ahead and... 429 00:19:27,826 --> 00:19:28,759 Let's just eat. 430 00:19:30,162 --> 00:19:31,095 Oh my God. 431 00:19:32,264 --> 00:19:34,698 I love, uh... women. 432 00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:36,901 Not all of them. 433 00:19:38,236 --> 00:19:40,237 But usually when I love somebody, it's a woman. 434 00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:42,973 How do you know you love somebody? 435 00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:44,175 That's a good question. 436 00:19:44,242 --> 00:19:45,776 How do you know you love somebody? 437 00:19:45,844 --> 00:19:46,884 You know you love somebody 438 00:19:46,945 --> 00:19:49,647 when you share your innermost... 439 00:19:49,714 --> 00:19:52,550 secret racism with them. 440 00:19:52,617 --> 00:19:54,685 That's... 441 00:19:54,753 --> 00:19:57,588 that's when you really know... 442 00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:59,156 when you finally come out 443 00:19:59,224 --> 00:20:01,992 and say, "All right, there's this black guy at work 444 00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:04,495 "and, uh... 445 00:20:04,563 --> 00:20:06,893 Actually, you know what, both black guys at work." 446 00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:11,608 I have two daughters, 447 00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:16,179 so I'm raising two future women, you know? 448 00:20:16,247 --> 00:20:17,380 Maybe. 449 00:20:17,448 --> 00:20:20,350 I mean, one of them might be a guy later. 450 00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:21,718 It's possible. 451 00:20:21,786 --> 00:20:22,919 It could happen. 452 00:20:22,987 --> 00:20:24,654 Someday, one of my daughters will say, 453 00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:27,190 "Dad, I'm really a guy." 454 00:20:27,258 --> 00:20:28,619 And I'll be like, "All right, well, 455 00:20:28,659 --> 00:20:30,226 "let's get you a dick. 456 00:20:31,796 --> 00:20:32,956 "Let's get you a dick, honey. 457 00:20:34,432 --> 00:20:36,433 "We're going to get you the nicest dick in town. 458 00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:41,137 Nothing is too good for my little girl." 459 00:20:42,402 --> 00:20:52,369 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 460 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:56,969 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29368

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