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Stop it!
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Stop it!
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It's not time
to do that right now.
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But it's beautiful.
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It's not time to do it,
I told you--
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I told you...
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to do your homework.
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Go to your room, go to your
room, go to your room.
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Go to your room, go to your room.
Hey... Daddy!
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Go to your room,
go to your room!
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Go to your room,
go to your room.
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This is bullshit.
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Can someone help me at all?
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Yeah, I'll help you.
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Thank you very much,
I appreciate it.
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So I was-- I was wondering
about this DVD player.
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Yeah?
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Well, does it play just
Blu-ray or regular DVDs?
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I'm not sure.
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You want to know
if it plays DVDs?
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No, I--
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Hello?
Hey.
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I was helping you.
No, you weren't.
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Hello?
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Excelsior C.K.
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Excelsior?
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Oh, yeah.
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Hello... Louie.
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Uncle X, hi, how are you?
I am well.
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How are you yourself?
I'm okay.
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I'm kinda--
I'm kind of busy right now.
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I am busy myself.
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Shall we hang up?
No, no.
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I'm-- I'm sorry.
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I'm coming to New York andI wonder if we could meet?
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We should have lunch tomorrow.
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Do you accept?
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You know, I have--
I have my kids with me.
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I guess I could get
a sitter, um...
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Very well, then.
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Meet me at the Russian Tea Roomat 2:00 p.m.
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Oh, jeez...
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Shit!
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Luther Vandross, right?
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Cool.
Excuse me.
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Yes, sir.
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Are you the manager here?
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One of your employees
just assaulted me.
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That's pretty serious.
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Will you come this way?
Yeah.
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Get security to
meet me at the office.
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Okay, so this was about
20 minutes ago.
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Can you see which
camera you were near?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's us right there.
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Okay.
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Is that me?
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That's not me.
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Yeah, man, that's you.
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That's what I look like?
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All right, okay,
see what he's doing?
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See?
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Okay, now watch what happens.
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Shit!
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Clearly, he acted
inappropriately.
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How would you like to proceed?
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Do you wish to press charges?
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Thank you very much.
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Thanks a lot.
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Show me that shit again.
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Is this closed?
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Louie, Louie.
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Hello, welcome.
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Come, sit.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
How are you?
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Hi.
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You are-- you are in
show business now?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Then tell me.
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Tell me all about that.
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Well, it's-- well,
it's going pretty well.
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I got this show and--
That's wonderful.
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Listen, why I want to see you--
Okay.
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I was in Boston yesterday
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because I bought
a credenza in Geneva.
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They're representing Mexico
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at an international
finance-analysis conference
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and I was invited to the palace
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of some sort of duke.
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He had this wonderful credenza
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and I asked him about it
and he said...
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Well, he was this
kind of man-- hmm--
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who has a hunting dog
by his side
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and boots, you know?
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You know, like... like
this kind of man, you know?
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You know?
Okay.
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And so this duke,
I said to him,
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"What a wonderful credenza."
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And he says, "I must
make you a gift of one."
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You know?
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This-- this kind of...
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And so he gave me one
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and I had it shipped to Boston
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and I'm having it redone
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by the most excellent
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historical carpenter in Boston.
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And while I was in Boston,
I saw your father.
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Yes.
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Your father.
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Do you know what he told me?
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No.
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Waiter.
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We'd like two Cornish hens
and some water.
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Listen, my-- my--
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When I was a boy, I had a horse
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given to me by my father,
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your abuelo.
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And when I went away to school,
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I gave that horse to your
father to care for
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and in three months,
he let my horse die.
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Yeah.
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So...
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Louie, let me
ask you something.
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When a man has intercourse
with a prostitute
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and he covers his organ...
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with protection
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so that he won't catch her
wretchedness,
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he's acting in
the interest of his family
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so that he won't take it
home to his wife.
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That's--
that's a question?
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But...
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between a father and a son,
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there can be no separation.
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No boundary.
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A father calls, a son answers.
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A father beckons, a son comes.
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This is for life, Louie.
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For life.
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I saw your father.
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He was alone.
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He has no one.
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I could not even look at him
and he cried to me,
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"Ooh, my son, he does not
call me, does not see me."
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It was disgusting,
like a woman.
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Listen, can I just--
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When a father--
Can I please--
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Uncle X, just let me say
one thing, okay, please?
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No.
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You go and see your father.
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You go and see him.
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Louie, Louie.
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Louie.
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For shame.
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Shame on you, shame on you.
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Shame on you, shame on you,
Louie, shame on you.
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Go and see your father.
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You go and see him.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Shame.
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Shame on you.
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Make a bet, man.
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Give me a second.
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You already took 7,000.
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I'm trying to
figure out what to do.
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Well, then fold.
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Don't tell him to fold,
I want his money.
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Call.
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And after all that, he calls.
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Goddamn it.
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I raise it five.
Five?!
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How do you guys have
so much money?
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That's like
the cheesiest--
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I don't have five.
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You could sell
your tits on eBay.
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You'd get like seven bucks
for those.
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Yeah, but shipping
would be, like, five bucks.
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I'd clear $2.
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And then I'd also have
big bloody holes
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where my tits used to be.
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I would still.
Oh...
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In the titty hole?
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Right in the two titty holes,
her new titty holes.
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Oh, my God.
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Give me a 20, sweetie.
Yeah.
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I call.
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Oh, you left something
in here, Jim.
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Give me that, give me that, give me that.
Wait, wait, whoa.
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Wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
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What is this?
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Oh, my God.
Drawn by a child, I guess.
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Please, please,
give me that, please.
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Jim, why do you have
a child's crude drawing
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of a woman with a scribbly bush
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sucking a big cock?
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It's not a child's old drawing.
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I drew it.
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Oh, you're gonna have
to tell the-- There's no story.
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You're gonna have to tell the story.
There's no story.
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- You drew this?
- Okay, can we play poker?
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Why did you draw that?
Tell the story now.
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Because, um, I get horny
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and I've always gotten horny, really horny.
Okay.
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And when I was growing up,
we didn't have "Playboys,"
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'cause they weren't allowed
and my mother would
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clear my room out and so I would
just draw tits and pussies.
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Like this?
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Big tits and big hairy pussies.
That's been in your pocket since you was a kid?
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No, stupid, I just-- I draw them regularly.
Let me get this straight.
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You jack off to your own
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drawings of tits and pussies?
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That's a lot of work
to get a nut off.
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I think it's sweet.
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You still draw
like a little kid.
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I know..
All right, all right.
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This is new, this is new.
Yes, it's new.
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This is contemporary work.
Yes, it's contemporary work.
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And you jerk off to this?
Yes, I do.
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So what?
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Can you go to the doughnut shop
and get me a cruller?
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Did you guys see this article
in "The New York Times"?
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It was about ancient forms
of pornography
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and they're talking about
wood carvings from the--
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That's it, I'm out.
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I know I tell a bad story,
but wow.
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cards with you people,
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throwing up all over
the... place.
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Sweetie, are you okay?
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I'm sorry,
I don't know what happened.
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Jesus, Louie, you got me
right in the face!
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We ll.
So what is this?
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Well, here's the thing.
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Rashes and vomiting don't
usually go together.
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And if they do, it's usually...
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fever, aches and pains
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and you don't have any of that.
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No, I actually feel
pretty good except for
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I have a rash and I'm vomiting
for no reason.
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Right, so, you know, what we
look for in cases like this
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is what else might be going on.
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What-- what else?
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You know, what else
is going on?
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What do you--
what do you mean?
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In your life, what's new?
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Any new stress?
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Well, no, I mean,
I got kids and I work,
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it's hard sometimes, but,
y'know, boilerplate misery,
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alone in the world,
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might as well be a maggot
sucking a dead cat's face,
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what's the point?
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But nothing new.
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Have you eaten anything
recently
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that you're not used to?
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I had corn flakes yesterday,
I had pizza.
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I had a Cornish hen.
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Where'd you have Cornish hen?
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The Russian Tea Room.
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Fancy.
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Yeah, I was with
my uncle and...
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Yeah?
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He said...
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Oh, oh, boy.
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I think we found the virus.
Yeah.
265
00:13:02,468 --> 00:13:05,024
What did--
what did your uncle say?
266
00:13:05,137 --> 00:13:07,872
Sorry.
Yeah, take your time.
267
00:13:10,008 --> 00:13:12,531
He said...
268
00:13:12,644 --> 00:13:14,045
He told me to go see my dad.
269
00:13:15,214 --> 00:13:17,637
When's the last time
you saw your dad?
270
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,372
Two years ago--
I don't talk to him.
271
00:13:19,485 --> 00:13:20,774
But I...
272
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:24,043
What's weird is I didn't get
upset when he said it, I...
273
00:13:24,156 --> 00:13:26,045
I got annoyed with him,
but I didn't-- I didn't--
274
00:13:26,158 --> 00:13:28,681
Well, clearly, your body wasn't
ready to take it all in
275
00:13:28,794 --> 00:13:30,048
and whatever
it is with your dad,
276
00:13:30,161 --> 00:13:34,452
it's too big for your actual
conscious mind to take in
277
00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:37,289
and your nervous system,
278
00:13:37,402 --> 00:13:40,459
and so it's coming out your
skin and your stomach.
279
00:13:40,572 --> 00:13:43,161
That sounds--
that sounds right.
280
00:13:43,274 --> 00:13:45,430
I think you ought to-- I think
you better go see your dad
281
00:13:45,543 --> 00:13:48,833
or decide it's okay
not to see your dad.
282
00:13:48,946 --> 00:13:51,837
Either way.
283
00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:53,372
I think I'm gonna...
284
00:13:53,485 --> 00:13:54,485
Here, okay, okay, hold on,
I got-- here...
285
00:14:00,566 --> 00:14:02,489
Ladies and gentlemen,
we're making our final descent
286
00:14:02,602 --> 00:14:05,358
into Logan Airport in Bostonwhere your father lives.
287
00:14:05,471 --> 00:14:07,293
Please return your seat backsto the upright position
288
00:14:07,406 --> 00:14:09,443
and turn off and stow your...
289
00:14:32,396 --> 00:14:33,878
Did he just throw up?
290
00:14:33,991 --> 00:14:34,992
He just threw up on the car.
291
00:14:35,105 --> 00:14:36,287
Sir!
292
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,688
Sir!
293
00:14:37,801 --> 00:14:39,633
You can't throw up on the car.
294
00:14:40,837 --> 00:14:42,192
I already did, I'm sorry.
295
00:14:42,305 --> 00:14:43,927
Well, sir, you're gonna
have to clean that up.
296
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,929
That's not your car.
297
00:14:46,042 --> 00:14:47,998
Hey, listen, I'm going to
see my father, okay?
298
00:14:48,111 --> 00:14:49,266
I'm a little distressed.
299
00:14:49,379 --> 00:14:50,700
I haven't seen him
in two years.
300
00:14:50,813 --> 00:14:52,335
Well, either
see him or don't see him.
301
00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:53,837
Make a decision, be a man.
302
00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:55,538
You're 44 years old.
303
00:14:55,651 --> 00:14:56,951
It's your fault.
304
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:05,482
Make a left turn on Walnut Street
305
00:15:05,595 --> 00:15:07,596
to get to your father's house.
306
00:15:09,566 --> 00:15:12,255
You missed the turn to yourfather's house.
307
00:15:12,368 --> 00:15:14,190
Okay, okay.
308
00:15:14,303 --> 00:15:16,159
Why are you being such a...
309
00:15:16,272 --> 00:15:17,694
little pussy about this?
310
00:15:17,807 --> 00:15:19,029
Shut up.
311
00:15:19,142 --> 00:15:21,130
He's your father.
312
00:15:21,243 --> 00:15:22,799
It's not like he...
313
00:15:22,912 --> 00:15:25,001
touched your dick or something.
314
00:15:25,114 --> 00:15:27,570
No, it was nothing like that.
315
00:15:27,683 --> 00:15:29,104
I just feel weird
around him, that's all,
316
00:15:29,217 --> 00:15:30,372
I just don't-- I--
317
00:15:30,485 --> 00:15:32,140
Why are you yelling at me?
318
00:15:32,253 --> 00:15:33,875
I'm not even real.
319
00:15:33,988 --> 00:15:36,211
I'm aware of that, I--
320
00:15:36,324 --> 00:15:37,979
Look, I'm not trying to
argue with you.
321
00:15:38,092 --> 00:15:39,881
Of course,
most people would say
322
00:15:39,994 --> 00:15:41,817
that they want to be with
their dad all the time.
323
00:15:41,930 --> 00:15:42,930
Oh, shit!
324
00:15:49,737 --> 00:15:51,292
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
325
00:15:51,405 --> 00:15:52,728
All right, I get it!
326
00:15:52,841 --> 00:15:55,230
I get it, your life is gonna
end if you don't move now!
327
00:15:55,343 --> 00:15:56,565
Jesus Christ.
328
00:15:56,678 --> 00:15:58,667
You got a problem?
329
00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:01,069
You wanna start something?
I'll "staht" something.
330
00:16:01,182 --> 00:16:03,839
You wanna start something here?
You wanna "staht" something, you Boston ignoramus?!
331
00:16:03,952 --> 00:16:04,973
You wanna "staht" something?
Ignoramus?
332
00:16:05,086 --> 00:16:06,208
Yeah, ignoramus.
333
00:16:06,321 --> 00:16:07,676
Yeah, I'm sick of guys
like you.
334
00:16:07,789 --> 00:16:09,278
I'm glad I don't live here anymore.
Hey, hey, hey.
335
00:16:09,391 --> 00:16:11,447
Your nose is bleeding.
What?
336
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,048
Your nose is bleeding.
337
00:16:13,161 --> 00:16:14,250
Here.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
338
00:16:14,363 --> 00:16:15,563
Use this.
339
00:16:17,966 --> 00:16:19,288
Hey, man, I'm sorry,
I just--
340
00:16:19,401 --> 00:16:21,190
I'm stressed out,
I'm going to see my dad.
341
00:16:21,303 --> 00:16:22,759
Your dad?
342
00:16:22,872 --> 00:16:24,928
Yeah, I haven't seen him
in about two years.
343
00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:27,130
I haven't seen my dad
since he died.
344
00:16:27,243 --> 00:16:28,931
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
345
00:16:29,044 --> 00:16:30,411
You should think
about that, you queer.
346
00:16:32,681 --> 00:16:34,770
I'm sorry, man.
All right, mush.
347
00:16:34,883 --> 00:16:36,272
Keep the rag too, okay?
Okay, man.
348
00:16:36,385 --> 00:16:38,274
Good luck with your dad.
349
00:16:38,387 --> 00:16:39,542
Good luck, all right.
350
00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:41,631
Thanks, man, thank you.
Take it easy, mush.
351
00:16:41,681 --> 00:16:46,231
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