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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie Louaaa ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie
you're gonna cry ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie Louaaa ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie
you're gonna die ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie
Louie... ♪
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You should do your job,
that's what I'm trying to say.
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You should do your job,
because it's your job,
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because you're
the person standing there
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doing that thing,
so just do it!
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Do the shit out of it.
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Why wouldn't you?
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It drives me crazy when someone
has a job that they don't like
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so they do it shitty.
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What kind of a response
is that?
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If you do it shitty,
isn't it worse for you?
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Like, I travel,
so I have to--
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I need help all the time.
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And I go-- like,
I rent a car
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and I always
want another one-- I'm crazy.
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So I get a car, I'm like,
"I don't like that.
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I want another car."
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So I go to the counter,
"Can I get a different car ?"
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And sometimes I get the person
who's like--
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( sighing )
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"Why ?"
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'Cause I'm a dick!
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Give it to me.
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Why-- what do you--
what do you...
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"What's wrong with it ?"
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I'm crazy
is what's wrong with it.
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You're-- you're wearing a vest
that matches the building,
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just do the thing that
is the point of the place.
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"Uhh."
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Why ?!
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You know why?
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'Cause you're 20, that's why.
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'Cause you're a 20-year-old
little ( bleep )
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and you have no idea
how the world works,
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because you think you
deserve better...
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you think you're
too interesting a person
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to have a shitty job.
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Every 20-year-old that
I encounter behind the counter
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gives me that look.
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"Oh, this job sucks."
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Yeah, that's why
we gave it to you.
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Because you're 20!
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Which is a mathematical
guarantee
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that you have no skills
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and nothing to offer
anybody in the world!
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You're 20!
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For two decades, you've just
been taking and sucking up.
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Education...
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( slurping )
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... and love
and food and iPods,
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just sucking it up
and judging it.
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"Yeah, it's pretty good,
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but not really,
I don't like that..."
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You've just been selecting
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and absorbing shit that
you didn't ( bleep ) earn.
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For two decades!
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Three presidents,
that's how long
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you've just been a burden.
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You're like an orange that's
rotting on a tree
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and the tree's like,
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"Get the-- get--
this thing's crazy."
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"Uh, I don't wanna go,
let me stay !"
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You're 20,
you've never done any--
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If you're 20 years old,
I guarantee you,
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you have never done
anything for anybody, ever.
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Never.
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Yes, you went on
a school trip to Guatemala
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and they told you you helped
but you totally did not help.
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The guy was like,
I got a mudslide on my house
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and now I gotta babysit
a ( bleep ) college kid.
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Why do I have to do this?
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Jesus.
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"Ehh."
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Just take her
picture with a shovel
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and send her home so she can
put it on Facebook.
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"I had an amazing
experience in Guatemala,
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"it was totally amazing
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and I really helped those
people, I helped them."
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( man on loudspeaker )
Attention, ladies and gentlemen,
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if you hear a series ofloud noises,
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this is from constructiongoing on at Grand Central.
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Please do not be alarmed.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Carlene.
Thank you for doing this.
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I have no choice.
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I need to get back
on this train
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to Philadelphia right now.
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I will be back
for her in two days.
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But you're both
staying with me.
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That was the plan.
No.
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Just her, two days.
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Louie, please.
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That's not what you said
that you were gonna do.
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I was afraid, okay?
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I mean, how could I ask you to do this for me?
Well, you're not asking,
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you're just apparently doing it.
Louie, I'm sorry.
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I need to go to Philadelphia
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and I need her
not to go with me.
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Just, please.
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I don't know anybody her age!
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She's 13.
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You don't need to do
much for her.
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I have to go.
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You've gotta be shitting me.
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Where's my mom?
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She's gone.
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Forever?
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No, just--
just a couple of days.
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Okay.
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Hey, hey, excuse me.
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( Louie )
Hey.
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Amy?
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Amy?
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Amy, hey...
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Hey, listen, you can't...
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Please, Amy...
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Um, we're gonna
go back to my--
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Amy!
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Thank you for stopping.
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All right.
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We need to
make some rules here.
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No more running away.
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This is a big city
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and it's not cool for
you to run away from me.
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Now we'rgonna go back to my
place and we'll figure out--
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Dude, what did I--
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What did I just say,
what did I just say?
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What did I-- Amy!
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This is, uh, home.
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Come on.
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Uh... this is
where I live.
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I guess you could stay
in, uh...
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Lilly and Jane's room.
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I don't know
if you remember them.
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They were very little
last time you saw them,
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but you can be in here
if you want, if you--
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( door slamming )
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Hey, Amy.
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Amy, it's been about four hours
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and I don't have any--
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I haven't heard
a sound in there.
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Listen, I gotta know
you're not a dead kid
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in my house right now,
so I'm--
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Amy?
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All right, I'm gonna open
the door, have to come in.
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I don't wanna breach a thing,
but I gotta walk in the room,
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to be a responsible grownup.
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So here's me--
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This is me coming in, okay?
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Here I go.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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You wanna get
something to--
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You want some food or...
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We'll get some--
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I wanna go to Fontana's.
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You wanna go what?
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To Fontana's.
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It's an indie rock club.
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I wanna go there.
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♪ Whoa ♪
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♪ I said to leave her alone ♪
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♪ You gotta want it so bad ♪
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♪ I said to leave her alone ♪
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♪ You gotta make her forget ♪
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♪ You got a heartbreaking man ♪
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♪ He's gonnpush you away ♪
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♪ You got a heartbreaking man ♪
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♪ He's gonna push you away ♪
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Did you like the show?
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Hey, listen, do you wanna
get something to eat?
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This is-- this is Chinatown.
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It's renowned Chinese food
and we could get--
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I gotta get you
to eat something.
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I'm not gonna die
if I don't eat.
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Yeah, you actually are.
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Is it true you're a comedian?
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Uh-huh.
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Can I see you do a show?
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No, that's--
that's not a good idea.
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Why?
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Because yoe say "shit"
and "( bleep )"
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and talk about bad things?
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Yeah.
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My mom says
( bleep ) all the time.
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She screams it, in my face.
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Jesus.
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I'd like to see your show.
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Li, sten, Amy, I don't know
the depth of how bad
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things are in
your home and I--
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Your mom had a hard life,
all right?
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And I know that
that's not your...
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I'd like to see a comedy show.
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Can I see you do a show?
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Yeah, okay.
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Come on.
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I mean, 'cause this is
New York, right?
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So there's a lot
of immigrants, right?
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We got a lot of immigrants
here, right?
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Yeah, so--
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Um... where you guys from?
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Where's this
Internet team from?
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Holy...
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Holy mackerel.
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You got the Asian, that's
the leader-- holy mackerel.
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It's like--
this is like Benetton.
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Hey!
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All you need is me, huh?
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Where you guys from,
where you guys from?
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You guys are smart!
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He's-- he's funny.
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He's doing crowd work.
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That's-- that's easy.
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Do you do crowd work?
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No, but that's just
a difference--
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It's...
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Bro, pass the high five.
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I'm going on next.
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Just, I'll be--
I'll see you after.
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Oh, no...
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Friends?
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( laughing )
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What is this?
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"Friends that really don't
wanna be friends" night?
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All right, you guys,
good night, everybody.
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I'll see you guys.
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Thank you very much!
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Peace, I'm out of here,
New York!
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( cheers and applause )
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( man )
Godfrey!
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( cheers and applause )
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Godfrey!
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Mother...
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Godfrey in the goddamn building,
everybody!
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The next young man
making his way to the stage,
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very funny comedian, you've
seen him all over,
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give some love
to Louie C.K!
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( applauding )
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Thank you very much.
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Thanks, hi, how are you doing?
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I-- I--
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You guys look like
a nice crowd.
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Where you-- Ma'am,
where are you from?
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( woman )
I already told the last comedian
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and he made it really funny.
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Oh, he did?
Yeah.
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Okay.
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Where you from, sir?
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( man ) Southern California.
Southern California?
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That's...
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Uh, so...
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This is a falafel.
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It's Middle Eastern food.
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I gotta get you
to eat something.
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You can't...
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So, Amy, you go to school?
265
00:13:30,917 --> 00:13:32,250
You play any sports?
266
00:13:34,754 --> 00:13:35,954
How old are you, about 13?
267
00:13:39,025 --> 00:13:41,126
Well, Amy, it really has
been nice talking to you.
268
00:13:41,194 --> 00:13:42,794
Um...
269
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I'm gonna go ahead and stop.
270
00:13:44,663 --> 00:13:48,666
You can't talk to teenagers,
especially girls.
271
00:13:48,734 --> 00:13:51,203
It's like they walk through
this door into this dark room
272
00:13:51,270 --> 00:13:53,538
and once they're in that room,
nobody can reach 'em.
273
00:13:53,606 --> 00:13:55,173
It's like
they're deaf and dumb.
274
00:13:55,241 --> 00:13:58,609
They're in the wilderness of
hormones and bad ideas.
275
00:13:58,677 --> 00:14:01,011
All's you can do is
look at your watch and wait.
276
00:14:01,079 --> 00:14:03,914
Then at around 16,
277
00:14:03,981 --> 00:14:06,082
they come out and they either
come out people
278
00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:07,317
or they come out whores.
279
00:14:07,384 --> 00:14:09,352
Jesus Christ, man.
280
00:14:13,323 --> 00:14:14,856
What's up, guys, what's up?
281
00:14:14,924 --> 00:14:16,624
How you doing, Godfrey?
Hey. How you doing?
282
00:14:22,564 --> 00:14:24,031
Hi, I'm Godfrey.
283
00:14:26,569 --> 00:14:27,702
What's your name?
284
00:14:27,770 --> 00:14:29,838
Amy.
285
00:14:29,905 --> 00:14:31,139
Nice to meet you, Amy.
286
00:14:31,207 --> 00:14:32,508
All right.
287
00:14:32,575 --> 00:14:34,610
She's my niece.
288
00:14:38,548 --> 00:14:40,350
You from out of town?
289
00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:43,086
Yeah, I'm from Boston.
290
00:14:43,154 --> 00:14:44,588
Boston.
291
00:14:44,656 --> 00:14:46,390
How much do you hate it there?
292
00:14:46,457 --> 00:14:47,324
Very.
293
00:14:47,392 --> 00:14:48,425
( chuckling )
294
00:14:50,561 --> 00:14:53,062
Amy, I'm gonna go to
the bathroom now,
295
00:14:53,129 --> 00:14:53,996
so you just wait here, okay?
296
00:14:54,064 --> 00:14:55,964
I'll be right back.
297
00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:06,075
( man ) Did you read about Jay-Z
working the party circuit?
298
00:15:06,143 --> 00:15:07,610
( crowd laughing )
299
00:15:07,677 --> 00:15:10,246
... because she invited me
and I knew it was gonna suck,
300
00:15:10,313 --> 00:15:12,715
I knew, like, when I got
the invitation,
301
00:15:12,782 --> 00:15:14,584
you're fine.
302
00:15:14,651 --> 00:15:16,252
It's gonna suck so bad.
303
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,021
... if I let it.
304
00:15:18,089 --> 00:15:20,991
You can't resist it,
though, you have to be like,
305
00:15:21,059 --> 00:15:24,528
let the suck wash over me.
306
00:15:24,595 --> 00:15:25,662
And I'm not gonna resist it.
307
00:15:31,035 --> 00:15:34,237
( Godfrey )
I totally get you, Amy, I totally do.
308
00:15:34,305 --> 00:15:37,740
It's just that every second,
she has a problem with me.
309
00:15:37,807 --> 00:15:41,342
I can never be myself
and she hates me.
310
00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:43,478
No, no, no, no, no,
she doesn't hate you, okay?
311
00:15:43,546 --> 00:15:44,980
First of all, she's your mom,
all right?
312
00:15:45,048 --> 00:15:47,349
Well, my mom's crazy.
313
00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:50,219
Everybody's mom is crazy.
314
00:15:50,287 --> 00:15:52,188
Serious.
315
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:55,892
Listen, it's okay, you know,
to push away, you know?
316
00:15:55,959 --> 00:15:57,393
Make some room for yourself,
317
00:15:57,461 --> 00:16:00,297
but don't push too far,
'cause you're gonna need her.
318
00:16:00,364 --> 00:16:02,566
Come 16, you're gonna need Mom.
319
00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:03,600
Ugh.
320
00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:04,934
Ah, yeah.
321
00:16:05,002 --> 00:16:07,003
You're saying, "That bitch
needs to shut up,"
322
00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:09,772
but in three years, you're
gonna be on the phone like,
323
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,241
"Mom, I'm in jail."
324
00:16:12,309 --> 00:16:14,510
( laughing )
325
00:16:14,578 --> 00:16:17,747
"Mom, I need an abortion.
326
00:16:17,815 --> 00:16:20,350
"Mom, come pick me up,
327
00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:22,651
I'm drunk as shit,
I can't drive."
328
00:16:22,719 --> 00:16:24,220
( laughing )
329
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,921
Oh, my God.
330
00:16:25,989 --> 00:16:28,458
I could never
do that with my mom.
331
00:16:28,525 --> 00:16:30,493
You know what, Amy,
you're all right.
332
00:16:30,561 --> 00:16:32,428
Give me some.
333
00:16:32,496 --> 00:16:34,163
All right, I'll see ya.
334
00:16:37,634 --> 00:16:39,768
How did you get her to
talk to you like that?
335
00:16:39,836 --> 00:16:42,037
My girlfriend
has a 13-year-old.
336
00:16:42,105 --> 00:16:43,172
You just gotta learn how to
talk to people
337
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,907
that aren't like you.
338
00:16:44,975 --> 00:16:46,575
It's called empathy, man.
339
00:17:01,327 --> 00:17:02,860
Excuse me, sir.
340
00:17:02,928 --> 00:17:04,328
Can you help me out?
341
00:17:04,396 --> 00:17:06,330
Yeah.
342
00:17:06,397 --> 00:17:07,631
Here you go.
Thank you, God bless you.
343
00:17:07,699 --> 00:17:09,133
Okay, no problem.
344
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,301
You shouldn't do that.
Do what?
345
00:17:11,369 --> 00:17:14,437
Give money to homeless people.
346
00:17:14,505 --> 00:17:16,338
What?
347
00:17:16,406 --> 00:17:18,640
It's demeaning to them.
348
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:20,442
What's...
349
00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:22,577
How is it demeaning
to help somebody?
350
00:17:22,644 --> 00:17:25,646
Well, you're putting
yourself above them.
351
00:17:25,714 --> 00:17:28,248
It's condescending.
352
00:17:28,316 --> 00:17:30,716
Hey, that guy needed my help
and I gave it to him
353
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,517
and now he can go eat,
354
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,919
he can-- he can
sleep in a warm place,
355
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,354
he can take care of his family.
356
00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:38,222
You only gave him a dollar.
357
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:39,791
Okay, but it's
a cumulative thing.
358
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,926
It's a lot of people and
I'm one of them, okay--
359
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,661
A lot of-- I'm one of
the people that helps.
360
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,497
You would have him just
staying out in the cold
361
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,932
and getting sick and dying.
362
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,601
You know, I don't know
where you got this shit from
363
00:17:50,668 --> 00:17:52,503
because you're mother's
a liberal freak,
364
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:53,704
so I don't know
how you got this way.
365
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:55,473
It's a damn shame, though.
366
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:58,042
My dad told me that people
who do charity
367
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:01,246
do it to better
themselves, not others.
368
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,081
Yeah, and then
he ran out on you.
369
00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:11,525
I'm tired, can we just go home?
370
00:18:13,796 --> 00:18:14,762
All right.
371
00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:15,830
Sorry.
372
00:18:26,141 --> 00:18:27,308
( door closing )
373
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:05,377
( sighing )
374
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,148
( cell phone ringing )
375
00:19:12,253 --> 00:19:14,187
Hello?
( woman ) I'm calling from Mercy Hospital
376
00:19:14,255 --> 00:19:15,688
in Philadelphia.
377
00:19:15,756 --> 00:19:17,423
We're holding a Carlene Walter,
378
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:19,825
I believe she's your sister.
379
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:22,395
What happened?
Sir, she's being held under observation.
380
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:25,531
We were told to contact you.
381
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:28,033
Yeah, I have her--
I have her daughter.
382
00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:30,269
I'm-- She's my sister
and I...
383
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,703
Her daughter's with me
here in New York.
384
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,005
All right, well, that'swhat we needed to confirm.
385
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,506
What-- Is she okay?
386
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,008
What happened?
387
00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:40,644
She was in a public fountainacting irrationally.
388
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:43,680
Oh, my God.
389
00:19:43,748 --> 00:19:46,083
What do I do--
what do I do with her kid?
390
00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:48,485
Do you know how tocontact the father?
391
00:19:48,552 --> 00:19:51,154
No, he's-- he's a bad guy,
he's gone.
392
00:19:51,222 --> 00:19:52,722
Well, if you'rethe next of kin,
393
00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:56,060
you should retain custody ofher until her mother is well,
394
00:19:56,127 --> 00:19:59,063
unless, of course, you're notcapable of caring for her.
395
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,671
No.
396
00:20:05,739 --> 00:20:07,573
She'll be okay here.
397
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,775
Let me take some informationfrom you
398
00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:11,577
so we can further inform you
399
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:13,580
and coordinate yourniece's care.
400
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:16,282
I'll need your address,your place of employment
401
00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,518
and any information you cangive us about her mother.
402
00:20:23,039 --> 00:20:29,162
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