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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie louaaa ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie
you're gonna cry ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie louaaa ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie you're gonna die ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie
Louie... ♪
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It's weird to live as
an average-looking guy.
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It's different--
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Guys that are, like,
good-looking don't have any idea
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what it's like to live
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and just know that there's
a whole massive section
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of the female population
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that you just
don't have access to.
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You're just...
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I-- I get so sick.
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When I ( bleep ),
I just gross myself out.
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I'm always on my back, and
that's for her benefit.
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I just don't want
to make a woman see this.
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( Grunting )
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It's just not fair.
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She's so nice to let me
( bleep ) her,
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there's just no way I'm
gonna put her through that.
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( Grunting )
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( Moaning )
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I gotta--
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And I always gotta have
my shirt on, too,
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because last time
I did it without a shirt on
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and I was like--
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I'm like this, and it hangs.
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It's a mother dog.
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It's a mother dog's,
like, 14-nipple belly.
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That's what happens if
I go like this.
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It's happening now,
you just can't see it.
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It's a six-pack for a whole
other reason.
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It just hangs in sections.
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It actually--
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in three sections
with a split in the middle.
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And it jiggles when I'm
( bleep ), too,
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it's not like it's just there.
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Last time I had that happen,
I looked down,
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I was like, "Oh, no,"
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and I looked at her
and she was looking down.
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"Ew!"
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I never saw her again.
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Hello?
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Hey-- hey, Janice.
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It's-- it's--it's Louie.
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Louie?
Yeah, we--
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Hi.
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What's up?
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I-- um, h-hi.
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Hey, h-how you doing?
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I'm fine, fine.
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What's up?
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Uh, I just was...
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I'm just was--
I know that we--
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I know that we met in
a professional capacity
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and I don't--
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i just wondered if maybeyou want to--
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if we-- if you-- maybe
go to dinner sometime?
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Just, you know, no--
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just go out.
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Sure.
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Wow, really?
Yeah.
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When do you want to go?
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Uh, tomorrow ?
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To-- to a movie or something?
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Yeah.
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Okay, I'll text--
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I'll text you with the
particular-- exactly the place
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and you'll have more data.
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Great.
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I'll see you then.
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Who was that?
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Louie CK just asked me out,
I guess.
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Ha.
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You said yes?
Yeah.
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Not on a date,
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but he could be someone
at some point, couldn't hurt.
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( Chuckling )
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( Man shouting unintelligibly )
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( Shouting unintelligibly )
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( Horn honking )
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( Woman screaming )
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( Woman )
Oh, my God, get some help!
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( Man )
Help what? His head came off.
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( Police siren blaring )
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Hi.
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So what movie are we seeing?
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What?
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What movie did you want to see?
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I don't care.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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You wanted to see a movie?
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I don't think I can sit a theater
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and watch actors
pretend and talk, I...
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Are you okay?
I'm gonna go for a walk.
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You can come if you wanna.
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I'll come with you.
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Did you ever think how--
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About how your life could end
any second?
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Sure.
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No, you don't.
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I mean, you think
you're gonna live forever
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and you probably will.
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I don't think that.
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It's just so arrogant
the way we live our lives.
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You know, we're constantly right
on the edge of existence
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and nothing and we live
in total disrespect of that.
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And there's people in other
parts of the world,
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like Africa or Afghanistan, who--
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Those people, they know,
because they live on that edge
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and they lose people
every day.
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They die in a war
or in a disease thing.
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And they...
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And we think we're the ones.
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We think this is
the important place.
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Like we live in the center
of the goddamn universe.
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I know.
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And it's just--
it's bullshit.
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It's meaningless.
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I mean, I started
this day obsessed
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with how this would go,
this non-date with you.
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You don't want to date me,
I know that.
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But I was--
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"Ooh, please, God, could this
woman want to go out with me?"
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And maybe if I could
upgrade us to a date
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with bullshit conversation and
by seeing some crappy movie.
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And it doesn't mean anything.
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I mean, you could get
hit by a truck
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or shot in the chest by a gun guy.
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I could get thrown off a--
out of a helicopter.
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You know, Janice,
you're gorgeous,
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and I find you very attractive
and you're very nice.
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You're not even nice, honestly.
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And-- and... I just--
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I'm just sick of living
this bullshit life.
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Me too.
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Me too.
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Louie, I didn't know
what you were really like.
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What do you mean?
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Well, since you're being
so awesomely honest,
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no, you're right.
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I didn't want to go
on any date with you.
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I agreed because
you're on camera
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and you might be something.
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I'll say it.
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I'm superficial.
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But wow.
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You're really--
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I mean, what happened?
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Because the last time we met,
you were sort of...
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A goof.
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Yeah, well, I was attracted to
you, so I was all nervous
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and acting stupid.
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Well, why aren't you
like that now?
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Well, something happened.
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Like, when I was
on my way to see you.
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What happened?
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I was walking here,
to the theater,
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and I was at a red light,
like, standing on this corner,
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and this bum, like a homeless
guy, just came running,
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he was screaming
and I turn and I see
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and he's running right at me.
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He's looking at me
and he's running,
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like 30 miles an hour, just...
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crazy.
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And he gets right on
top of me, like,
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and he goes to grab me
and I ducked out of the way
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and he went sprawling into
the intersection,
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and a garbage truck
came and hit him...
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And his head came off.
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What?
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His head came off and it went,
"dun, dun, dun"
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down the street.
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It was--
it was horrible.
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His head came off?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God,
and you saw that?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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That's awful.
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That's so awful.
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That's the worst thing
I ever heard of.
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You saw that and then
you came out with me?
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Yeah, that's-- that's why--
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Oh, God!
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I think I need to go home.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, but--
do you want to...
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I didn't mean to upset you.
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I just...
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I mean, we could get a--
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I thought it was
kinda going well.
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I thought maybe you--
I didn't know that you--
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Another time I was
on a subway and...
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This woman got on the train,
young woman, and she--
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You know you can tell how long
people have been in New York
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by how they get on the subway?
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Because people that live here
just get on, like, "Ugh."
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But she got on like this,
like...
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It was pretty bad last time.
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I hope...
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I hope nobody
pisses in my face today.
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Last time, 14 people pissed
right into my mouth.
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That was really traumatic for
me, but I'm hanging in there.
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Still taking the train.
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That's mine.
This one here?
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I did it.
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That's so good,
it's so good.
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Nice job.
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This one's yours.
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I know, it says your name on it.
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All right, honey,
I'll see you later.
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Have a great day, okay?
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Bye-bye.
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See ya.
Bye-bye.
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Can I talk to you
a second about Jane?
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Yeah, sure.
Her math is not very strong.
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She has to get strong in math.
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She loves math,
she's just been struggling.
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Well, she needs
to step it up.
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Okay.
Okay, thank you.
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Hey, you're Jane's father?
Yeah.
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We never met,
I'm Nelson's mom.
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Nelson's the--
Yes, he stutters.
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No, I was gonna say,
he has black hair.
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Nelson has blonde hair.
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I don't know Nelson, then.
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I have him with his father,
Gabriel, who left him.
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That's--
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What is your feeling
about that plasma screen?
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How do you--
how do you mean that?
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The PTA wants to put a plasma
screen at the school entrance
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to replace
the announcement board.
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I think it's a huge waste of
money and it's anti-aesthetical,
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plus, I think it's just gonna
become, like,
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a propaganda machine.
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I don't really have an opinion.
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Hmm.
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That's a cop-out.
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Yeah, I guess it is.
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I just-- you know,
I think that board is fine,
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I think a plasma screen
would be okay.
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I doubt it would be
propaganda, but I don't know,
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so I don't really--
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I kinda just don't care,
so I guess--
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I don't know what your deal is,
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but do you wanna
go out sometime?
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You know what,
dating somebody from school--
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I'll be real honest with you.
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I don't date at all.
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I'm not gonna let someone
into my life in that way.
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I have things under control
and I just don't need it.
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Yeah, it's totally--
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00:13:27,709 --> 00:13:30,344
But I haven't had sex
in a very long time.
262
00:13:30,412 --> 00:13:32,280
I'm approaching you
about this
263
00:13:32,348 --> 00:13:34,357
because you seem
safe and discreet,
264
00:13:34,477 --> 00:13:35,122
that's what I am,
265
00:13:35,242 --> 00:13:37,346
so if you want to come over
some night and fool around,
266
00:13:37,466 --> 00:13:39,566
I'm just saying, it would be
uncomplicated.
267
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,170
At least from my end.
268
00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:45,102
Well--my name is Delores,
I'm on the class list.
269
00:13:45,222 --> 00:13:47,161
E-mail me if you
want to do anything.
270
00:13:47,808 --> 00:13:49,043
Okay.
271
00:14:02,635 --> 00:14:03,508
Hey.
272
00:14:03,883 --> 00:14:05,146
Hey, I'm here for the thing--
273
00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:07,039
Can you take off your shoes, please?
Sure.
274
00:14:09,035 --> 00:14:10,300
Just--
275
00:14:11,645 --> 00:14:13,445
Sorry.
276
00:14:13,513 --> 00:14:15,413
I hate boots, it's--
277
00:14:30,031 --> 00:14:31,369
Is Nelson--
278
00:14:31,489 --> 00:14:32,957
No, Nelson is with his dad.
279
00:14:33,024 --> 00:14:34,291
Oh, okay.
280
00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:46,904
Do you want to have
intercourse now?
281
00:14:46,972 --> 00:14:48,372
Are you ready?
282
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,341
Because I don't mind going
to bed, if that's what you want.
283
00:14:52,544 --> 00:14:54,212
Uh... sure.
284
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,114
Yeah, okay, come on.
Okay.
285
00:14:56,181 --> 00:14:57,882
Intercourse.
286
00:15:02,788 --> 00:15:04,689
I'll be right back.
287
00:15:04,757 --> 00:15:06,358
Oh, okay, sorry.
288
00:15:34,321 --> 00:15:36,889
You know, the PTA is so full of it,
289
00:15:36,957 --> 00:15:38,824
'cause they generate
all these e-mails
290
00:15:38,892 --> 00:15:42,895
about fund-raising and how
everybody needs to pitch in
291
00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:45,265
and then they don't want
anyone to have any say
292
00:15:45,515 --> 00:15:47,433
into how the money is spent.
293
00:15:47,886 --> 00:15:49,592
How does that make any sense?
294
00:15:51,372 --> 00:15:53,139
Yeah.
295
00:15:53,207 --> 00:15:54,407
That's...
296
00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,420
Oh, shit.
297
00:16:07,487 --> 00:16:08,688
What?
298
00:16:08,755 --> 00:16:10,656
Can you run downstairs
and pick up a few things?
299
00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:12,252
Downstairs?
300
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,158
There's a pharmacy.
301
00:16:13,226 --> 00:16:14,693
Can you get some lubricant?
302
00:16:14,761 --> 00:16:16,195
And also, did you bring condoms?
303
00:16:16,262 --> 00:16:17,829
Yeah.
What kind?
304
00:16:17,897 --> 00:16:20,298
I got these.
305
00:16:20,365 --> 00:16:22,576
Ugh, that has an irritant.
306
00:16:24,402 --> 00:16:28,184
Just get some condoms with
no spermicide, no lubricant,
307
00:16:28,304 --> 00:16:30,103
and get some lubricant separately.
308
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,176
Lubricant?
309
00:16:31,244 --> 00:16:33,589
Yes, sexual lubricant,
condoms,
310
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:35,248
and can you also
get some Vagitine?
311
00:16:35,763 --> 00:16:38,152
Vagitine?
Yes, my vagina's irritated.
312
00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:39,995
Oh, well, maybe this--
313
00:16:40,115 --> 00:16:41,956
No, no, it's fine,
I just need some Vagitine.
314
00:16:42,024 --> 00:16:43,431
No, it's all right,
I got it, I got it.
315
00:16:43,551 --> 00:16:46,776
No, you are not
buying my Vagitine.
316
00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:48,923
I'm not going down that road,
I told you.
317
00:16:49,043 --> 00:16:51,131
I just want you
to pick it up.
318
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:53,591
Listen, Delores.
319
00:16:53,711 --> 00:16:54,564
What?
320
00:16:57,738 --> 00:17:00,072
Nothing, I'll be
right back, okay?
321
00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:01,938
Okay, thanks.
322
00:17:04,636 --> 00:17:06,739
And also, can you get
blueberries?
323
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,756
Can I help you?
324
00:17:17,824 --> 00:17:22,456
Yeah, I need condoms,
sexual lubricant,
325
00:17:22,576 --> 00:17:25,130
Vagitine, and blueberries.
326
00:17:25,198 --> 00:17:28,488
Lubricant, aisle seven,
Vagitine, aisle three,
327
00:17:28,608 --> 00:17:31,370
next to the tampons,
condoms behind the counter.
328
00:17:31,490 --> 00:17:32,704
We ain't got no blueberries.
329
00:17:32,771 --> 00:17:34,005
Thank you.
330
00:17:40,701 --> 00:17:41,780
Hello?
331
00:17:42,565 --> 00:17:44,283
Yeah, no, I got it.
332
00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:45,851
They don't have
blueberries, though.
333
00:17:45,918 --> 00:17:47,818
Well, can you go to the deli
on seventh?
334
00:17:47,938 --> 00:17:49,521
It's only a block away.
335
00:17:49,589 --> 00:17:52,235
Delores, listen, I--
336
00:17:52,355 --> 00:17:53,914
Please, get blueberries.
337
00:17:57,129 --> 00:17:58,797
Okay.
338
00:17:58,865 --> 00:18:00,332
All right, I'll see you in a bit.
339
00:18:06,606 --> 00:18:08,106
( Delores moaning )
340
00:18:11,978 --> 00:18:13,879
( Delores )
Oh, daddy !
341
00:18:13,947 --> 00:18:15,014
( Louie ) Oh!
What?
342
00:18:15,081 --> 00:18:16,748
Oh, please!
343
00:18:16,816 --> 00:18:18,717
Yeah.
Please, yeah!
344
00:18:18,785 --> 00:18:20,286
Oh!
345
00:18:20,353 --> 00:18:23,589
Just hit me, please.
346
00:18:23,657 --> 00:18:25,191
Uh...
347
00:18:25,259 --> 00:18:27,556
Please, spank me and I'll
suck you off, I promise.
348
00:18:29,696 --> 00:18:31,697
You want me to--
349
00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:33,232
You want me to spank you?
350
00:18:33,299 --> 00:18:34,767
Yes, daddy, please.
351
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,704
Oh!
352
00:18:38,772 --> 00:18:40,272
Daddy.
353
00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:43,542
Oh, daddy!
354
00:18:43,610 --> 00:18:45,578
Daddy, I'm so bad!
355
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:46,512
Yeah.
356
00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:48,281
Yeah, spank me!
357
00:18:48,348 --> 00:18:49,516
Yeah, huh.
358
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:50,950
Bad.
Oh, daddy!
359
00:18:51,018 --> 00:18:52,863
Oh, I'm so sorry!
360
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,214
Oh!
361
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:54,987
Hit me!
362
00:18:55,055 --> 00:18:56,556
Yeah!
Oh, daddy!
363
00:18:56,623 --> 00:18:57,924
Bad, you're bad, huh?
364
00:18:57,991 --> 00:18:59,259
Oh, daddy!
You're bad...
365
00:18:59,327 --> 00:19:00,394
Daddy!
366
00:19:00,461 --> 00:19:02,095
Oh!
367
00:19:02,163 --> 00:19:03,596
Shouldn't have
done that, huh?
368
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:06,532
( Sobbing )
369
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,102
Oh, daddy!
370
00:19:10,737 --> 00:19:12,438
Hey.
371
00:19:12,506 --> 00:19:14,039
( Sobbing )
372
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:21,474
Oh, daddy, I'm so sorry!
373
00:19:24,183 --> 00:19:25,583
( Sobbing )
374
00:19:34,962 --> 00:19:38,799
( Sobbing continues )
375
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:45,978
Oh, daddy!
376
00:19:53,115 --> 00:19:55,262
Do you think that--
377
00:19:56,733 --> 00:19:58,630
Have you thought about
middle schools?
378
00:20:04,911 --> 00:20:07,293
I was hanging out
with a couple that I know...
379
00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:09,984
And they're married. They're 43 like me
and they're married.
380
00:20:10,104 --> 00:20:13,110
It's pretty much once you're 43
you're either married, you're divorced....
381
00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:17,298
You don't really... After 43,
the window's closed. You're staying.
382
00:20:17,812 --> 00:20:18,989
And...
383
00:20:19,268 --> 00:20:22,680
It's true...That's...Nobody cares
that you're relating to this, shut up.
384
00:20:23,018 --> 00:20:26,239
It's not interesting or important.
I don't care.
385
00:20:26,887 --> 00:20:29,569
Al right, I get it. You're all well dressed,
you all work together,
386
00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:33,891
but no, you're not get at the focus
of this show. You're not, just shut up.
387
00:20:35,608 --> 00:20:39,813
No one's gonna want to watch a TV show
about that I talk to some guy who's
388
00:20:39,933 --> 00:20:43,095
all his friends took him out.
Come on, shut up.
389
00:20:43,965 --> 00:20:47,171
I'd rather do it with an empty table here
and it will be if you don't shut up.
390
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:49,716
Al right, so move away...
391
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:53,539
Here's what happens... 43...
392
00:20:55,594 --> 00:21:06,549
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