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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,194 --> 00:00:02,456 _ 2 00:00:03,823 --> 00:00:05,637 _ 3 00:00:09,023 --> 00:00:11,982 [MAXINE SULLIVAN]: You work and work for years and years 4 00:00:11,983 --> 00:00:14,942 You're always on the go 5 00:00:14,943 --> 00:00:17,302 You never take a minute off 6 00:00:17,303 --> 00:00:19,462 Too busy making dough 7 00:00:20,047 --> 00:00:23,062 Some day, you say, you'll have your fun 8 00:00:23,063 --> 00:00:25,067 when you're a millionaire 9 00:00:25,743 --> 00:00:28,342 Imagine all the fun you'll have 10 00:00:28,343 --> 00:00:30,990 In your old rocking chair 11 00:00:31,110 --> 00:00:33,342 Enjoy yourself 12 00:00:33,343 --> 00:00:36,182 - [HE ROARS] - It's later than you think 13 00:00:36,183 --> 00:00:38,757 Enjoy yourself 14 00:00:38,877 --> 00:00:42,062 While you're still in the pink 15 00:00:42,063 --> 00:00:44,346 The years go by 16 00:00:44,466 --> 00:00:47,262 As quickly as a wink 17 00:00:47,263 --> 00:00:50,302 Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself 18 00:00:50,303 --> 00:00:52,662 It's later than you think 19 00:00:52,663 --> 00:00:55,942 Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself 20 00:00:55,943 --> 00:00:59,702 It's later than you think. 21 00:00:59,974 --> 00:01:02,152 _ 22 00:01:28,541 --> 00:01:32,067 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 23 00:01:32,983 --> 00:01:34,142 Awww! 24 00:01:34,143 --> 00:01:36,702 Skinless pork sausages. Three-for-two. 25 00:01:36,703 --> 00:01:38,942 Why are we buying horrible sausages? 26 00:01:38,943 --> 00:01:41,019 Because they're on offer. 27 00:01:41,139 --> 00:01:43,440 Josh, you don't scrimp on sausage. 28 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,942 That's, like, rule one of being normal. 29 00:01:45,943 --> 00:01:48,132 Abi, we are an average couple 30 00:01:48,252 --> 00:01:49,983 doing an average weekly shop 31 00:01:50,103 --> 00:01:52,693 and that means occasionally buying things we both find disgusting. 32 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:55,294 Why? We never did it before. 33 00:01:55,414 --> 00:01:57,462 Well, that was before, OK? 34 00:01:57,463 --> 00:02:01,342 And if these horrible sausages, if that's my penance for what I did, 35 00:02:01,462 --> 00:02:04,662 the betrayal, then so be it. Nail me to a cross made of sausage. 36 00:02:04,782 --> 00:02:07,804 Oh, God, now you're Meat Jesus. 37 00:02:08,898 --> 00:02:10,749 The money almost... 38 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:13,902 The money almost ruined us, Abi, OK? 39 00:02:13,903 --> 00:02:16,942 I'm not going to let it come into our relationship again. 40 00:02:16,943 --> 00:02:20,733 Josh, I gave you it all back and it's totally, totally fine. 41 00:02:20,853 --> 00:02:22,451 I forgive you. 42 00:02:22,571 --> 00:02:24,398 So can we please just buy some 43 00:02:24,518 --> 00:02:27,262 - sausage with actual meat in them? - Fine. 44 00:02:27,263 --> 00:02:29,060 Fine, get your sausages, 45 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:31,239 but when we're done here, we're going to get the bus home. 46 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:33,512 Fuck off, I hate the bus. 47 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:36,041 So do I. 48 00:02:36,161 --> 00:02:37,742 I don't like it either. 49 00:02:37,743 --> 00:02:39,822 All right? I hate it. I'm sorry. 50 00:02:41,307 --> 00:02:43,342 Ooh... Bargains. 51 00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:50,142 So, there's been a lot of chatter on 52 00:02:50,262 --> 00:02:52,423 the forums about the new character. 53 00:02:52,543 --> 00:02:54,337 Yes, she's certainly very... 54 00:02:54,457 --> 00:02:57,191 - Very feminine. - Cats don't have tits, though. 55 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:59,804 - In nature. - They do have teats. 56 00:03:00,436 --> 00:03:03,462 We're issuing a patch on Monday, so I really need to give the art 57 00:03:03,463 --> 00:03:06,460 department a clear brief on whether or not to lose the, uh, bosoms. 58 00:03:06,580 --> 00:03:08,214 Well, all righty then. 59 00:03:08,674 --> 00:03:10,788 Time for Ewan's big executive decree. 60 00:03:10,908 --> 00:03:12,902 [DING] 61 00:03:14,864 --> 00:03:17,634 - We really are pressed for time. - Yeah, no, sure. 62 00:03:17,754 --> 00:03:19,782 Let's be decisive, right now. 63 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:21,822 Let's just decide the hell out of this thing. 64 00:03:21,823 --> 00:03:24,302 Boy Genius, how's the water rendering software? 65 00:03:24,303 --> 00:03:26,782 I've just finished coding the full alpha version with all new 66 00:03:26,783 --> 00:03:29,990 - functionality. Very pleasing. - I can't tell you how great that is. 67 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:31,829 I want to hug you... 68 00:03:31,949 --> 00:03:34,237 But for some reason, my arms just won't... 69 00:03:34,357 --> 00:03:35,939 Seem to let me. 70 00:03:37,799 --> 00:03:40,558 - I'm not a hugger. - We really do need a decision 71 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:42,382 - on the cat design. - Oh, Casey? Casey? 72 00:03:42,383 --> 00:03:44,302 It would be good to get a second opinion. 73 00:03:44,303 --> 00:03:46,311 There's a concern she's too sexy. 74 00:03:46,431 --> 00:03:49,711 I don't know, whatever you think. You're doing a great job, Ewan. 75 00:03:51,767 --> 00:03:54,648 OK, then. The boobs can... 76 00:03:56,559 --> 00:03:58,991 - Um... Can stay. - Great. 77 00:04:02,639 --> 00:04:04,662 So, have you heard from Watto? 78 00:04:04,663 --> 00:04:07,357 No, not for a couple of months, not since the Expo. 79 00:04:07,477 --> 00:04:09,135 But I'm sure he's fine. 80 00:04:09,255 --> 00:04:11,793 - Wherever he is. - [FOGHORN] 81 00:04:21,943 --> 00:04:24,302 God. Is that the time? 82 00:04:26,648 --> 00:04:28,656 Yo, yeah, can I order a large 83 00:04:28,776 --> 00:04:31,718 salmon teriyaki Bento box with plum and duck pancakes? 84 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,410 Delivery, please. 85 00:04:34,017 --> 00:04:36,422 Uh, I'm in an underpass... 86 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:38,832 Uh, what's the name of this underpass? 87 00:04:41,103 --> 00:04:43,222 - [CLICK] - Hello? 88 00:04:46,544 --> 00:04:48,238 What are you playing? 89 00:04:48,358 --> 00:04:49,642 Dunno, 90 00:04:49,762 --> 00:04:51,431 - Cat something. - Factory? 91 00:04:51,551 --> 00:04:53,427 Yeah, but the new one. 92 00:04:53,766 --> 00:04:55,786 - The sequel. - Let me have a look. 93 00:04:59,343 --> 00:05:01,662 I heard you released a tiger into a leisure centre, 94 00:05:01,782 --> 00:05:04,302 - that's why you're here. - OK, no, that's not what happened, 95 00:05:04,303 --> 00:05:06,582 I tried to release a tiger at a convention centre 96 00:05:06,583 --> 00:05:08,902 as a kind of 'fuck you' to my old boss. 97 00:05:08,903 --> 00:05:10,902 Someone stopped me, we got into a shoving thing, 98 00:05:10,903 --> 00:05:12,742 and I accidentally punched him, 99 00:05:12,743 --> 00:05:15,706 got arrested, all my mates moved out of our house 100 00:05:16,468 --> 00:05:18,875 and, yeah, hey presto. 101 00:05:21,476 --> 00:05:23,382 Shit, this is impossible. 102 00:05:23,383 --> 00:05:26,012 Didn't anyone play-test this piece of shit? 103 00:05:26,132 --> 00:05:27,803 Nice watch. 104 00:05:28,141 --> 00:05:30,004 Hey-hey, platinum. 105 00:05:30,379 --> 00:05:32,426 100m diving range. 106 00:05:39,391 --> 00:05:42,258 Ah, no, come on, mate. 107 00:05:42,703 --> 00:05:43,982 Like... [SIGHS] 108 00:05:48,089 --> 00:05:50,750 I see it everywhere, in every face, 109 00:05:50,870 --> 00:05:53,422 In every place that I go 110 00:05:55,943 --> 00:05:58,152 I see it in the eyes of all the 111 00:05:58,272 --> 00:06:00,705 strangers and the people I know 112 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:08,582 Even in the buildings, in the statues, on the streets that I walk 113 00:06:11,703 --> 00:06:14,112 Even in the voices, even though 114 00:06:14,232 --> 00:06:16,773 they never say when they talk 115 00:06:19,063 --> 00:06:21,483 You're a... 116 00:06:26,491 --> 00:06:28,390 - Leon? - Abi. 117 00:06:29,345 --> 00:06:31,062 - This is a nice place. - No, it's not. 118 00:06:31,063 --> 00:06:32,822 Josh has got this thing about the money, 119 00:06:32,823 --> 00:06:34,862 he says he doesn't want it to come between us again, 120 00:06:34,863 --> 00:06:37,622 so now we've just got to do horrible stuff all the time. 121 00:06:37,623 --> 00:06:40,302 He's working on a new game. He's gone a bit... 122 00:06:43,343 --> 00:06:45,238 He wee-ed in a jar. 123 00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:48,274 Yeah, he does that when it all gets a bit much. 124 00:06:48,394 --> 00:06:50,222 Also, a couple of weeks back, 125 00:06:50,223 --> 00:06:53,422 he grew this really thin beard and when he got stressed, 126 00:06:53,423 --> 00:06:56,342 he, like, trimmed it, trying to get it level and it just got thinner 127 00:06:56,343 --> 00:06:58,942 and thinner until one day it was so thin, you couldn't even see it. 128 00:06:58,943 --> 00:07:00,430 And then he grew his stubble back 129 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:02,636 and now I'm just a bit worried he's going to do it again. 130 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,576 - And I hated that beard. - Yeah, 131 00:07:05,696 --> 00:07:07,545 it's happened before. 132 00:07:07,908 --> 00:07:10,123 Do you think maybe I could have a word? 133 00:07:10,243 --> 00:07:11,440 Mm-hm. 134 00:07:17,383 --> 00:07:19,062 [BUZZING] 135 00:07:20,475 --> 00:07:21,878 [KNOCKING] 136 00:07:21,998 --> 00:07:23,902 Not now, please. Thank you. 137 00:07:25,959 --> 00:07:27,616 Hey, Josh. 138 00:07:29,141 --> 00:07:31,380 - What the fuck are you doing here? - I brought you something. 139 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:34,657 If it's another Super Nintendo, I'm showing it up your arse. 140 00:07:34,777 --> 00:07:37,499 It's your mum's album, she finally finished it. 141 00:07:38,783 --> 00:07:39,955 Oh, God. 142 00:07:40,075 --> 00:07:42,303 "Linda Connors: Swings Both Ways" 143 00:07:42,423 --> 00:07:44,742 It's actually pretty good, it's got some tunes on there. 144 00:07:44,743 --> 00:07:46,728 And you think this makes everything OK? Do you? 145 00:07:46,848 --> 00:07:49,824 After everything you did to me and Abi? I should punch you 146 00:07:49,944 --> 00:07:52,207 - in the face, do you know that? - Mate... 147 00:07:53,183 --> 00:07:55,341 - I'm sorry. - Well, it's not good enough, Leon. 148 00:07:55,461 --> 00:07:57,544 You're lucky she forgave me. And now 149 00:07:57,664 --> 00:07:59,142 we're stronger than ever. 150 00:07:59,143 --> 00:08:01,220 Well, that's good, I'm happy for you, mate. 151 00:08:01,340 --> 00:08:02,442 Yeah. 152 00:08:02,562 --> 00:08:04,705 Abi says you're working on a new game. 153 00:08:04,825 --> 00:08:06,148 Miriam's Troubles. 154 00:08:06,863 --> 00:08:09,222 And it's going great, thanks for asking. 155 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:12,382 She also says you grew a really thin beard. 156 00:08:12,383 --> 00:08:15,582 Oh, what, so it's a crime to grow a beard now, is it, Leon? Fuck off. 157 00:08:17,823 --> 00:08:19,902 - Have you played it yet? - No, I haven't played it. 158 00:08:19,903 --> 00:08:22,662 It's a sequel of a game I made a million years ago. 159 00:08:22,663 --> 00:08:24,516 No reason to play it. I'd rather go and play with 160 00:08:24,636 --> 00:08:26,222 needles in the park, thanks. 161 00:08:26,223 --> 00:08:29,502 All right, well, I just wanted to make sure you got your mum's CD. 162 00:08:29,503 --> 00:08:32,702 - Yeah, whatever. - I'll see you around, yeah? 163 00:08:38,543 --> 00:08:40,862 [NOISES FROM GAME] 164 00:08:43,583 --> 00:08:44,822 [MEOW] 165 00:08:56,743 --> 00:08:58,382 [PHONE RINGS] 166 00:08:58,383 --> 00:09:00,222 ON PHONE: Have you played this piece of shit? 167 00:09:00,223 --> 00:09:03,742 Wait there, I'm coming back. Yes! 168 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:07,102 It's unbalanced, the cut doesn't make sense, it's too hard. 169 00:09:07,103 --> 00:09:08,944 - Yeah, I know, mate. - And don't even start me 170 00:09:09,064 --> 00:09:12,063 on the cat with the tits, because if the female cats have breasts, 171 00:09:12,183 --> 00:09:14,697 that means that all the other cats without tits are male. 172 00:09:14,817 --> 00:09:16,982 My game, with my name on it, 173 00:09:17,102 --> 00:09:19,764 is essentially an interactive misogynist hate crime. 174 00:09:19,884 --> 00:09:21,779 - Cheers. - And I don't care about the game. 175 00:09:21,899 --> 00:09:24,023 - No, of course. - I care about the fans. 176 00:09:24,143 --> 00:09:27,094 Yeah, I looked online, the reviews are pretty good. 177 00:09:28,023 --> 00:09:29,902 My God. That makes it worse. 178 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,458 Nobody is noticed that Cat Factory has gone to shift. 179 00:09:32,578 --> 00:09:35,662 They're all playing it like, "Oh, great game, great gameplay." 180 00:09:35,663 --> 00:09:38,633 OK, so I've got an idea. We break into the office this weekend, 181 00:09:38,753 --> 00:09:40,954 fix everything and release a patch. 182 00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:44,778 Obviously, we need the others, Watto to fix the art, 183 00:09:44,898 --> 00:09:46,966 - Ewan to implement everything. - No. 184 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:48,542 I'm out. 185 00:09:48,543 --> 00:09:49,783 Mate... 186 00:09:50,263 --> 00:09:53,782 Don't do this for me, don't do this for the game. 187 00:09:53,783 --> 00:09:55,222 Do this for Watto. 188 00:09:56,783 --> 00:10:00,102 - What have you heard? - I don't know, loads of stuff. 189 00:10:00,103 --> 00:10:03,372 Some bloke saw him shinning up a telegraph pole in Uxbridge. 190 00:10:04,423 --> 00:10:07,423 One last patch, Josh, that's all this is. 191 00:10:07,543 --> 00:10:09,530 OK, we fix this 192 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:12,582 and then I'm gone, all right? I have a life now, Leon. 193 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:15,551 A normal life in a normal non-semicircular house, 194 00:10:15,671 --> 00:10:16,858 - all right? - All right, 195 00:10:16,978 --> 00:10:20,099 I get it. It's just this one thing, then we're all done. 196 00:10:37,111 --> 00:10:38,599 How did you know how to find him? 197 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,959 You know, my mate used to work for a certain branch of 198 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:42,519 Israeli Secret Service. 199 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,092 Obviously. 200 00:10:44,212 --> 00:10:47,637 When in doubt, hire a Mossad Agent. Unbelievable! 201 00:10:51,701 --> 00:10:53,499 Do you think he's off the wagon? 202 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:56,269 - I don't know, mate. - [DOOR CREAKS OPEN] 203 00:10:56,679 --> 00:10:58,140 Yeah. 204 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,573 Yeah, I'd probably say so. 205 00:11:03,173 --> 00:11:05,665 _ 206 00:11:09,443 --> 00:11:11,355 What do you reckon's in here? 207 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,559 Oi. Do not open that. 208 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,870 Oh, hey, mate. 209 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:24,390 Do not unleash Coco. 210 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:28,079 You just post the nutrients through the window twice a day, 211 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,919 and then you leave her the hell alone. 212 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,359 [DOG VIOLENTLY BARKS] 213 00:11:32,479 --> 00:11:34,259 All right? 214 00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:36,560 [HE CLEARS THROAT] I see you got a new dog. 215 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:39,079 I wanted a replacement for Digby. 216 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,969 But... she's no Digby, 217 00:11:41,089 --> 00:11:42,808 not Coco. 218 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,336 She's satanic. 219 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,479 Jesus, mate! 220 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,879 I'm just waiting until she's a little bit older, 221 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,519 a little bit less angry, 222 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,857 and then I'm going to lure her off 223 00:11:54,977 --> 00:11:56,600 the barge with some pork chops 224 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,879 and sail away really fast. 225 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,081 - So, how have you been, mate? - Fine. 226 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,827 I'm just hanging out on the party boat... 227 00:12:03,947 --> 00:12:06,679 - with a dog that I hate. - And the booze? 228 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,992 Yeah, the occasional tipple. Nothing crazy. 229 00:12:09,112 --> 00:12:11,559 [BOTTLES CLATTER] 230 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,799 OK! Yeah?! Well, whose fault is that, then?! 231 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,439 Cos this what happens, isn't it, hey? 232 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,439 When you raise a kid to become dependent on you, 233 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,079 and then all of a sudden you're just like, 234 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,159 "Off you go, kiddo, out into the world!" 235 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,240 You know, "Go and fend for yourself!" 236 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,623 Well, I can't fend for myself! 237 00:12:30,251 --> 00:12:32,198 I know, mate. 238 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,599 And I'm sorry. 239 00:12:38,877 --> 00:12:40,087 But... 240 00:12:40,377 --> 00:12:42,168 l'm fine. I am. 241 00:12:42,288 --> 00:12:43,621 I am coping. 242 00:12:43,741 --> 00:12:45,319 [HE INHALES] 243 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,999 Have you played it? The sequel? 244 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,399 I tried. 245 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,677 But it's impossible, yeah? Really hard. 246 00:12:52,797 --> 00:12:55,109 How do you feel about doing some work on it? 247 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,980 - What, all of us? - It's not a permanent thing. 248 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,719 Just a quick fix. 249 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,519 Yeah, well, I'll think about it. 250 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:06,439 Because, you know, nearly got this place sorted. 251 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,759 I just need to get some Wi-Fi and a television licence 252 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,296 and I am all good. 253 00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:11,929 Do you know what? Forget it. 254 00:13:12,049 --> 00:13:13,879 It's fine. It's a shit idea anyway. 255 00:13:16,749 --> 00:13:18,201 Listen, mate... 256 00:13:18,769 --> 00:13:21,370 don't do this for yourself, do it for Josh. 257 00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:24,119 I think he's spiralling into one of his dark places again. 258 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,050 Abi said he's pissing in jars and 259 00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:28,191 - trimming his facial hair. - OK. 260 00:13:30,006 --> 00:13:31,229 Good lad. 261 00:13:31,349 --> 00:13:33,959 But I'm only doing it for Josh. 262 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,719 But no shit, yeah? 263 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,479 Whatever it is you're on right now, it stays here. 264 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,759 Cold turkey. 265 00:13:41,637 --> 00:13:43,479 Starting from now. 266 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,119 [UPBEAT MUSIC BEGINS] 267 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,399 Let's roll. 268 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,319 - [MUSIC STOPS] - Hang on! 269 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,039 - [MUSIC RECOMMENCES] - Let's roll. 270 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,799 - [MUSIC STOPS,] - [HE CHUCKLES] 271 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,879 - [MUSIC RECOMMENCES] - Let's roll. 272 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,834 Um, what about the dog? 273 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,919 Liam, get the engine running. 274 00:14:11,797 --> 00:14:14,119 - Do you think he's all right? - Oh, Jesus. 275 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,039 Start the engine! 276 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:21,679 - [DOG BARKS VICIOUSLY] - Start the engine! 277 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,459 Open the door! 278 00:14:25,579 --> 00:14:27,399 Open the door! 279 00:14:27,519 --> 00:14:29,679 [DOG SNARLS] 280 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,879 [HE PANTS] 281 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,279 She nearly ate me. 282 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:38,119 [JOSH AND LEON LAUGH] 283 00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:49,411 Ewan? I have Leslie for you. 284 00:14:50,584 --> 00:14:51,759 Holy shit! 285 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,116 - [SHE SIGHS] - You're the Emperor! 286 00:14:53,236 --> 00:14:55,519 Yeah, that's one of the more polite ones, I believe. 287 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,119 I'm going to be brief. 288 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,479 I know some people who'd like to come in and meet with you 289 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,999 so when your game leaked, 290 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,796 your piece of water rendering 291 00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:04,949 software really turned some heads. 292 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,439 - Bigger. - Ooh! Ooh! That's nice! 293 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,941 Music to these big, flappy lugs. 294 00:15:11,061 --> 00:15:13,720 - MOUTHS: Shut the fuck up! - Stopping now. 295 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:17,159 So, would it be OK if I brought them in there to chat with you? 296 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,527 Yes, it would... be ok... 297 00:15:19,647 --> 00:15:20,725 Sir. 298 00:15:20,845 --> 00:15:22,503 - No? - Thank you, Ewan. 299 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,639 It's been great meeting you at long last. 300 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,902 - Casey, close the lid. - OK, bye, then... Yeah. 301 00:15:29,022 --> 00:15:32,999 Great job, Ewan. You showed some real initiative there. 302 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,753 Thank you very much! 303 00:15:42,697 --> 00:15:44,802 Ah...! Bloody hell, I thought you 304 00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:46,959 - were muggists. - What's muggists? 305 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,799 I got my words muddled up, Josh. 306 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,559 - New bag? - Yes, new bag. 307 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,559 It is from the executive range at Debenhams. 308 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,719 Yeah, it's got a compartment for pens. 309 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,839 Look, we've played the sequel, Ewan, and we hate it. 310 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,979 - The game's fine, Leon. - It's not fine, Ewan. 311 00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:00,639 It's sexist and impossible. 312 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,799 Fellas, you had your chance and you blew it. 313 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,227 And now I have Casey's respect and I'm going places. 314 00:16:05,347 --> 00:16:06,849 - Yeah, right(!) - I've just been 315 00:16:06,969 --> 00:16:08,319 - with the Emperor, Leon. - Bullshit. 316 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,993 She respects me more than she ever respected you. 317 00:16:10,113 --> 00:16:11,717 - Piss off, Ewan. - What do you care? 318 00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:14,273 - After everything she did to you. - Men! 319 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,519 We have a responsibility! Yeah? 320 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,919 We bought this game into this world. 321 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,439 We're not going to orphan it! 322 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,619 Let's just take our anger and 323 00:16:24,739 --> 00:16:26,870 put it in Ewan's new bag. 324 00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:29,095 And let's just try 325 00:16:29,215 --> 00:16:31,381 and make it right. 326 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:36,103 Trust me, mate, I don't want to be here any more than you do. 327 00:16:36,901 --> 00:16:38,015 All right. 328 00:16:38,135 --> 00:16:40,319 Sweet. Let us in at the back door, then. 329 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,839 What, now? What, you want to do this right now?! 330 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,639 Yeah, we've got the weekend till the offer's reopened. 331 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,439 So let's get to work! 332 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,319 Why? 333 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,799 I thought it would be fun... 334 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,630 ... but it's just itchy. 335 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:22,679 Oh. 336 00:17:27,181 --> 00:17:30,119 Right, I think I may have an idea for a new gameplay mechanic 337 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,439 with the mice. 338 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,639 Before we start, I just want everyone to know 339 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,239 Josh is going to be taking the lead on this one. 340 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:39,359 Um... I know I headed up Jet Spray Island, 341 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:42,439 but I want to pass the baton back to Josh, so... 342 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,399 It's all yours, mate, take it away. 343 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,959 Great. 344 00:17:47,806 --> 00:17:49,319 Thanks, mate. 345 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,199 So, Ewan, can you take a look at this? 346 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,935 I need you to re-sequence some of the levels. 347 00:17:53,055 --> 00:17:54,375 - Mm-hm. - OK, Watto, 348 00:17:54,495 --> 00:17:56,927 I need you to get rid of the boobs on the cat. 349 00:17:57,047 --> 00:17:59,079 Take a look at the backgrounds they're just not popping. 350 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,079 I'm going to work on these. 351 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,279 What about me? 352 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,176 Uh... Put the kettle on. 353 00:18:07,563 --> 00:18:09,730 Right! First things first, 354 00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:11,759 let's get this place ready for an all-nighter. 355 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,279 You know the drill, boys. 356 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,959 Cold and loud, that's how we like it! 357 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,279 I'm taking care of business 358 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,359 Woman, can't you see? 359 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,168 Got to make it for you 360 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,959 I've got to make it for me 361 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,999 Takes a lot of money to make it 362 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,159 Let's talk truthfully 363 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,639 Keep your love light burning 364 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,239 Add a little hot food in a plate 365 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:39,119 You might as well get used to me coming home a little late 366 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:43,719 Cos I-I I've got work to do 367 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,319 I've got work, baby I got work to do 368 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,519 I've got to give 369 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,759 I've got work to do Got work to do 370 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,719 Got so much work, yeah, yeah 371 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,599 Doo??"doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo??"doo 372 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,759 Doo??"doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo??"doo 373 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,839 Work, work Yeah! 374 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,479 - [HORN BLARES] - Argh! You stupid... 375 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,479 Work, work. Yeah 376 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,138 Work, work... 377 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:16,279 - Holy shit, this level is insane. - Which? 378 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,439 Oh, whoa, I just ran up a different branch of the map screen. 379 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,879 Yeah, that is a good one. 380 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,559 I've got times 50 multiplier with full kibble. 381 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,639 - Invisible mice? Whose idea was that? - I think it was Casey's. 382 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:27,787 Oh! 383 00:19:28,791 --> 00:19:30,319 I don't know, though. 384 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,679 Is it... Is it congealed? Is their congealment? 385 00:19:32,799 --> 00:19:35,022 Josh, it's good. We've made it better. 386 00:19:35,142 --> 00:19:36,679 It is good. 387 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,410 When did we stop doing this? 388 00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:39,840 Playing together? 389 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,439 When it became work. 390 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,279 Oh, invisible digital shits! 391 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,519 No, we were still doing this back at the caravan. 392 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,039 Remember Bomberman? 393 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,879 What about Cowpocalypse Now? 394 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,999 Oh, Counter-Strike, that was my jam! 395 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,697 So, what happens next? 396 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,199 [HE SIGHS] 397 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,839 Well, once we've uploaded the patch, 398 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,679 I thought maybe we could go for breakfast, 399 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,480 you know, like we used to? Watch the social media tick in. 400 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,199 I am up that. Pretty hungry! 401 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,126 Was this part of the plan? 402 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,319 What plan? 403 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,439 Getting us all back together. 404 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,159 What are we patching here, Leon? 405 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,432 I don't know what you're talking about, mate. 406 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,039 OK, well, Abi's expecting me home, so... 407 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,759 I'll see you guys around. 408 00:20:35,246 --> 00:20:37,599 So, is that it, then? Are we all done? 409 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,399 Looks like it. 410 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:43,039 Good. Cos that was hard work. 411 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:46,075 And I can finally go back to my... 412 00:20:46,341 --> 00:20:49,196 Floating fortress of solitude. 413 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,639 Here we go. 414 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,119 You'll note the grilled tomato, Watto. 415 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:10,199 There's some fucking garnish on this breakfast, Jeffrey. 416 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,799 - I know there is, Watto. - I'm so proud of you. 417 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,959 I didn't think I could make it on my own. 418 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,399 But I dusted myself down, I stood back up, 419 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,759 and here I am cooking for myself. 420 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,039 What if we brought it back? 421 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:26,039 - Brought what black? - The company, Idyl Hands. 422 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,959 Sell the chopper, sell the yacht, flog the house. 423 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,833 - How much have you got left? - Oh... 424 00:21:30,953 --> 00:21:33,749 - 6, 6.7. - Six?! 425 00:21:33,869 --> 00:21:35,679 How have you got six mill left? 426 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:38,479 Well, I got down to about 3 at one point, 427 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,399 and then some investments came in. 428 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,771 You know, the organic bean thing. 429 00:21:42,891 --> 00:21:45,492 You made a profit from Magic Beans? 430 00:21:45,612 --> 00:21:48,719 Adam, that is incredible! Not as daft as he looks. 431 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,045 I need to borrow it, all of it. 432 00:21:51,165 --> 00:21:53,271 We need to get the company back. 433 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,399 I can make this work. 434 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,879 Cheers for the breakfast. 435 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,199 Watto, let's move. 436 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,479 MUFFLED: Mm. That was good. 437 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,710 Saw the patch went out. 438 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,214 - I'll play it later. - Oh... 439 00:22:08,334 --> 00:22:09,560 Yeah, sure. 440 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,319 You seem a little fried. Heavy weekend? 441 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,999 I'm fine, I'm fine. 442 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,799 Just hung out with some old friends of mine. 443 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,353 But I'm over it. 444 00:22:18,473 --> 00:22:21,595 - Ready to crack on. - Great. 445 00:22:22,672 --> 00:22:23,966 Ewan... 446 00:22:24,086 --> 00:22:26,304 Before they come in, there's 447 00:22:26,424 --> 00:22:28,559 probably something you should know about these people. 448 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,039 Oh, right? 449 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:33,359 Graypoint Industries is a defence and security company. 450 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:34,959 They design missiles. 451 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,679 Oh, right! 452 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,559 They want to use your water rendering code to design missiles. 453 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:42,959 VOICE STRAINS: Oh, right... 454 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,959 Yeah, it's for the navigation systems. 455 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:48,519 It helps them to simulate deep water currents for torpedoes. 456 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:49,916 Right, yeah... 457 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,759 - [HE CLEARS THROAT] - Also nukes. 458 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,959 You know, like... Trident. 459 00:22:54,356 --> 00:22:55,845 N-n-nukes? 460 00:22:55,965 --> 00:22:57,119 Nukes. 461 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,719 Just going to grab a tangerine. 462 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,517 Which means the company will make a killing 463 00:23:01,637 --> 00:23:04,279 on our investment in Idyl Hands, so my ass is clean, 464 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,153 and I get to ship out of this shithole ASAP. 465 00:23:08,225 --> 00:23:09,339 So... 466 00:23:09,459 --> 00:23:11,399 How's all that sound? 467 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,919 Yeah, quite a lot to process there. 468 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,399 Um... Missiles is a bit of a wild card. 469 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,639 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 470 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,953 Process quickly. Here they are. 471 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:27,559 Hi, welcome. Here he is, the man of the hour, Ewan Fox. 472 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,359 The Wiley fox! 473 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,119 [POLITE CHUCKLING] 474 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,439 [DOOR OPENS] 475 00:23:41,606 --> 00:23:42,959 Played it. 476 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,359 Loved it. 477 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:45,479 Yeah? 478 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,271 I didn't want to tell you, but I played it when it first came out 479 00:23:48,391 --> 00:23:50,617 and I thought it was balls, actual shit. 480 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,810 No, it was weird. It was good... 481 00:23:53,930 --> 00:23:55,201 Weirdly. 482 00:23:56,592 --> 00:23:57,706 But, you know, 483 00:23:57,826 --> 00:24:00,359 it was just a one-time thing, I'm not going back there. 484 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,114 Right. 485 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,759 In a way, though, isn't it better than 486 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,879 you locking yourself away on your own... 487 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,039 Weeing in Mason jars? 488 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:13,184 No. Nothing's better than being here with you. 489 00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:18,060 This is a happy game. 490 00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:20,559 It's fun. You made it fun. 491 00:24:20,679 --> 00:24:22,709 You and your friends did that! 492 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,902 Marry me. 493 00:24:26,022 --> 00:24:27,100 What?! 494 00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:28,746 - What the fuck? - I don't know. 495 00:24:28,866 --> 00:24:31,239 It just feels right. Doesn't it? 496 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,639 I mean, what are we waiting for? Let's just get married. 497 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,079 Let's just be happy together forever. 498 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,799 OK, Josh... 499 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,630 You need to sleep for about 37 hours and then you need a shower 500 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:44,382 and a cup of tea, maybe some Shreddies... 501 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,759 ... and then we can talk. 502 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,079 OK. 503 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,719 OK. 504 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,559 OK. 505 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,288 Which means you could cash out right now 506 00:25:02,408 --> 00:25:04,719 as per the terms of your earn-out. 507 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,799 Which at the current price of North Block Corporation 508 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,164 would give you around 509 00:25:09,284 --> 00:25:12,400 ?49 million in straight cash. 510 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,239 Ah, that's a lot, isn't it? 511 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,319 A lot of buns. 512 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,799 What a lot of buns. 513 00:25:21,179 --> 00:25:25,599 And I realise there's a certain level of moral ickyness 514 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,279 around the whole missile thing. 515 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,038 - Hmm. - I get that. 516 00:25:29,158 --> 00:25:32,359 But the thing is, with warheads, most of them never get used. 517 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:35,639 They sit in a submarine somewhere in the Atlantic, resting away. 518 00:25:35,759 --> 00:25:39,239 So, in terms of blood on your hands, it's negligible. 519 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,319 Ah, sure, sure it is. 520 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,759 And in a way, video games are killers, too. 521 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,079 - Heart disease, etc. - Yeah, no, I get that. 522 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,999 Cat Factory has probably been responsible for 523 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,679 tens times as many deaths as any nuclear warhead. 524 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:52,919 Hmm... 525 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,639 You become the story, Ewan. 526 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,537 The kid from school who sold a 527 00:25:57,657 --> 00:25:59,920 piece of code for ?50 million. 528 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,519 No-one tops that. 529 00:26:02,424 --> 00:26:04,662 Time to spread your wings. 530 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,632 I'm sorry. I can't do this. 531 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,359 You know what? Fuck it! 532 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,959 - Hey, Casey. - What are you doing? 533 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,840 Can we get a lift? Do you know Coutts, the bank? 534 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,279 Can we get a lift to Coutts, the bank? 535 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,719 You just say Coutts, by the way, you don't say Coutts, the bank. 536 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,759 That's good knowledge, we'll take that on board. 537 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,400 - Have you played it yet? - The sequel? I don't think so. 538 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,119 Haven't really had the chance. I've been busy with other stuff. 539 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:14,840 There's a new version just went up. Ewan did a really great job. 540 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,119 He's really stepped up. I didn't think he had it in him. 541 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,786 You know what? 542 00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:22,436 He's really impressed me. 543 00:27:22,556 --> 00:27:24,371 We want it back. 544 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,935 What? 545 00:27:26,055 --> 00:27:28,488 Everything. The company, the game. It was a mistake. 546 00:27:28,608 --> 00:27:30,875 - Leon. - We've got 29 million liquid, 547 00:27:30,995 --> 00:27:33,089 going to raise another 30. That's why we going to 548 00:27:33,209 --> 00:27:35,666 Coutts, the bank, because if there's one thing I can 549 00:27:35,786 --> 00:27:38,439 - do it is talk money out of people. - Ewan cut a deal. 550 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,959 He sold up. 551 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,826 - What are you on about? - Ewan? 552 00:27:41,946 --> 00:27:44,342 It's great for me. My stocks went through the roof. 553 00:27:44,462 --> 00:27:47,693 Somehow we managed to turn a profit. But it's a shame. 554 00:27:48,329 --> 00:27:51,220 There really was something there between the four of you. 555 00:27:51,340 --> 00:27:53,680 I guess I just never figured out how to get it out of you. 556 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,901 Can you pull over please, mate? 557 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:08,599 Ewan sold out. 558 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,561 - He sold us to a weapons manufacturer. - What? 559 00:28:11,681 --> 00:28:13,521 What? They're going to make weapons in here? 560 00:28:13,641 --> 00:28:16,799 - It's going to be a bomb factory? - No, his code, the water thing, 561 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,560 - they're using it for torpedoes. - What about Cat Factory? 562 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,439 They already had a deal in place. 563 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,879 They sold it off to the people who make Angry Birds. 564 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,999 Some of them are being transferred over. 565 00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:27,920 Most of us are being fired. 566 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,399 It's all over. 567 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,039 We need to do something. 568 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,359 Like what? He's already done it. 569 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,519 OK, everyone, two choices. 570 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,520 Option one, stay here... 571 00:28:39,978 --> 00:28:42,579 And work for an arms dealer. Not great. 572 00:28:42,999 --> 00:28:44,599 Or option two... 573 00:28:45,821 --> 00:28:47,068 Come with us. 574 00:28:47,188 --> 00:28:51,282 I don't know where or why or even what for. 575 00:28:51,402 --> 00:28:53,799 We haven't got a game, haven't got a company, 576 00:28:53,919 --> 00:28:56,919 haven't even got an office. But we've got some money, right, Leon? 577 00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:59,412 - Yeah, mate, we've got some of that. - So why don't you 578 00:28:59,532 --> 00:29:02,894 come with us and we can start again 579 00:29:03,014 --> 00:29:07,359 in some unspecified and as yet unclear way? 580 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,979 In summary, follow me, 581 00:29:11,099 --> 00:29:13,096 I have no idea where I am going! 582 00:29:15,551 --> 00:29:18,496 - What, really follow you? - Yes, really follow me. 583 00:29:18,616 --> 00:29:20,849 We've still got the house, right? We've got the house? 584 00:29:20,969 --> 00:29:24,453 - Yeah, we've still got the house. - We're going to the house! 585 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,525 - Listen, about earlier... - Josh, 586 00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:41,879 would you like to formally rescind your proposal? 587 00:29:41,999 --> 00:29:43,518 I was really tired. 588 00:29:43,638 --> 00:29:44,960 I'm OK now. 589 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,812 And I promise you 590 00:29:46,932 --> 00:29:48,600 that things will go back to how they were. 591 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,079 OK, no more weirdness. 592 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,239 Right? 593 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,705 Thanks. 594 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,279 Shall I get this? 595 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,399 Oh, shit, sorry, yeah, I just assumed... 596 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,244 That's fine, I'm happy to get it. 597 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,752 God, didn't even think. 598 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,995 - How rude is that? - It's not rude. It's OK. 599 00:30:14,115 --> 00:30:16,704 I've stopped doing it, haven't I? Cos I used to at least 600 00:30:16,824 --> 00:30:18,639 fake-reach for my purse, like, 601 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,759 "Hey, let me get this." 602 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,759 Don't even do that any more. 603 00:30:22,879 --> 00:30:24,687 Now I just sit and look at shit on my phone 604 00:30:24,807 --> 00:30:26,799 like some pig-eyed trophy woman. 605 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,759 - It doesn't matter. - No, Josh, I want to get this. 606 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,719 Abi, you don't have to do this, all right. You're skint anyway. 607 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,079 - I'm not skint! - I didn't mean that. 608 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,359 I haven't got any money but I'm not skint. 609 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,799 I've got credit cards. 610 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,120 Tons of them. Look. 611 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,255 They just keep on giving them to me because, 612 00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:45,240 well, I'm so ace. 613 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,957 OK, let's just split it. Deal? 614 00:30:49,239 --> 00:30:51,598 - Fine. - Great. 615 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,879 OK, this is potentially an incendiary thing to say, 616 00:30:57,999 --> 00:31:01,230 but technically I didn't have a starter. 617 00:31:09,049 --> 00:31:11,120 This is good, right? Is this good? 618 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,359 I don't know. What are we going to do with them all? 619 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,599 You never threw us that party. 620 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,354 The day you got all the money, you said you would throw us all 621 00:31:19,474 --> 00:31:22,200 a massive party to say thanks. And you never did. 622 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,239 Shit, you're right. 623 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,359 OK, everyone! 624 00:31:27,479 --> 00:31:29,314 First order of business, 625 00:31:29,434 --> 00:31:32,199 we're having a house party right now. 626 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,079 There's just one rule, nobody drowns in the pool. 627 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,279 I mean it, that thing is a death trap. 628 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,159 Yeah! 629 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,519 Noel's Fucking House Party! 630 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,203 Let's do this! 631 00:31:43,323 --> 00:31:45,309 Come on, everybody, help yourself to 632 00:31:45,429 --> 00:31:47,399 drinks and nibbles in the kitchen! 633 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,965 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I am now. I'm great. 634 00:31:55,085 --> 00:31:56,959 No, but, you all right? 635 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,359 I'm fine. 636 00:32:02,199 --> 00:32:04,171 I did some coke maybe a couple of 637 00:32:04,291 --> 00:32:06,154 hours ago but only a tiny amount. 638 00:32:06,274 --> 00:32:08,851 It was within the margins of respectability. 639 00:32:10,838 --> 00:32:12,400 I just... 640 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,846 Need something at the minute. 641 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,719 We could do some juicing together. 642 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,224 Cos there's a really fucking high-end juicer out there 643 00:32:21,344 --> 00:32:23,232 and it's never even been used. 644 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,839 OK, that sounds good. 645 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,559 The number 8 will be here in six minutes. 646 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,078 That's not too bad, is it? 647 00:32:43,198 --> 00:32:45,239 Josh, can we talk a bit later? 648 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,399 Why later, why not now? What's wrong? 649 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,159 It's nothing to worry about. 650 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,519 OK, now I'm worried. 651 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,342 Just because I'm making us get the bus? 652 00:32:52,348 --> 00:32:55,093 Cos fuck it, I'll get us a taxi, it's fine. Taxi! 653 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,040 Josh, it's not about the bus. 654 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,839 Oh? 655 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:05,649 Come on, then. 656 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,239 I've been thinking again about San Francisco. 657 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,838 Hang on, mate, sorry. 658 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,919 OK. 659 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,439 Yeah, I'm just going to put it all on my credit cards. 660 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,279 I want to go out there. 661 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,058 I want to go with you. 662 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,969 Yeah... 663 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,719 It's not that I don't want you to, 664 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,359 but if you come then the money comes. 665 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,759 And then everything just gets a bit wobbly and I don't know 666 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,519 where I am any more. 667 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,062 - Can we just discuss this...? - It's just not me, Josh. 668 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,119 Being like that. 669 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,479 Being ungrateful and just expecting everything. 670 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,079 - Then don't do it. - I can't help it! 671 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,026 It's always going to be there. It's not going away. 672 00:33:46,146 --> 00:33:49,209 We can't just ignore it and pretend like it's nothing. 673 00:33:49,329 --> 00:33:51,954 Well, then, I'll give it away. I'll donate it all. 674 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,759 Then you'll be the man who had 40 million quid and just gave it 675 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,639 all up and then you'd end up resenting me for it. 676 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,679 It will just hang there between us. 677 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,159 Abi, no. 678 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,799 I'm sorry, Josh. 679 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,931 I can't do this any more. 680 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:11,039 Either of us. 681 00:34:16,975 --> 00:34:18,356 Thank you. 682 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,239 For everything. 683 00:35:06,764 --> 00:35:08,433 Hey, everyone. 684 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,519 It's OK, I know you all hate me. 685 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,147 I could probably get you some killer discounts on M165. 686 00:35:15,267 --> 00:35:16,646 I'm joking. 687 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,279 I'm... I probably could. 688 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,011 We're having a bit of a party. 689 00:35:24,131 --> 00:35:26,925 Stick around, you deserve it as much as any of us. 690 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,119 I just want you to know the only reason I sold out 691 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,159 was because I thought all of this was over. 692 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,159 Mate, I get it, I would have done the same. 693 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,679 I mean, look at all the shit I did. 694 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,654 - Thanks, man. - We've all got to 695 00:35:39,774 --> 00:35:42,239 think about ourselves now. What comes next. 696 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:43,639 To new beginnings. 697 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,399 Mmm. 698 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,235 I think maybe it is the nicest drink I have ever drunk. 699 00:36:09,355 --> 00:36:11,351 And I've tried most of them. 700 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,879 I'm going to start taking responsibility for myself now, Naomi. 701 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,999 Just take full charge of my affairs. 702 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,519 Look after myself. 703 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,181 Take charge of my own life. 704 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,761 Is that something that you think 705 00:36:25,881 --> 00:36:27,721 you may be able to do together? 706 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,359 I'm so sorry, you've just got something... 707 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,089 Oh. 708 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:38,759 Thanks. 709 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,376 No problem. 710 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,799 [PHONE RINGS] 711 00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:01,199 This is Leon Harper, go fuck yourself after the beep. 712 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,439 Beep! 713 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:03,919 Ha-ha. 714 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,769 They're shipping me out to Beijing. 715 00:37:05,889 --> 00:37:08,152 We just acquired a new video messaging platform. 716 00:37:08,272 --> 00:37:09,959 It's the Chinese Snapchat. 717 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,123 - What do you want? - I know you fixed the game, Leon. 718 00:37:13,243 --> 00:37:15,132 And I'm thinking I might be able to 719 00:37:15,252 --> 00:37:16,951 use someone with balls like yours. 720 00:37:16,963 --> 00:37:19,199 Because you'd thrive out there. 721 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:23,039 So how about we wipe the slate clean 722 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,479 and I give you another shot at this? 723 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,119 [CAR DOOR OPENS] 724 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,175 Casey, sorry, I got to go. 725 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,719 It's over, mate. 726 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,479 She's going. 727 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,604 Oh, man. 728 00:37:57,669 --> 00:37:58,838 Come here. 729 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,168 Let's get you in the house. 730 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,039 Oh. 731 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,639 Garage is better. 732 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,158 What if I just go over there anyway? 733 00:38:15,278 --> 00:38:18,159 - She can't stop me. - I don't know about that, mate. 734 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,400 Hey, not Abi. I'm sorry. 735 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,953 Come here. Come here. 736 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,119 Thanks, man. 737 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,119 It just ruined everything, didn't it? 738 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,599 The money. 739 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,446 Everything went wrong. 740 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,759 Mum and Dad. 741 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,909 Me and Abi. Us. 742 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,496 I think it's just makes everything bigger, 743 00:38:43,616 --> 00:38:46,738 cars, houses, problems. 744 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,665 Everything just magnifies. 745 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,679 This will cheer you up. 746 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,319 Ewan sold the company to an arms manufacturer. 747 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,439 That is factually correct. I actually did do that. 748 00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:59,799 What the fuck? 749 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:03,039 They wanted my patent for designing missile navigation systems. 750 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,839 Nukes, actually. 751 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,926 - Nukes? - Nukes. 752 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,639 Actually that has cheered me up. 753 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,559 They're surprisingly nice actually. 754 00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,599 For warmongers. 755 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,199 So what else is new? 756 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,479 - Me and Watto started a new company. - Are you serious? 757 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,559 All this happened since I went out for lunch? 758 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,239 It's been a whirlwind. 759 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:25,079 I won't lie. 760 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,839 We lost the company. 761 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,519 No, no, no, no, no, no. 762 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,959 We chopped down a tree. 763 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:33,399 We are lumberjacks. 764 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,293 So let's grow a new one. 765 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,748 It's just us, mate. 766 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,518 Always has been. 767 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,129 What the fuck have I done now? 768 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,039 It's OK, boys, I know something about this. 769 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,970 - Ewan Fox? - The one and the same. 770 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,039 - Erm, Ewan? - Oh. 771 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,397 I fucked 'em, the missile guys. 772 00:40:07,517 --> 00:40:10,199 Popped the MacBook in the microwave and put it on defrost 773 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,199 for three minutes. 774 00:40:16,924 --> 00:40:19,359 Wiped the servers. Deleted the only fully operational 775 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,959 version of my beautiful water rendering engine which is 776 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,872 a terrible loss for the video game industry but probably pretty 777 00:40:24,992 --> 00:40:28,279 good news if you happen to be raising a family in the Middle East. 778 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:31,275 Also, I've left the taps on in the bogs and blocked the sinks. 779 00:40:31,395 --> 00:40:33,559 Are you happy to come in and answer some questions? 780 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,547 Yeah, absolutely. 781 00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:39,719 One thing, can I possibly sit in the front because I get really 782 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:42,080 bad motion sickness? 783 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,399 So what now? 784 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,514 Well, I guess we bail Ewan, 785 00:40:45,634 --> 00:40:47,920 hire a good lawyer and then we start again. 786 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:51,091 What do you say, Josh, new company, new start? 787 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,439 I suppose I've got nothing else going on. 788 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,782 Great. Cos I got an idea. 789 00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,039 Fuck mobile gaming, we've got AAA. 790 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,571 PlayStation, Xbox, PC, 791 00:41:03,691 --> 00:41:07,007 - we go toe-to-toe with the big boys. - OK, Leon, hang on a sec... 792 00:41:07,127 --> 00:41:10,007 No, I've already put the feelers out to a guy I know at Sony. 793 00:41:10,127 --> 00:41:11,959 Sorry, you've already put the feelers out? 794 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,009 Just the feelers. Just some little feeling. 795 00:41:15,129 --> 00:41:17,399 - Nothing heavy. - OK, I think it's fine, 796 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,399 but Barney has fallen in the pool and he knocked his head. 797 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,319 Oh, shit. 798 00:41:28,350 --> 00:41:31,834 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 799 00:41:31,884 --> 00:41:36,434 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 58929

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