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[MAXINE SULLIVAN]:
You work
and work for years and years
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You're always on the go
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You never take a minute off
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Too busy making dough
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Some day, you say,
you'll have your fun
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when you're a millionaire
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Imagine all the fun you'll have
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In your old rocking chair
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Enjoy yourself
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- [HE ROARS]
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It's later than you think
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Enjoy yourself
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While you're still in the pink
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The years go by
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As quickly as a wink
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Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself
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It's later than you think
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Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself
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It's later than you think.
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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
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Awww!
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Skinless pork sausages. Three-for-two.
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Why are we buying horrible sausages?
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Because they're on offer.
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Josh, you don't scrimp on sausage.
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That's, like, rule one of being normal.
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Abi, we are an average couple
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doing an average weekly shop
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and that means occasionally buying
things we both find disgusting.
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Why? We never did it before.
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Well, that was before, OK?
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And if these horrible sausages, if
that's my penance for what I did,
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the betrayal, then so be it. Nail
me to a cross made of sausage.
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Oh, God, now you're Meat Jesus.
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The money almost...
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The money almost ruined us, Abi, OK?
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I'm not going to let it come
into our relationship again.
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Josh, I gave you it all back
and it's totally, totally fine.
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I forgive you.
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So can we please just buy some
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- sausage with actual meat in them?
- Fine.
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Fine, get your sausages,
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but when we're done here,
we're going to get the bus home.
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Fuck off, I hate the bus.
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So do I.
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I don't like it either.
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All right? I hate it. I'm sorry.
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Ooh... Bargains.
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So, there's been a lot of chatter on
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the forums about the new character.
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Yes, she's certainly very...
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- Very feminine.
- Cats don't have tits, though.
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- In nature.
- They do have teats.
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We're issuing a patch on Monday,
so I really need to give the art
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department a clear brief on whether
or not to lose the, uh, bosoms.
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Well, all righty then.
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Time for Ewan's big executive decree.
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[DING]
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- We really are pressed for time.
- Yeah, no, sure.
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Let's be decisive, right now.
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Let's just decide the
hell out of this thing.
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Boy Genius, how's the
water rendering software?
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I've just finished coding the
full alpha version with all new
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- functionality. Very pleasing.
- I can't tell you how great that is.
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I want to hug you...
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But for some reason,
my arms just won't...
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Seem to let me.
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- I'm not a hugger.
- We really do need a decision
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- on the cat design.
- Oh, Casey? Casey?
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It would be good to
get a second opinion.
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There's a concern she's too sexy.
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I don't know, whatever you think.
You're doing a great job, Ewan.
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OK, then. The boobs can...
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- Um... Can stay.
- Great.
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So, have you heard from Watto?
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No, not for a couple of
months, not since the Expo.
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But I'm sure he's fine.
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- Wherever he is.
- [FOGHORN]
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God. Is that the time?
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Yo, yeah, can I order a large
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salmon teriyaki Bento box
with plum and duck pancakes?
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Delivery, please.
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Uh, I'm in an underpass...
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Uh, what's the name of this underpass?
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- [CLICK]
- Hello?
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What are you playing?
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Dunno,
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- Cat something.
- Factory?
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Yeah, but the new one.
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- The sequel.
- Let me have a look.
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I heard you released a tiger
into a leisure centre,
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- that's why you're here.
- OK, no, that's not what happened,
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I tried to release a tiger
at a convention centre
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as a kind of 'fuck you' to my old boss.
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Someone stopped me, we
got into a shoving thing,
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and I accidentally punched him,
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got arrested, all my mates
moved out of our house
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and, yeah, hey presto.
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Shit, this is impossible.
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Didn't anyone play-test
this piece of shit?
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Nice watch.
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Hey-hey, platinum.
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100m diving range.
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Ah, no, come on, mate.
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Like... [SIGHS]
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I see it everywhere, in every face,
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In every place that I go
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I see it in the eyes of all the
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strangers and the people I know
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Even in the buildings, in the
statues, on the streets that I walk
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Even in the voices, even though
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they never say when they talk
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You're a...
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- Leon?
- Abi.
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- This is a nice place.
- No, it's not.
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Josh has got this thing about the money,
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he says he doesn't want it
to come between us again,
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so now we've just got to do
horrible stuff all the time.
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He's working on a new
game. He's gone a bit...
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He wee-ed in a jar.
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Yeah, he does that when
it all gets a bit much.
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Also, a couple of weeks back,
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he grew this really thin beard
and when he got stressed,
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he, like, trimmed it, trying to get
it level and it just got thinner
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and thinner until one day it was
so thin, you couldn't even see it.
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And then he grew his stubble back
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and now I'm just a bit worried
he's going to do it again.
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- And I hated that beard.
- Yeah,
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it's happened before.
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Do you think maybe I could have a word?
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Mm-hm.
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[BUZZING]
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[KNOCKING]
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Not now, please. Thank you.
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Hey, Josh.
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- What the fuck are you doing here?
- I brought you something.
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If it's another Super Nintendo,
I'm showing it up your arse.
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It's your mum's album,
she finally finished it.
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Oh, God.
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"Linda Connors: Swings Both Ways"
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It's actually pretty good,
it's got some tunes on there.
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And you think this makes
everything OK? Do you?
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After everything you did to me
and Abi? I should punch you
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- in the face, do you know that?
- Mate...
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- I'm sorry.
- Well, it's not good enough, Leon.
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You're lucky she forgave me. And now
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we're stronger than ever.
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Well, that's good, I'm
happy for you, mate.
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Yeah.
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Abi says you're working on a new game.
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Miriam's Troubles.
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And it's going great, thanks for asking.
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She also says you grew
a really thin beard.
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Oh, what, so it's a crime to grow a
beard now, is it, Leon? Fuck off.
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- Have you played it yet?
- No, I haven't played it.
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It's a sequel of a game I
made a million years ago.
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No reason to play it.
I'd rather go and play with
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needles in the park, thanks.
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All right, well, I just wanted to
make sure you got your mum's CD.
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- Yeah, whatever.
- I'll see you around, yeah?
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[NOISES FROM GAME]
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[MEOW]
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[PHONE RINGS]
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ON PHONE: Have you
played this piece of shit?
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Wait there, I'm coming back. Yes!
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It's unbalanced, the cut doesn't
make sense, it's too hard.
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- Yeah, I know, mate.
- And don't even start me
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on the cat with the tits, because
if the female cats have breasts,
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that means that all the other
cats without tits are male.
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My game, with my name on it,
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is essentially an interactive
misogynist hate crime.
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- Cheers.
- And I don't care about the game.
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- No, of course.
- I care about the fans.
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Yeah, I looked online, the
reviews are pretty good.
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My God. That makes it worse.
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Nobody is noticed that Cat
Factory has gone to shift.
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They're all playing it like, "Oh,
great game, great gameplay."
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OK, so I've got an idea. We
break into the office this weekend,
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fix everything and release a patch.
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Obviously, we need the
others, Watto to fix the art,
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- Ewan to implement everything.
- No.
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I'm out.
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Mate...
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Don't do this for me,
don't do this for the game.
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Do this for Watto.
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- What have you heard?
- I don't know, loads of stuff.
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Some bloke saw him shinning up
a telegraph pole in Uxbridge.
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One last patch, Josh,
that's all this is.
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OK, we fix this
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and then I'm gone, all right?
I have a life now, Leon.
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A normal life in a normal
non-semicircular house,
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- all right?
- All right,
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I get it. It's just this one
thing, then we're all done.
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How did you know how to find him?
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You know, my mate used to
work for a certain branch of
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Israeli Secret Service.
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Obviously.
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When in doubt, hire a Mossad
Agent. Unbelievable!
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Do you think he's off the wagon?
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- I don't know, mate.
- [DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'd probably say so.
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What do you reckon's in here?
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Oi. Do not open that.
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Oh, hey, mate.
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Do not unleash Coco.
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You just post the nutrients
through the window twice a day,
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and then you leave her the hell alone.
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[DOG VIOLENTLY BARKS]
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All right?
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[HE CLEARS THROAT]
I see you got a new dog.
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I wanted a replacement for Digby.
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But... she's no Digby,
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not Coco.
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She's satanic.
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Jesus, mate!
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I'm just waiting until
she's a little bit older,
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a little bit less angry,
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and then I'm going to lure her off
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the barge with some pork chops
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and sail away really fast.
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- So, how have you been, mate?
- Fine.
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I'm just hanging out
on the party boat...
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- with a dog that I hate.
- And the booze?
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Yeah, the occasional
tipple. Nothing crazy.
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[BOTTLES CLATTER]
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OK! Yeah?! Well, whose
fault is that, then?!
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Cos this what happens, isn't it, hey?
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When you raise a kid to
become dependent on you,
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and then all of a sudden
you're just like,
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"Off you go, kiddo, out into the world!"
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You know, "Go and fend for yourself!"
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Well, I can't fend for myself!
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I know, mate.
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And I'm sorry.
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But...
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l'm fine. I am.
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I am coping.
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[HE INHALES]
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Have you played it? The sequel?
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I tried.
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But it's impossible, yeah? Really hard.
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How do you feel about
doing some work on it?
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- What, all of us?
- It's not a permanent thing.
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Just a quick fix.
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Yeah, well, I'll think about it.
250
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:06,439
Because, you know, nearly
got this place sorted.
251
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,759
I just need to get some Wi-Fi
and a television licence
252
00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,296
and I am all good.
253
00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:11,929
Do you know what? Forget it.
254
00:13:12,049 --> 00:13:13,879
It's fine. It's a shit idea anyway.
255
00:13:16,749 --> 00:13:18,201
Listen, mate...
256
00:13:18,769 --> 00:13:21,370
don't do this for
yourself, do it for Josh.
257
00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:24,119
I think he's spiralling into
one of his dark places again.
258
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,050
Abi said he's pissing in jars and
259
00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:28,191
- trimming his facial hair.
- OK.
260
00:13:30,006 --> 00:13:31,229
Good lad.
261
00:13:31,349 --> 00:13:33,959
But I'm only doing it for Josh.
262
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,719
But no shit, yeah?
263
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,479
Whatever it is you're on
right now, it stays here.
264
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,759
Cold turkey.
265
00:13:41,637 --> 00:13:43,479
Starting from now.
266
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,119
[UPBEAT MUSIC BEGINS]
267
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,399
Let's roll.
268
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,319
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- Hang on!
269
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,039
- [MUSIC RECOMMENCES]
- Let's roll.
270
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,799
- [MUSIC STOPS,]
- [HE CHUCKLES]
271
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,879
- [MUSIC RECOMMENCES]
- Let's roll.
272
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,834
Um, what about the dog?
273
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,919
Liam, get the engine running.
274
00:14:11,797 --> 00:14:14,119
- Do you think he's all right?
- Oh, Jesus.
275
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,039
Start the engine!
276
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:21,679
- [DOG BARKS VICIOUSLY]
- Start the engine!
277
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,459
Open the door!
278
00:14:25,579 --> 00:14:27,399
Open the door!
279
00:14:27,519 --> 00:14:29,679
[DOG SNARLS]
280
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,879
[HE PANTS]
281
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,279
She nearly ate me.
282
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:38,119
[JOSH AND LEON LAUGH]
283
00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:49,411
Ewan? I have Leslie for you.
284
00:14:50,584 --> 00:14:51,759
Holy shit!
285
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,116
- [SHE SIGHS]
- You're the Emperor!
286
00:14:53,236 --> 00:14:55,519
Yeah, that's one of the
more polite ones, I believe.
287
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,119
I'm going to be brief.
288
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,479
I know some people who'd like
to come in and meet with you
289
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,999
so when your game leaked,
290
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,796
your piece of water rendering
291
00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:04,949
software really turned some heads.
292
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,439
- Bigger.
- Ooh! Ooh! That's nice!
293
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,941
Music to these big, flappy lugs.
294
00:15:11,061 --> 00:15:13,720
- MOUTHS: Shut the fuck up!
- Stopping now.
295
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:17,159
So, would it be OK if I brought
them in there to chat with you?
296
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,527
Yes, it would... be ok...
297
00:15:19,647 --> 00:15:20,725
Sir.
298
00:15:20,845 --> 00:15:22,503
- No?
- Thank you, Ewan.
299
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,639
It's been great meeting
you at long last.
300
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,902
- Casey, close the lid.
- OK, bye, then... Yeah.
301
00:15:29,022 --> 00:15:32,999
Great job, Ewan. You showed
some real initiative there.
302
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,753
Thank you very much!
303
00:15:42,697 --> 00:15:44,802
Ah...! Bloody hell, I thought you
304
00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:46,959
- were muggists.
- What's muggists?
305
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,799
I got my words muddled up, Josh.
306
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,559
- New bag?
- Yes, new bag.
307
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,559
It is from the executive
range at Debenhams.
308
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,719
Yeah, it's got a compartment for pens.
309
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,839
Look, we've played the sequel,
Ewan, and we hate it.
310
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,979
- The game's fine, Leon.
- It's not fine, Ewan.
311
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:00,639
It's sexist and impossible.
312
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,799
Fellas, you had your
chance and you blew it.
313
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,227
And now I have Casey's
respect and I'm going places.
314
00:16:05,347 --> 00:16:06,849
- Yeah, right(!)
- I've just been
315
00:16:06,969 --> 00:16:08,319
- with the Emperor, Leon.
- Bullshit.
316
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,993
She respects me more than
she ever respected you.
317
00:16:10,113 --> 00:16:11,717
- Piss off, Ewan.
- What do you care?
318
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:14,273
- After everything she did to you.
- Men!
319
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,519
We have a responsibility! Yeah?
320
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,919
We bought this game into this world.
321
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,439
We're not going to orphan it!
322
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,619
Let's just take our anger and
323
00:16:24,739 --> 00:16:26,870
put it in Ewan's new bag.
324
00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:29,095
And let's just try
325
00:16:29,215 --> 00:16:31,381
and make it right.
326
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:36,103
Trust me, mate, I don't want to
be here any more than you do.
327
00:16:36,901 --> 00:16:38,015
All right.
328
00:16:38,135 --> 00:16:40,319
Sweet. Let us in at the back door, then.
329
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,839
What, now? What, you want
to do this right now?!
330
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,639
Yeah, we've got the weekend
till the offer's reopened.
331
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,439
So let's get to work!
332
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,319
Why?
333
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,799
I thought it would be fun...
334
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,630
... but it's just itchy.
335
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:22,679
Oh.
336
00:17:27,181 --> 00:17:30,119
Right, I think I may have an
idea for a new gameplay mechanic
337
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,439
with the mice.
338
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,639
Before we start, I just
want everyone to know
339
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,239
Josh is going to be taking
the lead on this one.
340
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:39,359
Um... I know I headed
up Jet Spray Island,
341
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:42,439
but I want to pass the
baton back to Josh, so...
342
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,399
It's all yours, mate, take it away.
343
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,959
Great.
344
00:17:47,806 --> 00:17:49,319
Thanks, mate.
345
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,199
So, Ewan, can you take a look at this?
346
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,935
I need you to re-sequence
some of the levels.
347
00:17:53,055 --> 00:17:54,375
- Mm-hm.
- OK, Watto,
348
00:17:54,495 --> 00:17:56,927
I need you to get rid of
the boobs on the cat.
349
00:17:57,047 --> 00:17:59,079
Take a look at the backgrounds
they're just not popping.
350
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,079
I'm going to work on these.
351
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,279
What about me?
352
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,176
Uh... Put the kettle on.
353
00:18:07,563 --> 00:18:09,730
Right! First things first,
354
00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:11,759
let's get this place ready
for an all-nighter.
355
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,279
You know the drill, boys.
356
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,959
Cold and loud, that's how we like it!
357
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,279
I'm taking care of business
358
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,359
Woman, can't you see?
359
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,168
Got to make it for you
360
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,959
I've got to make it for me
361
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,999
Takes a lot of money to make it
362
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,159
Let's talk truthfully
363
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,639
Keep your love light burning
364
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,239
Add a little hot food in a plate
365
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:39,119
You might as well get used to
me coming home a little late
366
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:43,719
Cos I-I I've got work to do
367
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,319
I've got work, baby I got work to do
368
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,519
I've got to give
369
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,759
I've got work to do Got work to do
370
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,719
Got so much work, yeah, yeah
371
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,599
Doo??"doo, doo-doo, doo-doo,
doo-doo, doo-doo??"doo
372
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,759
Doo??"doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo??"doo
373
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,839
Work, work Yeah!
374
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,479
- [HORN BLARES]
- Argh! You stupid...
375
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,479
Work, work. Yeah
376
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,138
Work, work...
377
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:16,279
- Holy shit, this level is insane.
- Which?
378
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,439
Oh, whoa, I just ran up a different
branch of the map screen.
379
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,879
Yeah, that is a good one.
380
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,559
I've got times 50 multiplier
with full kibble.
381
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,639
- Invisible mice? Whose idea was that?
- I think it was Casey's.
382
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:27,787
Oh!
383
00:19:28,791 --> 00:19:30,319
I don't know, though.
384
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,679
Is it... Is it congealed?
Is their congealment?
385
00:19:32,799 --> 00:19:35,022
Josh, it's good. We've made it better.
386
00:19:35,142 --> 00:19:36,679
It is good.
387
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,410
When did we stop doing this?
388
00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:39,840
Playing together?
389
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,439
When it became work.
390
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,279
Oh, invisible digital shits!
391
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,519
No, we were still doing
this back at the caravan.
392
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,039
Remember Bomberman?
393
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,879
What about Cowpocalypse Now?
394
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,999
Oh, Counter-Strike, that was my jam!
395
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,697
So, what happens next?
396
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,199
[HE SIGHS]
397
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,839
Well, once we've uploaded the patch,
398
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,679
I thought maybe we
could go for breakfast,
399
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,480
you know, like we used to?
Watch the social media tick in.
400
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,199
I am up that. Pretty hungry!
401
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,126
Was this part of the plan?
402
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,319
What plan?
403
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,439
Getting us all back together.
404
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,159
What are we patching here, Leon?
405
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,432
I don't know what you're
talking about, mate.
406
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,039
OK, well, Abi's expecting me home, so...
407
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,759
I'll see you guys around.
408
00:20:35,246 --> 00:20:37,599
So, is that it, then? Are we all done?
409
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,399
Looks like it.
410
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:43,039
Good. Cos that was hard work.
411
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:46,075
And I can finally go back to my...
412
00:20:46,341 --> 00:20:49,196
Floating fortress of solitude.
413
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,639
Here we go.
414
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,119
You'll note the grilled tomato, Watto.
415
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:10,199
There's some fucking garnish
on this breakfast, Jeffrey.
416
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,799
- I know there is, Watto.
- I'm so proud of you.
417
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,959
I didn't think I could
make it on my own.
418
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,399
But I dusted myself
down, I stood back up,
419
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,759
and here I am cooking for myself.
420
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,039
What if we brought it back?
421
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:26,039
- Brought what black?
- The company, Idyl Hands.
422
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,959
Sell the chopper, sell the
yacht, flog the house.
423
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,833
- How much have you got left?
- Oh...
424
00:21:30,953 --> 00:21:33,749
- 6, 6.7.
- Six?!
425
00:21:33,869 --> 00:21:35,679
How have you got six mill left?
426
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:38,479
Well, I got down to
about 3 at one point,
427
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,399
and then some investments came in.
428
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,771
You know, the organic bean thing.
429
00:21:42,891 --> 00:21:45,492
You made a profit from Magic Beans?
430
00:21:45,612 --> 00:21:48,719
Adam, that is incredible!
Not as daft as he looks.
431
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,045
I need to borrow it, all of it.
432
00:21:51,165 --> 00:21:53,271
We need to get the company back.
433
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,399
I can make this work.
434
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,879
Cheers for the breakfast.
435
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,199
Watto, let's move.
436
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,479
MUFFLED: Mm. That was good.
437
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,710
Saw the patch went out.
438
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,214
- I'll play it later.
- Oh...
439
00:22:08,334 --> 00:22:09,560
Yeah, sure.
440
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,319
You seem a little fried. Heavy weekend?
441
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,999
I'm fine, I'm fine.
442
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,799
Just hung out with some
old friends of mine.
443
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,353
But I'm over it.
444
00:22:18,473 --> 00:22:21,595
- Ready to crack on.
- Great.
445
00:22:22,672 --> 00:22:23,966
Ewan...
446
00:22:24,086 --> 00:22:26,304
Before they come in, there's
447
00:22:26,424 --> 00:22:28,559
probably something you
should know about these people.
448
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,039
Oh, right?
449
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:33,359
Graypoint Industries is a
defence and security company.
450
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:34,959
They design missiles.
451
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,679
Oh, right!
452
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,559
They want to use your water
rendering code to design missiles.
453
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:42,959
VOICE STRAINS: Oh, right...
454
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,959
Yeah, it's for the navigation systems.
455
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:48,519
It helps them to simulate deep
water currents for torpedoes.
456
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:49,916
Right, yeah...
457
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,759
- [HE CLEARS THROAT]
- Also nukes.
458
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,959
You know, like... Trident.
459
00:22:54,356 --> 00:22:55,845
N-n-nukes?
460
00:22:55,965 --> 00:22:57,119
Nukes.
461
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,719
Just going to grab a tangerine.
462
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,517
Which means the company
will make a killing
463
00:23:01,637 --> 00:23:04,279
on our investment in Idyl
Hands, so my ass is clean,
464
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,153
and I get to ship out
of this shithole ASAP.
465
00:23:08,225 --> 00:23:09,339
So...
466
00:23:09,459 --> 00:23:11,399
How's all that sound?
467
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,919
Yeah, quite a lot to process there.
468
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,399
Um... Missiles is a bit of a wild card.
469
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,639
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
470
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,953
Process quickly. Here they are.
471
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:27,559
Hi, welcome. Here he is, the
man of the hour, Ewan Fox.
472
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,359
The Wiley fox!
473
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,119
[POLITE CHUCKLING]
474
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,439
[DOOR OPENS]
475
00:23:41,606 --> 00:23:42,959
Played it.
476
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,359
Loved it.
477
00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:45,479
Yeah?
478
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,271
I didn't want to tell you, but I
played it when it first came out
479
00:23:48,391 --> 00:23:50,617
and I thought it was balls, actual shit.
480
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,810
No, it was weird. It was good...
481
00:23:53,930 --> 00:23:55,201
Weirdly.
482
00:23:56,592 --> 00:23:57,706
But, you know,
483
00:23:57,826 --> 00:24:00,359
it was just a one-time thing,
I'm not going back there.
484
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,114
Right.
485
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,759
In a way, though, isn't it better than
486
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,879
you locking yourself away on your own...
487
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,039
Weeing in Mason jars?
488
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:13,184
No. Nothing's better than
being here with you.
489
00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:18,060
This is a happy game.
490
00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:20,559
It's fun. You made it fun.
491
00:24:20,679 --> 00:24:22,709
You and your friends did that!
492
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,902
Marry me.
493
00:24:26,022 --> 00:24:27,100
What?!
494
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:28,746
- What the fuck?
- I don't know.
495
00:24:28,866 --> 00:24:31,239
It just feels right. Doesn't it?
496
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,639
I mean, what are we waiting
for? Let's just get married.
497
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,079
Let's just be happy together forever.
498
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,799
OK, Josh...
499
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,630
You need to sleep for about 37
hours and then you need a shower
500
00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:44,382
and a cup of tea, maybe
some Shreddies...
501
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,759
... and then we can talk.
502
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,079
OK.
503
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,719
OK.
504
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,559
OK.
505
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,288
Which means you could cash out right now
506
00:25:02,408 --> 00:25:04,719
as per the terms of your earn-out.
507
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,799
Which at the current price
of North Block Corporation
508
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,164
would give you around
509
00:25:09,284 --> 00:25:12,400
?49 million in straight cash.
510
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,239
Ah, that's a lot, isn't it?
511
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,319
A lot of buns.
512
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,799
What a lot of buns.
513
00:25:21,179 --> 00:25:25,599
And I realise there's a certain
level of moral ickyness
514
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,279
around the whole missile thing.
515
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,038
- Hmm.
- I get that.
516
00:25:29,158 --> 00:25:32,359
But the thing is, with warheads,
most of them never get used.
517
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:35,639
They sit in a submarine somewhere
in the Atlantic, resting away.
518
00:25:35,759 --> 00:25:39,239
So, in terms of blood on
your hands, it's negligible.
519
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,319
Ah, sure, sure it is.
520
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,759
And in a way, video
games are killers, too.
521
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,079
- Heart disease, etc.
- Yeah, no, I get that.
522
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,999
Cat Factory has probably
been responsible for
523
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,679
tens times as many deaths
as any nuclear warhead.
524
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:52,919
Hmm...
525
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,639
You become the story, Ewan.
526
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,537
The kid from school who sold a
527
00:25:57,657 --> 00:25:59,920
piece of code for ?50 million.
528
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,519
No-one tops that.
529
00:26:02,424 --> 00:26:04,662
Time to spread your wings.
530
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,632
I'm sorry. I can't do this.
531
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,359
You know what? Fuck it!
532
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,959
- Hey, Casey.
- What are you doing?
533
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,840
Can we get a lift? Do you
know Coutts, the bank?
534
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,279
Can we get a lift to Coutts, the bank?
535
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,719
You just say Coutts, by the way,
you don't say Coutts, the bank.
536
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,759
That's good knowledge,
we'll take that on board.
537
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,400
- Have you played it yet?
- The sequel? I don't think so.
538
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,119
Haven't really had the chance.
I've been busy with other stuff.
539
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:14,840
There's a new version just went
up. Ewan did a really great job.
540
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,119
He's really stepped up. I
didn't think he had it in him.
541
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,786
You know what?
542
00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:22,436
He's really impressed me.
543
00:27:22,556 --> 00:27:24,371
We want it back.
544
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,935
What?
545
00:27:26,055 --> 00:27:28,488
Everything. The company,
the game. It was a mistake.
546
00:27:28,608 --> 00:27:30,875
- Leon.
- We've got 29 million liquid,
547
00:27:30,995 --> 00:27:33,089
going to raise another 30.
That's why we going to
548
00:27:33,209 --> 00:27:35,666
Coutts, the bank, because
if there's one thing I can
549
00:27:35,786 --> 00:27:38,439
- do it is talk money out of people.
- Ewan cut a deal.
550
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,959
He sold up.
551
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,826
- What are you on about?
- Ewan?
552
00:27:41,946 --> 00:27:44,342
It's great for me. My stocks
went through the roof.
553
00:27:44,462 --> 00:27:47,693
Somehow we managed to
turn a profit. But it's a shame.
554
00:27:48,329 --> 00:27:51,220
There really was something
there between the four of you.
555
00:27:51,340 --> 00:27:53,680
I guess I just never figured
out how to get it out of you.
556
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,901
Can you pull over please, mate?
557
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:08,599
Ewan sold out.
558
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,561
- He sold us to a weapons manufacturer.
- What?
559
00:28:11,681 --> 00:28:13,521
What? They're going to
make weapons in here?
560
00:28:13,641 --> 00:28:16,799
- It's going to be a bomb factory?
- No, his code, the water thing,
561
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,560
- they're using it for torpedoes.
- What about Cat Factory?
562
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,439
They already had a deal in place.
563
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,879
They sold it off to the people
who make Angry Birds.
564
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,999
Some of them are being transferred over.
565
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:27,920
Most of us are being fired.
566
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,399
It's all over.
567
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,039
We need to do something.
568
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,359
Like what? He's already done it.
569
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,519
OK, everyone, two choices.
570
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,520
Option one, stay here...
571
00:28:39,978 --> 00:28:42,579
And work for an arms dealer. Not great.
572
00:28:42,999 --> 00:28:44,599
Or option two...
573
00:28:45,821 --> 00:28:47,068
Come with us.
574
00:28:47,188 --> 00:28:51,282
I don't know where or
why or even what for.
575
00:28:51,402 --> 00:28:53,799
We haven't got a game,
haven't got a company,
576
00:28:53,919 --> 00:28:56,919
haven't even got an office. But
we've got some money, right, Leon?
577
00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:59,412
- Yeah, mate, we've got some of that.
- So why don't you
578
00:28:59,532 --> 00:29:02,894
come with us and we can start again
579
00:29:03,014 --> 00:29:07,359
in some unspecified
and as yet unclear way?
580
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,979
In summary, follow me,
581
00:29:11,099 --> 00:29:13,096
I have no idea where I am going!
582
00:29:15,551 --> 00:29:18,496
- What, really follow you?
- Yes, really follow me.
583
00:29:18,616 --> 00:29:20,849
We've still got the house,
right? We've got the house?
584
00:29:20,969 --> 00:29:24,453
- Yeah, we've still got the house.
- We're going to the house!
585
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,525
- Listen, about earlier...
- Josh,
586
00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:41,879
would you like to formally
rescind your proposal?
587
00:29:41,999 --> 00:29:43,518
I was really tired.
588
00:29:43,638 --> 00:29:44,960
I'm OK now.
589
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,812
And I promise you
590
00:29:46,932 --> 00:29:48,600
that things will go back
to how they were.
591
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,079
OK, no more weirdness.
592
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,239
Right?
593
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,705
Thanks.
594
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,279
Shall I get this?
595
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,399
Oh, shit, sorry, yeah, I just assumed...
596
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,244
That's fine, I'm happy to get it.
597
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,752
God, didn't even think.
598
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,995
- How rude is that?
- It's not rude. It's OK.
599
00:30:14,115 --> 00:30:16,704
I've stopped doing it, haven't I?
Cos I used to at least
600
00:30:16,824 --> 00:30:18,639
fake-reach for my purse, like,
601
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,759
"Hey, let me get this."
602
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,759
Don't even do that any more.
603
00:30:22,879 --> 00:30:24,687
Now I just sit and look
at shit on my phone
604
00:30:24,807 --> 00:30:26,799
like some pig-eyed trophy woman.
605
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,759
- It doesn't matter.
- No, Josh, I want to get this.
606
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,719
Abi, you don't have to do this,
all right. You're skint anyway.
607
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,079
- I'm not skint!
- I didn't mean that.
608
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,359
I haven't got any money
but I'm not skint.
609
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,799
I've got credit cards.
610
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,120
Tons of them. Look.
611
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,255
They just keep on giving
them to me because,
612
00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:45,240
well, I'm so ace.
613
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,957
OK, let's just split it. Deal?
614
00:30:49,239 --> 00:30:51,598
- Fine.
- Great.
615
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,879
OK, this is potentially an
incendiary thing to say,
616
00:30:57,999 --> 00:31:01,230
but technically I didn't have a starter.
617
00:31:09,049 --> 00:31:11,120
This is good, right? Is this good?
618
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,359
I don't know. What are we
going to do with them all?
619
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,599
You never threw us that party.
620
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,354
The day you got all the money,
you said you would throw us all
621
00:31:19,474 --> 00:31:22,200
a massive party to say
thanks. And you never did.
622
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,239
Shit, you're right.
623
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,359
OK, everyone!
624
00:31:27,479 --> 00:31:29,314
First order of business,
625
00:31:29,434 --> 00:31:32,199
we're having a house party right now.
626
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,079
There's just one rule,
nobody drowns in the pool.
627
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,279
I mean it, that thing is a death trap.
628
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,159
Yeah!
629
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,519
Noel's Fucking House Party!
630
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,203
Let's do this!
631
00:31:43,323 --> 00:31:45,309
Come on, everybody, help yourself to
632
00:31:45,429 --> 00:31:47,399
drinks and nibbles in the kitchen!
633
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,965
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, I am now. I'm great.
634
00:31:55,085 --> 00:31:56,959
No, but, you all right?
635
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,359
I'm fine.
636
00:32:02,199 --> 00:32:04,171
I did some coke maybe a couple of
637
00:32:04,291 --> 00:32:06,154
hours ago but only a tiny amount.
638
00:32:06,274 --> 00:32:08,851
It was within the
margins of respectability.
639
00:32:10,838 --> 00:32:12,400
I just...
640
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,846
Need something at the minute.
641
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,719
We could do some juicing together.
642
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,224
Cos there's a really fucking
high-end juicer out there
643
00:32:21,344 --> 00:32:23,232
and it's never even been used.
644
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,839
OK, that sounds good.
645
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,559
The number 8 will be
here in six minutes.
646
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,078
That's not too bad, is it?
647
00:32:43,198 --> 00:32:45,239
Josh, can we talk a bit later?
648
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,399
Why later, why not now? What's wrong?
649
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,159
It's nothing to worry about.
650
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,519
OK, now I'm worried.
651
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,342
Just because I'm making us get the bus?
652
00:32:52,348 --> 00:32:55,093
Cos fuck it, I'll get
us a taxi, it's fine. Taxi!
653
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,040
Josh, it's not about the bus.
654
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,839
Oh?
655
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:05,649
Come on, then.
656
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,239
I've been thinking again
about San Francisco.
657
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,838
Hang on, mate, sorry.
658
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,919
OK.
659
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,439
Yeah, I'm just going to put
it all on my credit cards.
660
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,279
I want to go out there.
661
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,058
I want to go with you.
662
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,969
Yeah...
663
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,719
It's not that I don't want you to,
664
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,359
but if you come then the money comes.
665
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,759
And then everything just gets
a bit wobbly and I don't know
666
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,519
where I am any more.
667
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,062
- Can we just discuss this...?
- It's just not me, Josh.
668
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,119
Being like that.
669
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,479
Being ungrateful and just
expecting everything.
670
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,079
- Then don't do it.
- I can't help it!
671
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,026
It's always going to be there.
It's not going away.
672
00:33:46,146 --> 00:33:49,209
We can't just ignore it and
pretend like it's nothing.
673
00:33:49,329 --> 00:33:51,954
Well, then, I'll give it
away. I'll donate it all.
674
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,759
Then you'll be the man who had
40 million quid and just gave it
675
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,639
all up and then you'd end
up resenting me for it.
676
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,679
It will just hang there between us.
677
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,159
Abi, no.
678
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,799
I'm sorry, Josh.
679
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,931
I can't do this any more.
680
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:11,039
Either of us.
681
00:34:16,975 --> 00:34:18,356
Thank you.
682
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,239
For everything.
683
00:35:06,764 --> 00:35:08,433
Hey, everyone.
684
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,519
It's OK, I know you all hate me.
685
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,147
I could probably get you
some killer discounts on M165.
686
00:35:15,267 --> 00:35:16,646
I'm joking.
687
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,279
I'm... I probably could.
688
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,011
We're having a bit of a party.
689
00:35:24,131 --> 00:35:26,925
Stick around, you deserve
it as much as any of us.
690
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,119
I just want you to know
the only reason I sold out
691
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,159
was because I thought
all of this was over.
692
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,159
Mate, I get it, I would
have done the same.
693
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,679
I mean, look at all the shit I did.
694
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,654
- Thanks, man.
- We've all got to
695
00:35:39,774 --> 00:35:42,239
think about ourselves
now. What comes next.
696
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:43,639
To new beginnings.
697
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,399
Mmm.
698
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,235
I think maybe it is the nicest
drink I have ever drunk.
699
00:36:09,355 --> 00:36:11,351
And I've tried most of them.
700
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,879
I'm going to start taking
responsibility for myself now, Naomi.
701
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,999
Just take full charge of my affairs.
702
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,519
Look after myself.
703
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,181
Take charge of my own life.
704
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,761
Is that something that you think
705
00:36:25,881 --> 00:36:27,721
you may be able to do together?
706
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,359
I'm so sorry, you've
just got something...
707
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,089
Oh.
708
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:38,759
Thanks.
709
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,376
No problem.
710
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,799
[PHONE RINGS]
711
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:01,199
This is Leon Harper, go fuck
yourself after the beep.
712
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,439
Beep!
713
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:03,919
Ha-ha.
714
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,769
They're shipping me out to Beijing.
715
00:37:05,889 --> 00:37:08,152
We just acquired a new
video messaging platform.
716
00:37:08,272 --> 00:37:09,959
It's the Chinese Snapchat.
717
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,123
- What do you want?
- I know you fixed the game, Leon.
718
00:37:13,243 --> 00:37:15,132
And I'm thinking I might be able to
719
00:37:15,252 --> 00:37:16,951
use someone with balls like yours.
720
00:37:16,963 --> 00:37:19,199
Because you'd thrive out there.
721
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:23,039
So how about we wipe the slate clean
722
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,479
and I give you another shot at this?
723
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,119
[CAR DOOR OPENS]
724
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,175
Casey, sorry, I got to go.
725
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,719
It's over, mate.
726
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,479
She's going.
727
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,604
Oh, man.
728
00:37:57,669 --> 00:37:58,838
Come here.
729
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,168
Let's get you in the house.
730
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,039
Oh.
731
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,639
Garage is better.
732
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,158
What if I just go over there anyway?
733
00:38:15,278 --> 00:38:18,159
- She can't stop me.
- I don't know about that, mate.
734
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,400
Hey, not Abi. I'm sorry.
735
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,953
Come here. Come here.
736
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,119
Thanks, man.
737
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,119
It just ruined everything, didn't it?
738
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,599
The money.
739
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,446
Everything went wrong.
740
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,759
Mum and Dad.
741
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,909
Me and Abi. Us.
742
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,496
I think it's just makes
everything bigger,
743
00:38:43,616 --> 00:38:46,738
cars, houses, problems.
744
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,665
Everything just magnifies.
745
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,679
This will cheer you up.
746
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,319
Ewan sold the company to
an arms manufacturer.
747
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,439
That is factually correct.
I actually did do that.
748
00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:59,799
What the fuck?
749
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:03,039
They wanted my patent for
designing missile navigation systems.
750
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,839
Nukes, actually.
751
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,926
- Nukes?
- Nukes.
752
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,639
Actually that has cheered me up.
753
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,559
They're surprisingly nice actually.
754
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,599
For warmongers.
755
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,199
So what else is new?
756
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,479
- Me and Watto started a new company.
- Are you serious?
757
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,559
All this happened since
I went out for lunch?
758
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,239
It's been a whirlwind.
759
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:25,079
I won't lie.
760
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,839
We lost the company.
761
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,519
No, no, no, no, no, no.
762
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,959
We chopped down a tree.
763
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:33,399
We are lumberjacks.
764
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,293
So let's grow a new one.
765
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,748
It's just us, mate.
766
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,518
Always has been.
767
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,129
What the fuck have I done now?
768
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,039
It's OK, boys, I know
something about this.
769
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,970
- Ewan Fox?
- The one and the same.
770
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,039
- Erm, Ewan?
- Oh.
771
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,397
I fucked 'em, the missile guys.
772
00:40:07,517 --> 00:40:10,199
Popped the MacBook in the
microwave and put it on defrost
773
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,199
for three minutes.
774
00:40:16,924 --> 00:40:19,359
Wiped the servers. Deleted
the only fully operational
775
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,959
version of my beautiful water
rendering engine which is
776
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,872
a terrible loss for the video
game industry but probably pretty
777
00:40:24,992 --> 00:40:28,279
good news if you happen to be
raising a family in the Middle East.
778
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:31,275
Also, I've left the taps on in
the bogs and blocked the sinks.
779
00:40:31,395 --> 00:40:33,559
Are you happy to come in
and answer some questions?
780
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,547
Yeah, absolutely.
781
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:39,719
One thing, can I possibly sit in
the front because I get really
782
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:42,080
bad motion sickness?
783
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,399
So what now?
784
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,514
Well, I guess we bail Ewan,
785
00:40:45,634 --> 00:40:47,920
hire a good lawyer
and then we start again.
786
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:51,091
What do you say, Josh,
new company, new start?
787
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,439
I suppose I've got
nothing else going on.
788
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,782
Great. Cos I got an idea.
789
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,039
Fuck mobile gaming, we've got AAA.
790
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,571
PlayStation, Xbox, PC,
791
00:41:03,691 --> 00:41:07,007
- we go toe-to-toe with the big boys.
- OK, Leon, hang on a sec...
792
00:41:07,127 --> 00:41:10,007
No, I've already put the feelers
out to a guy I know at Sony.
793
00:41:10,127 --> 00:41:11,959
Sorry, you've already
put the feelers out?
794
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,009
Just the feelers.
Just some little feeling.
795
00:41:15,129 --> 00:41:17,399
- Nothing heavy.
- OK, I think it's fine,
796
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,399
but Barney has fallen in the
pool and he knocked his head.
797
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,319
Oh, shit.
798
00:41:28,350 --> 00:41:31,834
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