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The balance of your account
is ?791.34p overdrawn.
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Oh!
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[SINGS A FEW NOTES]
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[SINGS OFF-KEY]
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The balance of your account
is ?791.34p overdrawn.
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The balance of your account is
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?14,578,324.66p in credit.
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?14,578,324.66p in credit.
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
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[HE YELLS]
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Leon, are you OK?
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We fucking made it, boys!
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[HE THROWS UP]
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_
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Yessssss!
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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Fuck you
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Fuck you
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Fuck you
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Fuck you!
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Bom bom bom...
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From Leon and all the boys at Idle
Hands Games, we'd like to offer
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you this harmonious, ceremonious
and acrimoniously melodious...
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ALL:
Fuck you.
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- Ah, beautiful.
- Don't even remember that one.
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Yeah, you do, we went to him
for investment and he said
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he wasn't quite sure
about us. Guess what?
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Boom, you've been smug bombed.
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- How many more of these, Ewan?
- About nine.
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Basically anyone who has ever
doubted us disrespected us or
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mispronounced our names.
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- The bald man from HSBC.
- He said we couldn't have a loan.
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We're driving 70 miles to Oxford
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to swear at a bald man from HSBC?
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He moved. Leon made me track him down.
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Look, can we just get to my parents,
please? I said we'd be there.
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Yeah, all right. But we're
doing the rest tomorrow.
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Ewan, put a circle around the bald man,
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the bald man does not get a free ride.
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- Can I vape in the Ferrari?
- No, you cannot vape in the Ferrari.
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Put your money where your mouth is
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Or you ain't saying nothin'
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Put your money where your mouth is
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Or you ain't saying nothin'
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Put your money where your mouth is
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Or you ain't saying a damn thing...
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Mum! Dad!
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- Ooh! I didn't mean to...
- Hey.
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Hang on, one minute. Oh, here we go.
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- Hey. Well done, I'm proud of you.
- Congratulations.
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- Thanks, Dad. Cheers.
- Oh, Leon.
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So, so we have got
Prosecco for the boys,
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and an energy drink for Watto.
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- There you go, darling.
- Thank you.
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Good.
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- So, cheers.
- Cheers!
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Right, come on then.
What have you spent it on?
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Vengeance. Mostly
vengeance, and a Ferrari.
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- Oh!
- And I just got an offer
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accepted on a narrow boat,
then I found out it was in Ireland,
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so I might have to get
that shipped over.
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Can you get a boat shipped over?
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I'm thinking of throwing
caution to the wind and finally
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- going zorbing, possibly, maybe.
- What's that? Zorbing?
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It's basically where you roll down
a hill in a giant inflatable ball.
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Now that I think about it,
it sounds quite awful,
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so I probably won't bother.
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I bought a new pair of
jeans that I basically hate,
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also...
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This is for you.
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- Oh.
- Is this the mortgage?
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Just open it.
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- Free at last.
- Bit nervous.
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- No, don't be nervous.
- Thank you.
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- Oh.
- It's a three-month world trip,
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every site of cultural
significance across the globe.
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- Uganda?
- Yes, Uganda.
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The pearl of Africa. I just thought
it'd be nice, you know, instead
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- of going to Florida every year.
- We like Florida.
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- Yeah.
- You'll like the Yemen.
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We're going to the Yemen?
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Guys, the world a big place
and this is my gift to you.
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My gift... is the world.
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Right.
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And I'm giving you 50
grand spending money.
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- What?
- Oh, my God.
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- Leon.
- Wow.
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- Oh, my God, that's unbelievable.
- Oh, you're welcome.
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- Very nice of you.
- Thanks very much Leon.
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- Welcome.
- No need for that. Thank you.
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Oh my God, I'm in shock.
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Oh, Linda, you made us a roast dinner?
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- Linda, you total diamond.
- Come on, everyone, need to go through.
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I made you your wheat-free
Yorkshire puddings, Ewan.
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Oh, Linda, on behalf of my irritable
bowel, a thousand thank yous.
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- Oh!
- [MOBILE BLEEPS]
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Shit. Purchases are down.
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- Which purchases?
- All of them.
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As of right now, nobody can
make any in app purchases.
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Relax, it's fine. Just call the office
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- and let them deal with it.
- Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
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- It'll be fine.
- By the way,
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- still playing it, yeah? Level 139.
- Hey!
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You know what, though, it's
not fine though actually, is it?
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Because it's broken. Cat Factory,
as a game, is borderline unplayable.
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Can we not just enjoy this?
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Mum, Dad, I'm sorry, we're going
to have to go back to the office.
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- Oh...
- Thank you, I'm sorry.
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Enjoy Bolivia.
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Guys.
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- Leon, can I...
- No, you cannot
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eat that in the Ferarri.
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[CHEERING]
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Hey!
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Hey, if I can just have
a couple of minutes.
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As you know,
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- purchases are down.
- Speech.
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Yeah! Come on, speech!
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Probably not the right
time for a speech.
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We should probably thank
everyone, though.
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To my brothers and sisters
in art and animation,
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all hail to the pixel flickers!
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And to the coders,
because this isn't about us,
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- least of all me, but...
- Also, there's a couple
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of additional fuck yous...
people we haven't been
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able to track down or have since died.
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Ah, Susan Wall, Steven
and James Rutherford,
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and everyone at Currys PC
World Camberwell branch.
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Fuck you!
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But what we mustn't lose
sight of... is Cat Factory,
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and our ongoing
commitment to its user base.
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And as a massive thank you to you all,
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we are going to throw
one gigantic party!
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[CHEERING]
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- We're getting in Daft Punk!
- Yeah!
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We will, we will definitely
do that, Daft Punk,
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or someone in the Daft Punk wheel house.
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But, as I said, purchases are down, so,
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um, if we could just all just
consider the situation.
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I mean, why don't we all just have
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a nice Corona and put on some EDM
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music while we try and fix this?
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We'll get some limes. Can we
get some limes for the beers?
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We're going to get some
limes for the beers.
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Yeah, rock and roll, Josh.
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So, good. This is it.
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Theo, good work.
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John Jennings, always top of the class.
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Good work, guys.
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Paula, I was going to
say I think we should
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recheck the code for a
move transaction listener.
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- Yes.
- I just thought, yeah.
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So, how come you were up
at the front just now,
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for the speeches?
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- Just... wanted to say thanks.
- Ok.
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It's just, sorry...
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It's just funny because it
was the three co-founders
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and then it was you.
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Yeah, there are four co-founders.
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Yes, I would be the... fourth.
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- Oh.
- Sergeant Muggins.
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Oh, right. It's just, well...
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So... Sorry, how come you're
not in any of the photos?
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Oh, Leon thinks I'm
quite deadening... visually.
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He thinks I've got quite
a deadening brown aura.
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And he's essentially correct.
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- Oh, my God, you're a millionaire?
- Yes. Yes, I've got ?14 million,
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plus another ?29 million
in stock options.
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Yes.
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- Well, you know, it's not a big deal.
- No.
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I mean, you know,
it's a big deal in terms
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of the bigness of the
deal. I'm not a big deal.
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Also the stock options are
performance-related anyway,
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so knowing me, I probably won't
ever get them and even then,
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I won't be able to get my hands on
them for like three whole years,
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which isn't that long
but who cares anyway?
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It's only money. Well done me.
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Well done me on making
a load of money for
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coding a stupid smartphone
game about cats.
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Big pat on the back for Ewan.
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Hey, congratulations.
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18,000.
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Sorry?
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I'm going to give you a bonus...
on the spot of 18,000 in money.
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- What? Seriously? Are you serious?
- Yes. OK, yes.
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- I've said it.
- Ewan, oh...
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That's, that's insanely generous!
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Yeah, it really is. It's insane.
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It's absolutely mental.
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Thank you!
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Cheers! Ah!
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Bye.
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Right, I'm going to take the
marketing team down to Sky Lounge.
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- We're no use here.
- Sky Lounge in your Ferrari,
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with your Viking helmet? You
know, you are the least
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subtle millionaire
since the monopoly man.
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You coming?
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Come on.
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No, I'm going to stay
here till this is fixed.
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Mate, you don't need to worry
about any of this any more.
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It's fun time.
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Two words baby... mansion, hovercrafts.
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Leon, they own us now.
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We belong to them now,
for the next three years.
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If Casey knew we were
slacking off like this already,
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she'd... go barking bonk shit.
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Oh, this is just like you.
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You've just been handed a
lovely big jar of ointment,
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big tub of luxury body butter,
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and you're looking for the
fly in it, and you can't find one.
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Everything is great,
and it's killing you.
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Well, my jeans are a bit
fucking pinchy, so there's that.
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Mate, we did it. It's
time to start living.
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Where my marketing team at?!
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[SHOUTING]
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Shake! Let's go!
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[SINGING]
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Shake it, yo! Shake, yo!
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[SHOUTING AND SINGING]
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hey, Josh, this is weird.
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Well, I was at a loose end and
I thought I'd give you a call.
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Saw the deal went through.
I'm 8% genuinely happy for you.
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Wow, thank you.
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And I'm about 4% jealous,
9% bitter, 2% indifferent,
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and 38% just quite hungry.
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Well, speaking of being hungry,
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I was wondering if you'd like
to come to lunch sometime?
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Oh, OK, I get it.
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You want to flaunt yourself at me,
take me to a fancy restaurant,
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in your big, gold trousers.
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Abby, I promise I will not wear
my big gold trousers, all right?
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But, I might wear my
tasteful platinum cut offs,
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with just a hint of cheek exposed.
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Well, guess what? I'll allow it.
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You can flaunt yourself.
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Two rules... no intercourse,
no recriminations.
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It's a shame.
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Because those are two things I seem
to remember we werepretty good at.
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- Hello?
- No, I'm just eating a bagel.
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Send me a calendar invite.
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Yes!
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Yeah! Woohoo!
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Yeah!
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- [OPERA MUSIC PLAYS]
- Oh!
246
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Just having my morning champagne bath.
247
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How many bottles of...
Is that Dom Perignon?
248
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Jesus, Leon.
249
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What's wrong with Cava?
250
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I'm not bathing in Cava,
Josh, I'm not an animal.
251
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- Who wants a glass?
- Of what, sorry?
252
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Champagne that's been swirling
around your actual anus?
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- That's a no from me.
- Come on, Joshy,
254
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- do this with me.
- What, you think I'm getting in there?
255
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Come on, man, just this one thing!
256
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Come on!
257
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Oh, all right.
258
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OK, little uncomfortable with ambient
259
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nudity levels so I'm just going to...
260
00:13:34,937 --> 00:13:37,536
Oh, ha, ha...
261
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It's cold and it's sticky and
it's fizzing around my balls.
262
00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:42,879
And it feels lovely.
263
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,728
It feels like success.
264
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,359
- To us.
- To us.
265
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,134
Cheers.
266
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:52,853
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
267
00:13:54,264 --> 00:13:56,479
- Adam Watson?
- This is he.
268
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,126
You've been served.
269
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,751
I knew it!
270
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The second I let joy into my heart,
271
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it all comes tumbling down.
272
00:14:07,353 --> 00:14:09,375
Josh, this is a badge of honour.
273
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,879
We're being sued. We're
certified, suable.
274
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,399
- We made it.
- Why is there mayonnaise on the writ?
275
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Because I dropped the
writ into mayonnaise.
276
00:14:16,697 --> 00:14:18,092
Who's Ross Buttock?
277
00:14:18,117 --> 00:14:20,439
Watto? Why is he suing us?
278
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,970
You remember Ross. He was that guy
who used to come round our flat.
279
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:25,319
He used to wear that hat with
all the free AOL CDs on it.
280
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- Not the Druid guy?
- What Druid guy?
281
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,608
It was when you were still
living at your mum's and
282
00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:30,408
me and Watto had the flat
above the clown school.
283
00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:32,548
He wasn't an actual Druid,
it was just a nickname.
284
00:14:32,573 --> 00:14:35,052
- What was his nickname?
- Ross The Grumpy Druid.
285
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That's who's suing us?
286
00:14:37,402 --> 00:14:39,915
Your old friend, Ross The Grumpy Druid?
287
00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,719
Well, Ross, because that was his name,
288
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and Grumpy because sometimes he
was a little bit grumpy, and Druid,
289
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because, you know...
290
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- He used to sell magic mushrooms.
- It says copyright infringement.
291
00:14:50,603 --> 00:14:52,279
See, that's what I don't understand.
292
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Unless he's saying that he should
get royalties for all the ideas
293
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I had when I was high on his stuff.
I mean, he can't do that, can he?
294
00:14:57,975 --> 00:15:00,325
Because then I basically
owe him everything.
295
00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:01,989
Hi. Hello, everybody.
296
00:15:02,014 --> 00:15:04,747
I've got Casey in the other
room for you. And she's like...
297
00:15:07,278 --> 00:15:09,599
- Sorry, who are you?
- Oh, God.
298
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Sorry. Naomi.
299
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Casey's assistant. And
she'd really like to see you.
300
00:15:13,835 --> 00:15:15,659
- All of us?
- Just Josh and Leon, actually, thanks.
301
00:15:15,684 --> 00:15:17,628
Obviously. Quite right.
302
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,149
- Thanks.
- Who have I got?
303
00:15:21,174 --> 00:15:23,399
Hey, Casey, you're on
with Leon and Josh.
304
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Is there anyone in the room
who isn't in my field of vision?
305
00:15:25,721 --> 00:15:28,688
- No.
- Spin me round. I don't believe you.
306
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Put me back down.
307
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,519
Now, talk to me about getting sued.
308
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,679
Casey, I've got everything
in hand, trust me.
309
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,911
Sorry, which hand, Leon?
Which hand is it in?
310
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Is it in the hand that's gripping
the shaft of the giant penis that's
311
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being shoved into my eye
again and again and again?
312
00:15:51,257 --> 00:15:54,135
Huh? Here's how I want you to
think of me from now on, OK?
313
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,372
I want you to think of me
as the sexy Darth Vader.
314
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,279
Cos yesterday, you got
bought out by The Empire.
315
00:15:58,304 --> 00:16:00,490
And behind me, there's an emperor.
316
00:16:00,515 --> 00:16:04,255
- Talk to me about Adam Watson.
- Watto? You know Watto.
317
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He's been in all the meetings.
318
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,439
I know Watto eats a lot
of fruit in the meetings.
319
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- I also know he's getting me sued.
- Erm...
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Yeah.
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00:16:12,173 --> 00:16:14,203
He's a... He's a...
322
00:16:14,235 --> 00:16:17,569
Watto is the secret brains behind us.
323
00:16:17,594 --> 00:16:19,193
The boy is a genius.
324
00:16:19,218 --> 00:16:22,563
I mean, he basically
invented Cats as a thing.
325
00:16:22,588 --> 00:16:24,203
I mean, you know, he had his
326
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- problems with substance abuse.
- No, OK.
327
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,594
But we were young! We
were young, we were kids...
328
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I want it settled. Today.
I'm sending over a lawyer.
329
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,578
Casey, there's no need.
I'm a firefighter. I got it.
330
00:16:33,603 --> 00:16:36,453
Hey, hey. Do you hear this, Leon?
331
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[SHE BREATHES LIKE DARTH VADER]
332
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That's sexy Darth Vader breathing down
333
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your neck, only not in a sexy way.
334
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,141
You're meeting their
team at 12. Don't be late.
335
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,193
Leon, where are we going?
336
00:16:56,218 --> 00:16:58,337
This isn't the way to
the lawyer's office.
337
00:16:58,362 --> 00:17:01,974
Mate, it's a quick detour.
Give me five minutes.
338
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[MUSIC PLAYS]
339
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,481
It's great, right?
340
00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:22,551
Because I saw it and I was
like, yes, this is a spot!
341
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:25,418
200-foot rumpus house.
342
00:17:25,443 --> 00:17:27,335
Nice place. Long and clean.
343
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,496
Semi-circular. Pleasingly geometric.
344
00:17:30,521 --> 00:17:35,120
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Really good acoustics.
345
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:39,895
- Oh! Oh! Really good.
- Yes, Watto, love that.
346
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,313
So, shall I push the button?
347
00:17:42,338 --> 00:17:44,177
- We'll take it, right?
- Well, I'm in.
348
00:17:44,202 --> 00:17:46,639
We've got the legal equivalent
of Dutch elm disease,
349
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,198
- and we're out shopping for houses?
- I'll take a room, although
350
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I'm probably moving to a
Centre Parcs at some point.
351
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:52,977
I thought you bought a narrow boat?
352
00:17:53,002 --> 00:17:56,352
I did, but I've always wanted a
permanent base at Centre Parcs.
353
00:17:56,377 --> 00:17:58,173
You know, sort of like an oasis of calm,
354
00:17:58,293 --> 00:17:59,679
only with a pool and badminton.
355
00:17:59,799 --> 00:18:01,479
Watto, you can't live at Centre Parcs.
356
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,439
Well, they say that, but if
you're careful about it, say,
357
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move chalets every third week
and then start shifting locations,
358
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,639
three months in Woburn, three months
in the New Forest, it is actually
359
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:13,199
possible to spend 12 months of
the year living in Centre Parcs.
360
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,479
Yeah, if you don't mind living
like a fugitive refugee.
361
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,206
- Which I don't.
- You're going to commute, are you?
362
00:18:17,231 --> 00:18:19,160
From Centre Parcs everyday
on your narrow boat?
363
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:21,959
It is actually a highly fucking
commutable waterway, Ewan.
364
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,956
And who are you? The
Department for Transport?
365
00:18:24,135 --> 00:18:25,480
Josh.
366
00:18:26,782 --> 00:18:29,021
Come on, Josh.
367
00:18:29,046 --> 00:18:33,566
OK. Cards on the table, I think
I'm going to get my own place.
368
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:37,094
- Oh, right.
- That's a shame.
369
00:18:38,387 --> 00:18:40,266
But who's going to sort out the Ocado?
370
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,250
I don't know. Do it yourself.
371
00:18:42,275 --> 00:18:44,375
Yep, obviously I can do that,
372
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,102
but it's just you've got all the
favourites set up in your account.
373
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,610
It's fine. I just thought
it would be nice, you know?
374
00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:54,549
- Daytona.
- Yeah.
375
00:18:54,574 --> 00:18:56,919
Daytona. They same one
from the bowling alley.
376
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:59,679
I tracked it down. It's still got
our lap times on it and everything,
377
00:18:59,704 --> 00:19:01,548
but it doesn't matter.
378
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:04,052
- I'll tell them we don't want it.
- Right.
379
00:19:04,384 --> 00:19:05,876
We should get going then, eh?
380
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[MUSIC PLAYS]
381
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Don't stress. Just enjoy the view.
382
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,519
I've got places to be, Leon.
383
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:22,381
- I'm having lunch with Abbey.
- You're seeing Abbey?
384
00:19:22,406 --> 00:19:23,526
What?
385
00:19:23,551 --> 00:19:25,999
No, nothing, it's just first
you're getting your own place,
386
00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:28,318
and now lunch with Abbey. It's
weird, because it was only a
387
00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:30,039
year ago she was breaking your heart.
388
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,639
That was pretty rough on you, mate.
389
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,316
Joss, we just made it.
390
00:19:33,665 --> 00:19:35,855
You've been handed your
plate, your clean plate.
391
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,707
Don't just fill it up with
the first thing you see.
392
00:19:37,732 --> 00:19:41,074
Classy. Comparing women to buffet items.
393
00:19:41,293 --> 00:19:43,599
They're ready for you now.
394
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,238
Come on.
395
00:19:47,898 --> 00:19:49,879
Thanks for coming in. Who have I got?
396
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,939
This is Adam Watson, Josh Connors,
397
00:19:52,059 --> 00:19:53,880
Leon Harper and, sorry,
398
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which one are you again?
399
00:19:55,283 --> 00:19:56,889
Ewan. Ewan Fox.
400
00:19:56,914 --> 00:19:58,719
I can't see you named
anywhere on the writ.
401
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,119
Well, I should be. Absolutely.
402
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,159
Absolutely should be named on the writ.
403
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,469
Well, she's right, you're not here,
404
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,140
so technically you
don't need to be here.
405
00:20:05,165 --> 00:20:08,758
Well... Let's just pencil me on
the writ and proceed, shall be?
406
00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:10,999
We're alleging intellectual theft.
407
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,077
Back in 2009, your client stole the
408
00:20:13,197 --> 00:20:15,424
core idea of making a game about cats.
409
00:20:15,763 --> 00:20:16,979
If you'd like to...
410
00:20:17,004 --> 00:20:20,215
See, what did I tell you?
Look at the evidence.
411
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,075
- A wizard's forearm.
- I'm not a wizard.
412
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:25,759
We have photographs that prove
that that tattoo predates
413
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:29,887
the video game, and in terms of
similarity to the finished design...
414
00:20:31,215 --> 00:20:33,610
Yeah, see, it does look a bit the same.
415
00:20:33,635 --> 00:20:36,282
If I could just have a
moment with my clients?
416
00:20:40,415 --> 00:20:43,559
OK, show's over. Let's just stare
him down and watch him crumble.
417
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,970
Watto, I'm only going
to ask you this once.
418
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,517
- Did you steal it?
- No.
419
00:20:47,542 --> 00:20:48,728
No way.
420
00:20:48,753 --> 00:20:52,048
Although 2009 was a bit
of a heavy one for me.
421
00:20:52,073 --> 00:20:54,095
So, what? You're not sure?
422
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,959
- Christ.
- Shit.
423
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,999
Oh, my God. That's huge.
424
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,220
OK, no, he didn't, and I know he
didn't because he's a genius.
425
00:21:01,245 --> 00:21:03,375
In here, that's where Cats came from.
426
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,439
- Isn't that right, Watto?
- Yeah, right.
427
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,173
OK, let me tell you how
this is going to go.
428
00:21:07,198 --> 00:21:09,879
It is going to go to trial, and
they're going to drag it out,
429
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,279
and they will wear you down
over years and years and years,
430
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,759
and the night before, you will cave,
431
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,366
because that's what
people like you always do,
432
00:21:15,391 --> 00:21:17,452
and then you'll end up giving
them whatever they want.
433
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,311
- They can hear us.
- So, what are you saying?
434
00:21:19,336 --> 00:21:20,517
Chocolate.
435
00:21:20,637 --> 00:21:22,879
I'm saying pay now, take the
hit, save yourself the ulcer.
436
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,786
- Chocolate.
- Ewan, what are you doing?
437
00:21:24,811 --> 00:21:26,413
Just trying to see if they can hear us.
438
00:21:26,438 --> 00:21:27,799
By whispering chocolate?
439
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,039
He's not a fucking Labrador.
440
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,139
We listen to the grown-up. We
bite our tongue and we just settle.
441
00:21:32,164 --> 00:21:35,039
I might ask Paul if I can
get my 18 grand bonus back.
442
00:21:35,272 --> 00:21:37,889
Yeah, I really would
like my bonus back now.
443
00:21:38,004 --> 00:21:39,763
- I really have to go.
- Now?
444
00:21:39,788 --> 00:21:41,757
- You're going now?
- You'll be fine.
445
00:21:41,782 --> 00:21:43,475
And leave it to him.
446
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:46,535
No winging it. You're flightless birds.
447
00:21:47,387 --> 00:21:50,457
Grebes. Flightless birds.
448
00:21:51,285 --> 00:21:53,028
The South African grebe.
449
00:21:53,053 --> 00:21:56,252
So, having had a brief
conversation with my client,
450
00:21:56,277 --> 00:21:59,129
we would be prepared to talk
about a small settlement.
451
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,589
Great. He also wants a credit
along with two percentage
452
00:22:01,709 --> 00:22:03,551
- points on domestic...
- Wait, he wants a credit?
453
00:22:03,576 --> 00:22:05,557
In recognition of his significant
454
00:22:05,677 --> 00:22:07,456
contribution to your joint success.
455
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:08,910
He didn't do anything. We did.
456
00:22:08,935 --> 00:22:10,575
Eight years of hard work.
457
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,559
Ewan sat down for so
long he got a bedsore.
458
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,359
- That's factually correct.
- We can haggle
459
00:22:14,479 --> 00:22:15,866
- about the credit later.
- No, no, we can't.
460
00:22:15,891 --> 00:22:18,325
We want the credit, a
percentage of future royalties.
461
00:22:18,350 --> 00:22:19,684
We'd be happy to talk about the credit.
462
00:22:19,709 --> 00:22:21,399
- No, we wouldn't.
- We'd like to leave the
463
00:22:21,519 --> 00:22:23,490
- credit on the table.
- I'm taking the credit off the table.
464
00:22:23,502 --> 00:22:25,098
I'm authorised to go over his head.
465
00:22:25,123 --> 00:22:27,200
- No, you're not.
- So, you can just ignore him,
466
00:22:27,225 --> 00:22:29,262
because this comes straight
from Casey Renhard.
467
00:22:29,287 --> 00:22:30,227
It does, yeah.
468
00:22:30,252 --> 00:22:33,371
And we would like to leave
the credit on the table.
469
00:22:33,396 --> 00:22:37,434
Well, I am snapping the legs off
the table and I am eating the table.
470
00:22:38,051 --> 00:22:39,679
That's me doing that.
471
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,809
See you in court, bucko.
472
00:22:46,270 --> 00:22:47,793
Sorry.
473
00:22:48,276 --> 00:22:51,735
A bit of an emergency at work.
But it's cool, it's all sorted.
474
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,651
This place is amazing.
475
00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:55,119
But I take it you're paying for it,
476
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,293
cos these prices are
total fucking bullshit.
477
00:22:57,782 --> 00:22:59,090
What are you doing?
478
00:22:59,317 --> 00:23:01,439
I'm just perusing the wine list.
479
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,488
Is that right? Perusing?
480
00:23:06,141 --> 00:23:08,940
Please don't do that,
it's really nice paper.
481
00:23:08,965 --> 00:23:11,684
See this bit on the right-hand
side with all the numbers on it?
482
00:23:11,709 --> 00:23:13,355
Don't need that bit any more.
483
00:23:14,145 --> 00:23:17,279
So, what, you mean I can order
a wine that I actually want?
484
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,705
Yeah. No more just ordering
the second from the top.
485
00:23:19,730 --> 00:23:21,916
- Cos that's what I always do.
- Go down.
486
00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:25,651
I'm talking fourth,
fifth, sixth one down.
487
00:23:26,190 --> 00:23:29,971
Or how about this one?
Number nine, tannins.
488
00:23:29,996 --> 00:23:34,370
Oh, I love tannins. What's tannins?
489
00:23:34,395 --> 00:23:37,495
I don't know. But we'll
find out. Waiter?!
490
00:23:39,824 --> 00:23:42,559
Hi. This one, please.
491
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,230
- Bottle of.
- Sure.
492
00:23:45,038 --> 00:23:46,379
- Bosh.
- Boom.
493
00:23:46,404 --> 00:23:48,643
Boom. Even better.
494
00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:51,151
And I just want to say...
495
00:23:51,271 --> 00:23:52,361
Thanks...
496
00:23:52,836 --> 00:23:54,223
... and sorry.
497
00:23:54,324 --> 00:23:57,799
Um, I know things got a bit weird
between us with work and stuff...
498
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,305
It wasn't your work, Josh, it was you.
499
00:24:00,330 --> 00:24:02,879
Your total inability to have fun.
500
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,959
Even when I take you to
Berlin for your 30th.
501
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,639
I told you, I was crying
about the Berlin Wall.
502
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,438
No, you were crying because
of that review that
503
00:24:09,463 --> 00:24:10,985
said your video game
had terrible controls.
504
00:24:11,010 --> 00:24:12,344
It didn't say it had terrible controls.
505
00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:15,336
Don't get me wrong, Josh,
I quite like men who cry.
506
00:24:15,361 --> 00:24:16,919
But you were crying a lot.
507
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,439
Just running around crying
like a big town crier.
508
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,665
I was under a lot of pressure.
509
00:24:20,690 --> 00:24:23,633
We all are, Josh, just some of
us find the time to have, say,
510
00:24:23,687 --> 00:24:26,063
six minutes of fun two times a week.
511
00:24:26,321 --> 00:24:28,279
Like, I love The Smiths.
512
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,852
- Yeah.
- Really love them.
513
00:24:29,883 --> 00:24:32,493
I love them more than
I love my mum's dog.
514
00:24:32,518 --> 00:24:34,319
But I can't listen to them for ever.
515
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,039
Sometimes I need a bit of Katy Perry.
516
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,310
Well, that's me now.
You know, fun, fun, fun.
517
00:24:38,732 --> 00:24:41,677
I'm basically Katy Perry with
a semi-beard and a penis.
518
00:24:41,841 --> 00:24:43,839
I'm, I'm enjoying myself.
519
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,568
- How?
- I bought a new pair of jeans...
520
00:24:47,064 --> 00:24:48,615
... that I actually really like.
521
00:24:49,310 --> 00:24:52,073
And I'm going to get my own place.
522
00:24:52,098 --> 00:24:54,199
- Away from the guys.
- Is that right?
523
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,291
Yeah, I'm going to stop being
such a grey cloud and get myself
524
00:24:56,316 --> 00:24:57,713
together, you know? And
if you wanted to do...
525
00:24:57,738 --> 00:24:58,846
I'm fucking Greg.
526
00:25:02,624 --> 00:25:04,932
- Who's Greg?
- Townsend.
527
00:25:06,161 --> 00:25:08,400
- Who's Greg Townsend?
- The guy that I'm fucking...
528
00:25:08,425 --> 00:25:11,239
Seeing... Going out... Oh, sorry.
That came out all wrong.
529
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,784
- I didn't mean for it to slip...
- No. It's fine.
530
00:25:14,809 --> 00:25:17,682
I think I knew that anyway.
531
00:25:18,263 --> 00:25:20,596
I wasn't suggesting that we uh...
532
00:25:23,071 --> 00:25:24,635
Well...
533
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:31,791
You OK?
534
00:25:32,409 --> 00:25:34,166
Risotto looks good.
535
00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:37,335
_
536
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,877
I've just got to make a quick call.
537
00:25:45,205 --> 00:25:49,198
[ANSWER PHONE]: You have one
new message. Message one.
538
00:25:49,356 --> 00:25:51,775
?750 for a bottle of wine!
539
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:55,159
- Bloody tannins!
- Josh. He wanted a credit.
540
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,285
- He's not getting one.
- Great.
541
00:25:58,143 --> 00:26:00,096
Bag. Bag.
542
00:26:00,121 --> 00:26:04,121
[MUSIC PLAYS]
543
00:26:12,127 --> 00:26:13,681
- Hey, Paula.
- Hi.
544
00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:16,215
Sashimi. You are pushing the boat out.
545
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,879
Yeah. Just fancied it.
546
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,720
Yeah. No, great.
547
00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:23,839
That's brilliant. So, listen,
apropos the little bonus.
548
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,439
There's been a tiny change
in my personal circumstances.
549
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,199
I mentioned something to Sam about it,
550
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,079
only because I just assumed
that he'd be getting the same.
551
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,559
I just thought, why would it
only be me getting the bonus?
552
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,252
I've only been here two months.
553
00:26:37,143 --> 00:26:39,342
Oh, totally cool.
554
00:26:39,367 --> 00:26:40,689
Good.
555
00:26:42,964 --> 00:26:44,931
Right, OK.
556
00:26:45,776 --> 00:26:47,158
Hey, Sam.
557
00:26:47,847 --> 00:26:49,424
Um...
558
00:26:50,886 --> 00:26:54,267
I'd like to give you ?18,000.
559
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,541
Hey, Emily.
560
00:27:01,689 --> 00:27:05,197
I'd like to give you ?18,000.
561
00:27:05,222 --> 00:27:08,553
- Good, well that's been...
- Brilliant.
562
00:27:10,313 --> 00:27:11,585
Hey, Barney.
563
00:27:13,030 --> 00:27:15,815
I'd like to give you ?18,000.
564
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,983
In fact, let me just... Hey, everyone.
565
00:27:18,014 --> 00:27:19,147
Ah!
566
00:27:21,311 --> 00:27:23,506
Hey, everyone. Um...
567
00:27:23,881 --> 00:27:25,081
Ewan.
568
00:27:25,201 --> 00:27:27,960
I, I work here. I founded...
569
00:27:29,121 --> 00:27:31,928
Co-founded... I'm nothing,
really, but here I am.
570
00:27:31,953 --> 00:27:36,735
Anyway, I'd like to give all of
you, if poss, up to you, but...
571
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:40,014
?18,000, really.
572
00:27:40,039 --> 00:27:44,038
- [ALL EXCLAIM]
- I just really would like to do that.
573
00:27:44,883 --> 00:27:46,811
- OK?
- [EXCITED CHATTER]
574
00:27:47,948 --> 00:27:50,428
Oh, Sally.
575
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,259
Lovely sarnies.
576
00:27:52,284 --> 00:27:57,022
I'd like to give you,
I suppose, yes, ?18,000.
577
00:27:57,764 --> 00:28:00,514
Thank you.
578
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,679
OK.
579
00:28:06,704 --> 00:28:08,020
Ewan, what was that?
580
00:28:08,045 --> 00:28:11,335
Um, Paula didn't know who I
was so I gave her 18 grand
581
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,436
and then everyone found out and...
582
00:28:14,222 --> 00:28:17,061
Well, they all know who
you are now, mate.
583
00:28:17,086 --> 00:28:19,335
You're the man that gives them ?18,000.
584
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,079
Yep. That's me, that's who I am.
585
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:22,920
I'm the guy who's just given away
586
00:28:22,945 --> 00:28:26,839
somewhere in the region of
half a million pounds. Oh.
587
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:30,840
There she blows. Do excuse me.
She who must be obeyed.
588
00:28:33,522 --> 00:28:35,119
Are you OK?
589
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,199
God, that was so stressful.
590
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,975
I was, like, what?!
My hands are gushing.
591
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,679
Touch them, they still feel damp.
592
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,079
I'm fine.
593
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,335
I just need to commune
with the mighty Java bean.
594
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,194
It's all over the internet,
about the lawsuit.
595
00:28:48,219 --> 00:28:49,841
I think she must have leaked it.
596
00:28:49,866 --> 00:28:52,231
- The other guy's lawyer.
- Christ.
597
00:28:52,256 --> 00:28:54,950
You know, the best thing you could
do right now is to sack it all off
598
00:28:54,975 --> 00:28:58,122
- and go to the pub.
- Uh, probably not a great idea.
599
00:28:58,147 --> 00:29:00,821
I have historically struggled to stop
600
00:29:00,941 --> 00:29:03,183
at just one, if not, indeed, seven.
601
00:29:03,303 --> 00:29:04,978
Me and the girls from the office,
602
00:29:05,098 --> 00:29:07,482
when it's been a hard
morning, lunchtime...
603
00:29:08,317 --> 00:29:11,559
Afternoon, hit a bit of a
sleepy patch around three,
604
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,060
cheeky livener in the toilet.
605
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:15,280
- Hello again.
- [PHONE BEEPS]
606
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,839
Uh-oh. Casey's on the horn.
607
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,083
This cannot be good news.
608
00:29:20,116 --> 00:29:21,552
Drama.
609
00:29:21,577 --> 00:29:23,577
Have you been online?
610
00:29:23,697 --> 00:29:27,064
How did my name get
caught up in this fucking...
611
00:29:37,990 --> 00:29:41,109
Leon, I left you with
very strict instructions.
612
00:29:41,110 --> 00:29:43,091
Well, maybe if you
hadn't been out on your
613
00:29:43,211 --> 00:29:45,949
- eternal lunch with your phone off.
- It's online. Reuters.
614
00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:47,192
[HE GROANS]
615
00:29:47,217 --> 00:29:48,739
Well then, it's over, isn't it?
616
00:29:48,764 --> 00:29:50,841
Were going to end up in
a car park sucking dick.
617
00:29:50,866 --> 00:29:53,589
Me, crouched behind a Mazda
with a cock in my mouth.
618
00:29:53,590 --> 00:29:55,869
Josh, he wanted a credit,
he doesn't deserve it.
619
00:29:55,870 --> 00:29:59,177
No! No-one does, Leon.
620
00:29:59,316 --> 00:30:02,085
No-one deserves ?40 million
621
00:30:02,110 --> 00:30:04,749
for a cat game that
mums play on the toilet.
622
00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:06,481
These jeans! I'm just
going to take them off.
623
00:30:06,506 --> 00:30:09,105
Don't. Don't do that. Please.
624
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,079
Me again. Hi.
625
00:30:11,104 --> 00:30:14,786
Hello. Sorry to be the bearer of bad
juju, but I've got Casey again.
626
00:30:14,811 --> 00:30:16,583
She just wants Leon.
627
00:30:18,994 --> 00:30:21,763
Leon. How are you enjoying your money?
628
00:30:21,788 --> 00:30:24,267
I like it. Quite a lot.
629
00:30:24,630 --> 00:30:26,149
Bought a Ferrari.
630
00:30:26,150 --> 00:30:28,501
You bought a Ferrari?
631
00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:31,455
Jesus Christ. What is this, 1989?
632
00:30:31,590 --> 00:30:34,509
Holy shit, Gordon Gekko,
why did you buy a Ferrari?
633
00:30:34,510 --> 00:30:36,669
What are you listening to
in your Ferrari, Leon?
634
00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:39,269
The best of Phil Collins?
Oh, my God. A Prius.
635
00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:41,978
Leon, everyone drives
a Prius, that's just basic.
636
00:30:42,003 --> 00:30:44,759
I mean, Zuckerberg's in
a smart car, for God sakes.
637
00:30:45,185 --> 00:30:46,978
I need you to fire Watto.
638
00:30:48,249 --> 00:30:49,528
I can't fire Watto.
639
00:30:49,670 --> 00:30:51,423
I need a skull, Leon.
Someone's to blame.
640
00:30:51,448 --> 00:30:53,127
Cos this is out there now.
641
00:30:53,152 --> 00:30:54,471
It's online.
642
00:30:54,524 --> 00:30:57,005
Watto's a liability, so he has to go.
643
00:30:57,030 --> 00:30:58,429
Either it's on Watto
644
00:30:58,430 --> 00:31:00,525
or it's on all of you.
645
00:31:01,830 --> 00:31:03,989
So, if this goes to court and we lose,
646
00:31:03,990 --> 00:31:05,665
we are all going to have to pay
647
00:31:05,690 --> 00:31:07,929
1.175 million each.
648
00:31:07,954 --> 00:31:10,205
Pounds. Each.
649
00:31:10,230 --> 00:31:12,204
And how much would that
leave us with, individually?
650
00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:17,646
- 13.3.
- Oh!
651
00:31:17,766 --> 00:31:19,782
Then you take out the
half-million for the bonuses,
652
00:31:19,807 --> 00:31:22,762
plus the deposit for the zorbing,
which is non-refundable...
653
00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,517
12.8.
654
00:31:28,955 --> 00:31:32,955
Day one, and I'm already
down to ?12.8 million.
655
00:31:42,625 --> 00:31:45,233
Now I'm the arsehole who
sits around moaning
656
00:31:45,258 --> 00:31:46,802
about only having ?12.8 million.
657
00:31:46,922 --> 00:31:48,565
- Fabulous.
- What did Casey say?
658
00:31:48,590 --> 00:31:50,669
Nothing. She wants us
to get rid of Watto.
659
00:31:50,670 --> 00:31:52,109
What? Fire Watto?
660
00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:53,589
No way! We're not doing it.
661
00:31:53,590 --> 00:31:55,309
Yeah, I didn't say we were doing it.
662
00:31:55,310 --> 00:31:56,549
It's either him or us.
663
00:31:56,550 --> 00:31:59,194
- Right, so you're considering it.
- I didn't say that, did I?
664
00:31:59,219 --> 00:32:01,182
- Where is Watto?
- Naomi?
665
00:32:01,302 --> 00:32:02,888
- Have you seen Watto?
- Yeah.
666
00:32:03,008 --> 00:32:04,884
- I think he's gone to the pub.
- Why would he
667
00:32:05,004 --> 00:32:06,590
- have gone to the pub?
- I told him to.
668
00:32:06,710 --> 00:32:08,084
I said just blow it off,
669
00:32:08,204 --> 00:32:10,007
get wasted, and forget everything.
670
00:32:10,127 --> 00:32:11,989
- Shit. Get him on the phone.
- Oh, my God!
671
00:32:11,990 --> 00:32:13,992
Oh, no. Was that not
the right thing to do?
672
00:32:14,112 --> 00:32:16,036
- It's just going to answerphone.
- An Uber receipt's been
673
00:32:16,156 --> 00:32:18,349
e-mailed to the business account.
674
00:32:18,350 --> 00:32:20,318
What's he doing out there?
675
00:32:21,019 --> 00:32:22,532
Get the Ferrari.
676
00:32:29,150 --> 00:32:30,509
Leon.
677
00:32:30,629 --> 00:32:32,626
All this stuff with Casey.
678
00:32:32,746 --> 00:32:34,888
Who the hell have sold ourselves to?
679
00:32:35,008 --> 00:32:37,046
I think it's this one.
680
00:32:37,166 --> 00:32:38,739
Oh, God.
681
00:32:39,417 --> 00:32:41,364
You can't see just feet, can you?
682
00:32:41,484 --> 00:32:44,715
If you can see just feet,
that's usually a bad thing.
683
00:32:46,991 --> 00:32:49,229
Oh, Jesus, what have I done?
684
00:32:49,230 --> 00:32:52,149
Nothing fills the void. Nothing.
685
00:32:52,150 --> 00:32:54,694
So, I got in a cab and I asked
686
00:32:54,814 --> 00:32:56,544
him to bring me to the river, and
687
00:32:56,664 --> 00:32:58,965
on the way we went past this
place. You know Birkenstocks?
688
00:32:59,085 --> 00:33:01,141
They're like sandals for ponces.
689
00:33:01,670 --> 00:33:03,790
There was a shop and...
690
00:33:03,910 --> 00:33:07,309
Don't get me wrong, I like them,
I'm just not crazy about them.
691
00:33:07,310 --> 00:33:09,301
I went in the shop and I said...
692
00:33:10,310 --> 00:33:11,987
"I want all of them."
693
00:33:14,950 --> 00:33:16,396
Like, all of them.
694
00:33:16,950 --> 00:33:18,114
Like,
695
00:33:18,234 --> 00:33:20,098
every single one of them.
696
00:33:22,350 --> 00:33:24,053
In all the sizes.
697
00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:27,570
Yeah. That is a considerable
amount of sandals.
698
00:33:28,550 --> 00:33:31,091
But you're all right,
though, yeah? You're clean?
699
00:33:31,211 --> 00:33:32,629
I'm all right.
700
00:33:32,630 --> 00:33:34,296
It's just the shoes.
701
00:33:35,350 --> 00:33:36,851
I felt bad.
702
00:33:37,759 --> 00:33:39,476
Like I let you down.
703
00:33:40,830 --> 00:33:44,429
Like I let my own personal
bullshit affect you guys.
704
00:33:44,430 --> 00:33:46,269
It's not like that, mate.
705
00:33:46,270 --> 00:33:48,429
Just call us next time.
706
00:33:49,230 --> 00:33:50,558
So we can say,
707
00:33:50,678 --> 00:33:52,688
"Sure, buy yourself some sandals.
708
00:33:52,808 --> 00:33:55,747
"Just not in such vast quantities."
709
00:33:56,230 --> 00:33:58,029
It's just a quick hit.
710
00:33:58,030 --> 00:33:59,487
A splurge.
711
00:34:00,510 --> 00:34:01,955
I don't know, man.
712
00:34:02,630 --> 00:34:05,366
It's just a different
way of filling that hole.
713
00:34:08,830 --> 00:34:10,092
Actually...
714
00:34:10,430 --> 00:34:11,834
What?
715
00:34:12,910 --> 00:34:14,205
What?
716
00:34:14,630 --> 00:34:17,269
Josh, just trust me, yeah?
717
00:34:17,270 --> 00:34:19,076
I got us this far, didn't I?
718
00:34:19,196 --> 00:34:22,050
Yeah. Look where we are...
on a barge with sandals.
719
00:34:30,350 --> 00:34:32,949
Leon. This is definitely
going to work, right?
720
00:34:32,950 --> 00:34:34,684
It has to work for Watto.
721
00:34:34,804 --> 00:34:36,631
Yes, Josh, this is going to work.
722
00:34:38,191 --> 00:34:39,629
[HE KNOCKS]
723
00:34:39,630 --> 00:34:41,726
Ross. Get out here, mate.
724
00:34:44,810 --> 00:34:48,070
- Our lawyer said not to talk to you.
- I bet she did.
725
00:34:48,190 --> 00:34:50,981
Leon's got an offer for
you. Haven't you, Leon?
726
00:34:51,101 --> 00:34:52,771
Come with me, Ross.
727
00:34:53,470 --> 00:34:55,109
Ewan, give it the revs!
728
00:34:55,110 --> 00:34:57,469
OK. One second. Ah...
729
00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:58,583
[HORN TOOTS]
730
00:34:58,703 --> 00:35:01,350
- Sor... Hang on.
- [CAR REVS]
731
00:35:01,470 --> 00:35:03,700
Fucking O'Riley.
732
00:35:04,190 --> 00:35:06,509
We can just save ourselves a headache
733
00:35:06,510 --> 00:35:09,217
and shake hands right here, right now.
734
00:35:10,270 --> 00:35:12,189
I don't want it. No deal.
735
00:35:12,190 --> 00:35:14,274
No? All right.
736
00:35:15,590 --> 00:35:19,005
Plus 20 grand in cash, but...
737
00:35:20,270 --> 00:35:22,452
... that is my final offer.
738
00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:27,275
Not interested.
739
00:35:31,030 --> 00:35:33,429
OK. Fine.
740
00:35:33,430 --> 00:35:35,501
What else can we offer him, Leon?
741
00:35:35,621 --> 00:35:39,150
You might want to pop
out a second, boys.
742
00:35:42,262 --> 00:35:44,269
OK, Leon, what the fuck is that?
743
00:35:44,270 --> 00:35:46,669
There's something you
should know about me, Ross.
744
00:35:46,670 --> 00:35:50,670
I am basically the pettiest,
most spiteful man in the world.
745
00:35:54,270 --> 00:35:57,029
OK. We need to talk about this.
746
00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:58,669
The point is, Ross,
747
00:35:58,670 --> 00:36:00,610
I will burn the 200 grand
748
00:36:00,730 --> 00:36:02,655
sports car outside your house
749
00:36:02,775 --> 00:36:05,749
before I let you get the
better of me and my mates.
750
00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:07,869
Nah. You won't do it. No way.
751
00:36:07,870 --> 00:36:10,229
Yeah, you're probably right.
752
00:36:10,230 --> 00:36:12,641
OK, yeah, we've got to get back.
753
00:36:20,110 --> 00:36:22,671
My fingers are getting warm, Ross.
754
00:36:23,790 --> 00:36:25,949
Ross, take the Ferrari.
755
00:36:25,950 --> 00:36:27,594
Take the quick hit.
756
00:36:27,714 --> 00:36:30,618
I know you don't have the
stomach for the long game.
757
00:36:38,870 --> 00:36:41,727
I'll take it! I'll take it!
The car and the money!
758
00:36:43,310 --> 00:36:44,965
Good choice, mate.
759
00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:48,207
Owner's manual's in the glove box.
760
00:36:54,550 --> 00:36:56,109
What the hell, Leon?
761
00:36:56,110 --> 00:36:58,288
That was amazing, man.
762
00:36:58,408 --> 00:37:00,789
What about the car? You love that car.
763
00:37:00,790 --> 00:37:03,343
I was thinking of
getting a Prius anyway.
764
00:37:13,470 --> 00:37:15,421
So, what do we do now?
765
00:37:16,390 --> 00:37:17,829
Call a taxi.
766
00:37:17,830 --> 00:37:20,985
Forget a taxi, mate,
we could hail a helicopter.
767
00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:28,914
[THEY LAUGH]
768
00:37:29,034 --> 00:37:30,981
Yeah, give me your gold coins!
769
00:37:31,101 --> 00:37:33,190
I will take them to bed with me.
770
00:37:33,310 --> 00:37:36,309
Oh, you absolute knob, Watto!
That's just rank bad manners.
771
00:37:36,310 --> 00:37:38,836
Ewan, I've got your back.
Booshka! I bossed you,
772
00:37:38,956 --> 00:37:40,629
- my friend!
- Wanker!
773
00:37:40,630 --> 00:37:43,149
Get off! My jeans! My jeans are pinchy.
774
00:37:43,150 --> 00:37:44,864
- [PHONE RINGS]
- Leon, it's yours.
775
00:37:44,984 --> 00:37:47,198
It's Casey. It's Casey.
776
00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:51,869
Boys, relax. I've got this.
777
00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:54,829
Casey. Sorted. I told
you I'd take care of it.
778
00:37:54,830 --> 00:37:57,109
Great work, Leon. I'm coming over.
779
00:37:57,110 --> 00:37:59,109
I'm coming over to the UK.
780
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:01,166
Wait, what for? It's all sorted now.
781
00:38:01,286 --> 00:38:03,611
Leon, you really think we're
going to spend 300 million
782
00:38:03,731 --> 00:38:06,069
acquiring you and then
just leave you alone?
783
00:38:06,070 --> 00:38:09,547
Sorry. You can't see, but
I'm highly amused by this.
784
00:38:09,550 --> 00:38:11,229
I'll be over in two days.
785
00:38:11,230 --> 00:38:13,079
If you got any bodies lying around,
786
00:38:13,199 --> 00:38:14,750
I'd fire up the wood chipper.
787
00:38:14,870 --> 00:38:17,869
Oh, my God, she absolutely hates us.
788
00:38:17,870 --> 00:38:19,869
Everyone hates us now.
789
00:38:19,870 --> 00:38:21,829
That's just the facts.
790
00:38:21,830 --> 00:38:25,469
It's like we're in one of
them light aircraft crashes
791
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:28,789
and all the passengers
die, it's on the news
792
00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:32,608
and everyone's like, "Oh, boo-hoo.
793
00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:35,190
"What was the Everton score again?"
794
00:38:35,310 --> 00:38:37,029
Nobody cares.
795
00:38:37,030 --> 00:38:40,230
Because only rich people can afford
to fly around in little planes,
796
00:38:40,350 --> 00:38:42,909
and nobody likes rich people.
797
00:38:42,910 --> 00:38:46,149
Including me. And I'm one of them.
798
00:38:46,150 --> 00:38:50,150
So, in theory, I hate myself.
799
00:38:51,470 --> 00:38:52,903
And you.
800
00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,262
And you.
801
00:38:56,375 --> 00:38:58,589
So, in summary, fuck me,
802
00:38:58,590 --> 00:39:00,639
fuck you, fuck you and fuck you.
803
00:39:00,759 --> 00:39:02,623
The end.
804
00:39:05,542 --> 00:39:07,441
Sorry, I just had a sudden wave of
805
00:39:07,561 --> 00:39:09,946
remorse for all the horrible
things I ever said about lovely,
806
00:39:10,066 --> 00:39:11,669
lovely Chris Martin.
807
00:39:11,670 --> 00:39:12,980
He's right, you know.
808
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,149
There's never been a more
insensitive time to be a millionaire.
809
00:39:17,150 --> 00:39:19,389
Yeah, of course he's right.
810
00:39:19,390 --> 00:39:22,509
That's why we have to
stick together. Us.
811
00:39:22,510 --> 00:39:24,662
We're the only ones that get this now.
812
00:39:27,470 --> 00:39:28,992
Maybe I was a bit rash
813
00:39:29,112 --> 00:39:30,577
about the house.
814
00:39:32,590 --> 00:39:34,429
Maybe it is quite nice.
815
00:39:34,430 --> 00:39:37,229
Sweet, because I already bought it.
816
00:39:37,230 --> 00:39:41,230
You all owe me ?1.6 million. Each.
817
00:39:43,990 --> 00:39:45,294
You dick.
818
00:39:45,414 --> 00:39:47,389
What? You just said you wanted it.
819
00:39:47,390 --> 00:39:50,149
[THEY LAUGH]
820
00:39:50,150 --> 00:39:52,166
Right, I'm going to get
an early night because
821
00:39:52,286 --> 00:39:54,138
I have a long journey in the morning.
822
00:39:54,258 --> 00:39:55,948
I'll see you at home.
823
00:40:00,390 --> 00:40:02,989
Oh, dear. Chicken?
824
00:40:02,990 --> 00:40:06,193
Put your money where your mouth is
825
00:40:07,850 --> 00:40:11,020
Or you ain't saying nothing...
826
00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:15,523
Oh, hello, son. Is your dad home?
Tall, bald, used to work in the
827
00:40:15,643 --> 00:40:18,172
- business loan department at the bank?
- He's not here.
828
00:40:18,292 --> 00:40:20,169
Oh. Right.
829
00:40:20,289 --> 00:40:22,069
Because I've just driven
all the way out to Oxford.
830
00:40:22,070 --> 00:40:24,235
It's just a really long way.
831
00:40:25,130 --> 00:40:26,861
I tell you what...
832
00:40:26,981 --> 00:40:29,510
Would you be able to pass
on a little message for me?
833
00:40:29,630 --> 00:40:31,270
OK, sure.
834
00:40:31,390 --> 00:40:33,069
Fuck you Fuck you
835
00:40:33,070 --> 00:40:36,829
Fuck you Fuck yoo-oo-ou!
836
00:40:37,732 --> 00:40:40,762
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