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- Everybody stop!
- All: What?
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(Table rattles)
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Is it just me, or is this
table just a little bit wiggly?
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Huh.
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Oh!
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Sorry, I thought you were just
realizing how ugly your sweater is.
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(Laughs)
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Well listen, if it is wiggly,
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your dad will fix it next time
he's home from his coaching job.
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When Dad is away, I am the man of
the house, and the man of the house
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is gonna fix this here table.
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I'm going in.
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What?
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(Rattling, thumping)
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(Clanking)
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So how is high school going
for my newly-minted freshman?
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Well, astrophysics and
organic chemistry are cinchy,
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but I have to do a dumb art
project for my dumb art class.
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(Sputters)
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Well Parker, you're living with an artiste.
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Let me help you.
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Liv. Liv, honey, I mean, you have
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a lot on your plate with
school and Voltage .
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Don't you think you might
be overextending yourself?
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Well, I mean...
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things are pretty hectic for me right now,
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but it's not like you have a free moment
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with Dad gone, Mom,
and... and, you know,
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I always make time for my little brother.
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Cool.
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Thanks, Liv. It's due Friday.
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Oh, yeah. Perfect. Easy.
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I can help you after work on Thursday.
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Oh! Guys?
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Guys, totally just found the wobbly leg,
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- so I'm gonna lift this side up...
- No, no...
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No, no, no, no!
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(Table rattles)
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Dang it!
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It... it's
still wobbly!
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(Theme music playing)
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Better in stereo
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B... b... better
in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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Let's go
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I lace up my high tops
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Oh no
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Slam dunk, ready or not
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Yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
-
Holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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You dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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When you
say yea-ah-ah
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I say
no-oh-oh
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When you say stop
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All I want to do is go go go
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You you, the other half of me me
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The half I'll never be-e
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The half that drives me crazy
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You you, the better half of me me
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The half I'll always need
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But we both know
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We're better in stereo
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Whoo!
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- Whoo!
- Oh!
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- Bam! What?!
- Wow!
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Girls, it is time to meet your new coach.
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Oh!
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She is a former high school basketball
star and she is tough as nails.
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Oh, awesome!
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I cannot wait to meet her.
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Oh, actually, you already have.
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Hello, children.
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All: Mrs. Snodgrass?!
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It's Coach Snodgrass.
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Mrs. Snodgrass was our super
mean teacher in sixth grade.
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(Scoffs)
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She said I had attitude problems.
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You scream, "Bam! What?!" one time in a
teacher's face during a spelling bee,
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and suddenly, you're labeled for life.
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All right. Form a line, children.
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I remember all of you from the sixth grade.
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Not fondly, I might add.
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Willow Cruz.
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The girl who could never
master multiplying fractions.
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I am three-fourths sorry
about that, Mrs. Snodgrass.
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Astrid Stanislowski.
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It's Stains now, Mrs. Snodgrass.
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Chew with your mouth closed,
and maybe it won't be.
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And speaking of nicknames, it's Madison
"Inappropriate Outburst" Rooney.
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That's me.
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Hey, Mrs. Snodgrass,
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um...
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Okay, I don't mean for this to sound
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like an inappropriate outburst,
but have you ever coached before?
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Sounds like someone still
has attitude problems.
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All: Ooh...
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Please take a seat in the
attitude adjustment chair.
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(Gasps) No!
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She brought the chair!
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I'm having flashbacks, man!
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(Clears throat)
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Hey! Okay,
Andie...
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Ooh!
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Is that a picture of Dump
Truck in your locker?!
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Oh, and it's covering up
a photo of a motorcycle!
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Things must be getting serious.
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- They are.
- Oh!
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I am so super-happy hanging with the Dump.
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It is so different from
hanging with Holden.
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I mean, you probably have more in
common with Holden than I ever did.
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(Sputters)
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What do I have in common with Holden?
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Besides everything because
we are meant to be together.
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Are you kidding me?
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You guys both like the same music,
the same movies, the same books...
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(Gasps) Liv... you should
totally go out with Holden!
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What?
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No!
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No.
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No. Look, see, 'cause,
like, but what about the...
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the... the girl
code, you know?
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I couldn't date my friend's ex.
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- The girl code?
- Yeah.
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(Scoffs) That's dumb.
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What about the friend code?
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You're my friend.
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- I want you to be happy.
- Oh!
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If dating Holden makes you
happy, then go for it.
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Ugh.
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I mean, I gotta think about it.
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Yeah...
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Think, think, think.
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Thinking, thinking...
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Holden!
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- Hi.
- Hey, Liv.
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Do you need something?
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Yes.
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You.
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What?
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Holden, will you go out with me?
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Seriously? But...
but I... I thought
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you said we couldn't date because
you didn't want to hurt Andie.
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Well, I know, but actually,
Andie's the one who told me
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to come over here and do this.
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It turns out she doesn't
care about you, like, at all.
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So... will you go out with me?
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Yes.
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- (Squeals)
- Yes! No, I'll...
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I'll absolutely go out with you.
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I don't want to wait another minute.
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- Come on! Let's go!
- Okay! Oh, wait!
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No. Well, I mean, right now we have school.
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- What about tonight though?
- I can't tonight. Tomorrow?
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- I'm working.
- Uh, how about Thursday?
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Thursday should be wide open.
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- Holden: Yes!
- (Liv gasps)
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Oh, this is so romantic!
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Whoa! No!
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This cannot happen!
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Oh, no, no, no. Andie said it was okay.
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Oh. Well, then yes.
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Willow, stop getting in the way of love!
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Both: Oh!
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We're going to work on fundamentals.
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Let's start by lowering
your center of gravity.
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You do that by opening your pelvic bowl.
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And we squat.
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Um... so Coach Snodgrass,
we're actually used to
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starting out with passing
and dribbling skills, so...
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And I'm used to children
following instructions.
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For our next fundamental, smell
your pits and turn away.
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Smell your pits and turn away.
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Smell your pits and turn away.
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All right, you know what? I'm team captain.
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I should say something.
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Hey, so... Coach Snodgrass,
um, can I have a word?
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I believe you meant to say, "May
I have a word," but proceed.
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Um, so... we are state champs, and
we are ready for basketball practice
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with actual basketballs.
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(Chuckles)
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Basketballs are for children who
have mastered the fundamentals.
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Now, for our next drill,
everybody grab a dead fish
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out of the bucket and
put it under your chin.
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And Miss Rooney... since you're
team captain, you get two.
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(Mouthing) What? Help me!
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This table doesn't wobble anymore.
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I needed tools to fix it, so
I went to the hardware store.
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I go there now.
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Problem solved
man-of-the-house style.
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Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call it solved.
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Just different.
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You're right.
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These chairs are much too tall.
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Hey. What's with the paintbrushes?
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Seriously? You walk into a
room with a 14-inch table,
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and you're asking about paintbrushes?
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Joey said he needed to fix the table.
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You're honestly surprised?
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Good point.
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Yeah, the... the paintbrushes
are for my dumb art project,
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but I was hoping something
other than Joey's munch-ness
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would come up to distract me.
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- (Tablet rings)
- Sweet! It worked!
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Dad? Yes!
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- Sounds like somebody misses ol' Dad!
- Parker: Are you kidding me?
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You calling at this exact moment
is the greatest thing ever.
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Let's talk for hours.
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Wait. Hold on.
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I actually needed to talk to Dad.
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- Give me that.
- Hey!
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You just Dad-blocked me!
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Pete: Hang on, kids.
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There's plenty of wisdom to go around.
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Okay,
so... Wha...
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Whoa. Getting a little
motion sickness here.
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You know what, Maddie?!
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You got me so riled up, I
can't work on art anymore.
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- I hope you're happy!
- Ha ha!
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Ugh. Dad, I am so glad that you called.
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I really need to talk to you.
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What's going on, Maddie?
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Mom hired Mrs. Snodgrass
as our basketball coach,
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and she has us doing these stupid drills
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that have nothing to do
with stupid basketball!
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Do you hear how mad I am?
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She just made me call basketball stupid.
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Maddie...
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you're a great player,
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but no matter how good you get,
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you're never finished learning.
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Trust in the process.
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Do whatever your coach says.
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Everybody's got somethin' to teach you.
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(Sighs) Yeah, I know.
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I'm... I'm... I'm
really trying, Dad.
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I just... What happens when
I go to practice on Monday
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and Snodgrass makes us do some...
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Wow. Whoa.
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Oh.
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Hey, Dad!
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Hey, I'm havin' a little trouble
startin' up this here Chainsaw.
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(Chuckles)
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Gotta use the tablet to
look up how to do it online.
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Buh-bye now!
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No, no, no, no, no. Hey,
h... hang on a second...
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So tonight, we're actually
going on our first date!
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Holden has it all planned out.
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We're gonna go on a
horse-drawn carriage ride
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followed by a candlelit
dinner at Van Snooten's.
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Ooh, Van Snooten's? Classy.
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Yeah, well, we really
wanted to do it right.
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Um, I should get going.
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Oh! Heads up, the network scheduled
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an on-set fan meet-and-greet
with their favorite superhero.
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00:11:57,921 --> 00:11:59,253
Oh! Amazing!
257
00:11:59,255 --> 00:12:02,390
- I love meeting my fans. When is that?
- Yeah. Right now.
258
00:12:02,392 --> 00:12:03,424
- It's right now?
- Yeah.
259
00:12:03,426 --> 00:12:05,426
Right...
Oh, hello...
260
00:12:05,428 --> 00:12:08,696
adorable fans who are here on date night.
261
00:12:08,698 --> 00:12:11,866
Um, welcome to the set of Voltage .
262
00:12:11,868 --> 00:12:13,634
Does anybody have any questions?
263
00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:15,937
Question one.
264
00:12:17,339 --> 00:12:20,007
In the comic books, Tess
gets struck by lightning
265
00:12:20,009 --> 00:12:23,344
on a Thursday, but in the
show, it's a Friday.
266
00:12:23,346 --> 00:12:24,512
Please explain.
267
00:12:25,948 --> 00:12:27,415
Ooh. Uh...
268
00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:28,783
I don't really know the answer to that.
269
00:12:28,785 --> 00:12:31,018
Maybe because that's when
football games happen?
270
00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:32,520
Uh-huh...
271
00:12:32,522 --> 00:12:33,588
Question two.
272
00:12:34,957 --> 00:12:37,191
I really wanted to leave
for date night, but...
273
00:12:37,193 --> 00:12:39,861
these were my fans, and
I was their superhero,
274
00:12:39,863 --> 00:12:44,031
and Skyvolt was not gonna
let Dr. Questions defeat her.
275
00:12:44,033 --> 00:12:45,967
- Question 38.
- Hm?
276
00:12:45,969 --> 00:12:50,138
In the comic books, your
cape is 36 inches long.
277
00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:52,774
In the show, it appears to be...
278
00:12:52,776 --> 00:12:54,041
38 inches.
279
00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:56,077
Please explain.
280
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:59,647
The camera adds two inches.
281
00:12:59,649 --> 00:13:00,782
Noted.
282
00:13:00,784 --> 00:13:03,785
Okay. Does anybody else have any questions?
283
00:13:03,787 --> 00:13:05,353
They don't.
284
00:13:08,123 --> 00:13:09,924
Question 39.
285
00:13:09,926 --> 00:13:11,159
(Phone rings)
286
00:13:11,161 --> 00:13:12,660
Oh! Um, so sorry.
287
00:13:12,662 --> 00:13:14,702
Can you just give me one
second? I'll be right back.
288
00:13:18,267 --> 00:13:19,834
Hey, Holden.
289
00:13:19,836 --> 00:13:21,602
Holden: It's date night!
290
00:13:21,604 --> 00:13:23,271
And I'm super excited!
291
00:13:23,273 --> 00:13:28,576
Um, I just... I have a thing with
some fans and then I do still
292
00:13:28,578 --> 00:13:32,113
have to help Parker afterwards, but
then after that, I am all yours.
293
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,282
Well, I mean, if it's easier, we
could do something more low-key
294
00:13:34,284 --> 00:13:35,650
like pizza and a movie.
295
00:13:35,652 --> 00:13:37,618
You're so sweet.
296
00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,287
Um, but I... I don't know.
297
00:13:39,289 --> 00:13:41,823
I sort of feel like that's a better,
like, second date, you know?
298
00:13:41,825 --> 00:13:43,906
And... and we've just been
waiting so long for our
299
00:13:43,937 --> 00:13:46,057
first one, I don't want
to ruin your amazing plans.
300
00:13:47,095 --> 00:13:48,830
We're still totally on for tonight.
301
00:13:48,832 --> 00:13:50,164
It just might have to
be a little bit later.
302
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:52,466
I'm so sorry. I'll talk to you soon.
303
00:13:52,468 --> 00:13:54,202
- Bye.
- Okay. Bye.
304
00:13:58,106 --> 00:14:00,775
Okay.
305
00:14:00,777 --> 00:14:01,843
Where were we?
306
00:14:01,845 --> 00:14:03,077
Question 39.
307
00:14:09,952 --> 00:14:12,854
Remember, sight isn't everything.
308
00:14:12,856 --> 00:14:17,558
You have to be able to smell,
hear, and taste the other team.
309
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,294
Okay, I'm sorry.
310
00:14:20,296 --> 00:14:24,799
Coach Snodgrass, can we stop
this nonsense and, like...
311
00:14:24,801 --> 00:14:26,534
play actual basketball?
312
00:14:26,536 --> 00:14:27,902
Oh. (Chuckles)
313
00:14:27,904 --> 00:14:30,304
Sounds to me like we have
an insubordinate player
314
00:14:30,306 --> 00:14:32,607
who still has attitude problems.
315
00:14:34,343 --> 00:14:37,144
Well, it sounds to me like we have a coach
316
00:14:37,146 --> 00:14:39,180
who doesn't actually know
how to play basketball.
317
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,248
(All gasp)
318
00:14:42,818 --> 00:14:44,919
Is that what you think?
319
00:14:44,921 --> 00:14:46,621
Children, clear the court.
320
00:14:47,923 --> 00:14:52,593
You and I, Miss Madison
Rooney, are goin' one on one.
321
00:14:54,029 --> 00:14:55,329
Oh.
322
00:14:56,431 --> 00:14:57,732
It's on.
323
00:15:04,239 --> 00:15:07,074
Whew. Hi. Sorry I'm so late.
324
00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:09,510
What happened to our table?
325
00:15:09,512 --> 00:15:11,746
Oh. Joey fixed it.
326
00:15:11,748 --> 00:15:13,180
Ugh.
327
00:15:13,182 --> 00:15:14,749
When are we gonna fix Joey?
328
00:15:17,052 --> 00:15:19,220
Let's, uh, let's get this art project done.
329
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,922
Thanks. I really appreciate it.
330
00:15:20,924 --> 00:15:23,891
Oh, and while I was
waiting, I got inspired.
331
00:15:23,893 --> 00:15:26,227
I have a pretty great
idea for my art project.
332
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:27,929
Ooh, yay!
333
00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:30,231
So, what do you need
the artiste to do, huh?
334
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:33,234
Watercolored flowers? Some decoupage?
335
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,557
Stick your arms in these buckets.
336
00:15:36,872 --> 00:15:38,139
Okay.
337
00:15:38,141 --> 00:15:40,074
Blagh.
338
00:15:40,076 --> 00:15:42,143
Really wish I could say
this is the strangest thing
339
00:15:42,145 --> 00:15:44,378
that you've had me do, but it is so not.
340
00:15:45,614 --> 00:15:48,849
Yeah, we've had some good times, Liv.
341
00:15:52,387 --> 00:15:53,854
(Squish)
342
00:15:56,925 --> 00:16:02,129
So, this is incredibly unpleasant.
343
00:16:02,131 --> 00:16:04,498
Just be patient.
344
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,902
Once these dry, I can use them as a
mold to cast copies of your arms.
345
00:16:07,904 --> 00:16:09,570
Okay, well, how long
until they're fully dry?
346
00:16:09,572 --> 00:16:11,172
I don't know. Probably five minutes.
347
00:16:11,174 --> 00:16:13,140
- Let me check the box.
- Okay.
348
00:16:15,744 --> 00:16:19,246
Oh. "Five hours"?
349
00:16:21,249 --> 00:16:23,617
My bad.
350
00:16:23,619 --> 00:16:25,119
Five hours?!
351
00:16:25,121 --> 00:16:26,854
Parker, I have a date tonight!
352
00:16:26,856 --> 00:16:29,991
My advice, go big with the earrings
353
00:16:29,993 --> 00:16:32,593
so he doesn't notice
the plaster on your arms.
354
00:16:32,595 --> 00:16:33,828
Parker!
355
00:16:37,499 --> 00:16:38,532
Ugh!
356
00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:40,034
Ugh.
357
00:16:41,703 --> 00:16:43,237
Ugh.
358
00:16:47,209 --> 00:16:48,576
(Squeak)
359
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,178
- (Thump)
- Ooh!
360
00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:52,546
(Thud)
361
00:16:52,548 --> 00:16:54,015
Oh!
362
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:56,884
(Grunts, breathes heavily)
363
00:16:58,453 --> 00:16:59,487
(Squeak, thump)
364
00:16:59,489 --> 00:17:01,122
- Ooh!
- (Thud)
365
00:17:02,491 --> 00:17:03,524
(Grunts)
366
00:17:03,526 --> 00:17:06,360
(Chuckles)
367
00:17:10,132 --> 00:17:11,198
(Grunts)
368
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,800
(Chuckles)
369
00:17:16,238 --> 00:17:18,372
Ooh! Okay.
370
00:17:19,341 --> 00:17:20,508
(Beep)
371
00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:22,343
Contacts. (Chuckles)
372
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,577
- (Beep)
- Holden!
373
00:17:23,579 --> 00:17:26,347
- (Chuckles)
- (Phone rings)
374
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:27,381
Holden: Hey, Liv!
375
00:17:27,383 --> 00:17:28,682
Clap your hands if you're ready
376
00:17:28,684 --> 00:17:30,618
for the best first date ever! (Chuckles)
377
00:17:34,389 --> 00:17:38,859
Yeah, so about that. Um...
378
00:17:38,861 --> 00:17:41,962
Parker has encased me in
plaster for the next five hours.
379
00:17:43,398 --> 00:17:45,066
I'm really sorry.
380
00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:47,835
Holden, I don't think I'm gonna
be able to do this tonight.
381
00:17:47,837 --> 00:17:51,839
Please tell me you weren't, like, about
to leave your house or something.
382
00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:53,674
No, not at all.
383
00:17:55,043 --> 00:17:58,345
Yeah, no. I was, um...
wrapping up some homework.
384
00:17:58,347 --> 00:18:00,514
Um, we can do this later.
385
00:18:00,516 --> 00:18:01,582
Yeah.
386
00:18:03,118 --> 00:18:04,251
Yeah.
387
00:18:11,226 --> 00:18:12,593
(Snaps)
388
00:18:12,595 --> 00:18:14,295
(Snaps)
389
00:18:14,297 --> 00:18:16,897
(Snaps)
390
00:18:16,899 --> 00:18:19,200
Are you ready to do this?
391
00:18:26,108 --> 00:18:28,709
Let's ball, Mad Dog.
392
00:18:39,087 --> 00:18:40,154
(Whistle blows)
393
00:18:40,156 --> 00:18:41,489
Offensive foul.
394
00:18:41,491 --> 00:18:43,491
Ball goes to Coach Snodgrass.
395
00:18:43,493 --> 00:18:45,159
- Ugh!
- (Laughs)
396
00:18:45,161 --> 00:18:48,562
You just got pelvic bowled, young lady.
397
00:18:56,071 --> 00:18:59,473
If I can smell you, I can stop you.
398
00:19:07,616 --> 00:19:09,617
I can't see, girls.
399
00:19:09,619 --> 00:19:11,519
Is she crying yet?
400
00:19:14,256 --> 00:19:16,824
Hey, no way you're getting past me.
401
00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:18,359
I don't have to.
402
00:19:18,361 --> 00:19:19,760
The ball does.
403
00:19:19,762 --> 00:19:22,496
I just smell my pits and turn away.
404
00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:33,307
That's game. Coach Snodgrass wins.
405
00:19:33,309 --> 00:19:36,477
I'm flabbergasted, man.
406
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,345
Wow.
407
00:19:39,514 --> 00:19:44,018
So, all of that stuff that I thought
was so stupid... really works.
408
00:19:45,287 --> 00:19:47,321
I have no idea what to
say to you right now.
409
00:19:47,323 --> 00:19:49,456
I do.
410
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,859
Bam! What?!
411
00:19:56,898 --> 00:19:58,799
Hey, um...
412
00:20:00,835 --> 00:20:02,636
I'm sorry.
413
00:20:03,738 --> 00:20:09,176
I guess I'm just having a bit of a
tough time adjusting to a new coach.
414
00:20:09,178 --> 00:20:10,744
Of course you are.
415
00:20:10,746 --> 00:20:12,513
Change is hard.
416
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:13,981
Yeah.
417
00:20:13,983 --> 00:20:16,016
It is.
418
00:20:16,018 --> 00:20:21,989
Also, if we're being completely honest,
I'm really, really missing my dad...
419
00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:24,525
just 'cause he's kind of the
only coach I have ever played for.
420
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:28,529
I hear you, Maddie... but
I think you meant to say,
421
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:32,099
"The only coach that for
whom I've ever played".
422
00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:37,938
Think about where the preposition
goes while you give me ten laps.
423
00:20:40,242 --> 00:20:42,443
Thanks, Coach.
424
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:49,516
(Doorbell)
425
00:20:49,518 --> 00:20:51,285
Coming!
426
00:20:51,287 --> 00:20:53,954
- (Doorbell)
- I'm coming!
427
00:20:53,956 --> 00:20:56,624
- (Doorbell)
- Coming!
428
00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:58,525
(Thump)
429
00:21:00,462 --> 00:21:02,963
You know what? Just...
just come on in. Just...
430
00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:06,533
Holden!
431
00:21:06,535 --> 00:21:10,804
Wow! You're, um... really encased
in plaster there, aren't ya?
432
00:21:10,806 --> 00:21:13,040
You know, for a second, I thought that
433
00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:15,609
you were coming up with a lot
of weird ways to blow me off.
434
00:21:15,611 --> 00:21:18,812
Nope, this really is my life.
435
00:21:18,814 --> 00:21:20,614
But... but why
are you here?
436
00:21:20,616 --> 00:21:22,116
And why do you have a pizza?
437
00:21:22,118 --> 00:21:23,817
I mean, I know it's not the fancy date
438
00:21:23,819 --> 00:21:26,587
that we had planned,
but any time that I get
439
00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,830
to spend with you is the most
special time I can imagine.
440
00:21:33,495 --> 00:21:34,595
- You're so...
- (Thump)
441
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,330
- Oh!
- Oh! I'm sorry!
442
00:21:36,332 --> 00:21:37,598
- Oh, I'm so sorry!
- It's okay.
443
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,166
Oh, I'm so sorry.
444
00:21:39,168 --> 00:21:41,168
- I'll hug you in, like, two to three hours.
- Okay.
445
00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:42,569
- Okay.
- Come on.
446
00:21:42,571 --> 00:21:43,971
- Okay.
- Let's have our date.
447
00:21:43,973 --> 00:21:46,240
- Right.
- May I take your plastery lump, my dear?
448
00:21:46,242 --> 00:21:47,274
- You may!
- Okay.
449
00:21:47,276 --> 00:21:48,909
- All right, here we go.
- Heavy, right?
450
00:21:48,911 --> 00:21:50,477
- Yep. It's not bad...
- I'm not crazy.
451
00:21:50,479 --> 00:21:52,146
No. We're fine. We're good. All right.
452
00:21:52,148 --> 00:21:53,480
You're such a gentleman.
453
00:21:54,783 --> 00:21:56,650
There we go.
454
00:21:56,652 --> 00:21:58,285
- Thanks.
- Good?
455
00:21:58,287 --> 00:21:59,687
- Yeah.
- Okay.
456
00:22:02,123 --> 00:22:03,691
(Romantic music plays)
457
00:22:08,596 --> 00:22:11,165
This was totally worth the wait.
458
00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:13,500
Yeah.
459
00:22:13,502 --> 00:22:16,870
This is the best first-second date ever.
460
00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:20,140
Yeah.
461
00:22:20,142 --> 00:22:21,408
It is.
462
00:22:24,846 --> 00:22:27,348
- Pepperoni?
- Yes, please!
463
00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:34,455
Parker, dinner's ready!
464
00:22:34,457 --> 00:22:35,689
Come to...
465
00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:40,094
what's left of the table!
466
00:22:41,629 --> 00:22:45,966
But Mom, the table is totally level! Ha ha!
467
00:22:45,968 --> 00:22:48,001
You know, most boys would've just waited
468
00:22:48,003 --> 00:22:50,471
for their dad to come home, but no, not me.
469
00:22:50,473 --> 00:22:54,274
Oh, my special boy.
470
00:22:55,710 --> 00:22:58,145
So, what's next, you know?
471
00:22:58,147 --> 00:23:00,047
- What else can Papa Joe-Joe fix?
- Nothing!
472
00:23:00,049 --> 00:23:04,551
I mean... you have worked
so, so hard already.
473
00:23:05,854 --> 00:23:08,689
Mom, I got an A on my art
project using Liv's arms!
474
00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:11,358
Honey, that's great! What'd you make?
475
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:14,428
Behold arm-rachnid!
476
00:23:20,668 --> 00:23:21,702
Oh.
477
00:23:21,704 --> 00:23:23,537
Why's it got a picture of Liv on the front?
478
00:23:23,539 --> 00:23:25,939
Oh, because she wouldn't
let me plaster her head.
479
00:23:28,777 --> 00:23:30,277
Coach Snodgrass: Bam! What?!
480
00:23:30,327 --> 00:23:34,877
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