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Hey, Joey. Want to have a contest
to see who can punch the lightest?
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Cha.
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Get out of my brain, bro.
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Boop! (Chuckles)
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Feather tap. Beat that, brother man.
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Ow!
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Darn, I lose.
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Oh, sick. Are we playing
"who can punch the lightest"?
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Mm-hmm.
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Ow!
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Oh, darn. Looks like I lose.
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(Laughs)
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Are we doing that thing where we
pretend to punch Joey really lightly
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but really we punch him really
hard? Because I love that game.
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Wait, is this what we've
been doing the whole time?
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Am I winning or losing?
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Nah, I'm winning.
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(Blows air horn)
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Family meeting!
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We have two big announcements.
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Okay, first, Parker has some exciting news,
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and then Dad has something to share.
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Tomorrow, in keeping with
the warp-speed trajectory
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of my academic awesomeness,
I'm transferring schools
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to be a full-time
student at Ridgewood High.
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- (Gasps)
- What?
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We decided to move Parker
up a couple grade levels
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because he wasn't being
challenged academically.
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In middle school, I was so far
ahead, I was teaching three classes,
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which was fine until I walked
into the teachers' lounge
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and caught Mrs. Mueller
rifling through my lunch.
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Keep your paws off my fruit leather, lady.
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Oh, that is so awesome.
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I'm so proud of you, little bro.
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Yeah, dude, we'll totally
take you under our wings.
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No, no, don't support him.
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This is a disaster waiting to happen.
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Parker will take what you love,
he will make it his own,
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and then he'll leave you
scrambling to reinvent yourself.
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Is this about the Badger Scouts again?
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Of course it's about
the Badger Scouts again.
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When I was a Badger Scout, Parker
joined my burrow. And within one month,
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he earned all the Badger badges.
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This is Parker's sash.
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Yeah.
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And this is mine.
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That badge is for having
the coolest brother...
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(Voice breaks) the one
badge Parker never got.
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You will rue the day that
Parker came to Ridgewood!
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Rue the day, I say!
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Okay, Joey, calm down.
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Yeah, you are, like, totally overreacting.
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(Mockingly) And you are,
like, totally under-reacting.
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Family meeting over.
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(Blows air horn)
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Pete, honey, what happened?
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I thought you were gonna tell
the kids about your new job offer.
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Well, let's let Parker get through
his first week of high school.
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Honey, you are worrying for nothing.
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We have raised a very mature
and supportive family unit.
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(Door opens)
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(Whines) Mom.
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Uh, Pa... Parker dared
me to... to hug a cactus.
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I did it.
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(Theme song playing)
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Better in stereo
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B-b-better
in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine, let's go
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I lace up my high-tops, oh, no
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Slam dunk, ready or not
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Yeah, show me what you've got
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I'm under the spotlight, holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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You dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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When you say yeah
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I say no
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When you say stop
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All I want to do is go, go, go
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You, you, the other half of me, me
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The half I'll never be-e
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The half that drives me crazy
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You, you, the better half of me, me
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The half I'll always ne-ed
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We both know
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We're better in stereo.
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Welcome to high school, little brother.
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I am so happy that you're here full-time.
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I have taken the liberty
of decorating your locker.
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Wow. Thanks, Liv.
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Pink, pink, pink,
girls, girls, girls
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Glitter, glitter,
glitter, twirls...
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(Clears throat)
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Look, I really appreciate
this, but Linda and Heather
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feels like a year-two locker.
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Once I've established myself, I can be
more open with my love for m'gurls.
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Thanks though. You get me.
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Hey, bro.
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After a good night's sleep
and a hearty breakfast,
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I have come to fully accept
you as a full-time Porcupine.
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Some brotherly advice though... we
have PE next period, so hydrate now.
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(Laughing)
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That water fountain sprays
anyone who uses it.
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Parker's gonna get soaked.
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Welcome to high school, little bro.
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No water. Must be broken.
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Not a good way to start my day.
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What?
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Let me see that.
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I take that back.
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It was the perfect way to start my day.
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Liv, I'm so glad you're not
shooting Voltage this week,
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so you could be here for
this. Look what showed up.
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The senior class gift
we're leaving for Ridgewood.
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Yes!
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Okay, let it just be known that
the class of 2016 is leaving
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the best senior class gift ever.
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Really cool ficus tree in
the library, class of 2009.
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Pssh.
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Hey, that beats 2012.
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Their senior class gift was
that bench on the stairs.
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I mean, who needs a break between floors?
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Yeah, now I know.
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Okay, okay, let's open it up.
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I want to see our super-sized
"Welcome to Ridgewood High" sign.
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I told them to spare no
expense with packing it.
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I cannot wait to see how magnificent
it looks hanging up above the lobby.
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Wha...
No...
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Okay, the sign that I ordered
was four feet by eight feet.
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Well, this is four
inches by eight inches.
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You got the four and the eight part right.
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That's something.
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This can't be our senior class gift.
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I'm starting to feel like we were
a little harsh on that ficus tree.
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Hey, how sick is this?
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I get to have PE with my favorite bro.
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I can hear you over here.
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I know.
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Hey, how is your first day at school going?
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It's okay so far.
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I was named captain of the science squad.
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Wasn't that your old job, Joseph?
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Parker is killing it in high school.
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Almost makes me forget your ill-advised
first-day-of-school hairdo.
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Luckily, I had the minions render
your feathered mullet in pastels.
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Bad-in-the-front-and-
worse-in-the-back burn.
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(Blows whistle) All right, class.
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Today we will be doing
the flexed-arm hang.
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Ooh, this is gonna be fun for you.
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You'll get to see the champ in action.
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Or... maybe there will be a new champ.
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It's happening.
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Down to Parker and Maddie.
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Who will be out next flexed-arm champion?
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(Exhaling)
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How long are you gonna
put yourself through this?
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I can see those tiny little
biceps starting to shake,
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and I can do this all day long.
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(Exhales)
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(Exhales) Dang it.
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Ha! Guess I win.
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Bam!
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Oh, I need my arms for that. Hold on.
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Bam! What?
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Ha-ha! Whoo!
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Finally, Parker tastes bitter defeat.
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(Blows whistle)
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Challenge!
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(Snaps fingers)
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According to Wisconsin PE guidelines,
article six, paragraph two,
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a flexed-arm hang should
be weighted by age.
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Since Parker is five
years younger than Maddie,
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he actually beat her by four
seconds and set a school record.
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I know greatness when
I see it, young Parker.
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You're a rising star,
and I'm hitching my wagon.
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Huh, Artie's right.
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Parker is the winner.
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- Yes!
- No!
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Remember when I said it would happen?
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It just happened.
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All rise for the flexed-arm hang
king of Ridgewood, Parker Rooney!
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Applaud him.
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Recognize his greatness.
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Aligning myself with Artie isn't ideal.
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Frittata?
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But it does have its perks.
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(Blows whistle)
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All right, good class today.
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That does it for the fitness portion.
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Tomorrow we go back to
straight-up competition,
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so divide yourselves up into teams.
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I choose Parker for my team.
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Minions, Team Parker theme music.
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(Playing upbeat tune)
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And we're done.
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Coach Rooney, in which sport will
Team Parker be victorious tomorrow?
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We will be playing sock hockey.
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Ooh, sock hockey. Yes!
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Now they're playing my song.
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Hey, Joey, Team Maddie music.
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Uh, uh, uh...
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Bee-do-do, de-do-do,
do-do, do-de-pop
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Do-do-do, do-do-do,
do-do, do-de-pop
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Bee-do-do, do-do-de-pop,
bee-do-do, do-do-de-pop
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Bee-do-do, do-do de-pop,
be-bop, bop, be-bop...
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Okay, okay, okay, Joey,
Joey, Joey, stop, stop, stop.
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Well, you know, I don't
really like to brag,
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but no one has ever scored
on me in sock hockey.
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In fact, they call me
"the Great Wall of Maddie."
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You know what? I take it back.
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I do like to brag.
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How could I have forgotten
the Great Wall of Maddie?
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We have no shot.
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Parker Rooney, I abandon you.
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Minions, retreat!
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Relax, Artie.
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In middle school they called me "the
Juggernaut." Nothing can stop me.
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Minions, hold your retreat.
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This creative yet powerful
nickname intrigues me.
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Students: Ooh.
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I can do that all day.
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I figured out why they
call him "the Juggernaut."
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He's a juggernaut.
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Well, it was not easy getting
400 pounds of marble up there,
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but the sign you made looks amazing, Andie.
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Thanks. Glad we got it bolted in
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before my mom realized her
kitchen counter was missing.
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This sign is gonna show Ridgewood
that the class of 2016 is the biggest
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and baddest to ever walk these halls.
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Yeah, it is. Whoo!
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What?
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Are you wearing Dump
Truck's jacket right now?
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(Gasps)
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What? No.
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Whatever.
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Shut up.
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Ooh.
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Andie's got a boyfriend.
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I said, shut up.
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Well, no one's gonna miss that sign.
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That's what we're going for, Mom.
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I mean, this sign is gonna show Ridgewood
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that the class of 2016 is not
like every other graduating class.
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You know, I have to say, I do feel
more welcome than I did yesterday.
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Oh, Mom, would you mind
taking a picture of me
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and the rest of the awesome
senior gift committee?
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- Liv: Okay.
- Karen: Yes.
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Oh, okay, so, Mom, you're
holding the phone backwards.
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- Oh.
- Yeah, you just need to turn it around...
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Oh, turn it around.
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...and use the little swipe up...
camera mode...
253
00:12:59,983 --> 00:13:01,716
- I got that turned around.
- No, so, Mom...
254
00:13:01,718 --> 00:13:05,319
So, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, is it
okay if Joey just takes the picture.
255
00:13:05,321 --> 00:13:07,588
- Oh, sure.
- I would be happy to.
256
00:13:07,590 --> 00:13:10,258
Joey, just make sure you
get that sign in the picture.
257
00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:13,427
You think, Mom? I would
have never thought of that.
258
00:13:13,429 --> 00:13:18,266
All right, ladies, let's,
on three, say, "Ridgewood."
259
00:13:18,268 --> 00:13:20,334
Ridgewood.
260
00:13:26,108 --> 00:13:27,775
Yeesh. All right, Liv,
261
00:13:27,777 --> 00:13:30,178
you blinked and ruined the
photo. So let's do that again.
262
00:13:41,023 --> 00:13:43,591
Thank goodness Joey wasn't hurt.
263
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,661
Or anyone else.
264
00:13:46,663 --> 00:13:48,296
Oh, right.
265
00:13:48,298 --> 00:13:50,464
Sorry, Mrs. Rooney.
266
00:13:50,466 --> 00:13:52,300
I don't know what we were thinking.
267
00:13:52,302 --> 00:13:56,037
Well, we just really wanted, you know,
to give a gift that was gonna top
268
00:13:56,039 --> 00:13:57,672
what every other class has ever done.
269
00:13:57,674 --> 00:14:02,176
Liv, the senior class gift isn't about
trying to outdo everybody else.
270
00:14:02,178 --> 00:14:05,780
It's about what you can do to
leave the school a better place.
271
00:14:05,782 --> 00:14:08,015
What did your class give, Dad?
272
00:14:08,017 --> 00:14:09,150
That clock.
273
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:12,820
But it runs six minutes fast.
274
00:14:12,822 --> 00:14:14,856
And everyone gets to class on time.
275
00:14:16,525 --> 00:14:18,626
That's our legacy. You're welcome.
276
00:14:19,695 --> 00:14:22,230
(Snickering)
277
00:14:22,232 --> 00:14:28,035
You guys... you guys are the
laughingstock of the entire school.
278
00:14:38,313 --> 00:14:42,149
All right, Great Wall, we've got a big
game today against the Juggernaut.
279
00:14:42,151 --> 00:14:43,384
- You have to focus.
- Okay.
280
00:14:43,386 --> 00:14:44,952
(Breathes deeply)
281
00:15:14,383 --> 00:15:16,284
Is that focused enough for you?
282
00:15:16,286 --> 00:15:18,286
Yeah, it is!
283
00:15:18,288 --> 00:15:20,721
Ha-ha! We're gonna crush Parker.
284
00:15:20,723 --> 00:15:22,089
Yeah.
285
00:15:22,091 --> 00:15:26,627
Hey, guys, I just overheard
Parker on the phone with Reggie.
286
00:15:26,629 --> 00:15:29,263
You overheard, or you were eavesdropping?
287
00:15:29,265 --> 00:15:31,232
Hey, if he is gonna talk on the phone
288
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,594
while he is using the toilet,
then he should close the door.
289
00:15:35,904 --> 00:15:40,274
The point is, he was talking about how
hard it is to fit in at a new school.
290
00:15:40,276 --> 00:15:42,643
Hard? He's winning everything.
291
00:15:42,645 --> 00:15:44,946
Well, that's because he thinks he
has to be the best at everything
292
00:15:44,948 --> 00:15:46,881
to make up for the fact that
he doesn't have any friends.
293
00:15:46,883 --> 00:15:50,251
I mean, it is hard being the
youngest kid at the whole school.
294
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,652
Really?
295
00:15:53,055 --> 00:15:56,490
Oh, I feel so bad.
296
00:15:56,492 --> 00:15:59,160
I had no idea that he
was struggling so much.
297
00:15:59,162 --> 00:16:01,262
Well, he is. But I appreciate
298
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:03,965
that my children are looking
out for their baby brother.
299
00:16:08,337 --> 00:16:09,837
Dude, can you believe that?
300
00:16:09,839 --> 00:16:11,439
That's, like, terrible.
301
00:16:11,441 --> 00:16:12,974
I know.
302
00:16:12,976 --> 00:16:15,142
We can't talk on the phone
in the bathroom anymore?
303
00:16:15,144 --> 00:16:16,978
What kind of a...?
304
00:16:25,354 --> 00:16:27,254
Bam! What?
305
00:16:27,256 --> 00:16:28,289
(Blows whistle)
306
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:31,158
Missed again, Juggernaut.
307
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,593
Good save, Mads.
308
00:16:32,595 --> 00:16:35,196
There's still plenty of time for us to win.
309
00:16:35,198 --> 00:16:36,764
There's only 20 seconds left!
310
00:16:36,766 --> 00:16:38,199
What are you waiting for?
311
00:16:41,370 --> 00:16:42,770
(Blows whistle)
312
00:16:56,184 --> 00:16:57,852
(Blows whistle) Tripping.
313
00:16:57,854 --> 00:17:00,287
Whoa, come on, ref,
that was clearly hooking.
314
00:17:00,289 --> 00:17:02,490
- Also illegal.
- Oh, okay.
315
00:17:02,492 --> 00:17:04,291
Well, then off to the penalty box I go.
316
00:17:04,293 --> 00:17:07,294
Do-do-do-do-do,
do-do-do-do-do.
317
00:17:07,296 --> 00:17:09,630
A penalty shot for Team Parker.
318
00:17:11,299 --> 00:17:12,900
You need to score.
319
00:17:12,902 --> 00:17:17,071
Are you a Juggernaut or a Jugger-not?
320
00:17:22,044 --> 00:17:25,679
I did not know what to do,
because, I mean, on one hand,
321
00:17:25,681 --> 00:17:30,084
you know, my little brother was hurting
and he needed a confidence boost.
322
00:17:30,086 --> 00:17:34,321
But on the other hand, you know,
I'm the Great Wall of Maddie.
323
00:17:36,358 --> 00:17:38,592
The Great Wall had to
make a great decision.
324
00:17:42,764 --> 00:17:44,165
(Blows whistle)
325
00:17:54,409 --> 00:17:57,244
(Students cheering)
326
00:17:57,246 --> 00:17:59,046
No!
327
00:17:59,048 --> 00:18:00,614
What?
328
00:18:00,616 --> 00:18:02,616
Don't judge me.
329
00:18:02,618 --> 00:18:03,984
He's my little brother.
330
00:18:05,587 --> 00:18:07,721
Yes!
331
00:18:07,723 --> 00:18:10,925
Finally, my first winning team!
332
00:18:10,927 --> 00:18:13,294
Minions, we sock dance!
333
00:18:13,296 --> 00:18:15,763
(Upbeat music playing)
334
00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:36,617
Hey, good game, little bro.
335
00:18:37,552 --> 00:18:39,053
Thanks, sis.
336
00:18:39,055 --> 00:18:41,122
I scored a goal against Maddie.
337
00:18:41,124 --> 00:18:42,990
And she's amazing.
338
00:18:44,085 --> 00:18:45,926
(Emotionally) I'm gonna
be okay in high school.
339
00:18:45,928 --> 00:18:47,294
(Clears throat)
340
00:18:47,296 --> 00:18:48,963
(Normal voice) I mean, of course I won.
341
00:18:48,965 --> 00:18:50,464
I'm a high school student.
342
00:18:59,307 --> 00:19:00,574
Hey.
343
00:19:00,576 --> 00:19:02,009
What do you want, munch?
344
00:19:02,011 --> 00:19:03,144
I don't know.
345
00:19:03,146 --> 00:19:05,913
Congrats on the goal.
346
00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:07,581
Wanna go sock dance?
347
00:19:08,950 --> 00:19:11,051
- I'd love to.
- Yeah, you do.
348
00:19:15,144 --> 00:19:16,824
It's a good thing you'd never throw a game
349
00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:21,295
to give your little brother some
hallway cred and confidence.
350
00:19:21,297 --> 00:19:23,464
No. Exactly.
351
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,266
'Cause you know me better than that.
352
00:19:25,268 --> 00:19:27,535
Yeah.
353
00:19:27,537 --> 00:19:28,569
I do.
354
00:19:35,177 --> 00:19:39,480
Hey, Joey, want to have a contest
to see who can pinch the lightest?
355
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:42,383
Okay, I am not falling for that again.
356
00:19:42,385 --> 00:19:44,451
You go first this time.
357
00:19:46,688 --> 00:19:47,922
Ow!
358
00:19:49,858 --> 00:19:52,860
(Blows air horn)
359
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:55,296
Family meeting!
360
00:19:55,298 --> 00:19:57,798
Come on, Mom, it was about
to be my turn to pinch Joey.
361
00:19:59,568 --> 00:20:02,503
We have some wonderful news.
362
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:06,373
I swear, if you say that Parker's
getting his driver's license,
363
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:08,242
I'm gonna flip this table right now!
364
00:20:09,211 --> 00:20:11,145
(Grunting)
365
00:20:13,982 --> 00:20:17,751
Okay, so the table's super
heavy, but I'm still very upset.
366
00:20:17,753 --> 00:20:19,053
Okay.
367
00:20:19,055 --> 00:20:22,256
This is about your father.
368
00:20:22,258 --> 00:20:25,192
Okay, so you know how
it's always been my dream
369
00:20:25,194 --> 00:20:28,028
to coach college basketball, right?
370
00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:30,397
I've been given an opportunity to do that.
371
00:20:30,399 --> 00:20:32,533
Dad, that's amazing!
372
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:35,669
It's in Beloit, Wisconsin,
a couple hours away.
373
00:20:35,671 --> 00:20:37,371
We're moving?
374
00:20:37,373 --> 00:20:39,506
No, no, honey, no. We don't
want to uproot everyone.
375
00:20:39,508 --> 00:20:42,108
So taking this job would mean that
I wouldn't be living at home...
376
00:20:43,445 --> 00:20:45,546
except for off season and weekends.
377
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:49,116
Now we were very torn as to whether this
was the right thing for our family.
378
00:20:49,118 --> 00:20:52,720
But seeing how well you kids dealt
with Parker moving up to high school,
379
00:20:52,722 --> 00:20:55,289
we realized this family
could handle anything.
380
00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:58,592
We just want you guys to
be part of the decision.
381
00:20:58,594 --> 00:21:00,527
So?
382
00:21:00,529 --> 00:21:02,463
What do you think?
383
00:21:04,899 --> 00:21:08,736
Well, I mean, you know, Dad,
you've always supported us
384
00:21:08,738 --> 00:21:10,437
in pursuing our dreams,
385
00:21:10,439 --> 00:21:13,941
like, you know, when I wanted
to go away to Hollywood.
386
00:21:13,943 --> 00:21:16,577
Yeah, or, you know, when I
dreamed of being the state champ.
387
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:19,546
And when I dreamed of
building my first robot.
388
00:21:19,548 --> 00:21:21,582
When I wanted to learn
to eat corn on the cob
389
00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:23,484
without squirting myself in the eye.
390
00:21:25,253 --> 00:21:27,955
Now it's time that we support
you in pursuing your dream.
391
00:21:27,957 --> 00:21:30,391
Yeah, Dad, you have to do this.
392
00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:38,399
Well then, your dad is a
college basketball coach!
393
00:21:38,401 --> 00:21:39,600
Yeah!
394
00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:41,335
I'm so proud of you.
395
00:21:43,471 --> 00:21:45,139
I'm so proud of you.
396
00:21:46,474 --> 00:21:49,343
Going to a new school can be tough, kid.
397
00:21:49,345 --> 00:21:51,312
But don't worry, you'll be okay.
398
00:21:57,752 --> 00:21:59,953
Hey, Ridgewood!
399
00:21:59,955 --> 00:22:03,257
Behold your gift from the class of 2016!
400
00:22:04,259 --> 00:22:05,526
(Gasps)
401
00:22:05,528 --> 00:22:07,661
All: Ooh.
402
00:22:08,663 --> 00:22:13,667
The Sip-o-matic Water Station will
serve Ridgewood for generations.
403
00:22:13,669 --> 00:22:18,505
Activate the fountain with front or
side pushbars for clean, filtered water
404
00:22:18,507 --> 00:22:20,341
with minimal splash.
405
00:22:22,377 --> 00:22:25,512
Or fill your
environmentally-friendly water bottle
406
00:22:25,514 --> 00:22:29,216
with the sensor-activated quick fill.
407
00:22:29,218 --> 00:22:31,385
All: Ooh.
408
00:22:31,387 --> 00:22:35,889
And Joseph Gilligan Rooney will be
the first student from his class
409
00:22:35,891 --> 00:22:37,725
to take a sip.
410
00:22:43,631 --> 00:22:48,235
And that was a gift
from the class of 2019.
411
00:22:48,237 --> 00:22:49,770
You're welcome.
412
00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:54,675
Don't worry, little man.
413
00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:56,310
I will hug you dry.
414
00:22:56,312 --> 00:22:57,711
Please, no. Please, no.
415
00:22:58,646 --> 00:23:00,714
Joey: It's happening.
416
00:23:00,764 --> 00:23:05,314
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