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Ah!
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(Gasps)
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Whoa, buddy!
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Hey, are you okay?
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I guess that's a cut?
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(Bell rings)
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We're filming a scene from voltage.
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Liv's new show, voltage,
is filming at Ridgewood.
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We're using the location money
to upgrade the computer lab,
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and to put doors on the bathroom stalls.
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You must be Liv's twin. I'm Josh.
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Maddie. I am so sorry that
I ruined one of your scenes.
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It's all right. I'll just
have that evil government agent
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throw me into the lockers again.
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(Chuckles nervously)
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Well, you know what?
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Feel free to run onto the court
during a game and ruin one of my shots.
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Well, I just might do that.
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Do it, and you'll be
walking funny for a week.
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- But you just told me...
- I know what I said.
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It's not gonna be tough
telling you and Liv apart.
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( Theme music playing )
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Better in stereo
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b... b... better
in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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Let's go
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I lace up my high tops
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Oh no
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slam dunk, ready or not
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yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
-
Holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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you dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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when you
say yea-ah-ah
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I say
no-oh-oh
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when you say stop
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all I want to do is go go go
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you you, the other half of me me
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the half I'll never be-e
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the half that drives me crazy
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you you, the better half of me me
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the half I'll always need
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but we both know
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we're better in stereo.
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Okay, porcupines.
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The day you've waited for has come.
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Cowbell week begins...
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- Now!
- (Cheering)
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Boom!
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Andie, you just got cowbelled!
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Now moo like you mean it.
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(Laughs) Moo!
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Yeah! Aw!
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There is one week out of the entire
year where there are no sports,
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so our sports-crazed
school created cowbell week.
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You're out when somebody hangs
a cowbell around your neck.
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I have been eliminated
super early every year.
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But this year, I
think I'm... dang it!
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Moo it out, munch.
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Moo.
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Yes!
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Oh, my first bell of the year.
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I am the milkmaid. Hear me pour.
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Hey, you may have been champ for the
last two years, but I'm here now.
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There's no way you get the three-peat.
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Maddie: Aw, well good luck my little
calf, because Maddie moos for no one.
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No! But this was
my chance to...
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not my intention, gumball,
but it's time to moo.
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Moo.
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Aw.
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Wow, you are fast, dump truck.
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But not fast enough to 'bell the milkmaid.
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You're a worthy opponent, and
I'll be sad when I take you down.
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(Laughs sarcastically) Please.
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You are just a speed bump
on my way to a three-peat.
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It is on.
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So this is my secret lair.
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It's an old clock tower
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where Tess can build her
gadgets, practice her powers,
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and deliver angst-ridden speeches.
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Wow, this is so cool, Liv.
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Thanks for giving us a set tour.
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Yeah. Plus Maddie can't cowbell me here.
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Okay, that's what I thought when
I was in the bathroom earlier.
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She cowbelled me while I was...
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Let's just say that I assumed I was safe.
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Can we go up to the roof where
you get your secret powers?
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(Gasps)
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In reality, that's where I keep
my secret lip gloss, but go for it.
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Hey, Liv. See you tomorrow.
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Oh, Josh, wait.
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What are you doing with
the rest of your day?
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Well, I'm not sure what to do around here.
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If I was still in L.A., me and my friends
would probably hit a box-lates class.
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It's a combination of boxing and pilates.
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Ooh. The workout that strengthens
your core and your uppercut.
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Yep.
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But instead I'll probably
go to my hotel and read.
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I just got a book called things to do in
Wisconsin when you don't have any friends.
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Both: (Chuckle)
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I was so hyped to shoot
voltage in Stevens point
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and stay close to my friends and family.
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But it didn't really occur to me
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that I would be taking other people
away from their friends and family
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and trendy workout classes.
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Engine room, I need more power.
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(In Scottish accent) I'm
givin' you all I got, captain!
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Guys!
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I need to talk to you about something.
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Is this the speech about not
embarrassing you at your work?
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No. I have very much given up on that one.
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Anyway, um, my co-star, Josh is just
having a little trouble fitting in,
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and I was just, you know,
hoping that you could
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help me make him feel
welcome in Stevens point.
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Yeah, sure. Uh, what's he like to do?
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He says he's really into box-lates,
which is like pilates but with boxing.
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- Both: (Chuckles)
- Oh, sweet.
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Well, I could build us a boxing ring.
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My Uncle's barn just fell down.
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Not sure how you got boxing ring
from barn, but yeah, have at it.
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One more thing. No cowbell.
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Just because Josh is new to Wisconsin,
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and he's not ready for the
deep end of the cheese pool.
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But cowbell week is who
we are, it's what we do.
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It's why we moo.
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I'll let you play
spaceship a little longer.
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Both: Deal!
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Yo, Parker, I need your attention.
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Yeah, and I need a cooler older brother.
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Funny you should say that,
because our needs are related.
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Sadly, so are we.
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What's up?
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Today, I bid farewell to
my cat shirt collection.
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Your cat shirts? But that's your thing.
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Kids even call you "cat shirt guy."
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Exactly. And I thought that it was
just a clever and flattering nickname,
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but then today in gym,
when we were picking teams
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dump truck was all, "hey, yo. Hey, hey, oh.
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"I'll take cat shirt guy, hey."
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He thinks that cat shirt guy is my name.
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As did everyone else in gym.
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And so I asked around school, and
that's what everyone calls me now.
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Ugh, even in rocketry club.
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No, that's not right. They should
call you "geeky rocket guy."
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I know, right?
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I am trapped in an adorable
prison of my own making.
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Okay, so what's the plan, "getting
worked up over something stupid guy?"
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It's time to change my image.
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Cat shirt guy is dead.
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Seriously?
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Oh yeah.
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So can you, like, donate these to charity?
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Are you sure you want to
get rid of all of these?
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Even "cat riding a hot dog?"
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"Space cat?"
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"Space cat two: The legend continues?"
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Please don't mention them by name, Parker.
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It makes it that much
harder than it already is.
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'Cause they're my kitties. Oh!
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What do you think, Josh?
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Wow, this is cool.
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Thank you. We built you a
box-lates ring, Wisconsin style.
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And by "we," I mean Andie did everything.
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We even got you a sparing partner.
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Did someone order a pugilist?
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It's a fancy word for "boxer." Look it up.
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Let me hook you up. Can I touch the jacket?
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I'll allow it.
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Hey, where'd you get this contraption?
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I built it out of some old farm equipment.
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Oh, excellent spot welding.
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That's an alluring quality.
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(Giggles) Whatever.
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(Quietly) Stop.
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Thanks for going out
of your way for me, Liv.
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Oh yeah. Of course,
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and this is so much better than
sitting alone in your hotel room, right?
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Wow.
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You're quite the prancer.
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My instructor said that footwork
is 60 percent of the workout.
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I'm advanced.
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Girls: Oh!
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What are you doing? You were
just supposed to work him out.
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Oh...
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See, I thought you wanted
me to work him over.
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Yeah, my bad. That's on me. My bad.
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Yo, parkito.
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Check out my post-cat shirt guy threads.
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Well, if you're good
without your cat shirts,
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how about we get rid of
all your other cat stuff.
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Kitty robes, your kitty
pajamas, both footie and not.
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And your kitty undergarments.
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You know, I'm not sure that I have
underwear that doesn't have cats on it.
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You do not.
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And I'll need your socks.
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Whoa, whoa, bro.
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My calicos, bro?
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They were my first pair. They
got me through middle school.
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Now it's time for big boy socks.
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Calicos gotta go, bro.
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I knew he wouldn't do it.
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Those socks put him on the kitty path
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like a ball of yarn he
couldn't help but follow.
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(Sigh)
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After 1,020 wearings,
my toes are finally free.
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I couldn't believe he gave them up.
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The world had broken him,
but it had not broken me.
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Joseph gilligan Rooney,
you will wear cats again.
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Garrison, that ufo that you
saw when the lightning hit me,
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I found it...
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Or what was left of it.
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Open the cabinet.
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Well, now there's no doubt.
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Your powers are not from this world.
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We finally have an answer.
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Do we?
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Where are you from... Garrison?
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Why are you asking me this?
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Because I also found a missing persons
report from roswell, new Mexico.
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It was from 25 years ago.
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Liv: Were you gonna try and
tell me that this isn't you?
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It used to be.
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There's something about me...
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You don't know.
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Wow, it's so cool when
it's all put together.
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- I can't wait to find out what happens next.
- (Chuckles)
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Wait, you know what
happens next. (Chuckles)
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They gave us the script last night.
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Kind of tough to read when
you're stuck in the fetal position
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from getting punched in the stomach.
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- (Chuckles)
- (Chuckles)
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Yeah, I'm really sorry about that.
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Your friend, bulldozer, has a solid left.
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His name is dump truck.
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Please don't tell him I got his name wrong.
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Um, yeah. Listen, yesterday did
not exactly go as planned.
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Um, I was just trying to bring a little
Los Angeles to Stevens point for you.
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That's really sweet, but I already know LA.
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I'm trying to get to know Stevens point.
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Is there anything super Stevens
pointy going on right now?
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I guess I didn't really think
that you would be into that.
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Are you kidding? I'm up for anything.
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Oh, well in that case...
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I hope you brought your
swimming goggles, because we...
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Are about to jump into the
deep end of the cheese pool.
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So, we call this cowbell week.
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I call this awesome.
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Mackenzie, I love your dress!
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(Gasps) I have a necklace that matches!
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00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:02,176
Okay, so basically,
251
00:14:02,178 --> 00:14:05,646
anything goes as long as no one
puts a cowbell around your neck,
252
00:14:05,648 --> 00:14:07,682
and then the last two people
standing without cowbells
253
00:14:07,684 --> 00:14:09,444
face off tonight at the
night of the cowbell.
254
00:14:11,186 --> 00:14:12,553
- Let's do this.
- (Gasps)
255
00:14:43,085 --> 00:14:44,252
Hey.
256
00:14:46,088 --> 00:14:48,222
Save us both some time, kid.
257
00:15:00,035 --> 00:15:01,235
(Gasps)
258
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,010
(Gasps)
259
00:15:10,846 --> 00:15:12,246
Aw, moo.
260
00:15:13,548 --> 00:15:16,384
That bell was mine, truck.
261
00:15:16,386 --> 00:15:21,255
Too bad, so sad and other childhood taunts.
262
00:15:22,724 --> 00:15:25,693
Okay, so it's just down to
you and Maddie and dump truck,
263
00:15:25,695 --> 00:15:28,863
and if one of them gets eliminated,
you go to the night of the cowbell,
264
00:15:28,865 --> 00:15:31,465
and you're gonna become
a Stevens point legend.
265
00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:33,134
Not happening, prancer.
266
00:15:38,073 --> 00:15:39,807
Whoa, hey, yo.
267
00:15:39,809 --> 00:15:42,376
You blocked my cowbell with your doohickey.
268
00:15:42,378 --> 00:15:45,913
You built a nice cowbell blocker, Andie.
269
00:15:45,915 --> 00:15:48,549
This doohickey is your handiwork?
270
00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:49,784
Respect.
271
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:53,154
Hey, are you a scorpio?
272
00:15:53,156 --> 00:15:55,389
(Giggles) Whatever.
273
00:15:57,292 --> 00:15:59,961
I'm sorry. Cow-y says what?
274
00:16:03,899 --> 00:16:04,966
Moo.
275
00:16:13,775 --> 00:16:18,646
We have the final two contestants
for the night of the cowbell.
276
00:16:18,648 --> 00:16:24,352
Maddie "mad dog" Rooney versus
Josh "the new guy" wilcox!
277
00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:29,824
Oh, Josh, this is so exciting!
278
00:16:29,826 --> 00:16:32,293
You're going to the finals,
and you're gonna win.
279
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,095
Not if I can help it.
280
00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:40,601
Your boy's going down.
281
00:16:45,974 --> 00:16:47,341
Joseph.
282
00:16:48,443 --> 00:16:49,777
I need a word with you out back.
283
00:16:49,779 --> 00:16:52,279
Yeah, sure thing. I need
your opinion, though.
284
00:16:52,281 --> 00:16:55,483
Right side down or left side dow...
285
00:16:55,485 --> 00:16:57,451
nah, man both
sides d... (Choking)
286
00:17:00,455 --> 00:17:01,889
(Sigh)
287
00:17:01,891 --> 00:17:04,859
He does not make it easy to help him.
288
00:17:08,163 --> 00:17:09,497
Oh.
289
00:17:09,499 --> 00:17:11,732
What are you doing with the fellas?
290
00:17:13,668 --> 00:17:16,470
That's... I thought you
were giving them away.
291
00:17:16,472 --> 00:17:18,639
Yeah, I couldn't get anyone to take them.
292
00:17:20,142 --> 00:17:23,244
And besides, you need a
little more closure than that.
293
00:17:23,246 --> 00:17:27,214
So I invented Dr. P's kitty crusher.
294
00:17:44,733 --> 00:17:46,200
Your turn.
295
00:17:46,202 --> 00:17:48,035
Munch away, munch.
296
00:17:48,037 --> 00:17:49,503
Sure.
297
00:17:49,505 --> 00:17:52,573
Just some dumb cat clothes.
298
00:17:54,609 --> 00:17:58,512
All right, then push that button!
299
00:17:58,514 --> 00:18:00,848
Eeh! I ca...
300
00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:02,083
Come on. Crush some kitties.
301
00:18:03,018 --> 00:18:05,352
I can't. I can't. I can't do it.
302
00:18:05,354 --> 00:18:07,421
I love my kitties way
to much to crush them.
303
00:18:07,423 --> 00:18:10,591
Joey, face it. You're cat shirt guy.
304
00:18:10,593 --> 00:18:11,926
There's no shame in that.
305
00:18:12,928 --> 00:18:15,062
Okay, maybe a little shame,
306
00:18:15,064 --> 00:18:19,100
but you gotta accept who you are
and live your best kitty cat life.
307
00:18:20,102 --> 00:18:21,769
You're right, bro. I do.
308
00:18:21,771 --> 00:18:23,270
Thank you.
309
00:18:23,272 --> 00:18:27,475
Did you really have to
destroy such a stellar outfit?
310
00:18:27,477 --> 00:18:30,111
I didn't have to. I wanted to.
311
00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:38,052
Welcome to night of the cowbell.
312
00:18:38,054 --> 00:18:39,453
(Cheering)
313
00:18:41,335 --> 00:18:42,656
You see how fun and cool this is?
314
00:18:42,658 --> 00:18:45,201
It is way better than hanging
out behind the mini-mart
315
00:18:45,232 --> 00:18:47,328
eating nachos with the riff-raff.
Am I right?
316
00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:49,897
That's another big thing that we do.
317
00:18:49,899 --> 00:18:52,299
You came on a really big week. (Chuckles)
318
00:18:52,301 --> 00:18:53,834
Time for round one.
319
00:18:53,836 --> 00:18:55,536
First cowbeller to miss the cow head...
320
00:18:56,972 --> 00:18:59,006
Is the loser.
321
00:18:59,008 --> 00:19:02,042
Watch and learn, new guy.
322
00:19:06,414 --> 00:19:08,682
- Willow: Yeah!
- Maddie: Whoa!
323
00:19:08,684 --> 00:19:10,351
You just got milked!
324
00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:15,156
Well, I brought you something
to dunk in that milk.
325
00:19:17,959 --> 00:19:19,994
(Cheering)
326
00:19:21,096 --> 00:19:22,763
Whoa, I did it!
327
00:19:22,765 --> 00:19:25,599
And I thought I topped out
with my awesome smack talk.
328
00:19:25,601 --> 00:19:30,604
That's the end of round
one. Raise that cow head!
329
00:19:30,606 --> 00:19:32,873
(Cheering)
330
00:19:38,513 --> 00:19:42,216
Andie Bustamante, I was wondering
if you would do me the honor
331
00:19:42,218 --> 00:19:45,352
of accompanying me to the race
track one evening in the near future.
332
00:19:47,189 --> 00:19:48,689
Aw, dump!
333
00:19:48,691 --> 00:19:51,592
A catalytic converter
for a big block v-eight?
334
00:19:52,961 --> 00:19:54,061
How did you know?
335
00:19:54,063 --> 00:19:56,497
Are you the type of
girl who plugs in a car?
336
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,265
I don't think so.
337
00:19:59,334 --> 00:20:00,401
I'll be in touch.
338
00:20:03,838 --> 00:20:05,472
Guess what?
339
00:20:05,474 --> 00:20:06,974
Dump truck just asked me out.
340
00:20:06,976 --> 00:20:09,210
- (Sympathetically) Aww.
- She's excited.
341
00:20:09,212 --> 00:20:10,811
(Excited) Aww!
342
00:20:10,813 --> 00:20:12,846
- Yay!
- (Cowbell clanging)
343
00:20:12,848 --> 00:20:15,649
Round two!
344
00:20:15,651 --> 00:20:18,986
(Cheering)
345
00:20:18,988 --> 00:20:21,422
Time to add a little sizzle to this steak.
346
00:20:21,424 --> 00:20:24,892
Ssss.
347
00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:31,765
(Cheering)
348
00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:33,901
Oh! Bam! What?
349
00:20:36,004 --> 00:20:38,606
I don't know what that
means, but it has me rattled.
350
00:20:38,608 --> 00:20:41,842
No, no, no. Josh, it's totally fine.
351
00:20:41,844 --> 00:20:43,677
Stevens point is behind you, right guys?
352
00:20:43,679 --> 00:20:46,280
All: (Chanting) Josh, Josh, Josh.
353
00:20:49,217 --> 00:20:51,619
This is for you, Stevens point.
354
00:21:03,298 --> 00:21:05,032
Whoa!
355
00:21:06,568 --> 00:21:08,302
All: Oh!
356
00:21:09,604 --> 00:21:13,107
Josh! Hey, are you okay?
357
00:21:13,109 --> 00:21:14,375
Yeah.
358
00:21:15,710 --> 00:21:17,878
I've gotten pretty good at
crashing into these lockers.
359
00:21:20,215 --> 00:21:21,915
Yeah...
360
00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:26,553
Not as good as I've gotten at
being cowbell week champion!
361
00:21:26,555 --> 00:21:28,789
(Cheering)
362
00:21:31,674 --> 00:21:33,594
Sorry I had to take you
down, Josh, but I mean...
363
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,496
It's cowbell week.
364
00:21:35,498 --> 00:21:37,765
Yeah, it's true.
365
00:21:37,767 --> 00:21:39,900
I don't wear flats, and she doesn't lose.
366
00:21:40,902 --> 00:21:43,137
I'm just glad I got to play.
367
00:21:43,139 --> 00:21:47,007
Aw, well that... Sounds like loser talk.
368
00:21:48,109 --> 00:21:51,512
Which actually reminds me, I
have some losers to go taunt,
369
00:21:51,514 --> 00:21:53,247
so... (Tongue tick)
370
00:21:55,483 --> 00:21:58,285
Thanks for getting me out of my hotel room.
371
00:21:58,287 --> 00:22:01,121
Yeah, no problem. I'm just really
happy you're making friends.
372
00:22:01,123 --> 00:22:02,356
Yeah.
373
00:22:02,358 --> 00:22:07,528
So... Maddie. Is she dating anyone?
374
00:22:07,530 --> 00:22:09,263
No, why?
375
00:22:09,265 --> 00:22:11,332
(Gasps)
376
00:22:12,467 --> 00:22:14,668
You like Maddie!
377
00:22:16,171 --> 00:22:17,604
How could you not?
378
00:22:17,606 --> 00:22:19,273
She's adorable.
379
00:22:19,275 --> 00:22:21,508
I belled you! I belled you!
380
00:22:21,510 --> 00:22:23,777
And you wish I belled you!
381
00:22:23,779 --> 00:22:25,913
And I belled you in your sleep!
382
00:22:27,882 --> 00:22:30,451
Yes, yeah, adorable.
383
00:22:30,453 --> 00:22:32,219
That is what came to my mind too.
384
00:22:47,001 --> 00:22:48,469
Uh, hey Willow.
385
00:22:52,307 --> 00:22:55,542
I was hoping if I didn't
move, you wouldn't notice me.
386
00:22:55,544 --> 00:22:57,978
No, I noticed.
387
00:22:59,914 --> 00:23:01,648
It's not what it looks like, I swear.
388
00:23:01,650 --> 00:23:04,918
Really? Because it looks like
you're stealing Joey's clothes
389
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,587
because you're obsessed with him.
390
00:23:06,589 --> 00:23:08,355
Oh, okay.
391
00:23:08,357 --> 00:23:10,057
It's exactly what it looks like.
392
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:15,162
How about I give you five bucks
to pretend this never happened.
393
00:23:15,164 --> 00:23:19,566
Mmm, looking is five, touching is ten.
394
00:23:19,568 --> 00:23:20,834
Fine.
395
00:23:20,836 --> 00:23:22,596
Here's 20. I did some
other stuff. Don't ask.
396
00:23:23,838 --> 00:23:25,072
Haaah!
397
00:23:28,443 --> 00:23:29,743
Maddie: You just got milked!
398
00:23:29,793 --> 00:23:34,343
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