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Lately, things have been pretty
crazy for my sister, Maddie.
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Her boyfriend, Diggie,
told her that he was going
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to study abroad in
Australia for a semester,
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and that did not go over very well.
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Maddie, maybe we should break up.
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Wow.
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Joey: Boo, Diggie!
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But he realized something.
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He had made a mistake.
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What are you saying?
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I want to get back together with her.
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Whoa.
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Okay, but, Liv, do you think
that she'd take me back?
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- Uh...
- Because if she will, I'm not gonna leave.
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Okay, you know what?
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You just sit by the Paulie statue, and
I will go get Maddie before you leave.
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Joey: But I might have
made it slightly impossible.
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- Oh!
- (Crashing)
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She managed to get out of the locker room.
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But (Gasps) oh no, was it too late?
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Diggie, am I too late?
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Was Diggie waiting for her or had
he already left for Australia?
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Aren't you just dying to find out?
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Oh, you are dying?
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Okay, well then let's get to it, friend!
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Diggie?
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(Sighs)
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(Theme music playing)
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Better in stereo
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B... b... better
in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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Let's go
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I lace up my high tops
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Oh no
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Slam dunk, ready or not
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Yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
-
Holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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You dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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When you
say yea-ah-ah
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I say
no-oh-oh
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When you say stop
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All I want to do is go go go
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You you, the other half of me me
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The half I'll never be-e
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The half that drives me crazy
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You you, the better half of me me
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The half I'll always need
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But we both know
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We're better in stereo
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Hey, um...
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have you heard from Maddie?
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'Cause she's not answering her phone.
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How can you worry about
Maddie when my favorite show
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Linda and Heather, just finished its
season with an unresolved cliffhanger?
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Please come back!
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Without my favorite show, where
am I gonna get my drama fix?
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I need my drama!
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(Door opens)
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Hey.
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What happened with Diggie?
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He left.
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Diggie left.
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Maddie...
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I'm so sorry.
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(Sniffing)
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Do I smell drama?
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You know what?
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Maybe this one just wasn't meant to be.
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Yeah.
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I guess not.
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I mean... if the universe had wanted
me and Diggie to be together,
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Joey never would have been born
and he couldn't do stupid things!
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- Joey!
- Maddie!
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Maddie, I was trying to call you.
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Oh, that's so funny
'cause my phone is actually
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trapped inside a locker
that you knocked over, so...
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Okay, before you kick, bite, or
punch me, please just hear me out.
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Maddie, there's still a chance
that you could see Diggie
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before he leaves for Australia.
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Suddenly, I'm entertained.
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Diggie flew to Los Angeles first
where he has a really long layover.
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying that he doesn't leave for
Australia until tomorrow morning.
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So if we hop on a plane right
now, we can catch him in LA.
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Ooh, exotic locations?
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This just keeps getting better!
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Hold on, why would you be going?
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'Cause I didn't get to say goodbye
to Diggie either, Maddie!
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Okay.
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Maddie, you have to go.
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Okay, but what about Mom and Dad?
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It's not like they're just gonna
let me fly across the country.
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Then you just don't tell them.
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- Wha...
- I'm gonna cover for you.
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You go.
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Maddie, let's go.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Oh, um... you don't seriously
think you're gonna get through
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airport security dressed like that, do you?
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I'd rather take my chances
with them than with you.
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Morning, Liv.
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(Laughs)
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Why are you eating popcorn for breakfast?
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Because I'm waiting to see how you explain
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to Mom and Dad that last
night their kids flew
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across the country without permission.
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Good or bad, it's gonna
be great entertainment!
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That's gonna be easy.
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I'm just gonna tell the 'rents
that Maddie's upset about Diggie
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and wants to be alone all day in her room
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and only her twin sister is allowed in.
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Boom! Handled.
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Karen: Liv and Maddie,
could you come in here?
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Here we go!
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Hey!
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- Oh.
- What's up, Mom?
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So, where is Maddie?
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I wanna know what happened
with Diggie last night.
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Oh.
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Yeah, it's actually sad news.
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- He did leave for Australia.
- (Gasps)
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She is gonna need her momma.
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- Yes. Well, she is upstairs...
- Not in her room.
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- I checked.
- Oh.
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Right. No, not in her room.
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Um, she...
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is in the...
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- The kitchen.
- The kitchen.
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The kitchen?
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- The kitchen.
- Right.
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Oh, yeah. The kitchen. (Nervous laugh)
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Although, I don't really know why my
broken-hearted sister would be hiding
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away in the busiest room in the house.
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Well, she's cleaning the fridge.
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- She'll be at it all day.
- That's right. All d...
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All day?
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This is better than Linda and Heather.
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The characters do my bidding and my chores!
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Well, I'll go check on her.
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Okay... Oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Um, see, she still
needs just so much space.
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Oh.
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She said she could really
only handle seeing me, so...
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Oh.
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Does she need her kid brother, too?
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No. You've done quite enough.
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Well, I mean, what are we
gonna do about breakfast?
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Oh, Liv will get that.
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I gotta poop.
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I didn't really have to go,
but I had to get to the kitchen
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without Mom knowing.
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No one questions poop, yo.
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Did I miss anything? Did I miss anything?
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How am I supposed to keep Mom and
Dad out of the kitchen all day?
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I don't know, but I can't
wait for find out!
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Karen: Maddie, honey, it's your momma.
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How are you?
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She's fine, Mom!
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Karen: No, no, no.
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I need to hear it from her.
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Um...
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(Imitates Maddie) I'm fine, Mom!
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Thanks... dude!
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(As herself) Oh, Maddie,
Mom wants breakfast.
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(As Maddie) Doesn't she know that
I'm sad and I need to be alone?
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(As herself) She's just worried about you!
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(As Maddie) I know. I just...
I need my space.
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Karen: You take all the
time and space you need.
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Just know Momma loves you.
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(Phone rings)
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Hey, Becky! What's up?
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Liv, strap yourself in.
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The Bic has a career-making-
slap-your-own-face-if-you-miss-this opportunity.
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It's a superhero show called Voltage!
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Parker: Voltage?
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That's my favorite comic book.
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It's about a high school girl
who's struck by lightning.
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Zap! Bam!
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And she gets the power of electricity
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to save the universe and her high school.
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Hollywood wants you back, Liv.
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Becky, that sounds really great.
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But I do want to stay in Stevens Point
with my family for senior year.
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Okay, Liv.
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It's killing me, but I respect
your Midwestern, corn-fed values.
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Bye-bye from the Bic.
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You're gonna regret that.
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But not as much as you'll
regret cleaning out the crisper.
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(Thudding)
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(Sighs)
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(Sloshing)
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Hey, sorry, excuse me.
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Hi. Hello.
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Welcome to Hemispheric Air.
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My name is Vince.
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How can Vince help you?
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Um, so, Vince, I need to talk to a
passenger on the flight to Australia.
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Of course you do.
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And Vince would love to make that happen.
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Great. Thank you so much, Vince.
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Unfortunately, that
flight left two hours ago.
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What?
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Two hours ago?
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Are you not understanding me?
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Sometimes Vince isn't very clear.
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Would it help if film icon Morgan
Freeman explained it to you?
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(Gasps)
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(Imitates Morgan Freeman) She was a girl...
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racing cross country, meeting the one man
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who could provide her with
all the answers she needed.
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Unfortunately... she was as
lost as those little penguins
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marching across the Arctic...
or Antarctic.
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I'm never really sure which.
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This is the greatest airport ever!
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I'm sorry.
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I'm very confused.
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It is 9:25 and Joey said that flight 725
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is leaving at 10:38, so...
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(Computer beeps)
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Actually, flight 1038 left at 7:25.
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Would it cheer you up if funny-man
Adam Sandier stopped by?
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- (Gasps)
- No.
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(Imitates Adam Sandier) How
'bout we put a little smile
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on that face, little lady?
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You know why?
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Because nobody wants to
see you cry at the airport!
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(Laughs)
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Thank you, Vince.
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You have been very helpful.
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Unlike some people.
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- So...
- Mm-hmm?
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There is no possibly way
that we could have ever
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made it here before Diggie left?
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Uh... no.
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(Laughs)
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My bad. Ha.
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Whew.
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Okay, Maddie...
Maddie!
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Maddie, I know you're hurting,
so let Momma sing you something
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you used to love when you were little.
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This old man, he played one
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He played a knick knack on my thumb
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With a...
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Oh, Maddie, you feeling too sad to
do the "knick knack paddywhacks"?
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You used to love the "paddywhacks."
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Come on, Maddie.
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Whack those paddies.
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(Imitates Maddie)
With
a knick knack paddywhack
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Give a dog a bone
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This old man...
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-
Came rolling home
- Oh!
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Our little girl is gonna be okay.
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Whew. That was tense.
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I might just get away with this.
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Your performance is a tour de force!
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The greatest show not on TV.
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00:11:58,253 --> 00:12:01,989
But it needs an unexpected plot twist.
260
00:12:01,991 --> 00:12:04,225
- (Doorbell rings)
- Called it!
261
00:12:09,298 --> 00:12:10,195
Who's at the door?
262
00:12:10,226 --> 00:12:13,464
- (Running footsteps)
- Wait for me, wait for me!
263
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,041
(Gasps)
264
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,476
Liv: Diggie?
265
00:12:21,478 --> 00:12:25,046
I thought you were on
your way to Australia.
266
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,547
Say it.
267
00:12:26,549 --> 00:12:28,950
Say it.
268
00:12:28,952 --> 00:12:30,618
I came back for Maddie.
269
00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:31,986
Yeah, he did!
270
00:12:31,988 --> 00:12:33,054
Greatest show ever!
271
00:12:38,927 --> 00:12:41,095
Maddie will be thrilled to see you.
272
00:12:41,097 --> 00:12:42,430
She's been a wreck all day.
273
00:12:42,432 --> 00:12:44,999
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
274
00:12:45,001 --> 00:12:47,034
You cannot go in there.
275
00:12:47,036 --> 00:12:48,636
- Why not?
- Why?
276
00:12:48,638 --> 00:12:51,139
Yeah, Liv, why?
277
00:12:54,443 --> 00:12:59,213
Because we... have got a very
fragile little girl in there.
278
00:12:59,215 --> 00:13:05,353
I will take Diggie to Maddie
to facilitate the healing.
279
00:13:05,355 --> 00:13:08,956
Oh, you are a good sister.
280
00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:11,459
Oh, well, you have no idea.
281
00:13:14,630 --> 00:13:17,698
Well, today has been
emotionally exhausting.
282
00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,500
I'm gonna go take a nap.
283
00:13:19,502 --> 00:13:20,568
(Fake yawns)
284
00:13:25,474 --> 00:13:26,507
Where's Maddie?
285
00:13:26,509 --> 00:13:28,342
(Imitates Maddie) Oh, yay!
286
00:13:28,344 --> 00:13:31,312
Diggie, I'm so happy to see you!
287
00:13:31,314 --> 00:13:32,380
I'm Maddie!
288
00:13:32,382 --> 00:13:34,982
(As herself) Oh, Mom and Dad,
Maddie and Diggie are hugging!
289
00:13:34,984 --> 00:13:36,551
It's so sweet!
290
00:13:36,553 --> 00:13:38,252
Karen: Oh!
291
00:13:39,388 --> 00:13:40,421
I'm here!
292
00:13:40,423 --> 00:13:42,123
I'm here. You can start.
293
00:13:43,992 --> 00:13:45,426
What is going on?
294
00:13:45,428 --> 00:13:47,995
Maddie is in Los Angeles
trying to catch you.
295
00:13:47,997 --> 00:13:50,531
What? Wait, why didn't
she come see me at school?
296
00:13:50,533 --> 00:13:51,527
I was waiting for her.
297
00:13:51,558 --> 00:13:54,101
She tried really hard,
but Joey messed it up.
298
00:13:54,103 --> 00:13:55,436
Okay! See, so I knew it!
299
00:13:55,438 --> 00:13:57,171
- She wanted to see me.
- Yeah.
300
00:13:57,173 --> 00:14:00,241
And now you and Maddie are
2,000 miles apart, you big dummy.
301
00:14:00,243 --> 00:14:01,609
Hey!
302
00:14:01,611 --> 00:14:04,245
Don't call that sentimental fool a dummy.
303
00:14:06,181 --> 00:14:08,749
These crazy kids crossed
the country for each other.
304
00:14:08,751 --> 00:14:10,384
It's romantic.
305
00:14:15,612 --> 00:14:18,092
Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie,
Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie,
306
00:14:18,094 --> 00:14:21,162
Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, check it out.
307
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,531
I've gone native Angeleno.
308
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,500
So what you've been up to?
309
00:14:26,502 --> 00:14:28,135
I bought a ticket to Australia.
310
00:14:28,137 --> 00:14:29,437
You what?
311
00:14:29,439 --> 00:14:31,606
I know it sounds crazy, but I have to see
312
00:14:31,608 --> 00:14:33,207
Diggie face-to-face
and talk this out.
313
00:14:33,209 --> 00:14:35,309
And you are not coming,
'cause I'm not gonna give
314
00:14:35,311 --> 00:14:36,677
you another chance to mess this up.
315
00:14:36,679 --> 00:14:38,813
That's harsh, but wise.
316
00:14:38,815 --> 00:14:40,608
Okay, can I see your phone?
I need to tell Liv.
317
00:14:40,639 --> 00:14:41,139
Yeah.
318
00:14:41,783 --> 00:14:43,050
Thank you.
319
00:14:44,319 --> 00:14:45,586
- (Phone rings)
- Hello?
320
00:14:45,588 --> 00:14:48,823
Hey Liv, um, Diggie's not in LA,
so I'm gonna go to Australia.
321
00:14:48,825 --> 00:14:50,157
- Australia?
- (Phones beep)
322
00:14:50,159 --> 00:14:51,759
- Liv?
- (Phones beep)
323
00:14:51,761 --> 00:14:52,575
Maddie?
324
00:14:52,606 --> 00:14:55,830
- Ugh. I think their phone died.
- Okay. What did she say?
325
00:14:55,832 --> 00:14:57,331
She said she's going to Australia.
326
00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,200
- No!
- Yes!
327
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,068
Could this day get any better?
328
00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:03,204
(Doorbell)
329
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,439
If that's the National Guard
taking us to a safe zone
330
00:15:05,441 --> 00:15:08,776
to protect us from the zombie
apocalypse, I may just lose it!
331
00:15:10,679 --> 00:15:13,147
Karen: Becky Bicklehoff! What a surprise.
332
00:15:13,149 --> 00:15:14,181
Becky?
333
00:15:14,183 --> 00:15:15,416
What is she doing here?
334
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,520
I don't know what anyone is doing.
335
00:15:22,257 --> 00:15:25,226
Becky, hi.
336
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:30,197
What are you doing here in Stevens Point
and how did you get here so fast?
337
00:15:30,199 --> 00:15:32,566
My boyfriend has access to a Navy jet.
338
00:15:32,568 --> 00:15:34,702
But forget about that.
339
00:15:34,704 --> 00:15:38,572
Your awesome manager convinced
the producers of Voltage
340
00:15:38,574 --> 00:15:42,243
to shoot the show in Wisconsin!
341
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,644
- Really?
- Yes.
342
00:15:43,646 --> 00:15:45,246
They want me that badly?
343
00:15:46,648 --> 00:15:48,282
What'd I miss? What'd I miss?
344
00:15:48,284 --> 00:15:51,252
Your sister is going to sign this contract
345
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,454
and Hollywood is coming to Stevens Point.
346
00:15:53,456 --> 00:15:55,556
This is so exciting!
We have to tell Maddie!
347
00:15:55,558 --> 00:15:56,657
Oh, no! No, Mom!
348
00:15:56,659 --> 00:15:57,725
No.
349
00:15:59,895 --> 00:16:01,529
Where's Maddie?
350
00:16:01,531 --> 00:16:02,830
Um...
351
00:16:04,366 --> 00:16:06,667
(Imitates Maddie) I'm in the pantry, Mom!
352
00:16:09,705 --> 00:16:11,505
(Imitates Maddie) Bam! What?
353
00:16:14,209 --> 00:16:15,743
Liv does it better than I do.
354
00:16:18,313 --> 00:16:20,181
Liv.
355
00:16:20,183 --> 00:16:21,315
Where.
356
00:16:21,317 --> 00:16:22,550
Is.
357
00:16:22,552 --> 00:16:23,751
Maddie?
358
00:16:23,753 --> 00:16:25,786
Now!
359
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,390
Maddie.
360
00:16:29,392 --> 00:16:31,826
Is sort of.
361
00:16:33,762 --> 00:16:35,229
On her way.
362
00:16:35,231 --> 00:16:38,466
To Australia.
363
00:16:40,635 --> 00:16:41,936
Both: What?
364
00:16:41,938 --> 00:16:44,705
Hey, um, can we hit pause?
365
00:16:44,707 --> 00:16:46,607
This time, I really do
have to run to the bathroom
366
00:16:46,609 --> 00:16:48,289
and I don't want to miss a second of this.
367
00:16:54,282 --> 00:16:55,416
There are no flights.
368
00:16:55,418 --> 00:16:57,251
I can't get to LA till tomorrow.
369
00:16:57,253 --> 00:17:01,655
Well, I'm on hold with the airline, but
we are gonna find Maddie and make sure
370
00:17:01,657 --> 00:17:03,190
that she does not leave the country.
371
00:17:03,192 --> 00:17:07,261
And you, young lady, you are
grounded for ten years.
372
00:17:07,263 --> 00:17:11,298
I'm really sorry that I lied and
pretended to be Maddie all day.
373
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:12,600
(Gasps)
374
00:17:12,602 --> 00:17:14,468
Well, this is just hitting me now.
375
00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:17,204
You faked the "paddywhacks."
376
00:17:19,207 --> 00:17:20,875
I did.
377
00:17:20,877 --> 00:17:22,643
I'm a big fat fakey-whack.
378
00:17:22,645 --> 00:17:23,878
Oh...
379
00:17:26,281 --> 00:17:31,986
So... good time to discuss the
amazing deal that Bic got for you!
380
00:17:31,988 --> 00:17:35,322
You know, honestly, I'm really flattered,
381
00:17:35,324 --> 00:17:38,759
but I think it would be
very hard to do a TV show
382
00:17:38,761 --> 00:17:40,861
when I'm gonna be grounded for ten years.
383
00:17:40,863 --> 00:17:42,396
Parker: No!
384
00:17:42,398 --> 00:17:43,330
You have to let her do it!
385
00:17:43,332 --> 00:17:45,366
She was born to act.
386
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,767
Did you see what she pulled off today?
387
00:17:46,769 --> 00:17:49,970
It was funny, it was sad, it was dramatic.
388
00:17:49,972 --> 00:17:52,239
I binge-watched the entire day!
389
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:57,378
Oh, Liv, honey, is something
that you really want to do?
390
00:17:59,548 --> 00:18:02,583
It has been really
exciting to be acting again.
391
00:18:02,585 --> 00:18:04,452
Pete: Liv...
392
00:18:04,454 --> 00:18:06,687
(Clears throat)
393
00:18:06,689 --> 00:18:11,926
You are still in huge trouble...
but we're on board.
394
00:18:14,863 --> 00:18:17,898
Let's do a TV show in Stevens Point!
395
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:21,702
Becky: Let's sign this
contract and make it happen!
396
00:18:21,704 --> 00:18:24,438
- I'll get this back to LA.
- Okay.
397
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,573
Call you when I land, kid.
398
00:18:25,575 --> 00:18:26,874
Okay. Bye!
399
00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:28,509
Oh, Becky!
400
00:18:28,511 --> 00:18:29,910
I have one more favor to ask you.
401
00:18:42,858 --> 00:18:46,360
Is this crazy for me to go running
after Diggie to Australia like this?
402
00:18:46,362 --> 00:18:49,330
That's a tough one, Mads.
403
00:18:49,332 --> 00:18:54,301
But if the City of Angels has
taught me anything about life...
404
00:18:56,805 --> 00:18:59,874
it's that when the universe
wants you to move on, Maddie,
405
00:18:59,876 --> 00:19:01,742
it's gonna make you move on.
406
00:19:04,346 --> 00:19:05,379
Yeah.
407
00:19:07,349 --> 00:19:08,816
I guess I just feel like...
408
00:19:08,818 --> 00:19:11,585
if it's this much work to
get him to stay, then...
409
00:19:13,421 --> 00:19:14,855
maybe he's meant to go.
410
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,592
That can't be easy to say.
411
00:19:19,995 --> 00:19:21,328
Yeah.
412
00:19:23,765 --> 00:19:27,501
I still just really wish that
I had the chance to say goodbye.
413
00:19:32,407 --> 00:19:34,341
Yo! Is that Robert Downey Jr.?
414
00:19:34,343 --> 00:19:36,010
RDJ! RDJ!
415
00:19:37,512 --> 00:19:39,346
Thanks for the support!
416
00:19:45,954 --> 00:19:47,054
Maddie?
417
00:19:48,356 --> 00:19:49,390
Diggie?
418
00:19:49,392 --> 00:19:50,758
Hi!
419
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:54,028
- Hi!
- Hi!
420
00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:56,664
All right, I got you here. Good luck.
421
00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:59,900
RDJ! It's Becky B!
422
00:20:01,403 --> 00:20:02,803
Hi.
423
00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:05,105
Maddie, you flew all the way to LA for me?
424
00:20:05,107 --> 00:20:06,707
Yeah. Of course!
425
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:08,909
I mean, I had to see you before you left.
426
00:20:08,911 --> 00:20:10,511
But why are you here?
427
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:13,514
I thought you were way
on your way to Australia.
428
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,149
I had to see you.
429
00:20:16,751 --> 00:20:18,118
Maddie, listen...
430
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,453
I won't go.
431
00:20:19,455 --> 00:20:20,821
I will stay for you.
432
00:20:22,424 --> 00:20:23,958
Yeah, I know you would.
433
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,495
But I really do think that
you should go to Australia.
434
00:20:30,165 --> 00:20:32,700
'Cause I mean, it's your dream and...
435
00:20:32,702 --> 00:20:35,402
I don't want to be the one
that keeps you from that.
436
00:20:37,973 --> 00:20:39,406
What about us?
437
00:20:41,977 --> 00:20:43,510
I think...
438
00:20:43,512 --> 00:20:46,547
we're saying goodbye for now.
439
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:47,414
For now.
440
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:48,616
(Laughs nervously)
441
00:20:48,618 --> 00:20:49,850
You know?
442
00:20:51,553 --> 00:20:54,121
But I mean, we're still such good friends.
443
00:20:54,123 --> 00:20:55,522
Always.
444
00:20:55,524 --> 00:21:01,428
And... I guess I feel like...
whenever you get back...
445
00:21:01,430 --> 00:21:06,900
if we're meant to be more than that...
the universe is gonna let us know that.
446
00:21:08,803 --> 00:21:10,604
You're right.
447
00:21:10,606 --> 00:21:11,939
It will.
448
00:21:14,476 --> 00:21:16,210
I guess I'm going to Australia.
449
00:21:16,212 --> 00:21:17,878
Yeah, I guess you are.
450
00:21:22,584 --> 00:21:27,521
There's one more thing that I
really wanna do before you leave.
451
00:21:27,523 --> 00:21:30,557
Yeah, I think it's the same thing
I wanna do before I leave.
452
00:21:30,559 --> 00:21:31,458
(Laughs nervously)
453
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,465
Diggie!
454
00:21:38,467 --> 00:21:40,634
Oh, hey, guys!
455
00:21:40,636 --> 00:21:42,536
Guess what, dude?
456
00:21:42,538 --> 00:21:44,605
I just met Robert Downey Jr.!
457
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:45,375
(Airport intercom beeps)
458
00:21:45,406 --> 00:21:47,265
Vince: (Imitates Morgan
Freeman) This is Morgan Freeman,
459
00:21:47,296 --> 00:21:49,877
letting you know flight
241 to Milwaukee, Wisconsin
460
00:21:49,879 --> 00:21:51,812
is now boarding at gate 12.
461
00:21:51,814 --> 00:21:54,248
For the record, it's not
actually Morgan Freeman,
462
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:57,051
but the flight to Milwaukee
is boarding none the less.
463
00:21:59,788 --> 00:22:01,255
That's our flight home.
464
00:22:01,257 --> 00:22:02,690
Oh, yeah? You're coming with me?
465
00:22:02,692 --> 00:22:03,857
Awesome. Good.
466
00:22:03,859 --> 00:22:06,093
I do not have a book, my phone is dead,
467
00:22:06,095 --> 00:22:08,162
and I want to talk about Robert Downey Jr.
468
00:22:08,164 --> 00:22:10,230
The whole way home.
469
00:22:10,232 --> 00:22:13,067
He is a great hugger.
470
00:22:13,069 --> 00:22:14,234
Let me reenact it for you guys.
471
00:22:14,236 --> 00:22:15,736
He was like, "Come here, Joseph,"
472
00:22:15,738 --> 00:22:17,805
and he brought me in real close.
473
00:22:17,807 --> 00:22:18,972
Yeah.
474
00:22:18,974 --> 00:22:22,576
Ah, is there any better way to say goodbye?
475
00:22:22,578 --> 00:22:24,611
Well, bye, Diggie.
476
00:22:24,613 --> 00:22:26,780
Bye, Joey.
477
00:22:26,782 --> 00:22:29,616
- (Airport intercom beeps)
- Vince: Call for flight 389 to Sydney.
478
00:22:29,618 --> 00:22:31,151
Now boarding at gate 33.
479
00:22:31,153 --> 00:22:32,920
Both: I'm that way.
480
00:22:36,891 --> 00:22:38,258
(Melancholy music playing)
481
00:22:42,831 --> 00:22:43,897
(Laughs)
482
00:22:59,614 --> 00:23:00,948
Hey, Maddie!
483
00:23:00,950 --> 00:23:02,549
Hey, Joey! Welcome home!
484
00:23:06,287 --> 00:23:08,555
Oh, did I wake you, Mom and Dad?
485
00:23:08,557 --> 00:23:12,726
Sorry, but look who's home from an
unauthorized trip across the country.
486
00:23:14,696 --> 00:23:16,730
I'll just be over here by the popcorn.
487
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:21,568
Maddie, we need to talk.
488
00:23:21,570 --> 00:23:23,704
I know, and before you guys say anything,
489
00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:26,774
let me just say that I am really,
really, really, really sorry.
490
00:23:26,776 --> 00:23:29,977
You're also really,
really, really grounded.
491
00:23:29,979 --> 00:23:31,612
Totally fair.
492
00:23:31,614 --> 00:23:32,579
What I did was wrong.
493
00:23:34,849 --> 00:23:36,683
What about me?
494
00:23:36,685 --> 00:23:38,118
What about you?
495
00:23:39,254 --> 00:23:41,655
- Am I grounded?
- Why? You didn't do anything.
496
00:23:41,657 --> 00:23:43,123
What?
497
00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:45,259
Really? I don't believe this!
498
00:23:45,261 --> 00:23:50,697
I am offended, I am hurt, and I
am tired, and I am going to bed!
499
00:23:54,002 --> 00:23:56,670
Best TV show ever!
500
00:23:58,706 --> 00:24:00,067
Parker: No one questions poop, yo.
501
00:24:00,117 --> 00:24:04,667
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