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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:01,270 --> 00:00:03,939 Okay, move it. Move it, move it. 3 00:00:03,941 --> 00:00:07,175 This is not a drill. Special assembly! Special assembly! 4 00:00:10,613 --> 00:00:13,281 Diggy and I broke up, um, because he decided 5 00:00:13,283 --> 00:00:15,350 to be a foreign exchange student... (Sad chuckle) 6 00:00:15,352 --> 00:00:18,520 Uh, since then we haven't really seen each other much, 7 00:00:18,522 --> 00:00:20,355 but, I mean, we're still great friends. 8 00:00:20,357 --> 00:00:23,225 Conversation just kinda flows like it used to. 9 00:00:23,227 --> 00:00:24,626 (Chuckles) 10 00:00:24,628 --> 00:00:26,762 - Uh... - (Clicks tongue) 11 00:00:29,799 --> 00:00:32,934 - Great chat. Such a good chat. - Yeah, totally. Great. 12 00:00:32,936 --> 00:00:34,770 - Go, porcu... pines. - Pork... 13 00:00:35,705 --> 00:00:37,572 Karen: All right, let's go, people! 14 00:00:37,574 --> 00:00:39,908 One, two, three, eyes on me. 15 00:00:39,910 --> 00:00:42,811 Four, five, six, shut your faces! 16 00:00:45,581 --> 00:00:46,948 - (Clears throat) - Last weekend, 17 00:00:46,950 --> 00:00:49,818 I had a run-in with a wild porcupine. 18 00:00:49,820 --> 00:00:53,355 Because of that, I will not be sitting down any time soon. 19 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:55,257 - (Chuckles, snorts) - (Giggles) 20 00:00:57,326 --> 00:00:59,027 They're really cute, but they're killers. 21 00:00:59,029 --> 00:01:01,296 Yeah, that's why the porcupine's our mascot. 22 00:01:01,298 --> 00:01:02,864 Was your mascot. 23 00:01:03,966 --> 00:01:08,236 We have a new one, which honors our proud Wisconsin heritage. 24 00:01:08,238 --> 00:01:12,441 I introduce the Ridgewood butter! 25 00:01:12,443 --> 00:01:14,276 (Gasps) 26 00:01:14,977 --> 00:01:16,611 - (Mouths) - Maddie: What?! 27 00:01:16,613 --> 00:01:17,913 - Mm-hmm. - The butter? 28 00:01:17,915 --> 00:01:20,615 That's so dumb. We're the porcupines. 29 00:01:20,617 --> 00:01:22,918 Yeah, you can't just take Paulie. 30 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,687 - He's part of our family. - This is a travesty. 31 00:01:25,689 --> 00:01:28,356 I just finished hand-knitting my Paulie sweater. 32 00:01:32,328 --> 00:01:34,429 The angry human, leprechaun-dude is right. 33 00:01:34,431 --> 00:01:36,331 Butter's no kind of mascot. 34 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:39,634 A decision's been made and the porcupine is out! 35 00:01:39,636 --> 00:01:42,304 Meet Bobby butter stick! 36 00:01:42,306 --> 00:01:44,005 Whoo! Hey! 37 00:01:44,007 --> 00:01:45,974 Ridgewood! Butter! 38 00:01:45,976 --> 00:01:47,843 Ridgewood! Butter! 39 00:01:47,845 --> 00:01:50,479 - Whoo! (Laughs) - (Booing) 40 00:01:50,481 --> 00:01:54,716 Oh, come on, people. Where's your school spirit? 41 00:01:54,718 --> 00:01:57,018 Turn those boos into boo-tter. 42 00:01:57,020 --> 00:02:00,922 - (Booing continues) - (Theme music plays) 43 00:02:00,924 --> 00:02:04,326 Better in stereo, b-b-better in stereo 44 00:02:04,328 --> 00:02:06,795 - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go 45 00:02:06,797 --> 00:02:08,663 - I lace up my high tops - Oh, no 46 00:02:08,665 --> 00:02:10,966 - slam dunk - Ready or not 47 00:02:10,968 --> 00:02:13,301 yeah, show me what you got 48 00:02:13,303 --> 00:02:15,036 - I'm under the spotlight - Hollah 49 00:02:15,038 --> 00:02:17,405 I dare you, come on and follow 50 00:02:17,407 --> 00:02:19,841 you dance to your own beat 51 00:02:19,843 --> 00:02:21,610 I'll sing the melody 52 00:02:21,612 --> 00:02:25,981 when you say yeah-ah-ah, I say no-oh-oh 53 00:02:25,983 --> 00:02:27,716 when you say stop... 54 00:02:28,651 --> 00:02:30,418 All I want to do is go, go, go 55 00:02:30,420 --> 00:02:33,822 you, you, the other half of me, me 56 00:02:33,824 --> 00:02:35,590 the half I'll never be-e 57 00:02:35,592 --> 00:02:38,994 the half that drives me crazy 58 00:02:38,996 --> 00:02:42,097 you, you, the better half of me, me 59 00:02:42,099 --> 00:02:44,966 the half I'll always need 60 00:02:44,968 --> 00:02:48,503 but we both know we're better in stereo. 61 00:02:51,874 --> 00:02:54,109 Home alone. 62 00:02:54,111 --> 00:02:55,810 House to ourselves. 63 00:02:55,812 --> 00:02:58,079 Yeah, we make the rules today. 64 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:01,016 It's gonna get crazy! 65 00:03:02,785 --> 00:03:05,720 Hey, do you have any coasters? 66 00:03:05,722 --> 00:03:09,524 Do you not understand the meaning of "crazy"? 67 00:03:10,726 --> 00:03:14,237 Parker's school is off today. He's home alone, but I trust him. 68 00:03:14,268 --> 00:03:17,132 Mom is checking in every five minutes. 69 00:03:17,134 --> 00:03:18,381 (Phone vibrates, rings) 70 00:03:18,412 --> 00:03:20,765 (Ringing) -Make that every three minutes. 71 00:03:22,038 --> 00:03:29,411 I don't have coasters, but I do have the cloud-inator 9000. 72 00:03:29,413 --> 00:03:31,947 (Machine whirs) 73 00:03:31,949 --> 00:03:33,515 Whoa! 74 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:35,383 A new robot? 75 00:03:35,385 --> 00:03:37,919 Parker, what did I do to deserve you? 76 00:03:38,988 --> 00:03:44,960 This machine will create a rain shower right here in this living room. 77 00:03:44,962 --> 00:03:46,628 Why would we want that? 78 00:03:46,630 --> 00:03:52,133 Because we both love tomatoes, but hate store prices. 79 00:03:53,669 --> 00:03:55,470 Take that, grocery man. 80 00:03:58,140 --> 00:04:00,508 Time to make it rain. 81 00:04:00,510 --> 00:04:01,843 (Cranking) 82 00:04:08,584 --> 00:04:11,152 (Thunder booms) 83 00:04:16,726 --> 00:04:17,926 - Oh, dear. - (Thunder crashes) 84 00:04:17,928 --> 00:04:20,562 Shut it down. Shut it down! 85 00:04:22,565 --> 00:04:24,165 (Frightened squeals) 86 00:04:25,434 --> 00:04:26,935 (Glass breaks) 87 00:04:26,937 --> 00:04:28,036 (Wind rushes) 88 00:04:29,639 --> 00:04:31,106 (Sizzling) 89 00:04:32,108 --> 00:04:34,542 That was so cool! 90 00:04:35,645 --> 00:04:37,479 Only three people could make lightening: 91 00:04:37,481 --> 00:04:41,182 Mother nature, Thor, and my homey Dr. P. 92 00:04:43,619 --> 00:04:45,153 B-u-t, t-e-r! 93 00:04:45,155 --> 00:04:47,922 (Chants) Butter is the best by far... 94 00:04:47,924 --> 00:04:49,024 (Squeaks) 95 00:04:51,961 --> 00:04:54,596 No, who destroyed our mascot? 96 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:57,599 Last night, the enemies of butter struck. 97 00:04:59,201 --> 00:05:01,903 This was all that they left! 98 00:05:02,972 --> 00:05:07,108 We need to find out what t.R.S.P. Stands for. 99 00:05:07,110 --> 00:05:11,046 I know exactly what t.R.S.P. Stands for. 100 00:05:11,048 --> 00:05:13,014 Team Rooney ski patrol. 101 00:05:13,016 --> 00:05:15,517 Our family went on a ski trip last winter 102 00:05:15,519 --> 00:05:18,219 and mom made us all matching beanies. 103 00:05:21,524 --> 00:05:23,658 It was definitely a Rooney. 104 00:05:23,660 --> 00:05:24,859 A Rooney did this! 105 00:05:24,861 --> 00:05:26,561 Not me, though. (Chuckles) 106 00:05:26,563 --> 00:05:29,931 I was cutting the ribbon at the new stop-and-shop dairy aisle. 107 00:05:30,866 --> 00:05:36,137 All the Rooneys are suspects, except for you, you beautiful little rat. 108 00:05:36,139 --> 00:05:37,972 (Giggles) 109 00:05:37,974 --> 00:05:41,142 I'm gonna be honest. I wish I didn't enjoy that as much as I did. 110 00:05:41,144 --> 00:05:42,510 Bop! 111 00:05:44,814 --> 00:05:46,247 (Dramatic music plays) 112 00:05:46,249 --> 00:05:50,085 Last night I left the school at 7:00 for my mani-pedi. 113 00:05:50,087 --> 00:05:54,289 When I returned at 9:00 pm to change out of my flip-flops, 114 00:05:54,291 --> 00:05:57,926 the Ridgewood butter had been vandalized. 115 00:05:57,928 --> 00:06:00,729 This was at the scene of the crime! 116 00:06:02,565 --> 00:06:04,299 I need alibis from each of you. 117 00:06:10,973 --> 00:06:12,307 Where were you last night? 118 00:06:13,642 --> 00:06:15,643 Pete and I were at a cooking class. 119 00:06:18,981 --> 00:06:21,149 Me?! (Chuckles) 120 00:06:21,151 --> 00:06:24,152 You think I'm capable of vandalism? 121 00:06:24,154 --> 00:06:26,988 I've watched a pack of butterflies peck a man to death. 122 00:06:26,990 --> 00:06:28,923 Who knows what you're capable of, sugarplum. 123 00:06:30,559 --> 00:06:32,160 Cooking class wasn't even my idea. 124 00:06:32,162 --> 00:06:35,163 We got a gift card in the mail. 125 00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:39,734 Uh, okay, well, I didn't do it, 126 00:06:39,736 --> 00:06:41,603 but I can't really tell you where I was. (Chuckles) 127 00:06:41,605 --> 00:06:44,005 Well, well, then you're free to leave. 128 00:06:44,007 --> 00:06:47,175 - Sick! - Sit back down! 129 00:06:48,344 --> 00:06:50,612 - Answer the question! - Okay. 130 00:06:50,614 --> 00:06:52,080 Um, okay, uh... 131 00:06:52,082 --> 00:06:53,214 I was... 132 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:55,784 Yodeling. 133 00:06:55,786 --> 00:06:58,153 (Laughs, snorts) 134 00:06:59,255 --> 00:07:01,756 (Exaggerated accent) We made paella. 135 00:07:03,893 --> 00:07:05,333 I was gonna have it for lunch today, 136 00:07:10,166 --> 00:07:11,733 solid alibi. 137 00:07:13,102 --> 00:07:14,702 A little skimpy on the shrimpy. 138 00:07:16,138 --> 00:07:18,673 All right, fine! I'll talk. 139 00:07:18,675 --> 00:07:21,109 I wasn't yodeling by myself. 140 00:07:21,111 --> 00:07:22,877 I was yodeling with... 141 00:07:22,879 --> 00:07:24,712 (Sighs) 142 00:07:24,714 --> 00:07:27,148 - With Artie. - (Gasps) 143 00:07:28,207 --> 00:07:29,447 - Where were you? - Not telling. 144 00:07:29,453 --> 00:07:31,853 - Where were you? Where were you? - Not telling. Not telling. 145 00:07:31,855 --> 00:07:32,954 - Where were you?! - Not telling! 146 00:07:32,956 --> 00:07:36,224 - Pie-ella? - Oh, no, no, no, no. 147 00:07:36,226 --> 00:07:38,059 (Exaggerated accent) Paella. 148 00:07:39,295 --> 00:07:41,129 Yodeling's really great for my voice. 149 00:07:41,131 --> 00:07:44,199 And Artie's, like, weirdly amazing at it. 150 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:48,102 Last night, Artie and I were rehearsing. 151 00:07:48,104 --> 00:07:50,371 And we were wearing blindfolds to help us visualize 152 00:07:50,373 --> 00:07:52,674 the lush, green hills of Switzerland. 153 00:07:54,042 --> 00:07:55,643 It seriously worked. (Nervously giggles) 154 00:07:55,645 --> 00:07:57,912 I smelled cow and strudel. 155 00:07:57,914 --> 00:08:00,415 Then I guess you'll have no problem proving your story 156 00:08:00,417 --> 00:08:03,117 by yodeling with Artie before tonight's game. 157 00:08:03,119 --> 00:08:05,386 (All gasp) 158 00:08:05,388 --> 00:08:07,121 I am not telling! 159 00:08:07,123 --> 00:08:10,391 Give me an alibi or your suspended from tonight's game. 160 00:08:10,393 --> 00:08:12,727 - (Gasps) - What?! 161 00:08:12,729 --> 00:08:14,996 No! It's the first game of the state tournament! 162 00:08:14,998 --> 00:08:16,364 Pete: Maddie, we need you in that game. 163 00:08:16,366 --> 00:08:19,400 - Tell her where you were! - I just can't! Okay?! 164 00:08:19,402 --> 00:08:23,805 Until you prove differently, say bye-bye to b-ball. 165 00:08:25,274 --> 00:08:26,374 (Clears throat) 166 00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:29,177 Yodelay-hee-hoo 167 00:08:31,847 --> 00:08:34,249 Oh. (Laughs) 168 00:08:34,251 --> 00:08:37,285 Sorry, just trying to break up some of the tension. 169 00:08:37,287 --> 00:08:38,720 (Laughs) 170 00:08:50,766 --> 00:08:52,100 Joey, what are you doing? 171 00:08:52,102 --> 00:08:54,135 The school needs a mascot. 172 00:08:54,137 --> 00:08:58,139 And I, Bobby butter stick, will be that mascot. 173 00:08:59,308 --> 00:09:02,343 Yeah, dude, you're butter, not Batman. 174 00:09:04,146 --> 00:09:05,880 For now. (Chuckles) 175 00:09:05,882 --> 00:09:08,983 So returning to the scene of your crime? 176 00:09:08,985 --> 00:09:12,186 (Scoffs) I keep telling you I didn't do it, 177 00:09:12,188 --> 00:09:15,023 but I need to figure out who did so I can play in tonight's game. 178 00:09:15,025 --> 00:09:17,992 I just have literally no idea who would do something like this. 179 00:09:17,994 --> 00:09:18,774 Hmm. 180 00:09:18,805 --> 00:09:21,896 Oh, hey! Dump truck, you're a dirt bag. 181 00:09:21,898 --> 00:09:24,198 Whoa. 182 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,200 That's a very derogatory term. 183 00:09:26,202 --> 00:09:28,369 I prefer to be known as a shady American. 184 00:09:30,039 --> 00:09:32,040 So did you vandalize the mascot? 185 00:09:32,042 --> 00:09:35,843 Nah, all my vandalisms have a certain level of pizazz. 186 00:09:35,845 --> 00:09:40,014 Milk bombing the talent show, cake batter in the water fountains, 187 00:09:40,016 --> 00:09:41,282 diarrhea Tuesdays. 188 00:09:43,085 --> 00:09:45,153 They all say "class." 189 00:09:45,155 --> 00:09:47,355 Ugh, yeah, no, you're right. 190 00:09:47,357 --> 00:09:51,025 You are way too small-time to pull off something this sophisticated. 191 00:09:51,027 --> 00:09:52,427 Whoa, hey, yo! 192 00:09:54,129 --> 00:09:56,864 Those words cut deep. I may project a tough exterior, 193 00:09:56,866 --> 00:09:58,132 but I am a very sensitive soul. 194 00:10:00,169 --> 00:10:01,970 (Scoffs) Okay. 195 00:10:01,972 --> 00:10:05,940 Well, if he didn't do it, who did? 196 00:10:05,942 --> 00:10:09,177 You're forgetting the most important piece of evidence, Maddie. 197 00:10:09,179 --> 00:10:11,079 - What's that? - You did it! 198 00:10:18,854 --> 00:10:22,924 Okay, uh, I know it looks bad, but I didn't do it. 199 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,952 I mean, Joey, someone must have framed me. 200 00:10:24,983 --> 00:10:28,893 Well, that only happens if someone has an ex-boyfriend with an axe to grind. 201 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:31,933 (Gasps) 202 00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:35,970 An ex-boyfriend with an axe to grind! 203 00:10:35,972 --> 00:10:38,306 Are you saying diggy did this? 204 00:10:38,308 --> 00:10:42,176 Uh, no, I'm pretty sure you're saying diggy did this. 205 00:10:42,178 --> 00:10:44,812 You're right, I am! 206 00:10:46,215 --> 00:10:48,249 Hey, hey, hey, what'd I tell you? Hey, stop. 207 00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:51,519 I'm letting this thing loose in the cafeteria. 208 00:10:51,521 --> 00:10:52,920 Yeah, is that good enough for you? 209 00:10:52,922 --> 00:10:55,023 Okay. (Smacks lips) 210 00:10:59,428 --> 00:11:02,030 Artie, this performance has to be perfect 211 00:11:02,032 --> 00:11:03,898 if I'm gonna be cleared as a suspect. 212 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:06,100 Fret not, fraulein. 213 00:11:06,102 --> 00:11:10,104 Our fans will finally see us together in front of the whole school together! 214 00:11:10,106 --> 00:11:12,306 Did I say together? I meant as one. 215 00:11:14,309 --> 00:11:17,311 Ugh! Stop being so Artie, Artie. 216 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:21,949 I'm just... I'm having a really hard time with my high... hee-hoo's 217 00:11:21,951 --> 00:11:24,218 No, no, no, no. Half donkey, half owl. 218 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:25,319 Hee-hoo 219 00:11:27,122 --> 00:11:29,057 (Brays) 220 00:11:29,059 --> 00:11:31,125 - Oh, that was pretty good. - Really? 221 00:11:31,127 --> 00:11:33,494 We don't want pretty good! We want perfect! 222 00:11:36,965 --> 00:11:39,067 Hee-hoo 223 00:11:39,069 --> 00:11:40,568 (Clicks tongue) hee-hoo 224 00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:43,271 Um, 'cause no. 225 00:11:45,441 --> 00:11:46,941 But I have a solution. 226 00:11:48,210 --> 00:11:49,343 Swiss chocolate! 227 00:11:49,345 --> 00:11:52,480 It opens the esophagus and provides the proper amount of phlegm. (Hacks) 228 00:11:54,249 --> 00:11:55,349 (Nervous chuckle) 229 00:11:58,487 --> 00:12:01,122 - Mm-hmm. - Yodel forth, my alpine aphrodite. 230 00:12:01,124 --> 00:12:02,957 Okay. 231 00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:06,194 Yodelay-hee-hoo, yodelay-hee-hoo 232 00:12:06,196 --> 00:12:07,662 Yodelay-hee-hooo 233 00:12:07,664 --> 00:12:09,130 - (Gasps) - Mm-hmm. 234 00:12:09,132 --> 00:12:10,131 The Swiss chocolate really worked. 235 00:12:10,133 --> 00:12:12,200 Can't miss with the Swiss, girl. 236 00:12:12,202 --> 00:12:13,267 (Laughs) 237 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:21,109 I think we just about fixed it. 238 00:12:21,111 --> 00:12:23,578 Where'd you get all the chair material from? 239 00:12:23,580 --> 00:12:26,147 Oh, it's my newest invention, "Parker patches," 240 00:12:26,149 --> 00:12:28,282 made from old underwear and banana peels. 241 00:12:29,585 --> 00:12:33,187 Now, just a little more Parker paste over here. 242 00:12:34,256 --> 00:12:35,656 And we're done. 243 00:12:35,658 --> 00:12:38,226 Ah, nice work, Dr. P. 244 00:12:39,161 --> 00:12:41,295 Ahh, my tush is feeling this cush. 245 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,968 And now my tush is feeling stuck. 246 00:12:48,704 --> 00:12:50,171 I can't get... 247 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:57,111 - Up close and personal. - Mm-hmm. 248 00:12:58,547 --> 00:13:01,616 (Sniffs) Did you start wearing cologne? 249 00:13:03,218 --> 00:13:05,219 The ladies enjoy it. 250 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:13,995 Joey: Ooh, there's diggy. 251 00:13:13,997 --> 00:13:15,963 Now, if you want to play in the state tournament tonight, 252 00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:17,398 you have to interrogate him. 253 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,268 What? No. Joey, diggy didn't do it. 254 00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:22,670 Oh, I get it. 255 00:13:22,672 --> 00:13:24,572 You're scared to talk to your ex-boo. 256 00:13:24,574 --> 00:13:26,974 (Laughs) Don't worry, babe. 257 00:13:26,976 --> 00:13:28,543 Bobby butter stick's got your back. 258 00:13:28,545 --> 00:13:30,645 Why? What? No, what are you doing? 259 00:13:30,647 --> 00:13:32,580 - (Grunts) - No! 260 00:13:36,585 --> 00:13:40,188 Diggy, my man, what's up? Anything new? 261 00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:43,391 Oh, and where were you last night when someone vandalized the butter?! 262 00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:46,627 Ow. 263 00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:50,198 I was playing basketball in the park. 264 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,201 Oh, okay, were you with anybody else? 265 00:13:53,203 --> 00:13:55,236 No, I was by myself. 266 00:13:55,238 --> 00:13:58,339 (Chuckles) So no one was there to vouch for you. 267 00:13:58,341 --> 00:14:00,374 Dun, dun, duh! 268 00:14:03,078 --> 00:14:05,646 He did it. He's got a tell. 269 00:14:05,648 --> 00:14:08,449 When he's lying, his eyes get extra smoldery. 270 00:14:08,451 --> 00:14:10,184 - Ugh! - Yeah, come on. 271 00:14:10,186 --> 00:14:12,153 Let's go tell Kneebauer and get you cleared to play. 272 00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,221 No, we're not doing that! 273 00:14:14,189 --> 00:14:15,429 I know that diggy didn't do it. 274 00:14:17,226 --> 00:14:20,027 (Exhales) So last night I went out on my run. 275 00:14:20,029 --> 00:14:22,797 And I happened to see that he was shooting hoops in the park 276 00:14:22,799 --> 00:14:26,767 so I just decided to hide behind a tree and watch him for a couple minutes. 277 00:14:26,769 --> 00:14:29,537 Well, that is super weird. 278 00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:33,341 But still, I mean, he could have done it after you left. 279 00:14:33,343 --> 00:14:35,243 Yeah... 280 00:14:35,245 --> 00:14:38,246 A couple minutes turned into, like, a couple hours. 281 00:14:39,281 --> 00:14:43,217 Oh, you want to get back together. 282 00:14:43,219 --> 00:14:45,152 No! I don't! 283 00:14:45,154 --> 00:14:46,721 And besides, it's not gonna happen. 284 00:14:46,723 --> 00:14:49,190 I mean, he's going to Australia. 285 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,325 All right, all right, whatever you say. 286 00:14:51,327 --> 00:14:53,527 Winkety, wink, wink, wink. 287 00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:58,232 Come on, let's go tell everyone your alibi. 288 00:14:58,234 --> 00:15:01,068 You were watching diggy from behind a tree for hours. 289 00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:03,571 No! Joey, we're not doing that! 290 00:15:03,573 --> 00:15:05,506 We're not gonna tell anyone that 'cause it's not an alibi 291 00:15:05,508 --> 00:15:06,774 'cause nobody saw me. 292 00:15:06,776 --> 00:15:08,743 Hey, Maddie. 293 00:15:08,745 --> 00:15:11,812 I saw you hiding behind a tree in the park for hours last night. 294 00:15:11,814 --> 00:15:15,149 Boom! Alibi! 295 00:15:15,151 --> 00:15:17,451 No, I don't want diggy to know I was there. 296 00:15:17,453 --> 00:15:20,655 We just have to find a clue so we can figure out who framed me. 297 00:15:21,623 --> 00:15:23,224 Yeah, you've got to find your perp. 298 00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:24,558 (Gasps) Wait! 299 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,193 "Perp" is the beginning of "purple," 300 00:15:26,195 --> 00:15:27,728 which is the color of our uniforms! 301 00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:29,664 Is that a clue?! 302 00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:31,699 No. Lacey, that is not a clue. 303 00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:33,301 I'm not even sure it's a thought. 304 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,670 What about the smudges on that beanie? 305 00:15:35,672 --> 00:15:38,239 - Is that a clue? - No, Lacey, that's not a clue. 306 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,241 Oh, wait, yes! That is so a clue! 307 00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:44,278 What is that? Is that... is that paint or blood? 308 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,314 - I... I can't tell. - Whoever planted that beanie 309 00:15:46,316 --> 00:15:48,115 must have had that gunk on their hands. 310 00:15:48,117 --> 00:15:51,218 You figure out what those smudges are and you figure out who did this. 311 00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:53,821 (Sighs) I think this is a job for Dr. P. 312 00:15:53,823 --> 00:15:55,289 Oh. 313 00:15:56,858 --> 00:15:59,427 Superintendent Kneebauer's bumper. 314 00:15:59,429 --> 00:16:02,496 Does this meet your high standards, you vandal-snob? 315 00:16:10,001 --> 00:16:11,001 Parker, I need your help! 316 00:16:11,031 --> 00:16:12,907 Can you help me figure out what these smudges are? 317 00:16:12,909 --> 00:16:14,442 Thanks. 318 00:16:18,814 --> 00:16:22,850 Aren't you at least gonna ask how we got stuck to this chair? 319 00:16:22,852 --> 00:16:28,689 Uh, you built a cloud that shot a lightening bolt into mom's brand-new chair, 320 00:16:28,691 --> 00:16:30,291 which you then fixed with Parker paste, 321 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,892 which has now bonded your butts to the cushion and... 322 00:16:31,894 --> 00:16:34,328 (Inhales deeply) Reggie started wearing cologne. 323 00:16:37,265 --> 00:16:38,373 Both: Whoa. 324 00:16:38,404 --> 00:16:42,803 All right, now, please help me figure out what those smudges are 325 00:16:42,805 --> 00:16:44,238 before my game tips off. 326 00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:47,675 To the laboratory! 327 00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:53,280 You know, I am not loving that cologne. 328 00:16:53,282 --> 00:16:54,882 It isn't for you. 329 00:16:59,621 --> 00:17:02,456 Ridgewood! Butter! Ridgewood! 330 00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:05,226 - Butter! - (Crowd boos) 331 00:17:05,228 --> 00:17:07,495 (Booing, jeers) 332 00:17:10,699 --> 00:17:15,703 For tonight's game, for your listening enjoyment and to prove an alibi, 333 00:17:15,705 --> 00:17:18,973 I give you the Ridgewood yodeling club. 334 00:17:18,975 --> 00:17:21,342 (Cheers, applause) 335 00:17:33,255 --> 00:17:35,756 - (Snaps) - (Plays harmonica) 336 00:17:35,758 --> 00:17:38,759 - Yo... - Yo... 337 00:17:38,761 --> 00:17:41,362 Both: yodelay, yodelay, yodelay-hee-hoo 338 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,864 Yodelay, yodelay, yodelay-hee-hoo 339 00:17:43,866 --> 00:17:46,000 - Yodelay... - Yodelay... 340 00:17:46,002 --> 00:17:48,869 - (Yodeling continues) - Whoo! 341 00:17:48,871 --> 00:17:49,745 Maddie! 342 00:17:49,776 --> 00:17:53,240 I come to you not as a brother but as a mascot. 343 00:17:53,242 --> 00:17:54,842 This is the playoffs, dude. 344 00:17:54,844 --> 00:17:56,138 You worked all season for this moment. 345 00:17:56,169 --> 00:17:58,012 Just go tell Kneebauer you were watching diggy. 346 00:17:58,014 --> 00:18:00,081 (Yodeling continues) 347 00:18:01,817 --> 00:18:03,017 Ugh, man. Ha! 348 00:18:03,019 --> 00:18:04,985 I cannot believe I have to admit to this. 349 00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:07,555 I'm gonna be mortified. 350 00:18:07,557 --> 00:18:08,856 Okay. (Clears throat) 351 00:18:08,858 --> 00:18:10,925 No, it's okay. (Mumbles) 352 00:18:10,927 --> 00:18:12,526 Stay there. Just stay. 353 00:18:13,929 --> 00:18:16,564 (Yodeling continues) 354 00:18:16,566 --> 00:18:20,000 Superintendent Kneebauer, I have something that I need to tell you. 355 00:18:20,002 --> 00:18:22,336 Parker: Everyone, stop! 356 00:18:26,808 --> 00:18:28,909 After extensive testing, 357 00:18:28,911 --> 00:18:33,314 we determined that the smudges are chocolate of a Swiss origin. 358 00:18:33,316 --> 00:18:35,449 I figured it out because I licked it. 359 00:18:37,452 --> 00:18:39,353 So what did you need to tell me, Rooney? 360 00:18:41,022 --> 00:18:43,324 That I just solved the crime. 361 00:18:44,392 --> 00:18:46,527 I know who vandalized the mascot! 362 00:18:46,529 --> 00:18:48,028 It was... 363 00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:49,396 Artie smalls! 364 00:18:49,398 --> 00:18:51,599 (Gasping) Whoa! 365 00:18:51,601 --> 00:18:52,742 What? 366 00:18:52,773 --> 00:18:57,304 Artie set up a late-night yodeling practice with Liv yesterday. 367 00:18:57,306 --> 00:18:59,073 Maddie: He had her wear a blindfold 368 00:18:59,075 --> 00:19:01,976 to imagine the lush, green hills of Switzerland, 369 00:19:01,978 --> 00:19:04,645 but really it was so that he could sneak off. 370 00:19:04,647 --> 00:19:08,382 Yodelay-hee-hoo, yodelay-hee-hoo 371 00:19:08,384 --> 00:19:09,884 (Artie through phone): Do it again. 372 00:19:09,886 --> 00:19:11,819 Yodel like you mean it! 373 00:19:11,821 --> 00:19:13,454 Okay. 374 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,322 Yodelay-hee-hoo, yodelay-hee-hoo 375 00:19:15,324 --> 00:19:17,725 Yodelay, yodelay, yodelay-loo 376 00:19:17,727 --> 00:19:20,361 Again! Less donkey, more owl. 377 00:19:20,363 --> 00:19:21,680 Okay. (Clears throat) 378 00:19:21,711 --> 00:19:23,055 (Yodeling continues) 379 00:19:23,086 --> 00:19:25,633 And that's when Artie and his minions 380 00:19:25,635 --> 00:19:30,437 vandalized the butter, but he just couldn't keep his hands off the chocolate, 381 00:19:30,439 --> 00:19:31,839 Swiss chocolate. 382 00:19:31,841 --> 00:19:34,041 And that's when he planted the beanie... 383 00:19:35,377 --> 00:19:38,078 Which he created using his advanced knitting skills. 384 00:19:40,949 --> 00:19:45,953 And then made sure that the rest of my family all had alibis. 385 00:19:45,955 --> 00:19:48,522 Wait, so you were the one that tricked me 386 00:19:48,524 --> 00:19:50,558 into going to the dairy-aisle opening. 387 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,359 They called security. 388 00:19:52,361 --> 00:19:54,695 Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is 389 00:19:54,697 --> 00:19:57,031 to be butter, escorted out of a dairy aisle?! 390 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,801 My yodeling. 391 00:20:00,803 --> 00:20:03,537 - Our paella gift card. - No, no, no, no. 392 00:20:03,539 --> 00:20:05,406 (Nasally) Pie-yaaya. 393 00:20:08,443 --> 00:20:12,446 It was Artie in the hallway with the butter knife. 394 00:20:12,448 --> 00:20:14,014 Dun! Dun! Duh! 395 00:20:17,419 --> 00:20:20,821 A fun tale you weave, Madison. 396 00:20:20,823 --> 00:20:23,057 But no one will ever believe you. 397 00:20:23,059 --> 00:20:25,459 - I believe her. - (Joey gasps) 398 00:20:25,461 --> 00:20:27,394 Mostly because I don't like your face. 399 00:20:29,030 --> 00:20:32,566 My only question is why would you frame me? 400 00:20:32,568 --> 00:20:34,401 Why?! (Snaps) 401 00:20:35,804 --> 00:20:37,438 I'll tell you why. 402 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:41,709 Because you dumped my brother diggy! 403 00:20:43,878 --> 00:20:46,680 Hey, hold on a second here. 404 00:20:46,682 --> 00:20:48,682 Yous two's is brothers? 405 00:20:48,684 --> 00:20:51,085 - Obviously! - (Groans) Yeah. 406 00:20:51,087 --> 00:20:54,822 That plan was for the smalls brothers 407 00:20:54,824 --> 00:20:58,158 and the Rooney sisters to live happily ever after, 408 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,661 but now only Liv and I are a couple. 409 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,164 Because you broke my poor brother's heart. 410 00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,866 - I... I... - Artie. 411 00:21:05,868 --> 00:21:08,035 Maddie didn't dump me. I broke up with her. 412 00:21:09,971 --> 00:21:15,009 Also Liv Rooney and Artie smalls are not a couple! 413 00:21:15,011 --> 00:21:17,544 I repeat: Liv Rooney and Artie smalls 414 00:21:17,546 --> 00:21:20,648 will never be a couple! Thank you. 415 00:21:22,117 --> 00:21:24,218 You dumped her?! 416 00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:28,088 Why have you stopped sharing your life with me, dear brother? 417 00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:30,524 Because you stuff like this! 418 00:21:33,028 --> 00:21:37,765 Well, mom says I'm acting out because my role model keeps running off 419 00:21:37,767 --> 00:21:43,704 to foreign countries like Tundrabania and Australia, and... (Mumbles) 420 00:21:44,739 --> 00:21:46,473 Maddie, you can play in the game. 421 00:21:46,475 --> 00:21:47,775 Yes! 422 00:21:49,778 --> 00:21:52,212 Artie, you're mine. 423 00:21:52,214 --> 00:21:54,081 Minions, protect me! 424 00:21:55,684 --> 00:21:56,950 Oh, please. 425 00:22:01,122 --> 00:22:03,991 Suit up, mads. It's game time. 426 00:22:03,993 --> 00:22:07,828 Hey, mad-dog Rooney was born suited up! 427 00:22:10,999 --> 00:22:12,933 Bam! What?! 428 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,508 Yodelay-hee-hoo 429 00:22:21,510 --> 00:22:22,609 (Cries) 430 00:22:24,112 --> 00:22:26,513 (Sniffs) You missed a spot. 431 00:22:30,518 --> 00:22:32,519 Attention, everyone. Yeah. 432 00:22:32,521 --> 00:22:34,054 Listen up to me. 433 00:22:34,056 --> 00:22:36,023 Okay. Shut your faces! 434 00:22:37,058 --> 00:22:39,560 So in celebration 435 00:22:39,562 --> 00:22:44,264 of coach Rooney and the girls basketball team's first-round victory, 436 00:22:44,266 --> 00:22:49,103 superintendent Kneebauer has agreed to give us back our mascot. 437 00:22:50,305 --> 00:22:52,139 (Applause) 438 00:22:52,141 --> 00:22:54,174 Let's go, butter! 439 00:22:54,176 --> 00:22:55,642 Let's... oh. 440 00:22:56,544 --> 00:22:59,046 What... what's Paulie doing here, guys? 441 00:22:59,048 --> 00:23:01,181 Oops, I forgot to tell you. 442 00:23:01,183 --> 00:23:02,716 We're back to porcupines. 443 00:23:02,718 --> 00:23:05,152 What?! No. No, no, no. 444 00:23:05,154 --> 00:23:06,587 I'm Bobby butter stick! 445 00:23:06,589 --> 00:23:08,088 I burned all my other clothes. 446 00:23:08,090 --> 00:23:10,758 (Crowd boos) 447 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,593 - (Booing) - (Whimpers) 448 00:23:13,561 --> 00:23:15,028 Karen: Paella. 449 00:23:16,064 --> 00:23:17,131 (Boings) 450 00:23:17,181 --> 00:23:21,731 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33336

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