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Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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(Gasps)
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What on earth?
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Is that Joey's wallet?
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- Joey!
- (Vocalizing tune)
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You bellowed, mother?
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Why did you put your wallet in the toaster?
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Because I dropped it in the toilet.
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(Chuckles) How else am
I supposed to dry it?
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Oh.
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Joey is very intelligent, he's
acing college-level math,
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but he has some blind spots...
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cooking, cleaning and any basic life skill.
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I mean, this is his toothbrush.
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I buy him a new one every week.
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What does he do?
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Yes! It came!
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The information packet I requested from
California university of Los Gatos.
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California? Well, I know you're
starting to look at colleges,
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but that's so far away.
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Yeah, but they have one of the best
video game design programs in the nation.
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Hmm.
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And also, Los Gatos is
espanol for "the kitties."
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Joey, do you think you're
gonna be ready to just...
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Go off on your own?
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Mom, are you kidding?
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I'm ready now.
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- (Sizzling)
- Oh! Ow! Ooh, my hand! My hand! My hand!
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Ah! My heinie! My heinie! My heinie!
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(Theme music plays)
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Better in stereo
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b... b... better
in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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Let's go
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I lace up my high tops
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Oh no
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slam dunk
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Ready or not
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yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
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Holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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you dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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when you
say yea-ah-ah
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I say
no-oh-oh
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when you say stop
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all I want to do is go, go, go
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you, you, the other half of me, me
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the half I'll never be-e
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the half that drives me crazy
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you, you, the better half of me, me
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the half I'll always need
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but we both know
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we're better in stereo
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(Rock music plays)
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- (Laughter)
- Yay!
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Okay. Yay! Yay!
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What do we all think of our new song?
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And before any of you answer, know
that I totally think we crushed it,
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and I will very much judge you
harshly for not loving it equally.
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I love it, and not just
because you threatened me.
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(Laughs) Okay.
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I love it, too.
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Oh, and Andie's bass, when she was like...
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(Mimics bass playing)
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Holden, you're a weirdo,
but you're my weirdo.
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Oh.
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(Mimicking jet, gunfire)
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Red team leader! Red team leader!
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Stay on target! Stay on target!
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Uh... I'm filming a movie here, people.
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Move it or lose it!
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Whoa. What's with the super cool camera?
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Oh, the student film club is
making a movie about evil robots,
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and I happen to have recently built six.
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So, I let them borrow my robots,
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and they let me borrow a camera
and this super cool steadicam vest.
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I feel like mini iron man.
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(Laughs) Whoa!
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I just had a brain...
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(Mimics explosion) ...Splosion.
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We should use Parker and
his new super cool camera
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to help us shoot a music
video for our new song!
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No!
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A multi-media music film experience.
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Uhh...
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Or we could also just do the first thing.
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Let's just make a music video! Yay!
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(Laughs) We can shoot it in
my Uncle's old chalk factory.
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He went belly up, but
there was a time when,
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if you played hopscotch in Wisconsin,
you used my Uncle's chalk.
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You know what? It's rude to brag.
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Parker, will you film it for us?
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I'll do it if Andie rebuilds my bike.
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Sure, but what happened to it?
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Oh, one of my robots tore it apart.
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In hindsight, I probably should
not have made all my robots evil.
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Let's review the rules of engagement
for the battle of space station X.
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Aubrey, strike Artie in the neck.
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What? Ow!
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That is not a legal hit.
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Then why'd you make her do it?
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Because I hate your stupid neck.
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Aubrey, strike him in his stupid kneecap.
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Ow!
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Also not a legal hit!
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You know those really cool kids
you see in the park, dressed up,
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swinging foam swords at
each other, looking awesome?
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That's us, the Intergalactic
Council of Ridgewood high.
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You better recognize!
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Oh. (Chuckles)
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Hey, Intergalactic Council, looks like
you are working up quite an appetite
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with your dress-up games.
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I know Liv and Maddie are
gonna leave home before Joey,
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but he isn't prepared for the world.
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If I don't get him ready,
he'll never survive on his own.
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Do you know how long it took me
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to get him to stop eating
the wrapper on cheese?
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You know what might be fun?
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Learning how to boil
water and make noodles!
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No thanks, mom.
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Tomorrow we're going up against the
Intercosmic Federation of mid-city high...
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And the fate of space station
X hangs in the balance.
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Artie, stop completing my sentences.
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We don't want to make noodles...
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- We want to make war!
- Stop it!
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Hey, Ro-bat, is it legal
to poke someone in the eye?
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Demonstrate and we'll see.
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No. No. No. No. (Screams)
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- What's up, little man?
- Hey, Diggie.
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Whoa. You finally cut your weird
Tundrabanian hair-braidy thing.
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It's called a Harskabuben...
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And no, it got caught in a car door.
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Oh, that's hilar-skabuben.
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Hey, I know you broke up with Maddie,
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but we can still do stuff together, right?
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Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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So do you want to help
me make a video for...
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no.
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She's better off without you!
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Hey. Who's better off without who?
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Uh, I'm definitely not
better off without you
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helping me make a music
video for your dear twin Liv.
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What do you say? A little
brother-sister time?
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I have no one else. Please say yes.
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(Laughs) Yeah, I'd love to.
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Yes! Welcome aboard!
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Hey, if you get bossy, I walk.
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So, who wants to make a movie...
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I do! I do! (Clears throat)
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I do. Sign me up, little man.
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Seriously? Why the change of heart?
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(Scoffs) 'Cause you're my boy.
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That seemed suspicious,
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but I needed to move lighting
equipment, and he had a car,
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so one tall, mysterious
doofus... check.
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So, who else is signing up?
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Let's see, we got you, me...
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(Laughs) Maddie!
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Look at that, Maddie signed up.
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Wow. Cool. Totally unexpected.
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So why don't we all get
burritos and make a game plan.
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I'll tell you what, I'll get my
coat, you get Maddie. All right!
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Harska-bingo! Mystery solved.
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Diggie misses Maddie and wants to use
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my film crew as an excuse
to hang out with her.
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Oh! Good! Hi. You're still here.
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Um, I can't help you with your video.
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I just remembered that I committed to teach
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kindergarteners how to play basketball,
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and I think I technically
could've gotten out of it,
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but if you ditch little
kids, people judge you.
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Do I tell Diggie Maddie was out?
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Come on. You know me better than that.
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All right, let's do this.
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- Where's Maddie?
- Oh, Maddie can't, uh...
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Make it to burritos,
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but she'll totally catch up with us later.
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Really? You sure?
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Trust me, I'm your boy.
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(Squeals)
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Oh, your Uncle's factory is so awesome.
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Let's start talking video ideas.
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Ready, set, brainstorm.
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Okay, I have the perfect
idea for our video.
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Extreme water sports.
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It's the dream to extreme!
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How am I supposed to play
the bass on a jet ski?
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To the extreme!
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Is that gonna be your
answer for everything?
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To the extreme!
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Okay, you went first, so that's hard.
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How about this? In outer space,
the only sound is rock 'n' roll.
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We hook ourselves to wires
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and do the entire video
like we're in zero gravity.
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Sweet, huh?
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(Chuckles)
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Yeah, so see, as a former space werewolf,
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I think space is a little been
there, orbited that. You know?
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But here is an idea that
never goes out of style.
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Dang it! Wrong one.
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May I present to you...
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Love.
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May I present to you...
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Hate.
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(Chuckles) Okay.
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I thought this was an open forum for ideas.
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It is, it is, except when
the ideas are terrible!
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Unlike mine...
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The power of music.
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That looks like an ad
for a dentist's office.
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(Both laughing)
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Why? Because it's not...
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(Mockingly) To the extreme!
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(Laughs)
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Are you making fun of me? 'Cause that'd
be the biggest mistake you ever made.
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Oh. Okay. Guys, guys, guys.
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Calm down, all right?
Both of your terrible ideas
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are still better than Liv's.
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- Yeah.
- (Gasps)
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I will erase your giant mouth!
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Whoa, hold on! No, you won't.
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(Chattering)
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Okay, guys, the Intercosmic
Federation will attack at any moment.
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Intergalactic Council...
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Prepare for war!
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Stop doing that.
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- Should I hit him in the neck?
- I won't stop you.
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Ow!
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Never fear, Tristan Lycanth is here.
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I realized that the only way to
teach Joey the life skills he needs
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was to do it in a language
he could understand.
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And let's be honest, my
boy speaks fluent geek.
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Mom, what are you doing?
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Joining you in your
fight for space station X!
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- (Giggles)
- Uh, that's great,
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but this battle takes place
in the Nebulon galaxy where...
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- Nothing over 40 lives.
- (Scoffs)
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Well, you know what does live?
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Pesky body odor in a
polyester space outfit.
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It's a good thing I brought
my stain stick. Arms up.
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Let's learn how to pretreat these pits.
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Mom, quit it!
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- Hm-mmm.
- (Fanfare)
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Aubrey: The Intercosmic
Federation approaches!
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Ready your weapons.
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Could you...?
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- (Beeps)
- (Distorted) Ready your weapons.
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(Giggles)
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No, no. No, no, no. You just stay
back here where you'll be safe
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and where I will be less embarrassed.
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- Die, Intercosmic scum!
- (Yelling)
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- (Screaming)
- Karen: Wait!
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Karen: Wait! Wait!
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- Wait!
- (Continues screaming)
253
00:12:31,954 --> 00:12:34,289
(Chuckles, growls)
254
00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:37,959
Wouldn't it be better to
settle this disagreement
255
00:12:37,961 --> 00:12:40,362
by talking it out like mature adults?
256
00:12:40,364 --> 00:12:42,531
(Whining) Mom, you're ruining our battle.
257
00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:45,000
Oh, I don't think so. I don't think so. No.
258
00:12:45,002 --> 00:12:47,235
We are gonna use our words.
259
00:12:47,237 --> 00:12:50,472
Ro-bat, what do you have to say to...
260
00:12:50,474 --> 00:12:52,407
To sky zombie?
261
00:12:53,576 --> 00:12:56,278
- Sky zombie, you're not my enemy.
- Karen: Yes.
262
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:59,047
- I don't want to fight you.
- That's a real good start, Joey.
263
00:12:59,049 --> 00:13:01,349
- I want to fight her.
- What?
264
00:13:01,351 --> 00:13:03,919
- Attack!
- No!
265
00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:06,721
- (Kids yelling)
- Always clean behind your ears! No!
266
00:13:06,723 --> 00:13:08,356
Wait!
267
00:13:10,993 --> 00:13:13,962
Don't you dare erase my giant mouth!
268
00:13:13,964 --> 00:13:18,300
- I forbid it.
- (Guffaws) You forbid it?
269
00:13:18,302 --> 00:13:22,404
Okay, you are about one foot too
short to be my dad, Dippledorf.
270
00:13:23,439 --> 00:13:25,841
Liv, if you touch his
board, I'll erase Willow's.
271
00:13:25,843 --> 00:13:29,678
- (Gasps) Mine? Why?
- Because it's so dumb, it makes me mad.
272
00:13:31,347 --> 00:13:34,015
- My mom says that I'm still growing,
- (Scoffs)
273
00:13:34,017 --> 00:13:37,552
Nobody cares, Holden. Nobody cares.
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(All shouting)
275
00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:42,958
(Screeching)
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00:13:47,463 --> 00:13:49,331
You all know me.
277
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:53,468
I can help you make this video, but...
278
00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:54,836
You're rowing one boat
279
00:13:54,838 --> 00:13:57,539
(Emphatically) In four
different directions.
280
00:13:58,608 --> 00:14:00,375
Get your band in order.
281
00:14:00,377 --> 00:14:03,612
In the meantime, Diggie and
I are going for pancakes!
282
00:14:03,614 --> 00:14:05,580
(Grunts)
283
00:14:05,582 --> 00:14:08,083
'Cause Maddie's gonna be there too, right?
284
00:14:08,085 --> 00:14:11,419
Yeah. She'll meet us there... probably.
285
00:14:11,421 --> 00:14:13,021
- Bring your wallet, kid.
- Okay.
286
00:14:17,827 --> 00:14:20,762
You know what? Making
a video was a bad idea.
287
00:14:20,764 --> 00:14:24,332
Yeah. Maybe we aren't meant to be
in a band if we can't work together.
288
00:14:25,535 --> 00:14:28,336
Let's face it: The dream is dead.
289
00:14:28,338 --> 00:14:30,105
Okay, wait. (Chuckles)
290
00:14:30,107 --> 00:14:31,831
You guys don't really think that we're
291
00:14:31,862 --> 00:14:33,909
better off apart than
we are together, right?
292
00:14:33,911 --> 00:14:37,612
Yup. I'm going home to
play the drums by myself.
293
00:14:38,548 --> 00:14:41,650
Really? Do you wanna know
what that sounds like?
294
00:14:42,985 --> 00:14:46,354
(Clears throat) This is just Willow.
295
00:14:46,356 --> 00:14:49,124
(Drums playing)
296
00:14:50,693 --> 00:14:53,562
Here is just... Andie.
297
00:14:53,564 --> 00:14:56,831
(Bass playing)
298
00:14:58,601 --> 00:15:01,136
And this is just Holden.
299
00:15:01,138 --> 00:15:05,507
I love froyo, oh, oh, oh
300
00:15:05,509 --> 00:15:09,077
-
I love froyo
- (Nervous laughter)
301
00:15:09,079 --> 00:15:10,946
(Clears throat)
302
00:15:10,948 --> 00:15:12,781
It's the wrong song.
303
00:15:15,651 --> 00:15:17,519
This is just Holden.
304
00:15:17,521 --> 00:15:19,788
- (Guitar playing)
- (Sighs)
305
00:15:22,091 --> 00:15:25,660
And here is all of us... together.
306
00:15:25,662 --> 00:15:27,462
Say hey, hey, hey
307
00:15:27,464 --> 00:15:29,864
we're gonna make a change tonight
308
00:15:29,866 --> 00:15:32,400
just dance your fears away
309
00:15:32,402 --> 00:15:34,069
say hey, hey, hey
310
00:15:34,071 --> 00:15:36,104
who cares if we
are wrong or right?
311
00:15:36,106 --> 00:15:37,706
-
We're living for...
- (Chuckles)
312
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:40,709
You're right, Liv. We're better together.
313
00:15:40,711 --> 00:15:42,777
And we're gonna stay together.
314
00:15:42,779 --> 00:15:45,680
- (Chuckles)
- Yeah. I mean, all we need to do
315
00:15:45,682 --> 00:15:47,782
is come up with a new
idea that we all love.
316
00:15:49,051 --> 00:15:51,720
(Clapping)
317
00:15:56,993 --> 00:16:00,495
And the baby takes its first steps.
318
00:16:01,797 --> 00:16:03,832
Now get to work!
319
00:16:05,434 --> 00:16:07,569
- (Screeches)
- Oh God!
320
00:16:07,571 --> 00:16:09,070
Ooh!
321
00:16:13,743 --> 00:16:14,876
Hey, mom.
322
00:16:14,878 --> 00:16:18,613
Look, things got carried away in
the heat of the battle today,
323
00:16:18,615 --> 00:16:21,850
and I am sorry for space-slaughtering you.
324
00:16:21,852 --> 00:16:24,786
Mmm. That's okay. I had it coming.
325
00:16:24,788 --> 00:16:27,188
I should've known you didn't need any help.
326
00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:31,826
So, as it turns out, I
destroyed my mother's soul.
327
00:16:31,828 --> 00:16:35,030
Ro-bat is the savior of
souls, not the destroyer.
328
00:16:35,032 --> 00:16:37,666
That is captain soul destroyer.
329
00:16:38,801 --> 00:16:40,769
Look, mom, I wanna say something,
330
00:16:40,771 --> 00:16:42,837
but I do not want you
to take it the wrong way,
331
00:16:42,839 --> 00:16:45,640
so I'm gonna say it while hugging.
332
00:16:45,642 --> 00:16:48,910
Come here. (Sighs)
333
00:16:48,912 --> 00:16:51,846
Oh. This is nice.
334
00:16:51,848 --> 00:16:55,116
Good. I'm gonna need you in
a place where you can hear me.
335
00:16:55,118 --> 00:16:57,819
You are driving me crazy.
336
00:16:57,821 --> 00:17:01,089
Back up off my grill, you
helicopter hovering whackadoo.
337
00:17:04,193 --> 00:17:05,794
I'm sorry.
338
00:17:05,796 --> 00:17:08,630
I've just been worried about
you going off to college.
339
00:17:08,632 --> 00:17:10,498
I haven't prepared you for the world!
340
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,802
Mom, you don't have to worry
about preparing me for the world.
341
00:17:13,804 --> 00:17:17,672
You have to worry about
preparing the world for me.
342
00:17:19,175 --> 00:17:21,109
I'm an unstoppable force.
343
00:17:22,278 --> 00:17:25,180
You are, and I love you for it.
344
00:17:25,182 --> 00:17:27,749
(Chuckles) But your shirt is on inside out.
345
00:17:27,751 --> 00:17:29,150
Dang it!
346
00:17:35,191 --> 00:17:37,659
Hey, what do we have this green wall for?
347
00:17:37,661 --> 00:17:39,894
Hey, you guys came up with
the plan for the video.
348
00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:42,664
If you want special effects,
you need a green screen.
349
00:17:42,666 --> 00:17:46,034
Now march down to the car and help
Liv and Willow get the rest of it!
350
00:17:46,036 --> 00:17:48,570
(Amplified) I need it here yesterday!
351
00:17:51,907 --> 00:17:55,310
You're kind of a... frosty
little dude, aren't ya?
352
00:17:56,545 --> 00:17:58,146
You're not the first person to say that.
353
00:18:00,049 --> 00:18:02,617
(Grunts) Hey, I'm so
glad you guys are here.
354
00:18:02,619 --> 00:18:04,853
Do you just mind helping me
with one or two of these...
355
00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:05,920
Of these...
356
00:18:07,056 --> 00:18:08,656
That's fine. I got it.
357
00:18:11,861 --> 00:18:13,094
Whoo!
358
00:18:13,096 --> 00:18:15,897
Okay. (Exasperated sigh)
359
00:18:15,899 --> 00:18:17,966
Do we really need all this gear?
360
00:18:17,968 --> 00:18:21,136
I'm sorry, I can't hear
you. Do you know why?
361
00:18:21,138 --> 00:18:24,672
(Amplified) Because someone
hasn't set up the speakers yet!
362
00:18:25,808 --> 00:18:29,677
Usually, I'd be nervous about
yelling at someone that big,
363
00:18:29,679 --> 00:18:34,983
but Diggie's got it pretty bad for
Maddie, so I will treat him as I choose.
364
00:18:36,919 --> 00:18:39,287
Okay, where are the speakers?
365
00:18:39,289 --> 00:18:42,991
Probably next to the giant
speakers right behind you.
366
00:18:42,993 --> 00:18:45,293
(Amplified) Chop-chop!
367
00:18:46,996 --> 00:18:49,998
(Phone rings)
368
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,766
Hey, 'sup, lil bro?
369
00:18:51,768 --> 00:18:54,035
I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry
370
00:18:54,037 --> 00:18:55,737
that I couldn't help you with your video.
371
00:19:00,943 --> 00:19:03,912
What? I mean...
I mean, bye, ma...
372
00:19:03,914 --> 00:19:07,048
I mean mark, my friend
mark with the girl voice.
373
00:19:11,086 --> 00:19:14,189
- Hey.
- Hey.
374
00:19:15,124 --> 00:19:17,959
So, what are the odds that you bought that?
375
00:19:17,961 --> 00:19:21,296
Probably about the same as you
not getting a wedgie right now.
376
00:19:21,298 --> 00:19:25,233
No, okay, just hear me out. I...
377
00:19:25,235 --> 00:19:26,935
Parker!
378
00:19:30,706 --> 00:19:32,974
Ladies and gentlemen, in my hand,
379
00:19:32,976 --> 00:19:35,743
- I hold...
- It's the music video!
380
00:19:35,745 --> 00:19:38,179
- I am so excited!
- Hey!
381
00:19:38,181 --> 00:19:40,915
I had a whole speech prepared
about my cinematic influences...
382
00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:42,383
shh, shh, shh! Parker, it's starting.
383
00:19:42,385 --> 00:19:45,887
(Rock music playing)
384
00:19:45,889 --> 00:19:49,057
I tried on my own
385
00:19:49,059 --> 00:19:51,993
I thought I'd get there
386
00:19:53,395 --> 00:19:56,130
around and round
387
00:19:56,132 --> 00:20:00,335
but I was only getting nowhere
388
00:20:02,037 --> 00:20:05,807
then you came along
389
00:20:05,809 --> 00:20:08,877
and gave me something
390
00:20:08,879 --> 00:20:12,881
something that I could
believe in, trust in
391
00:20:12,883 --> 00:20:17,385
and I won't go back again
392
00:20:18,687 --> 00:20:22,023
as long as I have you
393
00:20:22,025 --> 00:20:26,961
I can live like there's
nothing left to lose
394
00:20:26,963 --> 00:20:30,265
you unbreak every
fracture in my heart
395
00:20:30,267 --> 00:20:35,970
nothing in this world could
ever tear this love apart
396
00:20:35,972 --> 00:20:39,307
they say you gotta take
the good with the bad
397
00:20:39,309 --> 00:20:43,978
I'll take it all as long as I have
398
00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:44,660
you...
399
00:20:50,987 --> 00:20:58,092
As long as I have you...
400
00:21:01,964 --> 00:21:05,066
And I realize now
401
00:21:05,068 --> 00:21:08,369
I'm better with you
402
00:21:09,972 --> 00:21:13,274
you got here right on time
403
00:21:13,276 --> 00:21:16,978
yeah, you were my breakthrough
404
00:21:18,013 --> 00:21:21,149
you are my breakthrough
405
00:21:22,117 --> 00:21:25,219
as long as I have you
406
00:21:25,221 --> 00:21:29,457
I can live like there's
nothing left to lose
407
00:21:29,459 --> 00:21:33,261
you unbreak every
fracture in my heart
408
00:21:33,263 --> 00:21:37,999
nothing in this world could
ever tear this love apart
409
00:21:38,001 --> 00:21:42,470
whoa, they say you've gotta
take the good with the bad
410
00:21:42,472 --> 00:21:47,241
I'll take it all as long as I have
411
00:21:47,243 --> 00:21:47,923
you...
412
00:21:54,250 --> 00:22:01,322
As long as I have you...
413
00:22:07,162 --> 00:22:09,330
- Yes!
- (Laughs)
414
00:22:09,332 --> 00:22:12,300
- That was awesome!
- Thank you, Parker.
415
00:22:12,302 --> 00:22:16,810
So... (Clears throat) As I was saying,
my earliest cinematic influences were...
416
00:22:16,841 --> 00:22:18,006
You wanna watch it again?
417
00:22:18,008 --> 00:22:19,140
- Yeah!
- Yes!
418
00:22:23,846 --> 00:22:26,114
(Knocks on door)
419
00:22:27,950 --> 00:22:30,051
- Hey, Diggie.
- Parker.
420
00:22:30,053 --> 00:22:33,988
- I got your apology text.
- Good. I feel terrible.
421
00:22:33,990 --> 00:22:36,090
I see you also got the text I sent
422
00:22:36,092 --> 00:22:39,160
about how Maddie wants you to
come to the back door with a pizza.
423
00:22:41,964 --> 00:22:44,265
- Yeah, so where is she?
- Oh, here's the thing:
424
00:22:44,267 --> 00:22:46,501
She just left for a run.
425
00:22:46,503 --> 00:22:49,003
But if you hurry, you can catch her.
426
00:22:49,005 --> 00:22:51,372
- Really? Wow. Okay, thank you.
- Oh, wait.
427
00:22:51,374 --> 00:22:54,575
Do you want me to hold the pizza
so it doesn't slow you down?
428
00:23:01,283 --> 00:23:04,085
You really are my boy.
429
00:23:06,588 --> 00:23:10,124
Ah, poor, lovesick doofus.
430
00:23:12,528 --> 00:23:15,997
- Hey, do I smell pizza?
- Yeah, you do.
431
00:23:15,999 --> 00:23:18,466
I got it for you. You want a slice?
432
00:23:18,468 --> 00:23:21,436
(Sighs) You know what, Parker?
433
00:23:21,438 --> 00:23:25,106
Who needs a boyfriend when
I got a brother like you?
434
00:23:25,108 --> 00:23:27,375
(Laughs) Aw.
435
00:23:27,377 --> 00:23:28,976
Willow: To the extreme!
436
00:23:29,026 --> 00:23:33,576
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