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Parker: It was a peaceful
day in downtown Stevens point.
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(Roaring)
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Crush. Kill. Destroy.
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(Slow-motion roar)
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(Slow-motion roar)
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(Crashing)
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(Gasps)
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What kind of bonkers boy-business is this?
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Uh, we're destroying fake Stevens point.
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(Robot voice) Care to
participate, insignificant humans?
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- Yeah.
- Yes.
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(Cackles)
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Yes! Oh, that felt good.
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Hey, I'm gonna go check the video
footage from the roof camera.
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Liv, you're a high-class
woman of the world.
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Aww.
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So can I get your advice
on a matter of the heart?
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Yes, of course.
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I love that you came to
me, Reginald. (Laughs)
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What's the love-one-one?
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I'm crushing on an older girl.
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Not sure how to get her to notice me.
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Ooh, someone likes their cheese aged.
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Okay, so tell me about this girl.
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Oh, she's got it going on, with a
smile that lights up the room.
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- Bling!
- Ooh.
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Okay, well, my advice would be
dress to impress. You know?
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Give a hoot, wear a suit.
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(Giggles)
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And, you know, a heartfelt poem
never goes out of style, so.
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A poem, I could flow with that.
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Yeah, I bet you could.
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Flow on, Casanova.
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Ew. (Giggles)
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What's with that look?
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Did you just swallow a bug or something?
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Isn't it obvious?
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You're the older girl with the bling smile.
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Little Reggie has a crush on you.
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No.
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I mean, thank you for the props on my smile,
mom, but really he just wanted my advice.
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Uh, trust me. I know kids.
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He was vibing you so that
he didn't embarrass himself.
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Uh, vibing, it's... ahem,
just a word that kids use.
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Yeah, mom, no one uses that word.
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Hey, mom.
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Thanks for picking me
up these new underwear.
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I am totally vibing these new boxer briefs.
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(Laughs, sings a tune)
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- I'll never say it again.
- Right.
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(Theme music playing)
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Better in stereo,
b-b-better in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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Let's go
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I lace up my high tops
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Oh, no
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slam dunk, ready or not
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yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
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Holler
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I dare you come on and follow
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you dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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when you say yea-ah-ah,
I say no-oh-oh
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when you say stop...
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All I want to do is go, go, go
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you, you, the other half of me, me
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the half I'll never be-e
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the half that drives me crazy
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you, you, the better half of me, me
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the half I'll always need
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but we both know
we're better in stereo.
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I am ready for my morning
practice, coach dad.
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You sure? It's gonna be a tough one.
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Oh, yeah. Bring it.
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I want my sweat to sweat.
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Okay, so, ever since I came
back from my knee injury,
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my basketball team hasn't lost a game!
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Ugh! Mad dog is back and better than ever!
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(Sighs)
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Oh, I can't stop smiling.
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See? (Giggles)
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All right, mad dog. Let's do this.
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Let's do this!
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Not so fast, Maddie.
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We need to talk about your grades.
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Okay, what about my grades?
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Well, you're on academic hold.
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Now, I'm sorry, honey, but...
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I have to suspend you
from the basketball team.
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- What?
- Yeah, what?
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Mom, I'm acing every class.
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Yeah, she's acing every class.
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Not Home Ec. You're failing.
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Yeah, no, I meant like every real class.
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Right, dad?
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Okay, this would generally be the
part where you, like, back me up.
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Sorry, Maddie.
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Grades come first.
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Yeah, your father's right.
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Now, you need to go talk to Mr. Clodfelter.
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What? (Scoffs) No!
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(Stammering) I can't talk to
him because he's a monster.
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(Crying) You can't make me talk to...
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are you guys buying this?
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No? (Scoffs) Fine.
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You weren't buying it,
even for like a second?
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(Groans)
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Hey! Where is Mr. Clodfelter?
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(Tires screech)
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(Screeching continues)
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All right, class.
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Phones down, spoons
up. We're making crepes.
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Let's get ready to whip it and flip it.
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(Clears throat loudly)
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Hmm, look who's here.
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Maddie Rooney.
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You can't fail me.
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When teachers don't fail students,
students fail themselves.
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(Laughing maniacally)
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(Laughing continues)
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Okay, but if you don't change my
grade, I am off the basketball team.
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Hmm, well, if you want to pass
Home Ec, you gotta do the work.
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Respect the ec, yo.
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(Chirps)
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Okay, so if I'm being honest,
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some of my projects didn't exactly...
Turn out the way I had hoped.
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She made me lasagna.
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Or a doorstop. I can't tell.
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She made me a sweatshirt.
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I don't let her make me anything.
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Life's too short.
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Okay, so Home Ec isn't exactly my bag,
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but isn't there anything that
I can do for extra credit?
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Well, there is one thing that you can do.
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Win the Clodfelter cooking
competition this Friday.
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Okay, I'm in.
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Who am I gonna make cry when I beat them?
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Funny, I was just asking
myself the same thing.
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(Laughing maniacally)
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Wait. Okay...
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I have to beat Artie
to get back on the team?
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Have you guys seen the gourmet
treats that he drops off to woo Liv?
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Because he calls this one a
"Liv and Artie Berry tartie."
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Hello, my star sous-chef.
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Oh, right back at you, my culinary king.
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(Chuckles)
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So, miss Rooney versus chef Artie.
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Do you feel you're up for
the challenge, or are you
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going to deflate like
a bad chocolate souffle?
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(Both laughing hysterically)
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(Laughing continues)
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(Laughing continues)
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Oh, looky, looky.
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Daddy's playing hooky.
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Where are you sneaking off to?
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Are you a volunteer fireman?
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No, wait, a spy.
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(Gasps) A fire spy.
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What's a fire spy?
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Oh, is that a secret too?
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Dad, you don't have to tell me.
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Daddy, please tell me!
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Okay.
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Listen.
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I have a few free periods between classes,
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so I'm heading out to catch a movie.
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Oh, what movie?
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(Announcer voice) In a world where
gladiators need friends, there is...
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Both: The gladiator gang.
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I really want to see
that movie. Can I come?
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Joey, I can't take you out
of school to see a movie.
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- (Sighs)
- (Honking)
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Oh, come on. Those weird
moose kids get to leave.
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They're going on a field trip.
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That's the moose enthusiasts club.
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Okay, all right. Well...
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The gladiator gang is set in ancient Rome.
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The ancient Roman history club is born.
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Nice try, Joey, but school
comes before movies.
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(Scoffs) Dad...
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I have two free periods
with a lunch in between,
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a 4.3 gpa,
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and I just so happen to
have popcorn in my pocket.
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Don't ask me why.
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You know what?
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Let's do it.
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How old is this popcorn?
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I don't know.
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How old is this sweater?
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Om...
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Om...
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Wow.
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Reggie, you look so great.
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Thanks, Liv. I took your advice.
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Dressing to impress my girl.
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I wrote a poem too. Tell me what you think.
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Okay.
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Bling! Blang!
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My green-eyed girl sings, blastoff, she's
a rocket, in orbit around my heart.
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This is my heart.
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It's beating.
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(Laughs)
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Ah, yes. I can see that.
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Well, gotta find Dr. P. Stay pretty.
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Okay.
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Okay, so maybe Reggie
does have a crush on...
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I said that! Remember when I said
that? Does momma know kids, or what?
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Mom, how am I supposed to let someone
down when they're as sweet as that?
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Oh, honey, just be delicate
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you know, you're probably
the first crush he's ever had.
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The way you treat him will affect
every relationship he ever has.
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Ever.
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(Laughs nervously) Okay, mom, that's
kind of, like, a lot of pressure on me.
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Oh, honey, I'm not trying
to put pressure on you.
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Just remember how tight he is with Parker.
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You don't want to destroy that friendship.
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I do not envy being you right now.
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- Mom, what am I supposed to do?
- You should probably just marry him.
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As faculty advisor of the
terminal velocity club,
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I must say, I love skydiving.
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After our field trip
to the gladiator movie,
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Joey and I realized there were a lot
of educational opportunities out there.
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All you gotta do is start the right club.
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(Air hissing)
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The compressed-air fishing club went
scuba diving in lake hacheemachee.
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The enhanced engineering club
went to the monster truck rally.
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I got this hat and a healthy
fear of large trucks.
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What's that smell?
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Can't tell whether that's
coming from the oven or my butt.
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It is chicken and dumplings.
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It's actually Mr.
Clodfelter's favorite dish.
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Although, I'm kind of just now realizing
that my dumplings are a little dumpy.
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Yeah, well, the fumes are burning my nose.
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We need some fresh air.
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Hola, Rooneys.
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Well...
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Now I know what the butt smell was.
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Put a sock in it, sass mouth.
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I'm just here to drop off my weekly
delivery for my future wife, Liv Rooney.
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(Humming cherubic note)
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You made a wedding cake?
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You do know Liv hates you, right?
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There's a fine line between
love and hate, child.
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(Sighs)
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Hey, Artie, could you do
me this really big favor
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and just kind of bow
out of the competition?
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'Cause I really need to win, or else they're
not gonna let me play basketball anymore.
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(Clicks tongue) Hmm, I could do
that, but I won't. Do you know why?
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It's really more of a yes or no question.
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I'll tell you why!
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'Twas a crisp October day, six years ago.
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I'm sure you remember the rest.
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Nope.
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We were at recess, picking
teams for dodgeball. Ring a bell?
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00:13:13,462 --> 00:13:14,216
Not a ding.
255
00:13:14,247 --> 00:13:17,231
I stood by, hoping that
dodge dynamo Madison Rooney
256
00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:19,633
would look my way and pick me for her team.
257
00:13:19,635 --> 00:13:21,168
Doesn't sound like something I would do.
258
00:13:21,170 --> 00:13:23,204
And you didn't!
259
00:13:23,206 --> 00:13:26,473
I was stuck playing duck, duck,
goose with the kindergarteners.
260
00:13:27,542 --> 00:13:29,276
Oh, I remember that.
261
00:13:29,278 --> 00:13:31,712
You were goose for, like, a whole week.
262
00:13:33,081 --> 00:13:35,583
Wait, you're mad at me
263
00:13:35,585 --> 00:13:39,019
because I didn't pick you
for dodgeball in grade school?
264
00:13:39,021 --> 00:13:42,256
Not mad, my sweet, motivated.
265
00:13:42,258 --> 00:13:47,261
You took my dodgeball hopes, now
I will take your basketball dreams.
266
00:13:47,263 --> 00:13:48,662
Listen, Artie.
267
00:13:48,664 --> 00:13:51,232
No one threatens my sister, except for me.
268
00:13:51,234 --> 00:13:53,100
Now beat it, goose.
269
00:13:53,102 --> 00:13:55,569
Fine. I was leaving anyway.
270
00:13:57,439 --> 00:13:59,640
Oh, can one of you take a
picture of Liv eating this...
271
00:13:59,642 --> 00:14:00,199
Out.
272
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,205
No.
273
00:14:03,178 --> 00:14:04,378
(Groans)
274
00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:07,147
There's no way I'm gonna beat Artie.
275
00:14:07,149 --> 00:14:09,416
I am gonna fail Home Ec
and be benched forever.
276
00:14:09,418 --> 00:14:12,086
Are you really giving up that easily?
277
00:14:12,088 --> 00:14:14,588
You worked so hard to get back on the team.
278
00:14:14,590 --> 00:14:16,670
Come on, Maddie. You gotta
be able to cook something.
279
00:14:17,592 --> 00:14:21,161
(Stammers) I just don't
care about cooking, you know.
280
00:14:21,163 --> 00:14:23,178
The only thing I really
care about is basketball.
281
00:14:23,209 --> 00:14:26,230
Well, we have to figure out a way
to channel that passion into food.
282
00:14:27,210 --> 00:14:29,570
We're totally eating Liv's
wedding cake first though, right?
283
00:14:29,572 --> 00:14:30,704
Ah, chyea.
284
00:14:30,706 --> 00:14:32,239
Sick!
285
00:14:36,645 --> 00:14:39,113
(Both moaning)
286
00:14:46,388 --> 00:14:48,255
Hey, Liv. What you up to?
287
00:14:48,257 --> 00:14:50,257
Oh, just brushing my teeth.
288
00:14:55,096 --> 00:14:56,544
Whoa.
289
00:14:56,575 --> 00:15:02,336
Okay, so I decided the best
way to keep sweet, little Reggie
290
00:15:02,338 --> 00:15:06,273
from feeling rejected was to
get him to reject me first.
291
00:15:06,982 --> 00:15:08,742
(Lisping) Sorry you
have to see me like this.
292
00:15:08,744 --> 00:15:10,844
(Laughing)
293
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,715
You know, I know you really have
a thing for those bling smiles.
294
00:15:14,717 --> 00:15:15,844
So...
295
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:20,354
Huh, I've gotta say, Liv, I admire
you for letting me see your true self.
296
00:15:20,356 --> 00:15:21,588
Mad respect.
297
00:15:23,191 --> 00:15:25,225
What? No! You're supposed to reject me.
298
00:15:26,161 --> 00:15:29,463
Because of your teeth? What type of
superficial monster do you think I am?
299
00:15:30,732 --> 00:15:32,166
(Clears throat)
300
00:15:33,668 --> 00:15:35,669
Okay.
301
00:15:35,671 --> 00:15:37,838
Come here. Um...
302
00:15:39,374 --> 00:15:40,708
So, Reggie...
303
00:15:41,676 --> 00:15:43,477
You...
304
00:15:43,479 --> 00:15:45,312
Are a very, very sweet boy.
305
00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:51,251
And, you know, somewhere out there
is the perfect girl for you.
306
00:15:51,253 --> 00:15:55,923
And when you meet her, she's gonna have
no choice but to orbit around your heart.
307
00:15:57,225 --> 00:15:59,760
But we really need to talk
about this crush that you have
308
00:15:59,762 --> 00:16:02,196
on this green-eyed, older girl.
309
00:16:02,198 --> 00:16:03,230
You know?
310
00:16:03,232 --> 00:16:04,932
I think we both know who it is.
311
00:16:04,934 --> 00:16:06,867
Oh, you know Clarissa too?
312
00:16:06,869 --> 00:16:08,635
Yeah, I do. Wait. No! What?
313
00:16:08,637 --> 00:16:09,770
No. Who's Clarissa?
314
00:16:11,272 --> 00:16:12,673
A girl from my karate dojo.
315
00:16:12,675 --> 00:16:15,175
(Laughs) Okay, but hold on.
316
00:16:15,877 --> 00:16:17,611
You said you had a crush on an older girl.
317
00:16:17,613 --> 00:16:19,513
Yeah, she's three months older than me.
318
00:16:22,283 --> 00:16:25,486
Wait, you didn't think
I meant you, did you?
319
00:16:25,488 --> 00:16:28,222
Yeah, no, it's possible
that I thought that. Yes.
320
00:16:29,691 --> 00:16:33,227
Was this disgusting, slobbery mess
your way of letting me down easy?
321
00:16:34,529 --> 00:16:36,497
It's possible that it was, yes.
322
00:16:37,966 --> 00:16:42,369
Liv, you're cute, but you're
a little immature for me.
323
00:16:44,406 --> 00:16:46,607
Don't worry. I'm sure
you'll find a nice guy.
324
00:16:46,609 --> 00:16:48,542
Oh, that Artie dude seems into you.
325
00:16:48,544 --> 00:16:49,710
Want me to hook it up?
326
00:16:50,979 --> 00:16:52,312
Get out.
327
00:17:00,055 --> 00:17:03,257
I am so excited to mini golf.
328
00:17:03,259 --> 00:17:08,362
And is it just me, or do I look
great in these tiny elf pants?
329
00:17:09,998 --> 00:17:12,266
Well, looky, looky.
330
00:17:13,468 --> 00:17:15,335
Two rooneys playing hooky.
331
00:17:15,937 --> 00:17:18,739
We have permission slips
signed by our faculty advisor.
332
00:17:20,241 --> 00:17:24,244
Let it go. It's over, son
(chuckles) Oh, it's not over.
333
00:17:24,246 --> 00:17:26,013
- It's not?
- Oh, no.
334
00:17:26,015 --> 00:17:29,283
No, I just had to open your
club up to new memberships.
335
00:17:29,285 --> 00:17:31,819
So, looks like you have some
guests on your field trip.
336
00:17:31,821 --> 00:17:33,720
Hi, guys.
337
00:17:33,722 --> 00:17:35,856
The moose enthusiast club.
338
00:17:35,858 --> 00:17:37,958
Yeah, and they don't want to mini golf.
339
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,960
They just want to sit
in the woods, you know.
340
00:17:39,962 --> 00:17:41,929
Just hope that a moose walks by.
341
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:47,367
Well, can't get any worse.
342
00:17:47,369 --> 00:17:49,903
(Honking)
343
00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:52,539
(Sustained note)
344
00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:57,845
Hello, rooneys. I hear
we're going moosing together.
345
00:17:57,847 --> 00:17:59,413
(Honks)
346
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,551
(Sighs)
347
00:18:04,553 --> 00:18:05,719
I stand corrected.
348
00:18:05,721 --> 00:18:07,554
It got worse.
349
00:18:07,556 --> 00:18:10,324
Well, have fun, boys.
350
00:18:10,326 --> 00:18:11,658
(Defeated tone)
351
00:18:17,465 --> 00:18:23,537
Welcome to the Clodfelter cooking
competition, which pits Maddie Rooney
352
00:18:23,539 --> 00:18:25,672
versus Artie smalls.
353
00:18:26,608 --> 00:18:30,310
And this... is why we cook!
354
00:18:30,312 --> 00:18:31,879
(Fanfare playing)
355
00:18:35,049 --> 00:18:37,885
Behold the Clodfelter.
356
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:42,089
I had to use me pension money to
have this lifty-thing installed.
357
00:18:42,091 --> 00:18:43,023
Worth every penny.
358
00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:47,060
Chef Artie, present your plate.
359
00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:55,068
Why did the chicken
dumplings cross the road?
360
00:18:55,070 --> 00:18:56,336
(Laughs)
361
00:18:56,338 --> 00:18:58,739
To deliver Maddie a beatdown!
362
00:19:00,408 --> 00:19:01,842
Ooh...
363
00:19:01,844 --> 00:19:04,111
Chicken and dumplings,
364
00:19:04,113 --> 00:19:06,046
my favorite dish.
365
00:19:06,048 --> 00:19:07,414
Mmm.
366
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:19,359
Someone has been reading
my self-published memoir...
367
00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:24,698
From the fridge to the
stove: The three foot journey.
368
00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:28,535
Artie, you stole my dish!
369
00:19:28,537 --> 00:19:30,070
You dirty dumpling.
370
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,875
Don't hate the plater. Hate the game.
371
00:19:36,511 --> 00:19:39,479
Very impressive, chef Artie.
372
00:19:39,481 --> 00:19:42,149
One day, when Hollywood whisks
me away for my cooking show,
373
00:19:42,151 --> 00:19:46,019
this kitchen kingdom, complete
with the custom lifty-thing,
374
00:19:46,021 --> 00:19:48,422
will all be yours.
375
00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:53,695
Pomegranate fizz fizz?
376
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:59,399
I shall drink it in celebration as
I hoist the Clodfelter in victory.
377
00:19:59,401 --> 00:20:01,134
Ah, not so fast.
378
00:20:01,136 --> 00:20:02,669
My turn.
379
00:20:03,605 --> 00:20:05,939
Sure, why not end on a whimper?
380
00:20:05,941 --> 00:20:08,041
(Both laughing)
381
00:20:11,012 --> 00:20:12,980
(Panting)
382
00:20:12,982 --> 00:20:15,482
(Clears throat) Behold...
383
00:20:15,484 --> 00:20:17,818
Madison square meal garden.
384
00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:20,053
The people's snackadium!
385
00:20:20,055 --> 00:20:22,889
(Dance music playing)
386
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,927
Yeah
387
00:20:29,998 --> 00:20:32,165
(Music continues)
388
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,002
Maddie, Maddie here to please.
389
00:20:35,004 --> 00:20:36,903
50 lbs. Of ham and cheese.
390
00:20:36,905 --> 00:20:40,874
Snackadium, snackadium, go snackadium!
391
00:20:42,977 --> 00:20:44,778
(Music stops)
392
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,548
A food cheerleader.
393
00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:50,917
How delightful.
394
00:20:50,919 --> 00:20:54,154
This snackadium, it intrigues me.
395
00:20:54,156 --> 00:20:58,125
Excellent presentation,
wonderful creativity.
396
00:20:58,127 --> 00:20:59,993
Hmm...
397
00:21:01,663 --> 00:21:04,131
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
398
00:21:07,035 --> 00:21:09,036
Mmm.
399
00:21:10,638 --> 00:21:13,607
Now, I know you just dumped these
cheese cubes out of a bag, but...
400
00:21:13,609 --> 00:21:15,075
They taste delicious.
401
00:21:17,011 --> 00:21:18,979
The glory of the
snackadium cannot be denied.
402
00:21:18,981 --> 00:21:21,615
Maddie Rooney has won the Clodfelter!
403
00:21:21,617 --> 00:21:23,083
(Cheering)
404
00:21:23,085 --> 00:21:24,184
- No!
- Okay,
405
00:21:24,186 --> 00:21:26,486
yay! Guys...
406
00:21:26,488 --> 00:21:28,221
I'm back on the team.
407
00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:34,027
What? No! This is a stain on the
Clodfelter that can never be removed!
408
00:21:41,703 --> 00:21:45,005
Poor Artie... so
prepared in the kitchen,
409
00:21:45,007 --> 00:21:47,274
so unprepared for life.
410
00:21:47,276 --> 00:21:49,176
(Laughing)
411
00:21:51,713 --> 00:21:54,181
(Laughing maniacally)
412
00:21:56,784 --> 00:21:58,285
(Coughing)
413
00:22:01,122 --> 00:22:03,523
(Game show music playing)
414
00:22:11,065 --> 00:22:14,668
Welcome, once again, to
cooking with Clodfelter.
415
00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:17,771
Today, we're making
seven-layer dip surprise.
416
00:22:17,773 --> 00:22:19,940
What's the surprise, you may ask?
417
00:22:21,075 --> 00:22:23,110
We're using eight layers.
418
00:22:24,679 --> 00:22:26,213
(Recorded laughter)
419
00:22:26,215 --> 00:22:28,115
You get a car! You get a car!
420
00:22:28,117 --> 00:22:31,885
You get a car! You get a
custom-made lifty-thing.
421
00:22:32,820 --> 00:22:34,254
(Clears throat)
422
00:22:35,590 --> 00:22:37,824
Mr. Clodfelter.
423
00:22:37,826 --> 00:22:38,687
Whatcha doing?
424
00:22:38,718 --> 00:22:42,129
Nothing, certainly not talking
to an imaginary audience,
425
00:22:42,131 --> 00:22:44,131
pretending I have my own cooking show.
426
00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:47,033
What do you want?
427
00:22:47,035 --> 00:22:49,002
I was just gonna show Liv my snackadium.
428
00:22:49,971 --> 00:22:51,238
Sorry, kid. I ate it.
429
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,006
Oh.
430
00:22:53,008 --> 00:22:55,175
Well, then...
431
00:22:55,177 --> 00:22:59,413
Maybe we could teach the
imaginary folks at home how to make
432
00:22:59,415 --> 00:23:01,815
their very own snackadium!
433
00:23:01,817 --> 00:23:04,117
Excellent idea!
434
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:06,720
Who doesn't love a special guest star?
435
00:23:06,722 --> 00:23:09,322
Welcome to the show, Liv and Maddie!
436
00:23:10,258 --> 00:23:13,360
No channel hopping, we're
about to get chopping.
437
00:23:13,362 --> 00:23:15,762
(Dance music playing)
438
00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:23,270
(Music continues)
439
00:23:28,709 --> 00:23:30,177
Clodfelter: Whip it and flip it.
440
00:23:30,227 --> 00:23:34,777
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