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Hey you and me and the beat
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Go great together
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You and me and the beat
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Go great together now
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Wow! Guys...
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I'm so flattered that
you're singing my song.
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That is my song, right?
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I think we just made it our song.
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Joey: Liv, check it out.
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A little girl in Oklahoma
made a video of herself
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singing "You and me and the beat."
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Oh, I know, I saw that. She's so cute.
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How cool is it that my songs
are, like, out there now?
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Can I just say I am so glad that
you're focusing on your music
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'cause it means you'll stay
here in Stevens Point with us.
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Yeah, I really love that too.
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Plus it gives me way more creative control.
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And, I mean, from now on
I really just want my songs
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to be about something more...
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Important and really meaningful to me.
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Well, good for you, honey. So what kind
of important things are you writing about?
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Forest fires!
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And litter.
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(Clears throat)
too much trash
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Makes kindling
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Forest fires
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Rage on
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All right, so yes, I am having a bit of a
hard time figuring out what to write about.
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What do you mean? That sounds great.
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Pete: Karen, sweetie,
do you have a minute?
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Oh, Joey, do you want to hear another song?
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Oh, what's that, mom? You
need my help? Be right there.
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What's going on here?
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I see you've met Branzino.
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If that's the name you've
given to the giant fish
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that's between me and
the television, then yes.
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Get used to it, dad.
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But if you lie down and look
sideways through his scales,
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you have got a clear view of
the lower-half of the screen.
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More clutter?
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You call it clutter.
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I call it interesting conversation piece.
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Please tell me this
isn't my birthday present.
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No, no. I bought him for everybody.
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You know what I want for my birthday?
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Negative five things.
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Negative five things?
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It's your birthday, be positive.
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No. I want five items of knickknack
clutter removed from this house.
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Pete, we need everything that's here.
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Besides, there's not that much clutter.
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Well, then why'd you put
that giant fish over there?
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- Because there was nowhere else to put it.
- A-ha!
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(Theme music playing)
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Better in stereo
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B... b... better
in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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Let's go
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I lace up my high tops
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Oh no
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Slam dunk, ready or not
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Yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
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Holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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You dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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When you
say yea-ah-ah
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I say
no-oh-oh
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When you say stop
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All I want to do is go go go
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You you, the other half of me me
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The half I'll never be-e
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The half that drives me crazy
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You you, the better half of me me
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The half I'll always need
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But we both know
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We're better in stereo.
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Joey: Parker, you ruin
everything you touch!
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Parker: Well, I must have touched your face
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because that's plenty ruined!
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Uh-oh, sounds like
trouble in the bro cave.
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Ugh, I hate going in
there in my good shoes.
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I know, I know.
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(Bickering)
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What happened?
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Well, I was practicing my windmill kick
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and kind of forgot how epic my power is.
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This little, karate-chopping
menace kicked part of my headboard
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into a priceless work of art.
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You're worried about this?
Your beds are trashed.
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I could sleep in a ditch, mother.
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This cockroach destroyed
"Joseph triumphant,"
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a beautiful expression of love
between a man and his kitty cat.
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Joey, I just want you to know the older
I get the more pathetic you seem.
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(Groans) I can't live
with this monster anymore.
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Guys, we need separate rooms.
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You do realize we don't
have an extra bedroom.
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And if we did it would be
my yoga/scrapbooking room.
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So I'm stuck in here with Joey, who,
by the way, is raising baby owls
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in his underwear drawer.
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At least I don't jump into your bed
every time there's a thunderstorm.
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If you knew anything about science
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you'd know that thunder
replicates the exact sound
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of an evil sky dinosaur trying
to rip apart the universe!
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Pete: Boys...
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You're just gonna have to figure out a way
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to make sharing a room work.
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Fine.
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If we're stuck in here together,
we'll split the room in half.
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I'll roll a 20-sided wizard die.
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Highest roller gets to pick
which half of the room he wants
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or gets to reach into the
bag of mystified whimsy.
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Fine.
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17! (Laughs)
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The wizard die smiles upon me.
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You're up, muggle.
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(Gasps) 20! I win!
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Your doofus dice betrayed you.
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As a sworn warlock, I am honor-bound
to respect the die's decision.
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So, which half of the room do you want?
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But choose wisely. You'll never be able
to set foot in the other half again.
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I choose...
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The bottom half.
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What? No fair. Parker, I need a floor.
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I didn't make the rules. You did.
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Do me a favor, figure this out when
you're not standing on my floor.
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I'll have the remains of "Joseph
triumphant" sent to you in a box.
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Nice knowing you, munch.
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What's up, number seven?
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Um...
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This is a number five, Todd.
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Five.
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- Is it?
- (Laughing)
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(Chuckles)
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Okay, so...
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Those guys are seniors, and they can't tell
the difference between a five and a seven.
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My grandma's a senior and she
can't tell the difference between
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me and my cousin Abby.
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He's not talking about
your jersey number, Maddie.
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They're talking about your rating.
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What rating?
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There's a list going around
that rates the hotness
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of Ridgewood girls on
a scale of one to ten.
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We are outraged.
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My blood is boiling.
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Rating us?
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That is so beyond not okay.
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Who started that list?
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Todd Stetson and his jerk-tourage.
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They don't get to rate us.
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But they did. I got a six.
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I got a five.
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I also got a five.
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Hey, that's how many legs
my favorite animal has,
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the common north Atlantic starfish.
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Are we gonna just let them do this?
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I mean... (Scoffs)
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Boys don't get to just define us, do they?
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All: No.
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Well, historically dictionaries
have been written by men, so...
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Get on board, Alex.
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Sorry. Maddie, my fury
is at your disposal.
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You know what?
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We're gonna fight back.
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We're gonna teach that
Todd Stetson a lesson.
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We're going to eat his
heart and steal his power.
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(Growls)
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Well, that is what a starfish would do.
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(Reggae music playing)
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By taking away the floor, I've
squeezed Joey out of the room.
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I assume he'll end up sleeping
on the couch or in the bath tub.
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But it's hard to care when
you're being swept away
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in a tropical paradise that I call,
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Parklandia.
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(Music continues)
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(Slurping)
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(Sighs) Home sweet munch-less home.
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Parker thought he'd outfoxed
me by claiming the floor.
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But thanks to my genius and
the unused rock-climbing gear
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my parents bought me in the vain
hope it would attract friends,
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he was sorely mistaken.
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Evening, brother.
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How's it going down there?
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I'm glad you have a good seat to
witness the birth of Sky City.
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What is this madness?
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(Groans)
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I did a little remodeling
while you were asleep.
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The top half of the room belongs to me.
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Bonk.
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Ooh, better crouch down below
the red line, little brother.
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You're invading my air space.
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- What?
- Crouch down, little man.
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Crouch down.
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Little lower... and there you go!
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Anything above four feet is all me, baby.
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Fine, enjoy your ceiling.
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I'd rather be down here on the beach.
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Sky city will rule this room from the air.
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Yeah, right.
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Better get off the beach, lowlander.
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Looks like hail.
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Okay.
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New Liv Rooney song, coming atcha.
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(Acoustic guitar playing)
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Chairs without arms
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They freak me out
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Where do I put my elbows
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I get so hunchy
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Hunchy
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H-h-h-unchy
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No. I'm just so not feeling this.
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Hey, Liv.
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We need your help.
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So Todd Stetson and his jerk-tourage
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are rating all of the girls
at school based on their looks.
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What? That's so horrible.
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Yeah.
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Well, who came up with jerk-tourage
because that's really good?
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I'm a six, Maddie's a seven, you got
an eight, Willow and Lacey are fives.
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I'm so disgusted. I haven't even
calculated our average score.
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And we are not going to stand for it.
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Right!
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Is this not what you meant?
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(Scoffs) That is so completely outrageous.
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I mean, you can't just go around
rating girls like we're objects.
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I feel like everywhere I turn these days,
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someone's telling girls
who we're supposed to be.
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Yeah, anytime I pick up a magazine
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I feel like I'm no good if I
don't look like those girls.
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And I don't look like those girls.
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Since I was little, boys would tease me
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for liking science instead of girl
stuff, but science is girl stuff.
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I mean, what girl doesn't
like a good bunsen burner.
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You know what I hate? When some
guy comes up to me and is like,
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hey, you're really good at basketball...
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You know, for a girl.
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Like, what? That's supposed
to be some kind of compliment?
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(Laughs)
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We have to get back at Todd Stetson.
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You know what, Maddie? You're right, and
we can take his rating system down.
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I mean, it only has power
if we buy into it, right?
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All: Yeah!
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I just wish this chair had arms.
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I don't know where to put my elbows.
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Lacey, do I have a song for you.
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Oh, you're up.
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I was going to bring you
breakfast in bed, birthday boy.
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I want my negative five things.
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Oh!
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Joey, you too?
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It's the least I could do for
my dear old pops on his birthday.
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(Laughs)
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(Whispers) I didn't get him anything.
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Fine, this is your day.
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I can do this.
255
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,627
Not the artichoke candle holder!
256
00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:14,966
No, I gave that to Parker the day he agreed
to try artichokes for the first time.
257
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,267
My little 'choke eater.
258
00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:19,537
One down, four to go.
259
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:22,273
Best... birthday... ever.
260
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,429
It's like I can still feel it's there.
261
00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:30,949
I don't even know what this
is, but I know I hate it.
262
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:34,452
The overalls are a symbol of our children,
when they were young and needed us,
263
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:37,055
but they're empty now
because they're grown.
264
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,090
Oh, we must never forget.
265
00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:41,993
Mom, you just made that up.
266
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,229
All right, I found it in
the street, but I love them!
267
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,298
And how about the mini chairs?
268
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:50,235
Which one should I get rid of?
269
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:51,011
What?
270
00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:54,105
That's like asking me to
choose between my babies, Pete.
271
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,974
If that's an option, take Joey.
272
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,544
I know that is not you talking.
273
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,312
It is your sickness.
274
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,715
Pick a chair, Joe.
275
00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:05,250
Matter of fact, pick two.
276
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:10,155
The chairs are small in size, but
they're huge in meaning, Pete!
277
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:14,626
All right, I think I'll
choose ugly and stupid.
278
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,664
And I saved just enough room
in the box for you, my friend.
279
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:24,335
Someday you're going to need Branzino.
280
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:28,173
And he was never your friend.
281
00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:35,580
Sorry, dude. If your
sister's a four, she's a four.
282
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:38,249
Tell her to smile less
until the braces come off.
283
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,517
(Guys laughing)
284
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,157
Hey.
285
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,093
What do you think about this, Todd Stetson?
286
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:50,161
Whoa.
287
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,431
I'd call this a hot mess, but there's
nothing hot about this at all.
288
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,034
(Laughs) Up top!
289
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,602
This is just a statement
290
00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,371
from every girl in the school
to you and your jerk-tourage.
291
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,208
We don't care about your
stupid rating system.
292
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,375
We are all tens,
293
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,177
but if you can't see that...
294
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,212
We'll all be ones.
295
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:10,248
Yeah, it seems like you're
trying to send me a message.
296
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,483
I'm gonna have to take two
points off for that, ladies.
297
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:17,288
All right, well, none of us care
what stupid number you give us.
298
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,190
Are you sure about that?
299
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:25,396
Well, our work here is done.
300
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,232
Later, ladies.
301
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,601
Willow, what are you doing?
302
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,637
Since when do you wear dresses?
303
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,072
And high heels.
304
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,440
Yeah, and did you...
305
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,141
Go out and buy a curling iron?
306
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:39,651
Sorry.
307
00:14:39,682 --> 00:14:44,249
I know we all agreed to wear garbage
bags today, but I just couldn't.
308
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,684
I want guys to like me.
309
00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:50,355
I don't want a five. Willow wants a seven.
310
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,490
Okay, but, Willow, you
don't have to do this.
311
00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:55,793
You don't have to buy in to
Todd's awful rating system.
312
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,462
You're already so amazing.
313
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,298
Guys...
314
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,500
This is the world that we live in.
315
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,668
I...
316
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,336
Willow, wait.
317
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,177
Okay.
318
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:14,881
So, Willow's right.
319
00:15:14,912 --> 00:15:18,816
This is the world that we live in,
but why can't we change the world?
320
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,121
Changing the world seems highly improbable.
321
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,516
It does seem like a lot
of work. I don't even like
322
00:15:26,547 --> 00:15:28,589
changing the cedar chips
in my hamster's cage.
323
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,540
(Slurping)
324
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,744
(Slurping amplified)
325
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:52,617
(Slurping continues)
326
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,386
Do you mind?
327
00:15:55,388 --> 00:16:00,558
I am trying to quietly enjoy my
individually wrapped slices of sky cheese.
328
00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:04,662
Sorry, bro. It's a slurp of joy.
329
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:09,300
Life's pretty sweet down here on
the golden shores of Parklandia.
330
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,904
You are an earth-bound troll.
331
00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:14,605
You're never coming down.
332
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,342
Well, I've got enough sky
cheese and chocolate milk up here
333
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,609
that I don't have to.
334
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,445
(Slurping loudly)
335
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:22,580
Pete: Guys!
336
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,182
What are you...
337
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,383
Wha...
338
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,223
(sighs)
339
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:37,628
Father... The nations of Parklandia
and Sky City are at war.
340
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,198
His people can't be reasoned with.
341
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,899
They are barbarians.
342
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:47,672
Well, I'd rather be a barbarian
than a ceiling monkey.
343
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,942
Guys, stop this.
344
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:53,411
Look, I know it can be
tough sharing a room,
345
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,914
but when you're grown up,
you're going to miss each other.
346
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:59,717
You're gonna wish you hadn't
spent so much time fighting.
347
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:00,818
Thanks, dad.
348
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:05,189
You know, I look forward to the
day when we're grown up and mature.
349
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,924
But until then...
350
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:09,961
Parklandia will feel my wrath
351
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:12,296
and taste my cheese!
352
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,900
(Grunting)
353
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:20,805
Oh, do you like cheese?
354
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,274
Then how about some cheese puffs?
355
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:35,920
Parklandia crouches for no one!
356
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,893
- (Typing)
- (Sighs)
357
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:48,366
(Clapping plays back)
358
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,268
Whatcha doing, honey bunch?
359
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,636
Karen's voice:
whatcha
doing, honey bunch
360
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,004
Whatcha doing, honey bunch
361
00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:54,505
Whatcha doing honey bunch
362
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,940
Whatcha doing honey bunch
363
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,942
Whoo, that's catchy.
364
00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,877
Hey, mom. Mom, stop.
365
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,546
- I'm trying to write a song.
- Oh.
366
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:02,513
I've been inspired.
367
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:03,648
(Shrieks)
368
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,983
So our trash-bag protest was a mistake.
369
00:18:06,773 --> 00:18:09,253
There are always gonna be jerks
like Todd Stetson in the world.
370
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,922
We can't change that.
371
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,991
But what we can change is the
way that we feel about ourselves.
372
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,627
- Well, good for you.
- Thank you.
373
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,863
Yeah, turns out when I'm really
passionate about something,
374
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,832
the song just kind of flows out of me.
375
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,467
Kind of like Joey and
that extra buttery popcorn
376
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,750
he had right before riding
that roller coaster. It just...
377
00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,941
thank you for that clear
but disgusting visual.
378
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,008
Yeah.
379
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,551
- Hey.
- (Chuckles)
380
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,054
Sorry.
381
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:45,022
It's skylight savings time.
382
00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:50,528
Good night and good luck, Parklandia.
383
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:51,796
(Laughing)
384
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,734
Fine, I was gonna go to sleep anyway.
385
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,738
(Thunder rolls)
386
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:01,973
(Squeals)
387
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:06,043
Parker, buddy, are you scared?
388
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:07,786
No.
389
00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:11,015
Parklandians are fearless people. We...
390
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,416
- (thunder rolls)
- (Screams)
391
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,387
Come on up, little bro.
392
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:18,589
Really?
393
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:19,857
Yeah.
394
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,832
- (Thunder rolls)
- (Squeals)
395
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,603
Told you we'd need this stuff.
396
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,314
Parker: Thanks, munch.
397
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:45,049
Joey: Hey, before there was Parklandia
and Sky City, there was the bro cave.
398
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,353
- (Whimpers)
- Jojo's here, jojo's here.
399
00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:57,995
Hey.
400
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,764
Liv Rooney here.
401
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,659
So I've written a new
song for the girls at my
402
00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:03,464
school that I really
want to share with you.
403
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:08,039
Some of the boys there have been
rating us girls based on our looks,
404
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,942
and that makes us girls
feel like we have to change.
405
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:15,646
But you don't have to change who
you are to fit someone else's idea
406
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,415
of what a girl is supposed to be.
407
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:23,020
- (Pop music playing)
-
On a scale from one to ten
408
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:26,057
I am perfect like I am
409
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,993
I don't need your number
410
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:32,063
I don't need your number
411
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:35,032
And the stupid magazines
412
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,702
Want me to change my everything
413
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:40,004
it don't even matter
414
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:43,808
they're not taking my power
415
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:49,981
I'm so over all of
these voices around
416
00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:51,949
They've said enough
417
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:56,454
It's my turn let's get loud
418
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:59,557
I'll show you what a girl is
419
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,026
'cause all of me is perfect
420
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:05,196
who cares about a dress size
421
00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:07,965
It's all about what's inside
422
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,569
I'll stand up now
423
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,871
and won't back down
424
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:16,874
we're breaking through the surface
425
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:21,012
to show you what a girl is
426
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:24,215
you are exactly what
you're made to be
427
00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:26,651
I swear
428
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,152
don't be afraid
429
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:34,058
just to put yourself out there
430
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:37,028
I'll show you what a girl is
431
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:39,964
'Cause all of me is perfect
432
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,967
who cares about a dress size
433
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:46,570
it's all about what's inside
434
00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:48,973
I'll stand up now
435
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,609
and won't back down
436
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:54,178
I'm breaking through the surface
437
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:57,214
to show you what a girl is
438
00:21:57,216 --> 00:22:00,117
breaking through the surface
439
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:04,055
to show you what a girl is
440
00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:09,260
Thank you for watching, girls,
441
00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:12,129
and please don't let
anyone tell you who you are.
442
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,964
You just keep being you.
443
00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:23,774
I'll show you what a girl is
444
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:26,711
That all of me is perfect
445
00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:28,179
I'll show you
what a girl...
446
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:31,115
(Shouting) Oh, Liv, this is beautiful!
447
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,950
Thank you!
448
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,852
- Ahem, inside voice.
- Oh.
449
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:37,922
I'm sorry.
450
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:40,791
I am just so proud.
451
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:43,060
You are like this generation's Carole King.
452
00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:46,630
- You don't know who that is?
- No.
453
00:22:48,057 --> 00:22:48,978
Thank you, though, mom.
454
00:22:49,008 --> 00:22:51,836
I just really hope that my song
inspires someone out there, you know?
455
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:54,672
Oh, it's inspired someone.
456
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,006
(Laughs)
457
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:58,576
It's inspired me.
458
00:22:58,578 --> 00:22:59,498
Oh dear.
459
00:22:59,529 --> 00:23:03,180
I am not ashamed of who I am anymore.
460
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:06,984
From this day on, I wear
my cape on the outside.
461
00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:08,586
Spizow!
462
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:13,124
Oh...
463
00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:15,326
Everyone shines in their own way.
464
00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:17,956
Karen: Whatcha doing, honey bunch?
465
00:23:18,006 --> 00:23:22,556
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