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- (Door opens)
- Wha... ah-ah.
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Did you three just escape
from a shallow grave?
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South is gonna be here any minute!
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South Salamanca was my co-star
on...
"Sing it loud!"
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I would've been lost in L.A. without her.
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(Laughs) I mean she was like my family,
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except I wasn't embarrassed
to be seen with her.
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Ugh! Okay, you all need
to change. You reek!
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Well, we had to mulch the roses.
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You know me and my roses...
I just care too mulch.
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(Laughs) I love it.
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- Hey.
- (Gasps) Oh, Maddie, no.
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Okay, I guess I am the
only one in this family
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who cares about making a
good impression on our guest.
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Not so fast!
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Looks like somebody has a crush on South.
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America has a crush on South.
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I'm the guy who has a shot.
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So, are you as excited about
seeing my L.A. b.F.F. as I am?
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- (Squeaks)
- Actually, South can be a bit much.
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(Doorbell chimes)
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(Both scream)
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There's my b.F.F.W.L.I.W.N.!
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I'm sorry, what?
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Both: Best friend forever
who lives in Wisconsin now.
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Mr. and Mrs. Rooney, great house.
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You don't even know.
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Well, actually, South,
we live here, so we...
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We do know.
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No. No, you don't.
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I'm from Hollywood.
I see beauty more clearly.
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I see beauty very clearly,
standing right in my living room.
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A rose to thank you for the hours
of joy I get watching your show.
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You watch "raise the roof"? So sweet.
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But don't get your hopes up. I'm 16.
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'Cause you don't look a day over gorgeous.
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(Whispers) Boom!
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(Theme music plays)
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Better in stereo
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b... b... better
in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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Let's go
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I lace up my high tops
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Oh no
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slam dunk
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Ready or not
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yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
-
Holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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you dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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when you
say yea-ah-ah
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I say
no-oh-oh
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when you say stop
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all I want to do is go, go, go
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you, you, the other half of me, me
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the half I'll never be-e
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the half that drives me crazy
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you, you, the better half of me, me
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the half I'll always need
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but we both know
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we're better in stereo.
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Class of '89 reunion's this Saturday night.
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Sign up here to volunteer.
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Don't make me use my whistle.
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I am so excited for your reunion.
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Thank you, honey.
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You know, I was kind of
a big deal in high school.
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So things might get a little crazy town
when prime-time Pete Rooney rolls in.
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Okay. I'm a longtime resident of crazy town,
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so I think I'll be okay, prime-time.
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It's time to put the brain Olympics
trophy in the school's case.
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Joint custody just... it
isn't working out, Artie.
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I'm happy to keep it at the school
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if it prevents you from
eating cereal out of it.
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I only did that once, and
it tasted like victory...
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With raisins.
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(Rattling)
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(Taps) Dang it, case won't open.
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Guess I'll have to keep it at my house.
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(Chuckles)
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Nice try.
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- (Whirs, clangs)
- (Gasps)
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What is that?
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It's beautiful...
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And unexpectedly sticky.
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"You hold in your hand the porcupine
prism, which will lead you to..." (Gasps)
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"The key of power."
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According to ridgewood lore, the
key of power unlocks locker C-23.
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Legend states that visionary math
geeks created the key in 1989,
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then hid it where it could
only be found by the chosen one.
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Both: I am the chosen one.
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We have to get into locker C-23.
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The scroll says the prism will guide us
to the key of power on the first night
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of the first month in the year of the snake.
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Wait! That's this Saturday!
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How do we get into school
on a Saturday night?
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Saturday night! Sign up for your
own coach Rooney's 25th reunion.
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Wait wait wait wait wait!
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I would like to volunteer
for my dad's reunion.
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Not before I can volunteer
for my mom's reunion.
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Well, thank you, boys.
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No, thank you, father.
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See you Saturday night, wad-bag.
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And... next period.
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So there we are, shooting the tropical
episode of...
"Sing it loud!"
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And the whole cast of...
"Sing it lou-oud!"
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was shipwrecked.
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Yeah, but then...
Oh, but then
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we heard the monkeys
singing the theme song to...
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"Sing it
lou-ou-oud!" Oh.
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(Laughs) It was like totes hilar.
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That show is so five minutes ago.
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Let's talk about your new show, South.
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(Laughs) Oh, you mean...
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"Rai-ai-I-I-I-se
the roof"?
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(Softly)
roof.
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"Raise the roof" is
about four lady carpenters
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who build houses by day and sing by night,
but still find time to solve crimes
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and compete in beauty pageants.
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I don't know how they do it!
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- Hey, you.
- Hey, you, back.
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People! People.
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Diggie and I recently
decided that we're "in like,"
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but we're just keeping it on the d.L.
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I'm in like. I want the world to know.
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I know it, he knows it.
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- And we like it that way.
- I hate it this way!
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Um, so you are about to meet
Liv's best friend, South Salamanca.
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You're probably not gonna like
her, but just do me a favor.
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I'd do anything for the girl I "like."
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(Laughs, snorts)
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Yeah, so just...
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When we go in, just be nice to her.
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Sure. I like doing favors
for people I "like."
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(Laughs)
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Okay, one hug, but just because
you're really cute right now.
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(Gasps) Person!
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Oh. No, that was...
That was just a lamppost.
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Yeah, so there she is.
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Prepare to be ignored, 'cause
she really only listens to Liv.
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(Laughs) And what is
all this yum-yum soup?
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(Chuckles) So, Diggie,
this is South Salamanca.
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Hi, nice to meet you. I love your show.
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(Laughs) You watch my show?
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You watch her show?
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It's really cool to meet you in person.
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Well, it's cool to be met.
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You don't even know.
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Wow. What gorgeous brown eyes.
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Thanks. My mom calls them
her little chocolate chips.
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(Giggles)
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What are you drinking there, punch?
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Let me freshen that up.
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Wow. I was not expecting that in Wisconsin.
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10,000 cows and one
good-looking side of beef.
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- Oh.
- Karen, uh, wait.
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I just wanted to tell you that Amy
Becker is gonna be here tonight.
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She and prime-time were kind of a thing.
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- I don't want you to be jealous.
- Oh, mama don't get jelly.
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So you're not gonna chomp ice all night
like you do when you get nervous?
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Mama also don't get nervy.
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And you're gonna speak normally
in front of my friends? Right?
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Mama might. (Laughs)
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(Rock music playing)
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(Crowd chanting) Rooney, Rooney, Rooney,
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- Rooney, Rooney...
- Whoa. You weren't kidding.
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Watch this, honey.
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(Shouts) What time is it?!
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Crowd: Prime-time!
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Oh, you must be Amy, Pete
Rooney's ex-girlfriend.
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The Pete Rooney? (Laughing)
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I wish!
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No, I'm Amy smalls. He dated Amy Becker.
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- Oh!
- (Shouting) Amy!
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This woman wants to meet you!
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(Funk music playing)
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Man:
yeah.
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Karen? Karen Rooney?
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Oh, you must be petey's
wife. I'm Amy Becker.
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Oh, it's so nice to meet you!
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Amy, Amy!
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So good to see you again.
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- Petey.
- Both: Oh!
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How do you still look so good?
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- (Laughs)
- I thought I was a swimsuit model.
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(Voice breaks) You're a swimsuit model?
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That just put me through med school.
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Oh. Swimsuit model, doctor. (Laughs)
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Good for you. Good for you.
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(Crunching)
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So, you're on the basketball team.
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Uh, actually, I'm the captain.
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Well, aye aye, captain.
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(Both laugh)
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Okay, how upset would you be if I
threw South so far she became north?
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Sorry, what?
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She's all up on Diggie
and she needs to not be.
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Okay, well then, Maddie, just talk to her.
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I mean, all you have to do is
say that he's your boyfriend.
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Okay, say it with me: Boy-friend.
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Diggie and I don't play fast and
loose with language like that.
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(Scoffs) Listen to yourself!
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No wonder South thinks he's available.
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Okay, well, can't you talk to her
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I mean, she listens to
you. You once talked her
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into wearing a parrot as a hat
to the "sing it loud" premiere.
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Yeah, I didn't want her
wearing the same bird as me.
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So you'll talk to her and tell her
to stay away from my... friend boy?
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"Friend boy"? Okay, Maddie, South
is not the problem here. You are.
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I mean, it's as clear as
my skin after a facial.
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Or anytime, really.
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Fine, I'll talk to her.
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By the way, your face is
really blotchy right now.
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The instructions say to place the
prism on top of a janitor's mop
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right here and wait for
the moonglow to hit it.
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Well then, we wait.
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I spy with my little eye...
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- Something...
- The prism.
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Mmm! I knew that was too obvious.
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No! Look, the prism!
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(Hisses)
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(Shrieking)
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I knew it. I knew it.
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It worked, it worked, it worked! Ugh!
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I spy with my little eye...
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The key of power.
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It is mine! I alone will unearth
the secrets of locker C-23!
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Is that Liv holding a "go to
prom with me, Artie" sign?
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Oh!
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Oh, I know she's not there,
but still I must turn!
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- Diggie: Two, three, four.
- Both:
what you gonna do
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And what you gonna do when
the world is a-rumbling?
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What you gonna do when
you're looking for the truth?
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Time to put down your
tools, pick up your mice
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And rai-aise the roof!
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(Cheers, applause)
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What?
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Maddie told me to be nice to South,
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so I've been hanging out with her all night.
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Who's racking up major
brownie points with his lady?
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This guy.
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(Both laugh)
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- South!
- Hmm?
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Can I... talk to you for a second?
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Sure thing. Keep my step warm.
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- (Guitar music playing)
- (Bangs)
246
00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,371
I see what you're doing, my man.
247
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,440
Game recognizes game.
248
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,111
Why were you in there?
249
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,214
Because I wouldn't have your attention
250
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:12,350
if I had just walked up
the stairs, now would I?
251
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:18,122
Stay away from South. My sister
might have a crush on you,
252
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,291
but I will crush you!
253
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,061
Hey, so... (Laughs)
254
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,429
I just want to talk to you about Diggie.
255
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,264
Oh, let me start.
256
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,700
He is good-looking and he can sing.
257
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:32,036
You don't even know. I don't even know.
258
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:38,610
(Forced laugh) Yeah, so listen,
he's kind of... It's like...
259
00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:43,615
He's... well, I mean, you know, he's,
like... He's sort of... It's mostly...
260
00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:46,517
So, uh, yeah.
261
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:50,321
Ha! Nailed that.
262
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:53,825
So does he have a girlfriend? (Laughs)
263
00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:57,262
Mmm, failed that.
264
00:14:57,264 --> 00:15:01,232
Oh! Does Diggie have a girlfriend?
265
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,734
Wow. Interesting.
266
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:08,640
Um, that's a really charged
and labelly word, you know?
267
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:15,079
You don't even know what I know, he is
"c" to the "u"... (Snapping fingers)
268
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,714
To the "t-e," cute!
269
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,250
Mm-hmm.
270
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:22,120
She's right. He is cute.
271
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:26,291
Be a shame if something were to
happen to him. (Cracks knuckles)
272
00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:38,102
So, are you ready to see me open
locker C-23 with the key of power?
273
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,570
Never underestimate a ginger!
274
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,005
We have paprika in our blood!
275
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,611
(Crunching)
276
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:50,882
Hey, mom, you okay?
277
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,117
Oh, I'm fine.
278
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,822
Mom, come on.
279
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:01,192
I know that look. I've worn that look.
280
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:04,262
- What's wrong?
- I'm just sitting here,
281
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:08,299
wondering how I'm supposed to
measure up to a supermodel/doctor.
282
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,702
Yeah, I saw her.
283
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:12,437
Nice work, dad.
284
00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:16,407
But... (Chuckles)
285
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,910
You are a few things she's not.
286
00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:23,414
You're funny and smart
and pretty darn cool.
287
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:26,718
Thank you, honey. (Chuckles)
288
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,653
What else am I?
289
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,190
A little needy right now.
290
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,427
But you're also a great mom.
291
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,296
That's very sweet.
292
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,597
There's one other thing:
293
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,433
Dad married you.
294
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,636
Well, he did, didn't he?
295
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,739
He could've married
christie Brinkley in there
296
00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:50,475
and instead he chose Carol Burnett.
297
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:54,545
I have no idea who either
of those people are.
298
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:58,282
But if it makes you happy, go with it.
299
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:03,321
(Artie shouts)
Tell your mommy you wuv her!
300
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:05,790
Artie.
301
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,859
(Rock music playing)
302
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:10,361
(Sighs)
303
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,796
Oh, there you are.
304
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:12,930
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
305
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,932
You've been chomping ice all night.
306
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:18,539
(Laughs) I just needed a minute,
but I'm better than ever.
307
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:18,936
Okay.
308
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:23,941
May I present for their throwback
dance, our prom king and queen
309
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,944
Pete Rooney and Amy Becker!
310
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,213
(Soft rock music playing)
311
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,702
(Crunching)
312
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,943
Oh no, I'm too late!
313
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:01,712
I'm afraid so, Joey, but
you've got a good view
314
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,315
as I meet my destiny. (Chuckles)
315
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,284
(Grunts)
316
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,320
(Gasps, laughs)
317
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,722
Did not see that coming.
318
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:16,260
My inability to take the stairs in a
timely fashion has saved me once again.
319
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,431
And now, my destiny awaits.
320
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,034
(Grunts)
321
00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:26,471
(Laughter)
322
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,573
It worked!
323
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:31,275
Class of '89 burn!
324
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,578
Mom?
325
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:39,617
We got my own kid!
326
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,286
How funny is that?
327
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:47,825
Artie, is this that nice boy Joey
you're always going on and on about?
328
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,961
I do not! Quit talking, mom.
329
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,462
(Laughter continues)
330
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:55,633
Did your mommy just say you wuv me?
331
00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:59,837
Come on, gang, let's go
pants principal fickman.
332
00:19:03,662 --> 00:19:05,943
South didn't get it when I
told her to leave Diggie alone.
333
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:09,981
Who was conveniently off
looking for vegan fudge.
334
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,617
This was the perfect swap-portunity.
335
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,853
Now I know that's a Liv word, but
I'm just getting into character.
336
00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:20,725
You guys are still there, right?
337
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:36,340
(Clears throat) Hey.
338
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,909
(Mimicking Liv, laughing) Hey. Hey.
339
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:43,514
Hey, South. It's your b.F.F.Q.Y.Z., Liv.
340
00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,561
What does that mean?
341
00:19:46,592 --> 00:19:50,988
Your best friend forever quail...
yak zoo.
342
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:55,927
So anyway, I just wanted to say
maybe you should back up off Diggie
343
00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:57,929
like nowsies. Okaysies?
344
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:03,034
What are you doing, Rooney?
345
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,902
(Laughs)
346
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,872
That's me, Rooney. Liv Rooney.
347
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:12,977
Okay.
348
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:20,117
So I was just telling South that she
should maybe, like, back up off you.
349
00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:22,720
What, you mean she was flirting with me?
350
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,856
(Scoffs) Are you dead?
351
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:31,028
And what's the big deal? Do you
have a girlfriend or something?
352
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,932
I think I'll let Liv answer that.
353
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,701
Liv.
354
00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:38,869
(Door closes)
355
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,538
Yeah.
356
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:43,174
Answer the question, Liv.
357
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:46,877
Whoa. Two livs?
358
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,412
Does Maddie know about her?
359
00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:51,949
(Laughs) Please. Two livs?
360
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,418
Like I would ever wear this outfit.
361
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,853
(Normal voice) Okay, now that you're here,
362
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,054
can you... (Whsipers) Please talk to her?
363
00:20:57,056 --> 00:21:01,592
No. Maddie, this is ridiculous.
Okay, you know what?
364
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,062
I am gonna put this in terms
that you can understand. Ready?
365
00:21:04,093 --> 00:21:04,495
Uh-huh.
366
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:11,836
It's time to step up to the hoop
and swing for the... sports thing.
367
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:17,141
Can you just say it?
368
00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:20,444
Okay. (Chuckling)
369
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:31,522
Um, Diggie is my...
370
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,661
Boyfriend. (Exhales sharply)
371
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,798
- Yes.
- (Maddie chuckles)
372
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,099
Finally!
373
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,103
Hear that, everybody?
374
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,538
Maddie Rooney...
375
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,807
(Shouts) Is my girlfriend!
376
00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:56,147
Maddie Rooney's my girlfriend!
377
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:58,716
(Chuckles)
378
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:01,686
(Shouts) Maddie Rooney's my girlfriend!
379
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:06,757
Okay, so when I pictured
that moment in my head,
380
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:09,493
he wasn't running away screaming.
381
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,762
(Laughing) But you did it.
382
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,798
I'm so proud of you, mads.
383
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,499
Now please take this off.
384
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,568
Yeah, way to go.
385
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,036
Diggie is a total score.
386
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,138
And no damage...
387
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,074
There's tons of other
fish in the sea for me.
388
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,843
How about a guppy?
389
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:32,149
Care to join me in the moonlight
for a juice box, doll?
390
00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:36,153
Sure, why not? (Chuckles)
391
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:39,123
So, you really a fan of my show?
392
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,558
Oh, you don't even...
know!
393
00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:51,736
- Hey, man.
- Hello, Artie.
394
00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:55,539
Did you spend all weekend
talking about me to your mommy?
395
00:22:57,142 --> 00:22:59,744
My mother and I are no
longer on speaking terms...
396
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,946
At least until taco Tuesday.
397
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:07,752
(Sighs) Listen, wad-bag, I know we
had our differences the other night,
398
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:10,321
but we sure do make quite a team.
399
00:23:10,323 --> 00:23:12,123
Speak for yourself, Rooney.
400
00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:14,325
I detest you with every fiber in my being
401
00:23:14,327 --> 00:23:16,927
and I'm gonna delete you from my phone.
402
00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:21,665
The fact that I was even in there
tells me everything I need to know.
403
00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:26,070
Maddie Rooney's my girlfriend!
404
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,105
Maddie Rooney's my girlfriend!
405
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:30,775
Maddie Rooney's my girlfriend!
406
00:23:30,825 --> 00:23:35,375
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