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I am calm.
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I am relaxed.
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I am a happy tree.
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(Thuds loudly)
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You are making it very
hard to be a happy tree!
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Sorry, Liv, I'm just...
I'm losing my mind
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waiting for this letter that will tell me
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if I made tryouts for the junior Olympics.
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Junior Olympics.
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It's just the chance to play basketball
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for my country and travel
the world for a year
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and score a bangin' team usa duffel bag.
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You know what...
It's no big deal.
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It's the biggest deal ever.
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Bam. What?!
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I just got home and
now she might be leaving
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for some once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity
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to represent our country
as a junior olympian?
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(Scoffs)
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How selfish can she be?
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Maddie, I totally hope you do get
to do your basketball audition.
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(Chuckles, snorts)
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Okay, well, it's called a tryout.
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Well, whatever it is called,
I hope you break a leg.
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(Laughs)
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Maddie.
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This was on the porch.
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(Exclaims) My letter!
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I'm going to throw up. Okay.
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Okay... you open it.
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Don't touch it! Okay.
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Okay. Ready?
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Socks?
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"You have been pranked by Joey."
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(Laughing)
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Booyah!
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(Chuckling) Should be booyah.
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(Theme music plays)
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Better in stereo
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b... b... better in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
let's go
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I lace up my high tops
oh no
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slam dunk
ready or not
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yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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you dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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when you
say yea-ah-ah
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I say
no-oh-oh
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when you say stop
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all I want to do is go, go, go
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you, you, the other half of me, me
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the half I'll never be-e
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the half that drives me crazy
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you, you, the better half of me, me
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the half I'll always need
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but we both know
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we're better in stereo.
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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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Boom!
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That is 14 in a row.
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Where's your defense, little man?
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It is three feet below your
shoulders, that's where.
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How is this even fun for you?
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I'm done here.
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Oh, come on. One more?
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I'm just trying to keep my mind off
Maddie and the junior Olympics.
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I really don't want her to leave.
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Have you heard anything?
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I keep my nose out of such affairs.
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Come on. One more game?
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Why don't you just get
Joey to play with you?
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He's not leaving for his pottery
class for a little while.
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Wait a minute...
Pottery class?
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He told me he was meeting with
his zombie appreciation society.
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Wait, he's lying to us?
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Why would you lie about
doing either of those things?
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Unless you're doing
something even more pathetic.
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What do you think he's up to?
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I don't know.
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Just when you think you
have a munch all figured out,
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he throws you a curveball.
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Maybe he has a secret girlfriend.
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(Both laughing)
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Okay, look... we need to
figure out what Joey's hiding.
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Last time he had a secret, I woke
up with 64 white mice in my bed.
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Wait, so are you saying this is an
affair you would stick your nose in?
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Ah, Diggie...
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My nose goes where it's needed.
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Hey, Rooney.
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Did you hear anything from
the junior Olympics people?
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Ah, no. Still no letter.
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- Wow, seriously?
- I said no letter!
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I'm sorry, I was just hoping for
good news about the tryouts.
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Oh! Wow.
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Okay, so you're saying you
want me to move away for a year?
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That's not what I'm saying at all.
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Oh, okay.
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So then you don't want me to make the team?
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Oh, wow. No. I want what you want.
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Mm-hmm.
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Exactly as much as you want it.
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Hey, Maddie.
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Hear anything from junior Olympics?
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No! I swear, if one more person...
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Hey, Maddie!
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Did you hear...
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(Loud thuds)
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Yes.
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Thank you for taking the
bouncing upstairs, Maddie.
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It is so much better!
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Maddie: Sorry.
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Any sign of the mail?
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- No.
- (Loud thuds resume)
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You know what...
I'll check again.
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Even though it's only been eight
minutes since the last time.
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I'm sure the mailman is standing
right there about to knock.
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Got a certified letter for Maddie Rooney.
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Okay.
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Have a good day. Bye.
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Junior Olympics.
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Maddie: Did it come?
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Um...
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Did you see that moment of hesitation
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where I almost did the right thing?
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No.
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No mail here.
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It was brief.
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But it was there.
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Dude, what are you wearing?
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We are not following Joey into the jungle.
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You don't know that.
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So Maddie might move away and now
you're dressed like a shrub.
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I got big problems, kid.
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Leave them at the door.
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We have work to do.
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I installed a GPS tracking
app on Joey's cell phone...
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Would you believe his password was "1234"?
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What a munch.
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Total munch.
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Hey, can you teach me how to
change the password on my phone?
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(Beeping)
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My GPS app just said
Joey entered the school.
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We just saw Joey enter the school.
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I know.
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This thing's good, huh?
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Okay, I just don't get it.
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Who would mysteriously sneak out at
night just to come back to school?
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A teenage superhero who uses
Ridgewood high as his bat cave.
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I knew his dorkiness was just too dorky
to be anything but a secret identity.
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(Sighs)
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Dude, I can't believe I
have to say this out loud,
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but Joey is not a superhero.
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Now I'm embarrassed I brought it up.
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Someone's coming.
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Hide! Hide!
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Boom! Jungle.
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You're welcome.
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What are you two doing here?
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We're superheroes and this is our bat cave?
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I didn't open Maddie's letter,
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but I struggled for hours
about what to do with it.
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In the end, I decided there really
only was one right thing to do.
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Hide it long enough
for her to miss tryouts.
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Yeah, it turns out that the toilet
tank is not a great hiding place.
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Mm, and...
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There.
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Oh, hair dryer.
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Is there any problem you can't solve?
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f-y-information, life is going
to get a lot more complicated
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for you both when you grow up.
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(Knocking at door)
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Karen: Liv, honey, can I come in?
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Uh...
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(Murmuring)
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Okay, yeah. Come on in.
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Hey.
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How are you doing?
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Oh! So good. I am phenomenal.
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I am just great.
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(Loud thuds)
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(Sighs) Poor Maddie has been out on
that basketball court all night.
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She is so anxious waiting
for this letter to arrive.
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It's just cruel that they
make her wait so long.
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It is so cruel.
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(Louder thuds)
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(Sighs)
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I have just been a nervous wreck
thinking about another one of my babies
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leaving the nest.
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But you, you're right there.
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Supporting your sister.
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It's just like this picture you two made.
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"Sisters by chance, friends by choice."
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You know... you girls live that every day.
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Every day?
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Ha ha! Twice on Sundays.
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Oh, I remember the night you
were leaving for Hollywood.
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(Sighing)
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Mom, mom, guess what.
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What is it, Maddie?
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We played basketball at recess today
and I was better than everyone.
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Even the boys. Bam!
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- What?
- Bam!
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What?
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Ooh, I like that.
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Bam! What?!
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What is happening?
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Joey, Parker just follows you around
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because he worships the ground you walk on.
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It is cute that he can't
take his eyes off of you.
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So that's why he poops with the door open.
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He'll grow out of that.
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Appreciate the offer.
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What offer?
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Bluetoothin', babe gotta bail, brah.
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Okay, here's aunt Dina's number in case
you need to get ahold of us in L.A.
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Keep it someplace safe.
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Got it.
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There she is. Look out, Hollywood.
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It is Liv Rooney.
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I had the most
amaze-a-licious idea.
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Instead of saying the name of my
show, I should always sing it.
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Sing it loud!
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That's gonna get old.
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Gonna?
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All right, everybody.
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Time to take mom and Liv to the airport.
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Wait. I need a twin moment.
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Are they gonna hug or fight?
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I never know.
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Look, I could be gone for a long time.
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You say the word and I won't leave.
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You have to go, Liv.
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I'm going to miss you.
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But this is your dream.
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Thanks. That means everything to me.
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Now go out and show Hollywood
how we do it in Stevens Point.
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Bam! What?!
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Yeah, don't do that.
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(Both chuckle)
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Wow. (Laughs)
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Thank you, mom.
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Really needed that reminder
of how selfless my sister was.
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I would be a monster not to
do the same thing for her.
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Oh, a hideous monster.
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All righty.
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You figured out my secret.
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I'm in a drum circle.
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We're called the bucketstreet boys.
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Go ahead. Make fun.
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Joey, that was awesome.
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And you know I die a little inside
every time I compliment you.
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I was really impressed too, Joe.
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Yeah, no one's taking you
seriously right now, Diggie.
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Stand down, soldier.
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Stand down.
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So what's with the sneaking around?
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Well, you know, some of
my guys are a little shy.
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A lot shy.
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So we've been rehearsing in private.
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But we're going public tomorrow
between fifth and sixth period.
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00:13:05,936 --> 00:13:08,171
Whoa... that's
hallway rush hour.
264
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,305
That's the point.
265
00:13:09,339 --> 00:13:12,075
We're gonna stop traffic
with our insta-jam
266
00:13:12,109 --> 00:13:15,311
and pick up some insta-hallway cred.
267
00:13:17,014 --> 00:13:21,184
That's cool. I mean, you just
became slightly less munchy.
268
00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:25,922
I just don't get why you keep the
one thing you do well a secret.
269
00:13:25,956 --> 00:13:28,024
(Scoffs) One thing.
270
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:32,895
Clearly you have never seen
me give medicine to a cat.
271
00:13:35,199 --> 00:13:37,900
(Loud thuds)
272
00:13:44,274 --> 00:13:46,242
Maddie couldn't sleep so she
was practicing free throws.
273
00:13:46,276 --> 00:13:48,077
Whatever those are.
274
00:13:48,112 --> 00:13:50,313
And have you ever noticed
how a bouncing basketball
275
00:13:50,347 --> 00:13:54,917
sounds like guilty secrets trying to
pound their way out of your skull?
276
00:13:54,952 --> 00:13:56,018
(Thuds continue)
277
00:13:56,053 --> 00:13:59,989
Young Liv: Sisters by chance...
Young Maddie: Friends by choice.
278
00:14:00,023 --> 00:14:03,960
Young Liv: Sisters by chance...
Young Maddie: Friends by choice.
279
00:14:03,994 --> 00:14:07,830
What... is... happening?
280
00:14:08,899 --> 00:14:12,101
Sisters by chance... Friends by choice.
281
00:14:12,136 --> 00:14:15,204
Sisters by chance... Friends by choice.
282
00:14:15,239 --> 00:14:19,108
Both: Sisters by chance, friends by choice.
283
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:23,312
I felt like the picture was
trying to tell me something.
284
00:14:23,347 --> 00:14:26,983
And it seems to me that if
a picture comes to life,
285
00:14:27,017 --> 00:14:28,918
you should probably listen to it.
286
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,888
Both: Give her the letter!
287
00:14:31,922 --> 00:14:34,023
Fine.
288
00:14:34,057 --> 00:14:37,193
But you had better be asleep by the
time I get back, young ladies.
289
00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:43,399
Maddie!
290
00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:44,566
Look what just came. (Squeals)
291
00:14:44,601 --> 00:14:46,402
It's your letter from the junior Olympics.
292
00:14:46,436 --> 00:14:48,303
Oh, finally!
293
00:14:48,338 --> 00:14:50,339
(Laughs)
294
00:14:51,741 --> 00:14:53,475
Wait, this just got here?
295
00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:54,677
It's midnight.
296
00:14:54,711 --> 00:14:57,780
Yeah. Yeah.
297
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:01,583
Yeah, it's this new feature
that the post office has
298
00:15:01,618 --> 00:15:03,452
where they wait until the last second
299
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,688
to deliver something
important to build excitement.
300
00:15:05,722 --> 00:15:07,389
It's called...
301
00:15:07,424 --> 00:15:10,359
It's called "antici-post."
302
00:15:10,393 --> 00:15:11,627
Liv...
303
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:15,264
When did this letter really get here?
304
00:15:15,298 --> 00:15:16,632
Okay, so it got here this morning.
305
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,367
What?!
306
00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:19,501
You had this all day?
307
00:15:19,536 --> 00:15:22,571
Hey! You cannot blame the messenger.
308
00:15:22,605 --> 00:15:26,308
Well, I can if the messenger
never gave me the message.
309
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,544
Now, what is going on out here?
310
00:15:28,578 --> 00:15:31,313
Liv hid my junior Olympics letter all day!
311
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,649
What?! Olivia Rooney.
312
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:37,519
Yeah, you see that... That is
the face of an appalled mother.
313
00:15:37,554 --> 00:15:40,656
You appalled her because you are appalling.
314
00:15:42,425 --> 00:15:44,493
I wouldn't say mom looked appalled.
315
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:45,661
She just looks kind of worn out.
316
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,396
(Sputters)
317
00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:50,332
Liv, you tried to sabotage me.
318
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,601
I would never sabotage
your dream like that.
319
00:15:53,803 --> 00:15:55,771
Well, now, Madison,
that's not totally true.
320
00:15:57,607 --> 00:15:59,641
Do you remember five years ago?
321
00:15:59,676 --> 00:16:01,477
Liv's audition DVD?
322
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:04,446
We are not talking about
five years ago, Karen.
323
00:16:05,682 --> 00:16:09,585
No, I think I'd like to hear Karen's story.
324
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:16,258
Say goodbye to Hollywood, Liv.
325
00:16:16,292 --> 00:16:18,360
Maddie, stop. What are you doing?
326
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,596
I'm destroying Liv's audition video.
327
00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:22,431
I don't want her to leave.
328
00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:24,333
Honey, no.
329
00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:28,403
No, I know this is going to be
hard, but this is Liv's dream.
330
00:16:28,438 --> 00:16:29,638
We have to let her try.
331
00:16:29,672 --> 00:16:32,674
If she doesn't, she will always
wonder what might have happened.
332
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:34,476
You're right, mom.
333
00:16:34,511 --> 00:16:38,514
I once passed up a chance
to move to Indianapolis
334
00:16:38,548 --> 00:16:42,417
to fill a coveted spot in a
regional production of "Oliver"
335
00:16:42,452 --> 00:16:45,387
as street urchin 3.
336
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,422
(With British accent)
I carry that regret with me
337
00:16:47,457 --> 00:16:49,658
every single day of me life.
338
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:56,465
You almost destroyed my audition DVD?
339
00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:58,300
- Liv, I...
- No, no.
340
00:16:58,334 --> 00:16:59,601
Ha! It's cool.
341
00:16:59,636 --> 00:17:02,538
Wow, for a while there, I
thought I was the evil twin.
342
00:17:02,572 --> 00:17:04,339
But it turns out we're both evil.
343
00:17:04,374 --> 00:17:06,542
Samesies!
344
00:17:06,576 --> 00:17:09,378
You can't call samesies.
345
00:17:09,412 --> 00:17:10,546
I was like 10.
346
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:12,447
Okay.
347
00:17:12,482 --> 00:17:16,552
I think we should focus less on the evil
that you share and more on the love.
348
00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:19,421
Neither one of you wanted
the other one to leave.
349
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,324
(Sighs) Maddie, she's right.
350
00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:25,260
I mean, I moved back to
Wisconsin to be with you.
351
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:26,495
I'm not ready to let you go.
352
00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:30,732
So yeah. I hid your letter.
353
00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:32,367
I'm sorry.
354
00:17:33,736 --> 00:17:35,604
Well, I mean...
355
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:38,707
I get it. Your heart
was in the right place.
356
00:17:38,741 --> 00:17:42,744
Liv, just know that
whatever is in this letter...
357
00:17:42,779 --> 00:17:44,713
We're never going to lose what we have.
358
00:17:44,747 --> 00:17:46,415
That's right.
359
00:17:46,449 --> 00:17:50,485
You'll always be sisters by
chance, friends by choice.
360
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,488
Yeah, so let's not say
that out loud anymore.
361
00:17:53,523 --> 00:17:56,391
(Sighs) Open your letter.
362
00:17:56,426 --> 00:17:57,459
Open the letter.
363
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,361
Diggie: Yeah, open the letter.
364
00:17:59,395 --> 00:18:00,596
Okay, fine, I will...
365
00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:02,297
Diggie?
366
00:18:03,766 --> 00:18:05,300
What are you doing here?
367
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,269
Just walking by. Thought I'd say hello.
368
00:18:08,404 --> 00:18:11,506
Oh. (Chuckles) Weird. But sweet.
369
00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:15,377
All: Open the letter.
370
00:18:15,411 --> 00:18:17,246
(Clears throat)
371
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,580
I made tryouts.
372
00:18:18,615 --> 00:18:20,315
I made tryouts!
373
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:23,352
(Exclaiming)
374
00:18:23,386 --> 00:18:25,387
This is huge.
375
00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:27,356
I am so proud of you.
376
00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:31,660
Wait, I have to be in Chicago
for tryouts in six hours?
377
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,396
I'm never gonna make that.
378
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:35,497
Six hours?
379
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,432
Oh! Six hours.
380
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:38,734
What have I done? Okay.
381
00:18:38,768 --> 00:18:40,435
Um, no no no. You know what?
382
00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:43,438
I can help. I can have
you packed in 5 1/2.
383
00:18:43,473 --> 00:18:45,340
Whoo!
384
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,342
Huh.
385
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,744
This says tryouts are next weekend.
386
00:18:48,778 --> 00:18:51,380
(Laughs, snorts)
387
00:18:51,414 --> 00:18:52,714
I know.
388
00:18:52,749 --> 00:18:54,750
Oh, but did you see her jump?
389
00:18:56,519 --> 00:18:59,655
(Laughs) Maybe I am the evil twin.
390
00:19:06,496 --> 00:19:07,562
(Quiet chatter)
391
00:19:07,597 --> 00:19:10,265
Am I too late for the insta-jam?
392
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,633
I got a bathroom hall pass from my teacher,
393
00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:14,336
but I didn't tell her what bathroom.
394
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,606
Guys, you made it.
395
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:21,710
By the time sixth period starts,
you'll be able to say, "Joey Rooney...
396
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,645
I knew him when."
397
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:27,649
(Bell rings)
398
00:19:27,684 --> 00:19:30,719
Attention, Ridgewood!
399
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:34,556
Get ready to get rhythm!
400
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,461
1, 2, 3, 4.
401
00:19:41,631 --> 00:19:43,298
Really?
402
00:19:44,634 --> 00:19:47,502
Seriously, now is not the time to be shy.
403
00:19:49,472 --> 00:19:51,273
Oh, man, this is terrible.
404
00:19:51,307 --> 00:19:52,274
We have to do something.
405
00:19:52,308 --> 00:19:53,375
You're right.
406
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,744
I have an immobilizing
dart gun in my pocket.
407
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,579
We can say he was dehydrated.
408
00:19:59,716 --> 00:20:01,316
I think I have a better idea.
409
00:20:05,555 --> 00:20:07,656
Thanks, man.
410
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:19,434
Now, are you guys drummers?
411
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:22,304
Or are you bummers?
412
00:20:23,706 --> 00:20:25,407
Well, the joke is on you.
413
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:28,677
Because Joey's out there with the
captain of the basketball team.
414
00:20:28,711 --> 00:20:33,482
And you guys are just standing here,
getting lectured by a fifth grader.
415
00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:39,788
Hey, Joey, we got the band back together.
416
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,324
Oh ho ho!
417
00:20:43,593 --> 00:20:45,527
All righty.
418
00:20:45,561 --> 00:20:47,496
1, 2, 3, 4.
419
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,768
(Inaudible over drumming)
420
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,445
(Cheering)
421
00:21:05,615 --> 00:21:07,749
- Way to go, Joey!
- Not now, Diggie.
422
00:21:07,784 --> 00:21:09,684
They love me.
423
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,758
(Gasps) Oh.
424
00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:19,528
So how'd it go?
425
00:21:19,562 --> 00:21:20,595
Did you make the team?
426
00:21:20,630 --> 00:21:24,399
Well, they said she had
a lot of potential.
427
00:21:24,434 --> 00:21:27,736
And she was one of only three
sophomores invited to try out.
428
00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:30,639
Yeah, they... they said
I did a really great job
429
00:21:30,673 --> 00:21:33,608
and they said for me to keep practicing.
430
00:21:33,643 --> 00:21:37,345
- Oh, Maddie.
- I'm so sorry.
431
00:21:37,413 --> 00:21:39,648
Yeah, because we start in ten weeks.
432
00:21:39,682 --> 00:21:40,782
I made the team!
433
00:21:40,817 --> 00:21:43,552
Bam! What?!
434
00:21:43,586 --> 00:21:45,353
Did you see their faces?
435
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:47,722
I didn't give it away.
I didn't give it away!
436
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:52,494
Oh, Maddie, I am so proud of you.
437
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:55,564
Thanks, mom.
438
00:21:55,598 --> 00:21:58,467
Wow, I'm really going to miss you, Rooney.
439
00:21:58,501 --> 00:22:02,337
But I'll be here waiting
for you when you come back.
440
00:22:02,371 --> 00:22:03,538
(Chuckles) Thanks, Diggie.
441
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:05,540
(Mockingly clears throat) No way.
442
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,409
Ahem!
443
00:22:09,645 --> 00:22:11,713
So, um...
444
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,449
I could be gone for a really long time.
445
00:22:14,484 --> 00:22:15,550
You just say the word...
446
00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:16,751
Don't go! Forget your dreams.
447
00:22:18,321 --> 00:22:20,455
What?
448
00:22:20,490 --> 00:22:22,357
I'm totally kidding. You have to go.
449
00:22:22,391 --> 00:22:24,292
I already made plans for
your half of the room.
450
00:22:30,399 --> 00:22:32,501
Thank you for watching my audition video.
451
00:22:32,535 --> 00:22:36,538
I would love to be your Stephanie
Einstein on "Sing it loud!"
452
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:38,406
(Laughing)
453
00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:39,741
That was great, honey.
454
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:43,412
Now you go on up to bed and
we will mail this out tomorrow.
455
00:22:43,698 --> 00:22:44,379
Thanks Mom.
456
00:22:44,401 --> 00:22:45,446
(Chuckles) Okay.
457
00:22:45,468 --> 00:22:46,744
Sleep well, honey.
458
00:22:48,269 --> 00:22:49,335
Hello Hollywood.
459
00:22:51,810 --> 00:22:54,130
Hope you enjoyed Liv. She's adorable.
460
00:22:54,158 --> 00:22:55,401
But while we have you here,
461
00:22:55,412 --> 00:23:00,558
I'd like to throw my hat in the ring
for Stephanie's mom, Alberta Einstein.
462
00:23:00,772 --> 00:23:05,149
Now, I don't have a script, but here's
how I imagine this character would be.
463
00:23:06,414 --> 00:23:07,964
(Sighs)
464
00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:10,571
(With British accent) Hello.
465
00:23:12,485 --> 00:23:13,838
Well, I didn't see you there.
466
00:23:14,069 --> 00:23:17,885
The name's Einstein.
(Chuckles) Alberta Einstein.
467
00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:20,381
Pete: Hey, honey,
You want some popcorn?
468
00:23:20,403 --> 00:23:22,151
Yeah, sure. That'd be great.
469
00:23:24,221 --> 00:23:28,136
Again, I hope you'll consider Karen Rooney
for the role of Alberta Einstein.
470
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:28,763
Thanks.
471
00:23:29,543 --> 00:23:30,291
(With British accent) Cheers.
472
00:23:30,341 --> 00:23:34,891
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