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Ooh! A package.
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Wait, what's in it? A new blouse?
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A new bag?
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Underwear that doesn't go
all the way up to your waist?
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It is an antique washboard.
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Oh! Isn't she a beaut?
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It's going to help Maddie and me
win the mother-daughter challenge
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at Jessup's pioneer trail this weekend.
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Ugh! Is that that woodsy place that
Maddie and I used to go to on field trips
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where the highlight was going to
the bathroom while sitting on a log?
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Yep! Maddie and I have been doing
this challenge for the last four years.
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You camp in the woods and live
like people did in the 1800s.
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Are you being punished?
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The most successful mother-daughter
team wins the golden butter churn
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and gets to lord it over the
other ladies for the entire year.
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Yeah, this is just a picture 'cause
mom and I have never really won it.
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Well, one of us always seems to get
leprosy or fall into a Wolverine nest
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- before we get enough points.
- Yeah.
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And by one of us, I mean Maddie.
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- Mom.
- Hmm?
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I can see and hear you.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ugh! This isn't going to be one of
those things that you drag me to, is it?
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[Laughing]
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[Laughs]
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Why are we laughing?
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What's so funny about me going with you?
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Are you inviting me or not?
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Liv, this is rough-and-tumble
outdoorsy living.
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Of course we're not inviting you.
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How dare she not invite me.
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Sure, it sounds gross and dirty and
stupid, but she should have at least asked.
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Then I could have turned her
down and laughed in her face.
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No, you wouldn't survive a day.
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[Theme music playing]
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Better in stereo
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b... b... better in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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Let's go
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I lace up my high tops
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Oh no
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slam dunk, ready or not
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yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
-
Holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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you dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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when you
say yea-ah-ah
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I say
no-oh-oh
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when you say stop
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all I want to do is go go go
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you you, the other half of me me
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The half I'll never be-e
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the half that drives me crazy
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you you, the better half of me me
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the half I'll always need
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but we both know
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we're better in stereo.
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Mom. Mom. Mom.
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I caught lunch.
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What is it?
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I don't know. It all
went down pretty quick.
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Mrs. Wakefield.
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Put us on the scoreboard.
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[Laughs] Looks like team Rooney
are the eager beavers this year.
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Nature pun intended.
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Maddie!
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I am here for the mother-daughter weekend!
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Who is ready to get
their pioneer par-tay on?
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Oh, honey, what are you doing here?
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I thought this wasn't your kind of thing.
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Yeah, and besides, mom and I are already
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doing this together and
it's only teams of two.
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That's why I went out and rustled up a mom.
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A mom?
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, I'm just talking about Bree du monde.
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Both: Bree?
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Bree du monde is the actress who
played my mom on
"sing it loud!"
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She's a triple threat... gor-gene,
fab-smash, and rock-a-diculous.
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- [Leaves rustling]
- Oh! There she is now.
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[Bree laughs]
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Pioneer Bree, reporting to the prairie.
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Oops, forgot to lock my horse.
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[Chirps]
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[Both laugh, sigh]
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Okay, buddy... womenfolk are out camping.
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Dad is out golfing.
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And that means we have all
day to do whatever we want.
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Way ahead of you, dude.
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Why do you think I'm
eating a rib with my foot?
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As impressed with that as I
am... I've got bigger plans.
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You mean like eating a
drumstick with my foot.
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Okay, buddy, I am talking about
a way to make cold, hard cash.
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You have my full attention.
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Don't waste this moment.
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Liv Rooney residential tour...
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for a small fee, members of the
local "sing it loud!" Fan club
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can see where their favorite teen idol
eats, sleeps, and obsessively flosses.
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I've been collecting her empty
shampoo bottles and toenail clippings.
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Can you say "gift shop"?
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I knew I'd cash in on how creepy
you were one of these days.
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Wipe that sauce off your foot.
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The tour shows up in an hour.
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Hey, guys.
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Golf got canceled.
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Bummer for me.
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But we get to spend
the weekend together now
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for a little father-son bonding time.
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Both: Yay.
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So while Maddie's off skinning lunch...
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Why don't we catch up?
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Bree, it is so good of you to come
and support Liv on such short notice.
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Well, Karen, when my TV daughter called,
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I just canceled everything
on my schedule to be here.
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[Chuckles]
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Just one of those situations where I
had to drop a butt bomb of mom on it.
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"Drop a butt bomb of mom on it"
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is something I used to say.
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Bree heard it and turned it into
her TV character's catchphrase.
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Since then, she's made a fortune
dropping a butt bomb of mom on cookbooks,
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workout videos, and yogurt
that keeps you young.
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I haven't said it since.
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I really miss the butt bomb.
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Well, mom... - yeah,
sugar? - What, sweetie?
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Oh... Oh, wow!
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[SIGHS, winces] This is awkward, isn't it?
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[Laughs]
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Hadn't really thought of that. Ha ha!
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So we should probably go set up our tent.
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And I'll see you around
the campfire, Karen?
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All right, we have got to think fast.
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The girls coming for the Liv Rooney
residential tour will be here any minute,
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and dad is acting like he owns the place.
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He sort of does.
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We need a project that will keep dad busy.
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You know how strict mom is
about what goes in the disposal.
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That's gonna break it.
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Shove it in.
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Shove it all in.
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[Grinding]
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[Metal breaking, clanging]
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[Whirring, loud thuds]
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[Whirring stops, metal pieces clang]
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Dad! Something's wrong with the disposal.
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You need to fix it.
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This is perfect.
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You know how dad takes forever
to do pretty much anything.
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What'd you do?
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You know how strict your mom is
about what goes in the disposal.
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Yep.
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It's jammed up real good.
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You can fix it, though... right, dad?
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Of course he can. Our father's a man's man.
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He can fix anything.
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Yeah, looks like it's time for
Pete to get his old plumber on.
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[Door opens]
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Greetings, lovers of Liv
and all things Rooney.
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Welcome to the Liv Rooney residential tour.
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And gift shop.
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We must be very careful not to
disturb any of the other residents.
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And we're walking.
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And we're walking.
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And we're walking.
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It's like taking candy from a... Artie.
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Oh, my late arrivals.
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Welcome to the best place
on earth... the past.
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Time to turn in all modern-day devices.
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Oh, dear.
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Um... [Laughs]
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So exactly how like
"modern" are we talking?
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'Cause, I mean, my phone's pretty old.
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I think I've had it for
at least like six months.
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Well, if the pioneers didn't
have it, neither can you.
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[Gasps]
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Oh, and don't forget your hairbrushes.
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[Gasps]
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We're pioneers, not animals.
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On the frontier women would
whittle hair-grooming tools
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made out of leftover firewood.
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Here's a comb.
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My babies.
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Don't worry, sugar.
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Everyone has their price.
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How about I trade you that curling iron
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for a signed copy of "a
very butt bomb Christmas"?
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Oh, Liv, honey. We should talk.
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I'm starting to wonder if you're
upset that I didn't invite you.
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[Gasps]
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Why ever would you think that?
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You brought in a substitute mom
from the other side of the country.
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It's kind of a red flag.
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Oh, yeah, maybe you're right, mom.
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Maybe I am a little bit upset.
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Maybe now I will beat you at your own game.
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As the pioneers would
say, I bid you good day.
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[Pole clatters, thuds]
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This changes nothing!
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Right this way, ladies.
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And now to our left, the
highlight of the tour.
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Liv Rooney's sleeping chamber.
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Please do not disturb
Liv's side of the room.
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But feel free to stand on the
un-famous twin's bed and take a picture.
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[Shutters clicking]
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It's exactly how I imagined it.
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Urban princess contemporary.
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How much to get me past the velvet rope?
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Sorry, Artie.
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That is off-limits.
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10 bucks.
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I'll give you 20 if I
can have a diva moment.
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[Murmurs]
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Deal.
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I really want to see this.
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Are you sure this is a good idea?
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Parker, I'm not sure any
of this is a good idea.
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Ready?
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[Vocalizing]
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Liv and Artie forever!
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I really want to make fun of that.
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But it was nothing short of magnificent.
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[Applause]
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We have been at this for three hours.
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How long does it take to churn butter?
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Well, obviously it takes
at least three hours!
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I'm sorry, Bree, I just... I really
want one of those bark necklace thingies.
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Liv: [Sighing] Okay, let's check.
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[Both laughing]
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Ha ha! In yo face, ladies!
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[Screams]
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You... you saw that, right?
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We're still going to get credit for that?
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No.
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But we do have a winner in
the wood-chopping competition.
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Congratulations, team Rooney!
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Yes!
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The secret is to really hate the wood.
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[Groans] Mom.
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This is finally our year.
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I mean, we are so far ahead, we've got
that golden butter churn all locked up.
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Well, unless we do something dumb...
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and by we, I mean you...
so don't touch anything.
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Hey, I hear you, mom.
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So here... Is to the golden butter churn.
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Maddie Rooney.
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Did you just take a nice, long
drink of water to avoid dehydration?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Then you're dead.
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Uh... Wha... uh... [
Stammers] Wait, hold on.
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I boiled this water.
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No no no no. You boiled that water.
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Oops!
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But we were going to win this year.
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Bringing out the dead!
254
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Wha... no, mom, I have been so careful.
255
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,855
You know what... we are so far ahead,
256
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,991
you win that golden butter
churn for both of us!
257
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,392
You keep this dream alive!
258
00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:53,698
Let's prepare the body for the viewing.
259
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:59,403
Amazing grace
260
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:01,906
how sweet...
261
00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:08,079
And then Liv's character was
like, "oh, no, you didn't!"
262
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,414
And then the bad girl was
like, "oh, yes, I did."
263
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:13,017
And then they had an angry dance-off.
264
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:16,120
It was like... [Imitates dance music]
265
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,222
Artie. Artie. Artie! Artie!
266
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,724
That is enough.
267
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:20,892
Get off the bed.
268
00:14:22,694 --> 00:14:24,295
Fine.
269
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,664
And then they made up
and became best friends.
270
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,699
[Imitates dance music]
271
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,835
Parker: All right, people.
272
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:33,371
Please direct your
attention to the window seat,
273
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,741
where you will find every stuffed
animal Liv has ever played with.
274
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,442
Also available for purchase.
275
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,979
Do I have to pay for the ones I gave her?
276
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:46,350
I'm not answering that question
until you've returned the gum
277
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,352
you took from under her desk.
278
00:14:57,729 --> 00:14:59,730
Pete: Hey, boys, you up there?
279
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,499
Dad's coming. Everybody hide!
280
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,901
I mean, to the shoe closet.
281
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,170
All right, people.
282
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,773
And we're moving. And we're moving.
283
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:09,941
And we're moving faster.
284
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,476
So that means move faster.
285
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:18,449
Hey, what are you doing
in Liv and Maddie's room?
286
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,852
We just miss them so much.
287
00:15:23,288 --> 00:15:26,357
And why are their stuffed
animals down from the attic?
288
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:31,028
We missed them too.
289
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:35,333
Well, the garbage disposal's fried.
290
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,902
I have to go to the hardware
store to get a new one.
291
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,771
Yeah, you're a real man's man.
292
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,840
I'll see you later.
293
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,342
Hey, do me a favor.
294
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,110
Put those stuffed
animals back in the attic.
295
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,112
They're creepy.
296
00:15:54,786 --> 00:15:57,221
Bree: Oh, thanks for
fetching the water, Liv.
297
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,991
You missed a wonderful wake.
298
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,526
[SIGHS]
299
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,829
Yeah, and now with Maddie out of the game,
300
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,531
we might actually have
a chance at beating mom.
301
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:11,102
She did have to trade in all
her firewood for funeral flowers.
302
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,871
Oh, Bree.
303
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,306
I am so proud of us.
304
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:20,344
I mean, first, we create butter
out of nothing but thin air.
305
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:22,880
Okay, well, five gallons of
milk and three hours of labor,
306
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:25,216
but still... we made butter.
307
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:35,559
And now we are getting our clothes
squeaky clean... With nothing...
308
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:40,364
But dirty rocks... And soap that I'm
pretty sure is burning my skin off.
309
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:45,870
And if I do say so myself,
I have dropped a butt bomb
310
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,805
of pioneer mom on this here log comb.
311
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:50,908
Ow!
312
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,343
Ow!
313
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,078
Ow!
314
00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:59,116
I actually took a little break and
cooled my toes off in the stream,
315
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,085
and it was so refreshing
that it made my feet tingle.
316
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:02,987
You go, girl!
317
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,856
Are those leeches?
318
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,091
[Shrieks]
319
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:09,327
Leeches! Real, live leeches!
320
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,295
Get these bloodsucking slugs off of me!
321
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,963
Bree, do something!
322
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,432
Get off her, leeches!
323
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:17,101
Shoo! Shoo!
324
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,869
Come on, Bree.
325
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,971
This is where you drop
a butt bomb of mom on it.
326
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,074
Oh, honey, I'm not your mom.
327
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,842
Don't take this the wrong way.
328
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,177
But I'm out of here.
329
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:29,413
Is there a right way to take that?
330
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:45,262
And as we conclude the tour...
Ooh hoo hoo, this is a rare sight.
331
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:47,331
Liv Rooney's real-life father.
332
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,067
Don't disturb him.
333
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,535
We'll go out the back.
334
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:53,304
No way.
335
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,272
I was promised a full tour.
336
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:59,043
My holiday card will have a picture
of me in every room in this house.
337
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,011
Fine.
338
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,613
Just wait here one second.
339
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,582
Also, I hate you.
340
00:18:06,651 --> 00:18:08,285
Hey, pops.
341
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:09,487
Whatcha up to?
342
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,189
While I was at the hardware
store, I picked up an alarm system.
343
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:14,925
We have a celebrity living in this house.
344
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,027
People would pay to get in here.
345
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,563
Fascinating. Show me everything.
346
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:22,099
Don't take your eyes off this box.
347
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:27,071
I've never been more interested
in anything you've ever done.
348
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:29,206
Hold still, Joey.
349
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,674
I'm setting the motion detector.
350
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:34,245
Any movement will trip the alarm.
351
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,579
[Siren wails]
352
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,548
Female voice: Alarm activated.
353
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,083
12 intruders detected.
354
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,118
Pete: What's wrong with this thing?
355
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,554
Joey: Well... well, I know.
356
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,656
Just so excited I can't stand still.
357
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:49,460
[Siren wails, ceases]
358
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,295
Female voice: Alarm deactivated.
359
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,963
House secure.
360
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:56,434
I thought I told you to put those
creepy things back up in the attic.
361
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,704
I thought I did.
362
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:03,507
You don't think they came
down on their own, do you?
363
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:10,448
If I sing about leeches
maybe they'll go away, LA LA LA
364
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,716
LA LA LA LA LA LA leeches!
365
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:19,123
[Whimpers] Get off me, leeches.
366
00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:23,494
I just saw Bree running and
screaming down the trail.
367
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,964
Well, I can't imagine
why you would think that.
368
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,632
I have never been better.
369
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,468
I have leeches, mom. I've got the leeches.
370
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,704
Oh, yes, you have leeches.
371
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:37,741
Well, lucky for you, every good
mom keeps a credit card handy
372
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,543
in case of an emergency.
373
00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:43,314
- [Murmurs]
- Ugh.
374
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,250
Yet another reason to love credit cards.
375
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:47,485
[Chuckles]
376
00:19:49,287 --> 00:19:50,721
[Gasps]
377
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,757
Pioneer women did not carry credit cards.
378
00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:58,329
You are disqualified.
379
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:01,599
Please surrender your bonnet.
380
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,667
Oh, no, mom!
381
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,769
You have horrible bonnet-head.
382
00:20:07,572 --> 00:20:09,507
Oh, she's not wrong.
383
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,141
You look like a bison.
384
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:18,315
Well, Liv, you are the
last Rooney standing.
385
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,017
I couldn't be prouder of you.
386
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:23,554
You're our last chance to bring
home the golden butter churn.
387
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:27,491
I don't care about some
stupid golden butter churn.
388
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:29,627
I just wanted to spend time with my mom.
389
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,695
Oh, thank you.
390
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,197
You are talking about me, right?
391
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,665
[Laughs]
392
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:37,101
I guess I just got a little bit jealous
393
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,602
with all of you and Maddie's
mother-daughter time,
394
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,471
and I just wanted some for me.
395
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:44,441
I never scraped leeches
off of Maddie's legs.
396
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,377
[Laughs]
397
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,112
Thanks for taking care of me.
398
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:50,814
You are one butt bomb of mom.
399
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:52,683
[Both laugh]
400
00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:56,053
Mama got her butt bomb back.
401
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:58,422
Boom! Dropped.
402
00:21:01,826 --> 00:21:04,662
You have no idea how
good it feels to be clean.
403
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:08,432
You have to work extra hard to scrub
leech slime off of your fingers.
404
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,467
[SIGHS]
405
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,503
Well, welcome home, mom.
406
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:16,807
While you were away, dad
did some manly things.
407
00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:20,444
Including upgrading your garbage disposal.
408
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,746
- You broke it, didn't you?
- Not the point.
409
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:26,617
Pete, are you sure you know how
to install a garbage disposal?
410
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,253
Not the point.
411
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:30,688
You should try it. It works great.
412
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,323
We tested it with all the
leftovers in the fridge
413
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:34,358
that we couldn't even get Parker to eat.
414
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:42,099
[Mechanical whirring]
415
00:21:50,408 --> 00:21:52,242
[Whirring ceases]
416
00:21:53,778 --> 00:21:59,583
This is why we have strict rules
about what goes into the disposal.
417
00:22:07,158 --> 00:22:08,892
I got to hand it to you, munch.
418
00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:12,896
You came up with a ridiculous
idea and you made it work.
419
00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:15,833
The best part is nobody found out.
420
00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:21,705
You two are so busted.
421
00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:24,174
We're sorry. We should...
422
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:28,679
what do you know?
423
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:32,316
Oh, just that you
completely space-invaded me.
424
00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:37,254
If you are going to use my favorite
hairbrush to brush out a clown wig,
425
00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:41,458
at least remove the nasty
orange hair when you're done.
426
00:22:43,294 --> 00:22:45,462
Yeah, you got us.
427
00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:50,234
We were stealing brushes and
combing clown wigs all weekend.
428
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,636
Totally busted.
429
00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:53,804
Just don't let it happen again.
430
00:22:53,854 --> 00:22:58,404
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