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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Bingo! Bonanza! Big news.
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My boyfriend's coming to town.
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[Squeals]
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- Boyfriend?!
- Boyfriend...
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Boyfriend.
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Liv's been long-distance
dating Miller White...
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The world-class skateboarder
with the famous ponytail.
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He pulled off the first ever
nose-grab five forty hand-plant.
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Impressive.
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But can he drain a buzzer-beater
from half court at Regionals?
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Bam! What?!
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Why is Miller White coming
to Stevens Point, Wisconsin?
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Oh, to see me, myself and I.
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[Both squeal]
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He's skateboarding in a competition
downtown this weekend, and get this;
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His sponsor, "Flip Kick Magazine,"
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asked me to be a celebrity Judge.
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Liv, you are...
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Many things...
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But seriously?
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The Judge of a
skateboarding competition?
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Celebrity Judge.
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Emphasis on...
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Celebrity.
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Hey, I have skateboarding cred.
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You're forgetting, not
only am I the star of...
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Sing it loud!
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I'm also the star of the highest-grossing
skateboarding bank robber movie ever.
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In between seasons of...
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Sing it loud!
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Liv starred in a movie called
"The Skateboard Bandit".
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A girl, a bag of loot, a skateboard.
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She'll take your money
and steal your heart.
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Liv, you do know that being in
a skateboarding movie doesn't
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actually qualify you
to Judge skateboarders.
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Well, the good people at "Flip
Kick Magazine" think differently.
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I'm picking my credentials
up Saturday morning,
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and you can come with me
if you want to meet Miller.
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Ugh, I can't.
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Early morning basketball
practice compliments of Coach dad.
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What?
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No, Maddie, I need you
with me to run interference.
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When the family knows that
Miller's in town, they're gonna want
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to meet him and then they're
gonna completely embarr-a-blast me.
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These people have been embarrassing
me for the past four years.
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Your turn now, Hollywood.
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[Theme music plays]
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Better in stereo.
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B... b... better in stereo.
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I'm up with the sunshine.
- Let's go.
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I lace up my high tops.
- Oh no.
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Slam dunk.
- Ready or not.
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Yeah, show me what you got.
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I'm under the spotlight.
- Holler.
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I dare you, come on and follow.
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You dance to your own
beat. I'll sing the melody.
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When you say yea-ah-ah.
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I say no-oh-oh.
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When you say stop.
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All I want to do is go, go, go.
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You, you, the other half of me, me.
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The half I'll never be.
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The half that drives me crazy.
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You, you, the better half of me, me.
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The half I'll always need.
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But we both know.
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We're better in stereo...
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[Music]
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Look at that ponytail fly, Parker.
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Can you believe we are actually
breathing the same air as Miller White?
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Ooh. Some little kid left his skateboard.
We should bring it to lost and found.
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No no no! Don't touch that!
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That is Stanley.
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It's Miller White's first skateboard.
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He built it himself when he was eight.
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He takes it with him everywhere.
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I wish I was Stanley.
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Okay, got my Judge's badge.
Let's get out of here, people,
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before anymore damage to
my relationship is done.
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No, honey, I want to
meet your boyfriend.
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This is just the kind of thing that we
missed out on when you were in Hollywood.
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You'll introduce us, he'll be nervous...
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But I will settle him down and let
him know that I'm not just your mom.
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I'm also your super-cool friend.
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Great, pal.
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But let's get going.
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Miller's practicing and
he's totally slammed.
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Doesn't even have a sec to say hey.
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Hey!
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- Miller.
- Hey, cute-sicle.
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Oh, is this the fam?
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Hi, I'm Karen, cute-sicle's mom.
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Oh, you're the psychologist.
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Can you see my future?
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You're thinking of a psychic.
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Wow, you are good. I totally was!
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They brought Miller in to teach me
how to skateboard for my new movie.
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They would not have brought him
in to teach me rocket science.
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Or simple math.
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Little guy's Parker, and...
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I'm Joey...
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The misunderstood ladies man.
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Whoa.
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So this is your identical twin, huh?
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No. Maddie's coming later.
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She's a blonde.
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And a girl.
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Cool.
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Hey dude, ever tried to grow a ponytail?
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It's pretty sick. Woo!
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Kinda got this look
I'm locked into here.
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Cool.
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Uh, would you excuse us? We have some
super top secret skate biz to attend to.
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Bye, Miller.
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- Thanks for being so sweet with my fam.
- Oh, no prob.
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I have one too.
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[Giggles]
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You look really great by the way.
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It's so nice to see you in the reals.
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It's nice to be seen in the reals.
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Oh...
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Someone wants to say hey.
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Hey!
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Miller, I dig you, but I'm not
saying "hey" to your skateboard.
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That's cool.
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I don't want you talking to other dudes.
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Well hey, I gotta go practice,
but I'll see you later tonight?
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- You gonna shine bright?
- Like a diamond.
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I'm gonna walk away now.
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- Not if I walk away first.
- Both: Oh oh oh oh.
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[Both chuckle]
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- All right.
- Okay. Yeah.
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Okay, okay. [Giggles]
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[Sighs]
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Okay, people! The competition
starts in four hours
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which leaves me only three and a half
to figure out what I'm gonna wear.
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Wait, we have to leave
already? We just got here.
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Can't we stay and watch practice?
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All right, but no spitting,
hitting or yelling.
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And if you get into any trouble,
your last name is not Rooney.
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It is Johnson.
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Okay. What do you guys think?
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Is Miller gonna like this?
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Does it say fantasta-licious
with a touch of bling-a-ding-ding?
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I stopped having an opinion
like 12 bling-a-ding-dings ago.
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You know my vote. If a boyfriend's around,
go with sweatpants and a baggy shirt.
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- You can go now, dad.
- Yes!
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Lacking any style pays off again.
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I tried to teach mom what an app was last
week, and that was less grueling than this.
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[Cellphone dings]
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Oh! It's Miller.
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Oh, his texts are like poetry.
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[Clears throat]
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"Hey cute-sicle, loved
our fly-by this afternoon".
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"Fly-by"... adorbs!
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"Don't take this the wrong way,
but I'm breaking up with you".
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"It's not you, it's me".
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"Well, me and Stanley".
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Liv, I'm so sorry.
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You know, just because I'm a dad
doesn't mean I can't handle girl stuff.
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[Sobs]
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Ooh. Crying.
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I'll get mom.
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[Music]
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[Knocks]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Maddie told me the bad news.
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Honey, I'm so so sorry.
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[Sighs]
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You know, as any good
psychologist knows,
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there's only two ways you ever really
feel when someone breaks up with you.
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Sad or mad.
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If you're feeling sad...
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I have the hugging pillow.
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Mm!
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And if you're feeling mad,
I have the punching pillow.
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Now when I was dating your
father, I used both of them.
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Constantly.
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Miller text-dumped you?
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Who does that?
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What a jerk!
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But he used ocean body spray.
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[Sighs]
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He always smelled like the beach.
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I love the beach.
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He ruined the beach!
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I've been kicked to the curb.
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And we're back to the hugger.
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That is a great rhythm
you got going there.
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Whoa!
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Joey: Oh, the Masked Shredder!
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They say he wears the mask
because he's taken so many falls
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that he doesn't even have a face.
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And he will shred anything.
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Because he's the craziest
guy in the circuit.
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He is known for his wipeouts.
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There's this one on the Internet where
he caught so much air he took out a duck.
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The Masked Shredder. I have
got to get a picture with him.
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I'll put it in my locker, and
it'll totally up my hallway cred.
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But he's charging for pictures.
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All right. I guess we're
doing the old sneak-and-snap.
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I'll walk up behind him, give
my patented cool guy face...
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Then you snap our picture.
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Okay. But be careful. He's a
bad dude, and you're kind of a...
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How do I say this?
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Weak baby kitten.
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It's go time.
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[Growls]
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[Screams]
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[Deep, distorted voice]
You two, come with me.
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[Grunts]
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I'm too young to die.
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I'm even younger.
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I can't believe this.
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[Normal voice] Joey Rooney?
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Skippy Ramirez?
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You're the Masked Shredder?
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Sure am. I have not seen you in years.
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I know. I just assumed you pretended
to move away and stopped calling me.
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Not that that's ever happened.
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Wait.
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The Masked Shredder knows my brother?
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Joey was the first guy
to get me on a skateboard.
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My brother taught The
Shredder how to skate?
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Wait, is Joey not a total butt nugget?
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I gotta warm-up. Feel free to hang here and
take whatever you want from my swag bag.
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[Deep, distorted voice] Just
don't eat my lemon yogurt!
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Ooh. This must be bad.
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Mom's got the pillows out.
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Hey, Mads.
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Okay. You ready to go
to that competition?
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No way.
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It'd just be too hard to face Miller.
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Liv, don't do this, okay?
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Don't let him win.
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You are Liv Rooney,
international teen sensation.
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You shouldn't be in here moping, you
should be out there sticking it to Miller.
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I don't think I like that tone, Maddie.
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You think you need
punchy for a few minutes?
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Mom, can we have some twin time please?
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Oh, sure.
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I was there for all
36 hours of your labor,
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but if you don't need me in this
moment of crisis, I guess that's fine.
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Liv, I am not gonna let you sit
here feeling sorry for yourself.
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We are going to march down to that
skate park and hit Miller where it hurts.
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We are?
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I love it when you get all "Friday
night lights" on me. [Squeals]
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Keep talking. Just don't spit so much.
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We are going after the one
thing Miller cares about most.
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That stupid skateboard.
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[Gasps]
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- Stanley!
- Yes.
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00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:54,503
Stanley's going down.
255
00:11:54,504 --> 00:11:56,313
Faboosh. We have a plan.
256
00:11:56,314 --> 00:12:02,214
Which is so great because my
outfit totally came together today.
257
00:12:02,487 --> 00:12:04,260
[Music]
258
00:12:04,261 --> 00:12:06,481
[Cheering]
259
00:12:08,635 --> 00:12:10,468
Welcome, fans.
260
00:12:10,469 --> 00:12:13,802
I'm Johnny Nimbus, your
channel four meteorologist,
261
00:12:13,803 --> 00:12:17,273
sitting alongside professional
skateboarder Spike Bickle.
262
00:12:17,274 --> 00:12:19,022
But who cares about us, right?
263
00:12:19,023 --> 00:12:21,625
You're here to see a
real celebrity Judge.
264
00:12:21,626 --> 00:12:24,079
And here she is, Liv Rooney!
265
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:28,117
She's the star of the hit summer
blockbuster "The Skateboard Bandit," and...
266
00:12:28,118 --> 00:12:30,439
Sing it loud.
267
00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:33,122
- Did I do that right, Liv?
- Not even close, Johnny.
268
00:12:33,123 --> 00:12:37,214
Fantastic. Hey folks, I gotta
tell you, I was checking out this
269
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:41,363
Miller White earlier today and
I think he is positively boss.
270
00:12:41,364 --> 00:12:43,599
Liv, that word "boss,"
is that still hip?
271
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,927
Right up until the second
you said it, Johnny.
272
00:12:45,928 --> 00:12:47,442
Great stuff.
273
00:12:47,443 --> 00:12:50,151
Johnny: Hey fans, we're
five minutes away...
274
00:12:50,152 --> 00:12:51,524
Hey, Liv.
275
00:12:51,525 --> 00:12:53,689
Hey, before you start
judging, I need to talk to you.
276
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:58,217
- Oh no, I'm not who you think I am.
- Shh shh shh.
277
00:12:58,218 --> 00:13:01,086
Move the finger or you lose the finger.
278
00:13:01,087 --> 00:13:03,118
I know you're angry, but hear me out.
279
00:13:03,119 --> 00:13:04,934
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have dumped you.
280
00:13:04,935 --> 00:13:09,154
I get all crazy before I
skate and do stupid things.
281
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:11,106
But...
282
00:13:11,107 --> 00:13:14,062
Any chance you'll take me back?
283
00:13:14,063 --> 00:13:15,770
Oh, I see.
284
00:13:15,771 --> 00:13:18,979
You just text-dump a girl and
then you suddenly remember she's a
285
00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:21,926
Judge at your competition so you
suddenly ask her to take you back?
286
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:24,534
Well, not happening. Step it, Miller.
287
00:13:24,535 --> 00:13:26,473
Bam! What?!
288
00:13:26,474 --> 00:13:27,861
[Groans]
289
00:13:27,862 --> 00:13:30,922
Dudes, a little help?
290
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,639
Okay. Um, Skippy?
291
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,065
What's wrong?
292
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:39,796
[Normal voice] I sprained my
ankle doing a Gangnam Style.
293
00:13:39,797 --> 00:13:42,392
You're up next. How
are you gonna compete?
294
00:13:42,393 --> 00:13:43,398
I'm not.
295
00:13:43,399 --> 00:13:47,549
I hate to let my fans down, but I
guess I'm out of the competition.
296
00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:49,782
Then let Joey take your place.
297
00:13:49,783 --> 00:13:51,005
Wait, what?
298
00:13:51,006 --> 00:13:53,202
Just wear the mask. Nobody will know.
299
00:13:53,203 --> 00:13:56,721
Little dude's right. You can do this.
You're the one who taught me how to skate.
300
00:13:56,722 --> 00:14:00,046
I was four. We were sitting on
the board eating animal crackers
301
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:04,504
and I accidentally
rolled down the driveway.
302
00:14:04,505 --> 00:14:07,421
Skippy, since we parted
I've focused more on the
303
00:14:07,422 --> 00:14:10,608
sedentary video game
angle of skateboarding.
304
00:14:10,609 --> 00:14:11,865
[Chuckles]
305
00:14:11,866 --> 00:14:15,059
Joey, you don't have to win.
That's not what my fans look for.
306
00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:17,721
You just have to wipe out
so huge that you go viral.
307
00:14:17,722 --> 00:14:23,419
Or if you guys hold the ropes, I can wow
the crowd with my double-dutch skills.
308
00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:26,918
Dude, if the Masked Shredder wants
you to skate for him, you gotta do it.
309
00:14:26,919 --> 00:14:29,897
For the fans. For me.
310
00:14:29,898 --> 00:14:32,306
Parker never looked
at me that way before.
311
00:14:32,307 --> 00:14:34,075
I wasn't gonna let him down.
312
00:14:34,076 --> 00:14:38,516
Even though it meant I would likely die.
313
00:14:39,738 --> 00:14:43,758
You're The Shredder now. Shred on!
314
00:14:44,086 --> 00:14:48,289
[High-pitched] I am
totally going to dominate.
315
00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:51,930
[Normal voice] Can someone teach
me how to work the voice thingy?
316
00:14:51,931 --> 00:14:56,057
And coming up next...
ooh, the Masked Shredder.
317
00:14:56,058 --> 00:14:57,015
[Cheers and applause]
318
00:14:57,016 --> 00:14:58,943
All right, dude, remember.
You are The Shredder.
319
00:14:58,944 --> 00:15:00,900
So the crowd's here
to watch you wipe out.
320
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,771
But before you do, you've
got to put on a show.
321
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:07,768
Okay, catch some air, Kickflip into a
no-comply, turn that into a pop-shove it,
322
00:15:07,769 --> 00:15:10,359
wave to the audience and
wrap it with a McTwist.
323
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,126
Simple.
324
00:15:12,127 --> 00:15:15,487
Question, am I allowed
to do this sitting?
325
00:15:15,488 --> 00:15:17,050
[Laughs]
326
00:15:17,051 --> 00:15:19,353
Animal crackers style. You're hilarious.
327
00:15:19,354 --> 00:15:21,621
[Screaming]
328
00:15:21,622 --> 00:15:22,512
[Crashing]
329
00:15:22,513 --> 00:15:24,299
Oh my!
330
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:30,200
The Masked Shredder just shredded
himself like a pork sandwich.
331
00:15:31,062 --> 00:15:34,401
[Deep, distorted voice] Nailed it.
332
00:15:34,402 --> 00:15:36,500
Hey, extreme sports fans,
333
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:40,013
get ready to blow the roof off
the Mega Extreme Sports Complex.
334
00:15:40,014 --> 00:15:43,509
Because entering the arena
is the reason we're all here.
335
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:47,580
The man, the myth, the
17-year-old skate legend...
336
00:15:47,581 --> 00:15:49,821
Miller White!
337
00:15:49,822 --> 00:15:52,042
[Cheering]
338
00:15:53,614 --> 00:15:55,474
Hey!
339
00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:58,495
Johnny: Ah, there it is.
340
00:15:58,496 --> 00:16:02,455
The familiar sight of Miller White marching
around with his good luck board, Stanley.
341
00:16:02,456 --> 00:16:04,380
Liv, isn't Miller White something?
342
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:09,001
Oh yeah, Johnny. He's
definitely something.
343
00:16:10,238 --> 00:16:12,440
Yeah, that's right.
Kiss that skateboard.
344
00:16:12,441 --> 00:16:14,041
Kiss it good-bye.
345
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:16,377
Bam! What?!
346
00:16:16,378 --> 00:16:20,290
Why are you "bam what"-ing? Are
you and your sister up to something?
347
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:24,218
Let's just say that text-dumper's
about to be cut down to size.
348
00:16:24,219 --> 00:16:27,296
Oh honey, I know it's tempting
to want to strike back,
349
00:16:27,297 --> 00:16:29,578
but it never feels as
good as you think it will.
350
00:16:29,579 --> 00:16:31,359
No mom, you don't get it.
351
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,539
He hurt my sister. He's a jerk.
352
00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:35,063
Oh no, I do get it.
353
00:16:35,064 --> 00:16:37,741
When my high school
boyfriend broke up with me,
354
00:16:37,742 --> 00:16:42,237
I tap danced all over his
precious muscle car in high heels.
355
00:16:42,238 --> 00:16:46,044
Oh, it felt good for about
five seconds, but to this day,
356
00:16:46,045 --> 00:16:50,412
every time I put on
heels I feel ashamed.
357
00:16:50,413 --> 00:16:52,080
You know, who knows?
358
00:16:52,081 --> 00:16:55,009
Maybe Miller's gonna realize
he made a mistake and apologize.
359
00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:58,087
That's how you know he's a nice guy.
360
00:16:58,088 --> 00:17:00,308
[Cheering]
361
00:17:05,035 --> 00:17:07,736
Johnny: All right. Miller
White looks ready to go.
362
00:17:07,737 --> 00:17:10,936
The hairs on the back of my
neck are standing up straight.
363
00:17:10,937 --> 00:17:14,368
Probably because they're not a luscious
shimmering ponytail like Miller White has.
364
00:17:14,369 --> 00:17:17,775
You're catching what I'm laying
down, aren't you, Spike Bickle?
365
00:17:17,776 --> 00:17:21,888
Oh! There it is folks,
the patented ponytail wave.
366
00:17:21,889 --> 00:17:24,574
That means Miller White's
ready to get crazy.
367
00:17:24,575 --> 00:17:26,090
Hold on there, Johnny.
368
00:17:26,091 --> 00:17:28,105
Before Miller takes his run...
369
00:17:28,106 --> 00:17:30,954
I have a special presentation for him.
370
00:17:30,955 --> 00:17:33,883
Ooh! Do I smell a song coming on?
371
00:17:33,884 --> 00:17:37,226
You sure do, Johnny. It's a lullaby.
372
00:17:37,227 --> 00:17:38,690
For Stanley.
373
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:39,994
[Crowd gasps]
374
00:17:39,995 --> 00:17:41,745
Whoa, Liv.
375
00:17:41,746 --> 00:17:43,945
What are you doing with Stanley?
376
00:17:43,946 --> 00:17:45,651
Teaching you a lesson.
377
00:17:45,652 --> 00:17:47,878
Text-dumping is uncool.
378
00:17:47,879 --> 00:17:51,071
So much better to do it in person
when you can have a clean break!
379
00:17:51,072 --> 00:17:53,592
- No!
- Stop!
380
00:17:53,755 --> 00:17:57,608
- Maddie, what are you doing?
- Stopping you from making a huge mistake.
381
00:17:57,609 --> 00:18:00,667
Miller apologized. He thought I was you.
382
00:18:00,668 --> 00:18:02,588
Wait.
383
00:18:03,353 --> 00:18:06,414
This is your identical twin?
384
00:18:06,415 --> 00:18:10,242
Yeah, that makes a lot more sense.
385
00:18:10,243 --> 00:18:13,879
This just in, folks, due
to her actions here today,
386
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:19,502
"Flip Kick Magazine" has disqualified
Liv Rooney as a Judge in this competition.
387
00:18:19,503 --> 00:18:21,249
How crazy-pants do
you have to be to get
388
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:24,762
kicked out of this dog
and pony show, folks?
389
00:18:24,763 --> 00:18:27,607
Hey, fans, how do you
feel about Liv Rooney?
390
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:30,188
[Audience boos]
391
00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:34,342
Boo!
392
00:18:34,384 --> 00:18:36,087
Boo!
393
00:18:36,088 --> 00:18:38,774
- What are we booing?
- Your daughter.
394
00:18:38,775 --> 00:18:40,965
Miller apologized and
you didn't tell me?
395
00:18:40,966 --> 00:18:43,047
Liv, I was protecting you.
396
00:18:43,048 --> 00:18:47,466
I mean, I thought if he was a
jerk then he'd never change, but...
397
00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:51,919
Who knows, maybe he's just a great
guy who did a really dumb thing.
398
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,884
He said he was sorry and he wants
to get back together with you.
399
00:18:55,885 --> 00:19:01,404
He did the right thing, he
just did it to the wrong girl.
400
00:19:01,405 --> 00:19:04,046
Miller, I'm sorry.
401
00:19:04,047 --> 00:19:09,689
And if you want to get back
together, I say we give it a try?
402
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,425
Nah, I didn't really mean that.
403
00:19:12,426 --> 00:19:14,067
- What?
- What?
404
00:19:14,068 --> 00:19:17,976
Well, after I dumped you, I realized
that you could ruin my scores.
405
00:19:17,977 --> 00:19:20,871
So I apologized and strung
you along so I could win.
406
00:19:20,872 --> 00:19:23,946
But you're not a Judge anymore, so um...
407
00:19:23,947 --> 00:19:27,907
Don't be a hater, see you later.
408
00:19:31,306 --> 00:19:34,509
Wait a minute. What's she
doing with those scissors?
409
00:19:34,510 --> 00:19:37,153
- [Snips]
- Oh no! Ponytail down!
410
00:19:37,154 --> 00:19:39,674
Ponytail down!
411
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:43,339
My ponytail.
412
00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:46,640
You cut off my ponytail.
413
00:19:48,408 --> 00:19:51,768
- Did you just?
- I did.
414
00:19:52,636 --> 00:19:56,596
This is why we punch the pillows.
415
00:20:02,564 --> 00:20:07,075
Okay, like way more to
your right. Like way more.
416
00:20:07,076 --> 00:20:10,052
Okay, now back a little bit. Tiny
bit to your left. Up a little bit.
417
00:20:10,053 --> 00:20:12,153
Perfect.
418
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,790
I can't believe Miller let us keep that.
419
00:20:15,791 --> 00:20:18,011
[Chuckles]
420
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:22,369
See? Being grounded
isn't gonna be so bad.
421
00:20:22,370 --> 00:20:26,159
These two weeks are just gonna fly by.
422
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:30,420
- How long has it been?
- 15 minutes.
423
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:34,852
How are you doing on
the whole breakup thing?
424
00:20:34,853 --> 00:20:38,716
Still hurting, but I'm
gonna get over it eventually.
425
00:20:38,717 --> 00:20:41,412
Will it make you feel better if
we watch "The Skateboard Bandit"?
426
00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:42,214
[Gasps]
427
00:20:42,215 --> 00:20:45,623
Are you serious? Maddie,
you're the best sister ever.
428
00:20:45,624 --> 00:20:47,625
Wait. We're grounded.
429
00:20:47,626 --> 00:20:49,541
Mom and dad aren't gonna
let us watch anything.
430
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:51,952
Oh, Maddie, it doesn't matter.
I can act it out for you.
431
00:20:51,953 --> 00:20:54,113
We open!
432
00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:59,849
On a deserted bank... a grungy
street kid zooms by, on a skateboard.
433
00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:02,577
She's pretty, but doesn't know it.
434
00:21:02,578 --> 00:21:05,157
Oh, I'm pretty sure she knows it.
435
00:21:05,158 --> 00:21:07,378
[Laughing]
436
00:21:10,383 --> 00:21:12,303
Whoa!
437
00:21:12,321 --> 00:21:16,573
Dude, that was epic! You
out shredded The Shredder.
438
00:21:16,574 --> 00:21:19,715
Your wipe out video has
over a million hits already.
439
00:21:19,716 --> 00:21:24,996
You're bigger than the
dog that says "I love you".
440
00:21:25,062 --> 00:21:30,428
Once again, Joey Rooney has
schooled me. Props to the master.
441
00:21:30,429 --> 00:21:35,709
I would high five you,
but I can not feel my arm.
442
00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:39,561
Or see you very clearly.
443
00:21:39,692 --> 00:21:42,853
- I'm proud of you munch.
- Thanks.
444
00:21:42,854 --> 00:21:45,368
That means a lot dad.
445
00:21:45,369 --> 00:21:51,269
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