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Liv, it's Halloween week.
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Let's stay up all night and
watch "Kill It So It Dies 3".
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Are you asleep?
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[Screaming]
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Ah!
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Both: Gotcha!
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Boy, did you jump, Maddie.
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So sorry. Didn't meant to make you go...
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[Mimics screams, laughs]
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Ha ha, real mature.
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Aren't you guys a little
old for Halloween pranks?
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Help me up.
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- Come on.
- [Cracks]
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[Girls scream]
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Mm! Put that in your
pumpkin and carve it!
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[Theme music plays]
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Better in stereo.
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B... b... better in stereo.
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I'm up with the sunshine.
- Let's go.
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I lace up my high tops.
- Oh no.
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Slam dunk.
- Ready or not.
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Yeah, show me what you got.
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I'm under the spotlight.
- Holler.
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I dare you, come on and follow.
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You dance to your own
beat. I'll sing the melody.
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When you say yea-ah-ah.
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I say no-oh-oh.
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When you say stop.
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All I want to do is go, go, go.
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You, you, the other half of me, me.
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The half I'll never be.
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The half that drives me crazy.
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You, you, the better half of me, me.
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The half I'll always need.
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But we both know.
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We're better in stereo...
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[Music]
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I keep seeing all these
signs for Scream Fest.
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- Mm hmm.
- Is that a contest?
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Because I do the absolutely
best horror movie scream.
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[Screams in horror]
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Yeah, it's...
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It's not quite like that.
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They'll turn the whole place
into a haunted carnival.
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It's my favorite day of the school year.
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Except all the days I get
to come here and learn.
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Ocean, don't repeat that.
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Other people don't get you
in the way that I barely do.
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Noted.
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So you only have three days to get ready.
Do you want me to help you find a costume?
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Nope. I already know
exactly what I'm going to be.
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And I'm not telling anyone.
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Oh, you're not gonna fool me, sista.
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I am good.
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You're talking to a girl who
once found a needle in a haystack.
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Literally. It hurt.
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- What's up, Rooney?
- What's up, Diggie?
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- Got your costume ready for Scream Fest?
- You know I do.
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I got this really cool Knight costume
and it is going to melt your face off.
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Sweet.
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Hey, I'll go as that too, then.
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Maybe we can win the
couples' costume contest.
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Yeah...
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Okay.
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He said "couple".
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Couple!
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Do I want that? Should I want that?
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Whatever. [Snorts]
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I'm sure it's not a big deal.
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It's a big deal!
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Uh, and you know when I say "couple,"
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I mean like...
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- For the contest category, and...
- [Both awkwardly laugh]
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Well, you get it.
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What's not to get?
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Okay.
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I didn't get any of it.
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Oh, excuse me. I'm new.
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Do you know where the
Principal's office is?
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Yeah, it's just down the
hall and to the right.
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- I'm Skyler.
- Maddie.
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Welcome to Ridgewood.
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[Laughs]
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Who was that?
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That was Skyler. She's new.
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New?
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New as in she has no idea who I am
and doesn't know me as the stink ninja?
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Yeah, you should go talk to her.
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No can do. When I talk
to girls, I tend to...
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Mm, how should I say this?
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Fail.
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Joey, I'm sure it's not that bad.
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- Mm...
- Here.
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Talk to her.
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Hey, girl.
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If you were a laser,
you'd be set on stunning.
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[Clicks tongue]
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[Clicks tongue]
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Wow. You were not kidding.
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Hm yeah, but do not worry.
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I plan on blossoming
my sophomore year...
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Of college.
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- [Evil laugh]
- [Screams]
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Ha ha! Gotcha!
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Peppino the pumpkin clown is back!
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I'm just an innocent
Halloween pumpkin...
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Then pow!
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Bloody hatchet in your face.
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What is Peppino doing back here?
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We just found him.
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I still can't believe some jerk
stole him off our porch last year.
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There are disgusting, degenerate
lowlifes out there, son.
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I stole Peppino. I am the
disgusting, degenerate lowlife.
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I took Karen to a fair
for our first date.
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I won her Peppino at the ring toss.
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The lady was quite impressed.
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I hate it.
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Can you believe it? He was just
sitting there at the church swap meet.
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Apparently, whoever took him was
riddled with guilt, turned him him in.
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Hmm.
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Not a shred of guilt.
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I threw it in the
dumpster behind the church.
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I should have remembered that
Father Gary's a dumpster diver.
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[Door closes]
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You're going down, clown.
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Joey needs help.
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You're just realizing this now?
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No, I mean help with girls.
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Ahem, I say again, you're
just realizing this now?
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We have to teach him how to
talk to girls before Scream Fest.
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There's this new girl
that he really likes and...
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Hold on.
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Scream Fest is this weekend.
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Joey's not the kind of
project that you just
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put a new coat of
paint on and he's fixed.
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He's a tear down and rebuild.
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Okay, well, I at least have to try.
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Okay, well... [chuckles]
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If you ask me, you really
shouldn't get involved
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in other family members' love lives.
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Are you kidding?
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Liv, you do that all the time.
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Oh, I know.
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I said "you" shouldn't get involved.
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All I know is that, if
we don't help him now,
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in 20 years he's going to be
living in one of our basements.
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Seriously, you're just
realizing all of this right now?
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Joey needed advice from a guy.
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And I could have asked Dad, but he's
been out of the game for at least...
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60 years.
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Besides, I knew someone cuter.
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Wow, you're really good
at "Tongue Of The Phantom".
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You know, playing video games
actually requires more skill than...
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Talking to girls.
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Diggie, if you came here for me
to teach you how to talk to girls,
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I think you're gonna be disappointed.
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Uh, dude to bro, Maddie wants me
to help you with your Chick Chat.
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But it's not that hard.
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You just got to practice your jump shot
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if you want to make it in
the big leagues, you know.
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Yeah, I don't really do sports talk.
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If you could put that in like a zombie
related or dragon slaying metaphor...
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Hm, I also speak checkers
if that is any easier.
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Okay.
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Zombies have taken over the world.
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There are two humans left on Earth...
you and a really cute girl named Skyler.
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The whole future of humanity depends
on you hitting it off with her.
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So what are you going to say?
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[Screams] Oh! Eat Skyler first!
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Okay, let's try a different approach.
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Um, Scream Fest is this weekend.
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What you need is a great costume
that's a conversation starter.
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Okay, yeah, no. I was
thinking of going as Stav.
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The android from my
self-published graphic novel...
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"Android In Da House".
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Check it.
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[Mimics machine whirring]
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[Robotically] Android In Da House.
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Really cool Knight outfit, Liv!
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Told you I'd figure out your costume.
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Sorry, Ocean. It's just me, Maddie.
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The quest continues.
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Happy Scream Fest.
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Both: What are you wearing!
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Uh, I'm a Knight.
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We said we were gonna be Knights.
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Oh, I thought you meant like...
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The night.
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Are you kidding?
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We're never gonna be able to
enter the couples' contest now.
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No, sure we can. We're
a couple of Knights.
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Yup. [Chuckles] That is
us... a couple... of Knights.
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Yeah.
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If there were one more
of us, we'd be a few,
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but there's not because
we're a couple of Knights.
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[ As Elvis ] Hey, little mama!
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You ready for a hunka
hunka burning Joey?
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Wow, you actually look kind of cool.
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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Joey: Okay, there's Skyler.
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- I'm going in.
- Ah, hold on.
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You're not ready for the
championship game, okay?
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You need to just warm up on
some practice girls first.
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Yeah, okay. Yeah, smart.
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Time for me to work my...
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Memphis magic.
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Because Elvis lived in Memphis.
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Come on people, rock and
roll existed before Maroon 5.
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Sure hope this works.
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Yeah, me too.
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Otherwise this is going
to be a very long night.
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Oh, and this time I do mean the night.
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I know you get confused.
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Hey, little mummy.
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Are you from Tennessee?
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Because you're the only ten I see.
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Wow!
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He literally struck out
with an inanimate object.
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[Crickets chirping]
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- [Evil laugh]
- [Screaming]
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[Laughs]
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I see you've met Peppino.
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Sorry about the flaxseed
bars, everybody. Wife's idea.
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Happy Halloween, everybody.
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Happy Halloween!
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Never gets old, my friend.
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Never gets old.
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[Sirens wail]
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I got him! I got him. I
got him! I got the thief!
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Dad?
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Parker, why am I in a net?
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I was worried someone might try and
steal Peppino again while we're out
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trick-or-treating, so Joey helped me
set up this net and motion cameras.
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That's very impressive.
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But as I've said many times,
don't set traps without telling me.
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Are you a thirsty witch?
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Allow me, witch...
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Way did she go?
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There's no way he's
ready to talk to Skyler.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I need to find him a
sure thing to practice on.
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[With aussie accent] G'day, mate.
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Can I borrow your sword to
skewer my shrimp for the barbie?
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Not now, so hop along.
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Hop, hop, hop.
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Maddie, it's me. Liv.
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Halloween surprisies.
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Liv, I had no idea that was you.
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Crazy, right? Okay, but don't tell
anyone because Ocean's looking for me.
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Wait a minute. If I didn't recognize
you, then neither will Joey.
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This is perfect. He's been striking
out all night and he really needs
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a win before he can go
in and talk to Skyler.
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I need you to go flirt with our brother.
255
00:12:48,241 --> 00:12:52,158
Well, I lived in
Hollywood for four years.
256
00:12:52,159 --> 00:12:56,529
This is by far the weirdest
party I have ever been to.
257
00:12:56,530 --> 00:12:58,287
Yeah, you're right.
258
00:12:58,288 --> 00:13:01,256
You probably couldn't handle
an acting job this challenging.
259
00:13:01,257 --> 00:13:04,293
I know what you're doing
and I accept your challenge.
260
00:13:04,294 --> 00:13:07,474
Lights, camera, dingoes!
261
00:13:27,578 --> 00:13:28,660
G'day, mate.
262
00:13:28,661 --> 00:13:31,852
Got to respect a bloke who's
not afraid to dance solo...
263
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,981
In the hallway...
264
00:13:33,982 --> 00:13:36,562
In a jumpsuit.
265
00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:39,017
Ahem, I uh...
266
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:41,418
I hope this isn't kanga-rude,
267
00:13:41,419 --> 00:13:44,419
but I can't help wondering if
trapped inside that kangaroo,
268
00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:47,480
is a stone-cold fox.
269
00:13:48,307 --> 00:13:53,078
Trapped inside that kangaroo is a
girl who almost threw up in her mouth.
270
00:13:53,079 --> 00:13:56,666
I'm Sandy the foreign exchange
student from Australia.
271
00:13:56,667 --> 00:14:00,671
Joey... dark, mysterious
with just a touch of whimsy.
272
00:14:00,672 --> 00:14:03,378
And not one cavity.
273
00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:07,519
Well, Joey, you are quite the catch.
274
00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:11,241
No kangaroo has ever
said that to me before.
275
00:14:11,242 --> 00:14:14,404
I'm gonna leave this
conversation on a high note.
276
00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:17,645
[High-pitched vocalizing]
277
00:14:26,715 --> 00:14:30,135
They had upped their game.
278
00:14:32,429 --> 00:14:36,329
I was going to have to up mine.
279
00:14:37,928 --> 00:14:40,328
[Evil laugh]
280
00:14:43,373 --> 00:14:45,374
[Siren wails]
281
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,775
[Evil laugh]
282
00:14:48,779 --> 00:14:51,179
[Laugh dies]
283
00:14:51,195 --> 00:14:54,268
Who's laughing now, clown?
284
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,909
[Sinister laugh]
285
00:14:57,861 --> 00:15:00,708
Mad Dog Rooney needs
a strike for the win.
286
00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:03,349
Can she do it?
287
00:15:04,329 --> 00:15:08,589
Oh, in your face, Diggles. Bam! What?!
288
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:14,037
The only reason I lost was
because I have stars in my eyes.
289
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:18,193
No, seriously, this pointy
one almost took my eye out.
290
00:15:18,194 --> 00:15:20,146
[Snorts] This is fun.
291
00:15:20,147 --> 00:15:23,530
Yeah, we may not have won
the couples' costume contest,
292
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:27,241
but we still make a great couple.
293
00:15:27,242 --> 00:15:30,191
[Stammers] You know, by couple...
294
00:15:30,192 --> 00:15:32,389
You get I mean?
295
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,902
I have no idea what he means,
but I like that he's saying it.
296
00:15:35,903 --> 00:15:41,094
Are we a couple? Are we not a
couple? Give me a sign, woman!
297
00:15:41,095 --> 00:15:45,595
Oh, great news. I can talk to girls now.
298
00:15:45,766 --> 00:15:48,768
- Awesome. You talked to Skyler?
- Nope!
299
00:15:48,769 --> 00:15:51,856
I figured, why am I
chasing after Skyler?
300
00:15:51,857 --> 00:15:55,362
I already talked to a really cool
girl. And I'm gonna ask her out.
301
00:15:55,363 --> 00:15:56,777
Wait, what girl?
302
00:15:56,778 --> 00:16:01,998
An Australian lady kangaroo
foreign exchange student.
303
00:16:03,018 --> 00:16:05,178
Oh, wow.
304
00:16:05,688 --> 00:16:08,143
Thanks, Maddie. You fixed me.
305
00:16:08,144 --> 00:16:14,044
Everything that happens from this
point forward is because of you.
306
00:16:15,698 --> 00:16:20,935
The first time I play matchmaker and
my brother wants to ask out our sister.
307
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:24,116
Bam! What have I done?
308
00:16:24,932 --> 00:16:26,972
[Music]
309
00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:32,820
Having a good time tonight, sunflower?
310
00:16:32,821 --> 00:16:35,342
Of course I am. It's Scream Fest.
311
00:16:35,343 --> 00:16:39,543
And I just won best homemade costume.
312
00:16:39,894 --> 00:16:42,096
And I'm about to find
my friend Liv Rooney.
313
00:16:42,097 --> 00:16:46,057
She's very close. I can feel it.
314
00:16:46,343 --> 00:16:48,587
She might be closer than you think.
315
00:16:48,588 --> 00:16:51,939
You're right. Werewolf dead
ahead. I bet that's her.
316
00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:56,560
Liv Rooney. Liv Rooney,
Rooney. Liv Rooney.
317
00:16:56,663 --> 00:16:59,354
Uh, I have been looking
for you everywhere.
318
00:16:59,355 --> 00:17:00,914
Major disaster.
319
00:17:00,915 --> 00:17:03,591
Joey digs the kangaroo lady.
320
00:17:03,592 --> 00:17:09,319
Wow, a little coincidoodle that someone
else showed up in a lady kangaroo outfit.
321
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,960
Nope, just you.
322
00:17:12,659 --> 00:17:15,299
[Retches, gulps]
323
00:17:15,762 --> 00:17:17,830
[Coughs]
324
00:17:17,831 --> 00:17:20,007
You were supposed to let him
practice talking to girls,
325
00:17:20,008 --> 00:17:21,701
not get him crushing on you.
326
00:17:21,702 --> 00:17:24,162
I didn't do it. The kangaroo did.
327
00:17:24,163 --> 00:17:26,623
Bad kangaroo!
328
00:17:27,373 --> 00:17:31,333
[With aussie accent] G'day, Sandy.
329
00:17:31,773 --> 00:17:33,776
- Um, Joey, you should...
- Maddie...
330
00:17:33,777 --> 00:17:39,677
You taught me well, but I am standing
on the cliff of romance ready to fly.
331
00:17:43,198 --> 00:17:45,018
I had a great time tonight.
332
00:17:45,019 --> 00:17:48,277
What do you say? You, me, fro-yo?
333
00:17:48,278 --> 00:17:52,058
Anything you want for under $7.
334
00:17:52,985 --> 00:17:55,002
I feel like we have a...
335
00:17:55,003 --> 00:17:57,765
[Whispers] A special connection.
336
00:17:57,766 --> 00:17:59,926
[Screams]
337
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,776
Oh my, look at the time.
338
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:05,117
Got to go.
339
00:18:05,913 --> 00:18:07,460
So what do you think?
340
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,881
Mom is going to love her.
341
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:16,279
Trick-or-treating is
not what it used to be.
342
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,500
Erasers...
343
00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:21,393
Apples...
344
00:18:22,076 --> 00:18:23,864
Magic markers?
345
00:18:23,865 --> 00:18:28,545
Anything not covered
in chocolate is a rip.
346
00:18:28,587 --> 00:18:30,480
Where's Peppino?
347
00:18:30,481 --> 00:18:33,878
Peppino's gone? How'd those
creeps get past my traps?
348
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:36,778
Honey, somebody stole Peppino again.
349
00:18:36,779 --> 00:18:39,363
What? No. [Gasps]
350
00:18:39,364 --> 00:18:41,481
They took my baby again!
351
00:18:41,482 --> 00:18:43,882
Oh, Peppino!
352
00:18:44,530 --> 00:18:46,630
Peppino!
353
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:57,685
Okay, you win. You're
a master of disguise.
354
00:18:57,686 --> 00:18:59,745
What were you dressed as?
355
00:18:59,746 --> 00:19:02,765
Okay, I'm gonna give you a
hint, but don't tell anyone.
356
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:07,623
[With aussie accent] This Marsupial had
a nice walkabout with a perky sunflower.
357
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:10,356
Liv Rooney, you were the kangaroo!
358
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,217
Shh!
359
00:19:16,236 --> 00:19:18,568
It was you?!
360
00:19:18,569 --> 00:19:21,689
You were the kangaroo?
361
00:19:24,224 --> 00:19:29,444
Don't feel bad. I didn't
know it was her either.
362
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:38,206
- [Evil laughter]
- [Screams]
363
00:19:38,207 --> 00:19:40,247
Busted.
364
00:19:40,643 --> 00:19:46,306
We watched the security video and noticed
a Grim Reaper was wearing a bracelet.
365
00:19:46,307 --> 00:19:51,161
Pete: A bracelet that I got my
wife for our 10th anniversary.
366
00:19:51,162 --> 00:19:53,180
Maybe he stole it.
367
00:19:53,181 --> 00:19:55,928
But ultimately felt
guilty and returned it.
368
00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:58,432
I thought you loved Peppino.
369
00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:01,638
Sweetheart, I despise Peppino.
370
00:20:01,639 --> 00:20:06,424
You know, I'm not scared by zombies,
skeletons, Vampires, not even your parents.
371
00:20:06,425 --> 00:20:07,645
But...
372
00:20:07,646 --> 00:20:11,257
I can't help it. I am
creeped out by clowns.
373
00:20:11,258 --> 00:20:14,683
So that's why you never
took me to the circus.
374
00:20:14,684 --> 00:20:18,164
How deep does this lie go?
375
00:20:18,644 --> 00:20:20,558
Babe, you should have said something.
376
00:20:20,559 --> 00:20:23,418
But it reminds you of our first date.
377
00:20:23,419 --> 00:20:26,286
I don't need Peppino
for that. I have you.
378
00:20:26,287 --> 00:20:27,166
Oh.
379
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:30,945
If you're that scared of
clowns, consider him gone.
380
00:20:30,946 --> 00:20:32,161
Or...
381
00:20:32,162 --> 00:20:36,782
We could keep Peppino
and get rid of Mom.
382
00:20:36,999 --> 00:20:39,446
Consider him gone.
383
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,346
You are so sweet.
384
00:20:41,347 --> 00:20:43,224
Thank you for understanding.
385
00:20:43,225 --> 00:20:46,662
Now chop that monster into
bits and feed him to pigs.
386
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:52,563
Just don't bring the pigs around here
because I'm... I'm also afraid of pigs.
387
00:20:56,285 --> 00:21:00,365
Joey, can I try saying sorry again?
388
00:21:00,366 --> 00:21:02,575
Will you at least talk to me?
389
00:21:02,576 --> 00:21:04,098
You know what bothers me the most?
390
00:21:04,099 --> 00:21:08,068
I was fine just doing my thing,
but that wasn't good enough for you.
391
00:21:08,069 --> 00:21:11,772
So you had to come in and mess with it.
392
00:21:11,773 --> 00:21:13,675
No, no, no.
393
00:21:13,676 --> 00:21:19,576
The fact that I asked out my sister, that
is definitely what bothers me the most.
394
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:21,732
You're right.
395
00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:25,686
I shouldn't have tried to change
you because you're an amazing guy.
396
00:21:25,687 --> 00:21:28,122
And this beat that you
skip to is really special.
397
00:21:28,123 --> 00:21:32,218
And you are going to find someone
amazing without me butting in.
398
00:21:32,219 --> 00:21:35,131
Whatever. It's too little, too late.
399
00:21:35,132 --> 00:21:38,056
I'm gonna leave this
conversation on a low note.
400
00:21:38,057 --> 00:21:41,597
[In a deep pitch]
Low...
401
00:21:46,653 --> 00:21:51,220
Whoa, is that the cyborg spy
from "Tongue Of The Phantom"?
402
00:21:51,221 --> 00:21:53,222
That's my favorite video game.
403
00:21:53,223 --> 00:21:55,666
Your favorite game?
404
00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:58,825
You play multiple video games?
405
00:21:58,826 --> 00:22:02,174
When I'm not reading graphic novels.
406
00:22:02,175 --> 00:22:03,458
I'm Skyler.
407
00:22:03,459 --> 00:22:06,099
I'm speechless.
408
00:22:06,515 --> 00:22:09,221
And also, my name is Joey. Just...
409
00:22:09,222 --> 00:22:12,522
Just give me one second.
410
00:22:13,071 --> 00:22:16,018
Skyler is talking to regular
old video-game-playing
411
00:22:16,019 --> 00:22:18,514
Joey who was just being himself.
412
00:22:18,515 --> 00:22:20,555
Booyah!
413
00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:25,297
So, hey, girl.
414
00:22:27,286 --> 00:22:30,044
Any interest in joining Robotics Club?
415
00:22:30,045 --> 00:22:33,196
We could use more female members...
416
00:22:33,197 --> 00:22:35,297
Or one.
417
00:22:40,977 --> 00:22:42,643
Oh, is it done?
418
00:22:42,644 --> 00:22:45,945
Yes, we took Peppino to the lumber
yard, put him in a wood chipper.
419
00:22:45,946 --> 00:22:46,919
[Sighs]
420
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:50,357
Oh that must have been hard for
you, Parker, you really loved him.
421
00:22:50,358 --> 00:22:56,134
Are you kidding me? He came flying out.
Green hair and clown chunks everywhere.
422
00:22:56,135 --> 00:22:58,475
So awesome.
423
00:22:59,791 --> 00:23:03,631
Come on. Let's watch the movie.
424
00:23:07,808 --> 00:23:10,202
[Evil laugh]
425
00:23:10,203 --> 00:23:16,103
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