Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,460 --> 00:00:03,450
Happen we should...
..just get on with the wedding,
2
00:00:03,460 --> 00:00:07,690
and not tell anyone until
it's all over and done with.
3
00:00:07,700 --> 00:00:09,530
I've never been a best man.
4
00:00:09,540 --> 00:00:12,690
It's something I'd like to do,
once, before I die.
5
00:00:12,700 --> 00:00:15,330
When I come back we really do
need to work out what's what
6
00:00:15,340 --> 00:00:18,050
and whose is what,
and all the rest of it.
7
00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:20,490
I think I'm a little bit
in love with you.
8
00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:22,490
I need to tell you this thing.
9
00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,210
She slept with John.
10
00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:27,810
It's just a disappointment, isn't it?
An ongoing disappointment.
11
00:00:27,820 --> 00:00:31,370
Who? Ellie. Girlfriend.
She's not my girlfriend.
12
00:00:31,380 --> 00:00:32,970
Gillian's coming.
13
00:00:32,980 --> 00:00:34,850
Gillian?
14
00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:38,010
Yes. Oh, and Kate's moving in.
15
00:00:38,020 --> 00:00:42,570
They've got an appointment to get
married at 11 o'clock this morning.
16
00:00:42,580 --> 00:00:44,220
KEYS RATTLE
17
00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,210
How long will it take?
18
00:01:39,220 --> 00:01:42,660
Oh, I don't know.
Not long, I shouldn't think.
19
00:01:44,940 --> 00:01:46,250
DOOR OPENS
20
00:01:46,260 --> 00:01:47,930
This is Dave.
21
00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:51,050
He's kindly agreed
to be our other witness.
22
00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:53,930
This is, er, Celia.
23
00:01:53,940 --> 00:01:55,210
How do you do?
24
00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:57,490
And this is Azeem.
25
00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,890
Do you know how long
it's going to take?
26
00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:01,730
Er... Half an hour? 20 minutes?
27
00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:03,330
About that, yeah.
28
00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,930
I'm wondering if you'd be
better off finding somebody else.
29
00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:07,810
Oh. Sorry.
30
00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:10,690
Are you on duty? Is he on duty?
31
00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:13,010
He shouldn't be wasting
half an hour being a witness
32
00:02:13,020 --> 00:02:17,050
in a Registry Office
if he's on duty. I don't mind.
33
00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:20,410
Would you be all right finding
somebody else if I do bugger off?
34
00:02:20,420 --> 00:02:22,770
Well, yeah, obviously, I'll have to.
35
00:02:22,780 --> 00:02:25,250
What if I gave you a ?20 note?
36
00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:27,410
Oh. Well...
37
00:02:27,420 --> 00:02:29,780
Yeah. OK.
38
00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:32,490
A ?20 note?
39
00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:35,330
Yeah. Each? Yeah.
40
00:02:35,340 --> 00:02:39,410
Not between us. Yeah, both of you.
41
00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:41,290
Well, that's sorted!
42
00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:44,090
And now we're ready!
43
00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:45,890
He's a policeman!
44
00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:48,610
He shouldn't be fleecing pensioners.
45
00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:52,050
And Azeem obviously
needs to be somewhere else.
46
00:02:52,060 --> 00:02:54,940
You're fine, love.
I'll just say I got delayed.
47
00:02:57,660 --> 00:03:00,570
Do you know Paul Jatri?
48
00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:02,060
Should I?
49
00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:05,930
Celia Dawson and Alan Buttershaw?
50
00:03:05,940 --> 00:03:07,850
Yeah, that's us. Oh, that's us.
51
00:03:07,860 --> 00:03:11,300
Are you ready to come up?
Yep, yeah.
52
00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:29,850
I'm not too late?
Alan Buttershaw and Celia Dawson?
53
00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:32,180
Just...just up the stairs.
54
00:03:34,260 --> 00:03:37,170
And could you just confirm your
date of birth for me, please, Alan?
55
00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:40,010
15th December, 1936.
56
00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:44,210
No, fine, you carry on!
Don't tell us.
57
00:03:44,220 --> 00:03:47,090
We don't mind.
We're just your daughters.
58
00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:48,850
Is Caroline here?
59
00:03:48,860 --> 00:03:50,570
No, Celia. She isn't,
60
00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:53,250
because you can't get
from Harrogate to Halifax
61
00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:55,010
in the space of 15 minutes.
62
00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:56,730
Not unless you're Captain Spock,
63
00:03:56,740 --> 00:04:00,370
and you can disappear up your own
backside in a cloud of glitter
64
00:04:00,380 --> 00:04:03,690
with a cheesy sound effect, and land
on another planet two seconds later.
65
00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:07,530
I don't think even Caroline
can do that. I may be wrong.
66
00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:09,170
She means Mr Spock.
67
00:04:09,180 --> 00:04:11,690
Who's he?! That's Azeem.
68
00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:14,930
"Halifax's Finest Halal."
Rawson Street, just on here.
69
00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:17,010
Well, it's not mine,
it's me uncle's.
70
00:04:17,020 --> 00:04:18,530
How did you know...?
71
00:04:18,540 --> 00:04:20,450
Down the side of the settee.
I thought...
72
00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:23,210
I didn't know what to think.
And you know what, Dad?
73
00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:26,930
It's fine. You go live in Harrogate
with your posh pals,
74
00:04:26,940 --> 00:04:29,290
don't bother speaking to me
for two weeks,
75
00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:32,850
don't invite me to your
f... bloody wedding.
76
00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:36,170
We used to talk to each other.
Do you remember?
77
00:04:36,180 --> 00:04:37,850
Before you had your head turned.
78
00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,850
Don't you start on Celia.
79
00:04:39,860 --> 00:04:42,970
I suppose it hasn't occurred to you
to ask why...?
80
00:04:42,980 --> 00:04:45,290
I don't want to hear
your crappy little excuses.
81
00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:48,170
Y-you would never have done
something like this before!
82
00:04:48,180 --> 00:04:51,210
You would never not have
thought about me and Raff.
83
00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:52,810
But that's fine,
84
00:04:52,820 --> 00:04:55,290
if that's the way
they do things in Harrogate.
85
00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:57,700
Enjoy.
86
00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:09,170
Have you any, ANY idea how worried
and upset I've been, eh?
87
00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:10,530
You haven't a f...
88
00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:12,300
bloody clue!
89
00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:25,690
Are we, er...
carrying on, then, or what?
90
00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,250
Oh, damn. I feel a bit shaken now.
91
00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:32,530
Would you like a few minutes?
Just to gather your thoughts?
92
00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,650
Maybe I should ring Caroline.
93
00:05:34,660 --> 00:05:37,370
That's up to you.
Have a seat.
94
00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:39,220
She'll be busy.
95
00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,340
I haven't turned your head, have I?
96
00:05:45,260 --> 00:05:49,130
Ignore her. Oh, damn.
97
00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:51,620
It must have fallen out of my pocket.
98
00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:56,570
It was just meant to be
a bit of fun, you see,
99
00:05:56,580 --> 00:05:58,930
getting married in secret.
100
00:05:58,940 --> 00:06:01,890
Well, and romantic.
101
00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:05,580
And we were just going to
tell 'em all afterwards.
102
00:06:06,940 --> 00:06:09,930
We thought they'd think
it was funny.
103
00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:13,290
We thought they'd be pleased for us.
104
00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:16,020
It doesn't seem the same now,
if they know.
105
00:06:17,140 --> 00:06:20,370
Well, they do know, clearly.
106
00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,490
We weren't doing it just for effect.
107
00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:26,090
We are actually in love
with each other.
108
00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:28,100
We have been since we were kids.
109
00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:32,380
I don't think we should let it
make any difference.
110
00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:44,460
SHE SOBS
111
00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:55,660
SHE SNIFFS
112
00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:02,180
PHONE RINGS
113
00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:05,290
SHE GROANS
114
00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,540
Oh, you can do one.
115
00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:11,090
'I can't take your call just now,
116
00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:14,890
but if you leave a message,
I'll ring you back.'
117
00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:17,850
Gillian, it's Caroline. I'm sorry
I couldn't talk properly earlier,
118
00:07:17,860 --> 00:07:19,970
I was just, erm...
119
00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:22,010
Are you all right?
120
00:07:22,020 --> 00:07:25,820
Look. Ring me if you want to,
I'm sure it's... They'll just...
121
00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:31,050
Oh, I don't know. I'll try you
again in a bit, OK? Bye-bye.
122
00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:32,650
KNOCK AT DOOR
123
00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:35,650
Caroline? John's on the phone.
124
00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:37,260
Put him through.
125
00:07:42,780 --> 00:07:44,500
PHONE RINGS
126
00:07:46,420 --> 00:07:48,090
'Ello, 'ello.
127
00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:49,570
'Hiya.'
128
00:07:49,580 --> 00:07:51,620
You all right? 'Been better.'
129
00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:55,780
What time's your dinner break?
130
00:07:57,180 --> 00:07:58,770
John.
131
00:07:58,780 --> 00:08:00,660
It's me. 'Yes.'
132
00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:07,130
Hello? 'Can I talk to you?'
133
00:08:07,140 --> 00:08:10,890
Yes. No, I meant face-to-face.
134
00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:14,610
When? Sooner rather than later.
135
00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:17,530
Are you having a lunch break today,
or just working through?
136
00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:19,290
What do you want to talk about?
137
00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:22,420
'Me. Us. Everything.'
138
00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:26,730
I can give you half an hour
at 1:30 if it's important.
139
00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:31,810
Where? 'Well, it'd have to be here,
in my office.'
140
00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:33,170
I think you're over-reacting.
141
00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:37,010
He thinks the sun shines out
of her arse, and I'm just scum.
142
00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:39,450
Well, he might think the sun...
whatever,
143
00:08:39,460 --> 00:08:42,410
but why does that mean
he suddenly thinks that you're scum?
144
00:08:42,420 --> 00:08:44,730
Oh, just...
145
00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:49,090
He's taken up with her,
he's in love.
146
00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:51,090
It's nice.
147
00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:52,650
You can't be jealous.
148
00:08:52,660 --> 00:08:55,690
I'm not jealous!
Well, what is it then?
149
00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:57,490
Well, is it normal,
150
00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:00,210
not inviting any of your nearest
and dearest to your wedding?
151
00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:02,890
Well... I could understand
you being upset
152
00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:05,810
if they'd invited Caroline
and not you, but they didn't.
153
00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:09,650
They obviously wanted
this little secret...do.
154
00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:11,650
I think it's romantic.
155
00:09:11,660 --> 00:09:16,130
I think Caroline's right, they just
want... Oh, f... Bloody Caroline.
156
00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:19,130
What's up with Caroline?
I thought you were mates? Nothing!
157
00:09:19,140 --> 00:09:22,730
She walks on water.
She's perfection in human form.
158
00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:27,650
And I'm just braindead
low-life trailer-trash. Oh, yes.
159
00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:29,610
Is there something else going on?
160
00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:33,250
He's been in Harrogate two weeks.
I've rung him four or five times,
161
00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:35,770
because I'm worried about him,
and he knows I am,
162
00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:37,730
and he barely has time
to speak to me.
163
00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:40,570
And when he does it's all very...
164
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,210
tepid.
165
00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:44,500
Have you argued about something?
166
00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:50,290
No. Have you said something
that's upset him? No!
167
00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:52,170
SHE SIGHS
168
00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:57,260
I think she thinks
I'm a bit of a one.
169
00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,850
Which I might be, sometimes.
170
00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:05,490
But so what? Me dad's never minded
before. Well, he has, but...
171
00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:08,090
I think she thinks our house
is a right muck-hole,
172
00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:11,570
I can tell by t'look on her face.
It's a farm! Get over it.
173
00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:15,980
Just cos I'm not sodding...perfect
like Caroline.
174
00:10:18,140 --> 00:10:20,700
Do you want me to ring him? No.
175
00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:25,970
No. Oh, it's...
176
00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:27,460
No.
177
00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:31,140
Shall we get married
and not tell anyone?
178
00:10:36,140 --> 00:10:38,210
I don't know what's happening to me.
179
00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:40,340
I don't know who I can... I can't...
180
00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:43,090
There's no-one I can...
181
00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:45,570
What do you want?
182
00:10:45,580 --> 00:10:48,820
I didn't mean...
I meant generally, in life, now.
183
00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,450
What do you want?
184
00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:53,650
Focus on the future, not the past.
185
00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:57,650
I want you. I want everything
to go back like it was.
186
00:10:57,660 --> 00:10:59,540
Right.
187
00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:17,490
I've moved on.
188
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:20,290
You are going to have to get used
to that, and when you do...
189
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,770
My publisher's dropped me.
190
00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:24,690
Really? Really?
191
00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:27,060
Yeah. Oh, shit.
192
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:31,730
Well, I'm...
193
00:11:31,740 --> 00:11:33,930
God, I'm sorry.
194
00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:39,010
I've squandered everything that
mattered. I don't recognise myself.
195
00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:41,370
Could you get more work
at the university?
196
00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:44,130
Yes, that's... It's...
197
00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:47,140
I can ask. But...
198
00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:56,860
Would you like some tea?
199
00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:28,740
DOOR OPENS
200
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,060
I may have...
201
00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:57,700
..over-reacted.
202
00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:07,690
You going to say anything? It were
just meant to be a bit of fun.
203
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:10,330
Bit of an adventure.
204
00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:14,090
Nobody was excluding anybody...
205
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:16,290
as such. It were just...
Yeah, right.
206
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,970
Why would you think
it was all about you?
207
00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:21,650
I didn't tell Caroline.
208
00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:23,650
Cos of...
209
00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:27,450
Cos of that what you said
last time I saw you...
210
00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:29,490
about me mother.
211
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:33,410
And then you don't speak to me
for two weeks, hardly.
212
00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:37,730
And I have to rely on Caroline,
this woman who...
213
00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:41,130
let's be honest, I hardly know.
214
00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:45,970
Having the courtesy to pick up
the phone to me
215
00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:49,890
to know you're not...
back in hospital, or worse.
216
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:52,610
We came up wi' t'plan
217
00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:56,490
before we ever even had
that conversation about your mum.
218
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,850
We just didn't want a fuss, love.
219
00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:02,210
Your dad didn't, and neither did I.
220
00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:05,330
It were nothing to do with anything
else. This is between me and him.
221
00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:08,690
I really would appreciate you
not speaking to Celia like that.
222
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:11,620
I don't believe you anyway.
Right.
223
00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:20,010
You don't...
You don't want a fuss? Fine.
224
00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:23,650
But why would you not want to share
all of that with any of us?
225
00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:26,650
With Raff, with your mates?
Not just me.
226
00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:29,530
I mean, Harry and Maurice were
wetting themselves, they were...
227
00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:31,690
I've said what I've said.
It's t'truth.
228
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:35,620
If you're not prepared to accept it,
there's very little I can do.
229
00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:39,210
What have you done to him?
230
00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:42,130
He didn't used to be like this.
231
00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:46,330
You'll be voting for Snooty Dave
and his chums soon, Dad.
232
00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:48,970
You'll be buying the Daily Mail.
I think we better go.
233
00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:51,170
Back to Harrogate, is it?
234
00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:54,690
I'll phone you when we arrive so
you'll know we've got there safely.
235
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,770
If you've time.
236
00:14:56,780 --> 00:15:00,890
I don't know how you can fashion
talking to your dad like this,
237
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,700
when you know how poorly he's been.
238
00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:08,650
Don't go...Dad.
239
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:10,970
Well...
240
00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:14,460
the thing is, we're married now,
so...
241
00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:21,690
You did it?
Yeah, course we did it!
242
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:24,250
So I'm going back to Harrogate
with Celia,
243
00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:27,490
because that's always
what t'plan were.
244
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:31,010
Plan were to come and tell you
first, because you're here,
245
00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:33,610
and Caroline second,
because she's there.
246
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:36,770
We had a bit of a debate
about that, the logistics.
247
00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:40,330
Because we didn't want Caroline
to feel she was any less important.
248
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:45,490
But we couldn't think of a way
round it...short of telephoning,
249
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:49,290
but we wanted to see people's faces
when we told them,
250
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:52,490
because...I thought
they'd be happy for us.
251
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,050
Right.
252
00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:58,050
Well, if you'd had us all there
you could have seen all our faces
253
00:15:58,060 --> 00:16:01,650
all at the same time, but obviously
that wasn't what you wanted.
254
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:04,290
Well...
255
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:07,330
perhaps we have made a mistake.
256
00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:10,330
Well, we have, clearly,
because this doesn't resemble,
257
00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:14,500
in any way shape or form, the
happy moment we hoped it might be.
258
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:17,690
SHE SNIFFS
259
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,420
I'm sorry.
260
00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:23,690
I've over-reacted.
261
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:26,450
If I hadn't found that card,
I'd never have known,
262
00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:29,610
and you'd have just turned up
all happy, and I'd have...
263
00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:33,530
probably been very happy to see you.
264
00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:36,450
But still...pissed off
265
00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:38,970
that you hadn't spoken to me
properly for two weeks.
266
00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:42,170
Yes, you don't have to remind me
that there was a...
267
00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:45,060
reason for not speaking to me.
268
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:12,900
PHONE RINGS
269
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:17,850
Hello? 'Mum? It's me.'
270
00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:21,170
Hiya. Is it all right
if I bring Ellie home?
271
00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:22,690
For tea?
272
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,730
'Ellie?' Yeah.
273
00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:28,410
She's not a vegetarian
or anything dozy, is she?
274
00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:30,810
Well, actually, yeah, she is.
275
00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:34,650
'Right, well,
I might have a carrot somewhere.
276
00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:36,330
'Your grandad's got married.'
277
00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:38,890
Me grandad?! 'Yeah.'
278
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,170
What?!
279
00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:41,970
Yeah. 'When?'
280
00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:44,370
This morning. The jammy old b...!
281
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:48,250
Were you there? Who were there?
Nobody. Nobody was there.
282
00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:50,530
WHISPERS: Me grandad's got married!
283
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,130
How come?
284
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,890
ELLIE LAUGHS
285
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,620
Your grandad?
286
00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:58,210
Is she laughing?
287
00:17:58,220 --> 00:17:59,700
ELLIE GIGGLES
288
00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:24,210
Married?
289
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:26,530
Well, I don't know
whether they actually did.
290
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:29,690
Granny's got her mobile
permanently on voice mail,
291
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:32,370
so you know as much as me.
Ring Alan's mobile.
292
00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:35,130
I don't think I've got his number.
Ring Gillian again.
293
00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:37,810
I've rung her four times.
I don't think she's speaking to me.
294
00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:41,330
Why? Oh, she was upset
because they hadn't invited us,
295
00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:43,890
whereas I thought, well,
I wouldn't have time to go anyway.
296
00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:46,690
Yes, you would! Kate,
I haven't got time to get divorced,
297
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,730
never mind going
to other people's weddings.
298
00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:52,090
You are going to find time
to get divorced. Where's Dad?
299
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:54,850
He's at Judith's, I expect.
I don't know.
300
00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:57,250
Angus said he saw him
in school today.
301
00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:59,970
Yes, he was. Briefly.
302
00:18:59,980 --> 00:19:04,330
Why? We had something to discuss.
303
00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:06,250
Angus said he looked hungover.
304
00:19:06,260 --> 00:19:09,290
Yes, well, Angus has
a very fertile imagination.
305
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,970
What did he want to discuss?
306
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:12,780
I'll tell you later.
307
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,170
I know why they didn't invite us.
308
00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:18,370
Why?
309
00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:20,340
It's not rocket science, is it?
310
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,210
You don't think they didn't
invite anyone because of me?
311
00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:30,900
Us. You and me.
312
00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:33,980
What makes you think that?
313
00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:41,370
Thanks.
314
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:44,650
What's she like?
The lady he's married.
315
00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:46,290
She's kind of glamorous.
316
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,810
How?! Me grandad thinks she is.
317
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,730
And look at that car
she persuaded him to buy.
318
00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:54,490
Well, he's mesmerised by her,
isn't he? She's nice. She's funny.
319
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,770
She's a bitch. What you on about?
That's a bit strong.
320
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,650
He'd never have had that heart
attack if she hadn't been so nasty
321
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:02,610
and small-minded...about Caroline.
322
00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:04,330
She's got this daughter.
323
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:07,330
She's posh. Really brainy,
really clever. Really nice.
324
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:10,490
On what planet is Caroline "nice"?!
She is!
325
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,490
That night Celia and me grandad
went missing,
326
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,330
she was really supportive
and kind... She was the one
327
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:18,530
sat in this very chair,
blubbing her eyes out, going,
328
00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:22,370
"Oh, I've been depressed."
It was me, me, f...
329
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,010
bloody me.
330
00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:26,370
Do you mind not swearing
at the dining table, Mother?
331
00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:30,290
Do you mind not cracking these
people up to be things they're not?
332
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:34,290
She's got a doctorate
in chemistry from Oxford.
333
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,690
So what?! I bet she doesn't
know how to deliver
334
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:40,650
breached twin lambs
at 3:00 in the morning,
335
00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:43,090
in a blizzard.
336
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:44,650
I bet she does.
337
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,340
THEY GIGGLE
338
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,210
HE SIGHS
339
00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:02,930
Well, Mrs Buttershaw.
340
00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:05,290
Well, Mr Buttershaw.
341
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,010
It's been quite a day.
342
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:09,410
Every day with you
seems to be quite a day,
343
00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:10,890
one way or another.
344
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:14,530
I can't remember what I did with
myself all day before I met you.
345
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,410
No, I don't think I can.
346
00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:19,410
I just used to fart about
and do bugger all.
347
00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:22,690
Oh, I'm quite fond of farting about
and doing bugger all.
348
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,770
I think it relaxes you.
349
00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:29,290
"Hobbies include farting about
and doing bugger all."
350
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,890
I might put it on my CV.
351
00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:33,410
Have you got one?
352
00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:35,010
Have I hell!
353
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:37,810
I don't need one,
I'm a woman of leisure.
354
00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:42,650
And means. Have been
for some significant time.
355
00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:46,850
I'm quite a catch, let's face it,
in oh so many ways.
356
00:21:46,860 --> 00:21:49,650
And modest, too. Hell, no!
357
00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:53,210
When did being modest
ever get you anywhere?
358
00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:55,170
So.
359
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:57,260
So...
360
00:21:58,460 --> 00:22:00,420
The wedding night! Hmm.
361
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:05,850
60 years later than anticipated,
maybe, but...
362
00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:07,890
Well worth the wait.
363
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:10,930
Well, we'll find out, won't we?
364
00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:12,860
THEY LAUGH
365
00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:17,490
Had we not better knock on
Caroline's door first?
366
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,890
Oh, God.
367
00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:22,330
I wonder what Gillian's told her?
368
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:24,370
CORK POPS
Where's Kate?
369
00:22:24,380 --> 00:22:27,850
Oh, she's gone home. Just tonight,
just to sort out a few things.
370
00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:29,530
And the boys?
371
00:22:29,540 --> 00:22:32,810
William's got a job in town,
washing up in a restaurant.
372
00:22:32,820 --> 00:22:35,970
Good for him! He won't be back
until gone midnight.
373
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,770
And Lawrence is upstairs sulking.
374
00:22:38,780 --> 00:22:40,410
Oh, why?
375
00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:43,010
Cos I've taken him off at the knees,
I wiped the floor with him.
376
00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:45,170
What's he done? He's upset Kate.
377
00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:46,570
Why, what's he said?
378
00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:50,210
Apparently - I didn't hear it, I
was trying to fathom the gas bill -
379
00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:52,810
he said the reason you hadn't
invited any of us to the wedding
380
00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:56,010
wasn't rocket science, it was
because you didn't want Kate there.
381
00:22:56,020 --> 00:23:00,530
Cheers! Congratulations!
Here's mud in your eye.
382
00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:02,850
Which I said was nonsense.
It is nonsense.
383
00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:06,410
It were nowt to do with anyone else,
it was just meant to be a bit of...
384
00:23:06,420 --> 00:23:10,010
A bit of fun! I know. As long as
we're clear that it is nonsense.
385
00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:13,050
It's nonsense. And you can
tell her that from me.
386
00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:16,490
Or you can tell her yourself
the next time you see her. Right.
387
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:18,450
Right.
388
00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:21,530
So, just out of interest,
now you're married,
389
00:23:21,540 --> 00:23:23,690
where were you thinking of living?
390
00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:26,530
Ah, well... We've not really...
391
00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:28,530
..that's one of the things, you see.
392
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:31,130
We were getting that bogged down
in t'practicalities
393
00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:33,250
of this, that and t'other,
we ended up thinking,
394
00:23:33,260 --> 00:23:35,850
"Well, we'll never get wed
at this rate."
395
00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:39,420
OK, well, I'm just going to
run this past you.
396
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,530
John's publisher's
given him the shove.
397
00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:44,650
Oh, shit!
398
00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:47,690
So, this is the thing...
399
00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:50,370
He can't afford to buy me out,
my half, my share,
400
00:23:50,380 --> 00:23:54,250
which I always imagined he could,
but he can't, so, wahey.
401
00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:58,370
Anyway, now I'm contemplating ways
in which I can buy him out,
402
00:23:58,380 --> 00:24:02,570
rather than...sell up,
which, obviously, is an option.
403
00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:04,250
OK...
404
00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:07,810
I've not had the house valued yet,
but based on what I imagine
405
00:24:07,820 --> 00:24:11,530
we'd be looking at, and if you did
want to live in the flat together...
406
00:24:11,540 --> 00:24:13,850
We'd have to make a contribution?
407
00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:16,850
It's... That's...
408
00:24:16,860 --> 00:24:18,930
I have already put money
into this house.
409
00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:21,690
The bottom line...
410
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:24,570
unless a number of factors kick in,
financially,
411
00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:27,050
is that we would have to sell up.
412
00:24:27,060 --> 00:24:30,290
What sort of figure would you be
looking for from me?
413
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,050
From us.
414
00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:34,170
100,000.
415
00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:38,490
One along here sold for 850,000
a few weeks ago, it's ridiculous.
416
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,890
And you could afford
the rest yourself?
417
00:24:40,900 --> 00:24:43,490
No, I was going to ask Kate.
Ask Kate what?
418
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:46,730
To sell her house.
I haven't said anything to her yet.
419
00:24:46,740 --> 00:24:49,890
I wanted to talk to you first.
420
00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:54,370
Look, don't... Nobody has to make
any instant decisions. I just...
421
00:24:54,380 --> 00:24:56,450
It's the boys, you see, as well.
422
00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:58,450
I'd like to be able
to give them that stability,
423
00:24:58,460 --> 00:25:01,580
at least until they've finished
their education, and...
424
00:25:04,180 --> 00:25:06,530
Oh, God, I'm sorry!
425
00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:11,810
It's your wedding night. I shouldn't
be inflicting all that on you now.
426
00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:14,410
We'll talk about it tomorrow.
427
00:25:14,420 --> 00:25:16,250
Take this.
428
00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:18,690
Oh, thank you.
429
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:21,530
Could you give us a minute?
430
00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:23,970
Eh? Oh, yes. Yes, of course I can.
431
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:27,050
Thank you, Caroline.
It's a pleasure.
432
00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:30,460
I'll see you in t'morning.
I'll see you in the morning.
433
00:25:37,260 --> 00:25:39,060
What?
434
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:44,210
It wasn't about Kate,
us getting married like this.
435
00:25:44,220 --> 00:25:46,250
It hadn't occurred to me.
436
00:25:46,260 --> 00:25:48,850
It was because of what
the consultant said
437
00:25:48,860 --> 00:25:50,890
that morning Alan left hospital.
438
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:52,810
What do you mean?
439
00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:55,250
We just wanted to get it done with,
440
00:25:55,260 --> 00:25:57,940
quickly, with as little fuss
as possible.
441
00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:01,370
Why?
442
00:26:01,380 --> 00:26:04,610
Look, you're not to say anything.
He won't talk about it.
443
00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:06,810
He likes to pretend
there's nothing wrong with him,
444
00:26:06,820 --> 00:26:09,170
and we just got married
for a bit of fun.
445
00:26:09,180 --> 00:26:10,770
Which we did!
446
00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:13,860
And Gillian doesn't know this.
What?
447
00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:17,930
A sensible approach is the key,
Mr Buttershaw,
448
00:26:17,940 --> 00:26:22,250
because, not to put too fine
a point on it,
449
00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:25,330
you wouldn't survive
another heart attack.
450
00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:27,420
Even a relatively small one.
451
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:36,610
Oh, good Lord. Yeah.
452
00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:39,050
Yeah.
453
00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:41,610
I just wanted you to know.
454
00:26:41,620 --> 00:26:44,500
And you can tell Kate, so she knows.
455
00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:48,260
It really wasn't
about anything else.
456
00:26:57,980 --> 00:27:01,130
I need to tell you something.
How's she getting home?
457
00:27:01,140 --> 00:27:05,530
Can she stop? Here?
Yeah. Tonight? Yeah. No.
458
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:07,450
You can give Ellie
a lift down Ripponden
459
00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:09,010
when you go, can't you, Robbie?
460
00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:13,100
Yeah. I'll be setting off
in about half an hour or so. Sorted.
461
00:27:14,580 --> 00:27:16,490
Right.
462
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:19,330
OK. Well...
463
00:27:19,340 --> 00:27:21,860
the thing is...
464
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:26,690
She's pregnant.
465
00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:29,290
It's mine.
466
00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:30,890
She's eight months.
467
00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:33,250
She told her mum and dad
and they went mad.
468
00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:35,060
They've chucked her out.
469
00:27:49,860 --> 00:27:51,410
Has something happened?
470
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,330
'Not... No, not... Well, yeah, yeah.
471
00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:57,530
'Something's... Raff's got himself
into a bit of bother.'
472
00:27:57,540 --> 00:28:00,570
It's nowt to worry about, Dad.
473
00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:03,970
I don't want you getting stressed.
474
00:28:03,980 --> 00:28:10,210
Just...it might benefit him
if you're around a bit, that's all.
475
00:28:10,220 --> 00:28:13,610
If... if you...
476
00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:17,810
Right. OK. Well, we can pop over.
477
00:28:17,820 --> 00:28:20,090
Who is it? Gillian.
478
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:24,100
That'd be...
'Can you give me general, erm...?'
479
00:28:25,260 --> 00:28:28,290
It's... It's... It's...
480
00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:31,770
He's wanting to leave school,
481
00:28:31,780 --> 00:28:34,370
and chuck his life down the drain.
482
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,690
Like I did. And I don't want him to.
483
00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:39,730
Why? Why's he suddenly
thinking of doing that?
484
00:28:39,740 --> 00:28:43,210
I thought he was doing very well
with his A-levels?
485
00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:45,530
'He is! He is.
486
00:28:45,540 --> 00:28:49,130
'It's...a bit complicated,
and there's a girl involved.
487
00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:50,810
'It's...a man thing.'
488
00:28:50,820 --> 00:28:54,890
It's best if you come over,
if you can.
489
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:59,250
I'm going to have to drive over
to Halifax. Is Robbie not around?
490
00:28:59,260 --> 00:29:01,570
You can't drive, you're not allowed.
Bugger that.
491
00:29:01,580 --> 00:29:03,890
'You're the only person
he ever really listens to.'
492
00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:05,660
I'll drive you.
493
00:29:06,660 --> 00:29:10,050
Sell my house? I know it's mad. But
you see, I think this is working,
494
00:29:10,060 --> 00:29:11,610
you and me, don't you?
495
00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:14,010
Well... There's Lawrence.
496
00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:16,730
And the ever-constant threat
of John dropping by,
497
00:29:16,740 --> 00:29:19,490
pissed, with Judith.
I'm dealing with all that.
498
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:20,770
And your mum.
499
00:29:20,780 --> 00:29:23,810
Although maybe Celia and Alan will
want to go and live somewhere else
500
00:29:23,820 --> 00:29:25,530
anyway, now they're married.
501
00:29:25,540 --> 00:29:29,610
Well, no, thing is I'd probably need
her input as well, financially.
502
00:29:29,620 --> 00:29:32,010
So she'd be staying?
503
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:35,530
Well, I... I think she's been on a
steep learning curve. Really, I do.
504
00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:38,610
They'd probably spend most of
their time over at Gillian's anyway.
505
00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:44,410
I don't know. Fine. I'm not saying
no. I shouldn't have asked.
506
00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:45,540
CHILDREN SING HYMN
507
00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:50,410
OK, good, it's fine, forget it,
let's not dwell on...
508
00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:52,890
No. Actually...
If it was just about you and me,
509
00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:56,690
I'd be worried that it was far too
quick and that you'd regret it.
510
00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:59,170
Kate, I wouldn't have asked you
if I thought I'd regret it.
511
00:29:59,180 --> 00:30:01,500
I like that house a lot,
but I'm not blinkered. It's...
512
00:30:02,940 --> 00:30:05,060
I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.
513
00:30:07,340 --> 00:30:10,250
I hope I'm not shallow enough to be
asking you for the wrong reasons.
514
00:30:10,260 --> 00:30:13,090
It's just a bit sooner than we might
have anticipated. That's all.
515
00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:14,620
Really? Really.
516
00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:18,610
Look. Say no. If you really
think it's wrong, say no.
517
00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:19,730
But think about it.
518
00:30:19,740 --> 00:30:22,340
It's not something
we have to decide this second.
519
00:30:24,540 --> 00:30:25,700
I can't kiss you here.
520
00:30:26,980 --> 00:30:29,420
No. No. You really can't. Nope.
521
00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:33,220
We'd need to know the exact figures.
Mm-hm.
522
00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:37,890
I've got someone coming to give me
a valuation later this afternoon.
523
00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:39,380
I'll get mine valued.
524
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,010
So is that...?
525
00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:45,820
There's just one other thing to say.
526
00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:48,370
Which I would've brought up
527
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:50,570
further down the line had things
progressed...
528
00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:53,610
but seeing as we're possibly moving
forward slightly faster than...
529
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:54,740
What?
530
00:30:56,380 --> 00:30:59,780
You know I'm 42 next week?
Yes. I did know that. OK.
531
00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:05,660
This is equally... OK.
532
00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:09,700
I want a baby.
533
00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:12,460
I want to have a baby.
534
00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:16,220
I've always wanted a baby.
535
00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:20,570
And if we are going to do this
properly, permanently,
536
00:31:20,580 --> 00:31:22,810
you need to know that.
537
00:31:22,820 --> 00:31:24,570
And it's good
that it's cropped up now
538
00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:26,300
because time is not on my side.
539
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,740
No. Caroline.
540
00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:35,220
I'm serious.
541
00:31:41,220 --> 00:31:42,260
You better go.
542
00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:21,660
So, what's up?
543
00:32:23,780 --> 00:32:25,170
Celia.
544
00:32:25,180 --> 00:32:26,220
Gillian.
545
00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:33,130
You know I told you
Raff's got a girlfriend?
546
00:32:33,140 --> 00:32:36,130
Is this the one that blows hot
and cold? That's right.
547
00:32:36,140 --> 00:32:37,410
Ellie.
548
00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:38,850
The one who only bothers with him -
549
00:32:38,860 --> 00:32:40,850
if she hasn't got a better
offer on the table.
550
00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:43,090
Well, what about her? She's here.
551
00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:44,650
She's inside.
552
00:32:44,660 --> 00:32:46,130
She's pregnant.
553
00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:47,330
Eight months.
554
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:49,010
They both reckon it's his.
555
00:32:49,020 --> 00:32:51,370
Her mum and dad
gave her an ultimatum,
556
00:32:51,380 --> 00:32:53,250
which allegedly she didn't like.
557
00:32:53,260 --> 00:32:55,380
It involved
not seeing our Raff any more.
558
00:32:57,700 --> 00:32:58,820
So...
559
00:33:00,340 --> 00:33:04,050
Did she not...
think to get shut of it?
560
00:33:04,060 --> 00:33:06,540
She didn't know she was pregnant.
She says.
561
00:33:07,580 --> 00:33:11,370
She managed to convince herself
it was any number of other things.
562
00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:15,100
And you can't tell till you know
to look. She's hardly showing.
563
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:19,610
So it's too late to...?
564
00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:21,290
Five months too late.
565
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:23,380
I've made her an appointment
at the surgery.
566
00:33:25,060 --> 00:33:27,090
I'm driving her down
in half an hour.
567
00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:30,100
And...is it definitely his?
568
00:33:31,660 --> 00:33:35,020
He is convinced that it's his.
569
00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:38,650
But you're not to get upset.
570
00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:41,810
Whatever's happened,
we'll sort it.
571
00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:43,890
What's the plan?
572
00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:45,450
The plan.
573
00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:47,050
Well...
574
00:33:47,060 --> 00:33:49,050
He's not leaving school.
I've told him.
575
00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:52,690
He's a bright lad,
he's going places.
576
00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:54,980
I'll do what I can for 'em, but...
577
00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:59,970
I've told them in words of one
syllable, I am not a nanny.
578
00:33:59,980 --> 00:34:01,500
That's two syllables.
579
00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:04,890
I'm not made of money.
580
00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:06,860
What about her parents?
581
00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:10,650
They obviously think our Raff's
not good enough for her.
582
00:34:10,660 --> 00:34:11,730
Which is interesting,
583
00:34:11,740 --> 00:34:13,970
cos frankly I'd have said it was
the other way round.
584
00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:16,450
Did he not take precautions?
585
00:34:16,460 --> 00:34:18,580
These are the wrong questions, Dad!
586
00:34:20,420 --> 00:34:21,580
The time has passed.
587
00:34:23,820 --> 00:34:25,010
She's inside.
588
00:34:25,020 --> 00:34:26,300
Raff's gone to school.
589
00:34:27,620 --> 00:34:30,020
D'you want to come and say hello?
590
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:41,210
Ellie. This is Raff's grandad.
591
00:34:41,220 --> 00:34:44,130
Hello, love. Alan.
592
00:34:44,140 --> 00:34:45,650
And this is Celia.
593
00:34:45,660 --> 00:34:47,290
My wife. Celia.
594
00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:49,010
I've just had a bath.
595
00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:50,810
Congratulations.
596
00:34:50,820 --> 00:34:52,770
I think it was a bit hot.
597
00:34:52,780 --> 00:34:56,490
I think I'm having like...
contractions.
598
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:58,450
Oh, heck!
599
00:34:58,460 --> 00:35:01,010
We'll get her up to the hospital.
600
00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:02,860
You go pick Raff up from school.
601
00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:16,770
It's a mess, that's what this is.
602
00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:19,330
A right total fff...sodding mess.
603
00:35:19,340 --> 00:35:22,050
Yeah, I know, I know,
all right. I know!
604
00:35:22,060 --> 00:35:24,530
And how do we know it's yours?
Really, eh?
605
00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:27,010
We've been through this.
I told you, I know the night.
606
00:35:27,020 --> 00:35:29,370
No, come on, maths -
if she's only eight months,
607
00:35:29,380 --> 00:35:31,650
why's she gone into labour now?
It's early!
608
00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:33,650
You so want to believe it,
don't you?
609
00:35:33,660 --> 00:35:35,930
She probably isn't even
eight months, size of her!
610
00:35:35,940 --> 00:35:38,770
She's never slept with anyone else.
She says. Yes. She says.
611
00:35:38,780 --> 00:35:40,450
Happen you better ring
her mum and dad.
612
00:35:40,460 --> 00:35:41,890
I'm not ringing her mum and dad.
613
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:44,050
Oh, well, that's grown up.
They hate me.
614
00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:47,170
Well, they need to know, they need
to share some of the responsibility,
615
00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:49,450
she's their daughter,
that'll be their grandchild.
616
00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:51,330
Unequivocally, theirs.
617
00:35:51,340 --> 00:35:54,250
Whereas I don't have the luxury
of such certain knowledge.
618
00:35:54,260 --> 00:35:56,570
She wouldn't lie! Why would she lie?
619
00:35:56,580 --> 00:35:59,570
Because she knows she can
rely on you, you pillock!
620
00:35:59,580 --> 00:36:02,170
Cos you're
so bloody smitten with her!
621
00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:04,610
So I'm reliable! And that's bad...
why?
622
00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:08,530
Because you've got your whole life
ahead of you! You've got choices!
623
00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:11,170
What choices will you have if
you're saddled with a baby at 17?
624
00:36:11,180 --> 00:36:14,290
And it's not even yours! For sure.
625
00:36:14,300 --> 00:36:18,050
She dumped you for this other lad,
who else has she been...
626
00:36:18,060 --> 00:36:19,860
wriggling around with, eh?
627
00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:22,970
No-one.
628
00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:25,490
God, you're naive.
629
00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:28,170
Yeah, and you're
a dirty-minded old cow.
630
00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:29,370
I beg your pardon?
631
00:36:29,380 --> 00:36:30,660
Didn't say owt.
632
00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:44,970
You haven't to stress your grandad.
I'm not stressing me grandad!
633
00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:48,330
If anyone'll be stressing me grandad
with shouting, it's you!
634
00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,010
WOMAN: You're doing what?
635
00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:52,010
Delivering babies.
636
00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:53,650
Well, a baby.
637
00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:58,690
Unless it's twins, which I'd be
very surprised, size of her.
638
00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:02,090
Well... Why're you...?
What're you...? Whose is it?
639
00:37:02,100 --> 00:37:05,490
That's the 64 million question.
640
00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:08,050
Shall we start at the beginning?
641
00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:12,570
Well, surprise, surprise,
it turns out Raff's a bit of a...
642
00:37:12,580 --> 00:37:16,250
muck lump just like his mother.
And... You know what?
643
00:37:16,260 --> 00:37:20,010
She insisted on Alan
racing over here.
644
00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:22,610
She'll be wanting to tap money
off him.
645
00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:26,250
They're already hard up,
and now with a baby on the way.
646
00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:27,690
Sorry, so...?
647
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:31,410
Raff's put his girlfriend
in the pudding club.
648
00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:34,770
And she's not dared tell anyone
until it's too late,
649
00:37:34,780 --> 00:37:36,570
and she's just gone into labour.
650
00:37:36,580 --> 00:37:40,170
Just now, just this morning,
that's why we're here.
651
00:37:40,180 --> 00:37:42,930
But you needn't worry, love.
On the money front.
652
00:37:42,940 --> 00:37:44,500
I'll not be taken in.
653
00:37:46,980 --> 00:37:48,610
Did you talk to Kate?
654
00:37:48,620 --> 00:37:49,770
Oh, yeah.
655
00:37:49,780 --> 00:37:51,650
Yeah. Yeah.
656
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:54,170
And...? Is she on board?
657
00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:58,220
In... Yeah, theory.
You don't sound convinced.
658
00:38:00,660 --> 00:38:04,410
No, she's... Obviously
it's a big thing to ask.
659
00:38:04,420 --> 00:38:07,570
Don't take this the wrong way...
What?
660
00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:09,260
Isn't it a bit soon?
661
00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:13,130
To be asking her to buy a house
with you?
662
00:38:13,140 --> 00:38:17,610
I know you're very fond of her, and
I'm not saying anything about that.
663
00:38:17,620 --> 00:38:19,540
But you've only been together
five minutes.
664
00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:22,420
I can't sell that house.
665
00:38:26,660 --> 00:38:30,250
Oh, I'll have to go, love.
I'll talk to you later, bye.
666
00:38:30,260 --> 00:38:31,850
Where is she?
667
00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:33,340
They're through here.
668
00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:45,540
He'll be here any minute.
669
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:48,610
Sorry, what was your name again?
670
00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:51,850
Alan! I'm Grandad. Apparently.
671
00:38:51,860 --> 00:38:54,180
Deep! Really inhale it.
672
00:38:55,780 --> 00:38:57,530
Great-grandad.
673
00:38:57,540 --> 00:38:58,730
Sorry?
674
00:38:58,740 --> 00:39:01,650
Great-grandad.
Won't you be its great-grandad?
675
00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:03,140
Oh, aye.
676
00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:06,820
It's one of these.
677
00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:11,730
Are you looking for someone?
Ellie. Ellie Weaver.
678
00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:13,100
Just down here.
679
00:39:15,340 --> 00:39:16,460
I don't want a baby.
680
00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:19,300
I'm too young to have a baby.
681
00:39:20,540 --> 00:39:22,370
I don't even know
what you do with babies.
682
00:39:22,380 --> 00:39:24,130
You'll work it out soon enough.
683
00:39:24,140 --> 00:39:25,890
What if I don't like it?
684
00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:28,890
What if it's got something wrong
with it?
685
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,970
What if it's got more than one head?
686
00:39:30,980 --> 00:39:33,810
Well, there's no sending 'em back.
It won't have.
687
00:39:33,820 --> 00:39:38,130
Why haven't we evolved better?
This is medieval.
688
00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:41,290
I'm going to be split in two,
I'm going to die. No you're not.
689
00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:44,530
I'm not ready for this,
I'm not even here.
690
00:39:44,540 --> 00:39:46,860
You're going to be absolutely fine.
691
00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:50,020
Did you two get married yesterday?
692
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:52,930
We did, yes.
693
00:39:52,940 --> 00:39:54,570
And not tell anyone?
694
00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:56,130
That's right.
695
00:39:56,140 --> 00:39:57,180
Why?
696
00:39:58,260 --> 00:40:02,210
Just...to be different, really.
Romantic.
697
00:40:02,220 --> 00:40:03,500
And was it?
698
00:40:04,540 --> 00:40:05,820
Well...
699
00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:10,860
MAN: Everybody happy.
700
00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:14,180
Say cheese!
701
00:40:17,820 --> 00:40:19,100
..it was memorable.
702
00:40:21,340 --> 00:40:22,770
Now who've we got?
703
00:40:22,780 --> 00:40:26,010
Ah, this is my grandson.
This is so weird.
704
00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:27,570
And you're the father?
705
00:40:27,580 --> 00:40:29,490
Yeah. You all right?
706
00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:30,810
And I'm his mother.
707
00:40:30,820 --> 00:40:33,890
I'm not really comfortable with
the fact that this is happening.
708
00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:37,050
In fact, I'm inclined to suggest
that it isn't.
709
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:41,450
I am firmly of the opinion
that I'm not really here.
710
00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:43,490
She's been at the Entonox.
711
00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:48,210
Right, so, she's between three
and four centimetres dilated.
712
00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:52,290
It's going to be good few hours
before the fun really starts, so...
713
00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:56,060
I'm not actually her mother.
Her mother isn't actually here.
714
00:40:57,100 --> 00:40:58,380
Ellie?
715
00:41:00,220 --> 00:41:04,130
Have you rung your mum?
716
00:41:04,140 --> 00:41:05,580
No.
717
00:41:06,780 --> 00:41:08,810
D'you think you should?
718
00:41:08,820 --> 00:41:10,860
Because if you don't, I will.
719
00:41:23,660 --> 00:41:26,900
The night Caroline was born,
I lost three pints of blood.
720
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:30,380
I nearly died. Did you? Mm-hm.
721
00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:34,620
I could feel myself
going down this tunnel.
722
00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:37,860
Odd thing was, I didn't mind.
723
00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:40,730
I just thought...
724
00:41:40,740 --> 00:41:43,180
"So this is it,
this is what it's like."
725
00:41:45,780 --> 00:41:48,290
And I nearly got to the end.
726
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,500
And then it got slower,
and slower.
727
00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:55,850
I realised I was going backwards.
Back the way I'd come.
728
00:41:55,860 --> 00:41:59,420
And that must've been when
they gave me the blood transfusion.
729
00:42:02,660 --> 00:42:04,540
D'you think it is his? Raff's?
730
00:42:06,540 --> 00:42:10,020
They were at a party. I asked him.
They'd been drinking.
731
00:42:11,220 --> 00:42:13,620
Malibu or something. And....
732
00:42:15,860 --> 00:42:18,820
I think they're genuinely
very fond of each other.
733
00:42:20,940 --> 00:42:24,890
They're the same age we were
that day when you asked me out at
734
00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:27,570
the top of Elizabeth Street in 1953.
735
00:42:27,580 --> 00:42:29,130
D'you remember?
736
00:42:29,140 --> 00:42:32,890
I'd just started at Jessops.
I had a new suit.
737
00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:34,700
You'd just started at Co-op.
738
00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:37,970
God.
739
00:42:37,980 --> 00:42:41,290
We'd have never carried on
like that at that age, would we?
740
00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:43,060
No. But they do now. So...
741
00:42:44,260 --> 00:42:46,930
People had more self-respect.
742
00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:52,650
Well, we hadn't had the benefit
of the swinging '60s in 1953, had we?
743
00:42:52,660 --> 00:42:55,100
You're not going to make out
like it's a good thing.
744
00:42:58,780 --> 00:43:00,220
I'm very good with babies.
745
00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:03,530
I'm sure you are.
746
00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:06,770
They tend to like me.
I don't know why.
747
00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:09,610
They can probably sense
you're as daft as they are.
748
00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:10,980
Yes. That'll be it.
749
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:17,500
I never thought I'd live to be
a great-grandad.
750
00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:20,060
Well...
751
00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:25,010
We're not entirely sure
that you are one yet. Are we?
752
00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:26,650
I'd have to help 'em out.
753
00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:28,170
In the money department.
754
00:43:28,180 --> 00:43:31,290
If that's what's needed.
You know that, don't you?
755
00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:33,850
I'm not having that lad
leaving school,
756
00:43:33,860 --> 00:43:37,260
he could get in at a university,
the way he's heading.
757
00:43:38,820 --> 00:43:41,170
Well, OK.
758
00:43:41,180 --> 00:43:46,250
Just as long as you know that
I can't see Caroline short either.
759
00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:47,780
Over this house business.
760
00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:51,210
How's it going?
761
00:43:51,220 --> 00:43:53,130
Slowly.
762
00:43:53,140 --> 00:43:54,450
Poor kid, she's terrified.
763
00:43:54,460 --> 00:43:55,970
I can't get hold of her mum and dad.
764
00:43:55,980 --> 00:43:58,690
I've left messages to ring me
on both their mobiles,
765
00:43:58,700 --> 00:44:01,130
and their landline, and nothing.
766
00:44:01,140 --> 00:44:02,500
What's up with 'em?
767
00:44:04,580 --> 00:44:06,850
They're probably in shock,
aren't they?
768
00:44:06,860 --> 00:44:08,370
Same as everybody else.
769
00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:12,490
Still, you'd not think they'd
turn their back on her, would you?
770
00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:14,890
Perhaps they're Christians.
771
00:44:14,900 --> 00:44:16,850
Listen, I've got stuff
to see to at home,
772
00:44:16,860 --> 00:44:19,970
I haven't fed stock in lower field,
it won't take me long.
773
00:44:19,980 --> 00:44:22,290
Can you hang about here?
Just for a couple of hours?
774
00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:23,970
Just until I get back?
775
00:44:23,980 --> 00:44:26,450
Just in case Raff
needs a bit of support.
776
00:44:26,460 --> 00:44:27,500
Can we?
777
00:44:28,860 --> 00:44:32,220
I don't think he believes it's
happening either. Course we can.
778
00:44:40,340 --> 00:44:42,810
I let myself in.
What's all this?
779
00:44:42,820 --> 00:44:45,770
I've collected some of my stuff
from the house.
780
00:44:45,780 --> 00:44:48,940
I'm going to look at getting a flat
near the university.
781
00:44:51,140 --> 00:44:54,610
What happened to digging your
heels in and pissing her off?
782
00:44:54,620 --> 00:44:56,810
They've dropped me,
Kershaw and Whittle.
783
00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:59,170
Francis Hilliard sent me
an e-mail last week.
784
00:44:59,180 --> 00:45:00,540
They've...?
785
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:04,970
I don't know why I'm that surprised.
786
00:45:04,980 --> 00:45:07,010
It's been obvious for ages
that you've lost it.
787
00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:08,930
What're you talking about?
788
00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:11,210
I don't even know
if you ever really had it.
789
00:45:11,220 --> 00:45:13,050
"Had it." What?
790
00:45:13,060 --> 00:45:15,170
That fire. That real passion.
791
00:45:15,180 --> 00:45:17,690
I think you were just lucky
for a while.
792
00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:20,330
You have no idea. You know...
793
00:45:20,340 --> 00:45:23,850
the trouble with you is that you've
never really lived life on the edge.
794
00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:26,450
Have you? You've never really
taken a risk with anything.
795
00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:30,170
You've never really dared to do
anything properly dangerous.
796
00:45:30,180 --> 00:45:31,250
You just...
797
00:45:31,260 --> 00:45:35,650
You just fiddle-faddle around near
the boundaries a bit, don't you?
798
00:45:35,660 --> 00:45:39,380
Pretending. But you never actually
push them like a real writer.
799
00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:42,410
You're terrified.
800
00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:44,690
Given the choice,
if she'd have you back,
801
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:47,250
you'd go crawling back to Caroline,
wouldn't you?
802
00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:50,050
With your tail between your knees.
803
00:45:50,060 --> 00:45:53,260
What do you want, John?
What do you really, really want?
804
00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:55,970
You don't have to answer that,
805
00:45:55,980 --> 00:45:58,050
I'm not really interested.
806
00:45:58,060 --> 00:45:59,410
But whatever it is,
807
00:45:59,420 --> 00:46:03,050
can you piss off out of my flat
and chase after it
808
00:46:03,060 --> 00:46:05,130
for once in your life?
809
00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:07,660
Instead of just clinging on to
what's familiar.
810
00:46:19,140 --> 00:46:21,140
Do they snog? I don't know.
811
00:46:22,700 --> 00:46:23,740
Do they do sex?
812
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:26,860
I don't know.
813
00:46:28,180 --> 00:46:29,930
Why don't you
go and live with your dad
814
00:46:29,940 --> 00:46:32,770
if Miss McKenzie's going to start
telling the boss fibs about you?
815
00:46:32,780 --> 00:46:34,940
I might do.
816
00:46:41,860 --> 00:46:44,690
Like I say, if you think
it's a non-starter, then I...
817
00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:47,330
I mean, I do know it's a minefield.
818
00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:50,010
I do know that you might not want to
go through all that again.
819
00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:53,410
And certainly not with a child
that isn't... But it would be yours,
820
00:46:53,420 --> 00:46:55,770
is the point, ours.
821
00:46:55,780 --> 00:46:58,530
How? I mean, how would...?
822
00:46:58,540 --> 00:47:03,370
Oh, well, obviously a donor. Who?
823
00:47:03,380 --> 00:47:07,850
OK, so, there's this person
I was at university with.
824
00:47:07,860 --> 00:47:13,130
And ever since I've not been married
to Richard any more, I've often...
825
00:47:13,140 --> 00:47:17,050
occasionally thought that if I ever
did manage to have a baby,
826
00:47:17,060 --> 00:47:20,170
he's someone I would ask, possibly.
827
00:47:20,180 --> 00:47:21,690
Who is he?
828
00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:23,210
He's called Greg.
829
00:47:23,220 --> 00:47:26,780
And I went out with him for a bit
when we were at Durham.
830
00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:32,210
We slept together, is the point,
831
00:47:32,220 --> 00:47:37,450
so he's nice, he's clever, he's good,
he's a really good person.
832
00:47:37,460 --> 00:47:39,810
He's... That's why I thought of him.
833
00:47:39,820 --> 00:47:42,610
He's like you.
He's one of the grown-ups.
834
00:47:42,620 --> 00:47:44,210
Why didn't you marry him?
835
00:47:44,220 --> 00:47:45,420
Will you meet him?
836
00:47:46,860 --> 00:47:48,450
I'm not part of the equation.
837
00:47:48,460 --> 00:47:50,690
No! No. God, Caroline.
838
00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:53,050
The only people
who are part of the equation
839
00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:54,940
are you and me and the baby.
840
00:47:56,100 --> 00:47:57,570
So...
841
00:47:57,580 --> 00:48:00,370
OK, so, have you...
842
00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:02,450
done any research as regards...?
843
00:48:02,460 --> 00:48:04,890
We could go down the medical route.
Which is...?
844
00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:07,890
Complicated. Lengthy.
And the thing is...
845
00:48:07,900 --> 00:48:12,570
because I have slept with him before,
300 years ago,
846
00:48:12,580 --> 00:48:14,300
we could just do it.
847
00:48:18,420 --> 00:48:21,130
I mean, he might not agree
to any of this.
848
00:48:21,140 --> 00:48:24,010
I think he probably would.
849
00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:26,890
He's not married, he has been,
850
00:48:26,900 --> 00:48:29,450
and apparently that is the best way
of getting pregnant
851
00:48:29,460 --> 00:48:31,300
rather than any sort of artificial...
852
00:48:32,620 --> 00:48:35,170
Has he got children
from his marriage? No.
853
00:48:35,180 --> 00:48:37,410
Is he firing blanks? Oh.
854
00:48:37,420 --> 00:48:38,610
Does he want children?
855
00:48:38,620 --> 00:48:41,690
I don't... It's not really about
whether he wants children, is it?
856
00:48:41,700 --> 00:48:43,650
It's more about whether he's willing.
857
00:48:43,660 --> 00:48:46,250
Why did his marriage break down?
I don't know the ins and outs.
858
00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:48,290
He's obviously someone
you keep in touch with.
859
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,850
Yeah. Christmas cards.
When we still did Christmas cards.
860
00:48:50,860 --> 00:48:52,850
Now it's just the odd e-mail. When?
861
00:48:52,860 --> 00:48:55,210
When his marriage broke down.
When mine did.
862
00:48:55,220 --> 00:48:56,340
He knows about you.
863
00:48:59,660 --> 00:49:01,730
I need to meet him. You will!
864
00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:03,140
And this is all...
865
00:49:04,620 --> 00:49:06,900
I've not discussed it with him.
He might just say no.
866
00:49:08,180 --> 00:49:09,570
Maybe I shouldn't meet him.
867
00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:13,170
It so isn't about him. No. It is.
868
00:49:13,180 --> 00:49:16,700
I don't want you getting sperm
from just anywhere. No, course.
869
00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:21,260
Do we know anyone else? No.
870
00:49:24,660 --> 00:49:26,210
Why didn't you and Richard?
871
00:49:26,220 --> 00:49:27,930
We did. Four times.
872
00:49:27,940 --> 00:49:29,060
I lost them all.
873
00:49:31,380 --> 00:49:32,500
I didn't know that.
874
00:49:33,580 --> 00:49:35,220
I never got beyond 12 weeks.
875
00:49:36,620 --> 00:49:37,980
Oh, God.
876
00:49:39,460 --> 00:49:40,660
Oh, I'm sorry.
877
00:49:42,700 --> 00:49:45,610
Caroline, if you think
it's a daft idea, just say...
878
00:49:45,620 --> 00:49:47,650
I don't think it's a daft idea.
879
00:49:47,660 --> 00:49:49,970
You've obviously...
880
00:49:49,980 --> 00:49:53,500
thought about it a lot
and it obviously means a lot.
881
00:49:55,300 --> 00:49:58,570
I mean, it's fundamental, babies,
isn't it?
882
00:49:58,580 --> 00:50:01,170
Who am I to say no,
it's your life, it's your body.
883
00:50:01,180 --> 00:50:03,450
no, I know. It is, but...
884
00:50:03,460 --> 00:50:05,380
I wouldn't want to do it on my own.
No.
885
00:50:07,980 --> 00:50:11,450
We would be talking sleepless nights
and nappies.
886
00:50:11,460 --> 00:50:14,050
And years of angst
and teenage tantrums.
887
00:50:14,060 --> 00:50:15,170
Oh, I can do all of that.
888
00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:18,740
You're 46. It's not really what you'd
planned to do next, is it, babies?
889
00:50:20,660 --> 00:50:21,780
No.
890
00:50:26,580 --> 00:50:28,170
I wonder how my mother's getting on?
891
00:50:28,180 --> 00:50:30,890
She was delivering a baby last time
I spoke to her.
892
00:50:30,900 --> 00:50:33,530
Your mother was delivering a baby.
893
00:50:33,540 --> 00:50:35,460
Well, she said she was.
894
00:50:36,460 --> 00:50:37,970
Whose?
895
00:50:37,980 --> 00:50:41,570
Is there anything
that woman doesn't get up to?
896
00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:43,530
Somebody else'll be doing
all the hard work.
897
00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:46,330
She'll just be standing
near the door making droll comments.
898
00:50:46,340 --> 00:50:48,250
I think we're ready
to start pushing, Ellie!
899
00:50:48,260 --> 00:50:49,370
PHONE BEEPS
900
00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:51,450
Can you turn that off, please?
I'm sorry.
901
00:50:51,460 --> 00:50:53,530
Can you feel the contraction coming?
Yeah!
902
00:50:53,540 --> 00:50:54,900
Right, well, I want you to push.
903
00:50:57,300 --> 00:51:00,290
I'm sorry, I'm going
to have to sit down.
904
00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:03,250
Perhaps you could take Raff out into
the corridor for a few minutes.
905
00:51:03,260 --> 00:51:04,690
Come on, lad.
906
00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:08,010
What about me?
Grandad's still here.
907
00:51:08,020 --> 00:51:11,970
It's all right, love!
You're doing very well.
908
00:51:11,980 --> 00:51:14,340
Put your head between your knees.
909
00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:19,340
I should be able to do this,
I can deliver lambs, no problem.
910
00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:26,500
SHE SCREAMS
911
00:51:30,380 --> 00:51:32,180
Would you like a mint imperial?
912
00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:36,810
I want a thing!
I want an injection!
913
00:51:36,820 --> 00:51:38,850
I want painkillers!
I want everything!
914
00:51:38,860 --> 00:51:41,010
I think it'd be better
if you can do it without.
915
00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:42,810
Keep pushing, love. Keep pushing!
916
00:51:42,820 --> 00:51:44,970
Yeah, you just keep squeezing
Grandad's hand.
917
00:51:44,980 --> 00:51:46,490
He's not me grandad!
918
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:49,690
No, I know I'm not,
but I don't mind, we can pretend.
919
00:51:49,700 --> 00:51:51,450
I want my grandad.
920
00:51:51,460 --> 00:51:54,410
Well, I can ring him
if you think he'll answer his phone.
921
00:51:54,420 --> 00:51:56,170
Look in my phone book.
922
00:51:56,180 --> 00:51:59,770
You'll have to go out
into the corridor to make that call.
923
00:51:59,780 --> 00:52:01,090
What's it under?
924
00:52:01,100 --> 00:52:03,490
Grandad! What do you think?
925
00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:04,850
Good, it makes sense.
926
00:52:04,860 --> 00:52:06,730
And what's his name?
927
00:52:06,740 --> 00:52:08,850
Harry. Harry Wallace.
928
00:52:08,860 --> 00:52:12,090
Harry Wallace is your grandad?!
929
00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:13,610
What's up with that?
930
00:52:13,620 --> 00:52:15,250
Nothing. We're...
931
00:52:15,260 --> 00:52:17,660
Hurry up! Get him rung!
932
00:52:33,860 --> 00:52:35,010
Hello?
933
00:52:35,020 --> 00:52:36,410
Gillian.
934
00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:38,050
Speaking.
935
00:52:38,060 --> 00:52:39,420
How's things? Why?
936
00:52:40,620 --> 00:52:42,850
Just wanted to
run something past you.
937
00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:44,260
Quickly.
938
00:52:46,140 --> 00:52:49,330
OK. Well. I know you said
you're seeing Robbie.
939
00:52:49,340 --> 00:52:51,210
But frankly...I think you and me
940
00:52:51,220 --> 00:52:53,610
both know that's just a disaster
waiting to happen.
941
00:52:53,620 --> 00:52:54,980
Really? Really.
942
00:52:56,220 --> 00:52:59,330
You also indicated that you were
in need of some sort of investment...
943
00:52:59,340 --> 00:53:00,690
in the farm.
944
00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:03,810
Your publisher's just dumped you,
I'm not thick.
945
00:53:03,820 --> 00:53:06,970
Caroline wants to buy
my half of the house.
946
00:53:06,980 --> 00:53:08,970
I think we'll be looking at...
947
00:53:08,980 --> 00:53:11,700
400, 450,000. Cash.
948
00:53:14,060 --> 00:53:16,090
You think you can just buy me?
949
00:53:16,100 --> 00:53:17,580
No. I just thought...
950
00:53:20,940 --> 00:53:22,660
Are you doing anything this weekend?
951
00:53:25,420 --> 00:53:27,010
What did y'have in mind?
952
00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:28,860
Anything. All sorts.
953
00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:32,500
Can we have this conversation later?
954
00:54:02,140 --> 00:54:05,330
What are you doing here?
It's a girl. Six pound, three ounces.
955
00:54:05,340 --> 00:54:06,370
Did you know?
956
00:54:06,380 --> 00:54:09,610
Ellie's my grandaughter. This is
her mum, my daughter, Yvonne.
957
00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:11,370
Yvonne, Gillian.
958
00:54:11,380 --> 00:54:12,450
I've been ringing you.
959
00:54:12,460 --> 00:54:14,970
We had no idea. We didn't even
know that she was pregnant.
960
00:54:14,980 --> 00:54:17,370
She said you'd chucked her out.
She never even told us!
961
00:54:17,380 --> 00:54:20,210
Did you not get my messages? I've
been in meetings all day at work,
962
00:54:20,220 --> 00:54:22,410
I only got wind of it
when Dad phoned my secretary.
963
00:54:22,420 --> 00:54:23,730
Alastair's going to go mad,
964
00:54:23,740 --> 00:54:25,810
he's going
to go through the bloody ceiling.
965
00:54:25,820 --> 00:54:28,610
Has your son never heard of condoms?
Eh, don't you start on my son.
966
00:54:28,620 --> 00:54:31,650
What's your daughter doing putting
it about so much? Now, steady on.
967
00:54:31,660 --> 00:54:34,140
We don't even know it is Raff's.
Keep calm. And you an' all.
968
00:54:36,540 --> 00:54:38,260
So...it's a girl?
969
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:42,130
They're just giving her
a few stitches, Ellie,
970
00:54:42,140 --> 00:54:44,380
then we can go and have a look.
971
00:54:47,580 --> 00:54:48,980
PHONE BEEPS
972
00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:04,850
Yeah, but it's a bit interesting
that she did lie, isn't it?
973
00:55:04,860 --> 00:55:07,050
Don't you make judgement about me,
about my family.
974
00:55:07,060 --> 00:55:09,250
Nobody's making judgement, love.
I'm just saying.
975
00:55:09,260 --> 00:55:11,810
It's a bit interesting
that she couldn't tell her own mum.
976
00:55:11,820 --> 00:55:14,860
Are you listening to this? Dad!
I'm staying out of it.
977
00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:21,970
Well, we've got married
and had a baby in just 48 hours.
978
00:55:21,980 --> 00:55:24,690
We're on fire.
We're cooking with gas.
979
00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:26,460
There's no stopping us.
980
00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:37,610
You're...
981
00:55:37,620 --> 00:55:40,010
It's poisonous
saying something like that,
982
00:55:40,020 --> 00:55:42,010
you don't even know us,
you don't know me.
983
00:55:42,020 --> 00:55:43,850
You know she doesn't like you.
984
00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:46,530
Shit-stirrer.
Don't you dare!
985
00:55:46,540 --> 00:55:48,770
Oh, they know it all, don't they?
986
00:55:48,780 --> 00:55:51,020
Except how to avoid
getting pregnant.
987
00:55:52,380 --> 00:55:54,060
I want to be somebody's mum.
988
00:55:55,140 --> 00:55:57,890
It's true, she does want a baby.
How?
989
00:55:57,900 --> 00:56:01,340
It's going to get very confused
about who its mother is.
990
00:56:03,180 --> 00:56:04,500
Ambulance.
991
00:56:04,550 --> 00:56:09,100
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
75073
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
