Original subtitles

Wa-cha! Ha! Hiyah!

[Male announcer] And now Dreamworks' Kung Fu Panda:

Legends of Awesomeness. [Grunts]

[gong rings]

Hear the legends of the kung fu panda

[Scatting]

Raised in a noodle shop

never seeking glory or fame

he climbed the mountaintop

and earned the Dragon Warrior name

Ooh! Ahh! Yah!

kung fu panda

[Scatting]

Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom

and master the skills of bodacious and awesome

kung fu panda

[Scatting]

he lives and he trains and he fights

with the Furious Five

protect the valley, something, something

something, something alive

Ooh! Ahh! Uh!

Kung Fu Panda

Legends of Awesomeness

Sweet!

[Flute music]

sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~

[Thudding and crashing]

[Groans]

[Grunts]

[All grunting]

Give me the black boom-boom powder,

and I will leave you.

But then I'd miss our special time together.

Hyah!

You are such a charmer! Hyah!

Bah!

Uh, just one...

Aah!

The powder will be mine!

[Groans]

[Grunts]

Careful, or these barrels will go "boom!"

[Groans]

You mean "boom-boom!"

The emphasis is on the second "boom!"

Yah!

Ah!

Kids: Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!

Uh, kind of in the middle of something here.

[Grunts]

- It's terrible! We need... - Could you duck down for a sec?

[Thud]

- We need your... - Uh... hold that thought.

Wa-ta! [Grunting]

Okay. What was that?

We need your help!

There's this new kid in town named Kong

- who's been teasing us. - We don't know what to do!

Why aren't you fighting? I thought we were fighting!

Some kid has been picking on my panda pals here.

[Growls] Temutai does not approve of bullying!

But you've sworn to destroy the Jade Palace.

Yes, but I do so with respect. It is the proper way to behave!

[Groans] Good advice.

[Whooshes, grunts]

[Laughing]

Boom, boom!

[Both grunt]

Wakah!

Oomph!

Uh-oh.

[Loud explosion]

[Groans]

We'll lock the rest of these barrels in the storehouse

- where they'll be safe. - Sorry.

Why would Temutai want so much black powder, anyway?

Uh, because it goes "boom-boom!"

Po, what do we do?

We want to be brave, but we're too scared.

Guys, being brave doesn't mean not being scared.

Being brave means doing what you got to do

even though you are scared.

Have you ever been scared, Po?

Pfft, no. Of course not.

I'm the Dragon Warrior.

[Both groan]

But how can you not be scared when things are scary?

I think my story can best be expressed... with a story.

When I was young,

I wasn't the most coordinated guy around.

[Glass shattering, loud thudding]

It was what my dad called my graceful years.

[Thud, clatter]

Anyway, there was this huge kid named Pen Fang.

He was huge!

Angry and... [Growls]

Huge.

And he had huge razor-sharp claws

and huge muscles, and they were really...

- Kid: Huge? - Yep.

Pen Fang knew all the bully moves.

The wet Willy!

The purple nurple!

The great wall of wedgie.

He'd call me names and tease me in front of the other kids.

[Kids laughing]

So I got up,

looked Pen Fang straight in the eye...

- And? - And what?

There wasn't really an ending.

And now I'm the Dragon Warrior. How's that for an ending?

- Hmm. Not my favorite. - Boo!

[Scoffs]

Guys, this Kong will fold

if you just stand up to him and show him a little teeth.

[Growls squeakily]

Not that way.

[Growls]

Ha! Better-ish.

Now just let him know that you're not scared of him.

But we are scared of him.

But he doesn't need to know that.

Besides, we'll be hiding right around the corner.

[Cries] Cut it out!

[Crying]

[All shivering in fear]

The babies are back.

Don't step in the puddle 'cause you might drown,

'cause you're short like how babies are!

[Growls]

[All growl weakly]

What?

What are you... Is something funny?

No, no, no, like this.

[Growls]

[All growl weakly]

The babies want to play pat-a-cake.

No, no, no! That's not... oh.

It's like this.

[Growling and snarling]

Get your bodyguard away!

- Don't let him hurt me! - What? No!

[Laughs] I'm just showing them how...

Dad! Daddy!

Help!

[Screams, cries]

Right, exactly how I... planned.

[Chuckles] Anyhoo.

Looks like he won't be bothering you again.

- Thanks, Po. - No problem.

Just listen to your fearless Dragon Warrior,

and everything will be a-okay.

That's him, dad!

Oh, angry dad time. No worries.

[Dramatic music]

P-P-P-P-Pen Fang?

[Growls]

The bunny is your bully? Really?

[Stammering]

[Screams]

I should have known.

Aah!

Old klutzy Po gets his kicks now by scaring little kids.

- I... I... - Let's see how tough you are

when you pick on someone your own size, huh?

O-Okay, okay, just calm down, Pen Fang. I don't want any trouble.

Too bad! Because trouble is what you got!

[Growls] [Screams]

Rah!

[Screams]

[Flick] Psych! Ha! Still the same old scaredy Po.

Pen... Pen Fang.

What... What are you doing here?

Brought my boy back to check out the old hometown.

Added bonus: now he'll get to see me kick your sorry tail too.

[Screams]

[Grunts]

Boo!

[Panting]

Hey, Pen Fang, maybe you haven't heard,

but I am the Dragon Warrior!

Hyah! Huh! Mm! Ha! Myah!

You'll always be klutzy Po no matter what your title,

unless that title is Dragon Dorkier.

Zing!

Ah!

I got something for you. It's a purple nurple!

[Gasps] Not the nurple.

When I get through with that panda...

[Screaming]

[Gasps] A purple nurple.

[Screams]

My nurples! They're purple!

[Laughs evilly]

Po, use your kung fu!

[Panting]

Hyah! Mongolian burn.

Ah-ha-ah!

[Saliva squishing]

A wet Willy!

[Screaming]

This is getting embarrassing.

Getting? Come on. This is Po's battle.

We can't fight it for him. [Po screaming]

[Crash]

[Laughter]

[Groans]

Great wall of wedgie!

[High-pitched squeal] [Screams]

Hmm.

Ah! Nurples! [Panting]

[Sighs] Man. That was the most embarrassing thing

- that's ever happened to me. - Mm, not really.

- Not even in the top ten. - Po, what's the matter with you?

You could have take that guy in half a second.

I don't know!

He makes me feel like I did when I was little: helpless.

I thought you stood up to him when you were a kid.

I did... for a second.

[High-pitched squeal]

Then I ran and hid in the turnip bin

for a couple of years...

until his family moved away.

So the fearless Dragon Warrior has been scared.

No! I was just... off-put?

What are you gonna do, Po?

Avoid Pen Fang for the rest of your life?

Just until he leaves town.

I wonder if I can still fit in that turnip bin.

- Po. - You're right.

First place he'll look. Good tip, Crane-iac.

Oh, great job, Po.

Publicly humiliated, dishonored the Jade Palace,

- still feel like a child inside. - Panda.

[Screams] Pen Fang!

No.

[Grunts]

Clearly you haven't dealt with the issues of your youth, panda.

It's normal to be scared.

I-I'm not scared. I'm ashamed.

Pen Fang beat me in front of the whole village.

You were not defeated by Pen Fang.

you were defeated by yourself.

Then myself is a short rabbit with a bad attitude.

Man, if there was only some way to get my mojo back.

Temutai's in the village.

- He's after the black powder. - That's great!

I mean, I know I can beat Temutai.

Knocking him silly is just what the not-scared panda ordered!

[All grunting]

[Snarls]

Give me that!

[Wood splinters]

Amateurs.

Don't you ever know when to give up, Temutai?

No, but you won't stop me so easily this time,

Dragon Warrior. You haven't seen my secret weapon!

[Gasps]

[Chains clinking]

[Door creaking]

[Dramatic music]

Pen Fang?

- That's Pen Fang? - Yeah, don't get me started.

Come on. Let's see some of those awesome moves.

Huh? Huh? Dragon Bore-ior.

- Double zing! - P-P...

[Growls]

[Screams]

[All groaning]

Oh! Oh-oh-oh!

[Yelling]

Oomph!

[Yelling]

Once a klutz, always a klutz.

Always perhaps, but not for long!

[Groans]

[Grunts]

[Whimpering]

Oh, this is just sad. Let us go!

The black boom-boom powder is mine!

Soon you will all bow before Temutai,

warrior King of the Qidan!

[Laughing and gibbering]

[Groans]

See you around, Dragon Snore-ior.

- Triple zing... - Moments past.

[Gulps]

Guys, I'm so sorry. I-I don't know what happened.

The good news is,

even when you're acting like a sniveling little crybaby,

you still pack a wallop.

Well, excuse me for looking at the bright side.

I still don't see why you're scared of Pen Fang.

- He's so tiny. - Nice.

Who said I was scared? I was just a bit high-spirited.

This... This will all be over soon.

We just got to wait until Pen Fang leaves town.

And if he doesn't leave town?

What do... What do you mean?

Pen Fang is bent on your utter humiliation.

If the other villains catch wind of his power over you...

[Dramatic music]

[Gulps]

- Uh-oh. - Master, what can we do?

The five of you head after Temutai.

Po, there's something I'd like to show you

that I think will help you face your fear.

Ooh, is it a magic sword? No, wait, a magic orb.

A magic stool! Magic shoes?

If it's magic shoes, I'm a 13 wide.

- I mean, I can squeeze into a 12 1/2, but... - Just follow me.

Is it magic pine sap?

Magic seeds? Magic chopsticks.

Magic dumplings! Oh, I hope it's magic dumplings.

[Sighs] Po... may I present Lam, Chen, and Yang.

[Kids laughing]

Uh, Master Shifu, not one of your better cryptic moments.

[Kids laughing]

You're going down! [Kids screaming]

Kong...

[Kids screaming]

You're it! [Kids laughing]

Okay, so you guys are friends now, huh?

I thought you were afraid of him.

We were, but we talked to him anyway,

- and it wasn't that bad. - I'm an acquired taste!

It was just like you said, Po.

Good. Wait, what did I say?

"Being brave doesn't mean not being scared.

Being brave means doing what you got to do

even though you are scared."

Wow, I'm pretty smart. I should listen to me more often.

Hey, let's go play at the Jade Palace!

[Kids laughing]

Going somewhere, panda?

Yeah. To settle an old score.

Excellent. I'll go... [glass shatters]

Ha-ha! Doofus! [Sighs]

...up to the Jade Palace

to make sure Kong doesn't break anything.

- So how about it, ladies? - Ooh! Hmph.

Well, look who decided to show up.

Br-br-br-br. Okay.

Pen Fang, this has gone on long enough.

Yeah, okay, I'm scared of you. I admit it.

But this thing between you and me ends today.

Yeah! Um, sorry.

I knew this day would come.

The day when I finished you forever!

[Growling]

[Screaming]

Ooh!

- Try fighting this noogie attack! - Wah!

[Panting]

[Both grunting]

Wet Willy!

[Groans]

[Grunts]

Ah!

[Panting]

[Growling]

Great wall of wedgie!

Aah! [Grunts]

[Laughter]

Just like old times, eh, Po?

[Earth rumbling]

- Wait, what's that? - Quit trying to distract me.

I'm trying to focus on my work! [People screaming]

Temutai! What kind of fiendish fiendocity are you... ah!

Po can't talk right now. He's got a prior engagement

with some soon to be purple nurples!

Aah!

Ha-Ha! Oh, to be young again. Prepare the rocket!

[Screaming]

Wait a second. That rocket's aimed at...

- [Gasps] the Jade Palace. - Big whup!

[People screaming]

[Laughing and gibbering]

Time for your nurple.

Enough!

I may be afraid of you, but I'm not gonna let

that get in the way of me doing what I got to do.

Yah!

[Yelling]

[Groans]

Temutai's gonna blow up the Jade Palace

- with Shifu, the kids, and Kong with it! - Kong!?

So you gonna quit being a jerk and help me or what?

The Jade Palace is finished!

[Cackles]

The rocket is going! The Jade Palace is finished!

[Both grunting]

[Screams]

Ooh!

Bleh!

[Groans]

Po!

[Shouts]

[Together] Great wall of wedgie!

[Screams]

[Flames whooshing]

Nooo!

[Both yelling]

[Gasps]

[Grunting and yelling]

Pen Fang! The fin!

[Both grunting]

Yah!

[Rocket whooshing]

[Yelling]

Both: Yes!

No!

Jump!

[Both yelling]

Bah! Pillows here!

Get your... bah!... pillows here.

Bah! [Thud]

Buy pillows here.

- Are we alive? - [Groans] I sure hope not.

Any moment now we will hear the glorious "boom-boom"

of the Jade Palace's destruction!

Hmm. Typical.

[Loud explosion]

Temutai: I hate that powder!

[Sighing and groaning]

Kids: Po!

- Dad! - Kong!

Po, you did it! You got past your fear.

Yeah, afraid of a teeny-weeny, tiny, little thing.

You are playing a dangerous game, lady.

Thanks, guys.

I'm sorry I bullied you, Po. I guess I was always jealous

that the other kids like you better than me.

- Can you ever forgive me? - Sure.

But there is one thing.

[Sighs] I've got it coming to me.

Do your worst. [Giggles]

Purple nurple! [Screams]

sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~

Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0