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Wa-cha! Ha!
Hiyah!
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[Male announcer] And now
Dreamworks' Kung Fu Panda:
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Legends of Awesomeness.
[Grunts]
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[gong rings]
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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda
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[Scatting]
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountaintop
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and earned the Dragon Warrior name
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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Kung Fu Panda
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[Scatting]
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda
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[Scatting]
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he lives and he trains and he fights
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with the Furious Five
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protect the valley,
something, something
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something, something alive
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Ooh! Ahh! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of Awesomeness
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Sweet!
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[Pan flute]
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~ Addic7ed.com ~
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Okay, Po. The name of
the game is "who hit me?"
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- All you do is go...
- I need silence!
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My other senses are reaching out,
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expanding my mind to
anticipate every possible...
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Uh! Ugh!
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Oh! Uh!
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Aah!
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Whoa, aah!
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Ooh! Ooh!
Ow.
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Maybe we should go over the rules.
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Gather round.
[Groans]
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General Tsin is out at the grain mill
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on one of his delusional rampages.
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General Tsin?
We gotta help him!
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Help him?
The man is a menace.
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Yeah, one big, steaming
cup of cray-cray.
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Maybe, but he's still one of
China's most legendary heroes.
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He defeated the barbarian
horde at Ye Man Ren.
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He rescued the crimson princess
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from her captors atop Shan Yue Mountain.
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He destroyed half of Beijing searching
for a pair of comfortable slippers.
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Which he then married at a
private ceremony in a ginkgo tree.
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Which he then burned to the ground.
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So he's a tad... eccentric.
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Po, the general was a great man,
but now he's dangerous.
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You need to put your admiration
aside and stop his rampage.
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[Sighs] Okay.
But let's take it easy on him.
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The general's getting on in years
and has a frail constitution.
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Hiyah!
[Groans]
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Bring it on, you
horny-plated ding doodles!
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I step over punks tougher
than you on my way to a fight!
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Oh, yeah. Real frail.
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[All grunting]
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Hot pagodas!
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Prepare to face the cleansing
face cream of justice!
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[All scream]
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Yah!
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Guys, give me a minute. I can
talk him down off the crazy train.
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Good luck with that.
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[Grunts]
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[Laughs]
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General Tsin! Stop!
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Well, I'll be dipped in stuff
that you dip stuff in.
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Dragon Warrior!
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- Good to see you, boy!
- Yah! Ugh!
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[Chuckles]
Yeah. Hey, general.
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- Uh, quick question.
- Hyah! Uh!
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[Explosion]
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- What the heck are you doing?
- No time for chitter chat.
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You gotta help me
destroy this reeking den
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- of agricultural evil.
- Oh, sure. And, uh, why?!
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It's the wiggling
skull crack vibratories.
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We gotta stop 'em from sucking out
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our precious free will
fluids and brain juice, right?
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Uh, um...
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Well said.
Lock and load, Panda.
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- He's reloading!
- Take him down!
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- For freedom and brain juice!
- General, wait!
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Look out!
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- Guys!
- Regrettable, but they were asking for it.
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- No!
- Stand down, Panda.
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This is exactly what
the skull crackers want.
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Enough, general!
No one else gets hurt.
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[Groans]
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[Blows landing]
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Except maybe you.
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[Groans]
Skull crackers.
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- Face cream. Mother...
- Hmm, looks like his crazy train
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jumped the track some time ago.
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Yes, we agree.
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His story is farfetched and laughable.
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[Both chuckle]
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Ugh.
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Please accept this gift
of rice for saving our mill.
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- Oh, that's not really necessary.
- But you were so brave.
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And your ears are so soft and inviting.
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My... ears?
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A guy could curl up in
one of those wonderful ears
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- and just...
- Hong, desist.
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I beg forgiveness, Hong.
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Look, it's okay. [Chuckles]
Weird, but okay.
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Thanks, Hong, and, uh...
other Hong.
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[Grunting]
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Do we have to keep
him tied up like that?
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All: Yes!
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[Grunts]
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So you attacked the mill because...
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The alien rice Weevils,
or as I call them,
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wiggling skull crack vibratories.
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They're fuzzy and come from the Moon.
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They got a hundred tiny legs each,
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and they're all named Hong.
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They crawl into folks' ears
and redecorate their brains,
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turning 'em into helpless,
dancing meat puppets.
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Their goal is dominating the planet,
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And the only way to stop 'em
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is to slap a copper pot on your head,
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splash tea in your face,
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and sing the water lily song.
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I'm a pretty water lily,
watch me float
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Right on by the old river boat
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I'm not a rabbit,
and you're not a goat
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Water lily, water lily,
grab your coat
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Now, everybody!
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Whistle, whistle, whistle,
whistle, whistle, whistle...
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Thank you, general. I think
we understand the situation.
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Come with me.
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Po.
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Look, son, I know I'm one won
ton short of a pu pu platter,
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but you... you have to believe me.
They're real.
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They're here.
You could be next!
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[Laughs]
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I'm a pretty water lily
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Poor guy.
[Sniffs]
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Right on by the old river boat
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[Sniffing] Mmm.
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This rice Hong gave me
smells like old feet.
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Wait!
Hong? [Gasps]
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Master Shifu!
The general might not be crazy.
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I mean, he is,
but maybe only 97% crazy.
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That's nearly 5% sane.
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Wait a second.
That's the gizmo the general used
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to put his captives
into suspended animation.
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And it should work
just as well on him.
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We don't have a choice.
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If he gets loose again,
no one will be safe.
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No! You have to listen.
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There were these two
weird guys at the mill.
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They were both named Hong.
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And they were way too
interested in my ears.
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"Uhh! Two weird guys at the
mill interested in my ears."
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- Give it a rest, dude.
- I know it sounds nuts,
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- but shouldn't we at least check it out?
- Po, enough.
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You're wasting our
time with this nonsense.
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Nons... hang on.
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I get you doubting the general and all,
but why won't you believe me?
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Clearly, your idol
worship of General Tsin
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is clouding your judgment.
This is for the best.
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Perhaps one day we could revive him
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when we find a cure for his madness.
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But until then...
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I can't let them do this.
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If any part of the
general's story is true,
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I gotta find out now!
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[Running footsteps]
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Uh, hello?
Uh, Hong... s?
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Panda sneaky styles.
Panda sneaky styles.
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Sneaky styles.
Sneaky...
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Yeah, whatever.
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Hmm.
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Unh!
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- Huh.
- Hello, Mr. Panda.
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Gah!
[Crash]
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- What have you done?
- I'm so sorry. It was an accident.
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- He's okay.
- Ah, thank goodness. I...
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Don't worry, Hong.
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We'll find another nice,
warm ear for you to re-infest.
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[Gasps]
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The general was right. Wiggling
skull crack vibratory invasion!
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[Squeaks]
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Wah!
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Ick, ick, ick! Ooh!
Sticky. Ick.
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[Groans]
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Prepare him for ear-festation.
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You wiggly, skull-cracking...
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My friends will come looking for me.
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Your friends will be dealt
with shortly, thanks to you.
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Shifu: We're ready.
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I'm glad Po won't
be here to see this.
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[All hissing]
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[Groaning]
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[Gasps]
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[Grunts]
Do not struggle.
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It will only make the
ear-festation more unpleasant.
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You may call me
Supervisor Hong.
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General Tsin was right.
You Weevil guys do exist!
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General Tsin... only he
was able to uncover our plan
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of worldwide Weevil domination.
We live to conquer.
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All: Conquest, conquest,
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- conquest, conquest, con...
- Leave us!
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I'd like to be alone with his ears.
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[Door closes]
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The time has come, Dragon Warrior.
Hiyah.
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With your power under my control,
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we will truly be invincible.
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[Snarls]
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[Grunts]
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No, no! No!
[Giggles]
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Hey, that tickles!
[Hums]
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No! No!
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Aah!
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[Thud]
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[Hong laughs]
You mind is mine, Dragon Warrior.
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Mind cloudy.
Must fight.
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[Weevil chirps]
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Copper wok.
Tea.
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General said...
it's their only weakness.
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[Groans]
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[Laughs wickedly]
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Gah.
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No! Ugly, nasty copper.
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[Clangs]
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Blocking my mind
control powers. [Grunts]
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Tea! Ahh!
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Making everything damp and unpleasant.
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Gotta keep fighting and singing.
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I'm a pretty water lily
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Aah, that melody!
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Right on the old river boat
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Second verse!
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I'm not a rabbit,
and you're not a goat
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No!
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Grab your coat
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[Groans]
[Sighs]
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Thanks, general.
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You have made a grave
mistake, Dragon Warrior.
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Those whom we cannot control,
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- we destro... [Squish]
- Gotta hurry.
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There may still be time
to save Shifu and the guys
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and the general...
and the world.
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[Groans]
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Master Shifu, guys,
you were wrong, big-time.
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And I was right, bigger time,
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this is an insidious plot,
and I uncovered it!
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- What plot is that, my good friend?
- My good...
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Aah!
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Uh, you know, the plot thing.
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- Yes?
- The plot to...
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to...
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[monotonous] to ear-infest this Panda,
which has been done.
258
00:12:42,093 --> 00:12:48,312
By me, Hong.
It went... really great.
259
00:12:48,295 --> 00:12:51,229
Hail Weevil guys!
260
00:12:55,954 --> 00:13:00,586
Um, look. I control
the Panda's every move.
261
00:13:00,573 --> 00:13:02,508
Gah!
Oh, my!
262
00:13:02,504 --> 00:13:04,915
Oh! [Laughs]
Ow!
263
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,812
Hysterical, is it not?
264
00:13:06,807 --> 00:13:09,345
Dance, helpless Panda, dance!
265
00:13:09,339 --> 00:13:12,924
La, la, la, dance, dance, dance
266
00:13:12,914 --> 00:13:15,715
Ta-da!
267
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:26,881
- Welcome, brother.
- [Gulps] Great to be here.
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00:13:26,865 --> 00:13:30,354
I'm a pretty water lily,
watch me float
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Right on by the old river boat
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Now just the ladies in the house!
271
00:13:35,156 --> 00:13:37,154
I'm not a rabbit,
and you're not a goat
272
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:40,195
Stop that awful screeching!
273
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:43,963
Who's gonna make me,
you ear-loving polypod?
274
00:13:43,954 --> 00:13:48,554
- I will.
- Po! Aw, no!
275
00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:51,746
- You been skull cracked!
- Yes.
276
00:13:51,738 --> 00:13:56,815
And it means your end, old one.
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- You got an allergy, boy?
- [Quietly] Wink.
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00:14:03,763 --> 00:14:05,262
Wink, wink!
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00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,173
I'll take it from here.
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00:14:11,168 --> 00:14:13,949
[Laughs evilly]
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00:14:15,599 --> 00:14:17,886
Seriously, I'll take it from here.
282
00:14:19,681 --> 00:14:22,060
General, you were
right about everything!
283
00:14:22,054 --> 00:14:25,259
- Don't worry...
- Hiyah!
284
00:14:25,251 --> 00:14:26,519
Aah!
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00:14:27,222 --> 00:14:29,030
Take that, you skull cracker.
286
00:14:29,026 --> 00:14:31,183
General, wait.
You don't understand!
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00:14:31,178 --> 00:14:32,669
Oh, I understand.
288
00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:34,663
You crawled into the
Dragon Warrior's ear
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00:14:34,658 --> 00:14:37,831
and sucked out his
precious free will fluids.
290
00:14:37,823 --> 00:14:39,949
Just for a second. But then...
Gah!
291
00:14:39,944 --> 00:14:43,243
Po was my friend.
He was courageous and only punched me
292
00:14:43,235 --> 00:14:46,852
in the face when he absolutely had to.
293
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:49,515
And you're gonna pay for
what you did to his soft,
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00:14:49,508 --> 00:14:52,927
- smooth brain parts.
- General, no!
295
00:14:52,918 --> 00:14:53,000
[Arrow whistles]
296
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,399
General, no!
297
00:14:57,399 --> 00:14:59,461
Aw, bean dip.
298
00:14:59,456 --> 00:15:02,247
Good thing that wasn't one
of those exploding arrows.
299
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,778
[Explosion]
300
00:15:04,772 --> 00:15:07,786
General, I'm not one of them.
I'm me! Ow.
301
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,285
two rickshaws leave Beijing at 9:00.
302
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,452
If one's carrying coconuts,
the other one's carrying my Aunt Lin,
303
00:15:13,443 --> 00:15:16,711
- then what's my favorite color?
- Uh, blue?
304
00:15:16,703 --> 00:15:18,924
Wrong. It's seven.
305
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:22,599
Aah!
[Groans]
306
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,852
Do your worst, skull cracker.
307
00:15:25,847 --> 00:15:29,845
General, all I have to
say to you is... duck!
308
00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:33,165
[Explosion]
309
00:15:33,157 --> 00:15:35,600
Shifu and the Five
have been taken over.
310
00:15:35,593 --> 00:15:38,354
Quick, we'll escape
through the catacombs.
311
00:15:38,347 --> 00:15:41,424
Po, I was wrong.
It is you!
312
00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:43,161
Can you ever forgive me?
313
00:15:43,157 --> 00:15:47,123
Aw. How can I stay mad at my
favorite semi-delusional war hero?
314
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,654
Come on.
315
00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:54,946
Those two must be
dealt with permanently.
316
00:15:55,214 --> 00:15:56,355
Forget it.
317
00:15:56,352 --> 00:15:58,478
You're both out of
your tiny, little minds.
318
00:15:58,473 --> 00:16:02,742
I resent that, sir.
I am not out of my mind.
319
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:09,142
Dad, this is matter
of life and death!
320
00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:11,263
The evil moon Weevils are here!
321
00:16:11,258 --> 00:16:14,398
They love conquest and soft, warm ears.
322
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,072
Let me put it another way.
323
00:16:16,068 --> 00:16:20,002
- I'm a pretty water lily
- Dad, we need all your copper woks.
324
00:16:19,992 --> 00:16:22,213
All my copper woks?
325
00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:26,141
Listen, you stay away from my son
here, and stop filling his head
326
00:16:26,131 --> 00:16:28,955
with your twisted,
crazy-person fantasies.
327
00:16:28,948 --> 00:16:30,597
[Sighs] I understand.
328
00:16:30,593 --> 00:16:34,242
I guess I'll just take my giant
sack of gold somewhere else.
329
00:16:34,232 --> 00:16:35,913
[Coins clink]
330
00:16:35,909 --> 00:16:38,003
Ah, Po.
I'm so happy that you've found
331
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:41,075
a positive male role model.
[Chuckles]
332
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,954
'Cause let's face it,
I've been kind of a bust.
333
00:16:43,947 --> 00:16:47,564
- Dad, get the woks!
- Right.
334
00:16:47,555 --> 00:16:51,024
- I'll have a quick look outside.
- Good thinking, soldier.
335
00:16:54,801 --> 00:16:57,878
No sign of any Weevil-infested...
336
00:16:57,870 --> 00:17:00,790
[music]
337
00:17:00,782 --> 00:17:02,682
Hey, there.
338
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,096
The whole town's been Weevil-ized.
339
00:17:08,092 --> 00:17:11,694
We're in deep dim sum, general.
340
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:16,397
- The name's Hong.
- No!
341
00:17:16,384 --> 00:17:17,493
Aah!
342
00:17:17,491 --> 00:17:18,855
Uh!
343
00:17:18,852 --> 00:17:20,914
Ee... [gulps]
344
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,760
Resistance is futile, Dragon Warrior.
345
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:28,497
It's time you became one of us.
346
00:17:28,487 --> 00:17:30,644
All: One of us!
One of us!
347
00:17:30,639 --> 00:17:32,796
One of us! One of us!
348
00:17:32,791 --> 00:17:34,853
One of us!
One of us!
349
00:17:34,848 --> 00:17:35,958
One of us!
350
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,763
One of us! One of us!
[growls]
351
00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:38,806
One of us!
352
00:17:38,804 --> 00:17:40,071
Ugh!
353
00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:41,020
Aah!
354
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,668
Huh! Uh!
355
00:17:42,664 --> 00:17:44,345
You want to go?
Let's go!
356
00:17:44,341 --> 00:17:46,150
But I'm warning you,
I may go down,
357
00:17:46,146 --> 00:17:48,588
but I'm taking
a bunch of you with me!
358
00:17:48,582 --> 00:17:51,469
The Panda is too dangerous
for ear-festation.
359
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:54,062
He must be immobilized instead.
360
00:18:00,765 --> 00:18:03,905
This will put him out
of commission... forever.
361
00:18:03,897 --> 00:18:07,769
Excellent idea. General
Hong, will you do the honors?
362
00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:11,090
It will be my pleasure.
363
00:18:11,081 --> 00:18:13,683
[Snorts]
Wah!
364
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:17,378
Uh! Oh!
365
00:18:29,816 --> 00:18:31,337
Wah!
366
00:18:31,334 --> 00:18:32,603
Uh... [whimpers]
367
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,614
[Grunting]
368
00:18:35,606 --> 00:18:36,779
Ooh! Ow! Oh!
369
00:18:36,777 --> 00:18:38,934
Yah!
370
00:18:38,929 --> 00:18:39,880
Uh!
371
00:18:39,878 --> 00:18:43,115
Aah!
372
00:18:43,106 --> 00:18:44,605
Ugh!
373
00:18:48,107 --> 00:18:49,883
[Clang]
374
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,173
Leave my son's brain alone.
It's already overtaxed.
375
00:18:54,165 --> 00:18:56,332
Dad, wok me!
376
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,976
Fool. You don't have
enough woks for all of us.
377
00:19:00,968 --> 00:19:02,427
Ow!
378
00:19:02,424 --> 00:19:06,073
Wa-cha!
I kinda think I do.
379
00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:08,569
Wah!
380
00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:09,495
[Crash]
381
00:19:11,063 --> 00:19:12,490
Bring it.
382
00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:15,564
[Grunting]
383
00:19:15,557 --> 00:19:16,508
Oh!
384
00:19:16,506 --> 00:19:19,520
[Grunts]
385
00:19:19,512 --> 00:19:21,712
Stop him! Stop him!
386
00:19:26,094 --> 00:19:27,045
Ha!
387
00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:28,344
Aah!
388
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:30,339
[Screaming]
389
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,714
[Clanging]
390
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:34,604
Ha!
391
00:19:36,822 --> 00:19:39,043
[Clangs]
Oh!
392
00:19:39,037 --> 00:19:40,463
[Groans]
393
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,922
You... You did it, son.
394
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,886
You did it.
We're free! We're free!
395
00:19:43,881 --> 00:19:48,641
Po, you saved us.
I'm sorry we didn't believe you.
396
00:19:48,628 --> 00:19:51,356
You can thank me later. A lot.
397
00:19:51,349 --> 00:19:54,902
Right how, it's time to
clean out the Weevils.
398
00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:56,479
Po!
399
00:19:56,475 --> 00:19:58,061
[Clanging]
400
00:19:58,058 --> 00:20:00,959
[All squeal]
401
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:06,005
You may have won this battle,
402
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:08,539
but we Weevils will win the war.
403
00:20:08,532 --> 00:20:11,926
We will fight!
We will conquer!
404
00:20:11,918 --> 00:20:16,020
- We will... [squish]
- That felt good.
405
00:20:17,931 --> 00:20:19,104
I think these guys are ready
406
00:20:19,102 --> 00:20:21,576
for a permanent visit
to Chor Ghom prison.
407
00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:23,252
Maybe on a shelf with tchotchkes
408
00:20:23,248 --> 00:20:25,532
or commemorative bamboo wood burnings.
409
00:20:25,526 --> 00:20:28,683
It's all thanks to you, Po.
You believed in me when
410
00:20:28,675 --> 00:20:31,958
everyone else thought
I was loopier than tofu.
411
00:20:31,949 --> 00:20:34,202
You can stay here
and rest if you want.
412
00:20:34,197 --> 00:20:35,338
We'd be honored to have you.
413
00:20:35,336 --> 00:20:38,731
Thanks, but I think getting Weevil-ized
straightened my brain out.
414
00:20:38,722 --> 00:20:41,450
I feel sane for the first time in years!
415
00:20:41,443 --> 00:20:43,978
Eyah hooie!
416
00:20:44,797 --> 00:20:47,431
See, guys?
It pays to have faith.
417
00:20:47,425 --> 00:20:50,375
The world is saved, and the
general's not crazy anymore.
418
00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:52,492
Well, I'm off to Korea
for a little holiday.
419
00:20:52,487 --> 00:20:56,581
Looks like a beautiful day to fly.
Hiyah!
420
00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:59,122
[Laughs]
Yep, yep, yep.
421
00:22:03,246 --> 00:22:05,246
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00:22:05,296 --> 00:22:09,846
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