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Wa-cha! Hiyah!
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Male announcer: And now
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Dreamworks' Kung Fu Panda:
Legends of Awesomeness.
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[Grunts]
[gong rings]
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Hear the legends
of the kung fu panda
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[Scatting]
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountaintop
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and earned the Dragon Warrior name
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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kung fu panda
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[Scatting]
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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kung fu panda
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[Scatting]
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he lives and he trains and he fights
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with the furious five
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protect the valley,
something, something
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something, something alive
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Ooh! Ahh! Uh!
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kung fu panda
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legends of awesomeness
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Sweet!
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[Somber music]
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[Tense music]
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[Groaning]
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- Open the door.
- Uh-oh. Ow.
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- Lame.
- Bian Zao. Open the door this instant.
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- I know what you're doing in...
- No, you don't.
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You're trying to master
your magical lightning powers.
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I am not.
I mean, lightning? Wha...
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[Stutters] Oh, come on.
I know all about it.
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Every time you use it,
you magnetize all my cogs.
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- So I magnetized your cogs. Go away.
- Nope.
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Now, come gaze in awe
at my latest masterwork
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- and praise my incredible brilliance.
- Like that has ever happened, ever.
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Then, we can have a
nice game of checkers.
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- Lame.
- Behold my latest unstoppable war machine!
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It has a mighty mechanical tentacle
to smite my foes,
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impalement protuberances to spear
those who stand against me,
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sound-amplifying flaps
to listen in on my enemies' plans,
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terrifying percussive columns
to pummel my nemeses.
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- It's an elephant.
- Whoa. Funny I never noticed that.
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Well, behold my battle elephant
of unreckonable malevolence...
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And you're gonna use it
to beat the Dragon Warrior
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and prove that machines
are superior to kung fu.
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[Cackling]
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Whatever. This time, I'm
bringing a scroll to read.
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[All screaming]
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[Groaning]
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Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Yah.
[Groaning]
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Taotie, your clockwork toys
are no match for my skills.
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Also, this thing's
offensive to elephants.
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[Screams]
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Now, my son, deploy the trunk.
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I said now, while he's down!
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- Let me finish this page.
- Do it now.
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Now, now, now, now, now...
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Do what I tell you!
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Stop it.
You're not the boss of me, okay?
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I'm not gonna let you
tell me what to do anymore.
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[Gasps] Yes, you are.
Do you know why?
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Because if I don't tell you what to do,
you don't do anything at all.
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Look at you. What have
you done in your life?
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- Nothing.
- Huh?
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You're not entitled to an opinion,
not until you actually do something.
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[Groans]
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- I think you were a little hard on him.
- I was not.
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- The boy needs discipline.
- He needs guidance.
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Look at you, so smug with
your smug little smug-face.
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What? This...
This is my regular face.
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- And... And I'm just sayin' that...
- You know what?
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I can't even fight you
when you're like this.
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But I was about to...
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It's not always about you.
I have needs too.
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Hi.
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I've never done anything?
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I do stuff all the time,
all the time, like...
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like that one time I... stood by
that plank for a while.
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You there!
Halt now or be frozen.
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- Wha...?
- Give us your money, or...
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[Groaning]
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Oh.
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[Whistles]
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[Groans]
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- Hey. Your Taotie's kid, aren't you?
- Unfortunately.
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Is he like the annoying-est dad ever?
He seems like he'd be lame.
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Yes!
Lame is exactly what he is!
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I know what you're
going through, bro.
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My dad is the biggest jerk of ever.
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One time, he grounded me
for calling broccoli a vegetable.
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- Technically, it's a flower.
- Gah-Ri. [Sighs]
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- You are on my last nerve.
- My dad once grounded me
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for calling his whirling cream-pot
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of disproportionate agony
"a big bag of bogus."
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[Laughs]
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[Sighs] Dads, huh?
Huh.
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So, um, where'd you get the
uncanny lightning powers?
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- Stole 'em.
- Oh, my gosh! I love stealing!
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Remember when my dad was
auctioning off those mystic secrets?
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He had this machine that...
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Oh, right, you guys swiped them
out of that Yao guy's head.
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Uh, I was gonna tell the whole story.
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Don't gotta. I was there.
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Remember the whole thing.
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[Groans]
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[Cries]
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You and me should be buddies, guy.
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Ooh, and tomorrow's my birthday.
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You gotta come to my party.
It's gonna be so rad.
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- Okay, buddy, guy.
- Oh, wait.
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Um, we better clear
it with my boss first.
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He's way cool, though,
and you'll totally dig him.
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[Laughs]
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[Tense music]
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Bian Zao.
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You and I are gonna do
great things together.
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- We are?
- Oh, most definitely.
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With your power and your spunk,
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you're just who I need
to be my number one guy.
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But I thought I was your...
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That's cool. [Laughs]
He's, um, number one.
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- Whoo. [Laughs]
- That sounds great,
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anything that doesn't
involve my lame dad.
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I too dislike things that are lame.
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Wow, we've got so much
in common, it's scary.
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Say, do you know what would be fun?
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Using my lightning
powers to steal stuff?
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You read my mind, homey... boy.
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Do you have those
little ginger cakes I like?
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- Ginger fennel? Ginger mint?
- I don't know. The ones I like.
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[Screaming]
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All right, everybody.
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Give us your money,
and no one gets hurt.
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- Gah...
- Gah-Ri?
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No one else gets hurt.
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- Ginger cakes.
- Hey.
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It's a good thing I never leave home
without protection.
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- What? [Groans]
- Flying fists of flagrant fury!
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[Screams]
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[Groans]
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- Stop.
- Wha?
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Never done anything, huh?
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Well, here's something.
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See you at dinner, old man.
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Till then, I'll be hanging
out with my new buddy, Tong Fo.
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[Laughs]
And me. I'm his buddy too.
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We have matching buddy hats.
[Laughs]
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Tomorrow's my birthday.
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Looks like your boy's fallen in
with a bad crowd.
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This is all just so sad.
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[Stomping]
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[Knocks at door]
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[Groaning]
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- Taotie!
- Relax, legs.
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I just wanna talk to Po.
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- But the battle machine.
- What? I should walk up all those stairs?
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Come on, I have to see Po.
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- Magic lightning powers?
- Not important.
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The point is: Bian Zao is spending time
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with the Croc Bandits and Tong Fo.
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He won't listen to me anymore.
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- Maybe he'll listen to you.
- I don't know.
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Please, I know we've
had our disagreements.
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- You've tried to off me 16 times!
- Because we disagreed.
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But this is my son,
and Tong Fo is, well...
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He's a bad dude.
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I don't want my boy to
turn into a common thug, Po.
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A scheming evil genius, sure, but this?
You've got to help me.
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I don't know where else to turn.
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There you are.
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Your father and I have
been worried sick about you.
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Po? What are you doing here?
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I want you to know that no matter
what, we care very much about you.
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Just tell him he can't hang out
with Tong Fo anymore.
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That's what this is about?
You're here to tell me what to do?
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No, no, no, we just
want to make suggestions,
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- mandatory suggestions.
- I don't need this.
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You listen to me, young man.
Tong Fo is not your friend.
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At least he doesn't boss me around.
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Don't you walk out!
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Don't you walk out that door, young man!
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I'm your father!
I own you!
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You own him?
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I mean, it's like my dad
thinks I'm just another
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one of his tools that he
can just use, like a tool.
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- Yeah. It's just so... lame.
- It's worse than lame. Oh.
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I just wish I could like show him
he can't control me.
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You have been wronged, chum,
terribly wronged.
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How fortunate that I am here to help,
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for I have in mind a way
to prove to your father
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once and for all that
you are no one's tool.
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Why are you whispering?
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Are you planning me a birthday surprise?
[Laughs mockingly]
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Yes.
These will do.
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For me? Oh, my gosh, you guys.
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This is such a surprise.
[Laughs] Wait.
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No, this is just Taotie's junk.
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There's no birthday
surprise, you imbecile.
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Sure there isn't.
Don't worry, boss.
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I promise I'll be really surprised,
like... [groans excitedly]
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Hey, do we need to crank
these things up or something?
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Not anymore.
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[Evil orchestration]
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Buddy, we're gonna make
your point very forcefully.
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We gotta get him away from Tong Fo,
and yelling isn't gonna do it.
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What should I say?
"Pretty please, don't ruin your life?"
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He wouldn't be acting out
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if you didn't let him
stay up till all hours.
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Hey, I'm the one who's
there day in and day out.
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You only see him when you feel like it.
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[Gasps] Enough.
Taotie, first, you need to stop talking.
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Second... actually, there is no second.
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Just stop talking.
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You wanna tell Bian Zao how to
live his life, and you can't.
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You have to let him find his own way.
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And Po, you...
wait, why are you even involved in this?
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More importantly, why am
I even involved in this?
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So you're saying just
let Bian Zao hang out with
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- Tong Fo and his hoodlums?
- For the time being, yes.
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- No, not gonna happen.
- Nope, not way.
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Not a chance.
What else you got?
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You asked my advice.
I gave it.
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Bian Zao is like this dough.
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If you handle it gently, all is well.
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But if you put too much pressure on it,
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you won't like what happens.
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Oh, man.
This was gonna be lunch.
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- We've got a problem.
- I know. My son.
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Exactly.
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[Munching]
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[Screaming]
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[Gasps] Wait.
A surprise party at the Jade Palace?
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It's gonna be a surprise, all right,
for my dad and Po.
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They're gonna see.
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They're gonna see that no one
is Bian Zao's boss.
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Clearly, he takes after
your side of the family.
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[Ominous music]
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Bian Zao, I forbid you
to hang out with these lowlifes.
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- Don't tell me what I...
- He doesn't take
245
00:15:04,592 --> 00:15:08,997
orders from you or anyone else.
Now, take him out.
246
00:15:09,032 --> 00:15:10,697
Forbid this.
247
00:15:10,732 --> 00:15:12,367
[Screams]
248
00:15:12,402 --> 00:15:14,354
Now!
249
00:15:16,642 --> 00:15:18,377
Whoa.
250
00:15:18,412 --> 00:15:21,233
Ow. [Groans]
251
00:15:26,047 --> 00:15:27,947
[Screams]
252
00:15:27,982 --> 00:15:29,247
How are we supposed
to fight these things
253
00:15:29,282 --> 00:15:32,787
- if we can't touch them?
- Use a weapon.
254
00:15:32,822 --> 00:15:36,797
[Groaning]
255
00:15:36,832 --> 00:15:39,294
Don't use a weapon.
[Groans]
256
00:15:41,432 --> 00:15:43,297
[Groans]
257
00:15:43,332 --> 00:15:45,699
Wah-tah!
258
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:48,067
[Groans]
259
00:15:48,102 --> 00:15:50,177
[Screams]
260
00:15:50,212 --> 00:15:53,607
[Groans]
261
00:15:53,642 --> 00:15:55,477
[Groans]
262
00:15:55,512 --> 00:15:58,147
[Groans]
Happy birthday to me.
263
00:16:04,687 --> 00:16:05,717
[Groans]
264
00:16:05,752 --> 00:16:07,347
[Groans]
265
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:08,727
Bian Zao.
266
00:16:08,762 --> 00:16:11,427
I know you didn't want
your dad bossing you around,
267
00:16:11,462 --> 00:16:15,497
but isn't that better than
Tong Fo bossing you around?
268
00:16:15,532 --> 00:16:16,767
I am not.
269
00:16:16,802 --> 00:16:18,537
- You are too.
- Am not.
270
00:16:18,572 --> 00:16:19,897
- Are too.
- Am not!
271
00:16:19,932 --> 00:16:20,997
- You are too.
- Am not.
272
00:16:21,007 --> 00:16:23,975
Yes, you are!
[Groans]
273
00:16:25,177 --> 00:16:26,207
[Sighs]
274
00:16:26,242 --> 00:16:31,047
You know, it wounds me
that you would suggest this.
275
00:16:31,082 --> 00:16:34,877
Bian Zao knows that I'm
his friend, not his boss.
276
00:16:34,887 --> 00:16:38,157
Isn't that correct, buddy?
277
00:16:38,692 --> 00:16:40,787
I don't know. Maybe Po's right.
278
00:16:40,822 --> 00:16:42,687
No, he's not!
He's wrong!
279
00:16:42,722 --> 00:16:44,547
Now take him out, do you hear me?!
280
00:16:44,557 --> 00:16:49,705
You take orders from me.
I own you!
281
00:16:53,837 --> 00:16:56,567
[Screams]
282
00:16:56,602 --> 00:16:58,097
Didn't need that guy, anyway.
283
00:16:58,107 --> 00:17:01,147
Hey, crocs. You work for me now.
284
00:17:01,182 --> 00:17:03,207
- Um...
- Sure thing.
285
00:17:03,242 --> 00:17:04,707
Sounds good.
286
00:17:04,717 --> 00:17:08,207
Now, I have my father's machines,
an army of crocs,
287
00:17:08,217 --> 00:17:10,257
and mystical lightning powers.
288
00:17:10,292 --> 00:17:11,987
If I can't wipe out the Jade Palace
289
00:17:12,022 --> 00:17:14,757
with all this, I'm just not trying.
290
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,527
[Groans]
291
00:17:16,562 --> 00:17:18,957
Son...
292
00:17:21,627 --> 00:17:23,867
[Groans]
293
00:17:23,902 --> 00:17:27,837
[Groans]
294
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,907
[Sighs] The water.
295
00:17:29,942 --> 00:17:32,837
Bian Zao, you can't do this.
296
00:17:35,977 --> 00:17:38,517
[Screams]
297
00:17:38,552 --> 00:17:40,047
[Groans]
298
00:17:40,082 --> 00:17:42,017
Don't tell me what I can't do.
299
00:17:42,052 --> 00:17:45,517
[Groans] So much hurt.
300
00:17:45,552 --> 00:17:48,817
Son, you have to
give up this nonsense.
301
00:17:48,827 --> 00:17:52,197
Nonsense?
I learned it by watching you, Dad.
302
00:17:52,232 --> 00:17:57,097
I'm proving machines are
superior to kung fu. Look!
303
00:17:57,132 --> 00:17:58,437
[Groaning]
304
00:17:58,472 --> 00:17:59,837
Ooh.
305
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:01,467
Ow.
306
00:18:01,502 --> 00:18:02,767
[Groans]
307
00:18:02,802 --> 00:18:06,177
I'm doing exactly what you've been
trying to do for years.
308
00:18:06,212 --> 00:18:09,447
Why would you have a problem with that?
309
00:18:09,482 --> 00:18:14,097
Because... you're doing it without me.
310
00:18:15,287 --> 00:18:17,587
Look, I don't care about Tong Fo.
311
00:18:17,622 --> 00:18:21,087
The truth is I miss you.
312
00:18:21,122 --> 00:18:23,227
I don't feel like doing anything.
313
00:18:23,262 --> 00:18:27,867
I don't even want to fight Po.
314
00:18:27,902 --> 00:18:29,027
[Groans]
315
00:18:29,062 --> 00:18:32,787
It's just no fun without you.
316
00:18:32,797 --> 00:18:33,927
[Cries]
317
00:18:33,937 --> 00:18:35,837
I miss you too, Dad.
318
00:18:35,872 --> 00:18:39,877
Without you around,
I don't know who to call "lame."
319
00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:45,065
Whoo! Yeah!
# Check out the birthday boy #
320
00:18:45,382 --> 00:18:47,887
Although there are
some excellent candidates.
321
00:18:47,922 --> 00:18:53,487
Son, if I promise not to try
to control you, do you think
322
00:18:53,522 --> 00:18:59,497
maybe you and I could...
beat Po senseless together?
323
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,697
Sure thing, Dad.
324
00:19:06,732 --> 00:19:07,697
[Sniffles]
325
00:19:07,707 --> 00:19:10,807
It's just so great to see
the two of you reunited.
326
00:19:10,842 --> 00:19:13,907
[Cries]
327
00:19:13,942 --> 00:19:18,447
- Let's get him!
- And now, not so great.
328
00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:19,717
Sorry, bud.
329
00:19:19,752 --> 00:19:21,217
[Groans]
330
00:19:21,252 --> 00:19:24,317
Commandeering the vehicle.
331
00:19:24,352 --> 00:19:26,517
You know, this has been
a really emotional day,
332
00:19:26,552 --> 00:19:29,477
so maybe we should just
all chill out a little
333
00:19:29,487 --> 00:19:32,517
before we do anything we might regret?
334
00:19:32,527 --> 00:19:35,448
Whoa, oh!
335
00:19:35,483 --> 00:19:37,888
Look at him jump.
[Laughs]
336
00:19:39,502 --> 00:19:40,507
[Groans]
337
00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:43,267
Water!
338
00:19:43,302 --> 00:19:46,127
I'm real happy that you
guys have worked things out.
339
00:19:46,137 --> 00:19:49,067
It just makes it harder to do this!
340
00:19:53,717 --> 00:19:58,324
- To do what?
- Give it a minute.
341
00:19:59,852 --> 00:20:03,387
- Seriously, what?
- It just... I mean...
342
00:20:03,422 --> 00:20:06,817
didn't time that very well.
Aw, dang.
343
00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:09,567
Lame.
Let's take him out, Dad.
344
00:20:09,602 --> 00:20:11,267
You said it, son.
345
00:20:11,302 --> 00:20:14,267
[Tense music]
346
00:20:31,187 --> 00:20:33,757
Wha?
347
00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:38,557
[Both groaning]
348
00:20:38,592 --> 00:20:41,717
[Groans]
349
00:20:41,727 --> 00:20:46,067
[Loud explosion]
350
00:20:46,102 --> 00:20:50,067
[Groaning]
351
00:20:50,102 --> 00:20:51,997
Well, guys, I just thought
352
00:20:52,007 --> 00:20:55,007
of another father-son
activity for you two.
353
00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:56,547
[Thud]
[Groans]
354
00:20:56,582 --> 00:20:57,747
Ow.
355
00:20:57,782 --> 00:21:01,087
I believe he was
going to say "prison."
356
00:21:01,122 --> 00:21:02,147
- Yeah.
- I think so.
357
00:21:02,182 --> 00:21:04,818
That sounds about right.
358
00:21:05,817 --> 00:21:08,177
[Groans]
359
00:21:08,187 --> 00:21:11,117
Well, at least, I'll get a little
time to myself in here.
360
00:21:11,127 --> 00:21:15,627
[Laughs] Aw.
Bian Zao. Hey!
361
00:21:15,662 --> 00:21:17,387
It's Gah-Ri's birthday.
362
00:21:17,397 --> 00:21:18,437
[Party horn blowing]
363
00:21:18,472 --> 00:21:25,037
Bian Zao, you and I got
something to discuss, chum.
364
00:21:25,072 --> 00:21:27,407
You lay one finger on my son,
365
00:21:27,442 --> 00:21:29,977
and I will devote my life
to making you regret it.
366
00:21:30,012 --> 00:21:33,177
Understood?
367
00:21:33,212 --> 00:21:37,077
Understood.
368
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:40,087
- Thanks, Dad.
- You're welcome, son.
369
00:21:40,122 --> 00:21:44,327
Now, how about a nice game of checkers?
370
00:21:44,362 --> 00:21:49,197
- Lame.
- Yes, it is, son. Yes, it is.
371
00:21:49,398 --> 00:21:52,198
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