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3x04 - Mind Over Manners
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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the Valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet!
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[tense music]
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[thunder rumbles]
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You know what I love most
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about hoofing through
endless mountain passes?
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The lack of rest stops!
Seriously, could we take a fiver?
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Po, we're only out
here because of you.
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- Me?
- If you hadn't gotten distracted,
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we wouldn't be searching for the thief
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who stole the Gan Xiang sapphire.
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I never get distra... whoa!
I can totally see my breath.
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[exhales]
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[both groan]
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[exhales]
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[groans nervously]
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[tense music]
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I think we found our sapphire thief.
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- Right.
- Po, that's not... ugh.
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Almost time, grampy-pa.
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In mere moments, your failure
will become my triumph.
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Exciting.
[cackles]
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[panting]
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[groans]
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Oh. An elevator.
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Po.
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[thunder rumbles]
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At last.
I just need lightning to strike, and...
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it will, if by "lightning,"
you mean "my fist,"
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and by "strike," you
mean "strike," which is...
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- you just said that, so yeah!
- The panda? No! Not now!
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Well, the rest of my week is
pretty jammed up, so, yeah, now.
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Have it your way.
I'll teach you not
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to stick your big nose
where it's not wanted.
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If anyone's teaching
anybody anything,
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it'll be me and my
totally-proportional nose.
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[both grunting]
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[groans]
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- Yah!
- Yah!
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Wah! Aah!
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[grunting]
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- Ha-ha! Wah!
- Aah!
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[grunting]
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Huh?
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Hah!
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[groans] Aah!
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Ooh!
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Yah! Whoa!
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- Yah!
- Whoa!
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[both grunting]
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No!
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[scats]
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- Careful, you fool!
- Po! Drop the lightning rod!
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[scats]
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Lightning rod?
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[grunting]
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[exhales and groans]
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The Gan Xiang sapphire!
No!
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[grunts]
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- Po.
- Po!
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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- He's alive!
- What a relief!
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Struck by lightning.
Leave it to Po.
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He smells like burned fur.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
everybody. Slow down.
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- Don't all talk at once.
- Uh, nobody said anything.
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That lightning bolt must
have zapped him cuckoo.
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I'm not cuckoo,
thank you very much.
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Great, another weird po thing.
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I am not weird.
It's you guys are the ones
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doing the weird "talking
without moving your lips" stuff.
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What the heck is he talking about?
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- That, there!
- He's really lost it this time.
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- Now you're doing it.
- Doing what?
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[gasps]
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Wait a minute.
I see what happened here.
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You all became expert ventriloquists
while I was unconscious!
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I love ventriloquism.
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Hey, Monkey.
How are you today?
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[imitating Monkey] Just wishing
I was as bodacious as you, Po.
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[grunts]
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- I don't sound like that. Do I?
- Silence.
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What?
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Can you hear what
I'm thinking, panda?
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Of course I can hear
what you're... thinking?
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What? Wait, wait.
What's going on?
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Po, you have attained
the Power of Nao Yuedu.
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[gasps]
What? No!
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Why? Why me?
I'm so young! [sobs]
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Oh, the horror!
The horror!
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[groans]
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This isn't happening. No.
No, no, no! [sobs]
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You have no idea what
I'm talking about, do you?
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- Not as such.
- Let me explain.
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Many years ago, the Valley of Peace
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was enslaved by Tong-Fo's grandfather,
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the criminal genius Tong Lo.
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[thunder rumbles]
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Tong Lo discovered a forgotten relic:
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the Gan Xiang sapphire,
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A gem so pure, it could
capture a lightning bolt...
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and imbue its owner with
the power of Nao Yuedu,
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The ability to read minds.
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No foe could stand against him.
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[water splashes]
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He knew every secret plan
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and every hidden thought.
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He could predict their every move.
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[explosion]
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Tong Lo had become invincible.
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- Whoa! Nobody could see him?
- What? No, invincible.
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- Wait! Does this mean I'm invincible?
- Let's test it out.
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- Palm strike.
- Palm strike.
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- Leg sweep.
- Leg sweep.
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- Side roll!
- Side roll.
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- Claw fist!
- Claw fist.
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- Wow.
- So awesome!
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The Jade Palace now features
the all-new mind reading
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invincible Dragon Warrior.
What could be wrong with that?
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Well, with Nao Yuedu, Tong
Lo was an unbeatable force...
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- See? - Until he went
utterly and completely mad.
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See?
What?
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I'm gonna go mad?
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Mad like "angry, grr" mad,
or mad like... [laughs evilly]
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[whimpers, groans] mad?
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The second one.
My point is, Tong Lo
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used people's secrets against them.
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This kind of knowledge can be
dangerous in the wrong hands.
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- We're doomed!
- This is bad.
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Not good.
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Come on!
This power isn't in the wrong hands.
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It's in the right hands,
which are in my head.
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Am I right, Crane-iac?
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I hate "Crane-iac".
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[gulps]
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Po, this is serious.
Your very survival may
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depend on your discipline,
focus, and concentration.
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Ooh, those are not
three of my things.
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Agreed.
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Monkey, what are you do...
Oh! Hiding from Zeng, huh?
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Guess you shouldn't have
promised to talk to him
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about his mom's book club.
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- Po!
- What? Oh!
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That was a secret thought?
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[chuckles]
You do not want to know
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what he's thinking right now.
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And I wish I didn't know
what you were thinking.
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Needs more saffron.
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No, no, not saffron.
I'd go with cumin.
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Get out of my head, Po.
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[scoffs] I'm just trying to help.
Who cares if you like saffron
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or if Mantis wonders why
Viper doesn't wear any clothes?
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And where are your clothes, sicko?
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[laughs nervously]
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I won't tell anyone you collect
scented fabrics. [screams]
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If you didn't wanna do it,
you shouldn't have said so! Hm.
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I'm sorry, but it's just so boring.
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[groans]
Come on, Viper.
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It was a simple observation, like
Tigress dressing like a dude. What?
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[sighs]
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Hey, dad. I'm not sure if
you know, but I can sort of
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- read minds now.
- Oh, really? I hadn't heard.
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Then it is true.
This is a disaster.
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Uh, yeah, so, anyway, everyone's
mad at me at the Jade Palace.
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Mind if I help out here for a while?
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Don't think about
where the money's hidden.
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- Uh, dad?
- Oh... oh, yeah! Of course, son!
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Sounds great.
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Sounds awful.
What if he suspects?
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- Suspects what?
- What?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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He knows, he knows.
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- But I'm not...
- Just act casual, Ping. Casual.
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- Dad, what are you...
- Don't think of it!
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Po doesn't need to know
that I've been wearing
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the same undershorts
for seven years.
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[gasps]
Wh... wh... whoo! Fine!
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Just strip me bare
and peer into my soul
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with your merciless
mind reading muscles!
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- Happy now?
- Not even a little bit.
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Just go and serve this food,
and get out of my kitchen.
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Get out!
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- [sighs] Here you go, Mrs. Yoon.
- Thank you, Po.
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This soup never has enough salt.
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Oh, great, 'cause I'd hate for you
to run out of things to complain about.
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How did he know?
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They could fit more tables in here
if Po wasn't the waiter.
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You could stand to lose
a few pounds yourself,
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thank you very much.
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I hope Po didn't have his
thumb stuck in the bowl again.
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Watch it, buddy, or I'll
do more than that with it.
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Gah!
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If you don't have
something nice to think,
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then don't think anything at all!
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Oh! Sorry, everybody.
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- I didn't mean to...
- He's in our heads!
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- He's a witch!
- Thought thief!
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- Witch!
- No, no, no, no! I'm not!
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And technically it would be "warlock."
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Run away, witch!
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- The Dragon Warrior!
- There he is!
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He looks like a parade float.
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No! Stop!
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- Huh? What's his problem?
- Dude has no neck.
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Burlap pants is so last year.
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[sniffs]
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[sighs]
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That's the stuff.
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[panting]
Gah!
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That mind reading panda is a menace!
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The last piece.
Careful now.
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No!
That panda has my power.
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He's probably having the
time of his chunky life.
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Uh, master Shifu?
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- I have a little problem.
- Really?
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Huh, that's a big, honking surprise.
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- What seems to be the...
- Po!
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- Po is out of control.
- The whole village is freakin' out!
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- We can't live like this.
- Fine, I love scented fabric. Happy now?
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I'm sorry, everyone.
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And for the record,
Shifu, I'm not bothered
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by your tea breath like some
others whom I will not name.
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Tigress.
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As of now, I am no longer
thinking any thoughts.
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La, la, la, la, la.
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La-la-la-la-la.
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00:13:30,972 --> 00:13:32,838
Me too. Not thinking.
250
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:35,474
- Not thinking!
- Doo-dee-doo-doo-doo.
251
00:13:35,476 --> 00:13:38,110
Not thinking, not
thinking. [whistles]
252
00:13:38,112 --> 00:13:39,845
Come on, guys. Cut it out!
253
00:13:39,847 --> 00:13:41,580
Scented fabrics... wait, no.
254
00:13:41,582 --> 00:13:44,817
- Unscented fabrics.
- No. Stop.
255
00:13:44,819 --> 00:13:46,151
No!
256
00:13:46,153 --> 00:13:48,988
[overlapping thoughts]
Ow!
257
00:13:48,990 --> 00:13:53,592
Enough! If you don't stop,
you're gonna drive Po...
258
00:13:53,594 --> 00:13:56,795
[screams]
259
00:13:56,797 --> 00:13:57,796
...mad.
260
00:13:57,798 --> 00:14:00,032
Gah!
261
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:03,135
No!
[overlapping thoughts]
262
00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:04,370
Where is his neck?
263
00:14:04,372 --> 00:14:05,804
[overlapping thoughts]
264
00:14:05,806 --> 00:14:07,439
I like turtles.
265
00:14:07,441 --> 00:14:08,807
[overlapping thoughts]
No.
266
00:14:08,809 --> 00:14:11,143
Stop. It's too much.
267
00:14:11,145 --> 00:14:13,946
[overlapping thoughts]
268
00:14:13,948 --> 00:14:18,384
[screams]
269
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:25,858
Ooh!
270
00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:29,495
[screams]
271
00:14:29,497 --> 00:14:31,330
[panting]
272
00:14:31,332 --> 00:14:34,233
Oh, man.
Reading minds is the worst, best,
273
00:14:34,235 --> 00:14:37,403
awesome, bad, greatest, horrible thing
that ever happened to me!
274
00:14:37,405 --> 00:14:41,540
I need to get everybody's
head out of my head!
275
00:14:41,642 --> 00:14:43,976
Ow! Ow!
276
00:14:43,978 --> 00:14:47,880
Ow! Ow! Ow!
277
00:14:47,882 --> 00:14:49,815
I failed you, grampy-pa.
278
00:14:49,817 --> 00:14:52,217
I wanted to make you so proud.
279
00:14:52,219 --> 00:14:53,218
Ow!
280
00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:55,187
You had a simple dream:
281
00:14:55,189 --> 00:14:58,023
to control China using
secret crystal-powered
282
00:14:58,025 --> 00:15:01,226
magic lightning mind powers
with crystal power towers
283
00:15:01,228 --> 00:15:05,097
every 20 kilometers on
the half hour. Simple.
284
00:15:05,099 --> 00:15:08,000
But now that power is gone!
285
00:15:08,002 --> 00:15:10,836
If only there was a way to get back.
286
00:15:10,838 --> 00:15:13,038
Oh, who am I kidding?
287
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,107
Things like that never happen.
288
00:15:15,109 --> 00:15:16,608
Tong Fo!
289
00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:19,111
I can't stop reading minds,
and it's driving me crazy!
290
00:15:19,113 --> 00:15:21,113
You're the only one who can
get this power out of my head.
291
00:15:21,115 --> 00:15:26,018
- Please, please help me!
- Hello.
292
00:15:29,055 --> 00:15:32,925
- Don't try anything funny.
- Of course not, Dragon Warrior.
293
00:15:32,927 --> 00:15:36,312
I may have something here to help
294
00:15:36,313 --> 00:15:39,698
like that trap door you're on.
295
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:43,535
I heard that.
Now, have a seat. Hah!
296
00:15:43,537 --> 00:15:45,637
[groans]
297
00:15:45,639 --> 00:15:49,875
Relax, big guy.
We can talk this out...
298
00:15:49,877 --> 00:15:52,945
with a poisoned dagger, chump!
299
00:15:55,081 --> 00:15:58,984
Sorry. Just had to make sure
you really had the power.
300
00:15:58,986 --> 00:16:01,987
Yeah, I got it, but
I gotta get it gone!
301
00:16:01,989 --> 00:16:05,124
- Now, tell me how!
- I'm thinking.
302
00:16:05,126 --> 00:16:06,425
The thought-blocking helmet.
303
00:16:06,427 --> 00:16:09,428
Do not think about the
thought-blocking helmet.
304
00:16:09,430 --> 00:16:10,562
Blocking. Helmet.
305
00:16:10,564 --> 00:16:12,664
Thought-blocking helmet?
306
00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:14,233
[grunts]
307
00:16:14,235 --> 00:16:16,401
[grunts]
Think something.
308
00:16:16,403 --> 00:16:19,671
You lose, panda.
309
00:16:19,673 --> 00:16:22,741
It didn't work. I can
still hear your thoughts.
310
00:16:22,743 --> 00:16:26,011
Aw!
311
00:16:26,013 --> 00:16:29,848
Now we can really get
that power out of your head.
312
00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:33,918
Oh, and FYI, it's gonna hurt...
313
00:16:34,155 --> 00:16:35,772
a lot.
314
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,134
[groans]
What'd I miss?
315
00:16:42,136 --> 00:16:43,302
[thunder rumbles]
316
00:16:43,304 --> 00:16:45,671
About time you woke up, sleepyhead.
317
00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:48,741
- I'll be done in just a second.
- Okay, I just wanna...
318
00:16:48,743 --> 00:16:51,744
Ah, wait! [screams]
319
00:16:51,746 --> 00:16:55,648
Relax. I'm making some
modifications to my helmet.
320
00:16:55,650 --> 00:16:58,084
Long story short, I'm
gonna run lightning
321
00:16:58,086 --> 00:17:00,686
through your brain, capture
the power of Nao Yuedu
322
00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:04,523
inside the helmet, and then
transfer that power to me.
323
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,325
Really? Cool.
324
00:17:06,327 --> 00:17:09,228
Then I won't be able
to read minds anymore.
325
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:12,598
Of course not, because
your brain will explode.
326
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,766
[mimics explosion]
327
00:17:13,768 --> 00:17:15,835
Huh.
Guess that would do it.
328
00:17:15,837 --> 00:17:17,770
[chuckles]
[thunder rumbles]
329
00:17:17,772 --> 00:17:20,773
Enough chitchat. Let's do this.
330
00:17:20,775 --> 00:17:22,742
How about we do this?
331
00:17:22,744 --> 00:17:24,277
Hi-yah! Yah!
332
00:17:24,279 --> 00:17:25,544
- Ah!
- Guys!
333
00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:26,846
But wait a minute.
334
00:17:26,848 --> 00:17:28,881
I thought you didn't want
anything to do with me.
335
00:17:28,883 --> 00:17:31,017
Actually, we think that pretty often.
336
00:17:31,019 --> 00:17:33,419
Still, no one straps
our Po to a table
337
00:17:33,421 --> 00:17:36,923
and puts a weird helmet-y
thing on him but us.
338
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:39,843
How touching.
Unfortunately, the panda
339
00:17:39,844 --> 00:17:45,131
has a prior engagement
with his doom.
340
00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:47,934
Whoa!
341
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:50,670
[all grunting]
342
00:17:50,671 --> 00:17:52,671
[music]
343
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,287
Ow! I said, "ow."
344
00:18:08,289 --> 00:18:11,824
Try to make your head smaller.
345
00:18:11,826 --> 00:18:13,459
- Yah!
- Hwah!
346
00:18:13,461 --> 00:18:14,794
Yeow!
347
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,615
Ha!
348
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:38,317
- Oof!
- Hi-yah!
349
00:18:38,319 --> 00:18:39,685
Ha... ooh!
350
00:18:39,687 --> 00:18:40,686
[thunder rumbles]
351
00:18:40,688 --> 00:18:42,955
[cackles]
352
00:18:42,957 --> 00:18:44,457
Gotta run.
353
00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:47,360
Guys, help!
I don't want my brain exploded!
354
00:18:47,362 --> 00:18:50,262
[screams]
355
00:18:54,935 --> 00:18:57,903
[thunder rumbles]
356
00:19:07,848 --> 00:19:11,017
Tong Fo, don't do this.
You don't wanna be invisible.
357
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:14,620
- Invincible.
- Whatever!
358
00:19:18,025 --> 00:19:22,695
[thunder rumbles]
359
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:37,209
Think pleasant
thoughts, Dragon Warrior.
360
00:19:37,211 --> 00:19:42,214
They're gonna be your last.
361
00:19:42,216 --> 00:19:44,316
Unscented fabrics!
362
00:19:44,318 --> 00:19:45,418
[grunts]
363
00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:46,752
Crane-iac!
364
00:19:46,754 --> 00:19:48,554
Don't call me...
ah, never mind.
365
00:19:48,556 --> 00:19:50,890
[grunting]
366
00:19:50,892 --> 00:19:53,259
No!
367
00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:58,330
[thunder rumbles]
368
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,672
[thunder rumbles]
369
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:15,948
[screams]
370
00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:18,751
[groans]
371
00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:21,620
[grunting]
372
00:20:21,622 --> 00:20:24,457
I can feel it.
Yes!
373
00:20:24,459 --> 00:20:27,860
No, I can't let you win, Tong Fo.
374
00:20:27,862 --> 00:20:31,530
It's working, Dragon Warrior.
I'm hearing your thoughts.
375
00:20:31,532 --> 00:20:35,534
I'm sucking the Nao Yuedu
right outta your fat skull.
376
00:20:35,536 --> 00:20:38,971
My skull's not fat.
It's big-boned.
377
00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:42,041
Keep thinking, chump,
while you still can.
378
00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:44,643
[shimmering tone]
379
00:20:44,645 --> 00:20:47,646
[screams]
380
00:20:47,648 --> 00:20:48,814
Ugh.
381
00:20:48,816 --> 00:20:53,052
[cackles]
382
00:20:57,290 --> 00:21:00,793
Po.
Po, you can't give up now.
383
00:21:00,795 --> 00:21:05,631
Po, wake up.
Come on, buddy. Open your eyes.
384
00:21:05,633 --> 00:21:07,766
Remember what Shifu said?
385
00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:10,136
[cackles]
386
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:15,341
You can do this, Po.
You just have to concentrate.
387
00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:22,996
- Focus, discipline, concentration.
- Too late, panda.
388
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:25,664
Yeah, for you.
389
00:21:28,322 --> 00:21:31,924
No, no, no!
390
00:21:31,926 --> 00:21:34,760
Sha-ka-booey!
391
00:21:34,762 --> 00:21:36,095
No!
392
00:21:36,097 --> 00:21:40,232
[explosion]
393
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:45,638
[groans]
394
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,006
What happened?
395
00:21:47,008 --> 00:21:48,374
[groans]
396
00:21:48,376 --> 00:21:52,344
[gasps] Po!
397
00:21:52,346 --> 00:21:55,214
[groans]
398
00:21:55,216 --> 00:21:56,715
Guys?
399
00:21:56,717 --> 00:22:00,119
Guys! I can't hear your
thoughts! I'm cured!
400
00:22:00,121 --> 00:22:02,688
My head is completely empty.
401
00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:04,890
- You got that right.
- Huh?
402
00:22:04,892 --> 00:22:07,026
Don't worry.
I said that out loud.
403
00:22:07,028 --> 00:22:09,862
Oh, thank you. Thank you!
404
00:22:09,864 --> 00:22:13,132
- Wait.
- Go ahead. Tie me up.
405
00:22:13,134 --> 00:22:15,367
I still know what you're all thinking.
406
00:22:15,369 --> 00:22:18,237
You want to go lock me
up in Chor Ghom prison,
407
00:22:18,239 --> 00:22:20,706
and you want to stop for a snack first.
408
00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:24,310
Oh, no! Tong Fo still has
the power of Nao Yuedu!
409
00:22:24,312 --> 00:22:26,745
Doubtful.
I'm thinking he has the power
410
00:22:26,747 --> 00:22:29,014
of stating the completely obvious.
411
00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:30,649
Ow! [laughs]
412
00:22:30,651 --> 00:22:33,586
You can't a blame a guy for trying.
413
00:22:33,588 --> 00:22:38,090
Let's go and get that snack.
414
00:22:38,092 --> 00:22:41,894
- Wanna guess what I'm thinking?
- Not really... [chuckles]
415
00:22:41,896 --> 00:22:44,697
But I was thinking maybe we should get
416
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:47,499
Tong Fo to Chor Ghom before the snack.
417
00:22:47,501 --> 00:22:50,336
You read my mind.
418
00:22:55,513 --> 00:22:58,449
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