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2x21 - Five Is Enough
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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the Valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet!
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[traditional Chinese music]
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Taste the sting of my steel!
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Kyah!
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Oh. Nice move, chief.
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[rocks clatter]
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Hey, what's that?
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Border patrol!
Identify yourself!
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No one enters China
without getting past us.
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Fools, you are like worms
challenging a large dog,
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or perhaps a mid-size cow.
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You do not grasp that you
are helpless before Pai Mei...
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high priest of Abusive Lotus.
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[laugh evilly]
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Pai Mei?
Wasn't he that traitor who
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- tried to destroy the Emperor?
- Get him!
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Both: [grunt]
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[chimes]
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Huh!
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Oh!
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[groans]
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Now, you unworthy soap-mongers,
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direct me to the kung
fu master known as Shifu.
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Shifu? He... he's
in the Valley of Peace.
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He shall be my next miserable victim.
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Wait.
What do you mean, "next victim"?
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[guards groaning]
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[laughs]
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Greetings, everyone.
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And welcome to the first-ever
tournament of the Sun Pennant.
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[crowd cheers]
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Featuring the Dragon Warrior
and the Furious Five...
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[cheering]
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Against the visiting
masters of the Onyx Temple.
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Whoa...
[crowd "oohs"]
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[cheers and applause]
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The esteemed Master Chao
will present the winning team
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with a fabulous prize sent
by the Emperor himself.
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Ooh, check out that awesome box.
We have to win it!
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Po, the prize isn't a box,
it's what's inside the box.
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Oh. But we still get to
keep the box, though, right?
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The tournament will begin shortly.
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Masters...
prepare yourselves.
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[crowd cheering]
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[back cracks] Ooh.
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You Jade Palace losers
are about to get schooled.
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- Big time. It's gonna be epic.
- Pop pop!
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I'll pop you, dork face.
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We got a word for guys
like you. "Not nice."
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[overlapping chatter]
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Enough. Your behavior is not
befitting masters of your station.
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Oh, relax, Shifu. The young
people are just letting off steam.
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Surely you remember what
that's like, don't you?
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Your pardon, master.
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But it's been a long time
since I was that young.
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[chuckles] Come on.
It couldn't have been that long ago.
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Well, I happen to know for
a fact that Shifu is over...
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[whispers]
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Was anyone even alive back then?
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[laughter]
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Shifu, everyone gets older.
Which reminds me...
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The Emperor sent a
special gift just for you.
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[laughter]
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Thank you, Master Chao,
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but I assure you
my eyes are just as keen as ever.
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Now, if you'll excuse me...
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Oof!
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I intended to do that.
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[banging, crashing,
glass shattering]
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Now, you'd all better get ready.
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Uh, Po. May I speak to you
about a personal matter?
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Gah! Chao's right.
I am old.
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- Po, I need your advice.
- About what, Master Chao?
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Well, sadly, an old friend of ours
has finally outlived his usefulness.
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Wha... what do you mean?
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Really?
Well, he might be a little rusty, but...
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He really can't
take the heat anymore.
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[scoffs]
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Chao: It's time for a change.
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But his replacement will
have to be newer, cooler,
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and incredibly more
awesome, as you would say.
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Po: No problem, Master Chao.
I'm just the guy to do it.
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They're going to replace me.
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Chao wants someone cooler,
more awesome, more modern.
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- I can't be any of those things.
- Nope.
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- Or can I?
- Nope.
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That's it, Zheng!
Of course! I'll be young!
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Nope?
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[crowd cheering]
We are ready to begin.
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Each team shall race through the
forest to the Tai Yang temple.
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There, they shall do
battle for the Sun Pennant.
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Are the Onyx Masters ready?
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And the Jade Palace?
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Ready, Master Chao.
And so are the Furious Five.
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Make that the Furious Six.
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Shaka-boobie.
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All: What?
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Gosh, Shifu, what are you doing?
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Just relax your flaps, Master Chao.
I'm joining the tournament.
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All: Ooh.
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But... but Shifu, the games
are for the young people,
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- the junior masters.
- Let's ask my pea pods.
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Who wants to see the
Sheefster in the tourney?
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- Eh, oh, whatever.
- Uh, okay.
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[applause]
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[chuckles] Uh, master, you
sure you know what you're doing?
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Check it out, large and in charge.
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I'll show you and Master Chao
that I still gots the moves.
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Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop,
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whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop...
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Uh, why is Shifu
whoop, whoop, whoop-ing?
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Uh, guys, uh, we
need to be supportive
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of Shifu's apparent midlife crisis.
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Whoop, whoop,
whoop-whoop-whoop,
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whoop, whoop, whoop!
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- I'm scared.
- What about the Emperor's prize?
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- I don't wanna blow that!
- Relax. It's Shifu.
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He could still bring the butt-whoop.
Uh, Master Chao...
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Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop...
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We'd be totally honored
to have Shifu on our team.
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Right, guys?
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Uh, that means "yes".
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Booyah.
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- Oh, boy.
- Eh, this is a bit odd, but okay.
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On your marks...
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Grandpa won't help you losers.
You're going down.
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- This scene is about to get fruggie.
- Not really a word.
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Oh, snarp!
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First team to return to this spot
with the Sun Pennant wins.
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Begin!
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[crowd cheering]
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This is a very strange village.
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And it just got stranger.
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- Pai Mei!
- You gape like a toad from
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your ridiculous lizard mouth.
Your beady eyes creep me out,
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and that gaudy tunic
makes your hips look fat.
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[laughs evilly]
[snap]
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Seriously, I never liked you.
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[music]
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Keep moving.
We've gotta catch up!
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- We lost 'em.
- No, we didn't.
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[all grunting]
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Oh!
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[all grunt, groan]
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- Later, kung fools.
- I hate those guys.
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[leaves rustling]
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Sha-ga-ba...
What'd I miss?
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Where were you?
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It's not my fault.
I was waiting for Shifu.
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[rustling] Oh!
Oof!
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- This stylish hat is blocking my peepers.
- Tell me about it.
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Master, I'm sorry, but
I-I-I'm just confused.
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- Why exactly are you dressed this way?
- Snappy hats are in.
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Just ask the Monkster
or Baron von Cranington.
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- The Baron would rather you didn't.
- Master, those ducks are tough.
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The purple dude feints to his left...
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- Oof!
- Attack on the right.
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The others have a hitch
in their spin kicks.
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- Oof!
- Counter with a jab, and you own 'em.
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- Uh, you know, he's right.
- See? Master Shifu has seen it all.
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He can instantly analyze any move.
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That's what the Sheefmeister general
brings to the par-tay. Pop, pop.
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Focus, everybody.
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We can beat these ducks to the
temple if we use strategicalness.
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You guys race ahead and ambush 'em.
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Shifu, Viper, and me'll
attack from behind.
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[raspberries]
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Plans are for squares.
Rebels like me think outside the box.
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Shakka-blah,
bitity-blah.
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Master Shifu!
Wait! Gah!
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- He's going the wrong way.
- Huh. Kids.
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We've got to stay in the race.
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Shifu!
Hang on!
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[chuckles]
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There's the flag! Let's go!
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Waah!
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[groans]
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Huh? The flag!
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Looking for this?
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- Aww, someone's lost their kitty.
- This'll be easy.
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Waah!
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- Oof!
- Ah!
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Yah! [grunting]
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A hitch in his spin kick,
just like Shifu said.
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[chuckles]
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Oh!
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[chuckles]
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Waah!
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Huh?
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Yah!
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[grunting]
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We're still outnumbered.
Where's Po?
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They should be in place by now.
"B" team, attack!
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Any... time... now.
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- Haaa!
- Darn.
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[groans]
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- Oh!
- Aah!
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Waah!
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- You're late.
- We were trying to find Shifu.
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He ran off. Again.
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- Ooh!
- Ooh!
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Waah!
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Slamma pajama!
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The Sheefster's still got the moves.
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[laughs]
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Nice, Master. Up high.
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[back cracks]
Argh.
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My back.
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- Whoa, bummer.
- Master Shifu!
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[all shouting]
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No hands!
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[all scream]
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[groaning]
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Is...
Is everyone all right?
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- Been better.
- Shake it off, guys.
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The important thing is that Master
Shifu captured the Sun Pennant!
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- We win! Yes!
- You got that right, panda. We...
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Wait, the pennant!
Where is it?
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[all laugh]
Ha!
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Oh, snarp.
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[laughter]
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- No!
- I thought I had it.
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- Master Shifu, what?
- Oh! Why are you complaining?
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You and Chao have proved your point.
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I'm rusty. Can't take the heat.
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Master, what are you talking about?
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I overheard Po and Master
Chao planning my retirement.
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They want to replace me.
251
00:14:31,657 --> 00:14:34,491
And after this humiliation,
they'll get their wish.
252
00:14:34,493 --> 00:14:38,962
Replace you? What?
We'd never...
253
00:14:38,964 --> 00:14:40,830
Oh, Master!
No!
254
00:14:40,832 --> 00:14:42,599
Master Chao was talking
about an old wok.
255
00:14:42,601 --> 00:14:47,070
Wait, you've been carrying
that around this whole time?
256
00:14:47,072 --> 00:14:48,794
- What?
- A wok?
257
00:14:48,829 --> 00:14:52,275
Yeah, it's rusted and worn
out and he wanted to replace it.
258
00:14:52,277 --> 00:14:58,882
- It had nothing to do with you.
- I... [sighs]
259
00:14:58,884 --> 00:15:03,852
I really am an old fool.
I'm sorry I cost you your victory.
260
00:15:05,456 --> 00:15:07,557
[back cracks] Ooh!
261
00:15:07,559 --> 00:15:12,228
- But, Master Shifu...
- Eh, Dragon Warrior!
262
00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:13,430
[sighs]
263
00:15:13,432 --> 00:15:16,099
Master Chao?
[groans]
264
00:15:19,603 --> 00:15:22,706
[grunts]
A wok! Stupid!
265
00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:26,843
Old, decrepit, ancient, I...
266
00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:29,646
[groans]
267
00:15:29,648 --> 00:15:33,417
The Onyx Masters. How?
268
00:15:33,819 --> 00:15:34,984
[blows]
269
00:15:34,986 --> 00:15:37,087
- Pai Mei.
- They were like gophers
270
00:15:37,088 --> 00:15:42,292
who escaped from a weasel,
only to be seized by an eagle.
271
00:15:42,294 --> 00:15:43,993
[laughs]
272
00:15:43,995 --> 00:15:47,831
If the metaphor is unclear,
I am the eagle, and you...
273
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:50,433
are now my prey.
274
00:15:55,973 --> 00:16:00,009
I warn you, Pai Mei, I beat
you once, and I'll do it again.
275
00:16:00,011 --> 00:16:03,012
You got lucky and you know it.
Your skill was always overrated.
276
00:16:03,014 --> 00:16:05,949
Plus, everyone said you
had a lovely singing voice.
277
00:16:05,951 --> 00:16:08,084
But it was not so!
278
00:16:15,426 --> 00:16:18,661
[back cracks]
Ooh, oh...
279
00:16:18,663 --> 00:16:20,797
Ah!
280
00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:25,502
Time has not been kind to you, Shifu.
281
00:16:25,504 --> 00:16:29,506
I remember us
as we once were long ago...
282
00:16:29,508 --> 00:16:31,274
I'm familiar with the story.
283
00:16:31,276 --> 00:16:34,711
I know! But I wish to
dramatically recount it.
284
00:16:34,713 --> 00:16:38,448
I was China's deadliest,
most abusive kung fu master!
285
00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:42,418
Against my iron fists
and scornful banter,
286
00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:44,888
all were helpless.
The Emperor himself grew jealous.
287
00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:49,292
He sought to protect himself against me.
288
00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:52,796
But I struck first.
289
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,933
Only to be stopped...
290
00:16:56,935 --> 00:16:58,268
by you!
291
00:16:58,270 --> 00:17:01,271
I was disgraced and forced into exile.
292
00:17:01,273 --> 00:17:04,474
But in my lonely exile,
I've learned kung fu secrets
293
00:17:04,476 --> 00:17:07,477
beyond your feeble comprehension.
294
00:17:14,185 --> 00:17:18,354
The five-fingered blast punch.
I see you've mastered its secret.
295
00:17:18,356 --> 00:17:20,824
You will do more than see.
296
00:17:20,826 --> 00:17:26,162
You will feel, hear, taste, possibly
even smell the secret as well!
297
00:17:26,164 --> 00:17:27,530
[laughs evilly]
298
00:17:27,532 --> 00:17:29,265
[grunts]
299
00:17:29,267 --> 00:17:32,235
- Po!
- Shaka-boobie!
300
00:17:33,337 --> 00:17:36,439
Oh! Oh, snarp.
301
00:17:36,441 --> 00:17:39,309
No!
[laughing]
302
00:17:39,311 --> 00:17:41,377
Yah!
303
00:17:41,379 --> 00:17:45,079
- Oh, no! Stay back!
- Gotcha!
304
00:17:45,483 --> 00:17:47,917
Oh!
305
00:17:47,919 --> 00:17:48,952
[all grunting]
306
00:17:48,954 --> 00:17:51,454
Don't!
307
00:17:53,891 --> 00:17:56,092
- Enough!
- Po! [back cracks]
308
00:17:56,094 --> 00:17:57,527
Huh! Ah!
309
00:17:57,529 --> 00:18:00,597
[wok bongs]
[groans]
310
00:18:00,599 --> 00:18:03,533
Ha!
311
00:18:04,235 --> 00:18:07,337
Whoa!
312
00:18:07,339 --> 00:18:09,272
Aah!
313
00:18:09,274 --> 00:18:11,941
Ow!
314
00:18:11,943 --> 00:18:13,076
Aah!
Ugh.
315
00:18:13,078 --> 00:18:15,812
No!
316
00:18:22,086 --> 00:18:25,989
Stop! All of you!
[back cracks]
317
00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:37,400
All: Oh!
318
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:42,005
No!
319
00:18:45,476 --> 00:18:45,942
Oof!
320
00:18:45,944 --> 00:18:49,145
Like all pandas, you are
fat and full of eucalyptus.
321
00:18:49,147 --> 00:18:53,917
Now, feast upon the minty
taste of doom.
322
00:18:53,919 --> 00:18:55,118
Eh...
323
00:18:55,120 --> 00:19:00,390
Pai Mei, forgive a doddering
old fool and his students.
324
00:19:00,392 --> 00:19:04,560
Your power...
[coughs] is too great.
325
00:19:04,562 --> 00:19:05,528
Hmm?
326
00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:09,399
Your unworthy voice
continues to befoul my ears.
327
00:19:09,401 --> 00:19:13,469
- But what you speak is the truth.
- Spare them, Pai Mei.
328
00:19:13,471 --> 00:19:19,242
Destroy me instead.
As you say, I am old and...
329
00:19:19,244 --> 00:19:24,013
- Uh, I'm over here.
- Of course.
330
00:19:24,015 --> 00:19:27,550
I am old and at the end of my life.
331
00:19:27,552 --> 00:19:30,153
That's not true, Master Shifu.
332
00:19:30,155 --> 00:19:33,556
- You're still young and vital.
- You're wrong, Po.
333
00:19:33,558 --> 00:19:38,194
You opened my eyes today.
I am old.
334
00:19:38,196 --> 00:19:41,331
Uh...
335
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:43,466
Wha?
336
00:19:43,468 --> 00:19:46,936
[clears throat]
337
00:19:46,938 --> 00:19:47,837
Uh...
338
00:19:47,839 --> 00:19:49,672
[sighs]
339
00:19:49,674 --> 00:19:54,410
Old and feeble.
340
00:19:54,412 --> 00:19:59,716
Oh! Yeah.
He's... he's pretty old.
341
00:19:59,718 --> 00:20:04,087
Yeah. What do you say?
342
00:20:04,089 --> 00:20:06,689
Ah, you are hardly worth fighting.
343
00:20:06,691 --> 00:20:09,559
You remind me of my grandfather.
344
00:20:09,561 --> 00:20:12,729
- That's nice.
- I hated my grandfather!
345
00:20:12,731 --> 00:20:14,030
Ooh!
346
00:20:16,066 --> 00:20:17,433
[gasps]
347
00:20:19,737 --> 00:20:22,605
Unlike you, my great
learning has kept me young.
348
00:20:22,607 --> 00:20:27,176
Your artistry is truly magnificent. I...
349
00:20:27,178 --> 00:20:30,747
I would be honored
if you would finish me
350
00:20:30,749 --> 00:20:32,982
with your blast punch.
351
00:20:32,984 --> 00:20:35,084
[chuckles evilly]
352
00:20:35,086 --> 00:20:38,354
Done.
353
00:20:38,356 --> 00:20:39,022
Rah!
354
00:20:39,024 --> 00:20:41,624
Oh...
[rocks rumbling]
355
00:20:41,626 --> 00:20:47,263
Sorry. My old, weak legs
gave out. Try it again.
356
00:20:48,565 --> 00:20:52,035
[grunts]
357
00:20:52,037 --> 00:20:56,973
I flinched.
[grunts]
358
00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:06,115
[panting]
359
00:21:06,117 --> 00:21:09,652
Wait, you have misled me
with lies from your face.
360
00:21:09,654 --> 00:21:11,554
You are not old or feeble.
361
00:21:11,556 --> 00:21:16,959
No. In fact, I'm
feeling pretty sprytastic!
362
00:21:16,961 --> 00:21:18,761
[gasps]
363
00:21:18,763 --> 00:21:20,263
[groans]
Yes!
364
00:21:20,265 --> 00:21:24,734
I just needed a little
time to analyze your moves.
365
00:21:24,736 --> 00:21:26,702
- What?
- Hoi-cha!
366
00:21:26,704 --> 00:21:30,673
[groans]
367
00:21:38,082 --> 00:21:40,650
Oh!
368
00:21:40,652 --> 00:21:42,685
Class dismissed.
369
00:21:42,687 --> 00:21:44,020
[rocks rumbling]
370
00:21:44,022 --> 00:21:48,791
[screams]
371
00:21:48,793 --> 00:21:51,494
[grunts]
[groans]
372
00:21:51,496 --> 00:21:52,929
[blows]
373
00:21:52,931 --> 00:21:55,264
- Awesome!
- Impressive.
374
00:21:55,266 --> 00:21:58,935
[inhales]
375
00:21:58,937 --> 00:22:00,503
Thanks.
376
00:22:03,006 --> 00:22:06,476
And now, congratulations
to our teams.
377
00:22:06,478 --> 00:22:09,512
[cheers and applause]
378
00:22:11,315 --> 00:22:13,850
- I believe you dropped this.
- Shifu!
379
00:22:13,852 --> 00:22:16,686
Winning is only one part
of the competition, Po.
380
00:22:16,688 --> 00:22:20,022
Yeah, and the other part is losing.
381
00:22:21,959 --> 00:22:25,661
We showed you, Jade Palace losers!
382
00:22:25,663 --> 00:22:28,231
Hmm. I changed my mind.
383
00:22:28,233 --> 00:22:29,432
Ducks: Oh...
384
00:22:29,434 --> 00:22:33,236
We won a box! We won a...
385
00:22:33,238 --> 00:22:35,204
Oh, right.
386
00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:42,345
- Sweet!
- That is a nice box.
387
00:22:42,347 --> 00:22:46,949
What were you thinking, Shifu?
I would never try to replace you.
388
00:22:46,951 --> 00:22:50,753
- With age comes wisdom.
- I know, Master Chao.
389
00:22:50,755 --> 00:22:54,157
I suppose I let my
imagination run away with me.
390
00:22:54,159 --> 00:22:57,067
But if you ever change
your mind, just remember
391
00:22:57,068 --> 00:23:02,165
old warriors like me
are a force to be reckoned with.
392
00:23:02,367 --> 00:23:03,266
Ow!
393
00:23:03,268 --> 00:23:04,700
All: Ooh...
394
00:23:04,969 --> 00:23:07,074
Has anyone seen my glasses?
395
00:23:09,372 --> 00:23:12,752
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